Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 5th, 2019

I’m over it. Goodnight.

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stilgherrian This is 500 kinds of magical. pic.twitter.com/KzFLjJ1Wqz

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@_midofo_ But yes, the promo video is wonderful.

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PPantsdown I can see attributes of both of his parents pic.twitter.com/echFMoLwGG

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jeffsonstein There are only two hard things in computing: cache invalidation, naming things, & off-by-one errors.

(with apologies to Phil Karlton)

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@jetztgibtshaue @nazzer Sorry, there’s pants-on TV and pants-off TV, and it’s about whether the set means you’re se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x4

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OK, so here’s an explainer, but I can’t help but think is glossing over some of the complexities. twitter.com/jdub/status/10…

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@nazzer Hard to say. Sky is pants-off television.

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posty so uhh @Centrelink have decided to delete everything older than 2017 from their disclosure log.
I don’t think..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pW

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BettyBowers This has to be the crassest thing the crassest president has ever done:

Trump is currently selling ad space in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qQ

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@jeamland I am not going to wear that shit.

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This is… wow. @DavidFeng WTF is going on here?

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Wot? This is definitely not harmonious! twitter.com/stopsatgreen/s…

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@JayStephens @smidgey @GrogsGamut We shall. I have no science beyond my gut feel of ancient figures.

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benwikler is it Trump twitter.com/newsweek/statu…

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@smidgey @JayStephens @GrogsGamut Indeed. People also say yes to “Have you heard of?” because they don’t want to appear out of touch.

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@JayStephens @GrogsGamut That “poll” is bullshit. I’ve done straw polls in the street as part of vox pops, and ~70%..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tf

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@JayStephens @GrogsGamut Nah 12% is bullshit. I doubt that 12% of people have even heard of Bitcoin.

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gths Digging Alan Jones’ new look. pic.twitter.com/bDQTgzMB5b

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AltLJ This article on by Prof Carney asks how rule of law institutions failed to ‘bell the cat’ on the illegali..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ka

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@GrogsGamut Mate. How dare you argue with Science.

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GordyPls Retweet if this is precisely what you want. twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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@SimonXCIV You can chromakey on any specific colour, but yes, why the fuck would you even…

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@parislord I have no idea what the fuck it is.

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I will never worry about how I look on TV ever again.

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This is 500 kinds of magical. pic.twitter.com/KzFLjJ1Wqz

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@skwashd @glengyron Meh. Torture the little cunt and see what happens.

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JoshButler Pleased that Sky News has finally given The Riddler his own show as he continues his evil plan to catch Batman pic.twitter.com/o0lxcBq8Vr

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I have a question for @ScottMorrisonMP and my question is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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glengyron Lean in to the leprechaun look. pic.twitter.com/Wfztme60uU

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Goodness me, so the onus to prove the debt exists is on the one claiming it, just like in any other situation. twitter.com/SquigglyRick/s…

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@benbarberhays Probably bad for me to ask that once I’ve already posted the scores.

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@benbarberhays Um, I just tweeted them. Tomsk is the lowest-scoring, but the contestants won the point with Cholet.

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@benbarberhays Great work. But which would you have gone with for the lowest score?

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quaedvliegs Breaking: All Australian police forces immediately open every single cold case homicide since record-keeping began..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JT

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HAHAHAHA! Excellent category in the UK Pointless Celebrities. pic.twitter.com/uZv1m08RBm

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jpwarren Question for historians: Traditionally, how many rich arseholes went to the guillotine before the rest of them wise..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ux

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@bigjsl Well that’s 2019 in a nutshell, at least so far.

