Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 9th, 2019

patstokes The Australian Democrats are back! Just like all those other times they announced they were back, and boy they sure..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bg

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StephenJonesMP @samanthamaiden Has anyone seen @kevinandrewsmp and @CaptainGetUp in the same room?

You know it makes sense. pic.twitter.com/bs2L5LwtGR

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@Pollytics @dobes I assume these devices are networked?

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teigngardener Osama bin Laden sent people round our house and told us to stop playing Portishead on a Friday afternoon. He had a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2A

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@GordyPls @_midofo_ Fair point. I think it’s the shock of it all.

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IPA Man is more or less like Nyan Cat but shits coal instead of rainbows.

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Right now some brain genius at Labor HQ is sketching out a design for IPA Man.

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GreenJ Yes, it’s a coal-driven ute.
Game. Over. pic.twitter.com/z0zfQ4kWFQ

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Does Captain GetUp have a ute?

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AntonyGreenABC Wondering if Captain Getup is based on the NZ Electoral Commission’s Orange Guy youtu.be/45Fyt5wU6JI via @YouTube

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jonkudelka It’s only funny until captain getup gets the numbers and rolls Scott as leader.

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JeremyCShipp Literary fiction is when someone is sad. Genre fiction is when someone is sad and there is a ghost or a robot.

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edbott Please don’t tell @DevinNunes. pic.twitter.com/qOrOcRSNxv

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@dannyjpalmer @dobes I have no idea what I’m saying any more.

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@dannyjpalmer @dobes See, I’d fuck that, whereas Captain GetUp seems a bit of a skank.

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paperghost 1950s: I hope we get flying cars
2019: you can fuck a bin twitter.com/AngryManTV/sta…

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russellmahoney How bad do you reckon your seat polling needs to be before you think “ok I’ll give a Captain Getup a call” pic.twitter.com/XGW76Xed8h

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Idealaw GETUP is of course a registered trade mark owned by Getup Ltd in class 35, so this could get interesting. pic.twitter.com/pHz9AUClSj

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@dobes I don’t know, but now I’m wondering whether Advance Australia is actually another Al Jazeera false flag operation.

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jonkudelka Captain getup is in every respect the superhero we deserve.

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@_midofo_ @Manic_Henry I am beyond caring and I’m just revelling in the atrociousness of it all.

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@R_Chirgwin Fire is pretty basic technology, Richard. In fact, it’s wheely old.

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paulkidd Can’t wait to read the / slashfic.

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@NewtonMark @NBN_Australia There was much talk of coverage pattens and the like, but the Senator asking the questio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RR

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NewtonMark TCP more or less can’t function with 7% packet loss. This whole thing smacks of a wireless network designed by RF e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xS

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@Manic_Henry I was thinking something like that. But the production is SO bad, and the whole concept so scattered.

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I shouldn’t have started that. I’m too distracted for further puns.

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We should really amp up this campaign while it’s still current. Hah! Watt was I even thinking? twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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GreenJ Stop The Volts.

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@paulkidd @dobes Surely there are longer words for “maybe”.

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NickEvershed just confirmed a reader tipoff that a Captain Getup FB page is paying $$$ for sponsored ads on Facebook already 🙏 i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ir

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@aimee_maree @PeteLawler It’s true. Pete set up one of the very first payroll systems. The workers were paid in bee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VQ

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@aimee_maree @PeteLawler Well I did once. Before it was abolished. As for the abolition of physics, well, that was..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…37

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Thanks to @GordyPls I’ve run out of enthusiasm for the Captain GetUp avatar and I’m back with the heatmapped quoll..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bg

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@dobes Probably too subtle for people. I’m trying to think of something with “copper” in it, but I’m not trying very hard.

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“Anatomy Of A Wet Fart: The Rise And Fall Of Captain GetUp” pedestrian.tv/news/captain-g…

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@19bk69 @stufromoz @trentyarwood That’s what I’d thought, thank you. I had a nasty, nasty cold about that time, tho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N9

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@dobes No marks for “Turnboolean”.

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“Labor faces reality on NBN but the dream died long ago,” writes @dobes. zdnet.com/article/labor-… “Liberal party may..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wm

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anthonydever Okay. I’ll say it. I’d have sex with Captain GetUp if he/she/it/them/they were up for it.

