Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 5th, 2019

OK definitely gorn.

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I think I might go to bed before anything else stupid happens or any more terrible things get freighted to me.

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NatalieZed We found it. We found the worst fucking shirt.

(a moment of silence as well for this white-socks-and-knockoff-adid..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pj

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Definitely a full-on brane genius at work here. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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PPantsdown This will be quite the lip-sync pic.twitter.com/vUCIGYfETN

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stilgherrian Has Scott Morrison just shat himself into that giant bubble? twitter.com/Henry_Belot/st…

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Some tweets with numbers in them but without the aus pol hash tag. pic.twitter.com/IJAcCKLtu8

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@BrigadierSlog I am more worried right now that people are sending me shit.

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@BrigadierSlog Does that number ever mean anything though? The horse race reporters love it, of course, but how do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4w

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@BrigadierSlog All these movements are within the polls’ margin of error of nearly three percent points.

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Jojzii 2009 Twitter me: *doesn’t talk about politics ever* good morning everyone, I’m going shopping
2019 Twitter me: “whe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kq

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@voltagex Links on the podcast web page, Petal.

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@JustJimWillDo @jpwarren I know of this phrase. Haven’t heard it in ages.

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quaedvliegs On the substance of this shrillness:

Keating’s comments were unmistakably about China, not terrorism & crime. Thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R9

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quaedvliegs Sure. And to balance it all up, let’s hear Morrison explain whether he agrees with former Liberal PMs on any policy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vw

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@jpwarren I don’t know but can I have some?

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@NewtonMark @dobes @darrenpauli @SnarkyPlatypus All that sugar played merry hell with my irritable bowel. Passion Pop became Passion Poo.

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@NewtonMark @dobes @darrenpauli @SnarkyPlatypus That’s $28.50 for a case of six, Big Spender, and that can be a cas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h4

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theprojecttv It’s the story that just won’t go away: the murky, taxpayer-funded water buyback that’s raised a lot of questions…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hm

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eliistender10 That escalated quickly pic.twitter.com/aaTWzdVark

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@TomSear Tom this is getting out of hand. I’ll watch those videos tomorrow because reasons.

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Obviously the replies to this are very sensible indeed. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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@dobes @darrenpauli @SnarkyPlatypus I am confident that Theresa May will have everything sorted out by then.

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@TomSear Maybe some other time I’ll play up the Telethon angle more.

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@darrenpauli @dobes Wow I paid $7 for that Passion Pop but Dan Murphy’s has it for $4.99, or “$4.75 in any six”.

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@darrenpauli I thought that was more the Passion Pop, which I also had last night. Because @dobes.

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JustJimWillDo Great photo!

Strange that Mark Latham isn’t… oh wait, no. Never mindtwitter.com/MrKRudd/status…gf

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MrRAnderson78 Without Politicians, who would water the trees on the rain pic.twitter.com/Bd0YyDMdFW

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@roisin6 I don’t know. I’ve put it away in the cupboard and refuse to look.

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@jennylmackinnon “Spinal Tap” reference, I’m assuming.

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stilgherrian @blackdoginst From now through until the ABC’s Antony Green calls the election on 18 May, half of all tips will con..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xn

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stilgherrian NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Minor Party Policy Filibuster” spreaker.com/user/skankmedi… (4h 00m 31s)

50% of tips go to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z7

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I’ve just noticed that the volume control on BBC iPlayer goes up to 11.

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Thank God that Peter Dutton has decided to tell us all what Shorten said because otherwise I would have missed it…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v4

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@LLah_Nomis Noted, thank you. I’ll check it out.

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stupidoldandy Paul Keating has the best deal of any working comedian. Four years between sets to write a couple of minutes of mat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2f

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@jonoabroad Well, a bit. It’s more like Passiona with added sugar.

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@bigjsl I’ve thought of shifting the recording down to 0.83 speed to deal with people like you.

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@bigjsl Good. I don’t like the idea of podcasts being listened to at the wrong speed. Some of us put effort into th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5h

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ICYMI, my observations of Bundy OP from last night. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@_midofo_ For when it starts to get cold, anyway.

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@_midofo_ I need to get some more winter clothing. Sigh.

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@kcarruthers Being opened for Vidid (!) apparently.

