Gone now.

BeffernieBlack Oh mate, what you remember is a time before you understood art and media. pic.twitter.com/3CmyfzzpjA
simonhackett Here is our electric car towing our electric aircraft - today. Yes, really. Don’t let @ScottMorrisonMP tell you EV’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SA
A reasonable analysis, wouldn’t you say @johnb78? twitter.com/kenchengcomedy…
I’ll put this on tomorrow’s to-do list. twitter.com/jeamland/statu…
@johnb78 Yes. After all, things just catch fire sometimes.
renew_economy In a non-partisan, “anti-bullshit” statement on Twitter, tech entrepreneur Simon Hackett has posted an image of his..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7s
@AndrewRJamieson @NanoRaptor And yet here’s the original, apparently with details and a link through to the Flickr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oH

misslaneym Motion sensor cameras following a paper plane are mesmerizing for some odd reason pic.twitter.com/y2VvIH1whb
michaelschweitz He totally thinks it’s the Louvre. twitter.com/thehill/status…
@johnb78 So, Donald persuaded by Ducks, huh?
@SteveMolk OK send video.
@SteveMolk You can’t tow a caravan with a kebab.

BotRamsay Hideous Lamb Sauce Makes GORDON RAMSAY Very Unhappy & Very Not Happy pic.twitter.com/XUrOPIxXS8
@thetowncrier @GreenJ I’m not that desperate. :) I’ll get to it eventually.
@RealNickHodge Obviously.
@TFeakin @UN @_JohannaWeaver @ZDNet I’ve been catching up over the last yearsl or so, but yes the last couple of da..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ie
@AndrewRJamieson Check @NanoRaptor’s tweets. A solid analysis.
@GreenJ It’s on Foxtel, apparently. Dunno about other streaming services. Probably iTunes in due course.
stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australia to keep playing the UN cyberspace norms game” zdnet.com/article/austra… For those o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fU
ICYMI earlier..twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…ft
JoshButler the person inside the Captain GetUp suit is actually a Colombian YouTuber with 20,000 fans on Facebook, if you were..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dW
WestSydHealth It’s been 100 years since the Spanish flu hit Parramatta which closed schools and businesses, crowded hospitals and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s0
@andrewdotnich I know I do.
@Mich11775 @kcarruthers Definitely weird and creepy, Michelle.
@qodarkness Creepy, even.
@TFeakin @UN @_JohannaWeaver @ZDNet 1200 words about UN committee processes, it’s exciting stuff!
@andrewdotnich You check between their toes.
@swearyanthony It’s real. twitter.com/MatthewBevan/s…
@MatthewBevan @domknight @SimonPa50494208 @NanoRaptor @SARussellwords Excellent!
@HappySinger I just asked questions. Check my tweets for the real credits. :)
@AndyDW_ Trucked if I know.
@HappySinger I’m going with real now, or at least the perspective is real, because we’ve matched it to existing ima..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vI
@MatthewBevan @brooks_nat @NanoRaptor That pic via @candeira, btw.
@MatthewBevan @brooks_nat @NanoRaptor It really shows how suspicious we are. :) But with @NanoRaptor’s work and thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rh
@brooks_nat @MatthewBevan @NanoRaptor Except..twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…Wg
@LordThyNerfherd It’s all so tricky! And truckie!

Truckies know your height! pic.twitter.com/a4ieyS9wmB

See this. pic.twitter.com/abH6e3U6q7
@NanoRaptor Thanks so much for your analysis.
I COMPLETELY WITHDRAW THIS CLAIM. See threads. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@MatthewBevan Attn @MatthewBevan 2 of 2. I withdraw my call of shenanigans. twitter.com/NanoRaptor/sta…
Attn @MatthewBevan 1 of 2. twitter.com/candeira/statu…
@NanoRaptor Hmmm. That building in the foreground right at the bottom of the image, do you think that’s the same on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jM
@candeira Nah I’m not buying it.
@MatthewBevan @swearyanthony I’m well prepared to call shenanigans.
@MatthewBevan Yeah, others have found that one too. Tower at most 2x height of cathedral, not 5x.
@Headwellred @hingers That’s good, but “Hings Can Only Get Better” has historical resonance.
@swearyanthony Yeah, I’ve got enough replies that say 1. the angle is wrong and 2. the scale is wrong. I come back..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mA