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liamvhogan I’ve just had a horrible thought. It’s probably not Mark Latham in the Captain Getup suit, but the chances aren’t zero

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@trentyarwood Bugger. Well my gut feeling is that next week is too early, so I’ll leave it a couple more. Unless I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KM

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I wonder if Captain GetUp can deliver Viagra. Like Uber Eats but for limp dicks.

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Now playing: “Theme From S.W.A.T.” youtube.com/watch?v=LHDg96…

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jonkudelka I feel like captain getup is only a very temporary low point of the next few weeks.

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egadheg .@CaptGetUp What do you reckon about ?

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@tshanahan83 @glengyron Oh dear God please don’t cross the streams like that. (I’ve also managed to avoid knowing a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xJ

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CaseyBriggs for the ninth day this month, the election campaign has “all but kicked off” today

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@trentyarwood I was thinking of leaving it for a few weeks yet, or are we having One Of Those Years?

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AngryManTV Lined up, ready for donors. pic.twitter.com/CqQmNI1vWX

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AngryManTV A Chinese company says its automatic sperm extractor is helping clinics collect semen from donors reluctant to mast..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yp

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@iiTalW @dobes Isn’t someone missing from this image?

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CptHollingworth I ain’t proud. pic.twitter.com/HJQxoHgJ4b

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AFlanagan *removes latex head Scooby Doo style to reveal…..Gerard Henderson twitter.com/CaptGetUp/stat…

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@cjjosh He’s quite special, I reckon.

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@liamvhogan Well he has to wait for Major Catastrophe to retire.

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antonyjfunnell A must watch - selling access to politicians - a Clarke and Dawe skit from 2012 that still has resonance…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3V

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Should anyone need a new avatar… pic.twitter.com/2FnLIkWmaV

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anthonydever “IT. IS. NOT. A. PROPERTY. BUBBLE.”
- every real estate agent, property developer, home loan broker, listings webs..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L7

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Hardly anyone is watching broadcast TV then anyway, so it’d be money wasted. Except maybe for sporting events, whic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rq

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zoeinthecities *closes twitter*

*immediately re-opens twitter, as if there might be a different internet*

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@MatthewBevan Now you might SAY that, but you know deep in your heart…

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FluffSocial A snow leopard makes an attack! pic.twitter.com/cnWjAjK3vF

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adam_turner Telstra is calling for a “level playing field” for telcos pic.twitter.com/uHepjuZXe4

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Wait. This Captain GetUp thing. Wasn’t Crusader Rabbit advertising for unpaid interns to do campaign work?

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WhoIsPM The time is April 09, 2019 at 02:31PM and the Prime Minister of Australia is Scott Morrison.

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@elronxenu I have no idea what that is, so probably not.

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@iiTalW @dobes Also, I think you mean Al Qaeda level.

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@iiTalW @dobes So many friends in the media, so many people incapable of making evan halfway professional media.

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@dobes The great thing is they’re tagging it with the aus pol hash tag so only the broekns will see it. (Unless, li..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…US

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This is fuckin’ hilariously bad. @dobes will love it. twitter.com/CaptGetUp/stat…

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“No smoking, no tattoos, no bikinis: inside China’s war to ‘clean up’ the internet” scmp.com/tech/policy/ar…

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@egadsthefuzz I’ve never found it to be particularly cold inside the building, and it’s certainly not cold in Canberra today.

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@dobes @drearyclocks I think we need to consider the role of the seagulls in all this.

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The number appears to be 91 order so. Thanks, everyone.

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May I draw everyone’s attention to the inaugural European Gull Screeching Championship, held in Adinkerke, Belgium,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lU

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How many hours is it until Brexit now?

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@dobes Please don’t make me cry.

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I can’t cope with this any more.

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That ravine is getting more appealing by the minute.

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So here’s the tweet that Michaelia Cash deleted. we must preserve this magic. twitter.com/GrogsGamut/sta…

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VictoriaPolice Police have charged 40 people, including two 17-year-olds and a 15-year-old, following a protest in the CBD yesterd..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1H

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@WarWraith Not yet, but I feel like it’s getting closer as the minutes pass.

