Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 12th, 2019

Nothing is making sense any more. Going to bed.

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Without addressing any of the points in the tweet, this is definitely something @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ST

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@JustJimWillDo @billybragg Sorry, Mr Bragg, I really don’t know what’s going on any more.

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Can you imagine someone as deranged as Tony Abbott in an actual position of power?

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The same will probably work for your neighbours, but you’ll need sort out a cover story to explain their absence. twitter.com/Casein_Micelle…

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jonkudelka I admire how it’s become this deranged this quickly. twitter.com/tonyabbottmhr/…

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@twiddlekins @dobes As an aside, I am also a huge fan of Sara Pascoe, and I’m so glad she gets a long leash on this show.

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@dobes One of the panellists just said Theresa May “wouldn’t know what feminism was if it sat on her face”. Which is a fair call.

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@twiddlekins @dobes I’m loving this clip Frankie Boyle is showing, of this bloke explaining feminism to the rest of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lo

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@twiddlekins @dobes I’m a huge Frankie Boyle fan, which won’t come as a surprise I’m sure, but NWO is such an sharp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tE

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@JustJimWillDo @TheRealKerryG @JohnBirmingham @Channel10AU Oh my chap never seemed to get organised enough to put on the music.

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@dobes “What you’ve got to remember about the British cabinet is that they were forged … in a crucible of hierar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Op

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@dobes As usual, this is very good and very wrong. Recommended. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Frankie Boyle’s NWO (S3 Ep3) youtube.com/watch?v=wasDpg… Attn: @dobes.

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“Tony Abbott? Peter Dutton? Who will lose their seat in election 2019?” A @firstdogonmoon cartoon with so, so many..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yH

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ra6bit “Yes Uber is a hell hole and they break the law at will, but they’re very profitable because they’re are an app.”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ID

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legaladvice_txt Is it legal to put your child up for adoption and then adopt a better, potentially more athletic child immediately..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pm

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New @JonathanPieNews: “This morning I was on Good Morning Britain. Warning: contains no strong language.” youtube.com/watch?v=-DF_0B…

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@techoglot All good, it’s just an end-of-week relaxer. Today actually went to plan, which is surprising.

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@BundyB Exactly. My late friend who was once a paratrooper was quite firm on that point.

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Wow. Being thanked by The Royal Society the other night, correcting MIT tonight… I’m on a roll.

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Even more technically speaking, it did land on the Moon in one piece, but it was only one piece for a very, very sh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yr

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@kattekrab Whatever it is in that bottle, it should be banned.

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@techoglot Hah! I just poured a double. Which in this wide glass is only about one fat finger.

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@JustJimWillDo When you got old?

BTW you’re only a few years older than me so stop being such a sook.

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Peter_Fitz And who said nothing wonderful happened this week??? twitter.com/ItsBouquet/sta…

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Pouring a large whisky.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Fair point. I have muted your father because he really is quite broekn.

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“Salad cream” is literally not a thing. twitter.com/AlexanderSmith…

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stilgherrian POLL: What is the minimum number of times @SnarkyPlatypus will whinge in one day?

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@kcarruthers @RealNickHodge @gathgwyn I promise to take a photo in the morning when there’s proper light. Mark it!

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LabourDesign (1964) pic.twitter.com/1Z2NaIKk7W

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@kcarruthers @RealNickHodge @gathgwyn This does not detract from the proposition that that cat is an idiot, which is all that I said.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well no, I do know that. But you do spend a LOT more time going on about cleaning products than your own cooking.

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@Bredgens Yep. People on limited budgets tend to catch the bus. I do the Sydney–Canberra train reasonably often andtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…TPJ1

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@SnarkyPlatypus You seem to be turning into your mother, actually.

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@paulwiggins Yep. People doing the full N-hour run are happy to pay the extra few dollars for more legroom.

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Back at @bunjaree and switching into evening mode.

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, briefly. The Sydney-bound trains are usually nearly empty at this time, though the next few will be b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…58

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@AndrewRJamieson Well that’s a very packed Wynyard. If someone was on the tracks they’d have shut down the City Cir..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zd

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It’s worth following @AndrewJFowler on this. He literally wrote the book on Assange. twitter.com/AndrewJFowler/…

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@GenKnoxx It just means trespasser here, at least in NSW. It escalates through “person threatening self harm” to “a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JA

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@AndrewRJamieson Hmmm. That alert says the trespasser was at Central. Probably the same one. That’d fuck things up.

