Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 11th, 2019

@moylecroft Oh it works with all kinds of politicians… Just visualise Jeremy Corbyn having a crafty wank on a deserted beach.

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I’m getting some pushback from people who enjoy baked savoury treats, so let me reassure you that the vast majority..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bD

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@techoglot @GordyPls Oh yeah there’s quite a lot of stuff that gets dumped before posting.

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@GordyPls I was about to reply to that but then realised what I’d written was unacceptable.

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Look I take back everything I said. I’m sure that Mark Latham would be an engaging and considerate lover, and skin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ot

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@moylecroft I’d even take up smoking so we could get the whole smoke-filled interrogation room vibe going.

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@irisherself @prestontowers OK, just checked, not illegal under AEC rules but discouraged. Illegal in some US state..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HO

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Just lie back and think of Bob Santamaria.

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Remember this image next time you bite down on a sausage roll. You will remember.

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If I use the phrase “angry, directionless thrusting, with skin flaking off like a burnt sausage roll” I’ll get complaints, won’t I.

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Another photo of this perfect slogan for the attention of @SnarkyPlatypus. pic.twitter.com/c4iGRBsaT1

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Well here’s a surprise. “Two in five ‘AI startups’ essentially have no AI, mega-survey of nearly 3,000 upstarts fin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xx

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Lulwut? Refugees aren’t octopus space aliens that require a separate pressurised office filled with methane. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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A_D_Morgan I mean to add, this goes against everything I think is honourable but by fuck if these layabouts aren’t just drinki..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lS

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A_D_Morgan Drug and Alcohol testing for parliament. All workers, all representatives all senators. Too many decisions that can..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v5

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@jdub The Young Liberals have probably been running a database like this for decades.

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I can’t help but think the phrase “sugar manufacturer and philanthropist” skips over some key aspects of the situat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dd

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NekomimiScience Work From Home is overrated.

Instead, I propose Work From IKEA. Go to IKEA when it’s absolutely dead during the we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Py

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@arizclint Think of all the time you could have saved!

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@NapierinFrame @juhasaarinen Wow they’ve pulled the wool over your eyes too.

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@juhasaarinen South Australians can relate to many things. We are a warm and empathic people.

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Iridescent A seagull is yelling at me. Bitch, no one is giving me chips either.

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BrigadierSlog How broken is the US Healthcare system? This broken. pic.twitter.com/CZdROCwrew

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Someone should probably tell Mr Morrison that not even the leadership of his own party is really up to him, let alo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xs

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What I’m really after, though, is a dinosaur-sized wallaby. twitter.com/Louiseontwitr/…

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@NewtonMark I concur. :) That looked VERY low.

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@garystark I will never understand kosher rules. ;) But that sounds very very yummy.

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@HamishMack @NewtonMark Well when I worked in the then Department of Aviation we’d send out some blokes in a Land R..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lb

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joshgnosis You’d think journos cop enough in their own mentions without having to assume every tweet about the industry is also about them.

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@garystark Mind you, I could scoff that lox all day.

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@garystark Can’t go wrong with dumplings of various types. :)

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So @NewtonMark remember when I posted that diagram of the Acceptable Wobble Zone? twitter.com/Aviationdailyy…

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@dobes @glengyron @redrabbleroz And to be fair, “Let them eat cake” was a milestone in the development of democracy.

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grahamgreenleaf Call for papers: Special Issue of Internet Policy Review @PolicyR on Power, Jurisdiction and Surveillance - More at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9J

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@aggerchez Haha no, I haven’t owned a suit since I left school. But I did put on a shirt with a collar. pic.twitter.com/iAS9XM7s3r

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@max_au Now you’re going to find this hard to believe…

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@jonoabroad Yeah nah for that sort of price you should at least get a quick hand job under the smock.

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@garystark One day I’ll look up some information service to understand what those things are.

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delusionalcons Love seeing someone on the verge of a breakthrough. pic.twitter.com/OfQvHiUMvB

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@lewellyn It’s all about the power. Current state Premier with a former Prime Minister. Bring it on.

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@CptHollingworth There’s a lot of things happening there that are Not Good.

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They’re clinging to each other like two doomed bomber crew members with one parachute between them.

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Are there any more photos of this encounter? Asking for a friend. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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benvwilkie journalists can’t take criticism part 1,456,293 pic.twitter.com/2V3XhNNf0K

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beneltham It’s almost as though the big banks are not afraid of the regulator twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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I just saw someone find a power outlet in Eternity.

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@garystark I know this for a fact, and not just Jewish. And yet..

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Mon plan, remainder: I didn’t even feel like eating much of the chicken soup, which is worrying, so I’m abandoning..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZL

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@JustJimWillDo I don’t trust myself to operate precision machinery.

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The price for a crewcut at the barber’s under Railway Square has soared by $2 to $12 this is rampant capitalism gone crazy.

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I’m having some chicken soup before attempting to do anything else.

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Never forget: Cake is a dangerous drug. twitter.com/NBCNewYork/sta…

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Tahls “discreet and easy – no one will even notice!pic.twitter.com/yYRdCdAW6y6y

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zerogeewhiz “If Gervais were to be parachuted into the middle of the Antarctic, it would take roughly 20 minutes before the pen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g3

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Shocking news about Tucker Carlson. I am shocked.

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Comply with all security instructions.

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Continuing to execute the plan. It’s becoming easier as the pain levels have subsided, slightly, on both counts, bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EN

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Today I have learned, or been reminded, that there’s a US federal prison in Mississippi called “Federal Correctiona..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vI

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Well there’s a first time for everything I suppose. twitter.com/hughriminton/s…

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@oberonsghost @chrisrauchle I am reliably informed that this outbreak is sweeping the city.

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@mattcdef2000 Sydney Trains is a minefield off complicated etiquette.

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Attempting to catch a train without having brought a dog to carry. Wish me luck. pic.twitter.com/zNe1m01DdO

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Graunched. (I was early.)

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So @TrainsInfo, what’s the go with putting a device with a camera in the men’s toilet at Central station? “I don’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C1

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In Sydney before 9am with all the cudmunchers.

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Good. It’s time Labor realised this. twitter.com/TimWattsMP/sta…

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Arriving on Platform 2.

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I wonder what would happen if a cow kicked over a lantern in a milking shed in Stanmore, and how much Sydney would be improved as a result.

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Mon plan: Train to Sydney (in progress); 0945 back repairs, Darlinghurst; haircut; 1100 recording session, ABC Ulti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8u

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@docbaty @Accenture That’s the most beautiful part about it.

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Dear Writers, if you ever feel bad about the quality of your work, just re-read this paragraph and revel in the fac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5v

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Owen Laffin, state Liberal candidate for the Blue Mountains, is working Wentworth Falls station this morning.

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@R_Chirgwin @wolfcat To be clear, I’m definitely catching the train. :)

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@jennylmackinnon Joy. If I may ask, she couldn’t make her own way to work?

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Well, @dobes @rohan_p, the geese are up early this morning… pic.twitter.com/9ZzGB4P6eL

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Maybe I should wear a Huawei t-shirt to troll @MarisePayne and @AusAmbCyber.

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@wolfcat Whacko. My insomnia has also been colossal, which is a bit annoying given that recent changes have been designed to stop it.

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Mon plan, supplemental: I still feel very sick, but I’m hoping I won’t have to abandon any of the plan.

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Mon plan, draft: 0707 train to Sydney; 0945 back repairs, Darlinghurst; haircut; 1100 recording session, ABC Ultimo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a4

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Monday. It will be terrible. Monday.

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