Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 14th, 2019

@moylecroft @SnarkyPlatypus OK folks, this is a two-part documentary well worth watching even given my caveats in e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oK

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@CosmicRami Hahahaha yeah just take photos of your dog for Instagram and you’ll be fine.

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@_midofo_ @MarkRDuckett @aleeb88 Well the last is a crime against humanity.

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@runasand @MarieKondo She would say “Give me mercy!” because by rights you should kill her.

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@_midofo_ @MarkRDuckett @aleeb88 Time moves so quickly. But also, this is January? WFT?

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@moylecroft @SnarkyPlatypus OK, so given that this two-parter is about the social changes at the British end of thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e3

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@_midofo_ @MarkRDuckett @aleeb88 Wait, what? You’re not getting wet in the wet?

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@johnb78 @DrRhysPockett We had stopped drinking whisky before dawn so it doesn’t count.

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@moylecroft @SnarkyPlatypus Moving on to Episode 2, “Private Life Of the Industrial Revolution: Steam Engine” youtube.com/watch?v=gFWuk5…

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@_midofo_ Look I know what you’re saying, but this Glen Grant “The Major’s Reserve” single malt will have to do.

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Fuck it. More whisky.

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@moylecroft @SnarkyPlatypus Mind you, pointing out that the British industrial revolution was based at its core on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mr

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@moylecroft @SnarkyPlatypus OK, 37 mins into the 45 min doco, they’ve raised slavery. I retract my earlier criticism. I think.

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@darrenpauli I’d love being an Official Tease.

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OrbenAmy Is it time we stopped staring at our phones? I talked to @thetimes about what we know about teenage well-being and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…50

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@moylecroft @SnarkyPlatypus Thanks, will watch. And to be fair, this doco has just covered the OH&S aspects. “The a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZU

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s a wonderful doco about what it’s about, don’t get me wrong. But like so many of them it treats..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xx

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@SnarkyPlatypus So far, this doco on the social changes wrought by the cotton mills of England and their socially-a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pe

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“By the early 19th century, cotton accounted for almost half of Britain’s exports,” and as @SnarkyPlatypus will att..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ha

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@Aitch_El @jpwarren @R_Chirgwin It’s not a university course. It’s a sitcom. Actually not really a sitcom.

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LordofWentworth “… Clive, did you get my txt reply m8?… Clive…..?…” pic.twitter.com/azY6YgjhXu

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kcarruthers Fascinating Fraser Anning’s Neo-Nazi connections — thewhiterosesocietythewhiterosesociety.writeas.com/fraser-annings…qpic.twitter.com/xxmghHE1RII

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@jpwarren @R_Chirgwin It’s one of the most remarkable comedies in a decade.

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JasonJHunter They are all fantasists!!! pic.twitter.com/ms9isLYpe0

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Watching “Private Life Of the Industrial Revolution: Social Change” youtube.com/watch?v=6As8AI… Yet another brilliant documentary.

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djorm I’ve been hiring pen testers and security engineers for 7 years. Everyone on the @pwnheadcom list is now on my auto..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6x

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@R_Chirgwin @mrowe Please enjoy,. It’s critically acclaimed and has just scored a fourth season.

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@R_Chirgwin What do you mean? It’s clever, sophisticated, multi-layered comedy.

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jonnoseidler This meme, though. pic.twitter.com/uHF16R5Qd2

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NewtonMark “Let them commemorate the last day they ever experienced before white people fucked them over.” twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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@CptHollingworth Also, something something decades working in audio media.

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mckellogs Did….did a bigot write this? pic.twitter.com/kgSZRl7fLk

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@CptHollingworth I guess this comes down to how this thread started. I heard the familiar sound of an AgustaWestlan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4X

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ASDGovAu Many disciplines are required to run the national centre @CyberGovAU. Apply now for roles in ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…js

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Just quietly, @CptHollingworth, this shit happens up here every couple of days through the season. And again in win..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hB

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@JoshuaWithers @doritoeubanks @NewtonMark The calls on GRN from a helicopter sound like they’re from a helicopter,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hC

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@JoshuaWithers @doritoeubanks @NewtonMark @flightradar24 This is us watching radar and listening to scanners. The truth may be different.

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@doritoeubanks @NewtonMark @JoshuaWithers That’s where I heard the suicide attempt report, and where I turned off.

