Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 11th, 2019

@SnarkyPlatypus It’s hard to say how connected Poland’s action is to, say, the Five Eyes bans. At least until I act..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6Z

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@DancingDanB I’m not at all a fan of the Trek-type space series, but for some reason I’ve stayed with “The Orville”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ei

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@benpobjie @TheGrimRecapper Lips and tongue came to mind. Or maybe ladyparts, somehow.

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I can’t help but think that the shape of the “Orville”, the ship itself, is based on some visual pun, probably obsc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cC

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TheShovel Man Complaining About Hot Cross Buns In January Yet To Realise He Doesn’t Have To Buy Them theshovel.com.au/2019/01/10/man… pic.twitter.com/j6o262hgb8

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Is there a new bus?

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nehadk Enjoy their lives twitter.com/wp_alltrending…

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@egadheg @paulkidd I still think this is all a euphemism for something.

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@egadheg @paulkidd One should never be alarmed about loose milk.

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@egadheg @paulkidd Wait, what? So this “work milk” is not just loose in the plastic bag?

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mediahunter Millennials finally saving deposit of first home…. twitter.com/9NewsAUS/statu…

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@paulkidd @egadheg I was wondering about these euphemisms, and also about it being four litres.

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Steve_Dalby Sixty years makes a bit of difference.

1958 : “He’s so poor, he’s not even wearing socks”

2018 : “He’s so rich,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JU

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Quite a fine BBC documentary on Operation Mincemeat, though only in poor resolution. youtube.com/watch?v=hBk3sS… Maybe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sr

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“Carpet python riddled with 500 ticks slinks into pool ‘to try and drown them’” abc.net.au/news/2019-01-1… pic.twitter.com/lwNGqdoqrn

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@CptHollingworth @NewtonMark @expectproblems I have a related example which I’ll keep to myself for now because it’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dn

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@GreenJ Or maybe if he’d shaved his legs. @MikeCarlton01

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@NewtonMark @CptHollingworth @expectproblems I still find that incident creepy, for want of a better word, despite..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fq

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@CptHollingworth @expectproblems Actually @GreenJ would also like this footage, even if these planes have the spinn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lx

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@CptHollingworth @expectproblems It’s fantastic footage, yes. I can also confirm from experience that they’re nippy little aircraft.

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@expectproblems @CptHollingworth I also like the “Hey kids, don’t try this at home” caveat at the end. @NewtonMark

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ssharwood So about five minutes ago a woman walked past carrying a child’s bicycle helmet and walking a greyhound. She just w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ne

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@ssharwood @rohan_p Clearly I’ll have to lift my headline game, @dobes.

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@NewtonMark Nevertheless, some fantastic images. When were these taken? The weather looks magnificent.

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@NewtonMark That’s a beautiful paint job there.

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@NewtonMark You need:
1. A camera with a polarising filter to get rid of the reflections.
2. A chase plane so you c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kp

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@DanStrickAus Good to hear. That water is moving pretty fast.

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If this were in Melbourne there’d be at least one truck stuck under that railway bridge. twitter.com/DanStrickAus/s…

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cgseife My 9.y.o. daughter giving advice to her 7 y.o. brother on an upcoming spelling test: “It’s princi-PAL, like paleont..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Db

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AuruLupus @TeenVogue I knew they were vampires

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TeenVogue APPARENTLY royals aren’t allowed to eat garlic, and I’m so sad for them! 😩 bit.ly/2D4vRub pic.twitter.com/jtt3JeJkko

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expectproblems Now he just needs his own Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator and he can finally defeat Marvin the Martian! twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

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@DrRhysPockett @johnb78 I know nothing about this church, but the correct quote is “Things just catch fire sometimes.”

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@R_Chirgwin I really want to see a simulation / visualisation of how the storms interact with the terrain as they c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6R

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@R_Chirgwin As usual the main cells have passed to the north of us. pic.twitter.com/yetg3ZAdJy

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@Epigrammist @NewtonMark Indeed. BTW I know of this event through friends who were working in the same building, on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6f

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@Epigrammist @NewtonMark Turned out there were 18 or 20 or so women and children executing the aforementioned sit-i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XN

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@Epigrammist @NewtonMark I know of an incident a few* years back in North Sydney, a sit-in at the Colombian Consula..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4T

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GreenJ No! Never! Really!

Fraser Anning to form Conservative Nationals party theaustralian.com.au/national-affai…

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umairh Oh u mean like a reichstag fire 🔥 twitter.com/bad_takes/stat…

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@R_Chirgwin I know. I’ve been running off 4G for a while, because Telstra “gave” me a bunch of extra data for re-co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fU

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@R_Chirgwin @CARROT_app @BOM_au @rainparrot That first burst was another of those way-ahead strikes, just 1km away..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ko

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@PeteDotAscian @ArmsControlWonk Absolutely. @ArmsControlWonk’s analysis makes a LOT of sense. With or without the Peter Gabriel.

