Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 26th, 2019

It’s such a clear night too. You kids in the city wouldn’t have seen these stars.

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Definitely not stumbling down a rural track lit only by the light of my phone.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @michaelmeloni @ChrissieM Not quite. It’s regular shift workers, mostly. Everyone just curls up in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…An

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@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah. It was just Melbourne or maybe the Gold Coast. As I say, I had planned to be in Sydney the night before.

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@michaelmeloni @ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus Watch it, mate. Also, there’s a certain camaraderie on the 0312. No one i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vd

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@balajism @franksting @upulie Yeah nah fuck that. Life’s too short. I’ll wait until I can buy the series on iTunes.

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@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah one time I was on a 6.30am flight out of SYD because I thought I’d be in the city o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0t

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aaronch3n A lot of my mates took drugs last night I did not. I’m like laika the space dog, I don’t do comedowns

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damonayoung Avengers: Edamame (2019). pic.twitter.com/qsyWYkTtc4

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@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah the first out of Central is at 0424, first one down from Katoomba is 0..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YM

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@franksting @upulie Well, compared to the other options they didn’t seem to have a great selection of content. YMMV, etc.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Is that even the right quote? I’m calling bullshit.

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@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus There used to be hourly trains all through the night in the 1980s. I’m not sure when the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ll

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@upulie Grrrr. OK I guess I’ll find it here.

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@GyanS Ta. I’m not across the whole story because I’m out, but will read in the morning.

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@SimonXCIV Just the Monkey Shoulder, which they have at an adequate price.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah the last arrival at Central is the one that just left Katoomba and arrives 0022. The structure..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J6

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@DavidHRobb @NewtonMark @abcnews Indeed. But having been a broadcast producer with the ABC last century I get crank..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xR

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@amy_schmelzer @abcnews Yeah, and I know I shouldn’t necessarily be so harsh. But. :)

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@ithoughtisaid Hah! Where are you? I’m guessing like 100km away?

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@phonakins @DDsD In Katoomba the last eastbound is the 2220. From the city the last westbound out of Central is the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L2

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Looks like I’m getting a taxi, because I’m not going to scoff my whisky.

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@smidgey @riskybusiness @abcnews Pat knows this shit too. He’s just giving me grief, as is right and proper.

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@riskybusiness @abcnews Hah! Now I’m imagining VICPOL deploying technicals into the suburbs. This is what Bill Shor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E9

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@riskybusiness @abcnews Also, I am a pedant and a cunt. As you know.

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@riskybusiness @abcnews I am, but my point is the difference between “regular” CT operations by LEA, or escalation..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ra

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@riskybusiness @abcnews A submachinegun is not a machine gun. They have very different roles. One is a personal clo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3Y

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If you upload a short video sequence as a GIF you are literally worse than Hitler.

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glengyron This genre is “literature” twitter.com/fozmeadows/sta…

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SueHealy Let he who is without autocorrect cast the first stoat.

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evolvable I only just realised today that the poo emoji 💩 is not a good poo. It is probably a 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale, w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zZ

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jplonie Shutdown ? twitter.com/newscientist/s…

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JohnLavis1 Morrison just said this election is about who will become PM. I think it is about who will form government and have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dX

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cyberwar Because Taiwan Strait. twitter.com/BonnieGlaser/s…

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@Sheeds_au You don’t go down on Friday for a Sunday game. :) Tasmania is a battleground in this election.

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@phil_sec_mel @darrenpauli @juhasaarinen Yeah we know who we mean. :) I haven’t seen her in ages.

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@jon_lawrence @anthonypesec I agree, that’s the only variable for ACT. Though an hour is a long time in politics these days.

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@jon_lawrence @anthonypesec That’s weird. Maybe it’s only going to ramp up next week once the holidays are out of the way?

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@mikko @AusCERT Definitely! It’s going to be a fun event, though of course NOTHING is happening in the cybers down here these days. :)

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@darrenpauli @juhasaarinen Ouch! Yeah, she’s a serious legend, and a brilliant sysadmin. Must catch up. She also us..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EL

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@techoglot @juhasaarinen Yes I know who he is. :) I’ve seen him play live in San Francisco.

