Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 20th, 2019

Is Britain still a thing?

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Wow, people are still doing memes.

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simonk_133 I regret to inform you that the centre for towns has declared war on the centre for cities pic.twitter.com/P3KBVXxQUh

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@JustJimWillDo I’m amused that’s come round in the mainstream news today. @NewtonMark and I and others were talking about it last night.

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AnicaPadilla “You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning” - anonymous producer
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JoeyABC17 Protip: If you’re trying to prank the newsroom and have us announce that your school is closed because of the weath..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t1

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stilgherrian Dunno who this guy is, but ripping off Neal Stephenson is a bit fuckin’ rich. twitter.com/GreatDismal/st…

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So this site at thispersondoesnotexist.com generates endless faces of non-existent people using AI and well this is wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ws

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@keranm @developerjack @dobes Except that “only” is making a judgement about it, whereas “more than 2.5M” is a stat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ul

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This is an excellent thing. “How I Created a Fake Dog Park in SF” thebolditalic.com/how-i-created-…

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@wingfield @getkrackinshow That may have sounded dismissive, sorry. But satire is tricky. This works for me, but ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eu

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@wingfield @getkrackinshow I’m sure you’re not the only one, but not everyone enjoys everything and I’m fine with that.

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@getkrackinshow So in the last hour @ABCTV has had TWO programs which have proposed putting a clove of garlic in yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wF

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@getkrackinshow “These are gorgeous leafy greens but they’re irrelevant to me because I need codeine.”

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@ScottFitzG @jonkudelka I’d like to not be involved in an argument about this.

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jonkudelka The correct way of spelling Australia’s favourite pub dish is “parmi”. As this is currently a free country, you are..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fk

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@JustJimWillDo This looks like @SnarkyPlatypus content. Does it have Mr Wong’s Authentic Malaysian Duck Pizza?

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mondomascots Octopus delivery pic.twitter.com/c5d3Q9Q3BY

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beneltham Caught the tram down to Fitzroy tonight. Naturally, I called up the CEO of Metro Trams and got him to book my Myki. That’s just how I roll

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@expectproblems @KatyMontgomerie Ah OK, and I have a serious phobia about snakes to we’re kind of not well matched here.

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@SnarkyPlatypus There must be some way to do it part-time and remotely.

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“Government IT projects failing as DTA’s phone calls go unanswered” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/govern…

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“Huawei could still be in play for 5G in New Zealand and United Kingdom” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/huawei…

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“More than 2.5 million Australians have opted out of My Health Record” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/more-t…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Putting aside the sugar daddy issue for the moment, you would really enjoy international relations and the like.

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trentyarwood Cairns be like: “there’s a cyclone just off Fitzroy - better go to Dans and buy an extra slab”

Brisbane be like “t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DZ

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So tonight’s @getkrackinshow looks like it’s about disability, so that should end well.

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paulkidd Tired: Parakeelia
Wired: HelloWorld

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So, folks, you know how everything in Australia is dangerous? Watch this. twitter.com/jstorycarter/s…

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JohnSafran When David Icke toured Australia he briefed my Triple J producer that he didn’t want me bringing up the lizards. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ny

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@annie_parker @joannejacobs @PointlessAU HAHAHAHA I HAVE JUST SEEN THE MOMENT AND IT IS WONDERFUL.

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@pblakez Sigh. These are basic things.

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chaser “We don’t need an ICAC” says government embroiled in 5 separate corruption scandals this week..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KG

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It’s nice that people are liking it, but they really need to retweet it.

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oberonsghost Ooooh, Cunard’s Queen Elizabeth’s in port…. pic.twitter.com/E3vUE26g7C

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JustJimWillDo Some people, when they discover something gone nasty in their fridge, might be reaching for the bin or the barf bag..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gD

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@ScottRhodie I haven’t read @GreatDismal’s more recent books, but that’s about my lack of time to enjoy book-length..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bQ

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@ScottRhodie Huh? The guy who made the guitars?

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Done. I’m sure this will not end well.

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Dunno who this guy is, but ripping off Neal Stephenson is a bit fuckin’ rich. twitter.com/GreatDismal/st…

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Fuck it. I’m going to do it.

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I so want to do some trolling withg that Gibson tweet, but I’m not sure I want to deal with the grief I’d get from idiot fans.

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GreatDismal Sparrows above Rome were the color of black and white television, tuned to a dead channel. twitter.com/41Strange/stat…

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Listening to @steve_vladeck getting VERY SHOUTY INDEED on the latest @NSLpodcast, “This National Emergency Podcast..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gu

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@philkernick I’ve already quite SO many things, Phil.

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@Kxyne There is that, yes, though there haven’t be a lot of signs of being well briefed. We shall see.

