RT @trinajpl: Benifits of decluttering: finding treasure. An article from the LA Times about Oleg Cassini’s lawyers calling up JPL lawyers…
Well this is an interesting bit of logic. https://t.co/n0gGvlZY4w
@jonoabroad @wolfcat At least that many.
“Rees-Mogg looks like he owns the lab that Gove escaped from.†— @frankieboyle in the new “New World Order†https://t.co/Uh1RUQnZAr
RT @sfchronicle: A sword-wielding assailant wearing a red “Make America Great Again†hat slashed a man in the hand during an altercation in…
@wolfcat No.
I see that the Rock of Concern at Glenbrook is still keeping the railway closed between Penrith and Springwood. So… https://t.co/9Ts1TJMIvK
@johnhorner Sure. That’d work.
So, it was a “pole to pole†project without Antarctica? How does that work, exactly? https://t.co/r2h3HMytHf
@NewtonMark @bgosford Exactly. And a salad roll is a perfectly good thing.
Some useful graffiti spotted at the Lansdowne Hotel in Chippendale, Sydney, the other day. pic.twitter.com/uQGzNSLQI3
RT @exador23: This is what happens when you just heard about William S. Burroughs’ cut-up technique, and are excited to try it, but all yo…
RT @broady: Step 1. Lay people off
Step 2. Go on vacation
Step 3. Post inane, tone-deaf tweets https://t.co/8cog7MuAcC
@nschultz Yes, more work would be required on that sentence, but some Plain English would be an advantage.
What the fuck is a “quantum commitment� The phrase “specific amount†would do just fine. https://t.co/jw8EzcVfyB
@bgosford @NewtonMark The entire concept baffles me. If it’s a “burgerâ€Â without meat then surely it’s just a bread… https://t.co/jBnCJYUj2Z
Jassicrea Ancient piece of BBC studio equipment suddenly relevant @BBCRadioDrama @BBCRadio4 pic.twitter.com/YnAAYumQCi
@ShellCanning @DamienCWalker I don’t mind them, but they certainly wouldn’t be my first choice.
I’m not entirely sure why these last two Weekly Wraps have included pictures of food, but I guess it’s better than trains.
NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 461: Cybers, data, ethics, roast lamb†https://t.co/BJiSzbnWZK Covers 25—31 March, with… https://t.co/wwDWnlsWIU
RT @getkrackinshow: DO NOT FUCK US OVER.
Vote in this year’s TV WEEK Logie Awards for a Kate for ‘Most Popular Actress’ and Get Krack!n for…
RT @arizclint: Harder to track elected officials … https://t.co/6RprWAegFD
@arizclint Cruel but fair.
RT @Popehat: The line between “clickbait pundit†and “unwell person we probably should not be encouraging†is perforated.
monadoboii oh god oh fuck pic.twitter.com/JmrilYLl3n
RT @DamienCWalker: We are at war with Sweden now https://t.co/8gqgIqMyEi
RT @simongerman600: This one is for all the disappointed Kiwis out there. This map featuring two New Zealand’s should make up for all the m…
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: I’m telling you, Ops people: IT Security needs your skillset. Security people don’t know the dirty terrible things tha…
@franksting @dobes @rohan_p @moylecroft I’m working under the assumption I’ll be invited again this year.
YesSirHumphrey Politicians like to panic. They need activity. It’s their substitute for achievement.
@NewtonMark Vegans contain more calories than you might think. I would never eat one.
@RealNickHodge @GoulburnPost @trollantechinus I did not do this, probably.
@franksting @dobes @rohan_p @moylecroft If I get invited to be on the speed debate panel again this year, I’ll work it in somehow.
I have finally unbroken most of the things. At least as far as that website, anyway.
RT @paulwiggins: OMG. I hope he doesn’t;t twig to our secret tunnels to Antarctica. https://t.co/pSglsQUwDG
@DavidFeng No.
Hey @dobes, I have been issued a challenge, though perhaps @rohan_p might want to have a go too. https://t.co/APSDi6w8Fj
Oh FFS.
I am so not in the mood for this.
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#headdesk
furtiso Economics is astrology for straight white men
RT @americanbeetles: getting the house ready for a visiting friend, making sure all the hunstmen are in aesthetically pleasing arrangements…
@franksting @garthk @jeamland @CARROT_app Mate. Careful. That’ll trigger some sort of revenge.
@twiddlekins They really haven’t though this through.
@Epigrammist @markhumphries @danilic @evanwilliams I have known this for some time, and I have accepted it. All sev… https://t.co/VgFOEWNmyI
RT @markhumphries: Pointless will not be continuing but you can show it some love in the Entertainment category of The Logies. Here’s a sup…
RT @LOLGOP: Before Fox, you actually had to drive to a Klan rally https://t.co/9z3ZmKygA9
@billplein A lot of stuff from those generic photos—without-context accounts is dodgy. I wouldn’t be surprised to… https://t.co/DWQwzX4iER
Right then. https://t.co/NzlQZzFZOs
This is the most wonderful thing. https://t.co/t7GbItOoY8
Sun plan, draft: Continue being slothful; a few chores; a few systems tweaks; Weekly Wrap.
