Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 17th, 2019

My farts are particularly pungent tonight.

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brodiewest This is legit the best sign I have ever seen 😂 pic.twitter.com/dp0UWB78iq

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jxeeno is elon boring tiny tunnels to reboot Tiny Train World?

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Today’s excellent jerk bird action for @dobes and, I think this one, for @ApostrophePong. twitter.com/SlenderSherbet…

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@vivchook @niltiac @R_Chirgwin @oberonsghost BTW these four articles at @WIRED are great backgrounders on that Russ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D7

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@vivchook @niltiac @R_Chirgwin @oberonsghost It’s possible, but my gut feeling is not. You wouldn’t need to publicl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dt

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@drspacejunk @feraldata Indeed. He has his automaton duck, though. The presenter makes his case well that the lathe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SC

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Watching “The 1751 Machine that Made Everything” youtube.com/watch?v=djB9oK… It’s about metal lathes and it’s very..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uw

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@loretta_sea Ah, a universe I’ve never explored. But it sounds like good advice in any universe.

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There’s a lot of this happening right now on the Sydney radar. sydney.edu.au/news-opinion/s… twitter.com/BOM_NSW/status…

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@CptHollingworth Hurrah! I think I’ve dropped down the list for “neocon sex kitten” though.

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@loretta_sea The reference is lost on me, I’m afraid.

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@CptHollingworth Johnny Cash covered Elon’s Musky Hole? With a flannel or something?

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rjmyers Sod , this is off the wall mental! pic.twitter.com/bIEch0RZpZ

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@CptHollingworth I don’t know this song, but I’m not going to look it up because the very fact that you thought of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…po

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stilgherrian Australia’s top young snake fister. twitter.com/Anna_Hartley1/…

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x0rz Hacking printers with style 👌 pic.twitter.com/UuRvx87B4z

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It’s either landed at RAAF Richmond or teleported out.

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Careflight 3 has just collected someone from Katoomba Hospital, and I assume the US-registered 737 is a firefightin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zy

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NickEvershed wow stunning datavisualisation of where climate change will cause temperatures to (continue to) increase in austral..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ea

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dfpiii Mrs May’s direct appeals to MPs and the British public always remind me of that time I went to the zoo and saw a go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sd

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@JustJimWillDo You could just put a sign on it, “Empty before disposal.”

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@JustJimWillDo I hear that filing cabinets are still the go.

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@JustJimWillDo ASIO has, however, recorded the presence of your table saw for potential future use.

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@SnarkyPlatypus He’s sort of a younger, public school version of you.

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@SnarkyPlatypus That’s because you’re not one of the Good Asians, remember?

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Leesidge I might pin this up pic.twitter.com/i69L6thhVB

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“White Fragility” with Dr Robin DiAngelo from @Sydney_Uni Sydney Ideas. soundcloud.com/sydney-ideas/w… Not sure how the au..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qy

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@SnarkyPlatypus I believe a recording has been posted.

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@paulwallbank Mate, I know my “career” is a disaster, but how fucking dare you.

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@christopherneal That’d be fun, but I could never reach their high standards of tabloidness.

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“Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. ‘It’s hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum in here, your Majesty,’ he..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H8

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I still reckon it’s just “could” because not everywhere on the planet has official temperature readings, and many o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tY

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@CptHollingworth That was meant to be $2 billion and now I am sulking.

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FFS that bullshit Musk tweet has become a news story. Crying.

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vealmince A history that interprets past events through a contemporary lens … THAT NEVER HAPPENS!* abc.net.au/news/2019-01-1…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z2

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glengyron I’m so tired of people talking about the fucking razor ad. Can’t we go back to losing our minds over a Japanese wom..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BD

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Australia’s top young snake fister. twitter.com/Anna_Hartley1/…

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No, because the trams would have already failed and the operating company embroiled in a $2 breach of contract suit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7d

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CptHollingworth Wouldn’t happen in Sydney. twitter.com/_StephAnderson…

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@AzMoo “Need”. I think you mean “need”.

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@jeamland @dobes @CARROT_app Oh THAT little cult. I have to say, though, @jeamland and I have been admitted to a hi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c8

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@Davelennonabc I know. I just meant the idea of anyone wanting TSA for anything at all.

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I am now also recognising a C-130J by sound alone. pic.twitter.com/ZtCHXB9B93

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IIRC, “full stack developer” means someone who’s a bit shit at everything, yeah?

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Well this is the weirdest tweet I’ve seen all week. twitter.com/dakami/status/…

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@jetztgibtshaue @jtwyman Pffft! Once the packet has left your network it’s not your problem.

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@jtwyman Me neither. I am sadly too professional for that.

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I am so not in the mood for DNS work right now so I’ll just leave it broken for a while. If it’s important someone will call, I’m sure.

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@dobes @franksting There is no justification for RMS.

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@dobes @rohan_p Is this the Khalistan Liberation Force?

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@jpwarren Scenic, though, by all accounts.

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Thrusting the reverse centipede.

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New @JonathanPieNews: “Tory voters, are you happy with your purchase?” youtube.com/watch?v=ae5t1C…

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JayStephens Persuaded the kids “sclorn” is the rudest word in the world


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egadheg If possible, please ensure this new Dawn isn’t racist. twitter.com/heraldsunsport…

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dobes This sort of presentation is going to trigger Donnie like a manbaby watching a razer ad. pic.twitter.com/eMJknqFfdw

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@wolfcat @thegrugq Wolf, you know I like you, but mate there are limits.