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@pingudownunder @CARROT_app It certainly looks that way. Sadly, I missed a couple days for the Ultra Streaker achie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6c

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@oliyoung @annie_parker Yes, this is now THREE people who’ve made sure to tell me about the FALCON SEX HATS. My per..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XG

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@davpope It is indeed. They weave gold from straw!

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ah yes, I forgot that you’re high-grade mosquito bait.

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@SnarkyPlatypus What’s the “tropical strength” thing?

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@annie_parker @joannejacobs I’m not actually a Doctor Who fan, but I am a @PointlessAU fan. As they know.

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Meanwhile, in October 2017 I wrote this. It has aged well. Pleased. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@nnwakelam @jonoabroad Ideally, yes, though most animal noises get me turned on.

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@DrParnassus I have literally no idea what’s going on.

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Yep, schadenfreude is a powerful drug. ;) twitter.com/nnwakelam/stat…

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Bugger. I’ve missed the start of @PointlessAU. Good thing it’ll be on Tenplay soon enough.

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Back at @bunjaree, which is also shrouded in the mists.

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No, it’s the mist. The Carrington Hotel has all but disappeared. pic.twitter.com/C8c49C9N6F

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@CptHollingworth It’s making and more sense. I’m going to have an “If I ran the ABC…” segment on my next podcast…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sq

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Wed plan, remainder: Shopping, Katoomba (very shortly); quiet evening, with comedy and complaining.

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erstkate There are lot of differet things that rhyme with chum bucket anyway.

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OK, so now I really do need a large drink. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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Despite a few instances of memory loss, most notably when being questioned by ICAC, Sinodinos is one of the few who..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ve

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Mind you, if there IS a Vaseline Goblin, this town is where it’d be.

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erstkate At least give me keywords. Is it Morrison and chum?

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erstkate On the one hand, David Icke is a delusional doughnut with pink sprinkles who thinks reptilian aliens rule the plane..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yY

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Either a heavy mist is descending over Katoomba, or I’ve got rapid-onset glaucoma.

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@R_Chirgwin You’re not the first to suggest something along those lines.

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@erstkate OK, I would like to not be in this conversation now.

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boonerang Photo of a Porg awkwardly trying to get the last bit of meat from a crab claw. pic.twitter.com/HrRAeEyK4B

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Actually “PM Zinger and the Eternal Backdown” is a FANTASTIC band name. twitter.com/dobes/status/1…

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@erstkate Do I have to do all the work here?

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@alexkidman Nevertheless, I would still like to see it.

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ozAntinnippon What’s your language level? pic.twitter.com/GwEHKdmOJl

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I’d like to see Scott Morrison’s chum bucket.

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MichaelFieldNZ My 2017 expose into this Vanuatu slave boat … and remember, the Indonesian slaves on the boat have been jailed in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nD

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@tacticalmaid There’s also something about Morrison saying Labor was “digging into the chum bucket”, and there’s a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iu

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@jpwarren @ssharwood @CRN_au What is “hyperscale”? Is it webscale x cloudscale?

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KKeneally I don’t know Mr Breguet, but I am impressed that this young man has a better handle on cash refunds for franking cr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fB

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ALL THE LIZARDS.

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@DavidFeng It’s not going to happen, David. It just isn’t.

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“Could high-speed rail be on the agenda this election?” crikey.com.au/2019/02/20/hig… Dear God, give me strength!

@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78

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anythingbutfifi Great job going in Sydney media: @SBSFood is on the lookout for an editor. careers.sbs.com.au/job-details/qu…

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SethMacFarlane Favorite headline of the week pic.twitter.com/PxOlZdqjZY

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@cxi Mate, it’s ALL weird.

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@davispg @scott_thewspot My GP’s practice has the checkbox pre-ticked to prevent a record being created.

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@riskybusiness On a related note, the EMERGENCY alert from Sydney’s central station as a ringtone. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@jpwarren @lewellyn Well we could measure that against the project’s KPIs. Oh wait.

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@lewellyn @jpwarren Certainly part of the BDM™ was going to be future medical research, and access to the data, but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fp

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@lewellyn That’s a good question. If only we had some sort of actual model instead of hand-waving about how Big Dat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eo

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I hope some of this oral history has been recorded. twitter.com/GraemeLane/sta…

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@NewtonMark @liamvhogan @egadheg I was at @abcadelaide while those things were happening. Ah, happy days!

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Watch the government spin this into “Yeah 90% adoption is what we were thinking” when they seem to have made that u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zs

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Well indeed. “Colourful character”, we’d call him today. twitter.com/ajdlinux/statu…

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@expectproblems Now that you mention it, I think this happened to me too. Some of this is starting to seem familiar. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_O%27…

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@shermozle That’s true, though the High Court, what would they know? ;)

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@jonoabroad True. That said, we don’t actually know how Mozart died, exactly.