@soundscaper Yes, @CARROT_app approaches the world in the right kind of way.
So I’m liking the antlers, but where do you get a drink? https://t.co/NSO6cT7Nuj
Sleeping in seems to have been a good plan. pic.twitter.com/gPul1TtzY7
Sunday. Maybe the plants are plants. Sunday.
@swearyanthony Noted, thanks.
@franksting Good advice.
@RealNickHodge @SnarkyPlatypus 24.
@SnarkyPlatypus Make America great!
@DavidFeng @SnarkyPlatypus Am I?
@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng The way David describes it, it sounds like some weird English public school punishment regime.
@SnarkyPlatypus Speaking of which, have you watched the last “Get Krack!n†yet?
@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng And it has a rounded end for more comfortable insertion.
@DavidFeng FFS DAVID WILL YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR MEDICATION.
@SnarkyPlatypus Correct. I’ve just watched the second part. God these people are idiots.
RT @SafirAustralia: If you are an Australian in Lebanon and interested in being invited to Embassy events, please send your contact details…
@iiTalW Hard to say.
@SnarkyPlatypus That’s some NRA-related event they were at in the US. The Place Where There Are Antlers is in Sydney.
Hahaha that bar the One Nation guys are drinking at in DC, as seen in the Al Jazeera programs, is a fuckin’ hole#HowtoSellAMassacrere
It’s true. @NewtonMark does this. And it’s a fine thing. https://t.co/BAb0NOWPLX
@smperris Is the game being worth it?
@smperris Terrible business.
@smperris Of course not.
RT @indy100: Angry man tries to mansplain labias to female writer. Yes, really https://t.co/GTMPOWs5fL
@smperris You’re softpic.twitter.com/az1DaaaMUPUP
johnb78 Congratulations to Kentucky, whose new bestiality law makes farming illegal pic.twitter.com/0wVnUzme9E
@SnarkyPlatypus Look I’m not laughing though. Yet.
Eating salad. Like a woman sitting by herself who’s about to break out in laughter.
@glengyron Well that just goes to show how wacky and unpredictable I can be.
@FreoPope I see what you did there.
@TimWattsMP So much magic!
Fair comment. pic.twitter.com/ipnlPBHE5w
This week’s @JonathanPieNews: “Theresa May: An Obituary†https://t.co/7MLOXLGzaG
RT @rgcooke: I’ve long believed that Australian conservatives find renewable energy more viscerally repulsive than racial hatred, but did n…
@erkpod Good thing you’re weren’t on the Blue Mountains run. https://t.co/joByPDgY70
@madcatjo2point0 Good heavens, so it is!
@IndelibleFink I saw that earlier. I’m glad they pointed it out. Given AP copy is run in so many US news outlets, m… https://t.co/UxLceMr1Wt
@paulwallbank Well that’s both of them accounted for then!
About fucking time. (But that said, the AP Stylebook is not God.) https://t.co/Fge5SGkTEf
@dobes Well I can’t be across ALL the jerkbird action all the time.
RT @MikeHudema: This airline is going 100% electric. Harbour Air to become the world’s first airline with electric-only aircraft: https://t…
Excellent jerkbirding, eh @dobes? https://t.co/iDP7blGviI
@paulwallbank With bonus LHD!
RT @ashk4n: TURTLES
ALL
THE
WAY
DOWN
https://t.co/HK4FXzFEBz https://t.co/EkJS94IWdk
As you do… https://t.co/98bVZhrGZn
@purserj @jonoabroad Hmmm. How can I put this? Let me see… How about “Fuck offâ€?
@jonoabroad You’d better not.
snurbbotinfo Australian politics. I’m genuinely sorry.
I may have misjudged the “I don’t need a jacket†situapic.twitter.com/GG6cEHBJk6EHBJk6
@noreasonspec I’m usually no slouch when it comes to ensuring good order in the quiet carriages.
RT @aphyr: At a half gram wafer, once a week, 1.4 billion Catholics consume roughly 1200 Jesuses per day
Someone who’s good at history do…
@noreasonspec I’ve been glaring at them and they seem to have settled down.
@gnoll110 I haven’t paid any attention to the day’s news yet. I’ll need a drink first.
Excellent. The group of three boomers who saw that it was a quiet carriage but kept babbling anyway have just disco… https://t.co/z8woYE2xxH
Meanwhile… https://t.co/pOqgEO1AMz
And… we’re on the move. I’m now scheduled to arrive at Wentworth Falls at 1712, so that’s 1 hour 57 minutes later t… https://t.co/aJSh2Er1vn
@macro2779 Scroll back.
