Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 4th, 2019

I think I’d better go away now.

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Yes, I’m definitely helping.

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@dobes @manindotblack @mattjhatton @SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 “I’ve been so fully franked I won’t be able to sit down for a week.”

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@dobes @mattjhatton @SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 Actually that’d be a hot new sex act, the DuttRut. Then you could say..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qD

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I’m sure I’m helping

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@dobes @mattjhatton @SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 I imagine that ScoMo is more your “frantic rutting in the shallow end” kind of guy.

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botandy the government is watching me try and spell surveillance

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 I’m now running through a few scenarios in my head. I note that ScoMo was photograp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7J

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shaunmicallef Discovered a short cut to drawing @realDonaldTrump. Just put Dennis the Menace’s head on Baby Huey’s body. pic.twitter.com/cGrnPMR4qH

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@helenperris @kirleaper I only interacted with one person, the woman behind the desk, to ask whereabouts they bathrooms were.

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campuscodi Bank hacks takes months, not seconds

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Infantry0300 Gotta hand it to Ivanka, it takes serious confidence to wear a pad on your head and carry your douche out in public. pic.twitter.com/cAIWkiTTSm

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richard_littler I can’t be at the , so this will have to do, with the hope that people get the reference. pic.twitter.com/b9A6QLgbJT

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bigbadave Bill and Ben mean anything? Essential viewing if they do. @GreenJ @stilgherrian @Boeufblogginon twitter.com/BBCArchive/sta…

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Splattered with pig* blood broth, sated, and back at my accommodation.

* May be cow blood. It’s so hard to keep track.

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@erstkate @oberonsghost And, presumably, Roma, both the Brisbane street and the town.

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@oberonsghost True, I’d forgotten about the UK’s connections back then.

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sylmobile Why do we need to wait that long? twitter.com/vice/status/11…

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@oberonsghost Oh dear. And isn’t that biography just… exactly what you’d expect.

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@TrubbellAtMill I’m sure I’ve seen this before. Or maybe that was goat yoga?

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I’m only just approaching Central now. Nothing to do with me. twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…

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JohnHyphen There’s a bus in Brussels called “Not The 48” which just takes you to a mystery location and I think that’s wonderf..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gz

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Tue plan, remainder: Check in, Haymarket; dinner, in the corner maybe; sloth in hotel room.

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “A lesson in risk: Your business is a ship not an aircraft” zdnet.com/article/a-less… I really..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2I

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@RedShane1 @VirginAustralia Heh. Also I’d never get time to go to Aldi when travelling. Or something something lazy. :)

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@RedShane1 @VirginAustralia “You can get a cheaper thing” is such a drab critique.

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Enjoying the Carousel.

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It appears to be raining at Sydney airport. instagram.com/p/ByR78jcg1vK/…

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I didn’t have it today, but @VirginAustralia now has a cheese platter with bonus wine. pic.twitter.com/lrS0i8hWQg

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Earlier, a lap of the Upper Hunter while SYD sorted out its shit. pic.twitter.com/1lbXwpHOeE

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Transmitters off. See you in Sydney.

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The view from 16A. Nice wing. I forgot to ask for my rechecked seat to be further back, but hey I’m flying an hour..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rn

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@arizclint All of those jokes have already been done. All of them.

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I have been rebooked on an earlier flight, VA962 BNE-SYD departing 1605 AEST, thanks to @VirginAustralia’s wonderfu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tV

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GordyPls We cross live to Josh Frydenberg explaining how this is not because the economy is in the shitter pic.twitter.com/VqzXNV0cWR

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@oberonsghost Ah. Two BNE-SYD flights cancelled this morning. But at least my flight has internets, it seems. pic.twitter.com/WEsXzq0Irq

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Is Bowen Hills named after Chris Bowen’s manboobs?

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The 1500 to Brisbane airport. For some reason my phone always wants to focus on the middle of t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pk

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@SnarkyPlatypus Julian Assange is the modern Che Guevara of t-shirt rebellion.

