dufussy Because that has worked in every industry and every workplace, every time. 😂🤦♂️ pic.twitter.com/UVGciDbL0T
@dobes @manindotblack Is that Ms Kernot?
TrainsInfo Train etiquette reminder when travelling home from the #origin game tonight #UpTheBlues
We have extra trains and e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lO
jxeeno Tsang 2020: Have you tried Beem It? Complete registration and enter my referral code: XCNYFQ, and you’ll get $5.
Le..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iy
ddowza This looks like the last frame of the movie where the crash of an alien spaceship has coincidentally saved the ince..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qc
Histreepix Using a bent paper clip, a Cairo barber performs a forced reboot on a frozen street urchin. 1953. pic.twitter.com/YNVR5fvaNI
@darrenpauli Glad to help.
jplonie Should say what he really means on the way out. twitter.com/abcnews/status…
glengyron Quokka feeding frenzy. twitter.com/cheryl_kernot/…
ParkerMolloy I think we know how this will play out.
Evangelical: “Trans people are an abomination! Blah blah blah! LGBTQ is ev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Aa
TweetPotato314 therapist: describe this picture
me: that’s my father yelling at me
therapist: and this one
me: you having s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lR
@jeamland @jonoabroad Frog frogs!
SuperCroup Yes, and do it now.
Pension age should be lifted and family home means tested, economist says abc.net.au/news/2019-07-1… via @abcnews
@TiktaalikD @darrenpauli I’m just trying to help. Darren is always having problems.
Just a reminder, @darrenpauli. twitter.com/darrenpauli/st…
@jeamland Isn’t that a Nazi frog?
@GordyPls @michaelneale @NewtonMark @dobes Pretty much.
@purserj Arse muscles have so many important uses.
@purserj Isn’t it amazing how much we use our ability to, you know, coordinate our actions.
@purserj Ah fair point. Still, it’d therefore be fun to watch you have a go.
Jeff_Sparrow ‘Peta Credlin, Tony Abbott’s chief of staff, avoids punishment on drink-driving charge’ mobile.abc.net.au/news/2013-09-1… twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…
@purserj Also I believe you are illegally using your phone while driving, but I won’t tell anyone.
It’s mostly because they were. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
benpobjie Can you believe it’s almost forty years since Stanley Kubrick inserted an oblique apology for faking the moon landing into The Shining?
@purserj I might have a squizz one day then. It’s only a couple blocks from where I am now.
@purserj Road works? Or just upfuckage?
@purserj You could do worse. Dinner at the Taiwan Chef is highly recommended.
@paulwallbank Definitely.
@purserj Yeah I think maybe this is all wrong. Go back and start again.
@purserj Wait, you’re heading east on Parramatta Rd? This is one solid traffic jam!
Further traffic updates may come later.
Also, yes, Frederick Street is fucked. pic.twitter.com/KzfVw610Xi
Condition normal. twitter.com/purserj/status…
snurbbotinfo Hmm, interesting read. Except I’m not in it.
@gusworldau Sorry yes, somehow I’d forgotten that.
No, the whole idea is stupid and stupid. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…
@michaelneale @GordyPls @NewtonMark @dobes That, and just to shit you off.
@PeteLawler @formalbeer @kels_316 And we all love a big one tonight.
@GordyPls @NewtonMark @dobes This is excellent. Making the fire someone else’s problem is a good strategy.
@dobes While I do approve of buying cheese as a pastime, I’d hardly call it “blowing off steam”. Unless this is a really weird euphemism.
@davispg @gathgwyn Oh no, he doesn’t want cuddles from me. Maybe a scratch or something, but he prefers to glare at me from a distance.
@GordyPls @NewtonMark @dobes Well then, please proceed!
@davispg @gathgwyn Yes, well, he did his most severe hissing ever earlier today when I went into the main bedroom t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NK
@NewtonMark @dobes @GordyPls Must I? The problem with @GordyPls stories is that they contain @GordyPls.
@gathgwyn But just listen to this bullshit. drive.google.com/open?id=1LMF_y…
The hissing from @gathgwyn has declined now that we’re only two hours out from dinner time. pic.twitter.com/l5nYAMFN96
@SophieAG Good luck with it. :)
riskybusiness This week’s show is up!
risky.biz/RB547
Enjoy it. Zoom won’t. Heh. pic.twitter.com/pEoADCpwHb
@SophieAG I left dealing with badly bruised ribs a couple of days and regretting it. If there’s no improvement by t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fE
Jeff_Sparrow When the Ramsay Centre teaches its course on Western Civilisation, this must be on the curriculum. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…
CptHollingworth Perfectly normal country. twitter.com/Drew_Bowie/sta…
@SophieAG It feels like go to the damn hospital and get an X-ray. Also, agony when you do any movement that alters..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v3
New @JonathanPieNews, “Hunt vs Johnson” youtube.com/watch?v=R-CIgg… This is extremely good, @dobes, and contains an int..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Na
@LisetteBaxter @Arash_Mohebbi @NewtonMark He’s right. He was always right.
