RT @jamesrbuk: Thanks to the magic of twitter I’ve gone from awestruck at the black hole pic to bored with the jokes about it in about 23 m…
@royalsociety Absolutely. :)
RT @jonkudelka: Always good to kick things off but stuffing up a pointlessnessly convoluted plan. https://t.co/felWtaY9ep
@jonoabroad @DavidFeng @JaJaWa In Riyadh? pic.twitter.com/UIMhPuMHwh
The Royal Society has gone feral. https://t.co/11Pg5Jm3hN
ElSandifer Have just discovered that Milo Yiannopoulos is now self-publishing an ebook called “How to Be Poor” with Vox Day, and just…
*chef’s kiss*
RT @benpobjie: Why not? https://t.co/phA7nurlPo
@DavidFeng @JaJaWa I’ll believed it when I’m on it. Mid-2019, they allege, but this is Sydney and we can’t even build a tram line.
RT @BernardKeane: Having waited an extra 3 days to
1. launch a scare campaign on EVs so hilariously inept it actually made the case for Lab…
@radix42 Perhaps. Our Prime Ministers are a more ephemeral species though. We go through them fast.
RT @jonkudelka: Look can I just speak for everyone when I say thank god that’s over.
RT @SkyNewsAust: .@SharriMarkson: The plan was for @ScottMorrisonMP to go tonight under cover of darkness, without fanfare; then pop up tom…
An election campaign of more than five weeks with Easter and Anzac Day in the midst of it all. Fun for everyone!
Davelennonabc @SkyNewsAust @stilgherrian the ABC had it first Laura Tingle on 7.30
RT @glengyron: Hope he takes Captain Getup with him for a little gravitas. https://t.co/X5bTSyedeV
RT @SkyNewsAust: #BREAKING: The Daily Telegraph is reporting that Prime Minister Scott Morrison is en route to Canberra, and will call the…
In “The Case-Book of Sherlock Holmes†episode “Shoshcombe Old Place†(1991) a rather young Jupic.twitter.com/uMYqxYaTeDYqxYaTeD
Scottludlam like a singularity, but for gaping stupidity
Scottludlam i am worried they are passing over some kind of event horizon where no form of mockery can reach them
Scottludlam is it my imagination or was the government even dumber than usual today
RT @benraue: It’s really starting to feel like the election will be called tomorrow. As I predicted in this email on Monday. https://t.co/n…
@Davelennonabc @brexitcountdow1 “We can’t stop here! This is bat country!â€
brexitcountdow1 Brexit is 59 hours away. #brexit
RT @Harry_Stevens: With Israel’s #Beresheet spacecraft set to land on the moon on Thursday, I figured it was a good time to visualize the h…
RT @DmitryOpines: And to think, my fellow Elders of Zion mocked me when I suggested combining our chem trails with the deep state’s homosex…
@swearyanthony @NewtonMark You’re forgetting the Antarctic Moon Nazis’ time travel technology.
RT @phbarratt: More Dunning-Kruger. The woods are full of it tonight. https://t.co/ltlzsJXxEZ
RT @JimmyTLeach: ‘A horse had sex with my car’ — @avivaplc’s most unusual insurance claims in 2018 are incredible https://t.co/Nu4wOSXbzO?
Maybe I should give this a try. Boost my IQ by 170 points! pic.twitter.com/j8e6aBAJjX
Yes, I’m sure a total beginner will be able to do better than the professional investors who run the superannuation… https://t.co/aDatRbGTD5
I should probably generate some revenue some time this week.
HecateApp The things you find while doing brand research… pic.twitter.com/kb4knCWNZm
Picketer I think we need to find some vegan Nazis so the usual suspects don’t know whether to be mad at them or defend their right to free speech.
@dobes Cool. Fax my people when it’s sorted.
@dobes Do you know anyone who runs a publishing operation who might have access to such a person?
@dobes Yeah let’s not go there. Maybe we could sort a photographer next time I’m in Sydney and not drunk?
