Just to be clear, I am not frunkb.
It’s such a clear night too. You kids in the city wouldn’t have seen these stars.
Definitely not stumbling down a rural track lit only by the light of my phone.
@SnarkyPlatypus @michaelmeloni @ChrissieM Not quite. It’s regular shift workers, mostly. Everyone just curls up in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…An
@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah. It was just Melbourne or maybe the Gold Coast. As I say, I had planned to be in Sydney the night before.
@michaelmeloni @ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus Watch it, mate. Also, there’s a certain camaraderie on the 0312. No one i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vd
@DrBenjaminJones Thanks very much for making that point.
Reminder..twitter.com/DrBenjaminJone…ZU
@AngryExile @johnb78 @abcnews Wot?
Timeless tweet. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…
@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus Mountain Lyf. pic.twitter.com/sOEA9SbnJI
@balajism @franksting @upulie Yeah nah fuck that. Life’s too short. I’ll wait until I can buy the series on iTunes.
@franksting @upulie OK, kids stuff is the factor there. :)
@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah one time I was on a 6.30am flight out of SYD because I thought I’d be in the city o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0t
aaronch3n A lot of my mates took drugs last night I did not. I’m like laika the space dog, I don’t do comedowns
damonayoung Avengers: Edamame (2019). pic.twitter.com/qsyWYkTtc4
@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah the first #purpletrain out of Central is at 0424, first one down from Katoomba is 0..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YM
@franksting @upulie Well, compared to the other options they didn’t seem to have a great selection of content. YMMV, etc.
@ithoughtisaid Yeah a mere 100km away. Next time. :P
@SnarkyPlatypus Is that even the right quote? I’m calling bullshit.
@franksting @upulie Thanks. Stan is shit. :(
@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus There used to be hourly trains all through the night in the 1980s. I’m not sure when the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ll
@SimonXCIV Quite acceptable.
@upulie Grrrr. OK I guess I’ll find it here.
@upulie Also, yes.
@upulie Where is Veep being streamed?
@GyanS Ta. I’m not across the whole story because I’m out, but will read in the morning.
@SimonXCIV Just the Monkey Shoulder, which they have at an adequate price.
@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah the last arrival at Central is the one that just left Katoomba and arrives 0022. The structure..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J6
@bigbadave @SallyRMelb @JayAlessandra @nevertoocurious “Lobules” is a new word…
@ithoughtisaid Where is this?
@DavidHRobb @NewtonMark @abcnews Indeed. But having been a broadcast producer with the ABC last century I get crank..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xR
@SimonXCIV Apparently so. :)
@amy_schmelzer @abcnews Yeah, and I know I shouldn’t necessarily be so harsh. But. :)
@ithoughtisaid Hah! Where are you? I’m guessing like 100km away?
@SimonXCIV I am fluent in Icelandic?
@phonakins @DDsD In Katoomba the last eastbound is the 2220. From the city the last westbound out of Central is the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L2
@ithoughtisaid This very moment at the Old City Bank.
Looks like I’m getting a taxi, because I’m not going to scoff my whisky.
Hahaha goddammit Mountains Lyf. pic.twitter.com/SoBbgNrHRV
@smidgey @riskybusiness @abcnews Pat knows this shit too. He’s just giving me grief, as is right and proper.
@riskybusiness @abcnews Hah! Now I’m imagining VICPOL deploying technicals into the suburbs. This is what Bill Shor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E9
What is “Ohio”? twitter.com/DJBentley/stat…
@riskybusiness @abcnews Also, I am a pedant and a cunt. As you know.
@riskybusiness @abcnews I am, but my point is the difference between “regular” CT operations by LEA, or escalation..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ra
Timeless tweet. twitter.com/kjmci/status/1…
@riskybusiness @abcnews A submachinegun is not a machine gun. They have very different roles. One is a personal clo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3Y
Today’s jerkbird for @dobes. twitter.com/stacejarman/st…
If you upload a short video sequence as a GIF you are literally worse than Hitler.
glengyron This genre is “literature” twitter.com/fozmeadows/sta…
@Sheeds_au What, recreation? :)
@phil_sec_mel @darrenpauli @juhasaarinen We are all old. Stop now.
SueHealy Let he who is without autocorrect cast the first stoat.
evolvable I only just realised today that the poo emoji 💩 is not a good poo. It is probably a 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale, w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zZ
jplonie Shutdown ? twitter.com/newscientist/s…
JohnLavis1 Morrison just said this election is about who will become PM. I think it is about who will form government and have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dX
cyberwar Because Taiwan Strait. twitter.com/BonnieGlaser/s…
@Sheeds_au You don’t go down on Friday for a Sunday game. :) Tasmania is a battleground in this election.
@phil_sec_mel @darrenpauli @juhasaarinen Yeah we know who we mean. :) I haven’t seen her in ages.
@jon_lawrence @anthonypesec I agree, that’s the only variable for ACT. Though an hour is a long time in politics these days.
