Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 2019

@lapuntadelfin @SenatorSurfer Bah. I’ll have you know I’m a dickhead everywhere, not just on “social media”.

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jonoabroad If I was the seagull I’d be finding a good defamation lawyer. twitter.com/melbournebrat/…

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unormal Me when I knew one programming language: THIS LANGUAGE IS THE BEST LANGUAGE I LOVE IT WHY WOULD YOU USE ANYTHING EL..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z2

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TheaHalpin My condolences to all the experienced health reporters who would have loved the opportunity to do a long-form story..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ae

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This entire thread is extremely @jpwarren content, and it will also be loved by @dobes @NewtonMark @rohan_p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bF

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@sylmobile I grant you, it’s very tempting, but I don’t have the frock for it.

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@BlueJayGliding Australia’s next finance minister: Darryl Lee.

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papagaeio I think my Snail City in colour is complete. I tried to keep the colour quite minimal. So it’s basically sandy and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gh

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True Fact: All Belgian chocolates are dodgy.

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Histreepix In the days before TV, a live performance of a tampon advert. Reculver, 1933. pic.twitter.com/dxPls4l5Ru

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Histreepix The beginning of a virus that eventually spread across Europe, transforming all amphibious life into rampaging hoar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kx

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David_Lofts @blaiklockBP Someone told me this is happening:

Catherine Blaiklock sells crack cocaine to men in brothels for £5..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uJ

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stilgherrian OH: “Leigh Sales is alright, but she’s no Annabel Crabb.”

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cumtcgether this is the only good greek mythology post ive ever seen truly pic.twitter.com/UO7vc1jkkw

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architeg Langley Wind Tunnels, Hampton, Virginia, United States.

LaRC has focused primarily on aeronautical research, but h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XY

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patstokes Is there a factory somewhere that is making these guys? twitter.com/johnb78/status…

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richardwiegold There is no Slough General Hospital.

was never really about leaving the EU, was it? pic.twitter.com/FfjTCNi9Ht

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OH: “I have added a very helpful emoji.”

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Well now that he’s shown his, should I show you mine? twitter.com/CosmicRami/sta…

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Until I read the hashtags I assumed this tweet as about Ms Cousens. twitter.com/RozierHistoria…

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OH: “Leigh Sales is alright, but she’s no Annabel Crabb.”

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DJMay19 Always read the acknowledgements.

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macaulaybalkan ooft pic.twitter.com/hLRM1BTRub

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dobes Oh Lordy!!

Look at that absolute undercarriage destroyer! Master of the grass! The keeper of mange! twitter.com/JackDAshby/sta…

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“Is ASIS feeling unloved? Foreign spy agency boss sees the benefits of being open” themandarin.com.au/112835-is-asis…

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@dobes @RealNickHodge @expectproblems Agreed. Cows are naturally curious and would have found the whole thing fascinating.

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ianvisits On this day in 1933 — the Piccadilly line was extended to Cockfosters. pic.twitter.com/TPkUOvMVeH

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“ASX’s new blockchain-based CHESS system: A marathon not a sprint” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/asxs-n…

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atlasobscura Before you ask: No, this sculptural montage is not historically accurate. No cows were present at the moon landing. trib.al/yPI5ejX

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Next Wed evening in Sydney: Jens Stoltenberg, Sec-Gen of NATO and former PM of Norway at @LowyInstitute myaccount.lowyinstitute.org/events/2019-se…

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@IngeborgRakvag @gathgwyn He is indeed serious about it, but nevertheless he is wrong.

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FXMC1957 31 July 1932. The Nazi Party won 37.2% of votes in the national democratic elections to become the most popular par..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8l

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@eddit0r Ah well this looks quite handy.

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In which @gathgwyn tries to convince me it’s 6pm, but fails. pic.twitter.com/Ott31AAPvT

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All rice cookers should come with a vodka-making attachment.

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How can someone be this full of shit without suffering from diarrhoea? twitter.com/australian/sta…

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@franksting Everything is perfect all around the world!

