Truly beautiful. https://t.co/xZ4RaqK9FD
UselessTree Perhaps an esoteric literary allusion? pic.twitter.com/6MJMrNkMow
@ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard Oh wait, here’s another one. We’ll be ripic.twitter.com/8lrmyE4AQD4AQD
Attn: @dobes @jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus. https://t.co/YbZ9fwAWml
@ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard It certainly saves a lot of bother. Anyway you can buy some more now becau… https://t.co/PXmKnGbh0n
briiilliant Don’t eat the ice cream at grandma’s house pic.twitter.com/eZYuWmUdok
I think everything’s sorted for me no@dobese@rohan_p_@davidgerardr@ashabeeeeeeepic.twitter.com/hohBF7emXwXw
@jpwarren @JohnBirmingham It’s certainly a shame about the bok choi.
@jpwarren @JohnBirmingham There will be splosions. And muffins. And a dead goat.
RT @Drew_Bowie: Overhead in the toy aisle;
“Daddy! Can I have this?”
“No, but when we get home you can go on YouTube and watch another ki…
@manindotblack @JohnBirmingham Nah, he couldn’t afford to pay my price for singing other people’s praise.
@JohnBirmingham I am now up to chapter 24, and the muffins are but a distant memory. It’s still a good audiobook. I… https://t.co/kuAmnPxyOm
RT @jeamland: These lamingtons are revolting. Would not eat again. https://t.co/z1phqVFohd
@guytaur @DavidFeng @reneritchie Ah, a gossip columnist then. [Nods]
@DavidFeng This is not to say he shouldn’t be held in regard. I just don’t know what the reason might be.
@DavidFeng In this context, a bloke who writes about Apple’s stuff, amongst many other things, and is widely read b… https://t.co/WmDNYJl5Pr
RT @johnmcternan: The jury is in on Chris Williamson.Noam Chomsky supports him, so all fair minded people know what to do - condemn Chris.…
@NewtonMark I’m liking the Norris Foolproof Aeroplane. https://t.co/Vjzfj3RdNp
@NewtonMark Hahaha yes that would be appealing.
Watching: “Odd Ducks: Unusual Aircraft from the Movietone Collection, 1921-1934†https://t.co/FehpazezDr The first… https://t.co/4gSl75NySq
@munin One always loves a good escalation.
RT @scott_thewspot: That’s easy to work out.
Count how many tabs you have open in Chrome and multiply by 4GB https://t.co/50Cq03kztH
@munin There’s this. Royal Marines reportedly seized the Iranian tanker. Then there’s the tankers that got shot up… https://t.co/qqyGRazrpf
@munin Would it be worth it though?
Oh good, another Tanker War is kicking off. That should help.
@GordyPls Indeed. But, to return to the topic, I always take a day or two extra clothing when travelling in case th… https://t.co/Av8592g50E
@GordyPls That too.
@GordyPls What if you have done it before?
RT @SupaGirlZombie: And just like that I was banned from contributing to the church cake stall… 🙄 https://t.co/KPA5ChQYJf
@JohnBirmingham Well she’s right, right? Still, I was kinda fond of the muffins while they lasted.
@JohnBirmingham “The muffins are a metaphor.â€
@ben_hr @dannolan @liamvhogan Nailed by a stud what now?
RT @DwayneDavidPaul: It’s a hostel. $1200/ month for a hostel dormitory. These design/ tech/ innovation “geniuses” are grifters. It’s devas…
AlexWodak Please RT
In my opinion the War On Drugs
RT @punchhappiness: Foreigners think we’re all scared of spiders and snakes where the reality is we live in perpetual terror of this email…
best_in_dumbest You can’t get the
“Semen” out of
“Disenfranchisement” pic.twitter.com/0DYYCmkGMB
@iiTalW It wouldn’t be the first time.
@iiTalW [Nods] Should feed you for a couple of days once the bombing starts.
@iiTalW What a bastard.
