Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 10th, 2019

jamesrbuk Thanks to the magic of twitter I’ve gone from awestruck at the black hole pic to bored with the jokes about it in a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…of

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jonkudelka Always good to kick things off but stuffing up a pointlessnessly convoluted plan. twitter.com/skynewsaust/st…

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ElSandifer Have just discovered that Milo Yiannopoulos is now self-publishing an ebook called “How to Be Poor” with Vox Day, and just…

*chef’s kiss*

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benpobjie Why not? twitter.com/HistoryHit/sta…

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@DavidFeng @JaJaWa We’ve been through this before, David.

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@DavidFeng @JaJaWa I’ll believed it when I’m on it. Mid-2019, they allege, but this is Sydney and we can’t even build a tram line.

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BernardKeane Having waited an extra 3 days to
1. launch a scare campaign on EVs so hilariously inept it actually made the case f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Im

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@radix42 Perhaps. Our Prime Ministers are a more ephemeral species though. We go through them fast.

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jonkudelka Look can I just speak for everyone when I say thank god that’s over.

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SkyNewsAust .@SharriMarkson: The plan was for @ScottMorrisonMP to go tonight under cover of darkness, without fanfare; then pop..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yn

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An election campaign of more than five weeks with Easter and Anzac Day in the midst of it all. Fun for everyone!

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Davelennonabc @SkyNewsAust @stilgherrian the ABC had it first Laura Tingle on 7.30

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glengyron Hope he takes Captain Getup with him for a little gravitas. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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SkyNewsAust : The Daily Telegraph is reporting that Prime Minister Scott Morrison is en route to Canberra, and will ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4m

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In “The Case-Book of Sherlock Holmes” episode “Shoshcombe Old Place” (1991) a rather young Jude Law. pic.twitter.com/uMYqxYaTeD

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Scottludlam like a singularity, but for gaping stupidity

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Scottludlam i am worried they are passing over some kind of event horizon where no form of mockery can reach them

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Scottludlam is it my imagination or was the government even dumber than usual today

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benraue It’s really starting to feel like the election will be called tomorrow. As I predicted in this email on Monday. pic.twitter.com/noZwFkyOCB

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@Davelennonabc @brexitcountdow1 “We can’t stop here! This is bat country!”

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brexitcountdow1 Brexit is 59 hours away.

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Harry_Stevens With Israel’s spacecraft set to land on the moon on Thursday, I figured it was a good time to visualize..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G6

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DmitryOpines And to think, my fellow Elders of Zion mocked me when I suggested combining our chem trails with the deep state’s h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fH

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@swearyanthony @NewtonMark You’re forgetting the Antarctic Moon Nazis’ time travel technology.

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phbarratt More Dunning-Kruger. The woods are full of it tonight. twitter.com/gcobber99/stat…

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JimmyTLeach ‘A horse had sex with my car’ —@avivaplclc’s most unusual insurance claims in 2018 are incrediblhuffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/aviva-in…zO?

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Maybe I should give this a try. Boost my IQ by 170 points! pic.twitter.com/j8e6aBAJjX

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Yes, I’m sure a total beginner will be able to do better than the professional investors who run the superannuation..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D5

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I should probably generate some revenue some time this week.

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HecateApp The things you find while doing brand research… pic.twitter.com/kb4knCWNZm

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Picketer I think we need to find some vegan Nazis so the usual suspects don’t know whether to be mad at them or defend their right to free speech.

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@dobes Cool. Fax my people when it’s sorted.

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@dobes Do you know anyone who runs a publishing operation who might have access to such a person?

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@dobes Yeah let’s not go there. Maybe we could sort a photographer next time I’m in Sydney and not drunk?

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@dobes My dinkus turns 10 this year.

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@roisin6 The trick is cracking it open without the ink bombs going off. I might check some news sites later.

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@DeborahAnnG It’d still be worth it just for the fun.

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jonkudelka I am aware that we’re at the third or fourth derivative of pisstaking here.

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@BarrysChins So I’ve been told. The whole episode gets funnier and funnier by the hour.

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@tamaralcoombes @dobes What? Begging for chicken bones at Circular Quay.

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@glengyron @tshanahan83 @Rob_Stott In a way I’m disappointed. I want to see just how bad it’s going to get.

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HAHAHAHAHA! Oh dear @dobes and everyone this is brilliant. twitter.com/tshanahan83/st…

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I’ve just noticed that @SBSOnDemand has a whole bunch of Jackie Chan movies on right now.