Although… Why is Ablo in Tasmania#ausvoteses
Distilled. Win. #ausvotes twitter.com/AlboMP/status/…
@jon_lawrence @anthonypesec That’s weird. Maybe it’s only going to ramp up next week once the holidays are out of the way?
@mikko @AusCERT Definitely! It’s going to be a fun event, though of course NOTHING is happening in the cybers down here these days. :)
@darrenpauli @juhasaarinen Ouch! Yeah, she’s a serious legend, and a brilliant sysadmin. Must catch up. She also us..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EL
@techoglot @juhasaarinen He’s not all that good.
@techoglot @juhasaarinen Yes I know who he is. :) I’ve seen him play live in San Francisco.
stilgherrian The most recent episode, “The 9pm Arch Window of the Death of Democracy”, is at stilgherrian.com/edict/00084/ and on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vi
stilgherrian ALSO DECIDED: The next episode of “The 9pm Arch Window” with @NicholasFryer will appear on Fri 10 May. After that,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RN
stilgherrian … If you’d like to help make this special livestream possible, especially given the cost of alcohol and medicatio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o0
stilgherrian DECIDED: I will definitely do a livestreamed reading of minor party election policies, probably on the evening of S..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ht
@trentyarwood @jpwarren Isn’t it beautiful!
Goddammit. pic.twitter.com/F1svBN2hKn
@darrenpauli @juhasaarinen Her bikes: Ducati Desmo 650 for Sunday, some random 125 for everyday, a 1950s BMW 500 fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d0
@darrenpauli @juhasaarinen @abcnews Goddam geese! That said, I shared a house with a motorcycle enthusiast for a co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IC
@SquigglyRick @JennaPrice What even is couli? Mind you the rest of it looks OK.
@JennaPrice @SquigglyRick “What is wrong with Rick?” is a question that could consume a lot of our time…
ft_variations PepsiCo is suing Gujarati farmers for growing copyrighted potatoes. 2019 isn’t even half over. pic.twitter.com/UzSXHc67mA
And yet here we are. twitter.com/whereisdaz/sta…
@JennaPrice @SquigglyRick WTF is even going on here?
@spottytwit @abcnews I know. I’m getting old.
@techoglot @juhasaarinen Will Ayam? pic.twitter.com/hpQCwvNSBZ
@jon_lawrence @abcnews You are most kind.
@Murk_Loar No, really, this is a thing.
@RealNickHodge Hang on, I’m warming to this.
@jpwarren @trentyarwood Thought you’d like it.
The headline is correct. NSA doesn’t think mass surveillance is worth the effort. twitter.com/BrianHonan/sta…
@michaelneale @RealNickHodge Also, the clock can never go backwards.
DrBenjaminJones As a small aside to the latest nastiness in #Cronulla involving Anning and his goons, be careful not to judge peopl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sj
This is very @jpwarren and @trentyarwood content all at once. twitter.com/ZacharyByfield…
@BennCC8 [Blink] This is an image I didn’t expect until later in the evening.
@spottytwit @abcnews Nope. It’s the news’ job to both communicate with and educate the audience. Bring them with yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jz
@BennCC8 What? At the AFL?
@CarlRhodes @abcnews Yeah don’t get me started. :) There’s a certain kind of “expert” who’ll never say no, of cours..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5A
@BennCC8 Sure. If this were America.
@Manic_Henry Of course. But how was the kebab?
Well this appears to be an opinion. twitter.com/BennCC8/status…
glengyron Will Elon Musk send rockets to put this on a direct collision course? Or is he a beta cuck soyboy. twitter.com/esaoperations/…
@juhasaarinen @abcnews Which reminds me. @darrenpauli are you dead yet?
@juhasaarinen @abcnews Mate. You’re shit. I’m shit. We’re all shit.
@abcnews It’s not the journalist’s fault. Today they’re covering an incident with a gun at a church. Tomorrow it’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lW
@abcnews Dear Everyone, it’s worth remembering that journalists are almost never experts in the thing they’re repor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…un
MatthewBevan Best argument I’ve seen in a while for staying fit is if your job puts you at risk of getting your shirt torn off b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hg
@fanslashstalker Yep. :)
On a more practical note, I’d be happy to do some training on military and weapons terminology, cyber terminology,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CP
@RealNickHodge @abcnews @tacticalmaid Vickers Gun or GTFO.
@abcnews If the journalist can’t tell the difference, then why are they reporting on alleged counter-terrorism oper..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rI
@abcnews And if you think this isn’t important, it’s the difference between small arms, which police use, and heavy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kZ
@abcnews You can tell the difference between a ute and a truck and a tractor, so there’s no excuse for getting this wrong either.
Dear @abcnews, could you please explain to your journalists the difference between a “machine gun” and an assault r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jW
Mind you, if you want to read it, pay for it you entitled cunts.
PRO TIP: For the sad fucks who have a sook about paying to read news stories from Certain Newspapers, log in throug..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1j
Histreepix Blocked and reported. This is a professional, academic research platform, and not to be “enjoyed”. twitter.com/the_parishione…
@techoglot @juhasaarinen Goddam Northern Europeans!
