Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 10th, 2019

liedra Reminds me of the 8 levels of Australian anger:
8. “Mate”
7. “Mate”
6. “Mate”
5. “Mate”
4. “Mate”
3. “Mate”
2. “Mat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qd

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@jagungal1 It’s just the way it is. :) I dunno, I’ve worked in the media most of my adult life, so I’m used to how..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4T

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@mayorofcanton @Ryanfc706 @thedrunkpenguin As an actual Australian and as a “professional” writer / editor, I can r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UL

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@NewtonMark @DavidRDHeath @jxeeno @DavidFeng Mark, you’re going to set off David Feng’s Swiss-O-Matic and we’ll never hear the end of it.

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@awelder I suppose. But it’s 2019 now.

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@_midofo_ Dear @SBSFood, if you want a friendly Thai chef who’s actually Thai, maybe look up Purida Theeraphong rat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hm

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bolambert65 You cannot be serious twitter.com/GOP/status/113…

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Otto_English So cocaine abuse should exclude Gove from high office but everyone’s prepared to let Johnson off. Is that how it wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eg

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Of course it is. Thompson is responsible for Darley Street Thai and Sailor’s Thai, both outlandishly overpriced “Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7b

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@Gin_ev_ra I am not a young woman, so I don’t have to.

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I just ate a salad.

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kcarruthers Good riddance twitter.com/raywilton4/sta…

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@jxeeno @DavidRDHeath @DavidFeng I keep forgetting that the Queen’s Birthday weekend is also the steam train weeken..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F1

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@DavidFeng Yeah watch that, or it’ll be The Van Time again.

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@michaelneale Interesting question. I’ll have to do the maths.

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@jxeeno @DavidFeng Ah, I see that it is. “Steam Locomotive 6029 Garratt Climbing Thirlmere Bank” youtube.com/watch?v=h5h27M…

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@DavidFeng David, would you mind not being such a cunt

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NewtonMark Big feather in the cap for @AusBorderForce and @PeterDutton_MP’s Home Affairs Department, who signed off on securit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mj

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@DavidFeng Settle, Petal. I’m taking the train to Canberra on Wednesday, so more photos en route. Why don’t you hassle @jxeeno instead?

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@staticsan I think it helps to have no obligation. If I hadn’t finished it today, so what?

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DeptDefence Include the latest @DefenceScience episode in your podcast line up! 🎧

“The changing face of biometrics research”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aJ

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The last episode with @NicholasFryer took 9.5 hours of my time, plus whatever of his, for a 1h10m episode. Before t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DW

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Hmmm. I produced that episode of the Edict in 5.5 hours from a standing start. For a 30-minute episode, that’s an 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p9

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Meanwhile, “Barnaby Joyce calls China ‘benevolent tyranny’, warns Australia not to be scared of Asian superpower” abc.net.au/news/2019-06-1…

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You really should watch the WFTX-TV Fox 4 story for the full visual effect. “Guacamole-loving gator crashes couple’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P9

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NEW UNSCHEDULED PODCAST: “The 9pm Ladybird Baby Formula Alligator Doom Watch” stilgherrian.com/edict/00088/

Also on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yj

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thomas_violence “cocaine” pic.twitter.com/cYmmFhvvOj

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I had literally just finished recording the podcast, but have done a “stop press” (“stop recording”?) to include this wonderful news.

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So yeah I’m recording a podcast. Totally unscheduled, but fuck it. Give me another couple of hours. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@twcau @zzap Why assume it’s for a phone? All sorts of stuff is charged via USB these days, including bathroom things.

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Putting the world’s stupidity to good use.

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@CatPurry9 By all means talk about strategic implications of China’s global strategy, but sailors buying baby formu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zF

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@CatPurry9 There. Are. No. Customs. Procedures. On. Departure.

Visiting naval personnel do go through customs. The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cR

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God, imagine the outrage if those Chinese sailors had bought avocados.

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@CatPurry9 There’s literally no difference between this and buying your mates duty-free booze and fags on the way back from Bali.

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@CatPurry9 This is one of the most ridiculous takes ever. There’s nothing illegal about it. Chinese visitors do thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f2

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@CatPurry9 How the hell should I know? That’s a decision you made, and that you have complete control over. [Shrugs]

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@CatPurry9 Actually, I’ll put it bluntly: Why are you so worried about some tourists buying things while in Sydney?

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@CatPurry9 What is this drug paranoia about? Drugs are shipped internationally uncut, because the packages are smal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wH

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@CatPurry9 Why does it matter what sort of ship it is? Sailors on shore leave are just tourists. If the choose to u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hm

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@CatPurry9 @aggerchez As I said before, “travellers go through customs when they arrive in a country, not when they..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9H

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michaelkoziol I wish this website had been around in 2004 because you just know the “Je suis Schapelle Corby” takes would have be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yJ

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@juhasaarinen @benkepes I imagine the PLAN isn’t exactly supportive of its sailors dealing drugs.

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@benkepes @juhasaarinen Indeed. I’m fine with people rationally discussing global strategy issues re China, but sai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ae

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@rgmerk Indeed. I read up a little on the baby formula trade a little while back. Fascinating. I understand, though..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bD

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Also, why would Chinese sailors buy drugs in Australia when it’s one of the most expensive drug markets in the world?