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“Here Are All The Ways The Geoffrey Rush Defamation Verdict Could Play Out” by @lanesainty buzzfeed.com/lanesainty/geo…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tp

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pixelatedboat @CUhlmann Ah, I see you’ve stopped crying about wind turbines for five seconds to cry because you saw the word “bur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1y

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Histreepix Dog fails to deter her Tetris fetishist master from relapsing. Maidstone, 1956. pic.twitter.com/qOcv1bWoh5

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Histreepix President Trump and Prime Minister May lovingly shield their hamster from the glare of the world press. Washington,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…sT

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stephendziedzic Illuminating exchange in @dfat on the detained Australian writer Yang Hengjun. Our Ambassador in China h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aw

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@NewtonMark They already have on a certain news channel. You’ll never guess which one. twitter.com/slpng_giants_o…

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tashlee Rhonda, hold all my calls. pic.twitter.com/YPCMadmMu1

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@SnarkyPlatypus @coldsnacks It won’t be too exciting tonight. Iceberg lettuce (because the rocket looked a bit tire..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aS

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@dobes That, yes, or start scoffing lots of white sugar and going berserk. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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GrogsGamut I feel like the guys behind the Captain Get Up thing are the type of blokes whose idea of joy is explaining to wome..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eC

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primroseriordan Defence has previously said RAN transits of the Taiwan Strait are “routine” but in the Chief of Navy sai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…au

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@Steve_Lockstep The site of the joke. Which he cited, apparently. Long day, Steve?

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Preparing myself for @PointlessAU. So few remain, yet they’re getting better and better.

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@Steve_Lockstep Oh, where was it? Perhaps you could cite the location.

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skwashd Proof that blows to the head cause brain damage. twitter.com/anthony_mundin…

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@coldsnacks @SnarkyPlatypus I’ll have you know I make a good salad.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Neither will I. Salad should be a serious, solemn business.

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If only all such emails were tagged appropriately… pic.twitter.com/7svVH5iZtf

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@SnarkyPlatypus Or a related note, I’m having salad for dinner again tonight. Just like I did last night.

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Scarfolk A mini-thread about the origins of Scarfolk. twitter.com/richard_little…

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@davispg @jpwarren @dobes @davidgerard @rohan_p Maybe they’re the ones huffing @SnarkyPlatypus’ cleaning products.

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davispg It’s. Not. Worth… Ahhh stuff it. Go ahead folks, chuck some more money at something unprofitable so the VC’s can catwitter.com/i/web/status/1…dUkU

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@dobes @jpwarren @davidgerard @rohan_p Blockchain is not contagious. Infectious, yes.

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“Captain GetUp and the league of leftists coming for your free speech” by @firstdogonmoon theguardian.com/commentisfree/… pic.twitter.com/PchtVpwLDN

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@SnarkyPlatypus You stopped huffing the cleaning products?

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@Taezar Yeah straw-necked ibis are kinda OK. They tend not to go the bin chicken route.

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@chriswotton @smartbrain @ApostrophePong The Chamberlain (or C Bar) is a Thai-owned-for-Thais pub. Thai families du..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gm

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@dobes @ashabeeeee FFS! Autocomplete is always so good.

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“South Australia to house Defence’s new AU$68m supercomputer centre” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/south-…

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chrisjoregan This image is incredibly funny to me twitter.com/archaeologyart…

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@munin Amongst other things, yes.

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@CptHollingworth @dobes Now what if I told you that it arrived in the context of blockchain?

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@munin It’s almost as if the people who were building the things didn’t listen to the people who thought about the things.

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Goodness me, if only someone had predicted that this sort of thing might happen. twitter.com/thedailybeast/…

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matttburke Hey @CaptGetUp, I’m having trouble understanding why you’re engaging with this George Rundle account. Could you exp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ew

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cxi Auto correct just changed Machine Learning to MACHINE KEVIN. AND THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.

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@alexkidman @SnarkyPlatypus I should actually praise Alex for being one of the more informed reviewers of this sort..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kf

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@alexkidman @SnarkyPlatypus [Nods] Huawei cameras have been top-notch for years. My experience is “old” now, a good..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XV

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Hahahahahahahaha good thing I downloaded it. Now, of course, Twitter will block any re-uploads, even though they co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kr

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There’s another video. Also, Freddie Foreign Money is apparently female. twitter.com/CaptGetUp/stat…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @alexkidman Hmmm. That might be more about the plans. @alexkidman is useless.

