Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 8th, 2019

FinancialTimes In the adverts, Revolut – one of London’s fastest growing fintech firms – claimed that 11,867 customers had bougtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…EpJFo8

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I’ve been watching a bunch of older British standup lately and this Frank Skinner @FrankOnTheRadio show from 2008 h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bd

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JanDavisTas New product line - wonder who the target market is? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/qmMVuXo1I3

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Not that’d I’ve ever heard, but it might be a local reference. @jonoabroad twitter.com/zeroasalimit/s…

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@4d5a_etc Make a choice and commit to it, I say.

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@FlyOpineMonkey Well then. There’s no end to the excitement.

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johnb78 In today’s upsetting news, Jeff Bezos is good, twice pic.twitter.com/RgqyPSSvZM

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@munin THIS IS EXACTLY THE SORT OF THING I MEAN.

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@R_Chirgwin Nevertheless there’s some serious thunder action out there. Very nice shockwave impacts on the side of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6f

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MikeCarlton01 It’s a roomful of the smug, the self-righteous, the greedy and grasping, the narrowly suspicious…beady-eyed and t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TT

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The main problem with “thought leaders” is that they won’t all fit into The Van.

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@munin A whole bunch of hipsters and boomers from outside the area infest all public spaces playing appalling ukulele covers of shit songs.

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REMINDER: Avoid Katoomba etc this weekend because it’s the Blue Mountains Ukulele Festival. Try somewhere else.

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@munin Nevertheless, the Shanghai Gin Snakes sounds like a great team.

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@nnwakelam Pffft! You stick to your business model, and I’ll stick to mine.

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@R_Chirgwin @rainparrot Excellent, we’re now right on the centreline of the storm warning area…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fj

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@i386 @EndRoadwork They’re a much under-appreciated food.

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dobes 2019 is good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl) twitter.com/ryanhuber/stat…

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@gths You should know by now.

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dobes You are SO CLOSE.

You’ve almost got it, but not quite twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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upulie @GuardianAus @teamswiftparrot @firstdogonmoon Dog Dog r u ok has Leunig got you fart twice for yes

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Go on, you know you want to watch it. twitter.com/_shanmoho/stat…

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@christopherneal You should see the crap that doesn’t get published.

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WeatherWatchNZ Lots of talk about tropical activity, several lows in the area, but the reality is that a number of regions that ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sp

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TylerABC57 GHOST APPLES 👻🍎

After freezing rain in Michigan, apples that hadn’t been picked got coated in ice. Many fell off..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GS

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roweafr written and unauthorised..@FinancialReview pic.twitter.com/498mFFOGE7

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Who is Frank Incredits anyway?

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hamonryen I work at the ATO in Chatswood and I’m using a computer to divert all the retirees’ franking credits into a safe sp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…op

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@P1ayerOne @ashabeeeee Two is nowhere near enough. @ashabeeeee and I used to put 30 or more cybers in a single story.

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@R_Chirgwin The @rainparrot has trouble predicting what happens in the Mountains, but I think we can take this assi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZE

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“China link possible in cyber attack on Australian Parliament computer system, ABC understands” by @StephieBorys abc.net.au/news/2019-02-0…

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Also: “Security breach strikes parliament’s IT network” by @justinrhendry itnews.com.au/news/security-…

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From earlier: “Australian government computing network reset following security ‘incident’” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/austra…

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“There is so much that is quite dreadful so here are some things that are nice” by @firstdogonmoon theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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Well this includes us, @R_Chirgwin. I’m looking forward to it. twitter.com/BOM_NSW/status…

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@jonoabroad I don’t know that I’d need it for that long.

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Where can I get one of these? Or maybe just a TEL. twitter.com/chadocl/status…

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Fascinating thread about the portrayal of race in the film “Blazing Saddles” (1974) and its societal context by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rf

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@BenMoretti @dobes Nah I think you’re over-thinking it.

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@BenMoretti @dobes Nah, it’s routine PR stuff. “I too have a generic comment on something I saw in the news and I have a product.”

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seearjay @joshgnosis @jonkudelka I’ve concluded Tim Wilson is the Alan Jones of federal parliament.

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@davispg @dobes Not a single giraffe in that whole scene!

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I’ve really getting to like this giraffe. twitter.com/iiTalW/status/…

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@dobes Mate, apparently we need to replace “machine learning” with “deep learning”. pic.twitter.com/eIyWXMIGS9

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@dobes I do so love “security industry sources” who have no knowledge of the event beyond what’s been reported. But..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0f

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And now there’s this. OK, a journo says a journo says someone suspects, and I suspect that Moon Nazis* have been st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3k

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There is so much fluff in my mouse.

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9NewsMelb Dramatic time-lapse vision of train tracks engulfed by rising floodwaters in Queensland’s north-west shows the scal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wq

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@dobes Be nice to your video editor.

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@dobes Pffft! That shit is left to the video editors, who have no budget to request better B-roll footage.

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Kate_McClymont “The only people who give a shit about the kids on Nauru are in Kooyong and Wentworth,” the political editor of The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oy

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OctopusCaveman This just happened pic.twitter.com/qhWgY6aSdL

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fullysicblog Missing! The word dweeb has not been seen since 2006. Its relatives, geek and nerd, are desperately seeking informa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wh

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edbott I mean Roger Stone and Jerome Corsi suing each other is like a basic cable version of Reservoir Dogs.

