Anyway, I’m gorn.
I too have failed to reach a nuclear deal.
@R_Chirgwin @drzax We may just have to get used to it, Simon.
RT @NewtonMark: Did you hear that, everyone? No more uncertainty! Thank Christ. https://t.co/nBVBZ9Qb62
@drzax @R_Chirgwin He’s always like this.
@flowblok I’m happy to be convinced by arguments (the other kind) but we’re making each layer very complicated here.
@jtwyman @zdnetaustralia @CyberGovAU I have been learning way too much about government cybersecurity compliance.
@jtwyman @zdnetaustralia @CyberGovAU Yep. I wrote up the ISM changes in December. https://t.co/M7HrhzfdQJ Significa… https://t.co/B95au7QGiy
RT @stilgherrian: Me at @zdnetaustralia : “ACSC
[@CyberGovAU] tightens access controls for Australian government systems†https://t.co/sFi…
RT @soledadobrien: Um he was your finance chairman. https://t.co/VWXPJU2WtN
FYI, the podcast originally scheduled for today has been put back a week because reasons, so while this audio is no… https://t.co/5uHk8wD86s
@twiddlekins Thanks. I hadn’t realised they came with those distinct dorsal markings on the abdomen. I’ve only ever… https://t.co/Gou778OJ4T
OMFG! “Each [of these people just introduced] is a hostile agent of the worldwide Sino-Soviet intelligence networkâ€!
Watching “Espionage Target: Youâ€, a 1964 US Armed Forces training film https://t.co/iE2SdlofWP
@Mikenicholls88 @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard I too will show you some thing I made three months after you give me l… https://t.co/pCSilluVzP
RT @stilgherrian: Dear Arachnophiles, could one of you identify this spider for me? A leg span of maybe 20mm. https://t.co/egcr71Avi8
@patstokes Are we no longer in that simpler time? (Please do not provide links.)
I’m assuming, @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard, that it does all this on the blockchain. https://t.co/WJ78lOkig3
RT @objectsgame: Objects in Space is coming 1st March. That’s… *counts on fingers for an inordinately long time* tomorrow! If you like sp…
@JustJimWillDo @expectproblems That’s outside.
@KoparaFallsKid There were certainly clues that they weren’t prepared, but maybe he just wanted to get home.
@expectproblems If it’s an orb weaver then it should be ashamed of that tangled mess in the corner of the window there.
@KoparaFallsKid Following DPRK news is one of my… hobbies? I was looking for any clues about what happened today.
OK, so I listened to all of Trump’s press conference and now I feel much more stupider than when it began.
@JustJimWillDo TBH I’ve used it for so long I don’t remember what is BTD and what is vanilla.
@JustJimWillDo I suppose I should explore more.
@JustJimWillDo Not that I’ve seen, but I may not have turned it on.
RT @NewtonMark: “Not even wrong.†This is an out and out lie, why do you people just make shit up like this? https://t.co/b1xDREI7Fb
Sounds more like Brilliant Mode to me! https://t.co/2XXjJOAQ8Z
@jpwarren @Shahbahraz Don’t try this kind of expertifying at home.
Enjoying Trump throwing in random trivia facts about the KP-RU border, which he has obviously just learned, as if t… https://t.co/FzFYR03a8F
@itgrrl @Joflixen I am not, so thank you, but I see that it doesn’t yet have the Dec 2018 and now Feb 2019 editions.
@Shahbahraz @jpwarren Or, ideally, combine it with all the other words we love into the one presentation.
@reselsnark Excellent!
@bastardsheep Pretty much.
@reselsnark We’ve put it back to next week, because reasons, but I’m sure we’ll have some solid ideas.
So that question was whether there’d been an agreement about what denuclearization means, and the waffle that ensue… https://t.co/5SriFd2sZ2
Yep. Pompeo uses the phrase “denuclearization of North Koreaâ€, while Kim talks about “denuclearization of the Kore… https://t.co/4DDcn1rXcV
What’s the Korean for “Brexit� https://t.co/pjEvZcKH9u
@kirstinferguson @abcnews @mjrowland68 For me it was a brief 10-day work trip to Ho Chi Minh City just on two years… https://t.co/rpaAJE8kSC
Watching the @abcnews feed from Hanoi reminds me that I want to go to Vietnam again soon.
@dobes I did ask @macgibbon about it when we last we spoke, in December I think, but it was new to him at that time.
@JustJimWillDo Grab yourself the plug-in Better TweetDeck. It, um, makes TweetDeck better.