@techoglot @juhasaarinen OK, so this piece of (mainly) monolingual white trash is bailing out.
@brtrx I’m not surprised.
@JayAlessandra @nevertoocurious I understand what you mean. I must admit, even though ladybreasts are not my expertise, it did look odd.
@juhasaarinen Oh THAT is the problem. Fuck off.
@juhasaarinen Where the Internet Research Agency is based.
They’re good. I mean, hats off to the St Petersberg crew. They’re professionals. twitter.com/gchaslot/statu…
@franksting It fills airtime. Trust me, that is the KPI.
@JayAlessandra @nevertoocurious Really? I thought they looked quite nice. In a systems planning way. Better than big floppy udder sacks.
@Epigrammist Has to be done sometimes.
@twiddlekins Yeah but I had it done from Australia.
@fanslashstalker Yep. I’ve been following cybercrime for a while, and this is exactly the thing. Although the send-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lx
NewtonMark “Teen” infantalizes him, makes him sound like a child, diminishes his actions. He’s a 19 year old adult. twitter.com/guardiannews/s…
Despite my pessimism, the Singapore Prodding has been successful.
@jplonie Yeah but you know what the Illuminati are like.
“Flying Saucer German Technology From Before WW2” midnightinthedesert.com/flying-saucer-… pic.twitter.com/XJm0SOLbwY
Fuckin’ Illuminati again. pic.twitter.com/mmQPv79eCb
gchaslot Here I plotted the 84,695 videos that I collected last week with the number of views and the number of channels fro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jd
@BundyB That’s a good strategy. I’m a big fan of user education based on real-world examples.
@jeremy_gans @unimelb She must barely make minimum wage.
evcricket From now on money will only be available when the sun is shining or the wind is blowing. twitter.com/WestpacWire/st…
@LyraMoonShadow @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jpwarren @rohan_p @crikey_news Dumb af.
@jeremy_gans I think you should help your Dean because it sounds like she’s really desperate.
So, kids, this is how a scam works. Note the email address it’s from. twitter.com/jeremy_gans/st…
@CivMilAir @NuclearAnthro I’m kinda glad that the Open Skies flights are running again.
purserj He’s under indictment and is still refusing to pay millions to workers. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…
@jamescmcpherson @R_Chirgwin Exactly.
@rohan_p @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jpwarren As SBS used to say, “The world is an amazing place.”
@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jpwarren @rohan_p @crikey_news Again, I cannot comment.
@R_Chirgwin Yeah down to 5C tonight. Joy.
@phenidone Yeah fair point.
@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jpwarren @rohan_p @crikey_news I am unable to comment.
A fine photo, @ellinghausen. Ping @ApostrophePong. twitter.com/ellinghausen/s…
@FadAstra Wow.
@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jpwarren @rohan_p @crikey_news It’s in the “TIPS AND RUMOURS” column, so much as provided by a punter.
@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jpwarren @rohan_p For those with a @crikey_news subscription or up for a free trial, “News..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ow
@glengyron Is Chatroulette still a thing? Filter by registered voter.
Pornhub or GTFO. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…
Man, it’s all kicking off today! twitter.com/7NewsSydney/st…
@fanslashstalker @jxeeno If @jxeeno has done nothing else for us, we can thank him for enabling serial killers.
Is there any way we can prevent this annoying man being on television ever again? Seriously, when I’m watching TEN,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D9
Histreepix The March For Leave. London, 2019. pic.twitter.com/USmmhYevi0
HAHAHAHA. Oh FFS. Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jpwarren @rohan_p etc etc etc. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…
@JustJimWillDo Exactly.
OK, @jxeeno, you are enabling fine-grained bus-spotting and I am concerned. twitter.com/AnyTripAU/stat…
AnyTripAU Hey Brisbane users! Did you know you can now search for your bus service using the fleet number at the front or sid..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2l
@JustJimWillDo Hah! I did something similar* the other night with some lettuce, tomato, and a can of smoked kippers..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oM
SURPRISE! “Don’t Freak Out About That Viral ‘Milk Duct’ Image, It’s Not Actually Correct” sciencealert.com/don-t-freak-ou… pic.twitter.com/oRPtNlCmSZ
nevertoocurious Nobody bothered to find the original source or even verify that this is anatomically correct, so obviously I went a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EM
Wow. John Howard campaigning in Penrith. I guess he could go the full Children Overboard into the Nepean River…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nl
CrazyinRussia Our Friendly Spider-Slav, catching American spy and his capitalist beverage. pic.twitter.com/1Tdn4l5NMY
@jetztgibtshaue @dobes @rohan_p Exactly. pic.twitter.com/boKcAyXNB7
@NuclearAnthro Mate, PrEP doesn’t work against either radiation or 5psi over-pressure. Trust me on this.
@NewtonMark @swearyanthony @jpwarren @jeamland Hello.
