Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 2019

trinajpl Benifits of decluttering: finding treasure. An article from the LA Times about Oleg Cassini’s lawyers calling up J..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZR

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Well this is an interesting bit of logic. twitter.com/Paul_Karp/stat…

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“Rees-Mogg looks like he owns the lab that Gove escaped from.” —@frankieboylee in the new “New World Order”youtube.com/watch?v=rLp6Pp…r

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sfchronicle A sword-wielding assailant wearing a red “Make America Great Again” hat slashed a man in the hand during an alterca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lA

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I see that the Rock of Concern at Glenbrook is still keeping the railway closed between Penrith and Springwood. So..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vK

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So, it was a “pole to pole” project without Antarctica? How does that work, exactly? twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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@NewtonMark @bgosford Exactly. And a salad roll is a perfectly good thing.

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Some useful graffiti spotted at the Lansdowne Hotel in Chippendale, Sydney, the other day. pic.twitter.com/uQGzNSLQI3

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exador23 This is what happens when you just heard about William S. Burroughs’ cut-up technique, and are excited to try it,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ff

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broady Step 1. Lay people off
Step 2. Go on vacation
Step 3. Post inane, tone-deaf tweets twitter.com/seldo/status/1…

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@nschultz Yes, more work would be required on that sentence, but some Plain English would be an advantage.

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What the fuck is a “quantum commitment”? The phrase “specific amount” would do just fine. twitter.com/abchobart/stat…

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@bgosford @NewtonMark The entire concept baffles me. If it’s a “burger” without meat then surely it’s just a bread..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2Z

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Jassicrea Ancient piece of BBC studio equipment suddenly relevant @BBCRadioDrama @BBCRadio4 pic.twitter.com/YnAAYumQCi

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@ShellCanning @DamienCWalker I don’t mind them, but they certainly wouldn’t be my first choice.

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I’m not entirely sure why these last two Weekly Wraps have included pictures of food, but I guess it’s better than trains.

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 461: Cybers, data, ethics, roast lamb” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/46… Covers 25–31 March, withtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…sWIU

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getkrackinshow DO NOT FUCK US OVER.
Vote in this year’s TV WEEK Logie Awards for a Kate for ‘Most Popular Actress’ and Get Krack!n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wG

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arizclint Harder to track elected officials … twitter.com/NBChristinaGin…

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Popehat The line between “clickbait pundit” and “unwell person we probably should not be encouraging” is perforated.

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monadoboii oh god oh fuck pic.twitter.com/JmrilYLl3n

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DamienCWalker We are at war with Sweden now pic.twitter.com/8gqgIqMyEi

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simongerman600 This one is for all the disappointed Kiwis out there. This map featuring two New Zealand’s should make up for all t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oe

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SwiftOnSecurity I’m telling you, Ops people: IT Security needs your skillset. Security people don’t know the dirty terrible things..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mP

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@franksting @dobes @rohan_p @moylecroft I’m working under the assumption I’ll be invited again this year.

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YesSirHumphrey Politicians like to panic. They need activity. It’s their substitute for achievement.

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@NewtonMark Vegans contain more calories than you might think. I would never eat one.

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@franksting @dobes @rohan_p @moylecroft If I get invited to be on the speed debate panel again this year, I’ll work it in somehow.

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I have finally unbroken most of the things. At least as far as that website, anyway.

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paulwiggins OMG. I hope he doesn’t;t twig to our secret tunnels to Antarctica. twitter.com/RayGuzman1/sta…

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Hey @dobes, I have been issued a challenge, though perhaps @rohan_p might want to have a go too. twitter.com/moylecroft/sta…

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I am so not in the mood for this.

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furtiso Economics is astrology for straight white men

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americanbeetles getting the house ready for a visiting friend, making sure all the hunstmen are in aesthetically pleasing arrangeme..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ss

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DmitryOpines This unfortunately means the UK will now have to participate in the Pornhub Parliamentary Elections. twitter.com/SkyNews/status…

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@franksting @garthk @jeamland @CARROT_app Mate. Careful. That’ll trigger some sort of revenge.

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@twiddlekins They really haven’t though this through.

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markhumphries Pointless will not be continuing but you can show it some love in the Entertainment category of The Logies. Here’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qa

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LOLGOP Before Fox, you actually had to drive to a Klan rally twitter.com/mediaite/statu…

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@billplein A lot of stuff from those generic photos—without-context accounts is dodgy. I wouldn’t be surprised to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ER

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This is the most wonderful thing. twitter.com/TheFestiveOwl/…

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Sun plan, draft: Continue being slothful; a few chores; a few systems tweaks; Weekly Wrap.

