Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 21st, 2019

Thank you to @noreasonspec for bringing this important news story to my attention. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@nnwakelam @semibogan Mate I dunno, I’m still trying to work out how you can be my sugar daddy. But the issues are complicated.

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@semibogan @nnwakelam Wow. I’ve seen some insults in my time, but… wow.

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@nnwakelam @semibogan I have now definitely forgotten what this uprising is all about.

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@terencehuynh I can spot satire. Because I’m not a moron.

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hellohistoria Imagine comparing the Welsh language to Klingon? 🤔😂 twitter.com/andrewjlockley…

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@terencehuynh Do you feel threatened by psychic attack, Terence?

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@semibogan Yeah, the SEC aren’t renown for their sense of humour about this sort of thing.

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VolcanoDoc In which my asshat neighbors decided to be complete drunken fecalwads by rolling a giant boulder in fron..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…41

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CONFIRMED: This “Psychic Vampire Repellant” is an actual product. shop.goop.com/shop/products/… Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus. twitter.com/leilaclaire/st…

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@LittleAngus Thanks, I thought it might be a state-level thing.

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@jodiem People, eh? I’m glad I watched it.

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@riskybusiness @semibogan I agree with all of that. And all the research says that news mastheads that admit and co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hj

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That’s it for the Netflix doco “Fyre: The greatest party that never happened”. I’m being told that I should watch a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EI

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“Fyre was like Instagram come to life.”

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@MatthewBevan Thanks Matt and @jackalope_eye, I’ll go for the second doco too. This is fascinating to be because I’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wI

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OK, so there’s a coda. Like all good operas.

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And at this point the FBI starts arriving at people’s homes.

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Not enjoying Billy saying he’s not sacking people, just that there’ll be “no payroll” in the short term. Employee p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RR

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Enjoying watching the social media influencers trying to distance themselves from any responsibility for the product they promoted.

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“We sold people things we didn’t have. This is fraud.”
“No, this isn’t fraud. It’s… it’s false advertising.”
No, mate, it’s fraud.

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At the post-event team debrief: “We have to re-brand the platform. My orthodontist asked me about the Festival.”

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I just noticed something about the post-event interviews. They’re all to-camera not to-interviewer. Straight down t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cY

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@NYT_first_said Hah. Damn, I was hoping it was NYT having a stroke or something. Good luck! twitter.com/NYT_first_said…

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Meanwhile, as night falls, it’s all going very Lord of the Flies.

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I’m really like the local woman who’s been tasked with organising catering for the crew. She seems such a strong woman.

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In Thai, that’s “chang yet”. Elephant fuck. That’s my cross-cultural addition to the narrative.

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“An elephant of a clusterfuck.” — Former US Navy SEAL.

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The event producer looks so like Steve Martin, and kinda sounds like him, that I am not coping with him.

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What’s intriguing me about this is that some of the organisers can see that this is one big failure, and they’re sa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MF

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DeletedWiki Category: Generals whose names sound like car brands

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Deleting all the comments that negatively affect the brand, eh? Winning strategy!

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@JustJimWillDo From the Fyre documentary I’m watching.

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@SteveMolk @petstarr I think this species of human transcends alleged belief systems. Sadly.

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@petstarr Toilets I got right. That’s a well-known number the toilet-hire companies can tell you. Whew.

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Wow @NYT_first_said is going off right now.

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@petstarr I will say, though, that for the first of these two gigs I had completely underestimated the amount of tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ly

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@noreasonspec No I saw that. I can’t tweet EVERY outrageous statement in this doco.

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“We’re not a problems focused group, we’re a solutions oriented group, and we need to have a positive attitude about this.”

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@riskybusiness Oh yeah, it’s real-time here for me.

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@LittleAngus @JohnBirmingham Yeah. Watch it, @JohnBirmingham. It’s a damn fine piece of documentary filmmaking.

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@riskybusiness Fuck. And only calling production people and even artists 45 days out? These fuckheads have no clue. I am so enjoying this.

