@lapuntadelfin @SenatorSurfer Bah. I’ll have you know I’m a dickhead everywhere, not just on “social mediaâ€.
What is wrong with you people? pic.twitter.com/3P3suUDEKz
RT @jonoabroad: If I was the seagull I’d be finding a good defamation lawyer. https://t.co/r4JN1VWExj
RT @unormal: Me when I knew one programming language: THIS LANGUAGE IS THE BEST LANGUAGE I LOVE IT WHY WOULD YOU USE ANYTHING ELSE
Me now…
RT @TheaHalpin: My condolences to all the experienced health reporters who would have loved the opportunity to do a long-form story about c…
This entire thread is extremely @jpwarren content, and it will also be loved by @dobes @NewtonMark @rohan_p… https://t.co/bwouSF40bF
@sylmobile I grant you, it’s very tempting, but I don’t have the frock for it.
@sylmobile Definitely not.
@BlueJayGliding Australia’s next finance minister: Darryl Lee.
RT @papagaeio: I think my Snail City in colour is complete. I tried to keep the colour quite minimal. So it’s basically sandy and sunlit. h…
@BlueJayGliding Nether of them taste nice.
True Fact: All Belgian chocolates are dodgy.
Histreepix In the days before TV, a live performance of a tampon advert. Reculver, 1933. pic.twitter.com/dxPls4l5Ru
RT @Histreepix: The beginning of a virus that eventually spread across Europe, transforming all amphibious life into rampaging hoards of ha…
Burp.
RT @David_Lofts: @blaiklockBP Someone told me this is happening:
Catherine Blaiklock sells crack cocaine to men in brothels for £50 a gra…
RT @stilgherrian: OH: “Leigh Sales is alright, but she’s no Annabel Crabb.â€
RT @cumtcgether: this is the only good greek mythology post ive ever seen truly https://t.co/UO7vc1jkkw
RT @architeg: Langley Wind Tunnels, Hampton, Virginia, United States.
LaRC has focused primarily on aeronautical research, but has also te…
RT @patstokes: Is there a factory somewhere that is making these guys? https://t.co/SY3G7yeXO3
@juhasaarinen @malwareowl True fact.
richardwiegold There is no Slough General Hospital.
#Brexit was never really about leaving the EU, was it? pic.twitter.com/FfjTCNi9Ht
@juhasaarinen These jerkbirds are idiots.
@JustJimWillDo Ah! A literary reference!
@JustJimWillDo What a hoot, eh?
@stofsk @k_morrissey I couldn’t eat a whole one.
OH: “I have added a very helpful emoji.â€
@RealNickHodge @dobes @expectproblems Cows are clever like that.
Well now that he’s shown his, should I show you mine? https://t.co/CrXeOCKx2E
Until I read the hashtags I assumed this tweet as about Ms Cousens. https://t.co/lXCmM57mlS
OH: “Leigh Sales is alright, but she’s no Annabel Crabb.â€
DJMay19 Always read the acknowledgements.
#fire #gender pic.twitter.com/tU3k7gXZJC
RT @dobes: Oh Lordy!!
Look at that absolute undercarriage destroyer! Master of the grass! The keeper of mange! https://t.co/vyG2PCXoGb
“Is ASIS feeling unloved? Foreign spy agency boss sees the benefits of being open†https://t.co/pfhBjGxl40
@dobes @RealNickHodge @expectproblems Agreed. Cows are naturally curious and would have found the whole thing fascinating.
ianvisits On this day in 1933 — the Piccadilly line was extended to Cockfosters. pic.twitter.com/TPkUOvMVeH
“ASX’s new blockchain-based CHESS system: A marathon not a sprint†by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/gW3n5Ub5tP
atlasobscura Before you ask: No, this sculptural montage is not historically accurate. No cows were present at the moon landing. trib.al/yPI5ejX
Next Wed evening in Sydney: Jens Stoltenberg, Sec-Gen of NATO and former PM of Norway at @LowyInstitute https://t.co/Hun0K2gOTa
@IngeborgRakvag @gathgwyn He is indeed serious about it, but nevertheless he is wrong.
RT @FXMC1957: 31 July 1932. The Nazi Party won 37.2% of votes in the national democratic elections to become the most popular party in Weim…
@whoretic @DrRhysPockett This is all excellent* to know.
