Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 12th, 2019

AsapSimbaJ Yeah pic.twitter.com/HmU9Ueslmg

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natecochrane I’m most concerned that race goers won’t hear the roar of the engines over the screech of Cash. twitter.com/senatorcash/st…

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Right then. I’ll go away now, and reply to messages and emails and tweets in the morning. Or not.

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OK it wasn’t an hour and a half because reasons.

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And now I’ll just lie here for about an hour and a half with my eyes closed, coughing and enjoying the nausea.

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If you’ve ever been thinking about tipping me (like a cow!) or subscribing to my bullshit, this is the week to do i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k7

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Tue plan, update: I’m still crook, and the process to fix my sleep patterns doesn’t seem to be working yet. I’ve be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vm

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stilgherrian True Cultural Marxism, sadly a terrible copy of the video. youtube.com/watch?v=oTEy_X…

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Another strategy: Don’t dress up as a seal and frolic with sharks.

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This probably explains why I’ve seen several pitches from new shark repellent startups recently. “No, mate, our sna..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b5

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@NewtonMark @moylecroft Are these the mums who made the porn for their kids to watch?

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Oh and Graham Burke are still a thing. twitter.com/rohan_p/status…

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I would be happy to see this scenario play out. twitter.com/vivstoitsis/st…

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Not as generous as one might have imagined. pic.twitter.com/B95Q99mWrO

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Wow I know I’ve been asleep for quite a while but am I in a parallel universe? twitter.com/coopesdetat/st…

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I_Find_Planets I have discovered a planet. Hear how rapidly its day breaks. With a wormhole, we might be able to go. Can you go there with me?

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@compulsoryvac Isn’t this a Benny Hill sketch? Or was it Monty Python in the style of Benny Hill?

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What fuckin’ planet is LinkedIn from? Who the hell “congratulates” people for work anniversaries? “Hi mate, saw you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eB

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davidjoachim Typo of the week (so far) via ⁦@YahooNewspic.twitter.com/paavHcUqzQ

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simonfromharlow Pretty sure that the electrician working here today is an absolute fucking sociopath. For actual fucks sake pic.twitter.com/2eTFnKPcZm

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ARMIES OF ROGUE KILLER SEX ROBOTS. twitter.com/troyhunt/statu…

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@caseyjohnellis @Bugcrowd Where did this come from, @tacticalmaid? Is it some sort of weird scam?

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May and Juncker have agreed that it’s fucked, it’s all fucked, so now they’re just doing shots of schnapps until it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tJ

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tacticalmaid “No, the spider has done it’s job if there is a bug in the web. No leave the spider alone, she’ll remove the bug wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RK

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These are excellent movie reviews. twitter.com/PPantsdown/sta…

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Rules for reporting power grid outages:
1. Squirrels.
2. Lightning strike.
3. Squirrels.
4. Unexpected equipment fa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gT

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Just so you know, tonight’s episode of @PointlessAU is episode 152 and it is the episode @SnarkyPlatypus and I saw..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AN

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jacobinmag We didn’t know this was supposed to be a secret… twitter.com/realsaavedra/s…

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Too early, yes, but we’ll run a story anyway because fuck it if people have died then we need to capitalise on the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EO

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True Cultural Marxism, sadly a terrible copy of the video. youtube.com/watch?v=oTEy_X…

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On the earth, in the skies, and under the ground. twitter.com/BrianHonan/sta…

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Tue plan, still feeling like death draft, in no particular order: Write for @zdnetaustralia; laundry; reschedule a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FO

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AndrewColley “I skip past the top shelf wines and go straight for the used coolant” twitter.com/James_Jeffrey/…

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Hurrah! @CARROT_app’s weather forecast is exactly perfect for me today. pic.twitter.com/lAKSzlbOGZ

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Hahahahaha yeah right why change now. twitter.com/aus_business/s…

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Waking from a dream where I was working for Penny Wong. Also, farting.

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Tuesday. Strange. Tuesday.

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