@dobes My dinkus turns 10 this year.
@SnarkyPlatypus @coldsnacks I need a bigger bowl. https://t.co/Gsq5pGZ8Cw
@roisin6 The trick is cracking it open without the ink bombs going off. I might check some news sites later.
@jonoabroad @SBSOnDemand They’re “on†the service.
@DeborahAnnG It’d still be worth it just for the fun.
RT @jonkudelka: I am aware that we’re at the third or fourth derivative of pisstaking here.
Awesome work. https://t.co/cDK5jdTkA7
@BarrysChins So I’ve been told. The whole episode gets funnier and funnier by the hour.
@tamaralcoombes @dobes What? Begging for chicken bones at Circular Quay.
@dobes @glengyron @tshanahan83 @Rob_Stott Hmmm.
@FionaPattenMLC Wrong Mundine.
@glengyron @tshanahan83 @Rob_Stott In a way I’m disappointed. I want to see just how bad it’s going to get.
HAHAHAHAHA! Oh dear @dobes and everyone this is brilliant. https://t.co/MZYzSoyYzA
I’ve just noticed tha@SBSOnDemandnd has a whole bunch of Jackie Chan movies on right now.
@tamaralcoombes @dobes You kinda have a point, I suppose, but seriously… pic.twitter.com/E3VLzfx9zA
RT @pixelatedboat: @CUhlmann Ah, I see you’ve stopped crying about wind turbines for five seconds to cry because you saw the word “burgerâ€â€¦
Histreepix Dog fails to deter her Tetris fetishist master from relapsing. Maidstone, 1956. pic.twitter.com/qOcv1bWoh5
RT @Histreepix: President Trump and Prime Minister May lovingly shield their hamster from the glare of the world press. Washington, 2017. h…
RT @stephendziedzic: Illuminating exchange in @dfat #estimates on the detained Australian writer Yang Hengjun. Our Ambassador in China has…
@NewtonMark They already have on a certain news channel. You’ll never guess which one. https://t.co/q14m7Rqp6J
tashlee Rhonda, hold all my calls. pic.twitter.com/YPCMadmMu1
@SnarkyPlatypus @coldsnacks It won’t be too exciting tonight. Iceberg lettuce (because the rocket looked a bit tire… https://t.co/XG979JN4aS
@dobes That, yes, or start scoffing lots of white sugar and going berserk. https://t.co/3jh4AFoqOF
RT @GrogsGamut: I feel like the guys behind the Captain Get Up thing are the type of blokes whose idea of joy is explaining to women why a…
RT @primroseriordan: Defence has previously said RAN transits of the Taiwan Strait are “routine” but in #estimates the Chief of Navy said A…
@Steve_Lockstep But here we are anyway.
@Steve_Lockstep The site of the joke. Which he cited, apparently. Long day, Steve?
Preparing myself for @PointlessAU. So few remain, yet they’re getting better and better.
@BigDaveTsv @Fascistlefty @strikhedonia01 @GetUp @Greens @AustralianLabor On the other hand, there’s also common la… https://t.co/Yl5nWBzsxC
@Steve_Lockstep Oh, where was it? Perhaps you could cite the location.
RT @skwashd: Proof that blows to the head cause brain damage. https://t.co/3CJgv4EExp
@jonoabroad Triffid.
@coldsnacks @SnarkyPlatypus I’ll have you know I make a good salad.
@SnarkyPlatypus Neither will I. Salad should be a serious, solemn business.
If only all such emails were tagged appropriately… pic.twitter.com/7svVH5iZtf
@SnarkyPlatypus Or a related note, I’m having salad for dinner again tonight. Just like I did last night.
RT @Scarfolk: A mini-thread about the origins of Scarfolk. https://t.co/AcT54OXYNG
@SnarkyPlatypus Rendang doesn’t count.
@davispg @jpwarren @dobes @davidgerard @rohan_p Maybe they’re the ones huffin@SnarkyPlatypusus’ cleaning products.