Saz_Fairy Just going to put this here. pic.twitter.com/K1lZH3lHtC
onlmaps Australia drawn up by roads. dlvr.it/R7sgMH pic.twitter.com/NHZaQC81hi
RT @Showerldeas: There are places in your house your haven’t touched yet.
RT @RichStarkings: What the Hell is THIS?!? https://t.co/pNmmvxQhYA
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems I’m hoping it’s a genre, beca@SquigglyRickRick hints at that.
@staticsan I’ve often thought of doing similar narrow fashion choices, for want of a better word.
I once did a radio vox pop where I asked people simple stuff like what brought them to the city today, where they w… https://t.co/NROb5ejw2L
@playswithf1re I am genuinely interested in interviewing some of these people. I’m truly fascinated by these belief sets.
@purserj @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid Ah yes, that was a cute bit of kit. But, “The engine was two stroke, top spee… https://t.co/EashX4lnQw
@playswithf1re Ah. Maybe a podcast is called for.
That account is hilarious. I’ll assume for the moment that it’s a parody account. Surely no actual person could bel… https://t.co/FTuCRCKgG9
Imagine being this deranged. https://t.co/38clZjYV9Q
englishguy Happy treason day, ungrateful colonials. pic.twitter.com/EDKj34fBBJ
RT @ManlnTheHoody: “mr. gorbachev, tear down this walrus”
*blames teleprompter the next day* https://t.co/P91xHybteJ
RT @HarlanCoben: If you’re wondering, this remains the greatest Amazon one-star review of all time. Let the haiku-like genius roll over you…
@paulwallbank I know what you meant. :)
RT @DM_ME_YOUR_CATS: “Hi I want to buy your iPhone”
23 messages later
“I bet you’d stop being scared of rape if I showed you my cock, femin…
The story is also from a decade ago. https://t.co/8HA60A5ugL https://t.co/aIAzG2wPkH
@joshgnosis @jplonie I’ve already said it’s a liar and a thief but that only seems to make him more endearing. We must uncover his secret!
RT @SarahJamieLewis: All the papers we wrote describing the trapdoors & vulnerabilities (and our grace concern for the rest of the system)…
RT @SarahJamieLewis: Swiss Post will not be offering their evoting system in the October elections. The “temporary” suspension which follow…
@joshgnosis @jplonie If you like, I’ll pop up to K-town to get some fresh photos for the inevitable follow-up?
“Australian soap Home and Away faces the axe after more than 30 years on air†https://t.co/UisOuHwaui Attn:… https://t.co/S237Tnp2fM
@paulwallbank She’s having fun, certainly.
@jplonie I don’t thin@joshgnosisis is on the stupid animals beat today.
@JohnBirmingham I am not even being paid to say this.
@JohnBirmingham The audiobook I refer to is this one, which is out now, an Audible exclusive. But you can still get… https://t.co/tbL3BBHGuD
Sat plan, draft: Potter around some minor tasks and chores while listening to @JohnBirmingham’s new audiobook, stop… https://t.co/auxcB2kal7
ICYMI yesterday… https://t.co/JP7jQ9bLHO
This dog is an idiot. https://t.co/8JyEBmnvn7
@jpwarren After all, this is the biggest story of the day.
@jpwarren In their defence, they did DM me at about 2am our time, but of course they had deadlines.
Another grey day in the Blue Mountains, with plenty of fog. I think I’ll stay indoors againpic.twitter.com/s1N1monxSkSk
@glengyron It’s fogged out up here too. Everything seems to be in order. I’ll get the shovel.
@glengyron Just put them outside, they’ll soon ice over.
“Cockatoos are known to be extremely social and intelligent; a University of Vienna study suggested the large parro… https://t.co/oyQs2VKvSo
I haven’t been quoted much in the media this week, but this line is just gorgeous. Also, it’s about that blood bird… https://t.co/1vRwHXZhDW
@colinrhendry @kcarruthers Arf!
@_midofo_ Now I’m wondering if they have a timetable for moving from experiments to trials to offering a commercial service.
Saturday. Watch out for the trees, because they’re watching you. Saturday.