Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 25th, 2019

dyllyp My Lyft driver has pro-gun bullshit all over his car, his stick shift is a .50 cal round, and he’s wearing a wounde..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eq

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I quite like this quiet time on a Monday night when I’ve muted all the hashtags and you fuckwits are off watching T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cb

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DaniellesCave Come work with @tomatospy and I + the rest of our @ASPI_ICPC motley crew on a new program of work looking at inform..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZM

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OzKitsch The kid with the box of 72 Derwent pencils twitter.com/SsssamanthaaMU…

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@dfpiii @TwoPaddocks So he’s trolling himself? That’s a very Sam Neill thing to do, I grant you, but the queue anon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uY

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stilgherrian IMPORTANT POLL: With Mark Latham almost certain to become a NSW MLC for the next eight years, will he rise to the o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iK

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Well here’s a profile, and they’re having a go at @TwoPaddocks. pic.twitter.com/aVQAcqOCvy

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caseyjohnellis obvious.ly - a service which notifies users of political instability in libya by throwing dns errors twitter.com/chadloder/stat…

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“Transit officials checked out Elon Musk’s tunnel and tried very hard not to mock it” mashable.com/article/virgin… pic.twitter.com/KuOoFPabrJ

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To be fair, this sounds about right. twitter.com/WilmaSlurrie/s…

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realDonaldTrump Good Morning, Have A Great Day!

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liamvhogan UK: A cabinet coup, unprecedented, there is no standard for how this may turn out, we are in uncharted political te..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XU

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sovietvisuals Soviet synth-pop in all its beauty! “Old Telephone” by Roza Rymbaeva and “Aray” band, USSR 1986 video courtesy of M..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KL

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Most of your “funny” replies are not even remotely amusing.

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This may come as a great shock to some people, I know, but there are in fact British bands other than Joy Division.

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@imnegan It’s a good wine. Check it out. (I can’t be arsed doing proper tasting notes.)

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Definitely doing the shopping now.

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@jxeeno So, your choice is to practice leaving the building as opposed to just leaving the building?

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Remind me again who is Matt Dooley?

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@dobes @oberonsghost And the spill is after the federal election, or at least so hopes Sussex Street.

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Is NSW Labor even more dysfunctional than NSW Greens?

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NSWLabor Congratulations @michaeldaleyMP 🎉 pic.twitter.com/O24uBiFM3D

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jxeeno @dobes amazing that mark latham stayed in one nation longer than daley as leader

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GreenJ She’s an ornament. No, really. twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…

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jmodoh NSW Labor will be without a leader until after the federal election, with Michael Daley standing aside until rank a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PN

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NewtonMark Wut? Nobody agrees with that. twitter.com/hamishNews/sta…

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FnordNelson Of course … cheese can help stop violence against women … why didn’t we think of that before … twitter.com/whiteribbonaus…

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@delitescere I know @3AInstitute will push this hard, because it’s its purpose, but it’s a big ask.

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@superwuster It’s a mixed metaphor. Highways have dark corners, but not like that. You want seedy alleyways off the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yy

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@warkolm I’ll have my people call your people.

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@warkolm I’d love to, actually. I’ve never been to Dubbo and know little about central or western NSW. I’ve even be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O1

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Sometimes one sees items in the Federal Court lists and one just knows there’s a stupid story here. pic.twitter.com/SA2cvQomH5

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joshgnosis If the weekend is anything to go by, Twitter is going to only get more unbearably tribal in the next eight weeks.

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@CptHollingworth @NewtonMark See I’d go Stil:Gherrian but what would I know.

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@dobes @NewtonMark Worth a try, yes. I shall report back.

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@NewtonMark I have a colon but no surname so how does this work?

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NewtonMark What about surnames with colons in them? twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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mtsw Cars are the perfect late capitalist consumer product: an expensive, often de facto mandatory, solution to a proble..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…66

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jonkudelka This pretty much sums up parenting. twitter.com/djsantero/stat…

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@OurNewHomecoach @TetZoo As long as they had rooster noises for Sydney Harbour at dawn.

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gabriellechan I will be speaking about and reflecting on recent political shifts in rural Australia at a forum for Chr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sr

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NewtonMark Blair Cottrell uses his real name, and so does every single one of his Nazi mates. How ridiculous are you people? watoday.com.au/politics/weste…

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Mark Zuckerberg would also have benefited from being wrapped in a weighted carpet and thrown into a canal but what..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f9

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TetZoo Dear people who make films and TV shows: you don’t HAVE to put ‘calling gull’ noises over every single shot of a be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pI

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@reillystyley I’ve been using it for years. It is so the tool for the job.