I have the sneaking suspicion that the Singapore Prodding will fail to achieve its aims.
@jetztgibtshaue @dobes @rohan_p You reckon? I mean, I know the libertarian streak is strong, but even so. Then again HYPERSONIC NARCODRONES.
@jamescmcpherson @swearyanthony @jpwarren @jeamland @NewtonMark Is that funny? Yeah! Yak! Yak! Yak!
@jamescmcpherson @swearyanthony @jpwarren @jeamland @NewtonMark We should rename him MiG Newton, amirite?
Oh wow. VERY HANDY TIP for anyone in Australia in the same place as ants. twitter.com/MarkRDuckett/s…
This is rather good. Part-time government! The Member for Manila! Ministers in witness protection! #ausvotes twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…
@jetztgibtshaue @dobes @rohan_p A few will be, almost certainly. I haven’t been tracking the Black Aircraft Rumours..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gH
@jamescmcpherson @mrchrisaddison This is like the end of “Dark Star” isn’t it.
Relatable content. twitter.com/pasuke_kakusei…
@jamescmcpherson Well they only suspended him for six weeks for all the rest of the shit he’s done, so I doubt it.
@kopegi1 Yeah I’m across that. :( I’m running out of rage energy for all this bullshit.
@jetztgibtshaue @dobes @rohan_p You are a killjoy.
“Leverage the massive opportunity!”
Attn: @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard. twitter.com/misir_mahmudov…
@djackmanson @upulie @SBSOnDemand Ah! Well I don’t know Deighton’s stuff, so I guess we’ll see.
Here we go, folks. twitter.com/10NewsFirst/st…
@dobes @rohan_p Further to that… twitter.com/fordm/status/1…
What a charmer. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
Oh great. Ping @R_Chirgwin. twitter.com/BlackheathWx/s…
@upulie @SBSOnDemand Oh. Well, they get one episode then. Tops.
mrchrisaddison Tweeting is retweeting. twitter.com/playwrightnow/…
@upulie @SBSOnDemand “SS-GB”? Well, I’ll give the first episode a go and report back. I was kind of a WW2 history g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ym
@duckbytheoboe Do you regret the error?
@ChrissieM @SBSOnDemand Awesome porn. Quality ethnic porn. :)
@SBSOnDemand And there’s more. pic.twitter.com/n0mkqynji0
So @SBSOnDemand is send me porn again. pic.twitter.com/zTNXFj4Kke
@swearyanthony @jpwarren @jeamland @NewtonMark Fair point.
@cxi And to think you’re just giving away this valuable content!
Hey @expectproblems @CptHollingworth @alexkidman, do you know @cxi?
@swearyanthony @jpwarren @jeamland Ping @NewtonMark.
This is awesome! twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…
Poor thing. twitter.com/sniff_off/stat…
Wow the thumbnail of the pic here looked way suss at first glance. pic.twitter.com/bxukGijGY2
Pundamentalism Trying to work out if the Brexit Party deliberately made their logo look like a house that’s fallen over, but now I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ap
@DanielOCnr @jpwarren @jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @rohan_p Well I’m not an idiot. Stilgherrian for the Senate 2022!
@killmebilly I can’t see Sharkie losing.
@Angrybudgie Mind you, that was near Mount Compass where the inbreeding is pretty fierce.
@jpwarren @jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @rohan_p No, it’s that @jeamland wrote an ambiguous tweet.
@Angrybudgie Timeless tweet. ;) When I visited the old farm I grew up on to show some friends, the current inhabita..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vx
@CatPurry9 And yet there he is. twitter.com/deniseshrivell…
@deniseshrivell I did see some mention of the female targeting. Sigh. And thanks for the spreadsheet. Yours?
@Angrybudgie This is what I was thinking. I know the patch.
ScottTrindall As a long time Black people, I’m pretty fucking worried that the number of outright white supremacists in the Senat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eH
“Joe Biden’s High Crimes Against Logo Design: Biden is running for president. His campaign logo is an affront to ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JV
@DDsD Exactly.
I can see the good burghers of Mayo really going for a thing like Captain GetUp. Such a great match for the wine-dr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o6
What a horrifying thought. twitter.com/deniseshrivell…
@michaelmeloni @decryption Three grams a week from that bloke up in Modbury.
Have we heard from Captain GetUp lately?
@missdi_k OK, so that’s an Even More Giant Rabbit and would feed more than four people.
I have escalated my prodding of Certain People in Singapore. They have now been prodded internally. I’m hoping this will clear the blockage.
The most recent episode, “The 9pm Arch Window of the Death of Democracy”, is at stilgherrian.com/edict/00084/ and on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vi
ALSO DECIDED: The next episode of “The 9pm Arch Window” with @NicholasFryer will appear on Fri 10 May. After that,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RN
… If you’d like to help make this special livestream possible, especially given the cost of alcohol and medicatio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o0
DECIDED: I will definitely do a livestreamed reading of minor party election policies, probably on the evening of S..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ht
And wouldn’t they make much better candidates! twitter.com/jc_cummins/sta…
@jeremy_gans I thought I saw a note from the President of the Senate in there somewhere? (I only skimmed. I may be confused.)