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@corduroy Thank you. I’d forgotten about that one until I re-found it just then.

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I’ve made quite a large salad because my fridge currently has enough salad vegetables to feed a month of cows.

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hdevalence in this map you can see some of California’s most beautiful destinations, “Parking for Eight Cars”, “Parking for 6..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z6

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Now playing: Frieder Nagel: “Blossom” youtube.com/watch?v=Q-ydLX… Sweet.

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I’m quite pleased with a @zdnetaustralia piece this week: “Vietnam ‘on the edge’ of becoming a mid-tier cybercrime..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rv

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 466: Cool weather finally arrives, with cybercrime” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/46… Covers 29 A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cl

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@Thongdam07 @spreaker @auphonic It’s for talk radio equivalent. Let me zoom in a bit. pic.twitter.com/F4XRHa97Xe

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To be clear, I know very well where that sample came from. I have the relevant audio right here on my device of cho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zt

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@TomReynolds_AU @expectproblems Sorry, but the Prince response to that hashtag got tired in 2015. Well-made GIF but.

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@AdamFowler_IT @ip1 @SCAutomation @AusLawReform @kim_weatherall @rgibli Not from me. That bit of the law goes back to the 1990s from memory.

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Now playing: Marie Davidson: “Work It (Soulwax Remix)” youtube.com/watch?v=Z2ik7I… Bonus points to anyone who picks out..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8t

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@Thongdam07 Nope. :) That’s a four-hour recording so it looks fierce. I use some compression for the livestream, an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C4

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@Spikesaurus @blackdoginst My pleasure. I have personally benefited from their work, and continue to be fascinated by their research.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Heh. This is pretty much exactly average for this time of year.

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Sun plan, remainder: Gin (in progress); consider the week ahead; Weekly Wrap; salad, probably, and maybe soup; relaxing night.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @dobes Goddammit I’ve said words that will attract @DavidFeng, like a moth to a candle f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cw

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @dobes Unlike the Grass-Mud Horse, they are not necessarily “lively, intelligent and tenacious”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @dobes Hahah I actually understood a fragment of that because of the Grass-Mud Horse.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @dobes Like this, you mean, @glengyron? at Shady (谢帝 Xie Di) - Fuck Off Foreigners (瓜老外..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…51

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Hey @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @dobes have you seen “Two Sessions to the World” yet? Best* song out of China ever…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y0

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glengyron “I wAs PrImE MinIsTeR TwiCE” pic.twitter.com/BxE7WVlRX2

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@expectproblems I’m thinking of doing a play-off of the best trains, a Twitter poll for each pair chosen randomly…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZG

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@_midofo_ Hah! That is a delightfully cute photo. Thanks.

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@blackdoginst From now through until the ABC’s Antony Green calls the election on 18 May, half of all tips will con..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xn

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The good bit is that people have already thrown $1631.93 into the tip jar, so deducting the initial $400 that’s an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qi

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It kinda frightens me that more than 100 people listened to that shit on the livestream. I was getting a bit ragged..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qA

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NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Minor Party Policy Filibuster” spreaker.com/user/skankmedi… (4h 00m 31s)

50% of tips go to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z7

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NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Minor Party Policy Filibuster” spreaker.com/user/skankmedi… (4h 00m 31s)

50% of tips go to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9i

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@clutterbells I half expect him to resign after the election. Get his crew into the Senate first. Hard to say though.

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@clutterbells His wife’s recently died of cancer.

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This is what the levels of your talking-type podcast look like when you’ve remixed it to broadcast loudness standar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3R

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I’ve done the minor edit and remix. Now comes the tedious part, gathering all the links for the web page. But that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vk

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So by the end of this episode I don’t sound quite so together as at the beginning.

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@TomSear Yep, I am this very minute fixing some recording glitches — though not my mistakes — and doing a remix beftwitter.com/i/web/status/1…QPY2

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@joelpmichael @blackdoginst This is true. And I’ve extended the half-of-all-tips donations until Antony Green calls..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UM

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NewtonMark They’re not “LNP supporters,” otherwise they’d have written their own signs and wouldn’t need the “Authorised by …”twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7sVX

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jeffjohnroberts The feds are pushing the Chinese out of Silicon Valley. But not the Saudis b/c they’re not an IP threat (they just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6R

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timdunlop My favourite endorsements of the election so far, from, respectively, Peter Dutton’s wife, and Josh Frydenberg:

Vo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ao

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gths Again some people confuse the sizzle for the sausage - and in this campaign, there is no sausage.