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@doritoeubanks @NewtonMark @JoshuaWithers Also, fractures and morphine is good. It means we’re not watching a hearse run.

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@doritoeubanks @NewtonMark @JoshuaWithers You were across the Greater Sydney GRN or the Penrith channel?

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@TheRealKerryG @R_Chirgwin Thanks. We kinda know how events unfold up here, and both of us are journalists and know..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3F

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@doritoeubanks @NewtonMark @JoshuaWithers Liverpool will have been chosen because the chopper is then based at near..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zi

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@doritoeubanks @NewtonMark @JoshuaWithers Update. RSCU201 is descending to Liverpool Hospital.

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@doritoeubanks @NewtonMark @JoshuaWithers I’ve turned off the scanner. I just heard an ambulance crew radio through..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aC

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@doritoeubanks @NewtonMark @JoshuaWithers Either way, they managed to get in close to the cliff face before it got..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SS

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@bigbadave Agreed. I’ll be watching some later.

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@doritoeubanks @NewtonMark @JoshuaWithers Yep, RSCU201 is making a beeline for Bankstown airport, it looks like. No..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hj

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@ApostrophePong Hahaha. The Great Firewall of Bangkok is killing you. I’ll download it and put it somewhere.

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@doritoeubanks @NewtonMark @JoshuaWithers I’ve just put up NSW GRN on a scanner to see if there’s anything, but I d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9S

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NyadolNyuon Since you told us the appearance of black teenagers in a car crash, what is the racial appearance of whoever was in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SN

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@NewtonMark @JoshuaWithers Well the A139s are all-weather and have some serious capability, and there’s no wind ton..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j6

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Actually, the latter part of this doco is a must-watch to understand how important it is to bring sanitation to the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hm

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@JoshuaWithers I don’t think the chopper will be back. It’s sunset in under 10 minutes. They’ll either try to to br..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4a

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@flowblok So, in this context, what’s your Twitter handle again?

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@CptHollingworth So do I, but now it’d be down to calling the police or ambulance etc and that sounds like actual journalism.

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@SteveMolk @qoifoog I think I have though, during prime time like The Project.

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@SteveMolk @qoifoog I assume it relates to whether the advertiser paid for the “plus on Tenplay” package or not. I’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ml

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Watching an excellent documentary, “The Toilet: An unspoken History” youtube.com/watch?v=0ZHm3v…

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Yes. I am part of the problem.

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Should I keep doing this running commentary of the Lincoln Rock fall? I’ve just been tracking the rescue helicopter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…te

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@SteveMolk I’ve had them for months, off and on, but then I’m in a different area.

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So, for the poor faller down by Lincoln Rock, the next trick is that sunset is at 2013 AEDT, in an hour from now,

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Looks like a NSW National Parks and Wildlife Service station. Maybe that’s the refuelling stop.

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What’s this place just north of the Blue Mountains Heritage Centre north-east of Blackheath? pic.twitter.com/Mn7DtZSmpq

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No other rescue helicopters in the air within 100km.

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It is a fantastic view from those rocks, though. I keep taking for granted the beauty of these mountains. twitter.com/JoshuaWithers/…

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internetofshit why the fuck doesn’t it just close the door itself if it’s so smart twitter.com/verge/status/1…

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I should say that no rush could also mean the faller has just got a broken leg or some bullshit. It’s the middle gr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VN

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@doritoeubanks @R_Chirgwin Yeah most of them belong to Toll and are leased under various contracts. There’s at leas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…06

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It’s tough terrain and those cliffs are very high. pic.twitter.com/bLyC9hlWW7

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To be honest, if there’s a rescue worker down there, and the helicopter crew is happy to land and take a break, I’m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sI

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It’s just set down in Murray Park to chill and save fuel. pic.twitter.com/OVouyuIjo7

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Fuel shouldn’t be a problem. These are long-range helicopters. More about getting out of the way. twitter.com/JoshuaWithers/…

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@flightradar24 They’re going to have problems getting in close enough, I guess. twitter.com/JoshuaWithers/…

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@doritoeubanks @R_Chirgwin I don’t, but you could search by callsign RSCU201 to RSCU209. Most of their flights are..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2U

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RSCU201 just descended into the shadow of the cliff and off @flightradar24 reception.

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@michaelneale @R_Chirgwin Thing is, people DO go out of their way, and then slip off.