archivetvmus71 Remembering Spike Milligan, born this day in 1918. pic.twitter.com/tMzsnhwJk7
alicegoldfuss TECH CONSUMERS: Alexa decides what music I listen to, what my children eat, and who can open my door ✨🎉💻
TECH WORKE..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kC

hingers The votes have been tallied, and you, the beautiful voting public have chosen our wonderful campaign slogan: pic.twitter.com/N3jTVCYKHQ
@MatthewBevan Indeed. twitter.com/jetztgibtshaue…
@MatthewBevan No need, actually. It’s clearly 100% bullshit.
Actually there’s no need. The Eiffel Tower isn’t on a hill. 2. Something that far from the cathedral isn’t going to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VW
ALERT: A quick check of perspective on Google Earth tells me this image, while stunning, is complete bullshit. Woul..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…57
@MatthewBevan My dinner has just arrived but I’ll post details later if no one has already done so.
@MatthewBevan Yeah I’ve just done some quick perspective checks on Google Earth and it’s complete bullshit.
@MatthewBevan This is one of only three references. twitter.com/TedPalmerRocks…
@MatthewBevan I’ve just tried a Google Images search and at a quick look there seems to be very few reliable sources. Trying more.
Hurrah! #libspill twitter.com/TrendsSydney/s…
@jetztgibtshaue It me! (You forgot to add “straight” so I still quality.)
@bigbadave @Angrybudgie @nancycato1 Hah! Not long to go now then.
@nancycato1 ;)
@Angrybudgie @nancycato1 Sure, but Nancy is running ahead of me, and doing so much better because she’s a much stronger person. :P

What the fuck is a “destiny deal win”? pic.twitter.com/UVf8ZLuDej

TwoPaddocks When a duck understands everything you say. pic.twitter.com/UWRiEPth6a
@nancycato1 Complaining and whinging is a major part of my business model, Nancy.
@nancycato1 Hah! Plodding along OK for someone 20 years your junior, so obviously I can’t complain. ;)
Now playing: Dusty Springfield, “Goin’ Back” youtube.com/watch?v=7-xbjx…
Happy birthday, Dusty. Love your work. twitter.com/FXMC1957/statu…
@nancycato1 And hello, Ma’am, after such a long gap on my part. 😘
@BennettArron And then…
Yeah, Bennett, this is our planet. But the consensus of the loopysphere seems to be that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J5
matttburke One of the men involved in stacking The Nationals with neo-nazis has been promoted to Chief of Staff in the NSW Coa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wi
AntonyGreenABC Get to it if you want to vote at the Federal election and you have moved or turned 18. twitter.com/AusElectoralCo…
Fiscal Wolf is a pretty good name for a superhero. Almost as good as Captain GetUp. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…
@nancycato1 That’s definitely going to be the iconic photo, eh.
@johnallsopp I will say, though, this morning I did decide to not wear my “I didn’t start the fire” t-shirt down to Sydney.
@BennettArron Can’t be be far away. I mean there’s this from last night your time. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@johnallsopp Hah!
West-ish. The geographical centre of Sydney is still a good few kilometres northwest of Parramatta. Still, anywhere..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VX
@James_Jeffrey @jonkudelka You mean like the alt-J song “The Gospel Of John Hurt”? youtube.com/watch?v=LXkpWY…
@paulwiggins Even without knowing the films I reckon it’s a great gargoyle. @jonkudelka
@LaTrioli We live in strange times Ms Trioli and Mr Dog. @firstdogonmoon
LaTrioli This is genuinely bonkers. twitter.com/greenj/status/…
… to Talking Heads’ “Burning Down the House”, and I approve. youtube.com/watch?v=_3eC35…
So the music here just moved from Tears For Fears’ “Shout”…
youtube.com/watch?v=Ye7FKc…
@jonkudelka Did you seen the story the other day where an old British church renovating added some new gargoyles an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LP
marcuskelson to people not in Australia, this is what an actual unicorn looks like. twitter.com/verbaliza/stat…
Pro Tip. twitter.com/cecianasta/sta…
paulwiggins Another thing editors and producers need to note. twitter.com/Sedulia/status…
@tscmacdonald Sigh.
@DavidFeng @joannachiu Here’s a kangaroo outside the back of Old Parliament House, just down the hill from the curr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…km