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@R_Chirgwin @CARROT_app @BOM_au I wonder if we can roll back to see what those hourlies were saying early this morning.

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@R_Chirgwin Yeah I’m running a beta version of @CARROT_app that’s grabbing @BOM_au data somehow, and maybe it’s not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sx

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@ArmsControlWonk To be fair, I would like to see US foreign policy executed this way.

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“Steve Biegun can, like, stand at the fuckin’ DMZ with his boombox playing Peter Gabriel all he wants,” but Kim won..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ip

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@juhasaarinen The climate change predictions were that the Sydney region would tend to become subtropical maritime…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WL

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Severe Thunderstorm Warning for HEAVY RAINFALL, DAMAGING WINDS and LARGE HAILSTONES. bom.gov.au/products/IDN21…

It’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jz

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@NewtonMark Yeah we need to know more about this.

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@emelaarghh Percy Grainger had a great many issues to deal with.

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@rohan_p @dobes This is excellent. I’d like to do a podcast with the driver.

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optoutbot 20 days left to of bit.ly/mhroptout

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ChristnNitemare From the archives: Missouri woman says ‘God’ miraculously appeared in her hair curls bit.ly/1QR64aQ pic.twitter.com/7ZG5IjEccW

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davidschneider Who’s to blame for the Brexit catastrofuck. Latest update. pic.twitter.com/Mix4mcnAXk

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TaskandPurpose We Salute The Public Affairs Officer Who Simply Tagged This Photo As ‘Fire Mortar Boom’
bit.ly/2Ce4En6 pic.twitter.com/bG1NPzYRXT

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mpbowers The stench of rotting fish at Menindee is eyewatering, close up it makes you retch, it gets into your cloths and yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F8

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justsext @thelindsayist oh so you’re ok with this Jeff Bezos sex face collage I just whipped up? pic.twitter.com/uEChv2TI4f

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This is THE best political video to come out of Australia all year. twitter.com/Rabe9/status/1…

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@riskybusiness They probably just mis-spelled “cunt”.

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gabalexa we’re evolving. twitter.com/Newsweek/statu…

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cathywilcox1 Thirsty work. My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/kp5bnLeI07

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JPMajor This powerful storm system in the north Pacific is currently creating 17-meter (55-foot) waves twitter.com/severeweatherE…

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@techoglot @manjusrii @Coles Yeah that sounds like a viable strategy to me.

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@kemal_atlay Sounds about right for the operating costs of a Bombardier CL-604.

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manjusrii The legislated removal of GST from sanitary products, effective from Jan 1st, is not a “discount” ⁦@Colespic.twitter.com/RXNqlzVc6c

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I’ve got a tea-towel like that! twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…

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Listening to the latest “Stay Tuned” with @PreetBharara, “The Fate of the World in 2019 (with @ianbemmer)” pca.st/g8p1

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dahowlett Wins the internet for the most insane of the day twitter.com/muslimiq/statu…

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Fri plan, draft: I plan to drift back into proper work mode next week, so today will be about data wrangling and so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xS

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I say, this does look interesting. twitter.com/peterwells/sta…

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DrCDArmstrong I hear that if you show Americans contactless, they burn you for witchcraft. twitter.com/demize95/statu…

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CillizzaCNN “There’s acid that can go through concrete.” — Donald J. Trump, on acid. And concrete.

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@aspientiae @hacks4pancakes It does seem predicated on the idea that looking at the external world, or even using y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wa

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Has he put those safety pins THROUGH his nipples? twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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Someone should sell this TV format to Japan. I’d watch “Toadcatch”.

ヒキガエルキャッチ! twitter.com/SimonChapman6/…

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RaminSetoodeh Wow. I just heard that @kathygriffin was at the Polo Lounge today when she saw that Les Moonves was near her. She l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iS

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@techoglot Cheers. And a Happy Friday to you too.

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JM77 2019: New York Times earworms the planet. twitter.com/nytimes/status…

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@techoglot I haven’t forgotten anything. Ever.

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riskybusiness So it’s like journalism now twitter.com/tlansec/status…

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So, sometimes they’re just rhetorical questions and I rather not receive such thought-through replies. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I lay out bait, seems to get most of them. twitter.com/johnemcintyre/…

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hacks4pancakes How to tell when no women were involved in brainstorming a tech idea. twitter.com/verge/status/1…

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@CARROT_app Actually I take back that last bit. 26C is apparently a couple degrees above average for the Mountains…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e9

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It looks like another lovely day ahead, thanks to @CARROT_app. Although to be fair, this is not what January is mea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4b

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How good do you think you’d be at differentiating nose hairs from pubic hairs?

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Friday. Just look at the state of it! Friday.

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