@eddit0r Ah well this looks quite handy.
In which @gathgwyn tries to convince me it’s 6pm, but failspic.twitter.com/Ott31AAPvTvT
@DrRhysPockett This is definitely helping.
All rice cookers should come with a vodka-making attachment.
How can someone be this full of shit without suffering from diarrhoea? https://t.co/zxqQ0ZW5i9
@franksting Everything is perfect all around the world!
@_midofo_ @jxeeno Rice cooker shaming is particularly special. :) Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus.
@rohan_p I support this proposal.
@jxeeno @JustJimWillDo Glad to be of service.
@JustJimWillDo @jxeeno It is. But it may be possible to not fill it up.
@jxeeno This is quite big.
@jxeeno Ten cups! https://t.co/Ld8RgCO1kz https://t.co/AiEJ7VvY6T
@chrisrauchle I guess so.
RT @SuperCroup: I am, as you all know, not one to judge but oh for fuck’s sake. https://t.co/BNcdkEXkdo
@franksting Australia is pretty fucked right now, tbh. Maybe choose somewhere else.
Currently at Aldi: $20 rice cookers. Attn: @jxeeno.
RT @brianstelter: Per @GoogleTrends, Marianne Williamson was the most-searched of the ten candidates *during* the debate in 49 out of 50 st…
@billplein If only.
IBelieveInUFOs i love this classic novel pic.twitter.com/pgwSL2e0zN
@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo And yet he’s already had two breakfasts, one of which was eight Weet-Bix, and the ot… https://t.co/lRF2FJ3iH0
@billplein I can’t stand most political candidate debates, but the pre-primaries US party debates seem to be partic… https://t.co/ZfUGfojmBL
Also, who the fuck buys tea from New Zealand?
“Attention staff! Major sookage in aisle four.†https://t.co/MkSIo6ipgM
@jpwarren @dobes @jeamland @juhasaarinen At least it returns the value of $a. I think that’s good?
Then again, all the Nuke Twitter people I follow are starting to get just a bit too excited right now.
Maybe I should start watching this debate thing. https://t.co/d7NqXB71Wa
Hey @dobes @jeamland @juhasaarinen @jpwarren this is true beauty. https://t.co/9E8BUOxHkc
@Davelennonabc @erstkate The 19th Century ended a while ago now, Dave.
RT @TheOnion: Marianne Williamson Sternly Addresses Homemade Trump Puppet About Immigration In Fiery Debate Exchange https://t.co/9Npxe2G5Râ…
RT @umairh: its like a horror movie except for the last three years https://t.co/FqZES1RkwA
@Davelennonabc @erstkate No, it was.
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @upulie @jpwarren @NewtonMark @rohan_p Maybe it’s in the Jones-Latham cookbook.
RT @RadioFreeTom: What do you say to the 73% of African-Americans who are in favor of reparations?
I’d say: “You’ll never get that past Pr…
Best line from yesterday’s cyber lunch: “I’ll conclude my remarks there. You have another drink.†(I’ll leave it an… https://t.co/iim21jpljL
erstkate Asked for turnip recipes and so far I have “maybe put them in soup”. There’s an unavoidable conclusion here
@SnarkyPlatypus @upulie @dobes @jpwarren @NewtonMark @rohan_p No argument here either.
OK this has gone way, way too far now. Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @jpwarren @NewtonMark @rohan_p @upulie and ever… https://t.co/FxCgGSjAYX
Sudden and quite enormous wave of fatigue. Goddammit.
@NewtonMark @jpwarren @Miah_HE Or possibly an endoscope near the salad bar.
RT @dobes: Americans. Not even once. https://t.co/TRyqi8urOJ
“Crown casino group tells ASX it cannot explain 7.7% share fall: Company says it has no extra information about why… https://t.co/jcNkGCkcOs
Mr_DrinksOnMe What does it take for Terry to give a one star review? pic.twitter.com/meuRzmSDVl
RT @GreenJ: I’m not sure I know what words mean anymore. https://t.co/DPqX2yvsbe
Attn: @CookSuck. https://t.co/CRneaYALKK
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: I suppose this does look like it was made with farming implements https://t.co/Kfzz4cSJgM
A slogan we can all get behind. https://t.co/HcFNjcKKZo
@AusRob @NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p Correct.
