Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 5th, 2019

NewtonMark Exec chairman of News Corp Australasia helpfully points points out that News Corp is perfectly fine with limitless..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fc

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GrogsGamut “And I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4V

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best_in_dumbest We can be the “Anus”
in “Tetanus” pic.twitter.com/Ly06wjFaCh

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@jasminchill I haven’t had the “pleasure”.

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Yeah the coffee at the ABC is definitely a crime. twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…

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@awelder @samanthamaiden I guess the time has come to write a brief history of the “computer access warrant” becaus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1E

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@paulkidd Sigh. Yes. And it dropped another 0.2C before then.

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Oh good, I’ll be arriving at Wentworth Falls while the temperature still doesn’t have a minus sign in front of it. pic.twitter.com/xMzguv4Ser

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MelindaButtle The Qantas Club is people on $150k+ struggling to work out when it’s their go at the toaster.

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beneltham Worth noting that a sitting member of the government, Andrew Hastie, was named in the secret document cited in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B4

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@Rashas_Mo @smh_ads It’s the… sorry… it’s the moustaches.

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smh_ads 24/05/1985 pic.twitter.com/KDqYP4kdwb

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jpwarren Unless you give the filing cabinets back. twitter.com/TheLyonsDen/st…

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@JustJimWillDo Dunno. I don’t watch the horrible thing anyway so I don’t know why I even care.

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@Pollytics This has been done hundreds of times.

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I saw a thing earlier that said when Cassidy leaves The Bad Program (Sunday) the fill-ins would be “some of the ABC..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FJ

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Abandoning part of the plan so I can get the last train before the trackwork starts.

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“Third suitcase containing a body pulled from toxic lake in Cyprus,” so they would’ve had to pay excess for that. abc.net.au/news/2019-06-0…

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@micklucas62 That is a bizarre and frankly ridiculous conclusion to reach. “Hyperbole about the Gestapo is bad” doe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7k

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glengyron Why would I want to watch Black Mirror when I’m already on twitter?

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Cain_Unable This hardly seems fair, he’ll beat the absolute living shit out of it. pic.twitter.com/GDrYbiifUv

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@gnoll110 @jpwarren Yep. In an attempt to make a law technology-neutral and scenario-specifics neutral to capture s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v4

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@erstkate This is literally worse than Hitler.

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@jpwarren @gnoll110 If it’s a prosecution matter, anyway. Though my understanding is that IGIS is fierce.

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The Wikiliebers are out in force tonight.

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BernardKeane Watching the Press Gallery’s — and possibly Australia’s — thinnest-skinned hack @BevanShields getting schooled on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mw

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@gnoll110 @jpwarren The add and delete are about things like inserting spyware or the like, or creating fake commun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F1

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@kirleaper @helenperris It’s a wonderful space. I didn’t have time to explore the rest of the library. I just neede..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K3

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@davidlhardie Actually I suspect their paperwork was well ordered.

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@StuartCRyan Well that’s all down to Mr Trump, the world’s greatest orator.

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Oh that’s right, it’s the State of Oranges tonight.

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Fascinating meeting was fascinating.

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glengyron Lock her up! Lock her up! twitter.com/IvankaTrump/st…

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Oh dear, I am starting to form Opinions and getting angry about them. This won’t end well.

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mattcdef2000 Oh my I WONDER what THIS story is all about? twitter.com/DarrenODonovan…

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TheLyonsDen AFP RAID LIVE; as we wait, one of the AFP officers pulls out his iPad and checks the SMH and ABC stories on their a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mN

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jpwarren @stilgherrian Joh for PM!

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“Gestapo”? FFS you hyperbolic arsehats, the Gestapo didn’t wait in the foyer, or sit down for a coffee while discus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yn

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@jpwarren There was a time when the cops would have irished it up from their hip flasks.

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ON NO NOT THE DARK WEB.

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I’m quite enjoying the live-tweeting of the AFP “raid” on the ABC. If only someone had the minor tech nous needed t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GW

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mattcdef2000 This is absolutely correct and if you don’t use ABC Lingo in the Tardis it automatically shuts down. twitter.com/MediaActive/st…

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@dobes Look I don’t make the rules.

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Maybe all the security upgrades at the ABC weren’t about the terrorisms but about the AFP.

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@NewtonMark @joshgnosis I think the ABC’s foyer security telling the AFP to take a seat and someone will be down is the right flavour.

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NewtonMark If Ita Buttrose doesn’t call Peter Dutton a cunt under parliamentary privilege during her next appearanc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qO

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Reminder: Operation SLIPPER is not about Peter Slipper.

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NewtonMark Maybe it was a typo and they were meant to raid the ABCC.

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dobes Which is more chilling?

An AFP raid on a journo’s home?

Or the fully justified kerning I’ve highlighted? pic.twitter.com/XsmcEF5USq

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GordyPls I will buy beers for anyone who stares a fed in the eyes while picking up their sandwich and placing it in their co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o7

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liamvhogan 🚨🚨🚨

What’s the worst that could happen twitter.com/wp_alltrending…

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@jpwarren “They were different times.”

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I’ll also be in Canberra through to the Sunday afternoon, but I haven’t planned that out yet.

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This time* next week I’ll be arriving in Canberra for the @ASPI_org conference “War in 2025”…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7v

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I should probably take this seriously, but then why change the habit of a lifetime?