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stilgherrian The most recent episode, “The 9pm Arch Window of the Death of Democracy”, is at stilgherrian.com/edict/00084/ and on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vi

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stilgherrian ALSO DECIDED: The next episode of “The 9pm Arch Window” with @NicholasFryer will appear on Fri 10 May. After that,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RN

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stilgherrian … If you’d like to help make this special livestream possible, especially given the cost of alcohol and medicatio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o0

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stilgherrian DECIDED: I will definitely do a livestreamed reading of minor party election policies, probably on the evening of S..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ht

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@darrenpauli @juhasaarinen Her bikes: Ducati Desmo 650 for Sunday, some random 125 for everyday, a 1950s BMW 500 fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d0

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@darrenpauli @juhasaarinen @abcnews Goddam geese! That said, I shared a house with a motorcycle enthusiast for a co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IC

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@SquigglyRick @JennaPrice What even is couli? Mind you the rest of it looks OK.

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@JennaPrice @SquigglyRick “What is wrong with Rick?” is a question that could consume a lot of our time…

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ft_variations PepsiCo is suing Gujarati farmers for growing copyrighted potatoes. 2019 isn’t even half over. pic.twitter.com/UzSXHc67mA

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The headline is correct. NSA doesn’t think mass surveillance is worth the effort. twitter.com/BrianHonan/sta…

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DrBenjaminJones As a small aside to the latest nastiness in involving Anning and his goons, be careful not to judge peopl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sj

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@BennCC8 [Blink] This is an image I didn’t expect until later in the evening.

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@spottytwit @abcnews Nope. It’s the news’ job to both communicate with and educate the audience. Bring them with yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jz

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@CarlRhodes @abcnews Yeah don’t get me started. :) There’s a certain kind of “expert” who’ll never say no, of cours..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5A

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glengyron Will Elon Musk send rockets to put this on a direct collision course? Or is he a beta cuck soyboy. twitter.com/esaoperations/…

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@johnb78 @abcnews Well it’d sort things out quick smart.

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@juhasaarinen @abcnews Mate. You’re shit. I’m shit. We’re all shit.

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@abcnews It’s not the journalist’s fault. Today they’re covering an incident with a gun at a church. Tomorrow it’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lW

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@abcnews Dear Everyone, it’s worth remembering that journalists are almost never experts in the thing they’re repor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…un

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MatthewBevan Best argument I’ve seen in a while for staying fit is if your job puts you at risk of getting your shirt torn off b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hg

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On a more practical note, I’d be happy to do some training on military and weapons terminology, cyber terminology,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CP

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@abcnews If the journalist can’t tell the difference, then why are they reporting on alleged counter-terrorism oper..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rI

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@abcnews And if you think this isn’t important, it’s the difference between small arms, which police use, and heavy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kZ

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@abcnews You can tell the difference between a ute and a truck and a tractor, so there’s no excuse for getting this wrong either.

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Dear @abcnews, could you please explain to your journalists the difference between a “machine gun” and an assault r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jW

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Mind you, if you want to read it, pay for it you entitled cunts.

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PRO TIP: For the sad fucks who have a sook about paying to read news stories from Certain Newspapers, log in throug..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1j

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Histreepix Blocked and reported. This is a professional, academic research platform, and not to be “enjoyed”. twitter.com/the_parishione…

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@techoglot @juhasaarinen OK, so this piece of (mainly) monolingual white trash is bailing out.

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@JayAlessandra @nevertoocurious I understand what you mean. I must admit, even though ladybreasts are not my expertise, it did look odd.

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@juhasaarinen Where the Internet Research Agency is based.

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They’re good. I mean, hats off to the St Petersberg crew. They’re professionals. twitter.com/gchaslot/statu…

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@franksting It fills airtime. Trust me, that is the KPI.

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@JayAlessandra @nevertoocurious Really? I thought they looked quite nice. In a systems planning way. Better than big floppy udder sacks.

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@fanslashstalker Yep. I’ve been following cybercrime for a while, and this is exactly the thing. Although the send-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lx

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NewtonMark “Teen” infantalizes him, makes him sound like a child, diminishes his actions. He’s a 19 year old adult. twitter.com/guardiannews/s…

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Despite my pessimism, the Singapore Prodding has been successful.

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@jplonie Yeah but you know what the Illuminati are like.

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gchaslot Here I plotted the 84,695 videos that I collected last week with the number of views and the number of channels fro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jd

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@BundyB That’s a good strategy. I’m a big fan of user education based on real-world examples.