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patty_mitchell Response from Toyota:

“Toyota Australia were not consulted on the use of the HiLux in government materials. We ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bI

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This does look interesting. Here’s a direct link to the event flyer justly.info/wp-content/upl… (PDF). Bernard Collaery..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hr

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BernardKeane Sydney: Bernard Collaery is delivering what promises to be a cracker of a speech at the launch of Clinton Fernandes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jO

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@dobes Fuck no. It’s something worse.

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I think @dobes is sending me malware.

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madconnaughton so it seems @PeterDutton_MP has discovered emojis twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…

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rohan_p Important IT news pic.twitter.com/wK0Upb9Nte

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tashlee So is trending. Here’s a story: When my mum first came to Australia she was asked by a guy at a pub if she..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RY

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egadheg Surely that’s all they’ve been seeing for years, though? pic.twitter.com/plLyQ5qkQw

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rohan_p Appointment mania pic.twitter.com/E2GqPb28wH

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HAHAHAHAHA oh this is excellent electricness! twitter.com/Picketer/statu…

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GrogsGamut Oh nice of Fifield to appoint former Lib MP Ewan Jones to the board of the National Film and Sound Archive as he “h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YA

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What residents wanting to trade electricity could do is start and join a cooperative. There are already business st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cc

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Pro Tip: If a startup wants to do something for you, expecting to make millions, then you can do it without the sta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…17

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There is literally no reason to add the complexity of a blockchain to this, or for that matter a startup. An accoun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lj

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@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost My school’s old scholars cult is having its 150th anniversary gala dinner soon and I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ni

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Hah! I heard a great interview about this once, I think by @theharryshearer. God bless America. twitter.com/CREWcrew/statu…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost This is true. A shame that comments like that are left to stand.

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Maybe Captain GetUp is run by our friends at the IRA in St Petersburg.

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“[Westpac guy] said the most positive lift in sentiment was in low- to middle-income groups with wages in the $60,0..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N1

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But is this because of the Budget, or despite it? twitter.com/CroweDM/status…

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primroseriordan Pretty brutal audit of the Northern Australia Infrastructure Facility, saying it wasn’t clear why some projects wer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…57

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@dobes @staticsan @GordyPls There are more photos and videos of horses being masturbated than I’d thought.

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Definitely helping.

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@dmeeze @NewtonMark @dobes @swearyanthony @GetUp Now that would be the way to do it. Delivered by Get Krack!n’s Kas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dm

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@GordyPls “Just won’t come’? Maybe this will help. pic.twitter.com/snUCbxOo8v

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GordyPls The people’s frozen beef sheets have spoken twitter.com/steak_umm/stat…

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@NewtonMark @dobes @swearyanthony @GetUp Modelled on the one given to the Yankalilla Bowling Club, perhaps.

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I need a whiteboard.

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OliverHotham Pics just coming out of yesterday’s enlarged meeting of the Workers’ Party Central Committee’s Politburo, which dis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ph

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best_in_dumbest Let’s take the “Ice”
out of “Orifices” pic.twitter.com/zwoZcjzXwr

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jeamland Benedet: Hey Peter, you should check out our new thing: Freddie Foreign Money!
Dutton: … what…
Benedet: Because Gtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…eieWZq

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shadow Tired: “Jira is down”
Wired: “Atlassian shrugged”

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“I also come in a self-powered version — not electric! — for the difficult-to-remove turdicles but you have to brintwitter.com/i/web/status/1…Csiz

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“Hi, I’m Captain Bumstick. I’m on a mission to scrub out the dingleberries that infect Australia’s democracy and wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rX

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@dobes @swearyanthony The best thing, though, is that it’s going to get EVEN WORSE over the next few weeks. Hurrah!

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MatthewBevan 007: I’m on a mole hunt, 009.

009 (holding mic and large tape recorder): a mole hunt?

007: Yes. Seen anything sus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hd

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erstkate “Your internet.”
“What’s internet?”
“Your internet connection.”
“I don’t understand, what?”
“Your computer internet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HW

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erstkate “Hello, I am calling from the Telstra department.”
“Hello what?”
“The Telstra department”
“The balestrade departmen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V7

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SnarkyPlatypus Wednesday poll. What do you use when you wash yourself?

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@dobes @swearyanthony The more I think about it the dumber it all seems. And the dumber I feel.

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GordyPls “Why are so many commentators in so many publications across a broad range of positions saying this is wrong?”

