Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 6th, 2019

@whiteswine Bravo, mate, and I hope you keep winning.

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JohnBirmingham In the good old days blokes who collaborated with Nazis didn’t get claim travel allowance to cover the cost of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S5

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If you know why this is funny then you need to take a long hard look at yourself. twitter.com/peterb/status/…

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eddie_braben This still has to be one of the funniest line in comedy pic.twitter.com/J2OV0C7vAh

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@whiteswine Mate, are you still with us? How much is this going to take? (Glad you made it.)

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Not sure that I’d be comfortable with this rather formal rationalisation. Walks like a duck, etc. twitter.com/asunderland/st…

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Surely everyone knows this shit? twitter.com/SBS/status/108…

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DanaSchwartzzz If you pay me $50 I’ll show up to your funeral but stand really far away, holding a black umbrella regardless of th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v8

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@NewtonMark No, solar energy doesn’t work on Earth.

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@GuardianAus So do we actually know what the word “epidemic” means? And how has modern journalism analysed this?

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@NuclearAnthro Well, here we are. Anyway it’s an election zone between February and May. If Labor runs on a “probab..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iI

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@jetztgibtshaue @NuclearAnthro Oh if we’re going extrajudicial then all options are available.

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@NuclearAnthro If it’s any consolation, we have actual Nazis too.

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@NuclearAnthro Sadly*, unlike your country, we outlawed capital punishment some time ago.

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KeithOlbermann This is the PM of Australia “both siding” it after a Nazi rally.

He is, obviously, a world-class idiot and appeas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CY

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There is a band playing shit boomer music here, but I seem to have negotiated a strong position involving Four Pines gin so I am coping.

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@mogadeet Thank you. I’m more than a decade ahead of you in the journey through this arsehat universe, so I’m glad I can amuse.

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@NuclearAnthro @SwiftOnSecurity @GeorgeWHerbert Gotcha. Wasn’t gravity mapping even part of IGY? Dual purpose etc etc.

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@erstkate @oberonsghost Absolutely. I’ve always loved them, and they have a tone like a medieval shawm which is also wonderful.

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@SwiftOnSecurity @NuclearAnthro Also, these submarines you Americans have, the ones that cost you shitloads…

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kyry5 Like Grindr, but for messaging a stranger 20 feet away about the drama you’re both eavesdropping on on public transportation

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@19bk69 This is misrepresentation. My tweet is about the cricket. @SwiftOnSecurity probably doesn’t even know what cricket is.

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Drumboy44DWS A polar bear attacks the U.S. nuclear submarine USS Connecticut as it breaks up thru the ice. - 2003 pic.twitter.com/VpmJyqJS1n

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@rgmerk @terencehuynh Station manager was wandering past, heard me doing cricket commentary, mouthed through the so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hu

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@rgmerk @terencehuynh No tape. I was cover presenter, crossing out of the feed from the UK for the 1700 news. Durin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nb

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@SwiftOnSecurity If you are going to start deleting your rants because you don’t know what point you were making where will it end?

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@terencehuynh This reminds me of when I actually did 7 minutes of cricket commentary on ABC Radio because reasons. That was hilarious.

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@terencehuynh India’s bet is that Australia can’t get 318 runs even with all their batsmen.

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@terencehuynh And no one has done that against Australia on home soil for 31 years.

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@terencehuynh It means India is so far ahead they reckon “Fuck it, we won’t need all our batsmen. We’ll stop here,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y4

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I worked for ABC Radio for a while, so even though sport is not my thing, I was required by Australian law to know what this means.

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@mogadeet OK, the PTSD sucks. Maybe there’s a workaround, but I’d never put someone through that.

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jt_osaki Is the presence of internet rightwingers the opposite of the “cockroach phenomenon,” where 1 cockroach in your kitc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jc

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MikeCarlton01 “A socialist state that’s run amok…”
It’s a crowded field, but this is probably the idiot tweet of the day. twitter.com/darren_nell/st…

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iiTalW The rivalry between meme-posting police Twitter accounts in Australia runs DEEP. pic.twitter.com/iJJjMlc1Ui

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@mogadeet I can cope with Canberra. I’m there several times a year.

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@mogadeet Oh no I completely agree. I’m just not at the “drunk” bit yet.

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Is “the state which I suspect is pretty spectacular” an hour after consuming about 200 micrograms of LSD? twitter.com/troyhunt/statu…

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hpstorian If anything smushed together/blended is “hummus” now does that mean guacamole is hummus?

Icecream?

Peanut butter? twitter.com/epicurious/sta…

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TheOnion Mother Feels A Little Validated After Daughter Who Stayed Out Late Gets Murdered trib.al/eYLb5JX..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q4

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jackclarkSF If anyone would like to start a modern Kraftwerk-esque industrial band, then you can just get lyrics by ripping cop..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mn

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In which a Senator proposes that “the government” decide which duly elected Senators’ votes are acceptable, or not…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VQ

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LorenRaeDeJ This is a personal staff position supporting former Secretary Mattis. It has zero broader responsibilities re: the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I3

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NewtonMark I’ll believe the presence of water on Mars or the moon means we can use it to make rocket fuel for a human-return j..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ig

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@PeteLawler My knowledge of how to run community health campaigns is old now, but the trick to success seems to be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jP

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MeanwhileinCana Dear Neighbours,
We have kidnapped your bird. He’ll be safely returned to you on impeachment day. We believe this i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GM

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MikeStuchbery_ The fuckwits that like to call you a ‘snowflake’ are blockading a Gregg’s in Manchester for selling vegan sausage r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AL

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@mogadeet I have never been to New Zealand so this could indeed become a thing.

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erstkate My brother, people. You would never guess we are related.

(I was an extreme good girly swat at school) pic.twitter.com/E1IVB1Gbt0

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tauriqmoosa Terrifying pic.twitter.com/0RrtrgChs5

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@AngryBeanie @purserj Good luck with this. The doco will be an interesting challenge for you, but well worth it.

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@timpoliti Leave me alone. I’m a fuckin’ professional.

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“Light from a Russian satellite”? What, so a bit of roo shooting before watching the cricket? twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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VH-DGF looks like it might need a bit of work in the shop.

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@Fifikins I see what you did there. Not for $10, no.

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At the Alex, perusing the lunch menu.

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@gordonkerry Well for $10 that’s not unreasonable.

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pjf When you look at the greatest advances of humanity, it’s not just that someone was talented enough, but also that t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R3

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@i386 No, James. Do not disrespect the Bush Plum.

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Everyday convenience shopping in Australia. pic.twitter.com/Lk5xziOuXU

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“Old sperm and international imports: Victoria has a donor shortage” smh.com.au/national/victo…

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It’ll be Leura, because logistical reasons too tedious to explain.

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Now, to decide which town to spend the afternoon in…

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JayStephens A new life awaits you in the off-world colonoscopies

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Sun plan, draft: Sleep in (done); errands, lunch, and shopping, Katoomba or Leura (can’t decide); consider the week..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ko

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Sunday. Make good use of the hose. Sunday.

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