I certainly did that time that’s discussed in my latest podcast! stilgherrian.com/edict/00084/ twitter.com/best_in_dumbes…
@jeremy_gans That’s Senator-in-Exile Culleton to you, Sir!
@annie_parker Well there goes my political career.
@moylecroft Doesn’t it just. Thanks for the heads-up. That’ll go into the next podcast.
@missdi_k Well, a whole bunny is a pretty solid meal. Last time I cooked a rabbit casserole it was a giant rabbit and fed four people.
@BundyB As many as I feel like.
Or, if you really must have some daft colour and movement contest, how about some physical and mental challenges in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vj
Dear All The Media, no one cares about Leaders Debates. They’re just an hour or whatever of the same talking points..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ef
All of them. pic.twitter.com/YC6H2dscPN
Wine carry bags, but each one only appears to hold one bottle. Fail. pic.twitter.com/z4qrclxPD5
K-town.
allthatweforget Matt Damon is tiny but his wife isn’t and this causes many problems, much like the assassination of archduke franz ferdinand did for europe
BellTowerTimez Gangster wild in Dalkeith! pic.twitter.com/QMEPvXXFW3
#purpletrain, briefly. pic.twitter.com/zrFw6bxaEA
A timeless headline. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
@bigbadave @carolduncan @erstkate I’m sure I don’t know what you mean.
@bigbadave @carolduncan @erstkate Oh dear.
@techoglot Clearly.
@pauljamesharper @NewtonMark Ideally, yes.
@DDsD Maybe I’ll unwrap it on the weekend then.
@carolduncan @erstkate Can I stick my own business in your world?
@garystark Well “The 9pm” is the na… oh I see what you did there. Sigh.
@DDsD Telstra has been handing them out like boiled lollies for months.
@techoglot With an allergy warning.
@dobes @rohan_p @SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark Of course. twitter.com/LisaVisentin/s…
It. Gets. Better. And. Better.
Attn: @dobes @rohan_p @SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark. twitter.com/LisaVisentin/s…
@Steve_Lockstep Oh now that’s an idea!
Hmmm. “The 9pm Mixed Nuts Policy Reading” has a certain ring to it. twitter.com/PollHereford/s…
GrogsGamut Five j̷o̷b̷s̷ chip flavours I’ve had
1. Chicken
2. Salt & Vinegar
3. Dorito Cheese Supreme
4. Red rock sea salt
5. BBQ
@carolduncan @VBatesWriter True. But oddly enough the rescue helicopter had indeed touches down only a few minutes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KU
Not, as you say, forgetting Cory and Lyle. twitter.com/nschultz/statu…
This is brilliant. twitter.com/VictorPontis/s…
So same question for Morrison then. Also, that figure of 55,000 is such bullshit. #ausvotes twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…
@Ingeegoodbee Heh. I worked with HG once, when he was MCing an awards show and I was one of the presenters. Great bloke.
@jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren I took “Not as good as Culleton’s” to mean “Whatever you’re tal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hu
@jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren Oh hang on…
@jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren Scroll back in the thread. This is what I downloaded from that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nA
@NewtonMark I had to scroll back to see who you meant, because it could be literally anyone. :)
@jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren Um, that’s who we’re talking about.
@TenakaKhan2 They could probably get a side gig as contractors for Ashley Martin, working from the inside.
@wibbly @swearyanthony @riskybusiness @NickEvershed @mmaunder @wordfence But I’m preaching to the choir here. :)
@wibbly @swearyanthony @riskybusiness @NickEvershed @mmaunder @wordfence Also, there’s SO many “web designers” who..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fw
@riskybusiness @swearyanthony @NickEvershed @mmaunder @wordfence Snap! :)
@swearyanthony @NickEvershed @riskybusiness Talk to the folks at @wordfence. Or @jdub in Sydney. In the reverse ord..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8R
God help us, @NewtonMark, if they ever stumble across Mr Oolmiun’s Twitter handle. twitter.com/jiveDurkey/sta…
@DanielOCnr @NewtonMark Thanks. It was just a level mismatch, which can be fixed with the Eternal Magic of the 20dB Pad.
@DanielOCnr @spreaker That’s for taking a split from the comms system in an aircraft for recording same. Did some w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vB
@R_Chirgwin So, like this? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@VBatesWriter @carolduncan If it’s not SLSA it could be anything from a real estate agent taking photos to a new cr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gZ
@VBatesWriter @carolduncan Hmmm. The beacon info is still showing it on the ground, but it may well be too low for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TT
@oberonsghost This is also true. I always plan for worst-case because obviously.