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superwuster I put the phrase “dark corners of the information superhighway” in a NY Times op-ed — let’s see if it survives cop..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K4

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@dobes @boieau @wolfcat @ashabeeeee Look daddies are more an Asha thing but I can appreciate her taste, much as I c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lc

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Unicode is cultural imperialism.

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NewtonMark Remember: EVERY SINGLE TIME you hear a politician carry on about congestion and trying to blame immigrants, your re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tD

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@drunkenmadman @HappySinger I’m not a believer of the “too soon” concept.

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One more glass of wine and then the shopping.

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@NickEvershed Can’t be long now, though, with all the rain this year.

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StuartDahlquist We’ve been feeding a small family of four crows (mated pair and their two year old kids) for several years. Last we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X5

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@FionaPattenMLC @highasmike1 Would this be like the famous Canberra parliamentary porn-viewing night?

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I do love how reality is what @AntonyGreenABC says it is, as opposed to what the Electoral Commission (eventually)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…51

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mjrowland68 BREAKING: And we have a (majority) winner. @AntonyGreenABC calls the seat of Dubbo for the Nats, delivering the Ber..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ar

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@dobes @jetztgibtshaue @wolfcat @ashabeeeee Wow I don’t know the original but that is damn fine.

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John_Hanna John Sato, 95, one of only two Japanese servicemen in the New Zealand army in the second world war, took two buses..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GW

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jeamland Evergreen tweet. twitter.com/AlSweigart/sta…

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@reillystyley Ecamm Call Recorder. Accept no substitutes.

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@dobes @wolfcat @ashabeeeee Wow. Just, wow. Yeah I think we can work this up into a pitch.

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@dobes @wolfcat @ashabeeeee Mate have you actually seen what @ashabeeeee and I are like when we’re let loose together?

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@dobes @wolfcat It is. It’s a fantastic peg for a road trip series. I’ve put the Idea onto a List.

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@johnb78 Pffft. The French are fuelled by resentment.

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@wolfcat I could, but I’d need a driver.

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thetallyroom NSW 2019 – the impact of minor parties on Labor and the Greentallyroom.com.au/38059KD

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@KeithConlon Well either way. :) The competition for the former is pretty fierce these days though.

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Maybe he was just having a crafty wank. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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@sleepingdingo I might ask the manager later. I don’t care either way, though, because it was fine.

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Shall I do some more tweets about sausage rolls? Should I do an entire podcast about sausage rolls?

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“Changing of the guard at the ABC as Insiders, Q&A hosts move to retire,” which is interesting but assumes that the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cX

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@DDsD If a kitchen can’t store roast lamb overnight then the roast lamb is the least of my problems.

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Pro Tip: If you know a pub that does a Sunday Roast and relies on the tourist trade, and the weather is shit, and t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aI

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So clearly the way to boost the economy is to make every weekend a long weekend. twitter.com/SixthTone/stat…

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What I love is that even with the horses, harness racing, and doggies giving you a race to bet on every three minut..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tp

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@MoaniePandium Yeah I saw that earlier. Still, he hasn’t been sworn in yet. He might change.

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@ausjumbojim @NewtonMark If there is such a rule, it would refer to an “undischarged bankrupt”. This does not include morally bankrupt.

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@HappySinger Wait, what? There is no correct way to listen to my podcast. Listening to my podcast is, by definition, wrong.

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@labgrrl That’s gorgeous! Also, one heavy, heavy track.

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Sorry, Diva Peron was the favourite? Is that what the flashing number meant? Anyway, it was one of the last horses to finish. Suck shit.

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The horse currently in the lead in Goulburn race 1 is called “Diva Peron”. I just thought you should know this.

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No, I’m not having a whole bottle. Just one glass. I brought the empty bottle to the table so I could photograph it.

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To begin, Perrètte 2015 Pinot Sangiovese Nebbiolo. pic.twitter.com/W87XTkDLw5

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Since I didn’t get out of the house on the weekend, I’ve decided that today is Sunday Lunch on Monday.

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Double Bay On Hill.

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cokeefe9 NSW Labor Leadership ballot to be held after the Federal Election. This is the first shot fired from Sussex St at h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uU

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@alexjago51 @AntonyGreenABC Sure, but I want the computer to do the arithmetic because that’s its bloody job.