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evcricket From now on money will only be available when the sun is shining or the wind is blowing. twitter.com/WestpacWire/st…

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@jeremy_gans I think you should help your Dean because it sounds like she’s really desperate.

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So, kids, this is how a scam works. Note the email address it’s from. twitter.com/jeremy_gans/st…

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@CivMilAir @NuclearAnthro I’m kinda glad that the Open Skies flights are running again.

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purserj He’s under indictment and is still refusing to pay millions to workers. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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@rohan_p @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jpwarren As SBS used to say, “The world is an amazing place.”

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@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jpwarren @rohan_p @crikey_news It’s in the “TIPS AND RUMOURS” column, so much as provided by a punter.

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@glengyron Is Chatroulette still a thing? Filter by registered voter.

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@fanslashstalker @jxeeno If @jxeeno has done nothing else for us, we can thank him for enabling serial killers.

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Is there any way we can prevent this annoying man being on television ever again? Seriously, when I’m watching TEN,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D9

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Histreepix The March For Leave. London, 2019. pic.twitter.com/USmmhYevi0

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OK, @jxeeno, you are enabling fine-grained bus-spotting and I am concerned. twitter.com/AnyTripAU/stat…

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AnyTripAU Hey Brisbane users! Did you know you can now search for your bus service using the fleet number at the front or sid..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2l

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@JustJimWillDo Hah! I did something similar* the other night with some lettuce, tomato, and a can of smoked kippers..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oM

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SURPRISE! “Don’t Freak Out About That Viral ‘Milk Duct’ Image, It’s Not Actually Correct” sciencealert.com/don-t-freak-ou… pic.twitter.com/oRPtNlCmSZ

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nevertoocurious Nobody bothered to find the original source or even verify that this is anatomically correct, so obviously I went a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EM

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Wow. John Howard campaigning in Penrith. I guess he could go the full Children Overboard into the Nepean River…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nl

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CrazyinRussia Our Friendly Spider-Slav, catching American spy and his capitalist beverage. pic.twitter.com/1Tdn4l5NMY

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@NuclearAnthro Mate, PrEP doesn’t work against either radiation or 5psi over-pressure. Trust me on this.

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I have the sneaking suspicion that the Singapore Prodding will fail to achieve its aims.

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@jetztgibtshaue @dobes @rohan_p You reckon? I mean, I know the libertarian streak is strong, but even so. Then again HYPERSONIC NARCODRONES.

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Oh wow. VERY HANDY TIP for anyone in Australia in the same place as ants. twitter.com/MarkRDuckett/s…

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This is rather good. Part-time government! The Member for Manila! Ministers in witness protection! twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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@jetztgibtshaue @dobes @rohan_p A few will be, almost certainly. I haven’t been tracking the Black Aircraft Rumours..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gH

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@jamescmcpherson @mrchrisaddison This is like the end of “Dark Star” isn’t it.

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@jamescmcpherson Well they only suspended him for six weeks for all the rest of the shit he’s done, so I doubt it.

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@kopegi1 Yeah I’m across that. :( I’m running out of rage energy for all this bullshit.

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“Leverage the massive opportunity!”

Attn: @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard. twitter.com/misir_mahmudov…

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@djackmanson @upulie @SBSOnDemand Ah! Well I don’t know Deighton’s stuff, so I guess we’ll see.

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@upulie @SBSOnDemand Oh. Well, they get one episode then. Tops.

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mrchrisaddison Tweeting is retweeting. twitter.com/playwrightnow/…

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@upulie @SBSOnDemand “SS-GB”? Well, I’ll give the first episode a go and report back. I was kind of a WW2 history g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ym

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@ChrissieM @SBSOnDemand Awesome porn. Quality ethnic porn. :)

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@cxi And to think you’re just giving away this valuable content!

Hey @expectproblems @CptHollingworth @alexkidman, do you know @cxi?

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Wow the thumbnail of the pic here looked way suss at first glance. pic.twitter.com/bxukGijGY2

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Pundamentalism Trying to work out if the Brexit Party deliberately made their logo look like a house that’s fallen over, but now I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ap

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@DanielOCnr @jpwarren @jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @rohan_p Well I’m not an idiot. Stilgherrian for the Senate 2022!

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@Angrybudgie Mind you, that was near Mount Compass where the inbreeding is pretty fierce.