@DavidFeng @joannachiu Oh wait, that video is from the NSW Central Coast. This is a photo from Canberra. pic.twitter.com/K0dNHXygag
@DavidFeng @joannachiu Hah! Yeah kangaroos are arseholes. There’s a mob of Eastern Grey roos that live in the Canbe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iB
@ApostrophePong @jpwarren Yes, in Rayong. :) With the MOUNTAIN OF SEAFOOD and MOAR RUM and the owner’s dogs and the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FH
@paulwiggins Mate that ship sailed long ago today. You’re right, of course, and we should care, but alas it is too late.
@ApostrophePong @jpwarren I remember it well because it was the first encounter with them. You and your mother went..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yr
@ApostrophePong @jpwarren So what was the rum we had that day? And I’m sure they came and stayed with us in Enmore before we visiting them.
@tscmacdonald Oh you are WAY behind the pace. We were at this point eight hours ago or more. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
expectproblems Twitter is so good. twitter.com/bajopants/stat…
OnthisdayRN #OnThisDay 1921 the Admiralty increased the allowance for milk for ships cats from 1 Shilling to 1 Shilling & Sixpe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hc
This. Story. Is. Magnificent.
It’s unravelled over at threadreaderapp.com/thread/1117781…. Just read it. twitter.com/thisstuartlaws…
So this is what they call a “thread” about the Notre Dame renovations. twitter.com/maggiekb1/stat…
@jpwarren @ApostrophePong Also, it’s been SO long since I’ve had Sang-Som, @ApostrophePong. I think it might have b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…13
ErikOJensen If you are a brilliant producer working in podcasting and interested in storytelling, come and work with us: schwartzmedia.com.au/senior-producer
@jpwarren @ApostrophePong But yes, bogans is bogans.
@jpwarren @ApostrophePong The #verythai bit is just strapping the photographer to the back of the station wagon. Pl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P8
@ApostrophePong They have to insist you have someone to share them with, but this sure leads to sanook maak.

@ApostrophePong And every night it hits 10pm here… pic.twitter.com/k4oytSON6W
Ahhmandah someone found a ring with Emily Bronte’s hair in it???? are we gonna bring her back from extinction or what
@jpwarren @ApostrophePong Indeed. Did you see this magnificent bit of #verythai the other day? twitter.com/thaipirate/sta…
@ApostrophePong Songkran is always so fucking dangerous, even in Sydney. #verythai
Oh dear. Songkran celebrations are on, and they have “$15 Sang-Som buckets”. That’s a white rum. Others spirits als..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9u
@maldamkar See next tweet. :)