RT @davispg: It’s. Not. Worth… Ahhh stuff it. Go ahead folks, chuck some more money at something unprofitable so the VC’s can cash out and…
@dobes @jpwarren @davidgerard @rohan_p Blockchain is not contagious. Infectious, yes.
@chriswotton @smartbrain @ApostrophePong Hahahahaha!
“Captain GetUp and the league of leftists coming for your free speech†by @firstdogonmoon https://t.co/2q9KvGu8W1 https://t.co/PchtVpwLDN
@SnarkyPlatypus You stopped huffing the cleaning products?
@chriswotton @smartbrain @ApostrophePong Yeah, it gets packed at night. Sanook maak.
@Taezar Yeah straw-necked ibis are kinda OK. They tend not to go the bin chicken route.
@chriswotton @smartbrain @ApostrophePong The Chamberlain (or C Bar) is a Thai-owned-for-Thais pub. Thai families du… https://t.co/OSJLfy1bGm
Good work, Keith. https://t.co/aImegkh4tV
@EnoTheWonderdog Same.
@dobes @ashabeeeee FFS! Autocomplete is always so good.
“South Australia to house Defence’s new AU$68m supercomputer centre†by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/m4TM3IgrN5
@dobes @ashabeeeee Oh yeah. Fixed.
Good lizard, this. https://t.co/uwJOrhaH03
Important pig-related news for @SnarkyPlatypus. https://t.co/IzuFOWACrA
@CptHollingworth @dobes Reassuring, that.
RT @chrisjoregan: This image is incredibly funny to me https://t.co/ogv4Ssb3G3
@munin Amongst other things, yes.
@DavidJay04 @angusllewellyn @CaptGetUp Rarely used for broadcast news.
@CptHollingworth @dobes Now what if I told you that it arrived in the context of blockchain?
@munin It’s almost as if the people who were building the things didn’t listen to the people who thought about the things.
@dobes Right then. pic.twitter.com/38c9kOKnrk
Goodness me, if only someone had predicted that this sort of thing might happen. https://t.co/IFBJRGWBXc
RT @matttburke: Hey @CaptGetUp, I’m having trouble understanding why you’re engaging with this George Rundle account. Could you explain why…
@alexkidman @SnarkyPlatypus I like to live dangerously.
cxi Auto correct just changed Machine Learning to MACHINE KEVIN. AND THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. #ML #MK #ARTIFICIALKEVTELIGENCE
@alexkidman @SnarkyPlatypus I should actually praise Alex for being one of the more informed reviewers of this sort… https://t.co/axEM6swIkf
@alexkidman @SnarkyPlatypus [Nods] Huawei cameras have been top-notch for years. My experience is “old†now, a good… https://t.co/Ny9cpYqjXV
Hahahahahahahaha good thing I downloaded it. Now, of course, Twitter will block any re-uploads, even though they co… https://t.co/H411VcjaKr
On fuck no. https://t.co/LDjlVRxV1j
There’s another video. Also, Freddie Foreign Money is apparently female. https://t.co/HYYNWT4w2s
Quite an @ApostrophePong photo, this. Also, me. https://t.co/QQREpkPLmD
@SnarkyPlatypus @alexkidman Hmmm. That might be more about the plans. @alexkidman is useless.
RT @patty_mitchell: Response from Toyota:
“Toyota Australia were not consulted on the use of the HiLux in government materials. We can co…
@SnarkyPlatypus Our friends* at Finder (well, @alexkidman anyway) may be able to help. finder.com.au/mobile-phones
This does look interesting. Here’s a direct link to the event flyer https://t.co/FQMvR4tBpn (PDF). Bernard Collaery… https://t.co/3ADQieS4hr
RT @BernardKeane: Sydney: Bernard Collaery is delivering what promises to be a cracker of a speech at the launch of Clinton Fernandes’ book…
Now here’s a sentence… https://t.co/lJhOskyeDy
@dobes Fuck no. It’s something worse.
I think @dobes is sending me malware.
@Picketer Ideally, yes.