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I haven’t been the subject of an AFP raid since the 1980s, and oddly enough it wasn’t for my “journalism”. Also, it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1W

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TheLyonsDen Page 2 of warrant… pic.twitter.com/OfgaNmBER4

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TheLyonsDen Page one of warrant… pic.twitter.com/gRJAm8p60B

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TheLyonsDen I’m about to tweet the first two pages of the warrant. Have a look at page two and see the extraordinary range of p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…by

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@staticsan I know. I feel like I should celebrate in some way.

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NewtonMark You personally voted for and the , how about shutting your cakehole until you get a grip on w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tt

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I would write a thing about the raids thing but I’ve already been called a fascist stooge this month.

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jonkudelka Picnic provided by the taxpayers. Cheers Scomo. twitter.com/thelyonsden/st…

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glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup Jesus would have preferred milk chocolate to dark.

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OH, three loud boomer blokes: “Well when I was in China thirty years ago…”

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macdugong TEXTING; It’s basically like leaving your visiting card with someone’s butler. They can reply at leisure once they’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RX

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Note: I haven’t been following the ANU hack, the AFP raids of journalists, or that other story I’ve briefly forgott..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gu

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“The Betoota Advocate Offices Raided By AFP Over 1997 Engadine McDonalds Leaks” betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/…

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dobes Premises will be raided every day until the economy improves and everyone forgets about the recession.

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jonkudelka We should institute a Walkley for Best Raid.

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siobhanmelise ABC staff watching our building being raided pic.twitter.com/iGpRRBr4oz

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Yes, you proles, your “community space” is this little bit and how dare you think the city is for everyone. pic.twitter.com/QriY1DnEjX

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@riskybusiness @joshgnosis I like looking at human psychology in these things. Having expected to lose, does Dutton..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6t

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Horizon remains one of my favourite Harry Seidler buildings. pic.twitter.com/u0QC2C986h

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Fully antlered. Respect to the Giant Neon Vagina.

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burgotastic Phrases that aren’t dirty but sound like they probably should be pic.twitter.com/EyT9R3dEL2

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@mgherman The trail of feathers down the corridor.

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@neo_the_fat_cat @johnallsopp I suspect the same will happen in Sydney. OMFG THE TRAM IS FUCKED AND BILLIONS OVER B..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GO

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… because they’re a highly paid parrotpic.twitter.com/JBCThM2Jipip

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@neo_the_fat_cat @johnallsopp That’s a point. They’re quieter than people realise.

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ozdj Reminder: That last “news” article you read from was, in all likelihood, written by someone who is having eve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BC

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Approaching The Place Where There Are Antlers.

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Mate, trust me, we’ve been looking. pic.twitter.com/rJma8hlr33

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Also, a totally foolproof baggage ticketing system. pic.twitter.com/guEHRCbmDC

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It being Thai owned, this accommodation conforms to all safety requirements.

(OK, I know it’s low-volta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dU

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@glengyron Oh good, as long as it’s someone important.

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@glengyron And who was the official who declared it “official”? Is there a Commission for Losing It?

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@roisin6 No, it’s fine. Times have moved on.

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@oliyoung I have indeed. She must look forward to their company.

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The courts are slowly getting used to the idea of hearings being livestreamed. I think the biggest lesson will be h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hu

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Mind you, she probably has to put up with a bunch of shitty people most weeks. It’s kinda the gig.

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I know the British Monarchy isn’t viewed in the best light these days, and rightly so, but my God the Queen is havi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1i

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dobes This tweet reads like John Howard’s first romantic novel twitter.com/smh/status/113…

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Wed plan, draft: Eggs; 1045 GP; 1215 back repairs, Darlinghurst; multiple errands, Sydney CBD; 1600 interview, Macq..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VA

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@dobes The Mindful Minute is the minute that triggers the Two Minutes Hate.

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th3j35t3r She gave him pens but he only uses a sharpie.

She gave him a book but he does not read.

She served wine made in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BS

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Stonekettle Americans don’t HAVE royalty.

THAT’S THE WHOLE GODDAMNED POINT, YOU IDIOTS. twitter.com/thehill/status…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Tuesday: “A lesson in risk: Your business is a ship not an aircraft,” or so says @ericpink zdnet.com/article/a-less…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers Perhaps, but I’m picturing it more as happening from a bench outside a run-down shop.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers You’ll have learned Cantonese just so you can screech incoherently at passers-by about..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qx

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@kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus Imagine what he’ll be like in his 70s.

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@liedra Yeah, though there’s not really much he can do with that head he inherited from such a lump of a father.

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Last week’s dirty underwear and a vast sense of self-importance. twitter.com/ImaPrivate/sta…

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1. What is it with this family? Incapable of using concrete adjectives. “Incredible”. “Unforgettable”. No ability t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o9

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LordofWentworth …. This is a book. It’s like a series of long tweets, except it’s written in proper English.. pic.twitter.com/feo3XrzlbZ

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cathywilcox1 Long term thinking.
My @smh @theage pic.twitter.com/o93EBmeFoV

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@paulkidd Mate, your doubt is un-Australian.

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Yes, @CARROT_app, that is exactly the weather for Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/ItdFQISD5h

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Wednesday. A single circle is all that separates you from the worms. Have you been paying attention? Is it the correct colour? Wednesday.

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