Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 18th, 2019

@SnarkyPlatypus I wouldn’t read Twitter if I were you. It’s even worse than usual.

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NewtonMark They won’t ever learn. What the fuck is wrong with you, @AustralianLabor? Is there anything about you that isn’t a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LY

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PPantsdown Thankyou Dog for showing us where the real problem is 😃
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torahhorse did you know you only use 10% of your brain. god uses the other 90% to mine bitcoin

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“Listen to my full conversation with Ray Hadley” is not a selling point. twitter.com/TonyAbbottMHR/…

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What the fuck is WRONG with these people? “Let’s just take away the most basic protection against corrupt searches.” twitter.com/9NewsSyd/statu…

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jbillinson Every picture and portrait of John C. Calhoun looks like John C. Calhoun just saw John C. Calhoun in the mirror for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sl

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dairychris I suppose the tone of the 1980s classic “Wargames” would be entirely different in a remake where the object of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8p

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jonkudelka Any cartoonist who draws anning without an egg on his head has abrogated their national treasure obligations.

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Box of knives will come with fewer stabby features. twitter.com/BrianHonan/sta…

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BrigadierSlog To be fair Michael Daley probably doesn’t mean “foreign” I mean you can’t know for sure if someone is an Australian..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ri

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@jpwarren Augmented Dementia is definitely my new startup opportunity.

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Well here’s dementia solved with technology! twitter.com/dairychris/sta…

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dairychris My phone just announced “You have a new memory. Fluffy friends 2018.” It has selected the cats, some calves, a gian..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w0

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evcricket No.

On the other hand, Corey Worthington. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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“Staff members of [NSW] Finance Minister Victor Dominello have been interviewed by police over the alleged leaking..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yg

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@RealNickHodge @sovietvisuals Well I’m turned on. Don’t know about you.

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sovietvisuals Cosmonaut Alexei Leonov admiring a sheep given to him for his birthday by friend and the first person in space, Yur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ua

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johncutlefish I found it! I found it! I found the CUSTOMER!

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WilmaSlurrie “I used a new dating App called ‘Himmler’ and when we met, we just had so much in common: we both hate blacks, Musl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kU

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@rohan_p @dobes @DNAFriend It’s from our friends in Chicago.

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Some kind soul has put all the Nero Wolfe Mysteries onto the Tube of Ewes, so I am watching them before they evaporate.

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sclark_melbs Discussed with my taxi driver this morning. A Muslim from Pakistan, he told me about a threat he rece..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gI

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@jplonie @justinrhendry True. $100k is pretty much your standard “Yeah, OK, kids, you go have fun and if anything a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zu

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TheNTNews YOU STAY AWAY FROM CROC STORIES, WE WON’T TOUCH SMASHED AVOCADO ONES. twitter.com/abcbrisbane/st…

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@johnb78 I had two of those pics earlier, via @jxeeno, who’s brave enough to read Reddit. They’re looking good, but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…na

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@RealNickHodge @frogworth No look, that’s another thing that Korea is very good at, but I am fairly sure they are not engineers.

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@frogworth @RealNickHodge Korean engineers are very good, though.

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Sunday on “Insiders”, it’s a meeting of minds when Gerard Henderson is joined on the couch by a hay-baling machine.

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TheRegister UK code breakers drop Bombe, Enigma and Typex simulators onto the web for all to try reg.cx/2T4E

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In which Morrison manages to turn the announcement of funding for security at “religious organisations” into a raci..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j4

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johnb78 Shout out to the lad on Facebook (not, thankfully, a friend) who’s using the Bonhöffer bit to defend Fraser Anning…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LV

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@nehadk So much magic in a single tweet.

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To be honest I’m still thinking about this. twitter.com/bradesposito/s…

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burgerdrome FRASER ANNING: I literally and genuinely believe that all Muslims should be put to death

ONE TEEN: I am going to h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a4

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The_Law_Boy Alt-right guy 1: we’re going to troll the media into thinking the “OK” sign is associated with white supremacists
A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vZ

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LovableAndKind I’m in awe pic.twitter.com/sFqyrIDv4C

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No wonder buses keep running late on King Street. twitter.com/SpaceAusDotCom…

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mediahunter Ever notice how most white supremacists (defenders of the master race) are really fvcking ugly? *This* is the gene..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xK

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I meant “Democracy has been committed” but automangle is a fuckin’ genius. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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JCE_PC Just about the only mandatory enforcement tool I have under the Privacy Act is the power to determine a reasonable..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ci

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thelindsayellis sometimes you learn more about yourself from the cats you didn’t fuck than the cats you did

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@LeenaVanD @CHowieRun Spiders. Why is this even a question?

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Don’t trust any expert who has a book out.

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bradesposito i refuse to be given the appropriate context to this tweet pic.twitter.com/AvirFtZ4fq

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@justinrhendry Coming soon, the Australian Perpetual Motion Development Authority. pic.twitter.com/ptgEZAfEa4

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“Australia to develop national blockchain strategy” by @justinrhendry itnews.com.au/news/australia… Kill me now.

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@jpwarren @dobes @davidgerard @rohan_p @ashabeeeee Oh bFFS that’s it I’m pouring a medicinal whiskey.

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acmadotgov The ACMA has launched an investigation into broadcasts of the Christchurch terrorist attack on Australian televisio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hc

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firstdogonmoon this will never not be funny twitter.com/the_big_i/stat…

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Goddammit I forgot to buy some really unhealthy confectionery so I could hide under the blankets and have a proper sook later.