@riskybusiness @dobes Yeah they are handling this very badly indeed.
@riskybusiness @dobes Do it. (Possibly very bad advice.)
@flashman [Makes note]
TheBlackNerd Good morning
it’s time for
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐨𝐠 𝐎𝐫𝐛 pic.twitter.com/0tSGIVPMlF
Don’t stress, folks, the battery is in The Box. @NewtonMark @dobes. twitter.com/TaraMoroney7/s…
@dobes @paulwiggins Oh I’m liking this.
@erstkate Nothing. That’s a sky-sphincter.
“WA joins Aussie space efforts with AU$6m investment from Canberra” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/wa-joi… Ping..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0Y
“Victoria Police get dedicated Drone Unit,” writes @ashabeeeee. The jokes write themselves. zdnet.com/article/victor…
marcuskelson ever considered the far reaching consequences of planned, long term fiscal policy? neither have they… twitter.com/canberratimes/…
@paulwiggins @dobes I see what you mean. Another possibility is Johnson Street in Annandale, and Crystal Street.
jonkudelka (However you still can not afford a house.) twitter.com/aus_business/s…
@PeteLawler I’m thinking it’s more Saint Ilgherrian.
@JustJimWillDo @R_Chirgwin I thought we’d sorted out your attitude here.
Ideally, Twitter’s AI should ask this of pretty much every tweet. twitter.com/TobyWalsh/stat…
@TheCurbAU Equal second, eh? I hope we don’t have to share.
“I’ll probably not be tweeting much, though, except for a burst or two this morning,” I said, but it turns out my c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b5
egadheg The algorithmic mess that is Twitter on the web is terrible in all ways, except this one: pic.twitter.com/CdlgnnEyYA
Yeah nah. pic.twitter.com/ySnCxtoZg2
@tshanahan83 @dobes Well obviously.
@tshanahan83 @dobes Ideally we’d be able to buy them in bottled form.
@R_Chirgwin Also, are the package ones washed? I can’t remember.
@R_Chirgwin I’ve found that they’re consistently better quality than the loose ones, though, at least at Woolworths..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mo
@PollHereford @SuperCroup Seagull Top is my new rap name.
@dobes Oh I thought it was at Glebe Point Road.
@CosmicRami @drspacejunk @marcoostini Yeah I remember seeing sketches of that launch configuration. It clearly nee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wo
@dobes That’s a great price for the volume of NIMBY squeaking it triggered.
@PollHereford @SuperCroup Someone like this guy. pic.twitter.com/yWIQp17g43
@PeteLawler @dobes @teambuild3r What a shame.
@rohan_p Consider it a public service. My tweet, I mean, not the seagull-fucking.
@CosmicRami @drspacejunk @marcoostini They did a test launch. It was quite tall, it seems, but not insanely so…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nM
@SuperCroup Look it’s just a recommendation.
@erstkate Maybe one then the other though.
@CosmicRami @drspacejunk @marcoostini There was a lot of Bold Thinking in those days. Anything seemed possible.
@foursaken Depends on… on the arrangement.
@BrianLaRoux @NewtonMark Yep re the turbine. Probably re the bearings, given how out of whack the forces are going to be.
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH SEAGULLS. abc.net.au/news/2019-07-1…
@Epigrammist @NewtonMark It should still be able to fly outside the environment on the other engine. They’ll have plenty of fuel.
@Epigrammist @NewtonMark Well it’s the truth.
@Epigrammist @NewtonMark As far as the engine is concerned, “The front fell off.”
@jplonie @BruceHore @NewtonMark I think you’ll find that the damaged aircraft gets a reasonably high priority for landing and such.
@NewtonMark @jplonie @BruceHore I hate typing.
@jplonie @BruceHore @NewtonMark That’s probably not going to fall out until they hit the breaks after touchdown.
@BruceHore @jplonie @NewtonMark To be fair, that IS a contained engine failure. Nearly completely so, anyway.
@JohnBirmingham Mr @JohnBirmingham’s new audiobook is currently free with an Audible one-month free trial, and the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ge
@MsLods @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @jpwarren I see that the diagram of the Assistance process has been updated so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e1
NewtonMark This was going to be the great remediation hope for FTTN. Vale. twitter.com/iTnews_au/stat…
tashlee Colour me shocked pic.twitter.com/8ZQXX1Otb9
@MsLods @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @jpwarren Yep, the MS Word doc the PDF was created from is dated 5 July.