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I have also just been advised that King O’Malley was also very likely born in the US, though he claimed he was Cana..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dd

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Hah! The things you discover. I think I’ll have to read more about him then! (For those playing at home, King O’Mal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xv

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Oh. I always thought that King O’Malley was just a made-up pub name. Apparently he was Minister for Home Affairs. twitter.com/naagovau/statu…

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@jonoabroad I’d give them to 35, same as Mozart.

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How Canada managed to get along without Morrissey will surely remain one of 21st century history’s greatest mysteries.

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Morrissey, “ultimately of no use and helped no one”. Well, something like that anyway. twitter.com/dfriend/status…

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@BenMoretti That’s more British English though.

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I see that The Ooooooooolmann has opined today, as expected.

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NewtonMark Woolworths reports “subdued customer demand” across all of its businesses in Q2.

Woolworths sells… food.

They’vetwitter.com/i/web/status/1…iQIh

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@t_mu True enough. And I’m trying to cut down. Maybe I should just cut down on watching the sausages being made.

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An impressive witness, this Michaelia Cash. twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…

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SenatorDoug We can add “certified transcript” to the long list of weasel words @SenatorCash relies on to avoid answering questions.

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AlexDruuuce party time I guess pic.twitter.com/SxJzyvukX1

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Maybe I should just settle down with a drink and enjoy the carnivale. twitter.com/EwinHannan/sta…

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SatPaper Schwartz Media is seeking applications for a production editor to join The Saturday Paper team in Melbourne. Apply..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NG

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TheKouk Helloworld share price down 10.5% - amazing the reaction when some dodgy dealings are uncovered

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@DarkMatterzine A lot have improved in just the last few years, but there’s also a lot still to be done.

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@SnarkyPlatypus But we were drinking with one the other day! (OK, so he’s a local.)

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So @sportsbetcomau is running a book on Goonregatta 2019 this Saturday. sportsbet.com.au/betting/novelt…

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@dobes @oliyoung But after the ShortenSlide comes the Pennygeddon! (Don’t @ me.)

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@DDsD I have two, but one of them isn’t very good.

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Oh good, that’s my cashflows sorted. pic.twitter.com/eGN7OGZHhl

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marquelawyers An interesting case study of how much harder it is becoming for men to keep being blithely sexist without consequen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UK

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mikaylasburns The Democrat-Reporter back at it again with things you’d never thought you’d see published anymore. pic.twitter.com/i5b7gKD1SC

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@jpwarren If there were a pentesting company, they could make their business name a SQL injection attack.

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OK, it’s not a separate token, but there ain’t many languages that let you put a ‘#” in an identifier.*

[Awaits de..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9e

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What sort of idiot tech company would put a reserved character in their business name? twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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glengyron Four. This company got a huge government contract. It’s the most low rent corruption imaginable. twitter.com/paulbongiorno/…

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@DarkMatterzine Multi-level stations and bus interchanges etc are inevitable these days, and accessibility has been..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wi

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dobes HELLO!!! twitter.com/PaulBongiorno/…

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stilgherrian To repeat, in late 2016 there was a “senior minister” in the Turnbull government who didn’t understand how percenta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cI

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@DarkMatterzine That’s a valid objection. Sydney Trains has been VERY slow to provide proper accessibility at all s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W1

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@DarkMatterzine What? There’s an entire new line being built, and there’s increased capacity, but these arsehats ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wb

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@BenMoretti It’s a word that should not be allowed to die.

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@AngryWagtails @bunjaree Indeed, as we surmised two tweets later. :) You’ve got to be quick! twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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As I’ve said several times before, the NSW Greens are about as useful as a fishnet franger. But this is a whole new..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g6

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NewtonMark The stations aren’t going anywhere, they’ll just be serviced by different lines. JFC, be better than this, pls, it’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…me

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@SnarkyPlatypus @naagovau @StateRecordsSA If not, I might do a Pozible campaign to pay @naagovau to do so.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @naagovau All the raw submissions and transcripts are at @StateRecordsSA, of course. A whole bunch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ia

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@SnarkyPlatypus As I suspected, @naagovau hasn’t digitised it yet, so unless the South Australian government has, I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RF

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@SnarkyPlatypus Indeed. Apparently there’s a new biography coming out later this year.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Set up by… tada! Don Dunstan. It reported after he’d retired due to illness, though, and the new..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V8

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To quote South Australia’s Royal Commission into the Non-Medical Use of Drugs from late last century, “This leaves..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eu

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@drzax For sure. Having been a freelancer for a long time now, the daily rituals become important.