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@Angrybudgie Timeless tweet. ;) When I visited the old farm I grew up on to show some friends, the current inhabita..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vx

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@deniseshrivell I did see some mention of the female targeting. Sigh. And thanks for the spreadsheet. Yours?

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@Angrybudgie This is what I was thinking. I know the patch.

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ScottTrindall As a long time Black people, I’m pretty fucking worried that the number of outright white supremacists in the Senat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eH

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“Joe Biden’s High Crimes Against Logo Design: Biden is running for president. His campaign logo is an affront to ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JV

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I can see the good burghers of Mayo really going for a thing like Captain GetUp. Such a great match for the wine-dr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o6

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@michaelmeloni @decryption Three grams a week from that bloke up in Modbury.

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Have we heard from Captain GetUp lately?

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@missdi_k OK, so that’s an Even More Giant Rabbit and would feed more than four people.

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I have escalated my prodding of Certain People in Singapore. They have now been prodded internally. I’m hoping this will clear the blockage.

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The most recent episode, “The 9pm Arch Window of the Death of Democracy”, is at stilgherrian.com/edict/00084/ and on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vi

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ALSO DECIDED: The next episode of “The 9pm Arch Window” with @NicholasFryer will appear on Fri 10 May. After that,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RN

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… If you’d like to help make this special livestream possible, especially given the cost of alcohol and medicatio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o0

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DECIDED: I will definitely do a livestreamed reading of minor party election policies, probably on the evening of S..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ht

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And wouldn’t they make much better candidates! twitter.com/jc_cummins/sta…

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@jeremy_gans I thought I saw a note from the President of the Senate in there somewhere? (I only skimmed. I may be confused.)

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I certainly did that time that’s discussed in my latest podcast! stilgherrian.com/edict/00084/ twitter.com/best_in_dumbes…

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@jeremy_gans That’s Senator-in-Exile Culleton to you, Sir!

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@annie_parker Well there goes my political career.

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@moylecroft Doesn’t it just. Thanks for the heads-up. That’ll go into the next podcast.

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@missdi_k Well, a whole bunny is a pretty solid meal. Last time I cooked a rabbit casserole it was a giant rabbit and fed four people.

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Or, if you really must have some daft colour and movement contest, how about some physical and mental challenges in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vj

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Dear All The Media, no one cares about Leaders Debates. They’re just an hour or whatever of the same talking points..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ef

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Wine carry bags, but each one only appears to hold one bottle. Fail. pic.twitter.com/z4qrclxPD5

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allthatweforget Matt Damon is tiny but his wife isn’t and this causes many problems, much like the assassination of archduke franz ferdinand did for europe

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BellTowerTimez Gangster wild in Dalkeith! pic.twitter.com/QMEPvXXFW3

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@DDsD Maybe I’ll unwrap it on the weekend then.

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@carolduncan @erstkate Can I stick my own business in your world?

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@garystark Well “The 9pm” is the na… oh I see what you did there. Sigh.

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@DDsD Telstra has been handing them out like boiled lollies for months.

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Hmmm. “The 9pm Mixed Nuts Policy Reading” has a certain ring to it. twitter.com/PollHereford/s…

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1. Chicken
2. Salt & Vinegar
3. Dorito Cheese Supreme
4. Red rock sea salt
5. BBQ

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@carolduncan @VBatesWriter True. But oddly enough the rescue helicopter had indeed touches down only a few minutes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KU

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So same question for Morrison then. Also, that figure of 55,000 is such bullshit. twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…

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@Ingeegoodbee Heh. I worked with HG once, when he was MCing an awards show and I was one of the presenters. Great bloke.

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@jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren I took “Not as good as Culleton’s” to mean “Whatever you’re tal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hu

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@jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren Scroll back in the thread. This is what I downloaded from that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nA

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@NewtonMark I had to scroll back to see who you meant, because it could be literally anyone. :)

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@TenakaKhan2 They could probably get a side gig as contractors for Ashley Martin, working from the inside.

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God help us, @NewtonMark, if they ever stumble across Mr Oolmiun’s Twitter handle. twitter.com/jiveDurkey/sta…

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@DanielOCnr @NewtonMark Thanks. It was just a level mismatch, which can be fixed with the Eternal Magic of the 20dB Pad.

