Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 17th, 2019

J_C_Campbell Actually Georinga has nice ringa to it. pic.twitter.com/bIPSkYBUvk

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@MJIBrown It’s that one, as far as I know from reports. I haven’t researched it myself.

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@nnwakelam Google Translate does this, for some languages anyway.

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demanrisu is adelaide the video ezy of australia twitter.com/allymcleangame…

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thinkpiecebot Do Snowflakes Really Love Artisanal Cheese?

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She could also be described as a chocolate badger, which would also be wrong. twitter.com/9NewsSyd/statu…

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@twiddlekins You’re right, that’s likely to be something else. Even, perhaps, a genuine “wrong number”.

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Yep, Latvia is another of the source countries. The scammers may or may not necessarily be in those countries thems..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cA

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@jarruzza I haven’t had many, just a handful, but yeah I hear that it’s widespread.

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Country code +386 is Slovenia, but I thinks we’ve also seen these calls from neighbouring countries.

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Congrats to @theprojecttv for running with this story. twitter.com/theprojecttv/s…

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REMINDER: If you get a call from an unrecognised number in this general range, do not call back. The scam is to cha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YQ

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As one thread, @gilbertlisak’s “extensive ethnographic field notes” on the US school shooter training for teachers..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z4

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Ciara87C So, STD twitter.com/duponline/stat…

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@twcau Look it’s a valid scenario.

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QuentinDempster ⁦”Sick joke”: ⁦@TheEconomist⁩ tells the rest of the world what’s really going in Australian politics … Stirring u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XT

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@jeamland @ApostrophePong It’s probably not the same word “pong”.

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I’ve often imagined Philip Ruddock and water sports. twitter.com/ben_hr/status/…

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Some excellent jerk bird action for @dobes. twitter.com/ABCTV/status/1…

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@erinrileyau @NewtonMark Yeah, I guess he is pretty hot. But that STILL doesn’t explain why. :P

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simongerman600 Why not? Here is a map of Hong Kong carved into a roll of duct tape. Source: buff.ly/2X4MTAl pic.twitter.com/ApPpewb3z5

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ICYMI Friday: “Duelling ghosts battle over encryption laws in a dying Parliament” zdnet.com/article/duelli… If you ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mO

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TProphet After 4 people being catfished to my apartment and being woken up 3 times, I guess it’s time to put up a sign. At l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JT

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@nehadk @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah nah. Maybe he’d be OK for The Medium Place. Did that appear in series one? (That shouldn’t be a spoiler.)

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@SnarkyPlatypus Excellent. I should have realise that from the mention of the reset button.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Have you thought of committing fraud instead of being a victim of fraud?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yep, a quest / moral redemption narrative, for almost everyone, and some nice long-arc twists at th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xY

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FXMC1957 17 February 1972. Sales of the iconic German Volkswagen Beetle exceed those of the Ford Model-T for the first time. pic.twitter.com/Iq0UO9wGjA

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@jtwyman I was impressed with some corellas’ approach to plane tree seeds in Belmore Park. One of the bigger males..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zn

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They’re also smart, not “lazy” as this tweet would have it. twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/…

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OK, so that Gang-Gang Cockatoo in the photo is from 2012, but here’s some recent photos from the Blue Mountains. twitter.com/theleast/statu…

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 455: A gang-gang to start the year properly” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/45… Covers 11–17 Februtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…jEhf

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@DavidFeng The UK is not a sane place right now. Nor is Australia.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Do let me know how you go. I’ve always thought Jason Mendoza was the weakest of the characters, eve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O9

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@SnarkyPlatypus Have you been watching them all in between?

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SpyTalker pokes the dragon. twitter.com/alex_vuving/st…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Helen Bidou is such a wonderful character.

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Sun plan, remainder: Having napped longer than expected, I’ll reverse the order of play. Map out the week ahead; We..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bA

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natecochrane How can someone who tries to project an image of the strong man be existentially afraid of everything? pic.twitter.com/wsh7PuVLLY

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@SnarkyPlatypus Some people do have trouble with these complexities, and with the complexities of the rather barbed humour here.

