Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 13th, 2019

erstkate Take a tip from Grandpa Kruschen pic.twitter.com/lt3KAqYySA

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essgee1966 I can confirm that these curtains are quite sturdy. pic.twitter.com/cKPnXivvxx

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AnnikaJ123 my fiance installed an app on my computer that automatically changes “millennial” to “snake people”. I didn’t notic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vQ

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stilgherrian New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 450: Building energy for a year of work” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/45… Covers 7–13 Januarypic.twitter.com/wvZL7HyFQhQh

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There is a Twitter account at @CuriosityShow.

“Make Your Own Earthquake” youtube.com/watch?v=nXra-p…

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@petstarr All the Adelaide people will now disappear down the rabbit-hole.

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IMPORTANT DISCOVERY: There’s a Tube of Ewes channel containing the original award-winning Australian kids science s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6c

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@nehadk I think it is a “Where is my whisky?” question.

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How is it 11pm?

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joshgnosis Old mate sovereign citizen is choosing to believe he’s hilarious. twitter.com/joshbutler/sta…

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@oberonsghost It has its moments. But thanks to, I assume, @dobes it’s also showering me with dodgy conspiracy videos.

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@je_au @SnarkyPlatypus Maroochydore is, not to put too fine a point on it, a fuckin’ hole.

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The Tubes of Ewes has just recommended I re-watch “The Front Fell Off” and so I shall. youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZ…

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SkipsterIIX Someone put a wall around Trump’s star lol pic.twitter.com/PEHFhgzMJl

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flashblak Fukc I just realised Morrison’s dribble will be closely followed by a stupid lamb ad. 🙄

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@SnarkyPlatypus But the alleged news media is reporting it as fact because they’re stupid cunts.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well (1) the calendars are set a year ahead and (2) they have to get it through parliament and ther..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…97

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@BenMoretti @prleeds I never knew the origin of the insult until about 30 seconds ago. pic.twitter.com/7KY3qIZpSu

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Fair point. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a drongo. Not that kind, anyway. twitter.com/prleeds/status…

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@NewtonMark And people do already dress in their best for a citizenship ceremony, because those becoming citizens k..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2Q

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@mattdasilva There’s going to be many fascinations in this one. Such a busy year ahead!

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nickschadegg [narrator voice] the party was not fucken wild pic.twitter.com/wGTgd1MUFp

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SnarkyPlatypus How good are millennials twitter.com/WSJ/status/108…

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Australia’s current Prime Minister is a right drongo.

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James_Jeffrey Is it ok to wear boardies and thongs to the ceremony then Photoshop some more formal clobber on to yourself later? pic.twitter.com/10Bro11erA

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rhysam Overheard at the beach today:
Woman saying to her 3 year old-
“Get in the car Darren, you’re being a f^*%wit”.

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SCMPNews With wild boars making an increasing number of chaotic appearances in Hong Kong, the public has been warned not to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nh

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Beakmoo I’m going to need a bigger bin. pic.twitter.com/WEPVWH4ruW

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@SnarkyPlatypus And in my experience Coles has better produce supply lines than Woolworths.

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@nehadk That’s what I’d feared. I might give it a go some time though.

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Has anyone got an informed view on Netflix’s “YG Future Strategy Office”? Looks like a Korean version of “Utopia”,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xg

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@SteveMolk @getkrackinshow @ABCTV Yep, love their work, and I’d imagined that they’d be able to refine the characte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uC

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@SteveMolk @getkrackinshow @ABCTV Thanks, Steve. This news fill me with joy, so it can stay under my bed.

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Series 1 of @getkrackinshow is on @ABCTV iView at iview.abc.net.au/show/get-krack… until 5 Feb, it looks like. Not sure when Series 2 starts.

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Actually everyone should watch this. twitter.com/getkrackinshow…

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GovGoogles australia flag fleshlight

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@LovelyCorrine I am seriously thinking of heading down again.

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@SnarkyPlatypus You can watch her entire TV series on Netflix.

