Truly beautiful. twitter.com/AdamBienkov/st…

UselessTree Perhaps an esoteric literary allusion? pic.twitter.com/6MJMrNkMow

@ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard Oh wait, here’s another one. We’ll be rich! pic.twitter.com/8lrmyE4AQD
@ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard It certainly saves a lot of bother. Anyway you can buy some more now becau..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0n

briiilliant Don’t eat the ice cream at grandma’s house pic.twitter.com/eZYuWmUdok

I think everything’s sorted for me now @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard @ashabeeeee. pic.twitter.com/hohBF7emXw
@jpwarren @JohnBirmingham It’s certainly a shame about the bok choi.
@jpwarren @JohnBirmingham There will be splosions. And muffins. And a dead goat.
Drew_Bowie Overhead in the toy aisle;
“Daddy! Can I have this?”
“No, but when we get home you can go on YouTube and watch an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I9
@manindotblack @JohnBirmingham Nah, he couldn’t afford to pay my price for singing other people’s praise.
@JohnBirmingham I am now up to chapter 24, and the muffins are but a distant memory. It’s still a good audiobook. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Om

jeamland These lamingtons are revolting. Would not eat again. pic.twitter.com/z1phqVFohd
@guytaur @DavidFeng @reneritchie Ah, a gossip columnist then. [Nods]
@DavidFeng This is not to say he shouldn’t be held in regard. I just don’t know what the reason might be.
@DavidFeng In this context, a bloke who writes about Apple’s stuff, amongst many other things, and is widely read b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pr
johnmcternan The jury is in on Chris Williamson.Noam Chomsky supports him, so all fair minded people know what to do - condemn C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jl

@NewtonMark I’m liking the Norris Foolproof Aeroplane. pic.twitter.com/Vjzfj3RdNp
@NewtonMark Hahaha yes that would be appealing.
Watching: “Odd Ducks: Unusual Aircraft from the Movietone Collection, 1921-1934” youtube.com/watch?v=8qlh_a… The first..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sq
@munin One always loves a good escalation.
scott_thewspot That’s easy to work out.
Count how many tabs you have open in Chrome and multiply by 4GB twitter.com/ZDNet/status/1…
@munin There’s this. Royal Marines reportedly seized the Iranian tanker. Then there’s the tankers that got shot up..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pf
@munin Would it be worth it though?
Oh good, another Tanker War is kicking off. That should help.
@GordyPls Indeed. But, to return to the topic, I always take a day or two extra clothing when travelling in case th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0E
@GordyPls That too.
@GordyPls What if you have done it before?

SupaGirlZombie And just like that I was banned from contributing to the church cake stall… 🙄 pic.twitter.com/KPA5ChQYJf
@JohnBirmingham Well she’s right, right? Still, I was kinda fond of the muffins while they lasted.
@JohnBirmingham “The muffins are a metaphor.”
@ben_hr @dannolan @liamvhogan Nailed by a stud what now?
DwayneDavidPaul It’s a hostel. $1200/ month for a hostel dormitory. These design/ tech/ innovation “geniuses” are grifters. It’s de..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wA
AlexWodak Please RT
In my opinion the War On Drugs
punchhappiness Foreigners think we’re all scared of spiders and snakes where the reality is we live in perpetual terror of this em..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2R

best_in_dumbest You can’t get the
“Semen” out of
“Disenfranchisement” pic.twitter.com/0DYYCmkGMB
@iiTalW It wouldn’t be the first time.
@iiTalW [Nods] Should feed you for a couple of days once the bombing starts.
@iiTalW What a bastard.

Saz_Fairy Just going to put this here. pic.twitter.com/K1lZH3lHtC

onlmaps Australia drawn up by roads. dlvr.it/R7sgMH pic.twitter.com/NHZaQC81hi
Showerldeas There are places in your house your haven’t touched yet.

RichStarkings What the Hell is THIS?!? pic.twitter.com/pNmmvxQhYA
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems I’m hoping it’s a genre, because @SquigglyRick hints at that.
@staticsan I’ve often thought of doing similar narrow fashion choices, for want of a better word.
I once did a radio vox pop where I asked people simple stuff like what brought them to the city today, where they w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2L
@playswithf1re I am genuinely interested in interviewing some of these people. I’m truly fascinated by these belief sets.
@purserj @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid Ah yes, that was a cute bit of kit. But, “The engine was two stroke, top spee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qw
@playswithf1re Ah. Maybe a podcast is called for.
That account is hilarious. I’ll assume for the moment that it’s a parody account. Surely no actual person could bel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G9
Imagine being this deranged. twitter.com/abcdefund/stat…

englishguy Happy treason day, ungrateful colonials. pic.twitter.com/EDKj34fBBJ

ManlnTheHoody “mr. gorbachev, tear down this walrus”
*blames teleprompter the next day* pic.twitter.com/P91xHybteJ
HarlanCoben If you’re wondering, this remains the greatest Amazon one-star review of all time. Let the haiku-like genius roll o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yr
@paulwallbank I know what you meant. :)
DM_ME_YOUR_CATS “Hi I want to buy your iPhone”
23 messages later
“I bet you’d stop being scared of rape if I showed you my cock, fe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m9
The story is also from a decade ago. telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews… twitter.com/CrazyGloble/st…
@joshgnosis @jplonie I’ve already said it’s a liar and a thief but that only seems to make him more endearing. We must uncover his secret!
SarahJamieLewis All the papers we wrote describing the trapdoors & vulnerabilities (and our grace concern for the rest of the syste..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OP
SarahJamieLewis Swiss Post will not be offering their evoting system in the October elections. The “temporary” suspension which fol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZH
“Huawei staff CVs reveal alleged links to Chinese intelligence agencies” by @BaldingsWorld telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/07/0…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3t
@joshgnosis @jplonie If you like, I’ll pop up to K-town to get some fresh photos for the inevitable follow-up?
“Australian soap Home and Away faces the axe after more than 30 years on air” walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/a… Attn:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fM
@paulwallbank She’s having fun, certainly.
@jplonie I don’t think @joshgnosis is on the stupid animals beat today.
@JohnBirmingham I am not even being paid to say this.
@JohnBirmingham The audiobook I refer to is this one, which is out now, an Audible exclusive. But you can still get..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uD
Sat plan, draft: Potter around some minor tasks and chores while listening to @JohnBirmingham’s new audiobook, stop..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l7
ICYMI yesterday… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
This dog is an idiot. twitter.com/paulwallbank/s…
@jpwarren After all, this is the biggest story of the day.
@jpwarren In their defence, they did DM me at about 2am our time, but of course they had deadlines.

Another grey day in the Blue Mountains, with plenty of fog. I think I’ll stay indoors again. pic.twitter.com/s1N1monxSk
@glengyron It’s fogged out up here too. Everything seems to be in order. I’ll get the shovel.
@glengyron Just put them outside, they’ll soon ice over.
“Cockatoos are known to be extremely social and intelligent; a University of Vienna study suggested the large parro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…So
I haven’t been quoted much in the media this week, but this line is just gorgeous. Also, it’s about that blood bird..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DW
@colinrhendry @kcarruthers Arf!
@_midofo_ Now I’m wondering if they have a timetable for moving from experiments to trials to offering a commercial service.
Saturday. Watch out for the trees, because they’re watching you. Saturday.