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@SnarkyPlatypus One of the local indigenous barmen has a new excuse for delivering the wrong drink to a customer: “..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wC

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burgotastic Tell me more about this Chris Bowen therapy pic.twitter.com/qfIv3Nwchi

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SwiftOnSecurity What color would flamingos be if they ate people

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@natecochrane Ah yes, the fair reporting conventions for court proceedings can be quite frustrating, but then frust..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4W

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Where’s the rest of the snake? twitter.com/techoglot/stat…

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OK, additional to my brief rant, this thread is an excellent explainer of truth and criminal courts. Useful to know..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PQ

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stonecold2050 The art of selling fear, Trump and the republicans. pic.twitter.com/3GqnGZgHdT

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libbycwatson i really love the “horny conservatives angry at AOC for having a boyfriend” genre twitter.com/ltthompso/stat…

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Texas sheriffs have been saying this sort of thing for some time. twitter.com/sfmnemonic/sta…

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Can’t we just get this over and done with? pic.twitter.com/jBAJJhVv0A

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NuclearAnthro A) sex on the first date (or without a date) IS totally acceptable.

B) i don’t need no anthropomorphic peanut’s p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2i

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MattDoyle76 was bound to happen pic.twitter.com/c5F2gf8fVQ

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ta. Not that it makes any difference for me. It’s a bit like Christmas, something that you really just do for the children.

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edbott “OK, everyone look at the camera!” pic.twitter.com/JB68ELFx31

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Sun plan: Slow and lazy start; write a first draft for @zdnetaustralia to save having to rush tomorrow; map out the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kE

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@YoungMasterPaul OK, so for those of you who don’t find the connection an obvious one, watch and listen. youtube.com/watch?v=5brqK2…

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So this is indeed remarkable, and I draw it to the attention of @YoungMasterPaul because, well, because obviously. twitter.com/DavidCampbell7…

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gobackineurope Brexit food standards explained pic.twitter.com/zPWJ8hioep

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alexbrucesmith I…. I just wanted a snack pic.twitter.com/gWektgQwqL

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@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Long, complex lucid dreams are a side-effect of my meds, so I use these tricks to co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QC

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@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus An easy one for me is to run my fingers through my hair. I have a #2 crewcut, but in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…di

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@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah, if you’re in a lucid dream and want to confirm that.

1. Look at some incident..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n3

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@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus I think it’s still in the dream. I tried both tricks for checking to see whether I w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qG

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@SnarkyPlatypus Shall I tell you about the unusual toilet?

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@SnarkyPlatypus The problem was that no matter how much tzatziki I wiped off, there was always more. And I was also..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tV

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@bgosford I’ve been meaning to do that. I’ve also been meaning to get back to leaving seed for the rosellas, but th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6a

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@noreasonspec Sadly they haven’t warmed up enough yet, and the bird is very perky and is picking them out of the leaf litter with ease.

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Though there was that bit when someone spilled about a litre of tzatziki onto my crotch.

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This is a much better dream than mine. twitter.com/rmccue/status/…

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And another. It’s 2-nil against the skinks now, and I suspect things will only get worse for them from here on.

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I can’t get a photo, alas, but outside right now a grey shrike-thrush has popped down from a shrub to grab a small..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Or

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NUS_LGBT shut up darren twitter.com/tpointuk/statu…

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anamariecox If you missed Trump’s speech (“speech”?) declaring the national emergency (“national emergency”?), The Atlantic has..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KQ

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Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus, re what you were saying the other day. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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@jonoabroad It doesn’t relate to a criminal charge, but it can be a fairly held opinion, so you might want to attri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lG

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NewtonMark Has anyone told @GladysB about this? twitter.com/DannyDutch/sta…

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Also something something Australia’s tough defamation laws.

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So… You can’t call anyone a thief yet but you can call them a cunt.

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I know it grates when an incident isn’t headlined as a murder or rape when it “obviously” is, but you don’t get to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fT

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This is sort of a hot button for me, because folks seem to be baying for the news media to dump the basic rules of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sd

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(If the story says there’s been a trial and someone has been found guilty, then “theft” away. Otherwise the closest..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZH

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And because it’s a crime, that’s precisely why a headline can’t say that’s what happened until a court says that’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VX

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Sunday. Terracotta is likely. Carry a trowel. Sunday.

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Frankie Boyle: “How do you get a lassie from Dundee pregnant? Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work.”

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@frankieboyle 12yo Scotch + old @frankieboyle videos = where I am now.

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In a later episode, “Ricky Martin was so deep in the closet he was bumming Mr Tumnus in Narnia.”

So very wrong,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g2

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@gattaca Remind me again why we need self-lacing shoes?

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seanehewitt Joni Mitchell and David Hockney holding hands! (13 Feb 2019) pic.twitter.com/rifSr6R7iQ

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