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textfiles I don’t know where the writer got the idea that 90 percent to the account holders was “generous” or that allowing c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lK

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textfiles How do you absorb so much money and make it sound like you’re hand to mouth? Easy. Run it out of SF. Have ridiculou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DD

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textfiles This article has all the ingredients of a Failure Goulash. cnbc.com/amp/2019/01/23…

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@misswired @jtwyman The barman suggested it’s the way to bring out these very Japanese botanicals. Suntory has done..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PS

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JoshuaDummer @stinson My Chinese father in law yesterday was saying that my British parents should come to China for spring fest..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…US

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stinson Prediction: If it hasn’t started already, there will be “festivity tourism” in China’s future, in which city-dwelle..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hq

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@RankinSue I’m very happy with the suggestion from that barman on Friday. It’s a lovely way of enhancing the Roku gin.

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@sylmobile @franksting @stufromoz @jonoabroad Motor vehicle “adventures” is a very deep rabbit-hole.

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As discussed the other day: 2 x Roku Japanese gin over ice; a little tonic water; two grinds of freshly cracked bla..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pv

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It has been deleted already — I don’t know why — but here is a screenshotpic.twitter.com/AuQoGkGZR2R2

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I would like to meet the person who wrote this tweet. twitter.com/Telstra/status…

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erstkate Because the horrors within are up there with American Psycho. twitter.com/GrogsGamut/sta…

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@sylmobile @franksting @stufromoz @jonoabroad Some are more impressive than others. I like how that one in Wenty co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iU

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gholson THE YEAR IS 2027 AND NETFLIX HAS REDUCED THEIR PROGRAMMING TO TWO BUTTONS.

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@franksting @sylmobile @stufromoz @jonoabroad That’s the one. I was discussing it with a cabbie today. It’d cost sq..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ne

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GordyPls Oh my God pic.twitter.com/ptRSFQLUg2

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MrTimDunn Someone has built a Channel Tunnel model railway through their aquarium pic.twitter.com/T5LIZC2i6S

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@sylmobile @franksting @stufromoz @jonoabroad This is a fun one. Turning a hard left from Railway Pde on the left i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fs

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Making good use of a pig.

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MatthewBevan If you watch to the end of this a taskforce is already en route to your house twitter.com/7newsbrisbane/…

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best_in_dumbest We need “Cat”
to spell
“Equivocation” pic.twitter.com/Ac6ht5w6IK

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@paulwallbank It’s been ages since I’ve done a TV program pitch.

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“Why The Hell Do People Eat Avocado When It Tastes Like Soap?” asks @antsharwood tendaily.com.au/views/a190204v… Exactly.

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awelder At the very point where the RC is written off as a damp squib, he takes credit for it. Marketing genious twitter.com/Qldaah/status/…

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benpobjie As a start twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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@plumrid I’m glad that’s sorted then.

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NewtonMark I’ve spent months calling him our Cosplay Prime Minister, and here we are. twitter.com/AhronYoung/sta…

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“China’s annual New Year’s gala is meant to usher in the Year of the Pig, but the state broadcaster largely censore..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q3

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@she_jedi @JohnBirmingham Souls (non-immortal) can be rented at a fair price.

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@michaelmeloni I have not burned things down, but even if I had, that tweet is incitement.

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joshgnosis The meat centrist has logged on twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…

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jxeeno /r/sydney asking the important transport questions pic.twitter.com/7jDIgt1kVn

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Without addressing then historical and completely unfounded accusations in this tweet, I will say that the bar isn’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IU

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That’s right, World, Australia now has a Fish Death Panel. twitter.com/annajhenderson…

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TheCinegogue One of my favorite David Lynch interview moments. pic.twitter.com/VqYmwEBJ2s

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Loving the idea of Fabulous Phil Ruddock, @JustinianNews, as per latest @SatPaper. pic.twitter.com/3eT3YbuNB7

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radionz NIWA is searching for the owner of a USB stick that was discovered in the poo of a leopard seal and contains video..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X7

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So the banks are sorted now, yeah?

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@CptHollingworth I think we should give him a good squeeze just to be sure.

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brexitcountdow1 Brexit is 1267 hours away.

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@CptHollingworth I wonder if he’d work with the giraffe thing.