So,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gO

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“China wants to ban bitcoin mining: On list of industrial activities state planner wants eliminated.” itnews.com.au/news/china-wan…

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I am enjoying* the latest “Russia, If You’re Listening” podcast by @MatthewBevan and it’s detailed discussion of be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fu

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@ApostrophePong @smartbrain @chriswotton Hah! No, I am still a farang. I just hang around in Thaitown for the food and the personal abuse.

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captain_getup Oops. The number of followers of my (fake) account, is now higher than of the real Captain GetUp! I really think yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m8

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michaelkoziol The newsreader on KIIS FM just said Scott Morrison was “full of it” on electric cars and Kyle Sandilands described..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g6

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Want to hear @drspacejunk in Sydney this evening re her book “Dr Space Junk vs the Universe”?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Da

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phbarratt @TonyHWindsor Michaelia Cash brings to mind a remark I heard a former Victorian Chief Magistrate make in a discussi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RD

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Picketer By tomorrow they will have some bob the builder looking suit with CFMEU written on it. Friday there will be a hook..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pb

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jonkudelka Did the election get called? pic.twitter.com/oon8z0x6ws

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katinacurtis Fun fact: people* sometimes call the Low and Middle Income Tax Offset the “Lamington”

*possibly only those within the tax office

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@smartbrain @chriswotton @ApostrophePong If people prefer a Thai diner but not drinking, on the same block is the Y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y7

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@smartbrain @chriswotton Pro Tip for anyone visiting Sydney: Saab Verr at the Chamberlain Hotel in Thaitown…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ai

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@smartbrain @chriswotton Hah! Krapao isn’t a favourite for me. I am a big fan of tub waan, though, and larb ped, an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hn

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@smartbrain @chriswotton Yeah not bad given it’s just for my own breakfast. :)

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@smartbrain @chriswotton But deduct 1 mark for the egg. So 6/10.

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@smartbrain @chriswotton ผัดกระเพราไก่อร่อยมาก, so maybe 7/10.

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Dana_Adele “Your side of government, the Labor party, wouldn’t know a surplus if it bit you on the arse,” Coalition Senator Ni..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4K

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dobes tfw the election is finally called. pic.twitter.com/nc8oF4bznG

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@smartbrain @chriswotton Also, I was lazy and didn’t add a fried egg.

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@smartbrain @chriswotton Actually here you go. Not nearly enough chilli or basil because I’m running low. I added s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nR

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@JasonNg88 D’oh! I keep forgetting that place. I’ll give them a go and report back.

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@smartbrain @chriswotton I’ll get the proper ingredients from Thaitown next time I’m down in Sydney.

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@smartbrain @chriswotton Haha no because I’m taking another shortcut which I’m embarrassed to show.

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Making chilli basil chicken. Annoyingly, I’m using green basil not Thai basil because I haven’t found anywhere in t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U5

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juhasaarinen If I get hens I’ll call them The All Boks. Betcha nobody’s thought of that before.

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campuscodi Get a load of this email… real h@ckzor right here pic.twitter.com/c2TxlO3WiA

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RachaelHasIdeas Behold, the worst possible take on the protests by animal activists. Offensive to all good thinking people everywhe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5R

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Dana_Adele Labor Senator Murray Watt replies that Scullion’s comment is “the most honest thing I’ve ever heard” from a governm..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u5

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Dana_Adele Senator Nigel Scullion denies the government purposely timed its taxpayer-funded ad campaigns to portray it in a po..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3B

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TIL: Mungo MacCallum creates cryptic crosswords. (Why I hadn’t noticed this before now is a mystery.) twitter.com/SatPaper/statu…

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I’m thinking about marshmallow kayaks for Sydney Harbour. twitter.com/juhasaarinen/s…

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juannisaac so you broke into his house.. twitter.com/robotfur/statu…

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@jdub It is truly bizarre. I’ve watched it four times now, as well and stepped through it looking at the edits.

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dobes “Officials blamed the outbreak on so-called anti-vaxxers who have spread false information.” twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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All thermonuclear devices should have googly eyes. twitter.com/PhillyMJS/stat…

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@dobes They’d have to have some hide to do that.

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Having been a broadcast producer, I can confirm that the vast majority of bias allegations take this form. twitter.com/normative/stat…

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Interesting philosophical discussion from the Australian Electoral Commission.