RT @madconnaughton: so it seems @PeterDutton_MP has discovered emojis https://t.co/hq9DSYC2j8
rohan_p Important IT news pic.twitter.com/wK0Upb9Nte
RT @tashlee: So #PharLap is trending. Here’s a story: When my mum first came to Australia she was asked by a guy at a pub if she wanted to…
egadheg Surely that’s all they’ve been seeing for years, though? pic.twitter.com/plLyQ5qkQw
rohan_p Appointment mania pic.twitter.com/E2GqPb28wH
HAHAHAHAHA oh this is excellent electricness! https://t.co/JLj5BZVVdk
RT @GrogsGamut: Oh nice of Fifield to appoint former Lib MP Ewan Jones to the board of the National Film and Sound Archive as he “has a bac…
Don’t @ me.
What residents wanting to trade electricity could do is start and join a cooperative. There are already business st… https://t.co/nOoKsK0dCc
Pro Tip: If a startup wants to do something for you, expecting to make millions, then you can do it without the sta… https://t.co/leUhYl9O17
There is literally no reason to add the complexity of a blockchain to this, or for that matter a startup. An accoun… https://t.co/v0KuBEALLj
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost My school’s old scholars cult is having its 150th anniversary gala dinner soon and I… https://t.co/3q0EZBKtni
Hah! I heard a great interview about this once, I think by @theharryshearer. God bless America. https://t.co/v3gm63LNEX
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost This is true. A shame that comments like that are left to stand.
@riskybusiness That’s a point.
Maybe Captain GetUp is run by our friends at the IRA in St Petersburg.
“[Westpac guy] said the most positive lift in sentiment was in low- to middle-income groups with wages in the $60,0… https://t.co/EOr15MmsN1
But is this because of the Budget, or despite it? https://t.co/ezirbf4mwx
RT @primroseriordan: Pretty brutal audit of the Northern Australia Infrastructure Facility, saying it wasn’t clear why some projects were f…
@dobes @staticsan @GordyPls There’s some photos of elephants too#gonnaneedabiggerbucketet
@dobes @staticsan @GordyPls There are more photos and videos of horses being masturbated than I’d thought.
Definitely helping.
@dobes @GordyPls “A bucket, with help.pic.twitter.com/WStYAo8l9D8l9D
@dmeeze @NewtonMark @dobes @swearyanthony @GetUp Now that would be the way to do it. Delivered by Get Krack!n’s Kas… https://t.co/N2u0JqgcDm
@GordyPls “Just won’t come’? Maybe this will pic.twitter.com/snUCbxOo8vbxOo8v
RT @GordyPls: The people’s frozen beef sheets have spoken https://t.co/84SezRXSed
@NewtonMark @dobes @swearyanthony @GetUp Modelled on the one given to the Yankalilla Bowling Club, perhaps.
I need a whiteboard.
RT @OliverHotham: Pics just coming out of yesterday’s enlarged meeting of the Workers’ Party Central Committee’s Politburo, which discussed…
best_in_dumbest Let’s take the “Ice”
out of “Orifices” pic.twitter.com/zwoZcjzXwr
@NewtonMark @dobes @swearyanthony Patreon to the rescue!
RT @jeamland: Benedet: Hey Peter, you should check out our new thing: Freddie Foreign Money!
Dutton: … what…
Benedet: Because GetUp takes f…
RT @shadow: Tired: “Jira is downâ€
Wired: “Atlassian shruggedâ€
“I also come in a self-powered version — not electric! — for the difficult-to-remove turdicles but you have to brin… https://t.co/4A1H7aCsiz
“Hi, I’m Captain Bumstick. I’m on a mission to scrub out the dingleberries that infect Australia’s democracy and wa… https://t.co/LAzvsMVFrX
@dobes @swearyanthony The best thing, though, is that it’s going to get EVEN WORSE over the next few weeks. Hurrah!
RT @MatthewBevan: 007: I’m on a mole hunt, 009.