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@riskybusiness Oh yeah. But the variables in this! The biggest gigs I’ve produced were 6-band 5000-person concerts..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gp

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Within 48 hours they sold 95% of the tickets? Including a $25,000pp ticket for a space on a small yacht with a priv..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ur

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@petstarr I’m so enjoying this, Petra. I’m sure that you, like me, have NEVER met any people like this.

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It makes it so much easier when the subjects of the documentary are shooting their own incriminating footage. twitter.com/riskybusiness/…

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Right, so their pilot has had his license for a whole six months and insists on doing a zero-G run on every flight…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yU

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@semibogan @nnwakelam To be VERY clear to my friends in Canberra, it’s Naffy who’s planning the uprising.

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“You wanna fuckin’ go see the pigs? We see the pigs.” pic.twitter.com/RKQTaKsqH0

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So, a music festival with 10x the usual logistical problems is being run by someone who’s never run a gig of any ki..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZZ

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@JohnBirmingham Well, how much do you hate yourself and hate the world?

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Christ, I’ve worked with people like this. And some of them ended up in jail too.

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Ja Rule’s manboobs are mesmerising.

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It’s about an app with VC funding. The Fyre app for talent booking “has the potential to be a billion dollar platfo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nX

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Oh look. The story begins at Web Summit. Because of course it does. [Pour more gin.]

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For a couple of years my main source of income was nightclub and party promoters, so I’m familiar with the species…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mv

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I’m starting to watch now, but I’m not sure whether I can be arsed tweeting.

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jonathonio how do you explain this shit, snakes? pic.twitter.com/5Xbhq2QkzD

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Shortly I will be watching the Netflix doco on the Fyre Festival and I may tweet some things. But first, fetch my g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sa

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A bloke my age doesn’t need an infographic to tell him what’s bigger and what’s smaller than it used to be. twitter.com/ONS/status/108…

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@nnwakelam @semibogan Mate, I bet you secretly like cheesecake.

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upulie If you think about it, Ancient Greek legends are mostly rape apologia for Zeus

*ducks*

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@drspacejunk @CosmicRami That Black Arrow looks a bit the worse for wear.

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stilgherrian “Abbott brushes off Jeff Kennett’s call for Liberal veterans to go: Kennett suggests Julie Bishop and Kevin Andrews..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m0

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stilgherrian @NewtonMark @johnb78 When your Plan B is re-opening The Troubles then you really do need to just have a cup of tea,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wx

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stilgherrian My guess is that the barcodes would have been assigned in some systematic way, so perhaps it might be possible to s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1b

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@paulqueeney The first link will take you to video files at the Internet Archive.

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@semibogan Why do you want to ban cheesecake? I’m not a fan of it myself, but each to their own.

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Some fine details of the early history of technology are now understood a little differently, but the broad-brush p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…To

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Just started re-watching James Burke’s “Connections” series 1 from 1978. It holds up remarkably well. Recommended…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Br

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Sydney Harbour can be quite adequate at times. twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus How is someone who turned up unexpectedly saying that they’re leaving a “threat”?

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TimWattsMP The Liberal Party should just continue to pick “the best person for the job”… twitter.com/skynewsaust/st…

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@chrisjrn @mukimu Are these two facts related in any way?

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I so love me good Australian National Audit Office (@ANAO_Australia) report. I know you do too, @jpwarren. twitter.com/justinrhendry/…

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justinrhendry ACIC’s relationship with NEC deteriorated to such an extent during its biometrics project that PwC was called in to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M8

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robfromonline job interview tip: be ready in advance for questions about

- strengths
- weaknesses
- whether you have snacks on y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QT

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mukimu Wi-Fi signals pass through people. Have a think about that for a moment. At any given moment, someone might be downloading porn through you.

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@EconoGarry I think going there would be time well spent, what with it being on the edge of That Patch Of Ocean whe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lZ

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@EconoGarry Even back then? Wow. When was the last time you were in VN?

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@jpwarren Mate, you know what these people are like.