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@DanielOCnr @spreaker That’s for taking a split from the comms system in an aircraft for recording same. Did some w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vB

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@VBatesWriter @carolduncan If it’s not SLSA it could be anything from a real estate agent taking photos to a new cr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gZ

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@VBatesWriter @carolduncan Hmmm. The beacon info is still showing it on the ground, but it may well be too low for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TT

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@oberonsghost This is also true. I always plan for worst-case because obviously.

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@carolduncan @VBatesWriter Oh well there you go. A circle before landing of normal to visually check what you’re do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7x

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@carolduncan The only helicopter I can see nearby is VH-ZXC, an AgustaWestland 139 operated by Hunter Region SLSA H..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…je

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@DanielOCnr @spreaker Or, as I like to think of it, simple. And instantaneous. Digital is not always the answer. :)

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@DanielOCnr Yep, that’d take out that delay. Or just an analog cable off the TV. (I don’t have broadcast TV here so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4u

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@mattjhatton As I say, I’ve done election night coverage and similar things. In fact, one of my solid skills was pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aG

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That said, I’d love to be on a less-serious live commentary team some time, in the broadcast media where these dela..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3O

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I’ve thought about this in the past. There’s two practical problems.

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@HyperionPlays @NBN_Australia Their goals are set by the government, which is their shareholder, yes. Operations ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bJ

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UAP also has a “Vision”. unitedaustraliaparty.org.au/cp-vision-for-… Fraser Anning’s mob has a tiny policy platform too, so they could..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…co

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Isn’t @NBN_Australia a true marvel of the modern age! twitter.com/HyperionPlays/…

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alexstamos Having access to the world’s best machine learning is like having access to 10 billion five-year-olds.

If your tas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…62

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AusElectoralCom Early voting centres open on Monday for anyone unable to vote on election day. For locations and opening times see..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vb

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Hey there, fans of Section 44 and the like, go for it. twitter.com/AusElectoralCo…

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samanthamaiden Called Eliza to see if she’s OK and she’s fine. Pretty scary though. He said some predictably sexist and offensive..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HF

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@stufromoz Here. Read One Nation’s Climate Change policy, that’ll cheer you up. onenation.org.au/policies/clima…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @JordanKonek Comments like this parallel comments about the importance of the ABC in regional and r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZP

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@SnarkyPlatypus @JordanKonek I’m now wishing I knew more about indigenous issues in Canada, because the parallels t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Te

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Well Rise Up Australia does look promising for this exercise. And they’ve got the first column on the NSW Senate ba..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qu

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@Angrybudgie Only the one bottle of (of course) Bundy.

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HEY KIDS! Last federal election I did the “The 9pm One Nation Policy Reading”, a livestreamed read of the entire PH..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sK

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Gosh. Just how far up Canavan do Adani’s fists go? twitter.com/mattjcan/statu…

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gaywonk This is what the right-wing “Twitter is biased!” campaign has been working towards.

This is what “working the ref..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qH

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@SnarkyPlatypus @upulie I’m with the @upulie on the surprise factor, though. The stupidity is magnificent, even awe-inspiring.

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Here’s the original tweet, should anyone want the link. twitter.com/JordanKonek/st…

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Isn’t it good* to see that no matter where you are in the world, some arsehat anonymous bigot will arc up against i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zg

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@DanielOCnr Yes, unless it is actually direct from the cow, maybe refrigerated and consumed same-day, you really do want it pasteurised.

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@upulie Look, One Nation is a professional, well-oiled political organisation, and we should respect them for that.

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upulie Uhm uh doesn’t Hanson identify as female tho twitter.com/susanamet/stat…

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OK, so this is not what “direct from the cow to you” looks like. Trust me, I know. twitter.com/decryption/sta…

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I should be prevented from using the internet.

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@joshgnosis @Davidramli It’s a bit like herpes in that regard.

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I am disappointed that Twitter has put the democracy sausage emoji on the aus pol hash tag as well as bec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lm

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naamanzhou Dawn Fraser would have towed their car back to where their parents came from pic.twitter.com/z5GpNZlkiz

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@SnarkyPlatypus Not usually done when people are likely to be travelling, IIRC.

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@Davidramli Sorry, you’re quite right. I am living in the past.

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@Davidramli And may good fortune go with you to Shopping Mall and Container Terminal Island (SMACTI), David.

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@KrazyKarl910 @NewtonMark @jon_lawrence @trentyarwood It’s a shame. It’d save everyone a great deal of bother.

