Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 31st, 2019

@jeffsonstein @CrankyOldBats2 @get_it_maggie @CARROT_app I haven’t played with that part of it. I should probably check it out some time.

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@dbph Ah yes, those people. I think the technical term is “arseholes”. My gripe earlier was more about people who a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E2

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@i386 Maybe, “Children should make vodka”?

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@dbph @flowblok On the cultural point, I don’t think that there’s anything particularly Australian about that.

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@dbph @flowblok I think I’m already a sloth. :P

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@dbph @flowblok Have you considered that it wasn’t serious? That it might have been hyperbole?

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@noreasonspec Maybe I should interview them for the podcast.

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@noreasonspec Yeah this has been brought to my attention, though I haven’t read any of it yet. I think I might start crying.

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@JustJimWillDo @johnb78 So again, so-called “modern chemistry” versus, you know, vodka.

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@shermozle That meal there does look rather nice.

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@johnb78 @JustJimWillDo Look, I’m just the messenger here. If you have grievances then you should take them up with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ka

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Knödelfreude.

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@JustJimWillDo So, you’re suggesting that I take your word over that of a Russian embassy?

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Joannechocolat “Let them eat fishcake.” twitter.com/BelTel/status/…

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xtophercook This is a top-drawer production error. twitter.com/paulroyall/sta…

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I’m already thinking of cocktail recipes. twitter.com/hannahtraining…

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Rachel_Sennott This looks like a porn twitter.com/cbsnews/status…

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MikeCarlton01 It’s a crowded field… twitter.com/michaelwestbiz…

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Yes, the @PointlessAU recording sessions are heaps of fun. And free. Go here to book. Episode 152…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IU

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@mildurian @PointlessAU @markhumphries It was a satisfactory conclusion to the narrative.

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jonny_is_good @crushingbort your Guardian columnist name is what you drive to work + what you ate last time you had food poisoning

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@PointlessAU Also, @markhumphries did indeed bring me biscuits. They were Delta Creams.

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@PointlessAU Well that was a wonderful episode of @PointlessAU what we just saw being recorded. I’ll grab the episode number later.

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@PointlessAU Behind the scattered seats on which the audience is waiting is a pile of bits of the set of “The Bachelor”.

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@PointlessAU We’re waiting inside now, in the cool. There is a pie warmer labelled “Studio 10 Audience Only”. Wow. They they get pies.

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dobes It’s the clearest policy position I’ve seen the government take in some time. pic.twitter.com/xU0gX9t8Oy

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At the Network Ten headquarters in Pyrmont, waiting for the doors to open and admit us to the Wondrous Cave of @PointlessAU.

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@jeamland Yeah, I can relate. But the trick, @Popehat, is to put in a gag that’s even more outrageous as a buffer,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AL

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@paulwallbank Your life expectancy is dropping by the minute, Sunshine.

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At Sydney Central station where right now it’s get out of my way you stupid dawdlesprawling cunts what the fuck is wrong with you,

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SwiftOnSecurity you have an abandoned Linux distribution and a plastic box twitter.com/brolshevik/sta…

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@davispg @PSyvret It’s coming up to lunchtime. Don’t give me ideas.

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Yeah I’m going to need some documentation, Mr Bannon. twitter.com/thehill/status…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @lewellyn @CARROT_app @HumorCast In further news, later this afternoon we will all be required to fuck a swan.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @lewellyn @CARROT_app @HumorCast Well these are our role models and we should thank them for being an example for to follow.

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NuclearAnthro Why haven’t we broken out the guillotine yet?

I mean, it’s hard for me to imagine a single reason this person is w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Df

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The air conditioning is struggling. Meanwhile just behind me some boomer is coughing up his guts, soun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B7

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@lewellyn @CARROT_app @HumorCast Well they’re all a bit cranky these days.

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@lewellyn @CARROT_app @HumorCast No, but @CARROT_app would add to your woes, so that’d be a change.

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erinrileyau Who could possibly have predicted $1.08m (that’s 11.3 times median annual family income) for a two-bedroom apartmen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zI

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Ausgrid Power is out to about 45,000 customers in Sydney’s eastern suburbs. Emergency crews are on the way to investigate a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ev

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AoDespair Civil war. twitter.com/josh_hammer/st…

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@MrShlee I mis-spelled a word. My love for you must be true.

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When you forget to turn off Bluetooth on the train. pic.twitter.com/qYuOyrDGit

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@noreasonspec That age group is one of the worst offenders.

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@pdh1944 Exactly. This stuff isn’t rocket surgery.

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Says a bloke running a company where selling credit to property speculators is a key line of business. In further n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ly

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thedavidcrosby If smoking marijuana causes short-term memory loss, what does smoking marijuana do?

