Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 6th, 2019

UselessTree Perhaps an esoteric literary allusion? pic.twitter.com/6MJMrNkMow

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@ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard It certainly saves a lot of bother. Anyway you can buy some more now becau..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0n

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briiilliant Don’t eat the ice cream at grandma’s house pic.twitter.com/eZYuWmUdok

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@jpwarren @JohnBirmingham It’s certainly a shame about the bok choi.

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@jpwarren @JohnBirmingham There will be splosions. And muffins. And a dead goat.

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Drew_Bowie Overhead in the toy aisle;

“Daddy! Can I have this?”

“No, but when we get home you can go on YouTube and watch an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I9

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@manindotblack @JohnBirmingham Nah, he couldn’t afford to pay my price for singing other people’s praise.

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@JohnBirmingham I am now up to chapter 24, and the muffins are but a distant memory. It’s still a good audiobook. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Om

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jeamland These lamingtons are revolting. Would not eat again. pic.twitter.com/z1phqVFohd

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@DavidFeng This is not to say he shouldn’t be held in regard. I just don’t know what the reason might be.

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@DavidFeng In this context, a bloke who writes about Apple’s stuff, amongst many other things, and is widely read b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pr

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johnmcternan The jury is in on Chris Williamson.Noam Chomsky supports him, so all fair minded people know what to do - condemn C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jl

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@NewtonMark Hahaha yes that would be appealing.

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Watching: “Odd Ducks: Unusual Aircraft from the Movietone Collection, 1921-1934” youtube.com/watch?v=8qlh_a… The first..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sq

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@munin One always loves a good escalation.

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scott_thewspot That’s easy to work out.

Count how many tabs you have open in Chrome and multiply by 4GB twitter.com/ZDNet/status/1…

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@munin There’s this. Royal Marines reportedly seized the Iranian tanker. Then there’s the tankers that got shot up..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pf

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@munin Would it be worth it though?

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Oh good, another Tanker War is kicking off. That should help.

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@GordyPls Indeed. But, to return to the topic, I always take a day or two extra clothing when travelling in case th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0E

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@GordyPls What if you have done it before?

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SupaGirlZombie And just like that I was banned from contributing to the church cake stall… 🙄 pic.twitter.com/KPA5ChQYJf

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@JohnBirmingham Well she’s right, right? Still, I was kinda fond of the muffins while they lasted.

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DwayneDavidPaul It’s a hostel. $1200/ month for a hostel dormitory. These design/ tech/ innovation “geniuses” are grifters. It’s de..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wA

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AlexWodak Please RT
In my opinion the War On Drugs

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punchhappiness Foreigners think we’re all scared of spiders and snakes where the reality is we live in perpetual terror of this em..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2R

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best_in_dumbest You can’t get the
“Semen” out of
“Disenfranchisement” pic.twitter.com/0DYYCmkGMB

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@iiTalW It wouldn’t be the first time.

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@iiTalW [Nods] Should feed you for a couple of days once the bombing starts.

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@Saz_Fairy @Mcali4 It’s the Mahjong that’ll be his downfall.

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@iiTalW @Saz_Fairy Your cat must be serious trouble.

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Saz_Fairy Just going to put this here. pic.twitter.com/K1lZH3lHtC

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onlmaps Australia drawn up by roads. dlvr.it/R7sgMH pic.twitter.com/NHZaQC81hi

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Showerldeas There are places in your house your haven’t touched yet.

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RichStarkings What the Hell is THIS?!? pic.twitter.com/pNmmvxQhYA

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@staticsan I’ve often thought of doing similar narrow fashion choices, for want of a better word.

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I once did a radio vox pop where I asked people simple stuff like what brought them to the city today, where they w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2L

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@playswithf1re I am genuinely interested in interviewing some of these people. I’m truly fascinated by these belief sets.

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@purserj @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid Ah yes, that was a cute bit of kit. But, “The engine was two stroke, top spee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qw

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That account is hilarious. I’ll assume for the moment that it’s a parody account. Surely no actual person could bel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G9

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englishguy Happy treason day, ungrateful colonials. pic.twitter.com/EDKj34fBBJ

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ManlnTheHoody “mr. gorbachev, tear down this walrus”

*blames teleprompter the next day* pic.twitter.com/P91xHybteJ

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HarlanCoben If you’re wondering, this remains the greatest Amazon one-star review of all time. Let the haiku-like genius roll o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yr

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@techoglot @morebento I do know that you won’t get a straight answer out of the Nigerian police.

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DM_ME_YOUR_CATS “Hi I want to buy your iPhone”
23 messages later
“I bet you’d stop being scared of rape if I showed you my cock, fe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m9

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@joshgnosis @jplonie I’ve already said it’s a liar and a thief but that only seems to make him more endearing. We must uncover his secret!

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SarahJamieLewis All the papers we wrote describing the trapdoors & vulnerabilities (and our grace concern for the rest of the syste..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OP

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SarahJamieLewis Swiss Post will not be offering their evoting system in the October elections. The “temporary” suspension which fol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZH

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“Huawei staff CVs reveal alleged links to Chinese intelligence agencies” by @BaldingsWorld telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/07/0…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3t

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@joshgnosis @jplonie If you like, I’ll pop up to K-town to get some fresh photos for the inevitable follow-up?

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“Australian soap Home and Away faces the axe after more than 30 years on air” walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/a… Attn:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fM

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@jplonie I don’t think @joshgnosis is on the stupid animals beat today.

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@JohnBirmingham I am not even being paid to say this.

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@JohnBirmingham The audiobook I refer to is this one, which is out now, an Audible exclusive. But you can still get..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uD

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Sat plan, draft: Potter around some minor tasks and chores while listening to @JohnBirmingham’s new audiobook, stop..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l7

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@jpwarren After all, this is the biggest story of the day.

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@jpwarren In their defence, they did DM me at about 2am our time, but of course they had deadlines.

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Another grey day in the Blue Mountains, with plenty of fog. I think I’ll stay indoors again. pic.twitter.com/s1N1monxSk

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@glengyron It’s fogged out up here too. Everything seems to be in order. I’ll get the shovel.

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@glengyron Just put them outside, they’ll soon ice over.

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“Cockatoos are known to be extremely social and intelligent; a University of Vienna study suggested the large parro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…So

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I haven’t been quoted much in the media this week, but this line is just gorgeous. Also, it’s about that blood bird..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DW

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@_midofo_ Now I’m wondering if they have a timetable for moving from experiments to trials to offering a commercial service.

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Saturday. Watch out for the trees, because they’re watching you. Saturday.

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