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IndigenousXLtd 8 years of Mark Latham?

We’re gonna need a bigger IndigenousX.

patreon.com/IndigenousX

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CrimeADay To clear up the “shooting a fish from an airplane” vs. “shooting a fish from an airplane” confusion: pic.twitter.com/MsUONv7Arj

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@DecayRSO The NSW upper house ballot is always a menagerie. The quotas could still flow in strange directions.

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@carimachet Aha! Sadly my day is less about the aristocratic life and more about poor health, but I see the connection. :)

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@jetztgibtshaue Sure, but can we break that down by party?

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1petermartin Join ‘em. They’re kicking goals. twitter.com/harrisonwriter…

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A suggestion for next time, @AntonyGreenABC, maybe a column showing how many quotas each party currently has? Or wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qq

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So here’s the new seats in the NSW Legislative Council (with four more to be added), but has anyone got a chart of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rY

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@carimachet You’re lost me, sorry. Why are you telling me this?

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@natecochrane The jokes are going to be running all day, aren’t they. :)

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If you reckon you ARE spook material, though, try these two listings at ASIO.

Intelligence Analyst - January 2020..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TT

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@rgmerk They’re going to get some “heroes” who think it’s a first step, though.

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Yes, folks, it IS an advert for cleaners at ASIO. Specifically, “Trades & Property: AE1 Cleaner”…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mf

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SnarkyPlatypus She will be laughing with that salad soon twitter.com/doodlyroses/st…

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mcmansionhell unsurprisingly the comments on the Boomer McMansion WSJ story are a goldmine twitter.com/Magzdilla2earl…

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slace @lizardbill I’m more bothered by the phrase ‘fully immersive’.

I don’t really need to be fully immersed in my toilet…

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lizardbill The last thing I want is a toilet with a microphone built into it. theverge.com/2019/1/6/18170…

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LauraEGrego Tony Capaccio reports that the Missile Defense Agency will attempt a test of the Ground Based Midcourse Defense sys..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pf

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AnyTripAU 🇳🇿🚌 Kia ora! We just turned on real-time transit data for Auckland! Give it a spin ❤️anytrip.com.au/region/auckland pic.twitter.com/KOkCuMAsvP

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@GreenJ So if I drink your urine will it keep me young too?

I should stop now, yeah?

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They have seriously upped their chemtrail game following the delivery of the Mueller report, @dobes @rohan_p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lz

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IMPORTANT POLL: With Mark Latham almost certain to become a NSW MLC for the next eight years, will he rise to the o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iK

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Mon plan, confirmed: Urgent but brief administrivia; errands, lunch, and shopping, Leura; quiet evening complaining..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yN

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@GreenJ Oh I’m sure he’ll rise to the occasion.

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AntonyGreenABC Something for intending candidates at this year’s Federal election. The citizenship checklist is now mandatory, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b9

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@CptHollingworth Excellent! I’ll be rereading that Tolkien classic “The Day of the Triffids”.

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mumbletwits We’re running a competition to see who can generate the most overblown takes on what a 6% One Nation vote in the NS..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uw

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@OaaSvc @upulie I especially like the stock footage of the female rock climber with the caption about how the drone..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7r

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PSyvret Has The Courier-Mail merged with The Betoota Advocate? pic.twitter.com/7p48LKzDLZ

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@upulie Yes, but only one person at a time, without a paramedic with them, and without anyone to assist the injured..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lR

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Rob_Stott One page into the Chaser’s 2019 election guide… pic.twitter.com/FBIZUxgUIt

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@misosusanowa This is actually a significant achievement.

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OK so I got out of bed. Stand by.

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Everything is fucked. We’re all fucked for fuckin’ ever, it’s that fucked. Totally fucked. We’re fucked.

Have I le..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0M

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The Weekly Wrap thing and subsequent thread will tell you everything else you need to know. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, initial concept drawing: Because I slept in (much needed, apparently) and am still tired, the centrepiece..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…od

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tsengputterman “this is not who we are” is the “thoughts and prayers” of white supremacist violence

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I am reliability informed that it’s already 10am.

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Is Boris Johnson turning into David Lynch? twitter.com/markaizatt/sta…

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It’s another grey day ahead for the Blue Mountains, thanks to @CARROT_app. The rain is nice. pic.twitter.com/iGd0EeREoH

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Monday. One. Two. Four. More! Monday.

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