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I met Buzz Aldrin some years ago, though he wouldn’t remember random people on a jam-packed media tour. He’s a true..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P3

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MeredithFrost It’s Buzz Aldrin’s 89th birthday today. Let’s not forget the time he punched a moon landing denier in the face. pic.twitter.com/Zu7flIhNDY

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stilgherrian I have booked for the @PointlessAU audience and @markhumphries’ biscuits on 31 Jan at 1450 AEDT, so if you want to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wn

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@feenicks @markhumphries @PointlessAU Making shows for a 6pm timeslot is always… fun.

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@feenicks @markhumphries @PointlessAU As I’d assumed, at least. I worked in broadcast media for a good while, and k..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7r

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A fascinating story. I was in Ho Chi Minh City very briefly two years ago. It’s a city right on the cusp of total t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hm

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ambientGillian is there a more powerful symbol of generational change than Aaron Sorkin criticising AOC for not compromising as mu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rW

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I missed this the other day. The three-year desktop support contract for Australia’s Department of Defence, some 10..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5o

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@thisMattWilson Well “a really nice leather jacket” is timeless.

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@feenicks @markhumphries @PointlessAU Not of @PointlessAU but I’ve been in plenty of TV studios. I’m looking forwar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SB

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Hahaha Australians having a sook because they don’t run the Indonesian criminal justice system.

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gcluley Runner’s GPS watch tied him to a mob boss murder runnersworld.com/news/a25924256… (Pro-tip: Take off your Garmin before you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gk

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stilgherrian The most essential Twitter thread on hacking and cybersecurity ever constructed. threadreaderapp.com/thread/1085670…

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@JustJimWillDo @paulkidd More of the kangaroo fried rice, to use the last of the kangaroo.

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NewtonMark Scotty looks a bit obsessed. pic.twitter.com/etpSO7ci94

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I do so love Soviet-era brutalism. Thank you, @johnmcternan, for the heads-up. twitter.com/sovietvisuals/…

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BennettArron Very tired this morning so went back to bed for forty winks. Now I’m even more tired, and my dyslexia has become wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Js

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This is going to be very confusing for the River Crabs, eh @DavidFeng? twitter.com/SixthTone/stat…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @purserj I’d guessed it might be that. The same happens after a night on the Guinness.

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@JustJimWillDo A good tartan, in trews or kilt, is a handsome thing. For example, @paulkidd in a kilt. Though it’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pj

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Taezar Morrison has clearly never been to magistrates court. twitter.com/joshbutler/sta…

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@JustJimWillDo Now if he were also wearing a cravat…

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@JustJimWillDo Yes, the trews actually look quite good.

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“Just pop your trousers off and squat over the detector.” twitter.com/CosmicRami/sta…

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The great thing about drinking a bunch of Bloody Marys, or tomato juice in general, is that it makes your poo quite..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rk

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@JustJimWillDo @wolfcat @WarWraith Ah. I’m just part-way through a Bloody Mary. (I got a good deal on both tomato j..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sY

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@wolfcat @WarWraith I have some analysis of that event that I’ve never published, comparing it with how Rove Live t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z9

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slace Well this is a unique password issue @troyhunt pic.twitter.com/A1DyEOUtOK

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@davispg Hmmm. I need to think about how I’ll be approaching the 2019 election.

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@BickieCuppaTea @PointlessAU Because I enjoy it. And you get to watch things you enjoy. Magical.

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@Wolfie_Rankin Oh he’s a complete turd. But he also has 60 million subscribers so if nothing else there’s something there to keep track of.

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minter One of them will have horses inside. twitter.com/tobie/status/1…

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Preparing to watch another episode of @PointlessAU at 1800 AEDT.

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stilgherrian Hi, I’m Stilgherrian. You might know me from such hits as* go fuck yourselves and your stupid meme you idiot fool s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aF

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glengyron Australian Press Gallery Obit: I once met Hitler at a charity do in Berlin. He was down to earth and VERY funny.

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Yesterday I posted a bunch of random Cold War things from my mate the Former Cold Warrior (FCW), from spy satellite..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S8

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@onthemedia Weirdly in all this, PewDiePie is Swedish.