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jonoabroad So it occurred to me all these people going to Mars and beyond in the next few years must be kinda happy with a veg..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Io

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@JohnBirmingham You must be in a living hell right now!

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@dmeeze I get very angry about these things.

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@JohnBirmingham Do you honesty feel that you’re missing anything?

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Wow. “A Progressive Activist Defends His Deceptive Tactics” wnycstudios.org/story/progress… An amazing @onthemedia intervie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3h

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@SMinney The lime counts as two serves, because of the Vitamin C.

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 450: Building energy for a year of work” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/45… Covers 7–13 Januarypic.twitter.com/wvZL7HyFQhQh

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Sun plan, remainder: Gin and tonic; dinner (salad? or cheese and crackers?); Weekly Wrap; whisky.

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macaulaybalkan Finally, the Australian opinion section distilled to its essence pic.twitter.com/ocu3gVWivg

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@DDsD @SnarkyPlatypus @bunjaree We live in slightly different places.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @bunjaree Both Liquorland at Coles Katoomba and Dan Murphy’s close at 6pm. The drive-through at the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O1

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Because exploitation of workers through piecework is a sign that you’ve made it. [Nods] Seriously, Uber as a measur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lu

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@bunjaree Back at @bunjaree, after detour through Wentworth Falls because most Katoomba bottle shops close at 6pm Sundays and it is a crime.

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Right. I’d better get the shopping done and get back to @bunjaree so I can enjoy the evening away from the gathering proles.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Nah, all through spring, late summer, and autumn, there are these specialist festivals.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The older Chinese French-Canadian woman I ran into in Ashfield was quite impressed with him. She ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fT

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The Blue Mountains Ukulele Festival is the same weekend as Goatfest Tasmania in Launceston. I’d better organise the latter and escape.

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@jarruzza I meant to add in there that ANY genre of music, played well and with passion, can be a wonderful thing…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4E

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@benpobjie Have you thought about using skin lotion on your rough elbows?

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@jarruzza I will admit that in a past life I have produced live broadcasts of bluegrass, along with every other gen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qw

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@paulwiggins There are hipsters up here, but these are definitely not locals. There seems to be some bluegrass thing happening.

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Jeff_Oster Okay, here’s the compromise. The Republicans give 5.7 billion to the National Endowment for the Arts and the NEA ge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IO

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Also, there are hipsters. Obviously.

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This is cultural appropriation. About eight different kinds. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@benpobjie “Kazuyoshi Miura (三浦 知良 Miura Kazuyoshi, born 26 February 1967),[1] often known simply as Kazu (nickname..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8z

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Exactly. And didn’t I see that a 52yo Japanese football player was signed up again this year? Because he can, you k..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uI

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@SnarkyPlatypus How dare you denigrate my lived experience.

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“Methusalah of sport”? Get a fuckin’ grip. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@upulie I’m just sitting here with an ale, minding my own business, ma’am.

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@upulie I agree. Taking acid at a picnic is heaps of fun.

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@TheIronGuardian @kcarruthers I’m sorry to hear that. That must’ve been hell.

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@SnarkyPlatypus This shit is pretty basic, @GladysB, and goes to the core of your humanity. If you are not in favou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…50

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@SnarkyPlatypus We worked on all these things 25+ years ago during the HIV/AIDS crisis. Community education, taboo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Of

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“У австралийского премьера нашли две левые ноги” news.rambler.ru/other/41535140/ Good to see reported in Russia.

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@shipw I have literally no idea what this means.

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Annoyed that I forgot to organise myself into @linuxconfau in Christchurch. Or can I make it happen in five days? linux.conf.au

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@kcarruthers @oberonsghost Yeah, those arsehat anti-vaccine arsehat arsehats have caused this shit to break out again.

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WtfRenaissance “not all m..” pic.twitter.com/Sk6UKVeGDM

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@ApostrophePong More extreme extremes are exactly what the climatologists predicted 30 or 40 years ago. So here we are.