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best_in_dumbest Be the “Urge”
in “Cheeseburgers” pic.twitter.com/nspsI4lP7p

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Draft legislative program for House of Reps @AboutTheHouse for next week pmc.gov.au/sites/default/… (PDF). It has an u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P5

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eedrk Doctor: ma’am I’m afraid your son has gifted child syndrome. he will get good grades in middle school and that will..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J8

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Well, after a bit more shitposting on this web site.

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Right, let’s see if I can actually get some work done this afternoon.

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So what you’re saying is that an Australian member of parliament stole Jeff Bezos’ dick pics?

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@manaz_d @moylecroft Something something business of government as opposed to business of parliament.

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@manaz_d @moylecroft Ministers are on a separate network, yes.

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MrDenmore Get the sense that If Tim Wilson was photographed in Bourke St strangling baby kittens with his bare hands, Morriso..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Aa

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Goddammit I’m so, so sleepy again.

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@jwwitt I have always pitied the grunt-level spooks for these reasons.

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joelwerner Boomers Will Eat Themselves twitter.com/LinEvlin/statu…

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emmabaccellieri My journey from “What’s a complexifier?” to “Ah, yes, Jeff Bezos’ dick”

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emmabaccellieri We need a word for the unnerving experience of logging back on after like thirty minutes away and then having to de..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qj

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Now can we all go back to Jeff Bezos’ dick pics?

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cortney_dc If someone wanted to steal data off of a person’s phone, let’s say embarrassing photos for example, here are plenty..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rx

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Perspective: China, and everyone else, attempts intrusions into other countries’ networks every day. This one, like..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wW

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OK, so we’re going with China, apparently. “China link possible in cyber attack on Australian Parliament computer s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ct

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manaz_d JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOU’RE NOT GOING TO FIND ANYTHING THERE! pic.twitter.com/M8HztgXDWt

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While you’re at it, bring a few over here.

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@Jordonsteele Can someone please pop down to Senator @Jordonsteele’s office with a Xanax.

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Dear Senator @Jordonsteele, please stop being a goose. “Big” is when they gather up all your computers and phones a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qd

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@dobes I think I’ll join you. I’ll bring gin.

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GuardianAus Flu cases across Australia almost three times last year’s summer average trib.al/miwtK3J

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iansltx Moving 50% of servers to PHP 7 from PHP 5 would save $2.5 billion in energy costs per year, and avoid billions of k..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8J

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Enquirer Just a reminder twitter.com/Enquirer/statu…

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@stephendziedzic Thanks for getting these details out quickly, though. The speculation is already getting out of hand IMO.

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Facts are emerging. However on
point 1, they’re ALWAYS “sophisticated” attacks. It’s one of those compulsory words…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I4

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@guytaur There’s always a rumour that it’s China.

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declanf Donald Trump is actually Alf from Home and Away? twitter.com/andy_park/stat…

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@dobes I am now failing to think of a pun on “Huawei” and “my way”.

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@jodiem @michaelmeloni The age-old difference between a good show and a (commercially) successful show. I wonder wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YA

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Additional: If there’s a lack of clarity about the difference between a “security breach” and a “data breach” then..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c1

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1. No one has confirmed a “data breach”.
2. Resetting passwords is a basic first response.

By all means critique t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ym

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@dobes @jpwarren A brief search indicates that this is true.

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This is a remarkably gutsy response to what appears to be attempted extortion of Jeff Bezos by AMI, National Enquir..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cw

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“Of course I don’t want personal photos published, but I also won’t participate in their well-known practice of bla..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nL

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@formalbeer @dobes Is it an automaton, like Jacques de Vaucanson’s famous duck?

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@dobes Salties per second as a unit of volume is remarkable and @BOM_Qld must of course be congratulated.

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@dobes No one will ever be able to beat this new SI unit. twitter.com/BOM_Qld/status…

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Cptnrwrpnts For every RT, I will give you a new occupation until I get bored and forget about this tweet and instead eat cheese.

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@jonoabroad @trentyarwood You’re possibly confusing the roles of a tabloid point-of-view human interest story and a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HS

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@jonoabroad @trentyarwood How much of the internet are you filtering out?

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@WhofanRachel Just the right amount, I’d have thought.

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Ms Skenazy is at @FreeRangeKids and I’m sure she has plenty of ammunition for you to use against the interfering ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NR

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@trentyarwood Lenore Skenazy makes a great deal of sense, yet got so much flak for it. freerangekids.com/faq/ pic.twitter.com/xAdSoz6XDk

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@trentyarwood See also: Free Range Kids, “Fighting the belief that our children are in constant danger from creeps,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4O

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@trentyarwood See also: “How children lost the right to roam in four generations” (15 Jun 2007)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bk

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In which @trentyarwood expresses a sensible opinion about those bullshit surveil-your-child apps. twitter.com/trentyarwood/s…

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Fri plan, draft: Bring an end to an appallingly unproductive week by tidying up a few loose ends and mapping out ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MA

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@michaelmeloni I was broadly aware of the numbers, so it doesn’t come as a huge shock. Still annoying but.

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I suppose I should be happy that people care… pic.twitter.com/xvVod1dBlb

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Number10cat What’s happened to the Eurythmics? pic.twitter.com/BDrNyP86aP

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@jpwarren I can arrange quite a bit of thrust.

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Friday. If it’s flightless it won’t fly. Friday.

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