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The Dubbo to Sydney XPT at Katoomba. Two cars of economy virtually deserted. Two cars of first class fairly full. A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uk

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Haha someone has suggested that @hingers’ One Asian Party should make gozleme the national food! Excellent!

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@kcarruthers In a rather large mansion on the Gold Coast, apparently, after a perfect normal career in the Queensland Police Service.

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@JustJimWillDo @Channel10AU @JohnBirmingham Possibly. Though JB is of course a noted expert on Australia’s marijuana culture.

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That fucking horse!

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jeamland The truth comes out! pic.twitter.com/j23T0mAPqu

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@spottytwit @hingers I do not want to see @hingers in budgie smugglers. Probably.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah $3,000 gets you a shitload of individual accounting. I get my sole trader annual return done f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wI

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OzKitsch @MikeCarlton01 Douglas Bader using his disability as an excuse to shoot down a paltry 22 enemy aircraft and make on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ub

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What’s fascinating about @Channel10AU is that they seem to think shows like “Trial by Kyle” will win back a high-sp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G6

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KidsWriteJokes what do you get when you cross the road

run over

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I might well listen to this because I definitely don’t use a VPN to access iPlayer. twitter.com/BennettArron/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus On the other hand, accounting fees strike me as a legitimate business expense.

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@oberonsghost I guess so, but tempeh is turned into bricks of awfulness.

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It’s basically rotting beans. Avoid. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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@bunjaree I’ve completed all my errands, but with @PointlessAU starting and then @hingers on @theprojecttv I’ve dec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NG

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@juhasaarinen @SnarkyPlatypus Yes, I read the other day that it was the Portuguese who introduced chillis to India.

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@JonDeeOz I’ll admit they were very seductive.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo @bunjaree Further if I get the train because it’s 100km to Central and then the remainder.

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@NewtonMark It may have been about meeting your aerobatics mentor, but then you thought I meant I knew him personal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AD

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nehadk How many oats could Hall and Oats haul if Hall and Oats could haul oats?

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@JustJimWillDo @bunjaree But it’s like 100km away. And I’d have to put up with @SnarkyPlatypus.

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@JonDeeOz Please seek medical attention. :)

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@niltiac @SnarkyPlatypus Your son is wise beyond his years. :)

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Fri plan, remainder: Katoomba errands x 3; return to @bunjaree; quiet evening with alcohol, videos, and a sense of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H8

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It’s the pangolins we should really be worried about. Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus. twitter.com/CITES/status/1…

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@BickieCuppaTea @SnarkyPlatypus I think you’re over-thinking this, but the number per full day, as a minimum.

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@_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo Apparently a USN ship deployed one in anger off Somalia last year, though it’s not clear w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CN

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“NSW election results reveal David Leyonhjelm could miss out on seat, despite claiming victory”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7t

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erstkate These fkn tiny wanker juices tho, for just $4.99. pic.twitter.com/9dDaduIrf0

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lyndalcurtis I forgot “in the final week the next PM tells a random, seemingly unimportant TV News interview something that will..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qy

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FXMC1957 12 April 1961. Soviet Cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin became first human to orbit the Earth. pic.twitter.com/2f0XDyray9

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@_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo I little-known but truly wonderful Australian invention.

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@JustJimWillDo Never got to fly in the Orion. :( That was in the pipeline but I left the ABC before RAAF could sort..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x8

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Hey @NewtonMark did I need to talk to you about Anzac Day? I have a note which suggests I should? Or at the very le..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QV

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@_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo Yes yes. It’s basically a big floating tin box with a Nulka and a few 25mm to defend it. ;)

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@SnarkyPlatypus Anyway, that British Indian place looks like the genuine article, with all the standard UK dishes a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bm

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Remembering that I need to catch up with “Wellington Paranormal” on @SBSOnDemand because by all accounts it’s wonderful.

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@SnarkyPlatypus As an aside, in one of the Sherlock Holmes episodes I’m watching the stablehands were served “curri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eJ

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@JustJimWillDo I miss doing the military reportage for ABC Adelaide. I got to drive HMAS Aware, explore the back of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hi

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andrewmercado English rugby star trolls Israel Folau
Brilliant twitter.com/JoeMarler/stat…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Also, do you want to do the British Indian place in Potts Point at some point? (Fell free to say no..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9F

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@lyndalcurtis What? During an election campaign? Hah! :)

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@JustJimWillDo Only 27,500 tonnes, but it’s the volume that all those vehicle decks and helicopter hangers give it…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZS

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@JustJimWillDo But doesn’t the LHD look impressive in that task force!