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@_midofo_ @jxeeno Rice cooker shaming is particularly special. :) Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus.

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@JustJimWillDo @jxeeno It is. But it may be possible to not fill it up.

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SuperCroup I am, as you all know, not one to judge but oh for fuck’s sake. pic.twitter.com/BNcdkEXkdo

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@franksting Australia is pretty fucked right now, tbh. Maybe choose somewhere else.

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Currently at Aldi: $20 rice cookers. Attn: @jxeeno.

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brianstelter Per @GoogleTrends, Marianne Williamson was the most-searched of the ten candidates *during* the debate in 49 out of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HY

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IBelieveInUFOs i love this classic novel pic.twitter.com/pgwSL2e0zN

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@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo And yet he’s already had two breakfasts, one of which was eight Weet-Bix, and the ot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H0

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@billplein I can’t stand most political candidate debates, but the pre-primaries US party debates seem to be partic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BL

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Also, who the fuck buys tea from New Zealand?

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“Attention staff! Major sookage in aisle four.” twitter.com/MattLaslo/stat…

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@jpwarren @dobes @jeamland @juhasaarinen At least it returns the value of $a. I think that’s good?

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Then again, all the Nuke Twitter people I follow are starting to get just a bit too excited right now.

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Maybe I should start watching this debate thing. twitter.com/normative/stat…

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@Davelennonabc @erstkate The 19th Century ended a while ago now, Dave.

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TheOnion Marianne Williamson Sternly Addresses Homemade Trump Puppet About Immigration In Fiery Debate Exchange..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Et

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umairh its like a horror movie except for the last three years twitter.com/SkyNews/status…

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RadioFreeTom What do you say to the 73% of African-Americans who are in favor of reparations?

I’d say: “You’ll never get that p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BD

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Best line from yesterday’s cyber lunch: “I’ll conclude my remarks there. You have another drink.” (I’ll leave it an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jL

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erstkate Asked for turnip recipes and so far I have “maybe put them in soup”. There’s an unavoidable conclusion here

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OK this has gone way, way too far now. Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jpwarren @NewtonMark @rohan_p @upulie and ever..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YX

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Sudden and quite enormous wave of fatigue. Goddammit.

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@NewtonMark @jpwarren @Miah_HE Or possibly an endoscope near the salad bar.

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dobes Americans. Not even once. twitter.com/ccroucher9/sta…

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“Crown casino group tells ASX it cannot explain 7.7% share fall: Company says it has no extra information about why..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Os

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Mr_DrinksOnMe What does it take for Terry to give a one star review? pic.twitter.com/meuRzmSDVl

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GreenJ I’m not sure I know what words mean anymore. twitter.com/thehill/status…

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SnarkyPlatypus I suppose this does look like it was made with farming implements twitter.com/_bornnfinee/st…

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@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p Don’t be silly, Mark. Mr McAfee is a hacker.

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@dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Ta. I’m a subscriber, but haven’t downloaded this month’s issue yet.

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Pinboard Savoring this article about how a young artist can still make it in San Francisco if they can find a two-bedroom ap..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i4

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@rohan_p @dobes @NewtonMark @oberonsghost And for the caring family, “KFC Is Selling A Colonel Sanders-Crowned Inte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JF

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@dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark I did not. Where was it published?

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@rohan_p @dobes @NewtonMark There’s a whole new genre here, except we’re already had it. @oberonsghost..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RL

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@dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark I think I might study Admiralty Law, because I’ve been considering joining One Nation as a brain clever advisor.

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EtheHerring The top image is a fictitious weather report imagining what the weather would be like in 2050 for a 2014 French TV..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qb

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Wed plan, draft: Slow start with fried rice; story pitches; write for @zdnetaustralia according to editorial judgem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n5

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bigjsl The best thing that will come from backdooring messaging apps is the politicians who will be caught out by it. But..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fq

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@erstkate Well there’s another problem solved already!

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Small ladders, so they can climb up to ride them. twitter.com/davispg/status…

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I have never liked donuts.