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RanTLaw Everything, from the campaign against EVs to this latest brainfart, suggests the conservatives know they can’t do m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qq

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Maybe this is dietary advice and a slogan for people needing to gain weight. “Carb On!”

Oh dear God everything is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gB

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THEY ARE TRYING TO EXPLAIN PACKET LOSS TO HER.

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GrogsGamut “Car-Bon” Yep, things are that stupid twitter.com/SenatorCash/st…

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Oh dear God, Senator Anne Urquhart is now asking how congestion occurs in fixed wireless networks and I want to hur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ip

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ScottRhodie That woman who recorded the video saying if you write stuff on your ballot paper and can sack the government is unh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ap

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dobes MacDonald will not be missed from estimates twitter.com/Paul_Karp/stat…

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rabbitandcoffee Hoping Captain GetUp can try to do this with as many cameras as possible around to film it. twitter.com/worldwidewob/s…

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@dobes Well to have one would be a good first goal.

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@dobes I think I heard someone say that earlier.

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Well Minister Fifield definitely* has the air of a man across his subject matter.

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@dobes @BundyB He was “answering”, you say?

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@dobes Must be why he’s stumbling to answer the question.

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Wow just SO much helping from Malcolm today! twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…

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@iiTalW Nevertheless there should have been cake.

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Today is NBN’s 10th birthday but this bloke didn’t even bring cake.

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“Our progress hasn’t always been smooth,” says NBN bossfella. Uhuh.

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@dobes He should stand as an independent for the Senate.

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“DTA hanging back from blockchain hype to avoid picking betamax-chain” by @dobes, who is having a lovely morning. zdnet.com/article/dta-ha…

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@dobes Malcolm is always helping.

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juhasaarinen My timeline’s much too quiet today so here goes. twitter.com/tilbots/status…

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dellcam Someone spoofed my dad’s phone number, called him & said they were with <phone company>, and that they’d heard he’d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…51

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CoughlanMatt Australian Naval Infrastructure boss David Knox tables a photo taken by a drone. Centre Alliance’s Rex Patrick asks..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ti

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duckbytheoboe Fun fact: until the mid 90s, Estimates hearings regularly ran way past midnight.

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SquigglyRick Malcolm Turnbull launching On Violence by Natasha Stott Despoja. “There is a lot of government advertising on at th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5H

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dobes @BundyB @mattjhatton He is full of good* takes
twitter.com/dobes/status/1…

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Raf_Epstein Boot boy twitter.com/brendandonohoe…

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“Another NBN review floated as Labor plan to ‘make best of what we have’,” writes @dobes zdnet.com/article/anothe… “A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qe

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Wong: “Should we get ASC Ltd to this hearing]?”
Cormann: “You can’t…”
Wong: “Oh I can do a lot of things.”

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@dobes Counterpoint: I should not.

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Meanwhile, in another committee room, Senator Penny Wong is already over it. pic.twitter.com/BFcAqTIS6W

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These senators really are the C-Team.

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@alexdante We don’t know yet whether Leyonhjelm will get a spot, because it’s down to preferences, but so far he’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mh

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@alexdante This is Senator Duncan Spender, who just replaced Senator David Leyonhjelm for the Liberal Democrats, be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FF

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@dobes He seems to have trouble with the words in the actual Act. Also with what is already in the Broadcasting Ser..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xe

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Scarf Boy is on about sadomasochism websites again.

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The first four words here are kinda territory. twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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dobes This election is going to be the absolute worst twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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@CherylRofer @NuclearAnthro Hurtling towards a laser sounds… ill-advised.

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CherylRofer Not to be outdone by Russia’s vaporware… twitter.com/Raytheon/statu…

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@jdub @GetUp Does trademark law apply when it’s not trade i.e. commercial?

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I’m torn. Do I switch to the Finance & Public Administration Legislation Committee for the combat, or stay with Com..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OS

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@BundyB We’re talking about politicians here…

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@dobes Of course. I had a weirdness with it the other night, but I haven’t needed to figure that out yet.

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@dobes But how good is the new Parlwork live agenda!