@NewtonMark Heh.
@fictillius Ah yes. I’ve been reading the best* science. no5gbluemountains.org
@jplonie @NewtonMark The combination of regular cabin noise and the totally normal grinding rattle might well have drowned that out.
@fictillius Well that seems reasonable. Why would anyone want to use 4G?
@fictillius I’m told that cycling airplane mode off and on can fix that. Because brilliant.
“Encryption laws developed after little consultation with Australian tech companies, FOI documents reveal” by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E4
@NewtonMark From the apparent rotation speed gauged by the sound of the rattling I’m assuming that the turbine is j..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mW
More #aabill stuff that may or may not be brand new. (I’m too distracted to check today, sorry.)
Attn: @dobes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yv
MsLods Home Affairs’ Administrative Guidance on the industry assistance framework in the Assistance & Access Act (“encrypt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Do
kramski I love how being an adult is just saying “But after this week things will slow down a bit again” to yourself until you die
@erstkate @grimmreality Pro Tip: Don’t eat dog biscuits.
@CosmicRami @drspacejunk @marcoostini I have a mate I refer to as an ex-Cold Warrior who tells me about space stuff..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YI
grimmreality IF THEY CAN MAKE DOG BISCUITS THAT CLEAN YOUR DOG’S TEETH THEY CAN FUCKWELL MAKE COOKIES THAT CLEAN MY TEETH
Hey @NewtonMark, are they meant to do this? twitter.com/winglets747/st…
“The first future MOL,” based on speculative artwork of missions beyond Manned Orbiting Laboratory…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yM
JB_AU Wonder how homophobia works?
I have a rental inspection this week.
In cleaning up I found myself making the menta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8f
@teambuild3r @dobes @PeteLawler But with a medal added.
jplonie You know the zoom bug is a real problem is that there’s no hashtag for it.
thegrugq So much to cover here, I’ll just do points:
• 30 yrs ago, this’d be a hard case to prove
• OPSEC, if you’re coverin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eu
jeamland Excuse me I’m just going to go and soak in the..pic.twitter.com/1e8vkai0o5o5
kibblesmith One thing no one warned me about marriage is that the line between affectionate text message and getting completely..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kp
expectproblems I have been outdone. I can never out-pun Bec. twitter.com/Brocklesnitch/…
glengyron Ok. I’ll do this then. twitter.com/lunaisoutthere…
@PeteLawler @dobes Yep. Some people take this sort of thing Very Seriously Indeed. Abetz is on that committee. ;)
@PeteLawler @dobes He’s a Captain in the RAN Reserve.
@PeteLawler @dobes Yes, “Awarded Conspicuous Service Cross 2019.” 12thfloor.com.au/wp-content/upl… That was updated in Feb though.
@PeteLawler @dobes What? Maybe he got it in the Queen’s Birthday Honours, someone updated the PDF for some idiot re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PS
@PeteLawler @dobes That’s it.
@PeteLawler @dobes They’ve added “CSC” to Renwick’s post-nominals.
@dobes Done a diff on it yet? ;)
@oberonsghost WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
waltonkate Well, I mean, he wouldn’t be a very good spy if he admitted he was a spy, would he? twitter.com/natashya_g/sta…
IMPORTANT CLARIFICATION: This is not news. Important reminder: I am an arsehat. #aabill twitter.com/dobes/status/1…
@dobes My next tweet was going to be answering the question in my head, “Didn’t we already know this?” :) My brain is a bit slow today.
Australia’s anti-encryption Assistance and Access Act has been referred to the Independent National Security Legisl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gy
There’s a lot happening here. twitter.com/doublejmorning…
@riskybusiness I’m just catching up with this news. This is all hilarious*. Thanks as always for the news.
@franksting That sounds much better, actually. Were the rabbits yummy?
LittlePattieAu Story in today’s Daily Telelgraph on memories of singing in Vietnam & the Battle of Long Tan ahead of the August 8..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d8
@christopherneal Glad to be of service.
[Blink] twitter.com/staticsan/stat…
@munin Sad but true, eh.
Trump as a rent boy is an image for the ages. twitter.com/bungdan/status…
@AwareNetConnect Thanks. They’ll be fine. It’s “just” a process now, with a bit of a branching decision tree to thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uo
Wed plan, additional: I’m accumulating a big fat comms backlog, so sorry but I’ll get to you according to wherever..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J4
Wed plan: Continue to assist a friend with an acute health issue. They’re not awake yet, so I don’t yet know what t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X7
Well as far as the weather goes it’s a ridiculously lovely day in Sydney today. Winter in Australia, eh? pic.twitter.com/YVSBOdwBf2
Wednesday. Fewer seagulls, more astonishing. Wednesday.