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patstokes “Long Campaign’s Journey Into Night” (2019)

MORRISON: How thick the fog is. I can’t see the road. All the people i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XK

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@redstarcycles Well, it does also include the racism… [Shrugs]

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larry_irving I worked on Internet privacy for the Clinton Administration from 1993 to 1999. I am fully unaware of any “innovati..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wl

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@NewtonMark @jon_lawrence @trentyarwood I have a vague memory of mailing in my form. I think.

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@oberonsghost Fair enough. And my writing has to have at least a modicum of entertainment about it. You have a more captive audience.

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@brookmanknight On days like this I follow my feelings. :)

(Also sensible when stress and anxiety can be companion..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tj

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“How Trump Took the Shine Off Washington’s Glitziest Night” politico.com/magazine/story… Ironically, it was by NOT turning up.

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@oberonsghost You have ruined it. It’d have left in “village people” and worked in a lyric or two in later pars.

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@NewtonMark @trentyarwood And plans may happen to change after you vote. Sure. I don’t think they actually care, be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uL

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@Manic_Henry @noreasonspec WELL IF IT IS RIGHT THERE YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

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@misosusanowa The only two universities with “Australia” as such are Uni of Western Australia and Uni of South Aust..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BD

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@infinite8horizo @SnarkyPlatypus Fair point. And if the news came via his own team then that’s exactly what it is…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QV

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anildash It is useful to understand that “Electable!” should always be read in the same tone as “The Aristocrats!” twitter.com/carterbays/sta…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren The sookage in his nomination form is hilarious, at least if you enjoy re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CR

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@franksting @paulkidd @trib @JacktheInsider Quite some years ago I was the live broadcast producer for a number of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q5

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@DamienHurrell I’m now wondering whether “the result of” has a bunch of applicable caselaw around it. Because if yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kf

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well, seven of them from the Shire. More from near Coogee, around 20 from memory. Australians were..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HA

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@bastardsheep @NewtonMark @trentyarwood You’re right. I pre-polled for the state election and there was no sense of occasion.

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And naturally he has signed his argument as “Senator in Exile”. What a tool.

Attn: @dobes @rohan_p @SnarkyPlatypus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tP

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HAHAHAHAHAHA. Pages 11–17 of the PDF onwards, if you want to read ittwitter.com/jeamland/statu…cw

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“U.S. Navy drafting new guidelines for reporting UFOs” politico.com/story/2019/04/… The cover-up continues, @dobes @rohan_p.

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@georgepnott @JustJimWillDo @dobes Hah! I’d guessed that might have been what happened. :) We’re all been there…

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@SnarkyPlatypus He’s the MP for down Cronulla way, and a good proportion of the victims were from there, so he kind..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ok

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@JustJimWillDo Imagine spraying some measles-laden mist into that room. Because I am.

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@JustJimWillDo @dobes @georgepnott I think so. Last night I was seeing tweets from the event, and it seems to have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RL

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@NewtonMark @trentyarwood Having to work is good. Also, being more than 8km from a polling place, and I don’t think..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oS

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@NewtonMark @trentyarwood At the NSW state election I said “Because I’m in town today” and they said “Not good enou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GO

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@NewtonMark @trentyarwood You just have to tell the official why you “can’t get to a polling place on election day”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…91

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@jaqx0r Heh. I think we’re a way off bots becoming corporations, but then who knows?

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@JustJimWillDo @dobes Um, I don’t know what @georgepnott is smoking, but this happened yesterday. ncsc.gov.uk/section/keep-u…

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@DamienHurrell I think I understand your argument. All bots are “the result of” a person in all those categories, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ro

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Fri plan, confirmed: Slow start; laundry; administrivia; plan some time in Brisbane; schedule things for next week;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wG

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@DamienHurrell I don’t see how you get to that interpretation. §17940(d) explicitly includes such things, as does t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o8

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firstdogonmoon i will be spending the rest of this election campaign calling on @BillShorten to undo terrible things the current g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g8

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@snurb_dot_info Look I’m sure it’ll all turn out brilliantly.

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@yodaberg We’re all allowed to make up whatever words we want. We’re also all allowed to decide whether we like or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MX

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This all happened last October, but the news didn’t make it to my attention. Now, in a moment of nostalgia, I’d lik..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ib

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So this is how the new California law defines a “bot”. I predict many days ahead in California courtrooms…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f0

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I would not object if whoever coined the word “routinization” were to meet with a minor personal tragedy of some ki..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1e

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Good luck with this one, California.