RT @jennijenni: Hi! I’m still looking for a short-term freelancer in Sydney. Position requires hands-on digital producing work (think: home…
@paulbam3 Indeed. There seems to very little ability to see the world from anyone else’s point of view.
Anyway, here we are. pic.twitter.com/myu1IILIgW
Thanks to https://t.co/zs3n5fkUpv I can confirm that the changed to the Information Security Manual (ISM) itself ar… https://t.co/XavZ57eIky
@JohnBarronUSA @abcnews I cry for you, John.
Hey @dobes, this may not be clear, but the person-in-the-middle battle has made it to the ISM. Dec 2018 on the left… https://t.co/dwaoFmoxRf
“Denuclearizing†does NOT mean DPRK giving up its nuclear weapons while the US remains in ROK.
So folks do know that by “denuclearizing†Kim means “removing all nuclear powers from the peninsula� Which means t… https://t.co/3oN1Zi3zHL
@luminixx @zdnetaustralia @CyberGovAU Thank you so much. This is very useful.
RT @glengyron: Still neck and neck. Will India and Pakistan or NKorea vs USA be today’s nuclear war. https://t.co/oCM78QQwkI
@JohnBarronUSA @abcnews It’s just AEDT. As opposed to AEST. Please don’t make me cry, John. https://t.co/pBybTXy28r
The Sound of America (2019)
mixed media https://t.co/pQP2EXk1Wn
RT @ZekeJMiller: HANOI, Vietnam (AP) — Trump, NKorea’s Kim Jong Un depart summit early without scheduled lunch; US leader to hold news conf…
RT @ChrisReason7: Now Chairman Kim’s convoy has been seen leaving the hotel
chadocl Awaiting now the emergence of Trump.
Just one mic on the podium. pic.twitter.com/hohI446g29
@kcarruthers @dobes @jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus Wot.
Stumpy-tailed lizard is stumpy-tailed. https://t.co/j3ySPbsLtS
StephenJonesMP Nobody does irony like @chriskkenny
This opening paragraph is magnificent. pic.twitter.com/yMDqbiEzFD
BREAKING: Major sookage. https://t.co/KsqjyBeMfr
Hey @dobes @jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus what have I done to deserve this? https://t.co/e0QJXotn3R
I agree with @DecayRSO, we should call this “The Vulva Monologuesâ€. https://t.co/TgRuRlpGjz
Honestly, in what universe do people write sentences like that?
Pro Tip: Plug in all the things. pic.twitter.com/MVl4aayHGU
Wow. YouTube REALLY hates me today. pic.twitter.com/zNlhfAncDi
Another wonderful slide. HT @jpwarren. https://t.co/ISQzaNPxIN
@Epigrammist Nope. For reasons, I have a solid knowledge of the Bristol Scale.
@luminixx @zdnetaustralia @CyberGovAU Oh thanks heaps. Site bookmarked!
@juhasaarinen It’s a universal law. No matter how fucked up something is, a standards committee can find a way to make it worse.
@kelloveslife @SadHackedJacs That’s the chap.
@Epigrammist Ha, surely it has to be all liquid to be a 7.
@juhasaarinen They must be handing out the Bad Drugs this year.
@Epigrammist What?
@CptHollingworth Minister, so not Independent. Ahem.
Bristol Type 6. https://t.co/4YKSWayyD3
This won’t end well. https://t.co/FBFqYFYkg9
@sleepingdingo Please let’s not encourage him to continue for one second longer.
@jetztgibtshaue Definitely.
Also never forget, though I’m sure* this is someone different. https://t.co/upzan20JX5
Never forget. https://t.co/KUC2yKEdpK
@juhasaarinen @zdnetaustralia @CyberGovAU Very funny.
Correct. https://t.co/ZDYZPAL03x
Dear Arachnophiles, could one of you identify this spider for me? A leg span of maybe 20mm. https://t.co/egcr71Avi8
@AdrianAtRedHat Fortunately it’s on the outside of the window. Probably.
@juhasaarinen Icing on the cake, eh?
@DecayRSO Goddammit that’s good. :)
@zdnetaustralia @CyberGovAU Remind me again how to get the diffs between two PDF files?
@zdnetaustralia @CyberGovAU HEY KIDS! There’s been some revisions to the Australian government’s Information Securi… https://t.co/IpG6v7pHPG
@buckleup No idea. I don’t know spiders. But actually the centipede is about 15 to 20mm long, for scale.
@AndrewThorpe For some value of “wonderfulâ€, I suppose…?