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CJFrieman *Sighs in archaeologist* twitter.com/TheAtlantic/st…

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I’m really hoping it does rain in Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/0EM3wGTICl

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Wednesday. Table tennis balls are not eggs, but they’re made the same way and taste identical. Manage your budget. Wednesday.

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OK, I’m outta here. Please do not interfere with the livestock.

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I now SO want this to be a thing. twitter.com/wolfcat/status…

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wolfcat Insert picture of Putin riding said slug and Trump saying slugs are what made his building the tallest in New York..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d1

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chrisrohlf Somewhere in Maryland a team of very talented nerds is smiling with excitement twitter.com/selinawangtv/s…

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MattBinder good work, detective pic.twitter.com/6ojVS2kKk9

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Stratfor “The online short-term leasing service announced that it would delist 200 properties in settlement..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DW

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@Davidramli @shalailah @AnnaVidot Not that I’m a big fan of jaffles. They’re just toasted sandwiches that have been squashed.

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@roisin6 @nickzoic Dinosaurs are so often a problem. :)

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girlsreallyrule Artists installed seesaws designed by architect Ronald Rael at the border wall between the U.S. and Mexico so that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mr

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@GordyPls Have you considered, and I mean this with much love, go fuck yourself.

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@billplein I wonder how many people remember who Black Sabbath was.

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nigelcameron Here he goes again. Statesmanship in action every time. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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Someone just suggested playing “Alice’s Restaurant” and now I want to burn down the entire house.

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This probably wasn’t the window cropping that Virgin Australia was after. pic.twitter.com/1Q2kYP74ov

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “China making ‘quite significant’ strides in supercomputing: Lowy Institute”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F1

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Well here’s some more official truth, @dobes. twitter.com/zackwhittaker/…

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@dobes I am now feeling an airplane deficit.

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@abccanberra I have just told the people of Canberra that I am a robot. So there’s that.

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@dobes It’s more truthy than truth.

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@dobes You’re having so much fun, eh.

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@dobes Meanwhile, I feel that I’m not.

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stilgherrian HELLO EVERYBODY YOU ALL NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY. pic.twitter.com/avkE6YgKD2

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johnb78 Incredible scenes pic.twitter.com/PdQi3eI6tg

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FEDERAL ICAC! DRINK!

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OaaSvc Bahahahahahaha twitter.com/Vic_Rollison/s…

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I’m talking about how CAPTCHA is using you to train AI systems on @abccanberra at 1710 AEST, so that’s in about hal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2g

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cokeSZN when you’re soft as fuck but you’ve had enough
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@TheDanAnimal Probably. I’m not really one for sniffing random passers-by.

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@tacticalmaid It was a C-Set, so basically the same thing. I’m off the train now, but I think they’re behind a door..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HY

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@dobes I’m getting more interested by the moment.

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@tacticalmaid Of course there are fire extinguishers on trains.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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Imagining what it’d be like to have a fire extinguisher let off in your back carriage.

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Our train was just delayed at Central because, said the guard, “Some ferals* joined the back carriage and set off a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JU

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@dobes @joshgnosis The Ultra-Bevin sounds like a really poor quality sex toy.

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aussiastronomer New idea for an interferometric telescope. pic.twitter.com/5UjJFROJQW

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patstokes Suspect that won’t be a problem pic.twitter.com/jXzqqykXxs

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And cybersecurity lunch is done. Thanks to @AuraInfoSec and the other participants who I’ll thank later.

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@garystark The O Bar it’s called now, but yes Australia Square.

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AusElectoralCom A3 state/territory results maps for the 2019 federal election - colour-coded according to electorate representation..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iw

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NuclearAnthro This remains one of my favorite schematic representations of nuclear eschatology: twitter.com/nuclearanthro/… pic.twitter.com/ZbInAbnaNz

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HibbertChris Parliamentary salaries were never designed as a permanent payment.
It is meant to be a transition payment until yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cn

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@SnarkyPlatypus Actually we are rotating. Will provide more photos in due course.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Nope. We’re the only party here today so we’re stuck looking at the harbour.

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