009 (holding mic and large tape recorder): a mole hunt?
007: Yes. Seen anything suspiciou…
RT @erstkate: “Your internet.”
“What’s internet?”
“Your internet connection.”
“I don’t understand, what?”
“Your computer internet connectio…
RT @erstkate: “Hello, I am calling from the Telstra department.”
“Hello what?”
“The Telstra department”
“The balestrade department?”
“The T…
SnarkyPlatypus Wednesday poll. What do you use when you wash yourself?
@dobes @swearyanthony The more I think about it the dumber it all seems. And the dumber I feel.
RT @GordyPls: “Why are so many commentators in so many publications across a broad range of positions saying this is wrong?”
So, so close…
@dobes Also this? https://t.co/OxCaGGHs8M
@NewtonMark He left out a lot of things.
“China wants to ban bitcoin mining: On list of industrial activities state planner wants eliminated.†https://t.co/kgv9tJnZOX
I am enjoying* the latest “Russia, If You’re Listening†podcast by @MatthewBevan and it’s detailed discussion of be… https://t.co/DW9Crcbdfu
@ApostrophePong @smartbrain @chriswotton Hah! No, I am still a farang. I just hang around in Thaitown for the food and the personal abuse.
RT @captain_getup: Oops. The number of followers of my (fake) account, is now higher than of the real Captain GetUp! I really think you sho…
RT @michaelkoziol: The newsreader on KIIS FM just said Scott Morrison was “full of it†on electric cars and Kyle Sandilands described the s…
Want to hear @drspacejunk in Sydney this evening re her book “Dr Space Junk vs the Universe�… https://t.co/xFnl4WAVDa
RT @phbarratt: @TonyHWindsor Michaelia Cash brings to mind a remark I heard a former Victorian Chief Magistrate make in a discussion about…
RT @Picketer: By tomorrow they will have some bob the builder looking suit with CFMEU written on it. Friday there will be a hook nosed char…
jonkudelka Did the election get called? pic.twitter.com/oon8z0x6ws
katinacurtis Fun fact: people* sometimes call the Low and Middle Income Tax Offset the “Lamington” #estimates
*possibly only those within the tax office
@smartbrain @chriswotton @ApostrophePong If people prefer a Thai diner but not drinking, on the same block is the Y… https://t.co/PsfoNwSYy7
@smartbrain @chriswotton Pro Tip for anyone visiting Sydney: Saab Verr at the Chamberlain Hotel in Thaitown.… https://t.co/B9S3cwZbai
@smartbrain @chriswotton Hah! Krapao isn’t a favourite for me. I am a big fan of tub waan, though, and larb ped, an… https://t.co/Fu8AexZ7hn
@smartbrain @chriswotton Yeah not bad given it’s just for my own breakfast. :)
@smartbrain @chriswotton I am just an ignorant farang.
@smartbrain @chriswotton But deduct 1 mark for the egg. So 6/10.
@smartbrain @chriswotton ผัดà¸à¸£à¸°à¹€à¸žà¸£à¸²à¹„à¸à¹ˆà¸à¸£à¹ˆà¸à¸¢à¸¡à¸²à¸, so maybe 7/10.
RT @Dana_Adele: “Your side of government, the Labor party, wouldn’t know a surplus if it bit you on the arse,” Coalition Senator Nigel Scul…
dobes tfw the election is finally called. pic.twitter.com/nc8oF4bznG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. https://t.co/87j0vJvcwc
@smartbrain @chriswotton Also, I was lazy and didn’t add a fried egg.
@niallj16 What a frightening thought.
@smartbrain @chriswotton Actually here you go. Not nearly enough chilli or basil because I’m running low. I added s… https://t.co/SduEJ8vYnR
@JasonNg88 D’oh! I keep forgetting that place. I’ll give them a go and report back.
@smartbrain @chriswotton I’ll get the proper ingredients from Thaitown next time I’m down in Sydney.
@smartbrain @chriswotton Haha no because I’m taking another shortcut which I’m embarrassed to show.