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@VirginAustralia We’ll see, it doesn’t depart until 1705 AEST. ;) I’m more than OK with changes, especially due to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dc

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@oberonsghost @VirginAustralia My first thought was they’ve got a group booking and they blocked off the rear of th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RI

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@sleepingdingo @VirginAustralia There were none on offer, and the plane looks very full, but I’ll ask.

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@GordyPls @AUSFestivus I’ve stopped paying attention to any of this.

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Weird. I had to re-checkin for @VirginAustralia VA970 today and there were only 22 rows showing instead of 30. So I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D2

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I’m running nearly an hour ahead of schedule.

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@GordyPls Counterpoint: Clearly you don’t.

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dobes Joe Hockey is an unrecognised comedic genius twitter.com/TheKouk/status…

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Has everyone finished making their cheese grater jokes?

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@D_Keating Hah! The @TrainsInfo public data also has the run number and type of rolling stock.

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@dobes Wow there’s a lot going on there, and as usual I’m worried about @roweafr’s mental health. Just looking at it triggers my PTSD.

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@thegrugq Or maybe me, because I did actually do a course in astrology.

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@thegrugq If anyone can write the definitive book on cyberastrology it’s you.

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@phil_sec_mel @zdnetaustralia Thanks, though I think it’s nearly 1000 words so by modern standards it’s a megatreatise.

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I know it’s very 1970s but I do love a good Campari and soda on a sunny day. pic.twitter.com/k41UsXaGH9

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My brain has just remembered that it was the New Moon last night. Eid Mubarak, Muslim friends.

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@dobes @zdnetaustralia Given that “cyber” comes from the Greek word for steering or governing, all ships are cyber..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T5

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “A lesson in risk: Your business is a ship not an aircraft” zdnet.com/article/a-less… I really..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2I

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@dobes The guy in the middle… has his head been ‘shopped on?

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mrbenwexler This looks like if the Von Trapp kids grew up & sided with the Nazis pic.twitter.com/hg7N8h2Nk9

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@naomhkilda @mattcdef2000 Those fuckers would chew their way out of the pie and then eat your oven.

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RHT_ebooks pic.twitter.com/aD81fRuuLG

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@NewtonMark Sigh. Well it’s the truth. No one gives me SEKRIT DOCKERMENS.

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@JohnBirmingham @EnoTheWonderdog @zdnetaustralia Good God you people are soft! Also, I have sent you your goddam email.

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Note that this “analysis” (does it rate that label?) was based on the reporting and background, not on seeing the a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rG

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@EnoTheWonderdog @JohnBirmingham @zdnetaustralia Wot? It’s a good 16C out there right now. This is what’s happening..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mH

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@moylecroft @NewtonMark @AusFedPolice Just seeing the story now, ‘cos I’ve been Doing Some Work. Cute.

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@NewtonMark @techoglot @simonhackett By all accounts the Gnat was a nippy little aircraft for its time.

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@JohnBirmingham @zdnetaustralia I’m going to do that at the airport. I’m going to enjoy the sun for a while before..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dl

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains naked sports and a mountain of risk.

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MatureTrumpTwts Headline: Horse’s ass doesn’t recognize gift horse. twitter.com/byEmilyAndrews…

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OK, I’m writing now, so try to keep the noise down.

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… with the next generation of snake oil. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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@missayme I might do that if I finish my writing in time.

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@moorehn @snurb_dot_info Indeed. It’s all just so terrible.

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Lovely. The Infozone at the State Library of Queensland. pic.twitter.com/GJGqVBvssA

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@AFlanagan Oh no, I’m enjoying it. But then I’m kinda disturbed.

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I think we all need to take a minute to imagine Josh Frydenberg’s phantom big stick right now. twitter.com/AFlanagan/stat…

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@moorehn @snurb_dot_info Also, the women’s gloves look like they’ve suffered a prolapse.

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Not even his body armour fits properly. twitter.com/Telegraph/stat…

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@stufox @NuclearAnthro Maybe you’re thinking of Yoda’s TARDIS from “Lost In Space”?

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@wombat1974 Yeah, the Cultural Centre is magnificent, and I wish I had time to explore it properly. Some of the sight lines are so, so good.