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SnarkyPlatypus I repeat, these poll options are not very ambitious at all twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Tzefira_Neviah Q: How do you know when you’re in Milwaukee?

A: Your hotel has an emergency polka button. pic.twitter.com/B724DWoZIs

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TheMediaTweets “Includes such must-read anecdotes as ‘the time I left my kid down the pub’, ‘the time I ate a pasty at Leeds stati..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vj

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I particularly like the GAFFE KLAXON. I might run this as a drinking game. twitter.com/lyndalcurtis/s…

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@katgallow Indeed. As I’ve said earlier, this is all going to be… interesting. And anyway, surely what happens no..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…65

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mikegalsworthy Love this: “Theresa May extending Article 50.” 😂

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AusElectoralCom You have until 8pm, Thursday 18 April to enrol or update your name/address details for the 2019 federal election. G..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p6

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hingers Waleed’s people got in touch with me.

I imagine this’ll be a 45 minute unedited interview with no commercial break..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…an

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@katgallow And they’re not the only ones. I’m thinking Singapore and drug charges. Kinda academic here, though, at least so far, surely?

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@purserj @dobes @rgmerk @swearyanthony No idea. I’ve tweeted everything I know, pretty much. I’ve actually been cha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uZ

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@dobes @rgmerk @swearyanthony Well Mr A is already in remand for breaching bail, so there’s that clock too. Plus Sw..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dh

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@_DaveKnowles @JohannaWeaver Though sending a Toronto realtor to the UN to negotiate on Australia’s behalf would be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0C

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@_DaveKnowles @JohannaWeaver Goddammit. Fixed. Thanks for the heads-up.

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I wish @_JohannaWeaver the very best of good fortune in persuading the UNGGE to get back to doing something useful…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SI

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@juhasaarinen Wow. Just, wow. You are such a cunt, Juha.

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Or Hawkwind. Fucking Hawkwind! Never trust a band that Michael Moorcock is involved with.

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@decryption I don’t drive myself, but yeah experiencing the ride sounds like an excellent thing.

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Sigh. I am older than many people realise.

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At least it’s not Jethro fucking Tull.

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@swearyanthony I think that’s right, yes. It’s in most MLAT agreements for counties that don’t have the death penal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rf

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The boomer across the room is proudly showing his wife the vinyl copy of Jon Anderson’s album “Olias of Sunhillow”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iC

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Just quietly, does this look to you as if Morrison and Payne are on the same page? Or not? pic.twitter.com/c45GLYcO1P

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“[Mr A], WikiLeaks founder, found guilty of breaching bail by British court” abc.net.au/news/2019-04-1… “‘His assertio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zI

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These handy translations should be in every phrasebook. twitter.com/johnb78/status…

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MikeCarlton01 So fucking what ? smh.com.au/national/nsw/b…

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kpoulsen “I hacked your password so my source could use it in a massive data exfiltration that traces back to you instead of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…78

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Fuck. I accidentally clicked through to a Green Walled story and now I need disinfectant.

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@jpwarren @dobes @juhasaarinen I’m at the point where I assume that everything is False and Defamatory.

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@dobes @purserj @juhasaarinen @jpwarren I haven’t confirmed this, but I understand from @riskybusiness that Manning..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ua

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The latest @roweafr has been brought to my attention manually because mute filters, and I am so glad that happened. pic.twitter.com/qTbJOKcFFm

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OK, so this genuinely surprises me. twitter.com/jamesmassola/s…

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nehadk I’ve done this wellness hack when I was unemployed. twitter.com/ranimolla/stat…

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hdevalence incredible brand identity pic.twitter.com/FLxbea1MEA

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@dobes Nothing but the best of advice for you, mate.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, the early voting seems to support that hypothesis.

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NSWRFS Smoke from planned hazard reduction burns undertaken today & across the weekend may settle in parts including Great..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zR

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POLL: What is the minimum number of times @SnarkyPlatypus will whinge in one day?

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@ladyhana To be fair, it is indeed ensuring that you’ll take a long time to cook your curry.

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@SnarkyPlatypus You’re meant to go there in your diesel SUV. Der.

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@riskybusiness That should catch a few zealots. Stand by.

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Hey so here’s how to fix Measles with Homeopathy. uofmhealth.org/health-library… Attn: @riskybusiness.