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@aggerchez HOW DARE THEY BUY OUR QUALITY MERCHANDISE.

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@joneaves HOW DARE THEY BUY OUR QUALITY MERCHANDISE.

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@mavsmum That’s… that’s a long time.

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Any PLAN sailor who doesn’t buy up their quota of Australian baby formula is an idiot, in my view. Good on ‘em.

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“I am pretty sure that is drugs or something”? Really? Based on what information? Also, people do know that known-g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yI

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Also, travellers go through customs when they arrive in a country, not when they leave, no matter what their mode..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hb

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I’m late to this, but how long has Bettina Arndt had the brain worm infestation?

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paulwiggins That should keep dozens of people enthralled. twitter.com/Picketer/statu…

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@WarOnTheRocks This was recorded before Emperor Trump’s visit to the UK, which shows how far behind I am in my podc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F5

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An example of why I put news headlines in quote marks to differentiate them from what I myself am saying. Unless it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ei

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Listening to the latest @WarOnTheRocks Bombshell podcast, “Lie [Down] and Think of The Queen” pca.st/732f

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rain_terranova Every BDSM clown that calls women he doesn’t know “kitten” looks exactly like this pic.twitter.com/zQ9bYfP9f4

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@CARROT_app I’m easy about the temperature, but some more rain would be nice.

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waltonkate Brb redoing my schedule twitter.com/hlnkim/status/…

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best_in_dumbest Be the “Edict”
in “Unpredictability” pic.twitter.com/VV66LJirFQ

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ScratchALiberal Finally a good fucking hot take pic.twitter.com/qqkXWbIHpD

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CalebJHull Lincoln was literally shot in the head for ending slavery. twitter.com/charliekirk11/…

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djackmanson How many words until we get to “inscrutable”? twitter.com/JeffreyGoldber…

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@hexadecim8 @NuclearAnthro Is that a new TV series? “Arrested Elephant”!

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@NuclearAnthro I am choosing to not visualise any of this, and remain ignorant.

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@jeffsonstein Ay yes, the famous Exploding Whale. :)

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@jeffsonstein I had that same thought. You’d need a lot of batter and a big fryer.

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Podcast: “The Burial Files” from @statelibrarynsw audio.sl.nsw.gov.au/podcast/burial… “A vast cemetery once sprawled across the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dE

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For some reason I think that @NuclearAnthro needs to meditate on Endoscope Elephant. twitter.com/mondomascots/s…

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mondomascots Endoscope Elephant is ready to give you a colonoscopy. pic.twitter.com/F4sCzocO4I

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mondomascots A grumpy polyp is removed from a colon. pic.twitter.com/OUQAT5z7Ct

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@phil_sec_mel Just start cooking more, and exploring. :)

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It turns out that there is a sufficiency of clean underpants. Sorry for not livestreaming it, but I’m sure you can..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5u

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waidr OH MY GOD SOMEONE FINALLY CRACKED THE CODE twitter.com/skoalding/stat…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I also see that she’s playing Elizabeth II in the next series of “The Crown”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Everyone speaks of how fun “Peep Show” was to make, so it’s more than likely she’d be up for something with that team.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m rewatching them atm. I’d forgotten how seriously dark some early episodes were. I did see David..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NY

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@oberonsghost Also, I am getting my red curry kangaroo stir-fry down pat.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I see that “The Entire History of You” was written by Jesse Armstrong, who co-wrote “Peep Show”, as..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FV

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@oberonsghost My policy, at least when at home base, is to cook at least one proper meal every day.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I haven’t watched past series two. Should I prioritise doing so?

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@jeamland No, but I’d like to get to know this goat.

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@SnarkyPlatypus You’ll probably have a little cloud in about two hours. We have cloud all day here. pic.twitter.com/apYDbezfSN

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@SnarkyPlatypus I will be in Canberra on the weekend and I’m looking forward to this. @sylmobile pic.twitter.com/2vThnSM7Bp

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I am now SO tempted to livestream The Counting of the Clean Underpants. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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TheShovel The AFP Has Raided The Shovel Offices, Demanding To Know Who Leaked Nude Peter Dutton Pics pic.twitter.com/oWN5UvWH85

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I HOPE YOU ARE FINDING THIS AS EXCITING AS I AM.

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Mon plan, supplemental: A key part of today’s and the week’s logistical calculations will be balancing the quantity..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mx

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dongwon an incredible collection there and this really is one of my favorites twitter.com/mrbruff/status…

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cuz888 Well done Kev! pic.twitter.com/jiFOUKlItx

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, along with a photograph of Brisbane River. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, draft: Potter slowly through a long list of little loose-end tasks before a busy but shorter “work week”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dY

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Well this is quite comprehensive. twitter.com/OwenJones84/st…

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No need to click through. I’m not on it. twitter.com/pmc_gov_au/sta…

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1. Why would you even do this?
2. Why would you imagine this were a highlight to be promoted?
3. Why?
4. Just, why?

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This is definitely true. Quite terrible words. twitter.com/mattcdef2000/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m glad you like it. It was a truly marvellous time.

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It’s 4C above average again, @CARROT_app. I’m frightened. pic.twitter.com/4KGWNKkbE5

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Monday. Please justify your underwear, because God is watching. Monday.

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