@carolduncan @VBatesWriter Oh well there you go. A circle before landing of normal to visually check what you’re do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7x
@carolduncan @VBatesWriter It just flew there from Pelican. Here’s a rough track. pic.twitter.com/Hhe6nuOszh
@carolduncan The only helicopter I can see nearby is VH-ZXC, an AgustaWestland 139 operated by Hunter Region SLSA H..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…je
@DanielOCnr @spreaker How does this make you feel? pic.twitter.com/pr9NwADLWY
@DanielOCnr @spreaker Or, as I like to think of it, simple. And instantaneous. Digital is not always the answer. :)
@DanielOCnr Yep, that’d take out that delay. Or just an analog cable off the TV. (I don’t have broadcast TV here so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4u
@mattjhatton As I say, I’ve done election night coverage and similar things. In fact, one of my solid skills was pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aG
Rum, sodomy, and the penguins. twitter.com/Sestze2/status…
That said, I’d love to be on a less-serious live commentary team some time, in the broadcast media where these dela..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3O
I’ve thought about this in the past. There’s two practical problems.
1. Streamed audio runs a minute or so behind..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GM
@HyperionPlays @NBN_Australia Their goals are set by the government, which is their shareholder, yes. Operations ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bJ
UAP also has a “Vision”. unitedaustraliaparty.org.au/cp-vision-for-… Fraser Anning’s mob has a tiny policy platform too, so they could..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…co
Isn’t @NBN_Australia a true marvel of the modern age! twitter.com/HyperionPlays/…
Filthy penguins. twitter.com/paulwiggins/st…
alexstamos Having access to the world’s best machine learning is like having access to 10 billion five-year-olds.
If your tas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…62
AusElectoralCom Early voting centres open on Monday for anyone unable to vote on election day. For locations and opening times see..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vb
Hey there, fans of Section 44 and the like, go for it. #ausvotes twitter.com/AusElectoralCo…
samanthamaiden Called Eliza to see if she’s OK and she’s fine. Pretty scary though. He said some predictably sexist and offensive..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HF
@stufromoz Here. Read One Nation’s Climate Change policy, that’ll cheer you up. onenation.org.au/policies/clima…
@stufromoz You mean these? onenation.org.au/policies/
@SnarkyPlatypus @JordanKonek Comments like this parallel comments about the importance of the ABC in regional and r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZP
@SnarkyPlatypus @JordanKonek I’m now wishing I knew more about indigenous issues in Canada, because the parallels t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Te
Well Rise Up Australia does look promising for this exercise. And they’ve got the first column on the NSW Senate ba..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qu
@Angrybudgie Only the one bottle of (of course) Bundy.
@newzedland Exactly.
HEY KIDS! Last federal election I did the “The 9pm One Nation Policy Reading”, a livestreamed read of the entire PH..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sK
Gosh. Just how far up Canavan do Adani’s fists go? #muppetocracy twitter.com/mattjcan/statu…
gaywonk This is what the right-wing “Twitter is biased!” campaign has been working towards.
This is what “working the ref..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qH
@jaqx0r Ah, this is the same point that @DamienHurrell was making. twitter.com/DamienHurrell/…
@SnarkyPlatypus @upulie I’m with the @upulie on the surprise factor, though. The stupidity is magnificent, even awe-inspiring.
Here’s the original tweet, should anyone want the link. twitter.com/JordanKonek/st…
Isn’t it good* to see that no matter where you are in the world, some arsehat anonymous bigot will arc up against i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zg
@joelpmichael Exactly. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@DanielOCnr Yes, unless it is actually direct from the cow, maybe refrigerated and consumed same-day, you really do want it pasteurised.
@upulie Look, One Nation is a professional, well-oiled political organisation, and we should respect them for that.
upulie Uhm uh doesn’t Hanson identify as female tho twitter.com/susanamet/stat…
Totally normal. twitter.com/randileeharper…
OK, so this is not what “direct from the cow to you” looks like. Trust me, I know. twitter.com/decryption/sta…
Goddam penguins. twitter.com/wolfcat/status…
I should be prevented from using the internet.
@joshgnosis @Davidramli It’s a bit like herpes in that regard.
I am disappointed that Twitter has put the democracy sausage emoji on the aus pol hash tag as well as #ausvotes bec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lm
naamanzhou Dawn Fraser would have towed their car back to where their parents came from pic.twitter.com/z5GpNZlkiz
@SnarkyPlatypus Not usually done when people are likely to be travelling, IIRC.
@Davidramli Sorry, you’re quite right. I am living in the past.
Fuckin’ penguins.
I bet I could. twitter.com/britishmuseum/…
@Davidramli And may good fortune go with you to Shopping Mall and Container Terminal Island (SMACTI), David.
@KrazyKarl910 @NewtonMark @jon_lawrence @trentyarwood It’s a shame. It’d save everyone a great deal of bother.
patstokes “Long Campaign’s Journey Into Night” (2019)
MORRISON: How thick the fog is. I can’t see the road. All the people i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XK
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus H U G E !
@JustJimWillDo Nah, I think @SnarkyPlatypus would be a HUGE fan of this.