Waiting on a #purpletrain ready to depart Springwood, though that won’t happen for another 14 minutespic.twitter.com/VnqK1RzJR9R9
@twcau Someone managed to get their PR act working, I guess.
@_midofo_ Apparently not.
@stevebwriter That’s a normal Sydney commuter train.
Pausing at Glenbrook while the bus driver and the marshall discuss options with these cyclists. The bus doesn’t hav… https://t.co/beybInA3b0
@SnarkyPlatypus You can also conceal their corpse and keep claiming benefits.
Wending our way through the back streets of Lapstone and Glenbrook.
Timeless tweet. https://t.co/GQtXtJlA8r
RT @pjf: [SurprisedPikachu.gif] https://t.co/GUgICaaSpY
RT @MichaelGalanin: It happens quite often that astronauts get stuck midair in the Kibo ISS module…
Credit: NASA https://t.co/rtJ7kGhHLR
@JasonNg88 They managed to get on the express to Springwood, mostly. I was faffing about retrieving my bag.
This is the Rock of Concern. https://t.co/kvlQIq32QP
@bastardsheep Yeah that looks like something to be concerned about. Thanks, I’d forgotten to check their tweets.
@ChrissieM Exactly.
@ChrissieM Thanks. It’s mostly a mix of old women who’ve been to see a show and bogan kids bragging to each other a… https://t.co/7yfjZ2iauo
The express bus to Springwood filled up, so I’m on an all-stations bus. Standing room only before departing Penrithpic.twitter.com/6jmbVYjdxWxW
@ChrissieM I’ve joined the far queue, and indeed I’m already on a bus that’s about to depart.
@nocache Thank you, I appreciate your support.
@ozdj And rightly so.
@Davelennonabc Hah! Sadly it only contains my dirty socks and underwear and such.
I hope you’re all finding this as exciting as I am.
Hurrah! pic.twitter.com/YJl73huei1
Meanwhile I’ve organised with the rail staff to grab my bag from the train when it passes through on its way back t… https://t.co/JQZVKQRVO9
I was distracted by an old bloke effing and blinding about the NSW government being a pack of cunts who couldn’t or… https://t.co/HOnMWW9Mj7
So guess who has two thumbs and has just realised he left a bag on the #purpletrain.
The queue is forming. Also, “five minutes†was optimistpic.twitter.com/D9fww8XOjpXOjp
A rock slide at Glenbrook about 20 minutes ago. Buses will start arriving at Penrith in 5. Good work, @TrainLinkWest.
Aha. Emergency works at Glenbrook. Buses replace trains between Penrith and Springwood. pic.twitter.com/yzlw5bcMWm
At Penrith, we’ve just been told we’re terminating at Emu Plains and replacement buses are on the way. Cause as yet unnotified.
So @PaulBongiorno reckons it might well be an 11 May election, per @SatPaper. Attn: @DrRhysPockett @johnb78 as disc… https://t.co/fvNBMrmM7d
A lovely anecdote from Barry Jones in @SatPaper today.
https://t.co/ppImBFPcsr https://t.co/dZOFVFqjOD
@erkpod Yeah it’s been trackwork or taxi failures. The one hour wait is indeed odd.
@JamesHMcLaren It’s definitely a black and gold train.
@SnarkyPlatypus Is this the premise for a shit sitcom?
RT @briankrebs: Tyler Barriss, the 26-year-old California man responsible for a 2017 “swatting” hoax that turned deadly, got sentenced to 2…
Awaiting the arrival of my #purpletrain. pic.twitter.com/QH0bqNCtZx
#blueandyellowtrain with disturbing dangly bits, briefly. pic.twitter.com/he7SWfSx70
If I may make a request, @CARROT_app…
Attn: @NuclearAnthro. https://t.co/EbFf15YNDh
@erkpod And what a lovely day for it! Sadly I can afford a day out this weekend.
Today’@SatPaperer front page photo is worrying.
@unextremist @Andrew_Zammit @zdnetaustralia @MikePBurgess Six years is a long time in politics. :) We’ll see.
(I’d… https://t.co/uhnnZAgHuy
Sat plan, confirmed: Radio spot (done); pho; train to Wentworth Falls; deal with that SSL task that I’ve been conve… https://t.co/Pg0UHLyYpU
@unextremist @Andrew_Zammit @zdnetaustralia @MikePBurgess Yeah nah.
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Or someone else has the clipboard.