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@soundscaper Yes, @CARROT_app approaches the world in the right kind of way.

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So I’m liking the antlers, but where do you get a drink? twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/…

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Sleeping in seems to have been a good plan. pic.twitter.com/gPul1TtzY7

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Sunday. Maybe the plants are plants. Sunday.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng The way David describes it, it sounds like some weird English public school punishment regime.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Speaking of which, have you watched the last “Get Krack!n” yet?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng And it has a rounded end for more comfortable insertion.

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@DavidFeng FFS DAVID WILL YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR MEDICATION.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Correct. I’ve just watched the second part. God these people are idiots.

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SafirAustralia If you are an Australian in Lebanon and interested in being invited to Embassy events, please send your contact det..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nC

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@SnarkyPlatypus That’s some NRA-related event they were at in the US. The Place Where There Are Antlers is in Sydney.

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Hahaha that bar the One Nation guys are drinking at in DC, as seen in the Al Jazeera programs, is a fuckin’ hole.

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It’s true. @NewtonMark does this. And it’s a fine thing. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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indy100 Angry man tries to mansplain labias to female writer. Yes, really indy100.com/article/man-fa…

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johnb78 Congratulations to Kentucky, whose new bestiality law makes farming illegal pic.twitter.com/0wVnUzme9E

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Eating salad. Like a woman sitting by herself who’s about to break out in laughter.

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@glengyron Well that just goes to show how wacky and unpredictable I can be.

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This week’s @JonathanPieNews: “Theresa May: An Obituary” youtube.com/watch?v=cEyTLR…

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rgcooke I’ve long believed that Australian conservatives find renewable energy more viscerally repulsive than racial hatred..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E8

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@erkpod Good thing you’re weren’t on the Blue Mountains run. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@IndelibleFink I saw that earlier. I’m glad they pointed it out. Given AP copy is run in so many US news outlets, m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wt

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@paulwallbank Well that’s both of them accounted for then!

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About fucking time. (But that said, the AP Stylebook is not God.) twitter.com/Poynter/status…

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@dobes Well I can’t be across ALL the jerkbird action all the time.

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MikeHudema This airline is going 100% electric. Harbour Air to become the world’s first airline with electric-only aircraft:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1r

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ashk4n TURTLES
ALL
THE
WAY
DOWN

cnbc.com/2019/03/22/maj… pic.twitter.com/EkJS94IWdk

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@purserj @jonoabroad Hmmm. How can I put this? Let me see… How about “Fuck off”?

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snurbbotinfo Australian politics. I’m genuinely sorry.

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I may have misjudged the “I don’t need a jacket” situation. pic.twitter.com/GG6cEHBJk6

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@noreasonspec I’m usually no slouch when it comes to ensuring good order in the quiet carriages.

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aphyr At a half gram wafer, once a week, 1.4 billion Catholics consume roughly 1200 Jesuses per day

Someone who’s good a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mf

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@noreasonspec I’ve been glaring at them and they seem to have settled down.

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@gnoll110 I haven’t paid any attention to the day’s news yet. I’ll need a drink first.

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Excellent. The group of three boomers who saw that it was a quiet carriage but kept babbling anyway have just disco..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xH

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And… we’re on the move. I’m now scheduled to arrive at Wentworth Falls at 1712, so that’s 1 hour 57 minutes later ttwitter.com/i/web/status/1…r1vn

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Waiting on a ready to depart Springwood, though that won’t happen for another 14 minutes. pic.twitter.com/VnqK1RzJR9

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@twcau Someone managed to get their PR act working, I guess.

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@stevebwriter That’s a normal Sydney commuter train.

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Pausing at Glenbrook while the bus driver and the marshall discuss options with these cyclists. The bus doesn’t hav..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b0

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@SnarkyPlatypus You can also conceal their corpse and keep claiming benefits.

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Wending our way through the back streets of Lapstone and Glenbrook.

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pjf [SurprisedPikachu.gif] twitter.com/a2_4am/status/…

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MichaelGalanin It happens quite often that astronauts get stuck midair in the Kibo ISS module…
Credit: NASA pic.twitter.com/rtJ7kGhHLR

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@JasonNg88 They managed to get on the express to Springwood, mostly. I was faffing about retrieving my bag.

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@bastardsheep Yeah that looks like something to be concerned about. Thanks, I’d forgotten to check their tweets.