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@last_jones @demon_dave @samanthamaiden I have not been cut off. It’s probably just a temporary glitch.

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@last_jones @demon_dave @samanthamaiden Dunno where you were looking, but I just found half a dozen copies, includi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bB

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@last_jones @demon_dave @samanthamaiden I’m curious, yes, because that sounds to me like a rather skewed version of what was actually said.

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@last_jones @demon_dave @samanthamaiden Did you watch the actual video? Because there’s no blaming of Christianity anywhere in it.

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MichaelCoombes The storm bearing down on Brisbane right now. Dwarfs the city @7NewsBrisbane pic.twitter.com/cFdumq6PFd

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@rohan_p @dobes These idiots don’t know how to run a cyberscam.

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@NuclearAnthro Isn’t the SS-20 a beautiful beast? (I was in that room in October.)

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@rohan_p @dobes But they’re not asking for Bitcoin?

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“Furious PM threatens Ten over Waleed Aly’s emotional Christchurch plea” by @samanthamaiden thenewdaily.com.au/news/national/…

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@jpwarren @dobes @rohan_p Maybe we can cut them a deal. “No, YOU send US $10,000 in Bitcoin and we won’t… um… punish you somehow.”

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jkass99 ‘Subscribe to Pewdiepie’ carved into the Holocaust Memorial in Brooklyn. pic.twitter.com/m9iH69Ouiz

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@purserj @dobes @rohan_p Yeah I’m not sure why it had eight copies of the CIA logo at the bottom. Maybe they just w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bn

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@bigbadave @dobes @rohan_p I’m all for the regionalisation of services to promote employment. Or something.

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Is the Premier just accosting confused old men in the street? twitter.com/dunkingdad/sta…

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@franksting It’s not bad so far. Next week looks a bit intense though.

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Goddammit, @dobes @rohan_p, a “Central Intelligence Agency” officer is trying to shake me down for $10,000 in Bitco..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l9

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pixelatedboat George Orwell visits a farm pic.twitter.com/djVQR4a1rO

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@aqualung I made choices appropriate to my wishes.

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@arcadiagt5 The NSW upper house ballot paper is always such a magnificent menagerie.

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Jerk bird tearing out the caulking from a window frame because of course it is. Attn: @dobes. pic.twitter.com/Jhe4YGw2wC

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KrangTNelson it rules that multiple generations of car dorks have been falling for this scam pic.twitter.com/m9aA5r6yW8

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So you don’t have to click through to a bad website, these are some of NSW’s new InterCity trains leaving the facto..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bs

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@voltagex I think that thing bolts to the table. You can probably find one with a built-in clamp for more than the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FR

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@voltagex And yes I do realise you mean the wiring is key to the problem.

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@voltagex Do you need something like this? auselectronicsdirect.com.au/pcb-holder-wit… That’s for PCB not breadboard but there must be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K9

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@paulbam3 Something is going very wrong with that character encoding.

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@nehadk I have long since resigned myself to the inevitable.

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For some reason my brain just decided that there should be the word “frottogenic”.

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MimiRoseBecker Snowtown serial killer, Robert Joe Wagner, has represented himself in his bid to set a non-parole period. He says h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HB

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AhronYoung We have spoken to NZ Bar Association about Brenton Tarrant representing himself, and the questions raised over whet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nd

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Mon plan, confirmed: Gather thoughts for the week (still in progress); errands in Katoomba, including voting, shopp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5v

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johnb78 “don’t get in cars with drunk drivers” pic.twitter.com/7Fke9QoBm5

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@JustJimWillDo They were told it was a drill, until they were out of the building. I’m not sure how I feel about that.

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“Bauer Media in central Auckland evacuated following bomb threat” stuff.co.nz/national/11136… Except this is not how th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ao

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I need a little bit of a lie-down now, which is slightly annoying.

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@phil_sec_mel @AuSenate It is all too real. I haven’t read the terms of reference yet because I’m too afraid.

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TwoClawsMedia YOU: Oh look, they dyed the river green
ME, AN ARTIST: Oh look, they dyed the river chroma key green

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Meanwhile, remember this little slice of joy? My heart goes out to the hard-working staff of @AuSenate who have to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LO

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@BundyB @tacticalmaid The centipede did not appear to enjoy being blown.

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@trentyarwood I don’t know how much I’ll get to, because it’s going to be a busy news week next week, but yes I’ll get to as much as I can.

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@trentyarwood I felt the same way. I got the media notification on Wednesday, and got to reading it on Friday. It looks kinda good.

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@tacticalmaid I’ll never think of the phrase “blowing a centipede” the same way ever again. Not that it was a phras..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tf

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I won’t be tweeting much at all related to the Christchurch attacks today, or probably for the week. There’s quite..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nm

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday, lost in the news flood somewhat, an interesting little snippet: “ASD reveals rules fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…85

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Further alleged plans, pleas for support etc, may be found in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan: Slow start, because reasons; gather thoughts for the week; errands in Katoomba, including voting, shoppin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vy

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Jason_Chatfield I give you…

Peter. Rusell. Crowe. pic.twitter.com/0qtmQ5zYTe

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Another soggy day ahead in the Blue Mountains. I am grateful, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/WD8JvRVNgA

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LGDoingThings Lady Gaga yelling for help while running away from the gays (2013) pic.twitter.com/Sd9N6jKKs1

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Histreepix Leave Means Leave launches logo reminiscent of the old Tesco’s Value range of the early 1990s, to remind their core..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xG

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Monday. An entire bowl. Then another. You know you want a third. Monday.

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