jeamland Blessed image. pic.twitter.com/p7PzYo5G0H
GreenJ What could possibly go wrong … twitter.com/ellinghausen/s…
@aimee_maree @voltagex @SwiftKey It’s not something I’ve looked for before but I’ll keep my ears open!
Fully antlered in 15 minutes is a bit of a record.
Passing the Giant Neon Vagina as I leave The Place Where There Are Antlers.
funranium The more I look at this picture again, the more offend I am that the uraniumjaeger jacket doesn’t have red suede el..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7s
Entering The Place Where There Are Antlers.
GreenJ … that would include the childrentwitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…in
@aimee_maree @voltagex @SwiftKey Indeed. This is where we are now, for better or worse.
@aimee_maree @voltagex @SwiftKey And from a personal viewpoint, I reckon grammar checkers are blandifiers more than..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jr
@aimee_maree @voltagex @SwiftKey Oh. No, SwiftKey is purely spelling.
@aimee_maree @voltagex @SwiftKey You don’t use the built-in one? You can turn it on to auto-correct.
@aimee_maree @voltagex @SwiftKey Ah, it’s an iOS/Android tool, so dunno about not-mobile devices.
@ericscheid Well yiffing and huffing are good. Obviously.
@voltagex I use @SwiftKey but they allege it stores everything locally unless I choose to sync across devices. Chri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z6
@garystark @DDsD @JustJimWillDo @ApostrophePong @de_willis Club Ashfield for Easter, guys! Fish raffle this Thursda..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qM
@voltagex What the fuck even is this? Is this Grammarly?
@DDsD @rohan_p @davidgerard @dobes @ashabeeeee Goodness me.
@garystark @DDsD @JustJimWillDo @ApostrophePong @de_willis I don’t see myself getting down there in the next two we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NA
@sleepingdingo Sadly no.
@rohan_p @davidgerard @dobes @ashabeeeee Well he’s not wrong.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australia to keep playing the UN cyberspace norms game” zdnet.com/article/austra… For those o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fU
I was thinking of simple words. Like watching, monitoring, reading, paying attention to, concentrating on. Anything..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…py
@ApostrophePong @garystark @DDsD @JustJimWillDo Fair point.
Graunched.
Dear All Journalists, can we please have a new verb other than “staring” at screens?
@garystark @DDsD @JustJimWillDo @ApostrophePong @de_willis Oh that’s pretty choice. Clubs can be good for that if y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ze
@ApostrophePong @garystark @DDsD @JustJimWillDo OK so now I am envious again.
@jplonie @SnarkyPlatypus They live in Singapore most of the time. That’s close enough to being dead.
@ApostrophePong @garystark @DDsD @JustJimWillDo Also, @ApostrophePong, I see it’s nearly midnight in DC. Go to bed! :P
@ApostrophePong @garystark @DDsD @JustJimWillDo All the cheap wine! All the barbecued dead animals!
@DavidFeng Hahaha. My late friend and excellent chef Toby Wong used to put his “special dish” on the menu, Mr Wong’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6M
@SnarkyPlatypus Recently the lovely people at @stripe blocked a payment to me because the guy lives in Slovakia but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pu
@SnarkyPlatypus Correct. Which is moot because the bank’s link is encrypted with SSL/TLS. Mobile through the bank’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rO
lexlanham next time i stub my toe i plan to say this entire phrase twitter.com/aicorea/status…
@garystark @DDsD @JustJimWillDo Hah! Well done. I generally join any club I’m likely to visit more that once, becau..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SM
GreenJ First Notre Dame, now this … twitter.com/dailytelegraph…
stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “86% of Australia’s top websites can’t detect bot attacks: Research” zdnet.com/article/86-of-…
@DDsD @JustJimWillDo I’m a member of the Ashfield Catholic Community Club, because reasons, and it’s a mix of ancie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lj
@JustJimWillDo Exactly. One Anzac Day I was at a working class pub out west. The Afghanistan / Iraq vets were all there, not the RSL.
@DDsD @JustJimWillDo Dooley’s, yes. Enormous. A previous client did PR for Clubs NSW a while back so I’m familiar w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fi
@dobes Wow. So much to love! I won’t fit into that dress though.
@reselsnark [Kiss]
@JustJimWillDo RSL clubs are indeed a long way from their heyday, as are the Catholic community clubs at the worker..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aA
La Croix.
@DDsD @mpesce @gnoll110 @kcarruthers Message me when the water level gets to 800 metres.
@mpesce @gnoll110 @kcarruthers Drown the lot of the fuckers, I say!
bengrubb 🚨 An Aussie company behind a GPS tracking watch for kids backed $1m by a state government has been found to be vuln..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SZ
@paulwiggins Or at any time. That’s a software update, which Tesla and others already do over the air.
Shaun.
@paulwiggins Ah, I missed that. Interesting.
@paulwiggins Apple Music already does this, of course, as does Google Play. Thank God for that value-add banter!
Sendril.
@kpfaulkner @buddhawilliams @jonoabroad @bunjaree Never too soon, apparently. Sigh. twitter.com/timpoliti/stat…
Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains a good number of cybers and some Russians, but not in the way you might think.
@gnoll110 @kcarruthers @mpesce Pro Tip: Beaches are not on top of cliffs.
AntonyGreenABC If Mr Dutton wins, there are 40 days after the return of the writ in which his eligibility can be challenged by the public.
#purpletrain, but no photo because I was gossiping with the station staff and other waiting passengers.
@HappySinger I think we’re all a little Tony-curious.

@jpwarren @trentyarwood But there’s so many different kinds! pic.twitter.com/wiY3seZTzu
@HappySinger Still it’d be fun eh?
@RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @dobes @rohan_p Lucky you.
@CARROT_app I am easily pleased.