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@R_Chirgwin @JoshuaWithers These pilots are worth their weight on cockie-shit. Thank the gods, there’s no wind toda..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6a

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@R_Chirgwin @JoshuaWithers Yeah that’s not a good place for a fall. I don’t rate their chances. Any news of the fal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XN

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@R_Chirgwin @JoshuaWithers I heard the sound of the AgustaWestland 139 but it immediately struck me as not being on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gz

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@R_Chirgwin Yeah, now hovering at the edge of Kings Tableland, or possibly landing. pic.twitter.com/OVrFWWfz2r

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Hey @R_Chirgwin, this flightpath by RSCU201 is not reassuring. pic.twitter.com/MqW46vcI2S

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@kcarruthers Not really. There’s more than enough photos out there in the social networks, and that training data i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tS

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@PointlessAU Obviously I have no idea what I’m referring to.

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@PointlessAU Meanwhile, tonight’s meta-quetion is “Which contestant punched a couple of cones before recording started?”

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I must remember that phrase “dexed-up smurf” for future use. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@PointlessAU I forgot to flip to the Tenplay Melbourne feed so I could avoid the dexed-up smurf.

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@PointlessAU After this annoying Tim Bailey arsehat. Sigh.

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IIRC it’s new episodes of @PointlessAU tonight. Starting momentarily.

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glengyron Me: Ms 5, stop playing with your food.

Her: I’m getting it ready for Instagram.

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Wi-er Shark, Doo Doo Do-Do Do-Do,
Wi-er Shark, Doo Doo Do-Do Do-Do..twitter.com/spacekookie/st…C0

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@bgosford @VirginAustralia I really like @VirginAustralia’s ATR 72 fleet. Must give them more of a run this year. M..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eq

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@viveka @jonoabroad @DDsD @michaelmeloni Viveka, an internet company would never do anything stupid.

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@bgosford @VirginAustralia Most of my US flights have been with United. The ancient 747s are gone, and I’ve no comp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f5

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@gosnafu Careful. It really doesn’t fit that well.

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@justinchend @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ Wow, that’s… yeah, not good. Thanks for filling me in. Good luck with the case.

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michaelmeloni Daily worst of Quora pic.twitter.com/5szMSyzjO9

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@justinchend @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ I can imagine! As a journalist I’m familiar with how official reports offer a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w8

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@bgosford @VirginAustralia Silver, actually. (I would be higher status if the folks that pay for most of my US trip..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sK

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@justinchend @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ Oops. Sorry about that. That does rather change things, and I’ll try not to b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M3

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@justinchend @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ Um, I did read the full article, and it doesn’t mention the heads. Again, for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7s

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@justinchend @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ Do we know that first bit? (Forgive me, but you’re a stranger about who I kno..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nG

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jeamland Et tu, Sharké. @nickzoic pic.twitter.com/xCzl948vuR

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@JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ We need to see the actual report.. :) We’re missing context here.

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@JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ Also, broken electronics and shit, though that presumably shouldn’t prevent you from not crashing into things.

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I just remembered part of last night’s dream. I was complaining at length to my bank because I didn’t like the colo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fB

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Oh nice. My @VirginAustralia status upgrade pack just arrived and it includes a totally not dangerous $100 wine voucher.

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Dear All The Tech PR People: Please stop with the 2019 Predictions and State of X reports. They’re pretty much all..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zI

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steve_vladeck But the _real_ problem with civility in Washington is that a Democratic congresswoman cursed…

Okay then. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

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curaffairs why aren’t millennials more grateful for all the wondrous innovations capitalism brings pic.twitter.com/AMSRh7H4nw

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@JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ You’d think the “Navy Times” would know what a deck is. I didn’t get the kettlebells refer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iq

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BenjaminMillar @KetanJ0 @Bernard_Lane @withMEAA I only ask because I have a theory young drivers of red Jaguars with certain hairs..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Je

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@JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ I believe it’s actually frowned upon.

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@_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo Look some of those officers scored 80%, so there’s that.

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@dobes @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ Look I’m sure that when the West Philippine Sea goes hot it’ll all work perfectly u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jj

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@JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ Holy, as they say, fuck. The more you read that news story, the worse it gets. One might s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T2

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glengyron Books are just stick mags for the middle class.

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glengyron So many fucking book nerds on this website. Kondo is right. Burn all your books. Nothing sparks joy like a bonfire.

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@jeffsonstein Even these few highlights from the report are scathing.