@maxcelcat The centipede had lost before it even knew it was in a fight.
And the ratio is exactly what you’d expect it to bepic.twitter.com/uAyzF2aCHkHk
Christ, this guy is STILL going! https://t.co/TgRuRlpGjz
As you may have surmised, the centipede lost that one. And to answer the inevitable question, the spider is about the size of a small dog.
Australia Today: Spider vs Centipede, near my desk just now. pic.twitter.com/VZaSDJ7sSg
Me at @zdnetaustralia : “ACSC
[@CyberGovAU] tightens access controls for Australian government systemsâ€â€¦ https://t.co/0INPfuCaY7
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems It didn’t look enticing, but now I can appreciate the sheer animal sex appeal of i… https://t.co/pjKsNqMloW
This thing, this Emissions Reduction Fund, is bloody awesome, eh. https://t.co/1uz52pWMsp
@CptHollingworth @voltagex We can be heroes, just for one day!
@TheRealMoebius Thanks. I’m good, just fiddling with the meds a bit to fix some shitty sleep patterns. We’ll see wh… https://t.co/dAXv4evIXP
@dobes I’d forgotten that was happening. Should I grab the Hansard, or will I want to kill myself?
@JustJimWillDo @craigthomler @ashabeeeee Wasn’t that more or less like being an Instagram Influencer?
@dobes @zdnetaustralia Not again!
@CptHollingworth @voltagex Now all we need are a stupid company name, a room full of bean bags, and cocaine!
@TheRealMoebius My sympathies. Mine’s more brane-related, but still not fun.
@CptHollingworth @voltagex So, not such a bad idea, really.
@dobes WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON TODAY.
@ashabeeeee “[Uber] has asked for cooperation from Australian governments so it can demo Uber Air in the country as… https://t.co/xWv20VkPhz
So @voltagex has brought this to my attention. Look closely. https://t.co/PfUNXY3zaF
@CptHollingworth @jpwarren @dobes I don’t understand why we all don’t work in advertising.
@dobes @CptHollingworth “Continuity with change,†surely.
@dobes Story filed for @zdnetaustralia as described.
@dobes Pleased that my story will start with the words “Tighter yet more flexibleâ€.
OK kids, I’m going to get back into that writing befor@dobeses has a sook.
Is one of them “defenestrate� https://t.co/6PjhbU0XG8
@dobes @jeamland @rohan_p It’s one of those up there, I think, but it starts at around 3.5 hours (yes, hours) into today’s show.
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems Bitterly disappoint.
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems Oh. “Discoveryâ€. Not actual disco. Sigh.
RT @scanlime: the trouble with telling folks to learn by reading the linux source code is that it’s written in C and has no unit tests and…
RT @PaulLeeTicks: @realDonaldTrump This is how EVERY negotiation you have with Kim Jong-un has gone and will ever go, from here to ETERNITY…
I can’t imagine who this might have been. https://t.co/kBV0MgRo8o
RT @joshjonsmith: Wild story out of Spain: A group of unidentified men entered North Korea’s embassy in Madrid last Friday, bound and gagge…
Solid advice. https://t.co/oYLVFEpUeQ
Oh great, @dobes, now the Tube of Ewes is recommending I watch endless Joe Rogan and Alex Jones clips. @rohan_p
RT @CptHollingworth: MY GOD https://t.co/3ahtPHsOge
malloc8 stop expecting people to give a shit about blockchain.
@dobes @marcuskelson @binchickensc I am slow and feeble.
@MatthewBevan Not quite the same, really, is it.
Hmmm, some of the things that are on fire are not meant to be on fire.
RT @Cptnrwrpnts: He swallowed a Firefly https://t.co/4T1PyQiBck
Hey @dobes, I see that @binchickensc has its own Twitter account now. https://t.co/qpZjPHlbN5
RT @MWhitbourn: Fresh from the swearing-in ceremony for the new Court of Appeal president, @binchickensc trots across to the King Street co…
@JustJimWillDo @R_Chirgwin Yes, but with less Joan Collins.
Wait, this guy was giving evidence just last month. https://t.co/Ib2hmHMOsI
Sam Rice. https://t.co/4vIq9vbkzG
@franksting @JustJimWillDo @ashabeeeee Of course* they do.
RT @HeerJeet: I can’t find it now but a few months ago I did a tweet that President Tucker Carlson would have Michael Tracey as press secre…
@R_Chirgwin And this is just from the little ants. There’s also those red and black ants which are, what, a metre and a half long?