@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p Don’t be silly, Mark. Mr McAfee is a hacker.
@dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Ta. I’m a subscriber, but haven’t downloaded this month’s issue yet.
RT @Pinboard: Savoring this article about how a young artist can still make it in San Francisco if they can find a two-bedroom apartment th…
@rohan_p @dobes @NewtonMark @oberonsghost And for the caring family, “KFC Is Selling A Colonel Sanders-Crowned Inte… https://t.co/E2mX5W5CJF
@dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark I did not. Where was it published?
@rohan_p @dobes @NewtonMark There’s a whole new genre here, except we’re already had it. @oberonsghost… https://t.co/ORDA9ZL5RL
@dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark I think I might study Admiralty Law, because I’ve been considering joining One Nation as a brain clever advisor.
@AusRob @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Maybe @Aiannucci could direct it. ;)
Timeless tweet. https://t.co/hmBOogCzBD
RT @EtheHerring: The top image is a fictitious weather report imagining what the weather would be like in 2050 for a 2014 French TV documen…
I say, Mr @davpope is very good today, @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus. pic.twitter.com/5UOmVyuW5x
Wed plan, draft: Slow start with fried rice; story pitches; write for @zdnetaustralia according to editorial judgem… https://t.co/53TP6MUBn5
RT @bigjsl: The best thing that will come from backdooring messaging apps is the politicians who will be caught out by it. But hey, if they…
Attn: @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark. https://t.co/jEsYrabT92
@erstkate Well there’s another problem solved already!
Use it as a butt plug. pic.twitter.com/xbjIpnb8Hn
Small ladders, so they can climb up to ride them. https://t.co/elxDPwLgUU
I have never liked donuts.
RT @CJFrieman: *Sighs in archaeologist* https://t.co/wZ7XNMKp73
I’m really hoping it does rain in Sydney todaypic.twitter.com/0EM3wGTIClCl
Wednesday. Table tennis balls are not eggs, but they’re made the same way and taste identical. Manage your budget. Wednesday.
OK, I’m outta here. Please do not interfere with the livestock.
I now SO want this to be a thing. https://t.co/IvW6mxcOKf
RT @wolfcat: Insert picture of Putin riding said slug and Trump saying slugs are what made his building the tallest in New York here… htt…
RT @chrisrohlf: Somewhere in Maryland a team of very talented nerds is smiling with excitement https://t.co/Vfvdqz6yQ7
MattBinder good work, detective pic.twitter.com/6ojVS2kKk9
RT @Stratfor: “The online short-term leasing service #Airbnb announced that it would delist 200 properties in #Israeli settlements in the #…
@Davidramli @shalailah @AnnaVidot Not that I’m a big fan of jaffles. They’re just toasted sandwiches that have been squashed.
@Davidramli @shalailah @AnnaVidot Correct. What is wrong with people?
@kcarruthers Bye!
@kcarruthers As long as you think so. [Nods]
RT @girlsreallyrule: Artists installed seesaws designed by architect Ronald Rael at the border wall between the U.S. and Mexico so that kid…
@kcarruthers And didn’t you turn out well!
@GordyPls Have you considered, and I mean this with much love, go fuck yourself.
@TomSear @dobes @purserj @ParrotOfTheDay Please stop.
@billplein I wonder how many people remember who Black Sabbath was.
@roisin6 What is wrong with people?
Also correct. https://t.co/6WRHGdWXYH
Correct. https://t.co/MpYAf7avRJ
RT @nigelcameron: Here he goes again. Statesmanship in action every time. https://t.co/xRXoVLZwRK
Someone just suggested playing “Alice’s Restaurant†and now I want to burn down the entire house.
Die Letztekartoffel, @SnarkyPlatypus.
This probably wasn’t the window cropping that Virgin Australia was afterpic.twitter.com/1Q2kYP74ovov
@johnb78 @JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @gab4moi @DecayRSO So this is where we are… https://t.co/XZyXE2TuUj
Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “China making ‘quite significant’ strides in supercomputing: Lowy Instituteâ€â€¦ https://t.co/345NCc5PF1
@dobes What a wonderful world!