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Excellent @onthemedia segment “The Global Culture War For YouTube Supremacy” on Felix ‘PewDiePie’ Kjellberg versus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jn

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@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @Steph_Philbrick I think Mark needs to consider what Palin and Cleese did for a living.

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@pingudownunder @SimonStahn @CARROT_app There’s a certain practicality about @CARROT_app’s advice and recommendations.

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@NewtonMark @Steph_Philbrick Penalty points for using “an” in front of a stressed “h” (as opposed to an unstressed..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XM

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@danaminter @jeffsonstein “The spiders can survive such immersion for up to twenty-four hours, trapping air bubbles..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PB

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@danaminter @jeffsonstein “Males, recognised by the modified terminal segment of the palp, tend to wander during th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nq

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@dobes @jeffsonstein @bunjaree No fluff reference earlier, because why would I tweet about fluff? It was all huntsm..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cI

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KateWilliamsme Today 1936 George V was dying at Sandringham.But he wasn’t dying fast enough. It was 11pm, the Palace wished to ann..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fc

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@dobes @jeffsonstein @bunjaree That @R_Chirgwin bloke can confirm that once when he stopped in his tracks as a funn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3I

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@dobes @jeffsonstein It’s Spider Attack Theme Week here at @bunjaree. Normally the antechinus take out the funnel-w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZH

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@jeffsonstein Note to self: This week it will probably simpler to assume that any unknown object is a deadly spider.

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Further to last night’s spider thread, it has just been brought to my attention that the “piece of fluff” I’d seen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7y

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@Steve_Lockstep The Moon isn’t currently in that direction.

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An excellent episode of @beefanddairy this month with top influencer Bunny Stone. pca.st/8h32

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Remember, folks, you don’t want a Monoculture.

I still can’t over how funny this is. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@BenMoretti @techoglot It’s just the Moon. I’m sure you’ve seen it before.

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TheOnion Group Of Hunky Cardinals Appeal To Pope To Relax Celibacy Requirement trib.al/tc7B1un pic.twitter.com/b9ojDJQsIq

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VisibleSoul WOMAN: “I would like a vodka martini.”
WAITRESS: “Can I see some ID?”

(Woman opens up her wallet to find her drive..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hj

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Half an hour until Full Moon, at 1616 AEDT.

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Oh I see what’s happening.

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@dobes @rohan_p Maybe we can persuade @HivintAU to do it again?

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The most essential Twitter thread on hacking and cybersecurity ever constructed. threadreaderapp.com/thread/1085670…

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IMPORTANT THREAD for the attention of @dobes and @rohan_p. twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/…

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“Singin’ on the train, just singin’ on the train. What a glorious feeling! I’m happy again…” twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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NuclearAnthro One of my favorite Cold War images is this magazine cover with gophers or whatever the fuck plague carrying rodents..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TH

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stilgherrian IMPORTANT POLL: Please retweet.

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@Davelennonabc That, in microcosm, is how out future is being laid out. Well, part of it anyway.

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@NuclearAnthro Please stop harassing the thermonuclear devices.

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Ten more years.

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Four hours until Full Moon, at 1616 AEDT.

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Hi, I’m Stilgherrian. You might know me from such hits as* go fuck yourselves and your stupid meme you idiot fool s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aF

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edbott Finally I agree with Piers Morgan on something. twitter.com/piersmorgan/st…

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@waltonkate I suppose it works as a short-term strategy.

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@NewtonMark @johnb78 When your Plan B is re-opening The Troubles then you really do need to just have a cup of tea,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wx

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@LovelyCorrine Noted, thank you! (I’m not sure that I “like” spiders but hey I have to live with them so here we are.”

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@LeonieGSmith Hah! They’re just trying to make friends.