OhNoSheTwitnt Did they fight over who loves white robes more? pic.twitter.com/2c0KMwhzWK
jonkudelka The Pope has blamed the fire on Elvis’ hip-swivelling dancing in the 50s.
@tacticalmaid @dobes @rohan_p Ah yes. twitter.com/MaxFagin/statu…
@purserj @dobes @rohan_p Well you can’t hyphenate a hashtag, because the grammar of Twitter’s parser is a catastrophe.
@tacticalmaid @dobes @rohan_p I’m expecting the photographic proof any moment now.
Choosing to not wear my “I didn’t start the fire” t-shirt today.
@dobes @rohan_p It’s the take we all wanted, right? Otherwise there would have been a profound sense of emptiness.
newschambers While Notre Dame burned, the Al Aqsa Mosque - a thousand years old and one of Islam’s holiest sites - also caught f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oH
jperlow You people can barely fold your laundry properly, what makes you think you can fold a smartphone
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “86% of Australia’s top websites can’t detect bot attacks: Research” zdnet.com/article/86-of-…
Tue plan, confirmed: Decent breakfast (eaten, and there were eggs); 1024 train to Sydney; write for @zdnetaustralia..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…63
@kathy_skidmore1 @BreakfastNews @mjrowland68 @JoshFrydenberg Oh well played. I am so stealing that.
BreakfastNews Tony Abbott says he would be willing to resume Liberal leadership if drafted in.
@mjrowland68 asked Treasurer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j3
@franksting That’s a shame.
@franksting Oddly enough, as it is for me. Always a Bloody Mary when departing SYD internationally. I have a little..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QS
ArmsControlWonk The tweet is in English,but it’s still French for “go fuck yourself, Trump.” twitter.com/seccivilefranc…
@franksting I approve.

WeahsCousin Spare a thought for these two, bloody love their cathedrals. pic.twitter.com/HtXgpApYgJ
juhasaarinen How many asterisks should you use for a strong password?
im_PULSE The conspiracy theories that are too crazy for @FoxNews and were contemptuously shut down by Shep Smith and Neil Ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vv
A50Challenge “No one born this century voted for brexit”
A powerful realisation

@dobes @rohan_p Also a good* take. pic.twitter.com/QoqWT1hdOX

@dobes @rohan_p And on a planet not too far from that one…
@dobes @rohan_p pic.twitter.com/5QS55iVHnV
@je_au How curious. Ta.
ibrayeet It’s called the Quran twitter.com/darkskinrj/sta…
@patstokes Fair point. Also, I know, pot kettle etc.

glengyron “I can feel the nice strong mandible under the human suit, perfect” pic.twitter.com/mcNv3ecOIA
I won’t retweet @patstokes re this, though, because he should be ashamed of himself.
Or maybe not. twitter.com/FortuneMagazin…
Fireman Donald to the rescue! twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
It’s a bit fuckin’ early to be huffing bleach, I’d have thought. There are people in far more need, and who might a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Om
MaxFagin Hi. Actual astronomer here. Three things:
1) Saturn isn’t in Capricorn now or on April 29, it’s in Sagittarius.
2)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nz
Tue plan, draft: Decent breakfast; 1024 train to Sydney; finish writing for @zdnetaustralia en route; haircut; admi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aL
@juhasaarinen We live in strange and challenging times.
firstdogonmoon thank goodness! it’s going to be ok everyone twitter.com/lenoretaylor/s…
@juhasaarinen Can’t be far off now. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

I’m heading down to Sydney today, so I’m glad that @CARROT_app has arranged some adequate weather. pic.twitter.com/yqKBVR3zdi
@kcarruthers @jpwarren @Mich11775 Well indeed. :)

@dobes @rohan_p Meanwhile, on an entirely different planet… pic.twitter.com/PdoTW8BqO8
@dobes @rohan_p Also, that fire is clearly an insurance job, so they can replace that stupid old church with luxury apartments.
Want a REAL conspiracy theory? YouTube did this deliberately to show the Australian government why the new Criminal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fo
… but it’s OK because YouTube is automatically tagging it as 9/11 Conspiracy material. VICTORY FOR THE COMPUTERS. au.finance.yahoo.com/news/youtube-f…
So there’s footage like this of Notre-Dame cathedral burning, which is obviously bad news… twitter.com/AmichaiStein1/…
@jpwarren @Mich11775 @kcarruthers Isn’t that kind of her job already?
@Mich11775 @kcarruthers Earlier there was a whole thing about me wanting to have a shower but getting interrupted b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pz
@Mich11775 As the 10 minute mark approached, lots of people came through the room because it was a change of class…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZG
@Mich11775 When the phone finally rang, I couldn’t remember Michelle’s name at all and I just had to keep referring..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…as
So hey I just woke up from a strange dream, again. I was minding @Mich11775′s desk, because she was expecting an im..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QX
Tuesday. Beware of lakes. Tuesday.