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@ChrissieM Thanks. It’s mostly a mix of old women who’ve been to see a show and bogan kids bragging to each other a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uo

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The express bus to Springwood filled up, so I’m on an all-stations bus. Standing room only before departing Penrith. pic.twitter.com/6jmbVYjdxW

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@ChrissieM I’ve joined the far queue, and indeed I’m already on a bus that’s about to depart.

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@nocache Thank you, I appreciate your support.

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@Davelennonabc Hah! Sadly it only contains my dirty socks and underwear and such.

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I hope you’re all finding this as exciting as I am.

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Meanwhile I’ve organised with the rail staff to grab my bag from the train when it passes through on its way back t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O9

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I was distracted by an old bloke effing and blinding about the NSW government being a pack of cunts who couldn’t or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j7

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So guess who has two thumbs and has just realised he left a bag on the .

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The queue is forming. Also, “five minutes” was optimistic. pic.twitter.com/D9fww8XOjp

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A rock slide at Glenbrook about 20 minutes ago. Buses will start arriving at Penrith in 5. Good work, @TrainLinkWest.

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Aha. Emergency works at Glenbrook. Buses replace trains between Penrith and Springwood. pic.twitter.com/yzlw5bcMWm

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At Penrith, we’ve just been told we’re terminating at Emu Plains and replacement buses are on the way. Cause as yet unnotified.

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So @PaulBongiorno reckons it might well be an 11 May election, per @SatPaper. Attn: @DrRhysPockett @johnb78 as disc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7d

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@erkpod Yeah it’s been trackwork or taxi failures. The one hour wait is indeed odd.

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@JamesHMcLaren It’s definitely a black and gold train.

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briankrebs Tyler Barriss, the 26-year-old California man responsible for a 2017 “swatting” hoax that turned deadly, got senten..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NU

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@erkpod And what a lovely day for it! Sadly I can afford a day out this weekend.

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Today’s @SatPaper front page photo is worrying.

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Sat plan, confirmed: Radio spot (done); pho; train to Wentworth Falls; deal with that SSL task that I’ve been conve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pU

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jonkudelka Just A Tick in today’s @themercurycomau pic.twitter.com/h0nz6ldN1o

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holdmyale Hold my beer while I hit this gas filled ball. pic.twitter.com/TUWbsw8EZd

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@skwashd Yeah part of me is all for this particular one.

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@SnarkyPlatypus So in a way, he was case in the same mould as all the others! [Bows]

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@John_Hanna @abcperth I still have the nagging feeling that it’s a smart device for the sake of having a smart devi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nJ

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NewtonMark Only after the boomers are dead. twitter.com/unionsaustrali…

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@abcperth Here’s more about that Steora smart bench, “the future of smart cities”. It’s Swedish. include.eu/steora//

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@zackster @zdnetaustralia I just want the highly targeted bits.

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@Andrew_Zammit @zdnetaustralia Thanks. It’s all down to @MikePBurgess declassifying those little snippets, of cours..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u1

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I will be opining about this on @abcperth: “Smart bench keeping Mullaloo park users connected”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dz

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “Australian cyber spooks hacked Islamic State comms before major battle” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “Data science, ethics, and the ‘massive scumbags’ problem” zdnet.com/article/data-s…

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Sat plan, draft: 1035 radio spot; train to Wentworth Falls, eventually; otherwise just quiet pottering and Saturday laziness.

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Saturday. A small wooden boat is on fire. Saturday.

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SezClom The Catholics are taking canonisation a bit far now… pic.twitter.com/8TvTtLk4H6

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@andrewdotnich A reasonable theory, and yet we are still in this place.

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Eddie McGuire in Eddie McGuire being a cunt shock. (Why is this man even a thing any more? Or ever?)

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SGBRocks73 Who doesn’t love a silhouette @fighterpics @StephenGale201 pic.twitter.com/ZY0W1YiWZA

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brexitcountdow1 Brexit is 348 hours away.

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erstkate Who hasn’t cleaned their balls to find glittery bits? twitter.com/OrkneyLibrary/…

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Data science, ethics, and the ‘massive scumbags’ problem” zd.net/2JJYdiG

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “AI improves CommBank’s customer engagement up to 400 percent” zd.net/2JOoTif

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thisboyuan Seems like macOS 10.14.4 has lifted its region lock to a new level: with the latest version of macOS, all Mac devic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nh

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BrandDNA I know Curtis Stone says Coles hot cross buns are his mum’s favourite but I’d hazard a guess his mum has never even eaten one.

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