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scottdools Anthony Mundine on vaccines, Israel Folau on homosexuality, Malcolm Roberts on Q&A. It’s been a huge week for deeply stupid men. HUGE!

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kategrealy No it’s fking not 🤣 twitter.com/SCMPNews/statu…

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@dobes @juhasaarinen @jpwarren I had to use Special Software to view that tweet because my TweetDeck mute filters had muted it.

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@dobes @juhasaarinen @jpwarren That covers a lot of territory. Like, people who are often otherwise referred to as “the defendant”.

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@dobes @juhasaarinen @jpwarren Was it a proper actual law-talking guy or someone from Reddit?

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“Which agencies got a break from Senate estimates hearings?” by @Stevie_Easton themandarin.com.au/107136-which-a… It’s quite a list.

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@JustJimWillDo @johnb78 Probably not a typo. MM is used for “million” when there might be ambiguity. I’ve seen it m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vf

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The Ritz, now an abandoned nursing home, is slated to become a hotel again. pic.twitter.com/lgODkuelkC

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Errands part 1 complete. Anderson now, the walk to K-town. pic.twitter.com/C2dhkb16LC

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thepacketrat Can’t go to bed. My lightbulbs are downloading a software update.

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erkpod You know things are bad when you fail a rugby league character test! twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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RealMReynolds @seanhannity @wikileaks The Beef State is real folks. pic.twitter.com/rXCL2xbRFj

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cathywilcox1 Look out!
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/5nUGSOJHq9

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TheOnion Ecuadorian Embassy Runs Ad Seeking ‘No Drama’ Tenant For Newly Vacant Room trib.al/IyObtgO pic.twitter.com/XLv9thWgkU

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Just as with Y2K, the GPS rollover upfuckage stories are taking a while to emerge. Attn: @JustJimWillDo. twitter.com/epc/status/111…

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willsommer Milo is trying to pay off his $4 million in debt with a new book, and this chapter heading tells you everything you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9y

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That’s way too many kangaroos for one tree. twitter.com/phbarratt/stat…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ShaunRatcliff @USSC Has she? Is that because she’s not on camera as much? Or does she have a new word?

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@ShaunRatcliff @SnarkyPlatypus @USSC Now that is indeed interesting. Has that one been published yet? (I really sho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IW

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@ShaunRatcliff @SnarkyPlatypus @USSC More seriously, that’s a great piece of research, so thank you. I knew sociali..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…79

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@ShaunRatcliff @SnarkyPlatypus @USSC I must’ve met them on a good day then. Of when I’d been drinking. Or possibly both.

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@SnarkyPlatypus They do good things at @USSC and some of them are even nice people.

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ClickHole Modern-Day Robin Hood: How One Contractor Is Taking Industrial Waste From Rich Companies And Dumping It In Poor Com..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jS

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AndrewKirell pls god keep Clickhole safe under the new owners pic.twitter.com/1I7lPPXZYU

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@sylmobile Because they’re being paid to and it’s their job?

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benton_dan “Does anyone want to buy some teargas?”, the source added quietly, “like, a big warehouse full. No questions asked.” twitter.com/skynewsbreak/s…

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That’s to make up for the fact that I won’t be walking from @bunjaree to Wentworth Falls today.

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I have decided that my between-errands transfer from Leura to Katoomba will be done on foot. pic.twitter.com/Ec2x0VOXZB

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@christopherneal I know, I was looking through their website the other day. They seem to focus on, um, gentlemen’s difficulties.

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trentyarwood As a clinician working in sexual health, I’m happy to use Twitter to give the following medical advice :

Don’t inj..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8j

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@manaz_d Pedantry always improves a joke, yes.

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@dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard Right. Sure. Whatever you say. But maybe the Australian Accounting Standards Board (AA..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uO

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MichaelWestBiz ASIC searches show Angus Taylor was a director and secretary of Eastern Australia Agriculture. Last yr profit $28m…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5l

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@roisin6 No no, it’s the LPG feed into the house for the hot water.

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This, like every other episode, is a must-listen. twitter.com/MatthewBevan/s…

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Fri plan, confirmed: Fix LPG feed (done); long hot shower (very soon); breakfast (delayed); administrivia; errands,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mm

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@franksting It’d be easier to start with an ordinary potato and vag it up.

(This is not a sentence I expected to be writing today.)

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“25 Things That Look Exactly Like Vaginas But Aren’t Actually Vaginas,” and actually they don’t look like vaginas a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pU

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@franksting I’d want a photo without the hand in it.