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@kcarruthers That excellent story deserves retweeting quite a lot at the moment. Or, more usefully, some questions..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…08

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“PNG refugee support workers ‘directed to cook the books’ to prepare for Australian audit” abc.net.au/news/2019-05-0…

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James_Jeffrey Is this like Avengers, with Labor operatives time-travelling to sort out previous cock-ups? pic.twitter.com/3NrI9KOXux

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troyhunt Should I update this elevator’s Java? I’m sure it’ll work out just fine… pic.twitter.com/tXie0jZpdt

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samanthamaiden Cute. Mum and Dad spent years slugging it out in Family Court, but they are coming to the wedding! twitter.com/RichAFerguson/…

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elizabethredman This is the headline of the day huh pic.twitter.com/VFoCXTHj94

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This is an extremely relatable thread, and I generally don’t do any of this shit myself. twitter.com/ra6bit/status/…

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glengyron After the unfortunate incident yesterday, the queen lays a new clone to continue the campaign. pic.twitter.com/ZToZl8PIeB

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Heh. @SenatorWong said much the same thing in her Q&A at @LowyInstitute on Wednesday. This sounds like a sharper ve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…65

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dobes This should stop Shorten in his tracks:

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NewtonMark It is preposterous that this scheme is still running, given the mathematical impossibility of the correctness of AT..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DI

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Still, that fuckin’ giraffe looks happy, eh @iiTalW @dobes?

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Has Scott Morrison just shat himself into that giant bubble? twitter.com/Henry_Belot/st…

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Henry_Belot Scott Morrison swaps “the Canberra bubble” for an enormous inflatable bubble in the central coast seat of Dobell..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gv

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@SteveMolk Sigh. There’s so much good talent around, but hey not when there’s still some mates from the footy who h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rQ

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@ip1 @AdamFowler_IT @SCAutomation We’re good with many kinds of format shifting. See “Private and Domestic Use” in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HL

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DDsD Lizard people kill the most children though hey. twitter.com/davidicke/stat…

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glengyron Not very hot take: campaigns do almost nothing despite what people inside the campaign cults will tell you.

They..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…na

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@jsleeio Thank you. I know how to handle my wok.

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reselsnark If only there was a group of people whose job it was to help the public sort through the ‘woeful exaggeration, dull..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z9

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zck Is Asana making me more organized at work? No, no - must be the LSD pic.twitter.com/I2edEyYytP

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@boynxdor None at all. I’m just a bit tired, but that’s normal.

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There are times when @expectproblems is correct, but this scale does not include the and they clearly..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wd

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Sun plan, outline draft: Slow start; edit and post the podcast of last night’s livestream; consider the week ahead;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EO

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So this is the Sunday I’m living in. Could be worse. pic.twitter.com/rggpbdRnnP

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@oberonsghost I did. I don’t know how people can drink it, though, uness they’re under 15.

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@TomSear It’s true. I was thinking it’d be fine to drink straight once I’d relaxed into it, but it was more foul than I’d guessed possible.

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@R_Chirgwin He is prerecorded. Or at least that tweet was.

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Sunday. One of the objects in your room is in the wrong spot, but only slightly. It hates you. Sunday.

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Today is Day 21 of the federal election campaign, or E minus 13. You’ve survived three weeks of this! Congratulations.

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I’ve stopped and gone to bed, finally. This is my last for tonight. Gorn.

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@jeamland This is confusing, because I thought the only large-scale men’s restrooms in Cleveland were where anti-ga..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lk

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I should definitely not be poking at a remix at this hour. Stop. pic.twitter.com/N41McgIjTS

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@clarevward @JustJimWillDo Well, no, because I did the podcast instead.

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This Bundy OP tastes like molasses, petrol, and wife-bashing.

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How the fuck is it after midnight already?

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@kcarruthers I suspect so. I miss AARNet and Eduroam and an academic library login. UTS HR figured out I was no lon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ME

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