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PaulCunningham @simone_au @NerdPyle On quiet days I would visit every empty meeting room and write “do not erase” on an otherwise empty whiteboard.

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Rashas_Mo Prayers are just poems with a call to action.

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thegrugq OPSEC twitter.com/EnglishRussia1…

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@deejbah He does have a certain reputation.

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“This is the BBC. And now some messages for our friends on the Continent…” twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…

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Rudi ‘Reliable Witness’ Giuliani. twitter.com/atrupar/status…

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NeilMcMahon Rudy in full, bracing for the Mueller bomb, with Chris Cuomo today.
“I never said there was no collusion between pe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lm

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atrupar GIULIANI: Steele dossier is a phony document!
CUOMO: Many parts of it are corroborated
G: Strzok testified it’s all..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KU

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EnglishRussia1 A good try, but not today, there is a dashcam in a truck pic.twitter.com/L4veAHeUbh

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@staticsan @dobes I believe there’s an element of that too. I heard something about spare opcode(s) in the switchin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vh

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juhasaarinen Huawei founder Ren’s father was labelled a “capitalist roader” by the Communist Party of China and locked up in a c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wL

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@domknight I’m still going with incompetence rather than disinformation, at least for this one, at least for now.

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@dobes @directSMSau Of course. The SMS protocol is quite interesting. It was added to the GSM spec and then SS7 as..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t7

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@dobes Well in theory you’d just need to open an account at an SMS sending service like @directSMSau and there’d be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5P

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SixthTone Why are some people livestreaming when shopping at duty-free stores? They’re probably “daigou,” shoppers who buy pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SC

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Mind you, I suspect that in this case it’s more a left hand right hand thing rather than deliberate disinformation. But who can say?

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Are folks noticing that this differs from how the CliveUAP messages are constructed, and the link address is comple..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ux

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@jpwarren Isn’t everywhere via China or Russia?

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So, like the internet is supposed to do automatically? twitter.com/computerworlda…

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CillizzaCNN “Collusion is not a crime.” — Rudy Giuliani twitter.com/Evan_Rosenfeld…

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@davispg @CARROT_app Looking good. The Central Tablelands climate is asserting itself over the Sydney Basic pattern..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gm

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BOM_NSW Why is the showing rain when the sky is clear? Warm air above the ocean surface is reflecting the radar beam..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wv

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@dobes @joshgnosis Maybe if you measure the time intervals between the state flips it spells out “Get a real job, Chris” in Ethernet frames.

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@natecochrane My iPad can afford to be snug, because it has more memory than my iPhone. By choice. I don’t put videos on the phone.

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@ashleymcnamara Thanks. It wasn’t that much worse than that dog’s breakfast, though. I was astounded anyone could get anything done.

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I’ve seen worse. No, I really have. twitter.com/ashleymcnamara…

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Hey iOS developers, my iPhone XS has 12.1.2 (16C104), but my iPad 5th Gen is saying it’s happy with 12.1.1 (16C50). Is this normal?

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@JustJimWillDo Well I’d certainly cut back on the extravagant packing, yes.

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Thu plan: Sleep in (done); languidly clear the inbox and shitpost until the temperature drops, which according to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bW

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Pah! Bet I could sort it cheaper. Might be labelled differently though. twitter.com/SFGate/status/…

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@R_Chirgwin @niltiac @oberonsghost Officially that would be ASIO and ASD. Unofficially it would be Twitter, and may..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…15

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@R_Chirgwin @oberonsghost Hahaha campaigns like these are cheap as to run, in global terms. And, I suspect, great f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Di

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@niltiac @R_Chirgwin @oberonsghost I’ve never figured out that bit. I should ask an actual expert.

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@R_Chirgwin @oberonsghost Yep, a bit of both going on there. Build followers, retweet stuff to create an impression..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WX

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@maxcelcat They do exist, yes, though it’s interesting that that one seems to have a workaround to cover inserting..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kg

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MariahCarey I don’t get this 10 year challenge, time is not something I acknowledge. 🤷‍♀️ *Picture taken at some point prior to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dg

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ibitayo01 Natural childbirth and breastfeeding are class signifiers, not signs of maternal devotion skepticalob.com/2019/01/natura… v..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lb

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SarahJamieLewis Here are some “fun” facts about vibrator security:

1. If your vibrator is bluetooth enabled it is trivially access..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4e

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@oberonsghost So they look a bit more normal before doing their assigned job. What was the tweet?

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I suppose it’d depend on how loose your sphincters are.

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“How many sherbets do you need to stick up your arse before you can propel yourself like a cuttlefish? We ask Elon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9j

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stilgherrian Eckernomiks and Trayed Expert. twitter.com/TonyAbbottMHR/…

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theharryshearer Best medical care system in the world—as long as there’s online begging. axios.com pic.twitter.com/f1noAFIm5L

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modestproposal1 WeWork used artificial intelligence to learn that people drink coffee in the morning so they should hire a barista pic.twitter.com/pJoUnZTi6l

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Thursday. If you lick a black cat’s arse you’ll get three wishes. Thursday.

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