Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 9th, 2019

Wed plan, final bit now that I’ve finally arrived back at the village: Taxi back to @bunjaree; final edits and chec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ew

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Bum_Tree_ FOR SALE Retro fit parking sensor. Fits any make or model. £20 can deliver if local. pic.twitter.com/zfeUiQwnQ3

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The 1918* arrives, and now we depart Sydney Central station.

It is 1950. In more ways than one. pic.twitter.com/WIgI3XiGDX

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BetteMidler negotiations are stalled, so Individual #1 is heading to the border to make his case live on TV, the same..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iw

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There is going to be a delay.

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“Inside Facebook’s ‘cult-like’ workplace, where dissent is discouraged and employees pretend to be happy all the ti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uB

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“New York tackles ‘largest measles outbreak’ in state’s recent history as cases spike globally” cnn.com/2019/01/08/hea…

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@dobes @rohan_p There’s little kids there, but if it were in the quiet of the afternoon and I had a recorder with me I’d do it.

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@skeevestevens I’m happy to move the line to, say, Glebe Point Road, just to be sure.

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In the place. Being bullied.

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Imagining how Sydney would be improved if everywhere east off Bourke Street sank into the sea.

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@JustJimWillDo They go round and round, but only occasionally.

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Not as big a sex problem as the dog is about to have. twitter.com/TeenVogue/stat…

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@purserj @dobes @glengyron Brostalin sounds like a powerful brand-name laxative.

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@dobes @glengyron I feel violated, and not in a good way.

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FionaPattenMLC And here is what my staff came up with today … Hey @ScottMorrisonMP If you want to photoshop in some new shoes, a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…44

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@dobes @glengyron And how are that guy and me even similar?

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Pro Tip: Arson is pointless unless it’s a total conflagration. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@dobes @JustJimWillDo Look it’s all possible, I grant you.

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@arizclint See, I don’t think you’re really helping either.

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Having a cleansing post-Science ale at the Royal Hotel Randwick. I’ll probably head down to Thaitown soon though.

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@Ron298 Ah. See, if it were actual ironing then that might be a thing. But just folding…

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@dobes @vealmince People often have questions about me.

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Just imagine! By the year 2035 I’ll be able to do nearly two-thirds of this trip by tram, which is two-thirds as good as in the 1920s.

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@rgmerk That doesn’t sound like a whole lot of fun.

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@rgmerk Is this helping? Are you helping?

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How was Stormy Daniels’ ironing?

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I’ve been thinking about this for a couple of hours now, and will continue thinking about it for some time to come. twitter.com/DrParnassus/st…

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Does Donald Trump like his own shoes?

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TaraSetmayer Want a window into the WH strategy on tonight’s address?

Here’s the official “messaging” email from the WH comms o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lv

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BulletinAtomic Agitated Arizonans are doing everything they can to scare away the self-driving cars being testing in their area: s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eL

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Oh. I found the bit I need more quickly than I’d feared.

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Goddammit I’ll have to refer back to the Telecommunications (Interception and Access) Act 1979 because it’s that kind of day.

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I am not going to watch or listen to the thing. Neither of the things.

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mainframed767 So help me out here, its 2019 and compared to 1999

Google == Microsoft
Facebook == AOL
Bitcoin ==..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H9

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SICKOFWOLVES SO IF THE GOVERNMENT IS STILL SHUT DOWN WHAT’S THE VERDICT ON EATING ROTISSERIE CHICKENS ON THE BUS

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Wed plan, remainder: 1500 Black Dog Institute for some Science; finish that policy paper (I’m so close!); maybe som..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qf

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@jeamland @jpwarren I see you’re both getting the hang of this.

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@jeamland Yes. Even false things are true. You know the drill. All hail Eris.

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Oh this is wonderful. Lovely work, @StormyDaniels. Just lovely. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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In Sydney, not causing a scene.

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@hole_for_Jesus Five or six tweets later, at 8.11pm last night. Possibly you also missed that I wasn’t being seriou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6K

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@DLorieri I’m glad you think my random mid-evening tweets are news. Dunno why you think I’m “upset” about anything..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eQ

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@DLorieri Do you need a bit of a cuddle there, Petal?

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Wed plan, confirmed: 1024 train to Sydney; finish editing that policy paper en route or through the afternoon or wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eW

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jryderau I am ambivalent about living in the future pic.twitter.com/ezPKdNh2Fz

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Attn: @NewtonMark, for the happiness.

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This is why I don’t let myself be photographed at the beach. twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…

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I forgot to retweet this last night. It’s magical. twitter.com/riskybusiness/…

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@oscaron I knew this would happen. :(

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@oscaron This is getting out of hand.

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Thankfully we’re finally getting to the bottom of this. twitter.com/ScottMorrisonM…

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No further correspondence will be entered into regarding the Prime Minister’s shoes. At least not by me.

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@davpope Isn’t it lovely! I was laughing for ages last night.

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Wed plan, draft: Finish editing that policy paper; 1024* train to Sydney, still editing en route; haircut; 1500 tak..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fQ

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“‘The PM’s office has asked the department to replace the photo with the original’ …

“As of Wednesday morning th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O2

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Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce.

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“Scott Morrison Photoshop fail on official family portrait” news.com.au/technology/onl…

“Michael on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LV

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“Our Weird Unit PM Is Wearing Badly Photoshopped Shoes On His Official Website” pedestrian.tv/news/scott-mor…

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“Sloppy Photoshop Job Leaves ScoMo With Two Left Feet” tendaily.com.au/news/politics/…

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“A spokesperson for the PM said that the photo ‘was doctored by the department of PM&C (Prime Minister and Cabinet)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…31

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Ah here we go. “‘Story of 2019’: Prime Minister’s shoes go viral due to poor Photoshop effort” smh.com.au/politics/feder…

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The replies to that tweet highlight… something. I especially like the replies that keep coming to ask questions t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uU

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ICYMI last night, a fascinating example of image paranoia and incompetence. I assume someone’s run this in the news..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9z

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Wednesday. Once is more than twice. Wednesday.

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