Well here’s some more official truth, @dobes. https://t.co/Xyz5g6cfR7
@purserj @dobes @campbell_kwan @ashabeeeee @achanthadavong Yes, and yes.
@dobes @campbell_kwan @ashabeeeee @achanthadavong Same.
@RichardTuffin @abccanberra @JamieTravers My previous appearance on @abccanberra was almost a year ago, I think, bu… https://t.co/OLd1La70cT
@dobes @campbell_kwan @ashabeeeee @achanthadavong I would like this to stop now.
@RichardTuffin @abccanberra And rightly so.
@dobes I am now feeling an airplane deficit.
@abccanberra I have just told the people of Canberra that I am a robot. So there’s that.
@abccanberra Here we go…
@dobes It’s more truthy than truth.
@abccanberra This will be coming up in a few minutes. https://t.co/zSFFrc9VEN
@dobes You’re having so much fun, eh.
@Davelennonabc Boing! https://t.co/QAIoESOjU0
@dobes Meanwhile, I feel that I’m not.
stilgherrian HELLO EVERYBODY YOU ALL NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY. pic.twitter.com/avkE6YgKD2
johnb78 Incredible scenes pic.twitter.com/PdQi3eI6tg
FEDERAL ICAC! DRINK!
RT @OaaSvc: Bahahahahahaha https://t.co/dNnLgE06C9
Same. https://t.co/k5okZ0jlP8
@manindotblack @dobes That’ll be tomorrow.
I’m talking about how CAPTCHA is using you to train AI systems on @abccanberra at 1710 AEST, so that’s in about hal… https://t.co/HGuAzBu32g
@erkpod @tacticalmaid But things go wrong… ;)
RT @cokeSZN: when you’re soft as fuck but you’ve had enough
https://t.co/vn5vfyLWCt
@TheDanAnimal Probably. I’m not really one for sniffing random passers-by.
@TheDanAnimal There are always ferals.
@RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid Trains just catch fire sometimes.
@dobes Mmmm… tingly!
@tacticalmaid It was a C-Set, so basically the same thing. I’m off the train now, but I think they’re behind a door… https://t.co/sO4y0fuQHY
@dobes I’m getting more interested by the moment.
@tacticalmaid Of course there are fire extinguishers on trains.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
Imagining what it’d be like to have a fire extinguisher let off in your back carriage.
Our train was just delayed at Central because, said the guard, “Some ferals* joined the back carriage and set off a… https://t.co/pX1fzvZRJU
@PeteLawler @dobes @joshgnosis I want one right now.
@dobes @joshgnosis The Ultra-Bevin sounds like a really poor quality sex toy.
aussiastronomer New idea for an interferometric telescope. pic.twitter.com/5UjJFROJQW
patstokes Suspect that won’t be a problem pic.twitter.com/jXzqqykXxs
RT @FionaKatauskas: ScoMo Knows Best- my @eurekastreet cartoon https://t.co/nhh7D2bB9j https://t.co/yJMBLbA4z9
And cybersecurity lunch is done. Thanks to @AuraInfoSec and the other participants who I’ll thank later.
@garystark The O Bar it’s called now, but yes Australia Square.
Oops I mean I have the soufflé.
Desserts. I have the ice cream. pic.twitter.com/xkoOrQfsdx
Rotating. pic.twitter.com/1z27BQOaKu
RT @AusElectoralCom: A3 state/territory results maps for the 2019 federal election - colour-coded according to electorate representation -…
RT @NuclearAnthro: This remains one of my favorite schematic representations of nuclear eschatology: https://t.co/UFQyCM88es https://t.co/Z…
RT @HibbertChris: Parliamentary salaries were never designed as a permanent payment.
It is meant to be a transition payment until you can…
@SnarkyPlatypus Actually we are rotating. Will provide more photos in due course.
We are rotating.
Mains. I have the Kingfish. (Not shown: salad.) pic.twitter.com/dqUrUbXA6k
@melissamadsen Zoom H1n.
@SnarkyPlatypus Nope. We’re the only party here today so we’re stuck looking at the harbour.
@CraigDaveson @rohan_p I am not coveting my neighbour’s lunch.
Entrées. I have the King Salmon etc.pic.twitter.com/JDW3ePtsT99
Bread. pic.twitter.com/hbBaDYDgeJ