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djackmanson Not really, I mean your mouth is totally free twitter.com/Settledownass/…

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@LeonieGSmith Well I suppose it was a big spider, yes, but tripping over one? Would the forest be safer at night th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qC

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@chris8875 @kayorchison @bradthegunn Yep, reading through a bunch of material on spider venom last night, the conse..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pj

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@DavidFeng I would like to say that I, too, am not a fan.

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@DavidFeng WAIT YOU CAN GET SCORPIONS ON A TRAIN WHY WAS I NOT TOLD THIS.

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@DavidFeng Did you see this stupid news story? A politician tweeted a thought bubble, Elon Musk tweeted back a rand..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bm

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@theharryshearer Also, folks, this episode was broadcast yesterday, 20 Jan, exactly two years into the Trump presid..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k0

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@theharryshearer I’m liking the mellow little tune “500 Hamberders”, @theharryshearer. Folks, listen to it at harryshearer.com/le-shows/janua…

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@PointZeroOne It’s all proceeding as expected, thanks. Most of the dull ache is gone, and the bruising is fading as it should.

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For those who care, or for those who like spiders, here’s a thread from last night that explains some of the lack o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Il

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My guess is that the barcodes would have been assigned in some systematic way, so perhaps it might be possible to s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1b

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But as usual for a Monday, the day will begin with the new episode of @theharryshearer’s “Le Show”. pca.st/K8B9

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As usual, further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, on my newly-disfigured website. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, lack-of-sleep draft: Slow start, with eggs; deal with the comms backlog; story pitches, probably; tonight..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w4

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HeerJeet Thats a very rude way to write about Bernie Sanders. twitter.com/levarburzum/st…

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@michaelneale @evcricket @corduroy No I have no idea where that is or who might have done it what even is Wilson St..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sr

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Monday. If you don’t hit the first one quickly, there will be more and more of them. Monday.

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Not sleeping due to:
1. Spiders
2. Thunderstorms
3. Medications
Therefore Monday is going to be terrible.

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@DavidFeng It died when night fell and the temperature dropped. Still fascinating and a wonderful experiment though.

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@Jeff2Serenity That certainly made sense in the days of film.

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@bradthegunn @jeffsonstein @kayorchison It’s all good. Us humans are driven by strange forces sometimes.

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@t_mu But the venomous ones get killed instantly. I do not enjoy spider bites.

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@t_mu Meh. I’d had a few gins. My reaction was more “That feeling, that’s the spider isn’t it.” He’d been hanging a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g9

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@t_mu I see what you mean. They’re both quite distinctly different.

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@t_mu Nah, he was jumping down from the skylight when the rain started just as I was walking past below. He kinda l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fR

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pbump “If there’s global warming why is it still cold in winter??” is the rhetorical equivalent of “if there was evolutio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AA

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@t_mu And yes, she is indeed a pretty little lady.

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@t_mu So you can. And thanks for confirming my understanding of their gender. (The one who ran down me earlier toni..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fy

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@bradthegunn @jeffsonstein @kayorchison Were you being a tough bloke and thinking “She’ll be right”?

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@bradthegunn @jeffsonstein @kayorchison Eek! I hadn’t realised whitetail spiders were that venomous. However, “Ulce..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yi

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Looks like it’ll be raining all night, with the rain coming in from the north-west. pic.twitter.com/EPRHIlhQRc

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@jeffsonstein I know we joke about venomous critters in Australia, but the Sydney Funnel-Web Spider is one of the n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fi

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I have now decided that my youth wasn’t at all exciting twitter.com/Pollytics/stat…

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@bradthegunn @kayorchison Aren’t spiders wonderful! I’m glad @jeffsonstein has gone to bed and can’t see this cheery stuff.

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“Know your Spider Anatomy!” Credited to NotaPseudonym on DeviantArt. pic.twitter.com/D68Zqlk6i9

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@kayorchison @bradthegunn I’ve been bitten twice by black house spiders. They aren’t fun either, so don’t rule them..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BZ

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@t_mu Can you? On one, maybe. You can certainly see the pedipalps, the pair of little manipulating arms in front of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zq

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@kayorchison @bradthegunn Ouch. And yeah it sounds like the redback was the one.

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