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@drzax “Fun”? Well, I find it useful because it helps me focus on what I really want/need to achieve that day. (Tod..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ex

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stilgherrian REMINDER: Are you a NSW resident? Get yourself a FREE library card from @statelibrarynsw and get FREE online access..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K4

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Wed plan, draft: Fried rice; data wrangling; triage inbox; check notes; story pitches; confirm some schedule things..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yU

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jpwarren “Blockchains are particularly attractive to thieves because fraudulent transactions can’t be reversed as they often..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DQ

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AusElectoralCom The AEC welcomes this announcement by Twitter and all moves by digital platforms to increase the transparency of el..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A9

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Congratulations to @joshgnosis for scoring what’s bound to be a fascinating new job. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@JMRooker @roweafr Well this is our world now and we must embrace it.

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Suddenly remembering the episode of @PointlessAU when the question was about big cats and @_AndrewRochford asked..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…el

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Beaker Capers.

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On the other hand, @roweafr should not be allowed to draw cartoons like this one. Right, America? pic.twitter.com/rt7CgB3Hnh

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@SnarkyPlatypus @LexPlans That first bit I knew. But that’s all I know.

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@dobes @bigbadave @upulie @roweafr I don’t think we’ve seen the end of it either. There’s enough metaphors in it to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wn

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liamvhogan ten points for the title 🌊🌊🌊💉💉💉 twitter.com/linzcom/status…

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My attention has been drawn to the fact that it’s Wednesday. I’ll try doing this all again after a coffee, twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@LexPlans I’m not familiar with either the book of the current TV series. Should I be concerned?

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Did you watch, this @SnarkyPlatypus? It deserves a detailed semiotic analysis. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Also interesting will be whether the massive rise of overseas students has changed things. I know I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Li

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m really looking forward to this to see how things have changed, whether the framing of “gay Asia..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Op

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@SnarkyPlatypus As I’m sure I’ve said before, there’s been some fascinating sociology out of this UNSW unit, Macqua..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vj

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dawnstarau “Yo dawg I heard you like browsers so now you can browse a browser inside your browser’ twitter.com/TheRegister/st…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jxeeno That’s not a euphemism for anything, it’s just about your shared joy of a new Aldi store.

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Tue plan, rough sketch: Today should involve data wrangling, shopping in Katoomba, reading, connecting the dots bet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YF

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Right, let see what sort of day we can get out of this, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/zhYbxogRUR

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Wednesday. Wrap in grease-proof paper and refrigerate. Wednesday.

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jonkudelka I feel the hallmark of Bill Shorten’s prime ministership is going to be solidly delivering on disappointment, as di..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1p

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The Two Ronnies really were rather good. Here’s their “Dr Death” sketch. The timing! youtube.com/watch?v=PZxax-…

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zackwhittaker Hahah. Yes there was. We took screenshots! tcrn.ch/2SaBv2n twitter.com/IndianOilcl/st…

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maxseddon Russia’s parliament has banned soldiers from posting about themselves on social media. Only took them four and a ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1v

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@LapTop006 I’m not even looking at that because all food taxonomies are wrong.

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newballsplease Sure, when opossums do it it’s a miracle of nature but when I do it it’s ‘not a healthy way to deal with anxiety’. twitter.com/41Strange/stat…

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@PeteLawler There is no such thing as a whisky spoon. Though, as it happens, there is an absinthe spoon.

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NeerajKA Please support my independent journalism as I continue to investigate and report on the hollow earth (not a grift)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eJ

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Whisky is a liquid.
Blood is a liquid.
Ergo, blood is whisky. twitter.com/nehadk/status/…

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GlennF The ongoing horror of economic devastation in Seattle due to livable minimum wage pic.twitter.com/u3vuNeG8zl

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Hmmm. 12.17am. Soup? Or just more whisky?

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@jplonie @dobes @jasminchill I haven’t. I don’t think it would work. I have my mother’s head, not my father’s. Mostly.

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@petstarr @_youhadonejob1 Probably. As I’ve said many times before, “Dull literalism will be the death of our species.’

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So, reviewing my tweets tonight: A dodgy EU boy band, Australian politics, military reporting nostalgia, self-promo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1A

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_youhadonejob1 You had one job. pic.twitter.com/b72jp8CmLi

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quaedvliegs “My ministers have fully cooperated by providing written statements stating they won’t provide statements about any..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CV

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@jeffsonstein As a matter of policy, I cannot confirm or deny.

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@petstarr Yeah I’m thinking she’s been added in through the magic of CGI.

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No you seriously have to WATCH THIS all the way through, and then watch it again. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Meanwhile, “The Breunion Boys are the European boyband on a mission to win back the United Kingdom.”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Go

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