@KrazyKarl910 @NewtonMark @jon_lawrence @trentyarwood Maybe Jesus tells them directly?
@redstarcycles Well, it does also include the racism… [Shrugs]
larry_irving I worked on Internet privacy for the Clinton Administration from 1993 to 1999. I am fully unaware of any “innovati..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wl
@NewtonMark @jon_lawrence @trentyarwood I have a vague memory of mailing in my form. I think.
@oberonsghost Fair enough. And my writing has to have at least a modicum of entertainment about it. You have a more captive audience.
@brookmanknight On days like this I follow my feelings. :)
(Also sensible when stress and anxiety can be companion..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tj
“How Trump Took the Shine Off Washington’s Glitziest Night” politico.com/magazine/story… Ironically, it was by NOT turning up.
The CBF is strong today.
@oberonsghost You have ruined it. It’d have left in “village people” and worked in a lyric or two in later pars.
@NewtonMark @trentyarwood And plans may happen to change after you vote. Sure. I don’t think they actually care, be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uL
@raaahbin @JustJimWillDo I’m sure this can be arranged.
@Manic_Henry @noreasonspec Good.
@twcau Yes, and?
@Manic_Henry @noreasonspec WELL IF IT IS RIGHT THERE YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
@misosusanowa The only two universities with “Australia” as such are Uni of Western Australia and Uni of South Aust..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BD
@infinite8horizo @SnarkyPlatypus Fair point. And if the news came via his own team then that’s exactly what it is…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QV
Why is this even a question? twitter.com/Manic_Henry/st…
anildash It is useful to understand that “Electable!” should always be read in the same tone as “The Aristocrats!” twitter.com/carterbays/sta…
@misosusanowa ANU in Canberra, I assume?
@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren The sookage in his nomination form is hilarious, at least if you enjoy re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CR
@franksting @paulkidd @trib @JacktheInsider Quite some years ago I was the live broadcast producer for a number of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q5
@DamienHurrell I’m now wondering whether “the result of” has a bunch of applicable caselaw around it. Because if yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kf
@SnarkyPlatypus Well, seven of them from the Shire. More from near Coogee, around 20 from memory. Australians were..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HA
@erstkate @SnarkyPlatypus My pleasure.
@bastardsheep @NewtonMark @trentyarwood You’re right. I pre-polled for the state election and there was no sense of occasion.
@trentyarwood @NewtonMark Inevitable.
And naturally he has signed his argument as “Senator in Exile”. What a tool.
Attn: @dobes @rohan_p @SnarkyPlatypus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tP
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Pages 11–17 of the PDF onwards, if you want to read ittwitter.com/jeamland/statu…cw
“U.S. Navy drafting new guidelines for reporting UFOs” politico.com/story/2019/04/… The cover-up continues, @dobes @rohan_p.
@georgepnott @JustJimWillDo @dobes Hah! I’d guessed that might have been what happened. :) We’re all been there…
@SnarkyPlatypus He’s the MP for down Cronulla way, and a good proportion of the victims were from there, so he kind..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ok
@JustJimWillDo Imagining it, that is.
@JustJimWillDo Imagine spraying some measles-laden mist into that room. Because I am.
@jeamland @NewtonMark @trentyarwood 1. “Service ceiling: 25,700 ft (7,800 m)” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van%27s_A…
1a. Um, yeah,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yj
@JustJimWillDo @dobes @georgepnott I think so. Last night I was seeing tweets from the event, and it seems to have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RL
@NewtonMark @trentyarwood Having to work is good. Also, being more than 8km from a polling place, and I don’t think..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oS
@NewtonMark @trentyarwood At the NSW state election I said “Because I’m in town today” and they said “Not good enou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GO
@NewtonMark @trentyarwood You just have to tell the official why you “can’t get to a polling place on election day”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…91
@jaqx0r Heh. I think we’re a way off bots becoming corporations, but then who knows?
@JustJimWillDo @dobes Um, I don’t know what @georgepnott is smoking, but this happened yesterday. ncsc.gov.uk/section/keep-u…
@DamienHurrell I think I understand your argument. All bots are “the result of” a person in all those categories, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ro
Fri plan, confirmed: Slow start; laundry; administrivia; plan some time in Brisbane; schedule things for next week;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wG
@DamienHurrell I don’t see how you get to that interpretation. §17940(d) explicitly includes such things, as does t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o8
firstdogonmoon i will be spending the rest of this election campaign calling on @BillShorten to undo terrible things the current g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g8
@snurb_dot_info Look I’m sure it’ll all turn out brilliantly.
@yodaberg We’re all allowed to make up whatever words we want. We’re also all allowed to decide whether we like or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MX
This all happened last October, but the news didn’t make it to my attention. Now, in a moment of nostalgia, I’d lik..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ib
So this is how the new California law defines a “bot”. I predict many days ahead in California courtrooms…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f0
I would not object if whoever coined the word “routinization” were to meet with a minor personal tragedy of some ki..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1e
Good luck with this one, California.