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@D_Keating It was packed, especially with one bar booked out for a private party. Which I nearly gatecrashed, until..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p5

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I assume this is because women don’t need machines to be intelligent, eh @feraldata? twitter.com/guzdial/status…

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@mark_r_asser Nah, still too much sunlight. It’s a clear sky.

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@staticsan @oberonsghost Nah, the snow is really irritating. Pretty, but irritating. Kinda like my third boyfriend.

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@D_Keating Well that’s handy. You weren’t in the Grand Central Hotel on Friday night by any chance, discussing Aldi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h3

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I’ve always thought that @NuclearAnthro would like this sculpture in Brisbane. pic.twitter.com/aqYHPOPcIt

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Brisbane People are currently rugged up in heavy jackets and scarves. Their world is falling apart.

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Tue plan, confirmed: Breakfast, South Bank; write for @zdnetaustralia; collect bags; 1530 train to airport; 1705 VA..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pM

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TristanVorias7 IT’S SNOWING IN QLD! This footage taken at Eukey - just 15 minutes north of the NSW-QLD border! @7NewsBrisbane..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eP

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samanthamaiden NEW: PM has known since the day he called the election it was near impossible to call Parliament before July 1 to p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rR

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Another cool @LowyInstitute event: “Building the New Malaysia: From elation to frustration”, and it’s free.

Melbou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CQ

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@erkpod I won’t be back in the Mountains until tomorrow night. I think I’ll miss all the snowy action again.

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Love your State Library, Australia!

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… but this looks even better. State Library of Queensland it is! twitter.com/aggerchez/stat…

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Somewhere at South Bank would also work for me. Or somewhere else just a handful of train stops away. I have to ret..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XT

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Dear Brisbane People: Is there somewhere near Central station that’s good to work today? A library, say? Maybe a ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…90

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@franksting @ScottRhodie I try to not get too “familiar” with ducks, but yes, I am.

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@darrenpauli @rohan_p Nah, the solution is to not put anything on your to-do list because then you can never fail to complete it.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Is your cybersecurity training reaching the right people?” zdnet.com/article/is-you… I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2b

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So I’ll be flying back into Sydney this evening..pic.twitter.com/VgQnjRznbBbB

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BlackheathWx This is up high on the Oberon Plateau this morning. Drier snow there due to the altitude and about 10cm to 15cm has..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LS

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@franksting They did indicate that they won’t sack the staff member.

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@dobes That’s a pretty cute land turtle that dog is waving.

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Why is Yiddish consistently perfect for these occasions? Schmatta. twitter.com/eddit0r/status…

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@gths Still, they were only dining with the world’s longest-reigning monarch, so not a special occasion or anything,

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I think “frumpy” is a word that we might hear a bit today. Or is “frumpy” is only for women, what’s the male equivalent?

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@EponyMowse Nothing that was especially erotic.

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EmperorNorton When I hear Trump describe himself as a stable genius, I think of donkeys.

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@PeteLawler At least she doesn’t look like she’s been pulling off farm animals.

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@juhasaarinen Their haunting calls echo through the valleys on moonlit nights.

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… it’s really only Her Majesty herself who’ll pulling it off. The Dairy Queen with her insemination-length gloves..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N6

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While this is certainly a fair critique… twitter.com/riotwomennn/st…

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Tue plan, outline draft: Slow start, with eggs I reckon; write for @zdnetaustralia; 1530 train to airport; VA970 BN..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sa

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EliStokols The queen has given Trump a book (about Churchill/WWII), which, considering that everyone knows he doesn’t read, is an expert-level troll.

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drsimmo I love my daughter’s school. pic.twitter.com/kNC2k6MujM

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I seem to have misse some weather in the Blue Mountains however. pic.twitter.com/szMUIYmD6f

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Ah, I see the fairies have been dancing in the magic garden again. I’ll take a look later.

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damocrat Me: “You lot look really busy. Were you expecting more people?”

Police officer: “A few more.”

Me: “It’s quite fun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y5

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This weather for Brisbane is acceptable. pic.twitter.com/F1AbqAP56W

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Tuesday. You find an empty box. It is green. Tuesday.

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