RT @jonkudelka: Just A Tick in today’s @themercurycomau https://t.co/h0nz6ldN1o
@unextremist @Andrew_Zammit @zdnetaustralia @MikePBurgess No one is saying there shouldn’t be scrutiny. But I reall… https://t.co/ukYfLZr0EX
@unextremist @Andrew_Zammit @zdnetaustralia @MikePBurgess Alternative viewpoint, also speculative: Burgess drew the… https://t.co/gDXJ9A2paN
holdmyale Hold my beer while I hit this gas filled ball. pic.twitter.com/TUWbsw8EZd
@kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus @safzoro As what?
@skwashd Yeah part of me is all for this particular one.
@unextremist @Andrew_Zammit @zdnetaustralia @MikePBurgess BTW, ASD was definitely NOT given powers for domestic sur… https://t.co/A2iuLoWNuB
@unextremist @Andrew_Zammit @zdnetaustralia @MikePBurgess No, my job that day was reporting. I do quite a bit of st… https://t.co/bQbXzpqWlJ
Of course it was. https://t.co/hbCOWfSNWc
@unextremist @Andrew_Zammit @zdnetaustralia @MikePBurgess “Critics say that the new law will destroy privacy in Aus… https://t.co/Yknu4Ia8MD
@unextremist @Andrew_Zammit @zdnetaustralia @MikePBurgess That’s an alarmingly paranoid response. :) Anyway, I neve… https://t.co/QyOHceNNQF
@SnarkyPlatypus So in a way, he was case in the same mould as all the others! [Bows]
@John_Hanna @abcperth I still have the nagging feeling that it’s a smart device for the sake of having a smart devi… https://t.co/zYrItxjinJ
RT @NewtonMark: Only after the boomers are dead. https://t.co/pvHTJWdiuF
@unextremist @Andrew_Zammit @zdnetaustralia @MikePBurgess The law does indeed restrict ASD’s offensive operations t… https://t.co/6XBd32Zox7
@unextremist @Andrew_Zammit @zdnetaustralia @MikePBurgess Not really. He’s said for ages that he wants ASD to be mo… https://t.co/nFGPBnjY1E
@abcperth On hold for @abcperth… https://t.co/8XBhS8yy6Z
@unextremist @Andrew_Zammit @zdnetaustralia Really? The “Oz Stasi� Gawd.
@abcperth Here’s more about that Steora smart bench, “the future of smart citiesâ€. It’s Sinclude.eu/steora//d9DAk7Wj
@zackster @zdnetaustralia I just want the highly targeted bits.
@Andrew_Zammit @zdnetaustralia Thanks. It’s all down to @MikePBurgess declassifying those little snippets, of cours… https://t.co/zXw8JNdKu1
I will be opining about this on @abcperth: “Smart bench keeping Mullaloo park users connectedâ€â€¦ https://t.co/Burip1uSdz
Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “Australian cyber spooks hacked Islamic State comms before major battle†https://t.co/sELp0HGmwS
Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “Data science, ethics, and the ‘massive scumbags’ problem†https://t.co/7UHdfdQffk
Sat plan, draft: 1035 radio spot; train to Wentworth Falls, eventually; otherwise just quiet pottering and Saturday laziness.
Saturday. A small wooden boat is on fire. Saturday.
Bloody hell, the demands of this man! https://t.co/Hhnbkp6qyK
SezClom The Catholics are taking canonisation a bit far now… pic.twitter.com/8TvTtLk4H6
@andrewdotnich A reasonable theory, and yet we are still in this place.
Eddie McGuire in Eddie McGuire being a cunt shock. (Why is this man even a thing any more? Or ever?)
RT @SGBRocks73: Who doesn’t love a silhouette @fighterpics @StephenGale201 #avgeek https://t.co/ZY0W1YiWZA
brexitcountdow1 Brexit is 348 hours away. #brexit
RT @erstkate: Who hasn’t cleaned their balls to find glittery bits? https://t.co/oXAmtNvw7A
@ashabeeeee @boieau You headed to Canberra?
RT @stilgherrian: Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Data science, ethics, and the ‘massive scumbags’ problem†https://t.co/lBxTN4hg6T #usydedsc
RT @stilgherrian: Me at @zdnetaustralia: “AI improves CommBank’s customer engagement up to 400 percent†https://t.co/WSgpqhvmlf #usydedsc
@ashabeeeee It’s OK if you’re sharing.
@andrewdotnich You’re right. Shakespeare was a hack.
RT @thisboyuan: Seems like macOS 10.14.4 has lifted its region lock to a new level: with the latest version of macOS, all Mac devices that…
RT @BrandDNA: I know Curtis Stone says Coles hot cross buns are his mum’s favourite but I’d hazard a guess his mum has never even eaten one.
@DavidFeng @SnarkyPlatypus @ApostrophePong I completely understand.
@DavidFeng @SnarkyPlatypus @ApostrophePong Really? Check this stuff. https://t.co/oeeRtZX7yV I also see she’s descr… https://t.co/xRH5rFGevg