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@BundyB It’s not a commercial thing, so not trade, so not a trademark. You could go them for deception, I guess. IANAL.

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@dobes I have decided to listen to bits of it, because I am a sad fuck.

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I have, however, switched to the Environment and Communications Legislation Committee and here’s the program…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a4

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In the Legal and Constitutional Affairs Legislation Committee, just before they cut off a procedural thing, I heard..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d1

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For those of you desperate to watch our democracy at work… twitter.com/AuSenate/statu…

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Well Senate Estimates looks like more fun today. aph.gov.au/~/media/Estima… (PDF)

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BTW, at the end of this yarn is the explanation of the ice cream in the Cormann-Wong Debates yesterday…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xJ

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@NuclearAnthro [Nods] This does sound like a roughly equivalent way of viewing the world, but through different len..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HJ

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@rohan_p @liamvhogan @purserj @davidgerard @dobes @egadheg I’m confused. Are we putting wombats on the blockchain now?

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@BreakfastNews Unless they were thinking of the Erinsborough Military Tattoo. Now THAT would be something to behold!

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I’d thought that @BreakfastNews might delete that tweet, so here’s a picture.

(Sorry, folks, but you’ve got to adm..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vb

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“At GetUp we really know what’s best for you.” Just lie back and think of Captain GetUp! pic.twitter.com/0W6EyuupKF

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Having a sook because a short time ago I left a ” out of a tweet.

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@NuclearAnthro Sociolinguistics goes with all that anthropology bullshit I guess, yeah. ;)

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We regret to inform you that Nate Silver is a duck.

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Also, Nate Silver uses the word “cuck”? Now I know most of you haven’t studied sociolinguistics, but the term “soci..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JS

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matthew_d_green So basically she was @travisgoodspeed. twitter.com/kylegriffin1/s…

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@dobes The first five words would have been enough.

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That’s a shame. They should’ve got the even more famous one from Edinburgh. twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…

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Soviet Electric Pink Batts! smh.com.au/politics/feder… Also, “Self-styled ‘modern Liberals’”! pic.twitter.com/pZTjaFzQ4g

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It’s easy to forget just how strong America’s isolationist streak has been. pic.twitter.com/dagsfjJrPE

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@dobes @liamvhogan @davidgerard @purserj @rohan_p Also if you’ve got huffing kittens then pass ‘em around.

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Yes, we must cater for the sort of chap who likes watching animals being slaughtered all day, because that would de..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TJ

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@dobes @liamvhogan @davidgerard @purserj @rohan_p I like “trending” and “at the moment” being used together, becaus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X0

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@dobes @davidgerard @purserj @rohan_p Only if I can give a bit of a friendly squeeze.

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dobes hahahahahahahahhaahahahahaha twitter.com/John_Hanna/sta…

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BOM_NSW Expecting some flooding to begin in parts of from today. Satellites show water moving from Qld after TC Trevor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gQ

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I suppose I shouldn’t complain, because the Crimson Rosella (Platycercus elegans) is a beautiful bird. But they are..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dc

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I would like the crimson jerkbirds up in that tree there [points] to stop ripping apart seeds and throwing the unap..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H4

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@paulwallbank I haven’t been to North Sydney since mid-February.

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@onthemedia @SnarkyPlatypus As Molly would say, “Do yourself a favour.”

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@onthemedia @SnarkyPlatypus Last night I said you should all listen to @onthemedia’s “Empire State of Mind” on the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sL

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@liamvhogan Well this is all basically un-Australian and cannot be allowed to happen.

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@kcarruthers It’s traditional for Port Pirie kids to have lead poisoning. theconversation.com/lead-poisoning… The city even has..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c5

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Tue plan, draft: Having worked very late last night, today will be an easier day. I’ll work my way gently through a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YR

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Tuesday. They march towards you in long, tired lines, their webbed feet glistening in the morning sunlight. Tuesday.

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@franksting Yeah that’s much better. :) Also, the cops have a “fixated persons unit”, which is good to know.

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@dobes Hah! Beautiful.

US & AU: “We don’t want your stuff you’ll spy on us.”
UK: “We don’t want your stuff it’s shit.”

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I’ve finished. Oh, it’s after midnight. I guess I’d better pour a whisky.

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