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@JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ “Since 2015, the Fitz had lacked a quartermaster chief petty officer, a crucial leader who..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tA

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“Worse than you thought: inside the secret Fitzgerald probe the [US] Navy doesn’t want you to read”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ym

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@dobes The wonderful thing about Cliev is that you can never predict what he might say next.

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@jeffsonstein The US could always shut down the Pacific Fleet and start again.

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@callicoma Burn everything, Marghanita. Burn it all.

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“Gwyneth Paltrow: ‘I’m a Real Person’” from @FT medium.com/financial-time… pic.twitter.com/YR2tddJoWm

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GMSarli I think I found my new mantra:

* Don’t fight a cat.
* Use your brain.
* Use drugs. pic.twitter.com/SHZuK2CPUV

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maggiekb1 I cleaned the litter box today. There was $40 inside it. Not sure if the cats are tipping now or if I just busted up their side hustle.

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@jeffsonstein Indeed, though it IS Carl Bernstein. I presume he’s still sufficiently reliable?

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“PM’s 2019 agenda: national security, species protection and a budget in surplus” themandarin.com.au/102830-pms-201…

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mattliddy Just another shameless example of @NickEvershed and @GuardianAus trying to re-ignite the culture wars ab.co/2RH6Jlt

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“Peter Dutton Says The ‘Boats Have Stopped’ But His Own Department’s Data Shows That Isn’t Entirely True” by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vs

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jpwarren Ketan has now served it up on a silver platter for you, so if you don’t get it now, it’s because you deliberately don’t want to.

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Bernstein presumably wouldn’t go rogue on a mere hearsay, though.

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“Legendary journalist Carl Bernstein has said that he’s been told that special counsel Robert Mueller’s report will..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xn

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So, um, Carl Bernstein has seen the draft Mueller report. newsweek.com/mueller-report… (HT the person who just wandering..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J8

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SheRa_Marley calm down, he’s not a flight risk pic.twitter.com/RJ3BOy6mDa

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@twitchiebitch @deemadigan Indeed. Though apparently too ordinary for the PM’s official website, where they were replaced by two left feet.

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@twitchiebitch @deemadigan The brand is K-Swiss, apparently. Ordinary mid-range tennis shoes.

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@jeamland Nah, I want my clothes cleaner than before I started.

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GreenJ Thread of rational appearance. twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…

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jonkudelka A Nation Of Battlers kudelka.com.au/2019/01/a-nati… in today’s @australian pic.twitter.com/Eu6kwZfWV4

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@dmeeze Chapter 8: Blaming hackers for your Twitter likes.

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@arcadiagt5 True, but the stated plan is a digital makeover, so we’ll see.

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transscribe Fireman: Ma’am stay calm, I’m here to help you.

Amy: Excuse me but show me your dick.

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There’s no way DTA will finish a new Style Guide by the end of 2019 though, surely? That’s a hell of an ask.

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@dobes And they’re aggressive buggers. More a yeah nah, nah yeah, or bring it on bro.

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THIS IS THE MOST EXCELLENT NEWS AN AUSTRALIAN PROFESSIONAL WRITER COULD RECEIVE. twitter.com/Stevie_Easton/…

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I do like “Schrödie’s Possum. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…

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jonkudelka I try to limit myself to one schrodinger’s cat cartoon per year and have blown my allocation early, though may argu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bW

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GreenJ Sad to report @Meanjin will get no 2019 Australia Council funding. We were given a grant of $45k in 2018 and used i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jz

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Listening as always on a Monday to @theharryshearer’s “Le Show” pca.st/WAjr

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, draft: Despite the late start, I’ll still make this my first official work day for 2019. Clear the inbox;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VF

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I think I’ll risk doing the laundry today. pic.twitter.com/JgBikqW1Au

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Monday. You can never have too many biscuits. Monday.

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Is there an anagram of BREXIT that means “So constantly hilarious that I’ve wet myself”?

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Otto_English Love a good panto. This one has magic beans galore and a woman who used to be on the TV. pic.twitter.com/JFS83AYtfY

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@NewtonMark “Vacuous noise” is a Sky News speciality. They have whole slabs of programming dedicated to it.

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mcelgoof hi everyone this was posted and shared completely unironically and i am crying pic.twitter.com/rkGF49ZJ2K

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Oh yeah first official day of work on Monday. Maybe not too much more whisky.

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