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optoutbot Last day to of bit.ly/mhroptout

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harikondabolu Someone send Marie Kondo to the British Museum, so some of us can get our shit back.

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Hah! guard just now, after the quiet carriage spiel: “A lot suburban customers don’t respect that [qui..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KQ

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@Bredgens @newscientist Ah, no, the figures were per-dose casualties, not per-capita. I see your point, and yes I i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B5

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@johnb78 You’ll have to be more specific.

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@Bredgens @newscientist Regulating quality and labelling increasing there casualty rate? How?

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Oh yes, I’d forgotten this factor. Scoffing them on seeing the cops, or having them all just before you go through..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gr

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On the other hand, MDMA can lead to dancing, even hand-holding, so that’s a concern.

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I have no data to hand, but I’m willing to bet that most “killed by ecstasy” events are quality control and dosing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sd

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“Oh but we don’t want people (‘kids’) doing drugs all day.” Obviously not. But we don’t want people being drunk all..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OP

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Someone should dig out the @newscientist piece some years back that calculated the doses of MDMA taken in the UK, a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d7

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@ApostrophePong I’ve never experienced anywhere that cold before.

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johnshakespeare Gladys loves fish pic.twitter.com/zTkRoFqGep

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earleyedition ahahaha 🤣 Former LNP president says Queensland not prone to corruption like NSW 😂😆 buff.ly/2UrCahb pic.twitter.com/XZdCc9EJBA

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TimWattsMP …and THAT’S why I resigned from the Turnbull Ministry and voted for Peter Dutton in the leadership spill. twitter.com/TomMcIlroy/sta…

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@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus @dtsmith_sydney Yes, I see your point. “That nice Tim Wilson boy said the socialists will..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2r

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@dobes “Extraordinary” doesn’t mean “good”.

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Thu plan, confirmed: 1024 train to Sydney (now); haircut; 1400 meet @SnarkyPlatypus; 1450 @PointlessAU recording, N..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hO

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MattChorley Absolutely brilliant ending to the BBC Six O’clock News tonight pic.twitter.com/eM7sFuWXKZ

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@crdavies I find it strange that they dropped the ball on this one, because every other project has gone smoothly.

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ISaveThatLine When Sir Andy Murray shared a photo from his hospital bed it got hundreds of thousands of likes, but it’s unlikely..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…91

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I can’t help but think this will come to pass. @SnarkyPlatypus? twitter.com/dtsmith_sydney…

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joshgnosis Wow. Never mind that the grim reaper ad campaign stigmatised gay people for an entire generation. twitter.com/samjonscher/st…

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NewtonMark “Minimize talking” will go down poorly in much of the US. twitter.com/LisaMillar/sta…

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thegrugq Ya know guys, you really coulda done something other than kvetching by… you know…

SHOWING UP FOR THE FUCKING..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vl

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Ciaraioch I know Twitter delivers some mind-blowing takes, but “Ireland was INVITED to join the UK, and the English language..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qY

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“NSW police corruption body wants access to encrypted communications” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/nsw-po… “Exclu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qg

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It’s this sort of thing that inspires confidence in Australia’s governance processes for digital systems…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GA

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bengrubb About 40 pages of the 105-page report were requested to be removed, including all “unfavourable statements” about t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jX

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bengrubb A Queensland Health general manager requested an independent consultant modify a 2014 report to remove damning warn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BH

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@ashabeeeee About to have a read. I’d actually be quite happy for the anti-corruption bodies have the same powers a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cP

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@SnarkyPlatypus @CARROT_app Is this from a character in your soap opera? The one that starts every response with “As <POPGROUP> sang…”?

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So I’m going down to Sydney today, and this is the weather @CARROT_app has arranged. It’s not ideal. pic.twitter.com/FcFsuO6Iq6

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Reluctant_Us3r Former NSA operatives hired by UAE as mercs to target human rights activists and journos.

“It was incredible becau..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Te

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“Home Affairs reveals Australian authorities already using new encryption powers” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/home-a…

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@jplonie It’s not a rodent, but yes, but I haven’t seen an antechinus in a while.

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kenklippenstein If global warming is real then why am I — an estranged MAGA dad — cold and alone

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “Australian web hosts hit with a Manic Menagerie of malware” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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Thu plan, draft: 1024 train to Sydney; haircut; 1400 meet @SnarkyPlatypus; 1450 @PointlessAU recording, Network Ten..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zb

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I am so sick of these damn spiders.

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So last night I was woken by… something. The wind outside? Whatever, I turned on the light to investigate, and th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zA

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Thursday. Have you thought about the paint? Thursday.

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