@jonoabroad ไม่เป็นไร.
@jdub Such true skills there.
Making chilli basil chicken. Annoyingly, I’m using green basil not Thai basil because I haven’t found anywhere in t… https://t.co/JkaD1jKOU5
RT @juhasaarinen: If I get hens I’ll call them The All Boks. Betcha nobody’s thought of that before.
campuscodi Get a load of this email… real h@ckzor right here pic.twitter.com/c2TxlO3WiA
RT @RachaelHasIdeas: Behold, the worst possible take on the protests by animal activists. Offensive to all good thinking people everywhere…
RT @Dana_Adele: Labor Senator Murray Watt replies that Scullion’s comment is “the most honest thing I’ve ever heard” from a government Sena…
RT @Dana_Adele: Senator Nigel Scullion denies the government purposely timed its taxpayer-funded ad campaigns to portray it in a positive l…
TIL: Mungo MacCallum creates cryptic crosswords. (Why I hadn’t noticed this before now is a mystery.) https://t.co/t2bpaW5HbT
@juhasaarinen I do my best.
I’m thinking about marshmallow kayaks for Sydney Harbour. https://t.co/buN1IA11Tr
RT @juannisaac: so you broke into his house.. https://t.co/faKqq1Dcgh
@jdub It is truly bizarre. I’ve watched it four times now, as well and stepped through it looking at the edits.
It wasn’t DNS. Weird.
RT @dobes: “Officials blamed the outbreak on so-called anti-vaxxers who have spread false information.” https://t.co/0Onrht3a35
All thermonuclear devices should have googly eyes. https://t.co/ai4UNRLaPV
@dobes They’d have to have some hide to do that.
Having been a broadcast producer, I can confirm that the vast majority of bias allegations take this form. https://t.co/ARqbCdRoQJ
Interesting philosophical discussion from the Australian Electoral Commission.
(I’m not having a go. I agree that… https://t.co/vSRoEXJRTM
RT @AusElectoralCom: The following party registrations have recently been approved: Victorian Socialists, Australian Democrats, The Great A…
@DaveIrving99 @rgmerk I hadn’t realised they’d stayed in use so late. I’d thought the current ratpacks had come in… https://t.co/zd0b8Cqey6
RT @joshgnosis: Experts? https://t.co/Mhi7UXghQk
RT @dobes: This is absolutely cooked thinking from the ALP.
Blockcocking is not the new internet, wake up to yourselves. https://t.co/pasu…
Is there anything special I should be watching in Senate Estimates today? #estimates
RT @GreenJ: I don’t want to alarm anyone, but apparently, according to @jkalbrechtsen, the ALP has a relationship with the union movement.…
MikeySlezak Nice to see the Australian media really lifting the quality of political debate. pic.twitter.com/pZ8QTVC69B
@llc1138 Indeed. I have enormous sympathy for him.
@embilbie Enough to tow a caravan.
There is also a “semen analysis apparatusâ€. https://t.co/nPjWO6SYug https://t.co/1R4tfRgqvS
@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, but Sanwe also makes this machine, so we’re already a long way down a strange rabbit-hole. https://t.co/z78Wx5F6CH
In other words, “Please answer these intimate questions while I zap your dick with electricity and measure it.â€
“[It] stimulates on the dorsal penile nerve and measures the conduction velocity and amplitude of reflex arc… Use… https://t.co/U5iJKz3ruZ
In case anyone’s interested Sanwe Medical Equipment Co Ltd, the people who make the semen collection machine, also… https://t.co/C4BTuwkEJQ
Hurrah! https://t.co/drrJqADTv3
Yeah here’s another shot. Approved Desk Plants, not deck plantspic.twitter.com/lpqPmTyQbebe
And doesn’t that team manager Mr Zhi Heng look miserable as.
Is it just me, or does everyone in this Chinese content monitoring team have the same Approved Deck Plant?