Also, define “bot”. I’m in a lazy mood, but here are links to an article and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qI

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HAHAHAHAHA IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION? twitter.com/matt_levinson/…

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SethAbramson BREAKING NEWS: A NYT article, echoing claims made on this feed, has stated correctly—for the first time—what the Mutwitter.com/i/web/status/1…D8bw

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@arizclint I do have a black beanie, for use when out and about on cold Mountains nights.

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@maelorin True, and I’ve thought about it, but if I pick up a new hobby it really should be one away from a screen.

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@NewtonMark Maybe they have an aircraft near there somewhere. You could steal one.

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clutterbells When I was younger, there was only a rail bridge. You had to take a ferry with your car. twitter.com/LoveDunfermlin…

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@franksting @paulkidd @trib @JacktheInsider Eric Bogle’s music shits me to tears. There. I said it.

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@DDsD True,. Unless I go work in a bunker somewhere, at a lower rate. But getting a PV would be a PITA.

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@misosusanowa That wouldn’t be unusual, I’m guessing. I got a standard whitefella schooling south of Adelaide and i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Db

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That half-day master class on sentiment analysis that I did a couple years back, well, it stretched some neurons th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bf

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I really should’ve kept going with computational linguistics, having done both computing science and linguistics. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Il

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“Why Won’t Twitter Treat White Supremacy Like ISIS? Because It Would Mean Banning Some Republican Politicians Too,”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X9

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riskybusiness The fact that so many elected US conservatives are indistinguishable from garden variety white supremacists does re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jx

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@misosusanowa At @bunjaree? I just kinda live here, something that happened by accident. Long story. It’s only 100k..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ay

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MatthewBevan Germany, a place best remembered for all the good things that have happened there. Sad to see them ruin that unblem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ry

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MatthewBevan ONE OF THE WORST THINGS THAT EVER HAPPENED TO GERMANY twitter.com/atrupar/status…

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@misosusanowa OK, now I am envious. I’ve seen so little of the US — San Francisco and San Jose mostly and once each.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tIC

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@paulkidd @franksting @trib @JacktheInsider I think we can all agree that “We Are Australian” is worse than anthrax.

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@misosusanowa @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree I can understand that. I have yet to see Uluru myself. I should probably fix that.

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@paulkidd @franksting @trib @JacktheInsider Pffft! You might as well have Chris Lilley’s “Indigeridoo”.

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@paulkidd @franksting @trib @JacktheInsider “Waltzing Matilda” is a dreary, plodding folk song about a stupid tramp.

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@paulkidd @franksting @trib @JacktheInsider The song and I were born in the same town.

Music by Carl Linger, one o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cm

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@paulkidd @franksting @trib @JacktheInsider Well, there’s also “The Song of Australia”, which was the song not chos..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pw

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@misosusanowa @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree We’re at the head of a small valley that feeds into a larger valley at the edge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ii

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@misosusanowa @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree We’re off-grid. All water is rainwater. All electricity is captured sunlight, e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qV

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@misosusanowa @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Oh, we just call them rainwater tanks. All roofs already have rainwater tanks.

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@misosusanowa @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Water management is a huge political issue here right now, at least at the macr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y5

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@R_Chirgwin @misosusanowa @bunjaree Yeah I’m looking at the map now. You could certainly put a small dam just below..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kE

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Today is Day 16 of the federal election campaign, or E minus 22. Enjoy.

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@misosusanowa Not sure of the legal status, ‘cos both local government (planning) and state (environmental laws) ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QJ

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bilalfarooqui Our D.C. office building got a security robot. It drowned itself.

We were promised flying cars, instead we got sui..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Fq

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Fri plan, draft: It’s a day full of small tasks, including administrivia, laundry, errands and shopping in Leura, p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iv

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I must remember to set aside a few hundred dollars to cover the extra water we’ll have to truck in.

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@CARROT_app Still, @CARROT_app, it’s worrying that there’s a 75% chance we’ll only have 50mm to 100mm of rain betwe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wm

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What a lovely day ahead, @CARROT_app, and 4C above average for this time of year. I’m sure that’s fine. pic.twitter.com/1QowKuBrlh

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Friday. Welcome to the carnivale. It has legs. Friday.

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