Also, define “bot”. I’m in a lazy mood, but here are links to an article and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qI
HAHAHAHAHA IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION? twitter.com/matt_levinson/…
SethAbramson BREAKING NEWS: A NYT article, echoing claims made on this feed, has stated correctly—for the first time—what the Mutwitter.com/i/web/status/1…D8bw
@NewtonMark @realColtonX That’s not the point.
Attn: @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee. twitter.com/bitcoin_txt/st…
@arizclint I do have a black beanie, for use when out and about on cold Mountains nights.
So do I. twitter.com/joelwinston/st…
@maelorin True, and I’ve thought about it, but if I pick up a new hobby it really should be one away from a screen.
@NewtonMark Maybe they have an aircraft near there somewhere. You could steal one.
@WokeAFMedia @MatthewBevan Look she does her best.
Hey @NewtonMark dare you to fly under all three. twitter.com/LoveDunfermlin…
clutterbells When I was younger, there was only a rail bridge. You had to take a ferry with your car. twitter.com/LoveDunfermlin…
@franksting @paulkidd @trib @JacktheInsider Eric Bogle’s music shits me to tears. There. I said it.
@DDsD True,. Unless I go work in a bunker somewhere, at a lower rate. But getting a PV would be a PITA.
@misosusanowa That wouldn’t be unusual, I’m guessing. I got a standard whitefella schooling south of Adelaide and i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Db
@franksting @paulkidd @trib @JacktheInsider Great minds think alike. Also, you and Scott. twitter.com/scott_thewspot…
@purserj I am.
That half-day master class on sentiment analysis that I did a couple years back, well, it stretched some neurons th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bf
I really should’ve kept going with computational linguistics, having done both computing science and linguistics. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Il
“Why Won’t Twitter Treat White Supremacy Like ISIS? Because It Would Mean Banning Some Republican Politicians Too,”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X9
riskybusiness The fact that so many elected US conservatives are indistinguishable from garden variety white supremacists does re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jx
@misosusanowa At @bunjaree? I just kinda live here, something that happened by accident. Long story. It’s only 100k..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ay
MatthewBevan Germany, a place best remembered for all the good things that have happened there. Sad to see them ruin that unblem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ry
MatthewBevan ONE OF THE WORST THINGS THAT EVER HAPPENED TO GERMANY twitter.com/atrupar/status…
@marcuskelson @paulkidd @franksting @trib @JacktheInsider That’s the one.
@misosusanowa OK, now I am envious. I’ve seen so little of the US — San Francisco and San Jose mostly and once each.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tIC
@marcuskelson @paulkidd @franksting @trib @JacktheInsider Cold Chisel, “Keh Sanh”.
@paulkidd @franksting @trib @JacktheInsider I think we can all agree that “We Are Australian” is worse than anthrax.
@misosusanowa @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree I can understand that. I have yet to see Uluru myself. I should probably fix that.
@paulkidd @franksting @trib @JacktheInsider Pffft! You might as well have Chris Lilley’s “Indigeridoo”.
@misosusanowa @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Yeah we don’t really do rain here. :)
@paulkidd @franksting @trib @JacktheInsider “Waltzing Matilda” is a dreary, plodding folk song about a stupid tramp.
@paulkidd @franksting @trib @JacktheInsider The song and I were born in the same town.
Music by Carl Linger, one o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cm
@paulkidd @franksting @trib @JacktheInsider Well, there’s also “The Song of Australia”, which was the song not chos..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pw
@misosusanowa @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Whereabouts are you, anyway?
@misosusanowa @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree We’re at the head of a small valley that feeds into a larger valley at the edge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ii
@misosusanowa @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree We’re off-grid. All water is rainwater. All electricity is captured sunlight, e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qV
@misosusanowa @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Oh, we just call them rainwater tanks. All roofs already have rainwater tanks.
@misosusanowa @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Water management is a huge political issue here right now, at least at the macr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y5
@R_Chirgwin @misosusanowa @bunjaree Yeah I’m looking at the map now. You could certainly put a small dam just below..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kE
Today is Day 16 of the federal election campaign, or E minus 22. Enjoy. #ausvotes
@misosusanowa Not sure of the legal status, ‘cos both local government (planning) and state (environmental laws) ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QJ
bilalfarooqui Our D.C. office building got a security robot. It drowned itself.
We were promised flying cars, instead we got sui..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Fq
Fri plan, draft: It’s a day full of small tasks, including administrivia, laundry, errands and shopping in Leura, p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iv
I must remember to set aside a few hundred dollars to cover the extra water we’ll have to truck in.
@CARROT_app Still, @CARROT_app, it’s worrying that there’s a 75% chance we’ll only have 50mm to 100mm of rain betwe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wm
What a lovely day ahead, @CARROT_app, and 4C above average for this time of year. I’m sure that’s fine. pic.twitter.com/1QowKuBrlh
Friday. Welcome to the carnivale. It has legs. Friday.