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Today’s taxi driver is predicting a gloomy year ahead. It’s tourism high season. He started his shift at 10am. By 3..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BQ

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@kcarruthers I got shingles in my early teens. It is not fun. People who don’t get vaccinated are bloody idiots.

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Trust me, you don’t ever want shingles. pic.twitter.com/LOjEnvAQFz

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@ApostrophePong Oh yeah I saw there’s blizzards across a lot of the US right now. :(

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Remember, LAMINGTON is an anagram of ANAL BOSS. twitter.com/petertaggart/s…

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petertaggart Scott Morrison holding your skull in his armpit, force feeding you a lamington.

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cnnbayarea Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she was caught moaning in lunch room while Chimpanzee sucked on her toe pic.twitter.com/QmuGHPV58w

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@michaelneale That happens at the beginning of every year.

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staffo_sez So are we all supposed to wear two left shoes on Australia Day? 🇦🇺 👞

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Comey “I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made.” — FDR

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@jeffsonstein No, I haven’t been taking photos.

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Donning rubber gloves.

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Sun plan, confirmed: Make some food (done); chores (next); errands, Leura and Katoomba; ponder the week ahead, with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ad

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JoshBBornstein autographed poster to be handed out at compulsory citizenship Oz day ceremonies across the land pic.twitter.com/mv0BfdrFbz

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@kcarruthers Not in the next 24 hours they can’t. :) And hey it’s available just over a kilometre further up the hill.

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Wiping your dirty hands on and dribbling food down the nation’s flag? Very patriot. twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve just been phoning around to see where to get a prescription filled. Some arsehat forgot to go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t5

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jonkudelka Looking forward to Home Affairs being in charge of Australia Day Dress Code Enforcement.

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Demographics: The pharmacy in Leura does not keep Truvada in stock, but the one in Katoomba does.

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rachelking He went to Iraq the day after Christmas. twitter.com/maggieNYT/stat…

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@jeamland @CARROT_app Agreed. The references to historical material are especially on-point. Like this one from ear..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rg

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SquigglyRick Scott Morrison worried about the standard of dress on Australia Day. pic.twitter.com/veP2siWYmO

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thehistoryguy We’re entering equine consul territory. twitter.com/thedailybeast/…

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PointZeroOne Has cop twitter done a Marie Kondo meme yet?

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moshik_temkin This is demonstrably false. twitter.com/juliancastro/s…

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Listening to the very brand new @lawfarepodcast, “Special Edition: The FBI’s Counterintelligence Investigation of D..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6v

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Taco_Lad “skirt the rules”?
What the fuck kind of language is this??

*** ATTENTION - LOYALTY MESSAGE ***
“AUSTRALIA DAY MU..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xb

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SquigglyRick Duelling press releases this morning. Labor beats Coalition by 35 minutes and $4m. pic.twitter.com/DHRyvbJ5tO

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NuclearAnthro I have a in for @AFGlobalStrike’s social media policy guidance.

The one I got from USSTRATCOM recommends cr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eB

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I’m seeing my GP this week, but if I use the word “hypersomnia” like @NuclearAnthro did he’ll just call me a wanker..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zz

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Lambert_Usyd Have you used or for purposes in the last 12 months? Are you an aged 18 o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…82

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Sun plan, 1215 draft plan: Make some food, then figure out what I really need to do today and what can be left unti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hj

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garius When I worked as a labourer in university holidays I used to keep some inappropriately old coins in my pocket and t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mr

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@expectproblems @MatthewBevan @dobes And to be fair, everyone is riffing off that NYT story so hard they’ll need a second box of tissues.

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@expectproblems @MatthewBevan @dobes It’s certainly an interesting analysis. Lots of dots-joining well beyond the N..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MY

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Ah, thanks to @CARROT_app I will indeed add the laundry to today’s task list. pic.twitter.com/fuMtXgTdwv

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Sunday. Wrap it in tissue paper, coat it in wax and tar, and throw it into the sea. Sunday.

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