Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 15th, 2019

imerincook There’s a staff writer job ad in today’s Telum and it is ummm kinda a mean thing for a new media start up to say wtf pic.twitter.com/1EaEotELrd

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@Nawiehekatl Thanks. A few people have suggested hydrogen peroxide so I’ll call that a consensus. I’ll tackle it wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LU

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@R_Chirgwin Thanks, Ms T. It’s worth a try, but I have my doubts. Some sort of enzyme might help. I’ll think about it tomorrow, or somewhen.

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@glengyron @JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus OK so now I feel that there’s been some benefit from all this.

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@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron It’s all a bit achey, but I’ll live. No signs of concussion, so there’s that.

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@jennylmackinnon @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus That’s probably true, but there’s way too much blood.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Well there’s plenty to experiment with.

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Actually there’s not that much blood. It’s more a matter of it being splattered everywhere.

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ebruenig once you view 27 quarter pounders on a solid silver white house serving platter, you realize america has always jus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wi

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shaunking Several athletes said the food was all cold and stale.

Why not bring in a catering company? It’s all so damn dumb. twitter.com/zachbraff/stat…

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Lib_Librarian Britain, 2019. (h/t @Stop_Trump20) pic.twitter.com/wtU6rQR7ON

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TheDweck This is the news photo that would make a returning time traveler realize they fucked something up pic.twitter.com/DwKe35Uicm

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@jeffsonstein That’s going to be a lovely shade of purple tomorrow.

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I’m now remembering an interview with a crime scene cleaner…
Q: How do you get blood stains out of a carpet?
A: Stanley knife.

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During my stumbling I got dust from a side table over the quilt, but you’ll get the idea. Also, I did make it to th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QO

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Tue plan: Lie here doing fuck all until later today; review the extent of the blood splattering; laugh a little; cry a little; no dancing.

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No first aid was required apart from waiting for the nosebleed etc to stop, thank the gods. But this is my backgrou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ff

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My nose doesn’t appear to be broken, but there’s some impressive blood splatters across the floor and the quilt cov..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h7

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Tue plan, background: Last night, while going to the bathroom without my glasses on and not fully awake, I tripped..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lo

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@dobes Funnily* enough, I already have a head injury today.

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Tuesday. Cicadas by day, crickets by night. Tuesday.

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OK, so it’s all going bad, so I’m outta here. Have fun, kids

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OK, kids, it’s all fucked and I’m off to bed. Do your analysis as you will. Have fun.

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Oh. It’s after 2am. Sure.

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“The Duties of the Helmsman (1941)” Only slightly hilarious. youtube.com/watch?v=ocUD07…

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I’m sure this will end well.

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Oh right, is that the hour?

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ZootopiaAntifa anti soviet propaganda really doesnt work when they make the commie animals really cute pic.twitter.com/HQ1Wtz88Q1

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