I swear, @R_Chirgwin, this entire building is going to disappear into a sink-hole. #antpower pic.twitter.com/RFicQDFynN
@jpwarren @zdnetaustralia Meh. I can wait until May.
@ddowza @bunjaree Wait. Sunlight to electricity and then back to heat? Alas, I must inform you that I just hung my… https://t.co/1eF8qnCoGz
And here’s another one for the CV. It can go with that one from a @zdnetaustralia commenter which said I had a head… https://t.co/ZMgUafRqCU
@fictillius @AlboMP I have just one word to say: Silver Emu.
“HyperloopTT reckons it can get you from Sydney to Canberra in 22 minutes,†writes @ashabeeeee, who should now be g… https://t.co/pMhzoogh1L
@dmickweir @SnarkyPlatypus Eek.
@jpwarren Like this! pic.twitter.com/mrAIKFmagP
@SnarkyPlatypus Which is to say, Massaman Curry!
@SnarkyPlatypus I guess you’re having Singapore Noodles?
@raaahbin Sure, it’s not as good as Opal, but it’s not THAT bad.
@shenmaxiu @HappySinger @midsomerplots THIS. HAS. NOTHING. TO. DO. WITH. ME.
@SnarkyPlatypus Ask for Pad Thai, that’s Asian.
@cafuego @bunjaree The one @dobes was going to buy for me? He’s been a bit slow to deliver on his promise.
RT @jaketapper: For those intrigued by the reference — “Matthew Calamari, the organization’s chief operating officer, was recruited in 198…
@raaahbin I have. I have a Myki card right here. [Points to wallet]
This is the thrust of the early narrative of both the Wolff and Woodward books. The accidental president whose reno… https://t.co/NoHf0xJOXo
@joelpmichael @bunjaree Hey look I can definitely think of ways to overload the solar system*. @R_Chirgwin Son the… https://t.co/R1lICnMAAn
RT @kath_krueger: think they’re just called “podcasts.” FOLKS https://t.co/NkVIDfrZ25
RT @johnb78: One of the great msysteries of history is why the Romans crucified people based on their Myers-Briggs type cc @ChrissieM @Supe…
RT @anthonydever: Over twenty minutes he visited and scrolled Trump’s twitter three times. In between he visited and read articles on Briet…
RT @anthonydever: Being a left wing nut job who works in creative industries and lives in Inner West Sydney, you don’t really encounter the…
@aimee_maree @anildash @voltagex Hah! That’s WAY better.
SnarkyPlatypus Important poll. Who is better?
@Tempestrix @bunjaree RECHARGING ALL THE THINGS.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. pic.twitter.com/Rlai6HSuJx
@SnarkyPlatypus Let’s see what happens. Isn’t it the ALP rule that Caucus chooses the ministry, and then the PM assigns portfolios?
The solar panels at @bunjaree are generating so much electricity today that the battery is full, I’m running the wa… https://t.co/brOIy1hr0T
@SteveMolk Heh. I see what you did there.
@SnarkyPlatypus Foreign Affairs.
@SteveMolk Wow. Good luck.
@dobes @rohan_p I should not have started listening to that on a day when I’m adjusting my meds. All that shouted stupidity isn’t healthy.
@dobes @rohan_p Well obviously I am already thinking this but there’s just so much woo-woo in this that it’s already destroying my brain.
@dobes @rohan_p So, their argument is that they, personally, are too stupid to comprehend evolution, and somehow no… https://t.co/2DNwiDYFOc
@dobes @rohan_p THIS IS AWESOME! “Nobody programmed a worm to pop out the ass of a grasshopper.â€
True fact. https://t.co/EOfKS5v8oP
NSW Greens members accused of coordinating something shock. https://t.co/0mediJAS9Q
@expectproblems I did not.
@JustJimWillDo Each to their own.
@expectproblems And having spent all that time with submariners she really knew the meaning of going down.
All this research on crisper babies is fascinating, I’m sure, but personally I don’t like them that crunchy. https://t.co/Tq662HfSXd
RT @tshanahan83: This is such bullshit. @unionsnsw couldn’t even find Northern Sydney on a map, let alone know how much development is occu…
RT @SICKOFWOLVES: SURE ANIMALS USUALLY DIE BECAUSE SOMETHING IS EATING THEM OR WHATEVER BUT AT LEAST THEY NEVER LIE AWAKE AND WONDER IF THE…
Probably.
In case you’re wondering about Ivy Bells, she was a British cabaret performer who ran honey trap operations against… https://t.co/xqLGz4fWSx