Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 9th, 2019

@developerjack Is that a black and orange Fleshlight on the shelf?

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@mogadeet @R_Chirgwin It’s not all THAT toxic. Except for the toxic bits.

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Dear @R_Chirgwin, “Cloning Vintage Knobs” pour vous. youtube.com/watch?v=aNBHtl…

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RealSexyCyborg Found my telepresense robot for visiting tech conferences. Just needs a pastel paint job, glitter stars and googly..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x5

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@jodiem @franksting It’s been a weird year all round.

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Oh. I should’ve been watching the other thing on SBS eh.

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@kenchengcomedy @SnarkyPlatypus Also, I know this routine is from 2015 but it is also rather quite good. youtube.com/watch?v=71gilE…

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“Ken’s Guide to Chinese New Year” by @kenchengcomedy youtube.com/watch?v=JnKG-d… Not to be watched by @SnarkyPlatypus.

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OrkneyLibrary If you’ve got a better photograph of a cat being furious while trying to appear nonchalant in the face of a lap-ste..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dx

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@franksting You’ve had a much hotter day down there.

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JustJimWillDo What were his other choices? twitter.com/arabnews/statu…

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@R_Chirgwin That sounds lovely, but yes it needs something else as companion.

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@R_Chirgwin I’d say “No”, that it should be another specialty dish.

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@wellhamsrus Maybe, maybe not, but I’m not sending you money for airfares.

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@franksting @kcarruthers There are sources of great evil in the world.

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MartinPakulaMP Some of these people are just so phenomenally dumb. Eye poppingly, colossally dense and ignorant twitter.com/thehill/status…

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I’m adding this to my must-watch list. Romance scams continue to be profitable, and the sad fact is that most targe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9i

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@chris_stevenson Politics moves fast in Australia these days.

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And to think Australia might have gotten through the weekend without anyone saying “roomy vagina”…

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joshgnosis Big issues being tackled by Australia’s commentariat. The lack of a “roomy vagina” emoji and a non-existent threat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sb

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@twcau @geofftech @allthestations I’ll live. @DavidFeng is doing something similar in China, though he’s quite insane.

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The future NSW Cabinet right here. twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…

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@GordyPls If not sooner. That cola looks lethal.

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@GordyPls Irritable bowel what’s the rest of it mean?

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TheOnion ‘Fly, My Pretties,’ Says Jeff Bezos Releasing Swarm Of Amazon Drones To Hunt Down Nude Photos..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E4

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@SnarkyPlatypus @lexiconvalley @JohnHMcWhorter [Nods] The extent of Hakka migration was mentioned, though of course..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tb

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@emilyyspinks @CptHollingworth @PointlessAU @expectproblems Sooooooo close! (Glad to see you’re taking it all in the spirit of the show.)

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@oberonsghost Now I think I might make a rail journey tomorrow.

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@oberonsghost That’ll be it then. For some reason or other, cleaner to run it via Hurstville.

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@oberonsghost So it ran Tempe to Hurstville as HT43, becoming HT34 for a run to Central. My guess is that it exited..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7d

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@oberonsghost Nothing. Empty train being moved around for some reason.

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@ElysseMorgan @russellmahoney Legend has it that when HMAS Sydney (R17) was decommissioned, the wardroom piano was treated thusly.

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@JohnBirmingham As one must do from time to time. Get the dinosaur, obviously.

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DrLindseyFitz #10 of 10 crazy things you can find in my book : a patient who had a 45-pound scrotal tumor remove..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ts

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@JohnBirmingham Where are you, JB? Are you on the loose somewhere interesting?

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@dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard It’s always a human centipede somewhere.

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puellavulnerata Technically _The Human Centipede_ was the first movie to feature a blockchain

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@lexiconvalley @JohnHMcWhorter Now discovering, via Wikipedia, that “Hakka people” in Chinese is 客家人, literally “Gu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3F

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Listening to the latest-but-one @lexiconvalley and discovering:
1. How intensifiers work in Hakka.
2…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W5

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@staticsan @gusworldau Well, a few years ago I shot “Strathfield to Central” as a phone camera test… youtube.com/watch?v=6rkC49…

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@staticsan This is a bit like @gusworldau’s railway adventures, which he claims are work.

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FredTaming [First day as pig farmer]

Me: *hosing blood off of the plow* something about this doesn’t feel right

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Yes of course I’m watching the whole thing.

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This has to be the most video ever. “London’s Newest Ghost Train: South Ruislip to West Ealing” youtube.com/watch?v=p5z8MH…

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Sat plan, draft: I’m still feeling a bit rubbish, so I think I’ll just potter around the house and see what happens..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XP

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lewellyn There’s gotta be a market for socks which look like metropolitan transit system floors. “Going to another city? Loo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dE

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AliceRHamilton Still one of my all time favorite tweets. twitter.com/damienfahey/st…

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SlenderSherbet “SUSAN”
“SUSAN”
“FUCKING DINNER” pic.twitter.com/3TuBU4fOlV

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@davispg @dobes Well there’s a pitch! I shall read this once my brain can face blockchain bullshit.

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@intelwire American families are soft, and must have an, erm, elimination problem.

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@CARROT_app Meanwhile, on America’s left-hand coast, the situation is getting serious..pic.twitter.com/8OuPVujXtiti

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Adequate weather up in the Blue Mountains, thanks to @CARROT_app, but is Sydney still there today? pic.twitter.com/RDLzyrYkyO

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Saturday. Lick your face. Saturday.

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