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oberonsghost Boom, Tish. pic.twitter.com/pKPPfEKEe7

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JaniceDean This guy from Illinois is my hero. pic.twitter.com/NCeuYcFBKK

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Tue plan, remainder: Train to Katoomba; snack of some sort; shopping; return to @bunjaree for a quiet evening. It’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HK

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@DavidFeng You know I now want to watch this more than ever, right?

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jeamland I wish to return your attention to this clear and obvious explanation of everything: youtube.com/watch?v=mxzgwJ…

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Well that’s sort-of helped.

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Oh great. Another massive wave of fatigue. Back in a bit.

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mattyglesias The Trump version of empathy is very odd twitter.com/jakesherman/st…

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@iiTalW That’s probably the best contribution we could make to Safer Internet Day.

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@iiTalW I wonder if you could squeeze out a giraffe’s brain like toothpaste from a toothpaste tube.

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The more I think about this the more I like it. twitter.com/iiTalW/status/…

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I’ve never liked that giraffe.

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rohan_p I find these shiny PVC gloves/hands unsettling pic.twitter.com/T0VwrpLxoo

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GreenJ In the footsteps of ‘How to drive fast on drugs while getting your wing-wang squeezed and not spill your drink’ …. twitter.com/TheCalebBond/s…

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@darrenpauli I’ve always thought that “turpitude” is such an excellent word.

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Liberal leadership is apparently the only war in which the loser writes the history. pic.twitter.com/0oT82c2jWH

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@darrenpauli About $300 extra on an in-call, $400 on an out-call.

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tfswebb mike pezzullo’s 2017 remarks to the trans-tasman business circle have been scrubbed from the home affairs site. hap..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PP

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juhasaarinen One day you’ve got a nice little startup. The next, you’re in Las Vegas wearing a wire for the FBI..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iA

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Gosh I wish I could talk about today in the past tense at 10.50am. twitter.com/eSafetyOffice/…

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“AFP concerned about approving state police usage of Australia’s encryption laws” by @ashabeeeee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bk

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Yes, I think @davpope has captured the moment. pic.twitter.com/StGncrAqmT

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@jpwarren Yep, and it’s all WAY too abstract for Labor to push during an election campaign when compared to taxes,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wP

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glengyron Martial law declared after release of banking royal commission. twitter.com/ahronyoung/sta…

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@AndrewRJamieson @jbhall56 Thanks, Andrew. That second link was an attempt to record the state of play as the end r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EG

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Still, it’s clear that the government has a simple single-question algorithm these days: Will activity X provide im..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cL

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The headline “Delay in AA bill amendments” refers to Stanton’s views on informal comments from Home Affairs staff,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oI

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“AFP says new encryption laws have helped coerce suspects into unlocking devices” by @Paul_Karp theguardian.com/australia-news…

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rohan_p A fairly succinct submission to the current inquiry by @jpwarren. I get the impression he is less than impr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ed

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@aCoerper_Mainz Yeah they’ll really fuck up your day.

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Crommunist Netflix: hey check out this documentary about people who were taken in by an obvious con job because it was endorse..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yI

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@aCoerper_Mainz Hmmm. I only know of the funnel-web that does that. “The spiders can survive such immersion for up..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8v

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Tue plan, outline draft: Slow start, following vivid and confusing dreams (in progress); head over to Katoomba to w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bm

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@aCoerper_Mainz Sydney Funnel-Web Spider? They’re not tiny though. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_fu… The jellyfish are by all..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aX

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@aCoerper_Mainz Yeah, there’s a lot of wide open space out there.

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@aCoerper_Mainz Paris to Moscow is 2800km, while Perth to Sydney is 3900km.

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@aCoerper_Mainz The floods around Townsville and elsewhere in northern Queensland are pretty serious, yes, but they..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dE

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Happy New Year to all my friends celebrating in a Lunar fashion today. Oink.

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Excellent weather for the Blue Mountains today. Thanks, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/MiI6qbdZfn

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Tuesday. Take a blanket with you. Tuesday.

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