Fantast… https://t.co/pbSzkbrnFQ
Very good, @davpope in the @canberratimes. Very good. pic.twitter.com/HKcczQuyfY
RT @trentyarwood: Now you can have advertising and marketing analysis on all of your private docs twice, with bonus added provision to the…
RT @NewtonMark: None of the apprentices standing behind her can afford anything more than a second hand Commodore. Maybe they should join a…
RT @Malcolmsquotes: I mean the guy is an epic fuck-up. He’s so dense that light bends around him.
RT @NewtonMark: Ask anyone who deals with the Minister, his department, or ACMA about how horrifically stupid @SenatorFifield is, how he is…
@darkhorse166 Maybe it’s something to do with road cycling and huffing diesel fumes.
@Pollytics Cruel, so cruel.
RT @staffo_sez: I’m worried that the car I’m driving today won’t be the one I’m driving in 2030. Also, the sky is falling and I want my mum…
@darkhorse166 You’re the road cyclist. You tell me.
When you have lost Judith Sloan… https://t.co/hH3BhOSUdg
Wed plan, outline draft: Minor geekery related to client email and definitely not DNS; a substantial breakfast; rem… https://t.co/CbBjXNUnDf
RT @JamColley: Well at least he knows how to dodge something https://t.co/WKnBlRIyKh
“Telstra CEO defends call to block sites showing terrorist attack videos†by @dobes, as well as videos made by othe… https://t.co/MKCkSHZQUc
@marcuskelson Have you thought about buying your own? https://t.co/KxzeiX3dWG?
“This email is from a trusted source.pic.twitter.com/i5M7mdtcnBtcnB
@alexkidman Comb out in hives, you say?
@bigmac Oh hello, Shirley.
@alexkidman Oh that stung!
@damhenn They are very good arrows, Damian.
@alexkidman So you’re making a beeline for the door then? OK, buzz off, mate.
@jennylmackinnon @oberonsghost I am definitely not going to obsess over this.
@jennylmackinnon @oberonsghost I’ve downloaded the video and am stepping through it now. Like why would you choose… https://t.co/WYD1XnF1lT
RT @johnmcternan: Another Tory brave enough to argue for legalising drugs! https://t.co/2lHkTujlGh
Well this is certainly a metaphor for… everything. https://t.co/VJjEHPL3cI
@irisherself Wow. This is such a lovely thing. Thank you.
@jodiem The trick for any video editor parodying Trump’s new video would be over-riding your instincts and putting… https://t.co/7n95tGJioP
@jodiem I could probably knock one up this afternoon. The music is clean audio, the edits to black or text are all… https://t.co/NzY1kt4w4G
Ah. I think someone thought they were making a joke. It seems The Australian’s “Cut & Paste†column is too subtle f… https://t.co/qfAzwl1tMo
@rgmerk At the Australian? That’s probably where the brain worms come from.
Oh, just on this, the Diggers didn’t actually get meat and three veg. https://t.co/scUtCaAgjo Weevils and dysentery… https://t.co/wTJXOoeXs7
@jennylmackinnon @oberonsghost Well that’s a technique for building suspense, if done right. Not in this case through.
“ASD confirms data stolen in Parliament IT breach†by @justinrhendry https://t.co/pwfeFubHtT Apparently not sensiti… https://t.co/q1klCPqkdR
I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS WORLD. pic.twitter.com/ZvjLbRhHhh
glengyron Get Up should hit back with Captain Brain Worms.
@oberonsghost No timing of vision with music. Poor shot selection. No colour grading. So much obsession with Hillar… https://t.co/rUvfIvwekG
It’s a lovely day ahead in the Blue Mountains today, even though the rest o@CARROT_apppp’s news is disappointipic.twitter.com/hKnxbhXuAfXuAf
IT’S ALL HAPPENING TODAY. https://t.co/c41nXCpzdL
I’m watching it again.
What the actual fuck is this? I mean, it’s no Captain GetUp, but it’s still pretty funny. https://t.co/8IXfTfysCB
Wednesday. Circles, all the circles. Circles. Wednesday.