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AusElectoralCom The following party registrations have recently been approved: Victorian Socialists, Australian Democrats, The Grea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JE

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@DaveIrving99 @rgmerk I hadn’t realised they’d stayed in use so late. I’d thought the current ratpacks had come in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y6

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joshgnosis Experts? twitter.com/JenniferGame6/…

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dobes This is absolutely cooked thinking from the ALP.

Blockcocking is not the new internet, wake up to yourselves. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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Is there anything special I should be watching in Senate Estimates today?

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GreenJ I don’t want to alarm anyone, but apparently, according to @jkalbrechtsen, the ALP has a relationship with the unio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xi

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MikeySlezak Nice to see the Australian media really lifting the quality of political debate. pic.twitter.com/pZ8QTVC69B

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@llc1138 Indeed. I have enormous sympathy for him.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, but Sanwe also makes this machine, so we’re already a long way down a strange rabbit-hole. twitter.com/IntEngineering…

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In other words, “Please answer these intimate questions while I zap your dick with electricity and measure it.”

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“[It] stimulates on the dorsal penile nerve and measures the conduction velocity and amplitude of reflex arc… Use..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uZ

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In case anyone’s interested Sanwe Medical Equipment Co Ltd, the people who make the semen collection machine, also..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JQ

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Yeah here’s another shot. Approved Desk Plants, not deck plants. pic.twitter.com/lpqPmTyQbe

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And doesn’t that team manager Mr Zhi Heng look miserable as.

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Is it just me, or does everyone in this Chinese content monitoring team have the same Approved Deck Plant?

Fantast..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FQ

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trentyarwood Now you can have advertising and marketing analysis on all of your private docs twice, with bonus added provision t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jb

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NewtonMark None of the apprentices standing behind her can afford anything more than a second hand Commodore. Maybe they shoul..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xm

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Malcolmsquotes I mean the guy is an epic fuck-up. He’s so dense that light bends around him.

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NewtonMark Ask anyone who deals with the Minister, his department, or ACMA about how horrifically stupid @SenatorFifield is, h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wZ

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@darkhorse166 Maybe it’s something to do with road cycling and huffing diesel fumes.

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staffo_sez I’m worried that the car I’m driving today won’t be the one I’m driving in 2030. Also, the sky is falling and I wan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n2

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@darkhorse166 You’re the road cyclist. You tell me.

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When you have lost Judith Sloan… twitter.com/EwinHannan/sta…

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Wed plan, outline draft: Minor geekery related to client email and definitely not DNS; a substantial breakfast; rem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Df

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JamColley Well at least he knows how to dodge something twitter.com/bradesposito/s…

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“This email is from a trusted source.” pic.twitter.com/i5M7mdtcnB

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@damhenn They are very good arrows, Damian.

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@alexkidman So you’re making a beeline for the door then? OK, buzz off, mate.

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@jennylmackinnon @oberonsghost I am definitely not going to obsess over this.

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@jennylmackinnon @oberonsghost I’ve downloaded the video and am stepping through it now. Like why would you choose..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lT

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johnmcternan Another Tory brave enough to argue for legalising drugs! twitter.com/channel4news/s…

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Well this is certainly a metaphor for… everything. twitter.com/kron4news/stat…

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@irisherself Wow. This is such a lovely thing. Thank you.

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@jodiem The trick for any video editor parodying Trump’s new video would be over-riding your instincts and putting..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oP

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@jodiem I could probably knock one up this afternoon. The music is clean audio, the edits to black or text are all..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4G

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Ah. I think someone thought they were making a joke. It seems The Australian’s “Cut & Paste” column is too subtle f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mo

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@rgmerk At the Australian? That’s probably where the brain worms come from.

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Oh, just on this, the Diggers didn’t actually get meat and three veg. awm.gov.au/learn/schools/… Weevils and dysentery..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s7

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@jennylmackinnon @oberonsghost Well that’s a technique for building suspense, if done right. Not in this case through.

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“ASD confirms data stolen in Parliament IT breach” by @justinrhendry itnews.com.au/news/asd-confi… Apparently not sensiti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dR

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glengyron Get Up should hit back with Captain Brain Worms.

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@oberonsghost No timing of vision with music. Poor shot selection. No colour grading. So much obsession with Hillar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kG

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It’s a lovely day ahead in the Blue Mountains today, even though the rest of @CARROT_app’s news is disappointing. pic.twitter.com/hKnxbhXuAf

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What the actual fuck is this? I mean, it’s no Captain GetUp, but it’s still pretty funny. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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Wednesday. Circles, all the circles. Circles. Wednesday.

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