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Just stumbled across: “Slightly larger than life size vagina cake. Molded cake with a soft white chocolate shell, t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pc

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@rorybaust Muting names that are tweeted, not muting users. With the mutes, I can read news about people elsewhere..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SD

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@SnarkyPlatypus Plus a few whitefolk. So he’s halfway there already!

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hingers @samdastyari Teach me your ways!

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tfswebb of course this exists: a multilingual corpus of toilet stall inscriptions linghub.ru/wc_corpus/inde…

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Hahahahaha this is going to cause so many brane’splosions. twitter.com/PaulBuddeCom/s…

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SixthTone Replug: As China’s online fashion industry booms, parents are choosing photography studios over kindergartens for t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5v

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@SnarkyPlatypus This sounds like a blog post for you later up, placing other music videos on this scale.

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GuardianAus JP Morgan CEO can’t explain how one of his low-paid employees should budget her salary – videtheguardian.com/us-news/video/…p0

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guardian JP Morgan’s billionaire CEO can’t explain how one of his low-paid employees should budget her salary pic.twitter.com/DzsSVn8tbM

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Steve_Lockstep Seriously, I’m looking for predictions for the year when an all-robot basketball team will play humans under standa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uy

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TheOnion Bird Reflects On Frailty, Impermanence Of Life After Finding Dead Human On Sidewalk trib.al/bpFdUvD pic.twitter.com/eSjlzFfLt1

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@SnarkyPlatypus So roughly Total Eclipse of the Heart.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I learned everything I know about US high school culture from @danger5tv.

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@riskybusiness @dobes I can imagine. Is a backlash against the anti-vaxxers being expressed publicly? Or is it quiet grumbling?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Where does it sit on a scale of 1 to Union of the Snake?

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@dobes @riskybusiness Either that or the phone has measles.

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I now have a working LPG feed line. The other line does appear to show evidence of spider habitation, something tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BO

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michaelkoziol We’re off to a flying start: this morning Scott Morrison told FM radio he played AC/DC’s Back in Black in the party..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s8

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@manaz_d For a jar to be unopened, does it have to be opened first?

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@juhasaarinen @SnarkyPlatypus If Graphics Interchange Format can be JIF then Thank God It’s Friday can be TJIF. That’s just logic.

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@skiddelywoo Thanks. I’m confident I’ll make it through without too much collateral damage to the local community.

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Less than three minutes until the Big Bird Up-Goer goes up. youtube.com/watch?v=TXMGu2…

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@jetztgibtshaue They’re pink in all the photos on the manufacturer’s website.

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slyall In other news:

” Nazi Moonbase destroyed by Missile ” twitter.com/Reuters/status…

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Fri plan, draft: After breakfast, remove dead spiders from LPG feed lines (true story); administrivia; errands, bot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hc

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riskybusiness I’ll be on ABC Canberra in an hour talking about you know what.

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@chifley_alison S’OK, I definitely won’t have any Opinions today.

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As @Independent heads it, “Gangs targeting autistic gamers in bid to recruit new cyber-criminals, police warn: Dete..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p8

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Stand by for the hashtag in 5… 4… 3… 2… twitter.com/TroelsOerting/…

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@ben_hr Sadly I have not yet blocked you.

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GreenJ Quite possibly under the bed. pic.twitter.com/VWoZMB59nV

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@Manic_Henry True, I think. It’s still an amazing list.

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@rockyr1000 Excellent. As for us, we’ve had so much political idiocy in recent weeks it’s hard to notice any differ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ak

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I’m confused. The Sun has this headline, but the rules were clear. emma.best/2019/01/07/140… pic.twitter.com/gOr1gkNdJU

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@rgmerk This is also my understanding.

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@MatthewBevan BTW, fantastic work as usual on the podcast. Yesterday’s in Russia’s dezinformatsiya work was particularly timely, I thought.

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@MatthewBevan Hmmm. I have another TweetDeck column for mentions, so do the mutes apply there? I wonder.

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A plan to keep thing this way.

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Wondering why my timeline is relatively sane, then remembering that in this Twitter client I have Certain People’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sp

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So how’s The Unhinging going?

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Clipart1994bot HACKER.BMF pic.twitter.com/seUn9CKX2I

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I see that @CARROT_app still thinks I’m in Bullaburra, amongst otherwise thinks. pic.twitter.com/YsqtCSUd72

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I hope everyone has an Opinion today.

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Friday. Why was any of this allowed to happen? Did you do this? Friday.

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