Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 10th, 2019

dufussy Because that has worked in every industry and every workplace, every time. 😂🤦‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/UVGciDbL0T

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TrainsInfo Train etiquette reminder when travelling home from the game tonight

We have extra trains and e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lO

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Le..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iy

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ddowza This looks like the last frame of the movie where the crash of an alien spaceship has coincidentally saved the ince..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qc

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Histreepix Using a bent paper clip, a Cairo barber performs a forced reboot on a frozen street urchin. 1953. pic.twitter.com/YNVR5fvaNI

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jplonie Should say what he really means on the way out. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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glengyron Quokka feeding frenzy. twitter.com/cheryl_kernot/…

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ParkerMolloy I think we know how this will play out.

Evangelical: “Trans people are an abomination! Blah blah blah! LGBTQ is ev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Aa

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TweetPotato314 therapist: describe this picture

me: that’s my father yelling at me

therapist: and this one

me: you having s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lR

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SuperCroup Yes, and do it now.

Pension age should be lifted and family home means tested, economist says abc.net.au/news/2019-07-1… via @abcnews

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@TiktaalikD @darrenpauli I’m just trying to help. Darren is always having problems.

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@purserj Arse muscles have so many important uses.

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@purserj Isn’t it amazing how much we use our ability to, you know, coordinate our actions.

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@purserj Ah fair point. Still, it’d therefore be fun to watch you have a go.

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Jeff_Sparrow ‘Peta Credlin, Tony Abbott’s chief of staff, avoids punishment on drink-driving charge’ mobile.abc.net.au/news/2013-09-1… twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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@purserj Also I believe you are illegally using your phone while driving, but I won’t tell anyone.

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It’s mostly because they were. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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benpobjie Can you believe it’s almost forty years since Stanley Kubrick inserted an oblique apology for faking the moon landing into The Shining?

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@purserj I might have a squizz one day then. It’s only a couple blocks from where I am now.

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@purserj Road works? Or just upfuckage?

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@purserj You could do worse. Dinner at the Taiwan Chef is highly recommended.

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@purserj Yeah I think maybe this is all wrong. Go back and start again.

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@purserj Wait, you’re heading east on Parramatta Rd? This is one solid traffic jam!

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Further traffic updates may come later.

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snurbbotinfo Hmm, interesting read. Except I’m not in it.

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@gusworldau Sorry yes, somehow I’d forgotten that.

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No, the whole idea is stupid and stupid. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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@GordyPls @NewtonMark @dobes This is excellent. Making the fire someone else’s problem is a good strategy.

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@dobes While I do approve of buying cheese as a pastime, I’d hardly call it “blowing off steam”. Unless this is a really weird euphemism.

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@davispg @gathgwyn Oh no, he doesn’t want cuddles from me. Maybe a scratch or something, but he prefers to glare at me from a distance.

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@davispg @gathgwyn Yes, well, he did his most severe hissing ever earlier today when I went into the main bedroom t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NK

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@NewtonMark @dobes @GordyPls Must I? The problem with @GordyPls stories is that they contain @GordyPls.

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The hissing from @gathgwyn has declined now that we’re only two hours out from dinner time. pic.twitter.com/l5nYAMFN96

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riskybusiness This week’s show is up!

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Enjoy it. Zoom won’t. Heh. pic.twitter.com/pEoADCpwHb

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@SophieAG I left dealing with badly bruised ribs a couple of days and regretting it. If there’s no improvement by t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fE

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Jeff_Sparrow When the Ramsay Centre teaches its course on Western Civilisation, this must be on the curriculum. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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CptHollingworth Perfectly normal country. twitter.com/Drew_Bowie/sta…

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@SophieAG It feels like go to the damn hospital and get an X-ray. Also, agony when you do any movement that alters..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v3

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New @JonathanPieNews, “Hunt vs Johnson” youtube.com/watch?v=R-CIgg… This is extremely good, @dobes, and contains an int..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Na

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@riskybusiness @dobes Yeah they are handling this very badly indeed.

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TheBlackNerd Good morning

it’s time for

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐨𝐠 𝐎𝐫𝐛 pic.twitter.com/0tSGIVPMlF

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Don’t stress, folks, the battery is in The Box. @NewtonMark @dobes. twitter.com/TaraMoroney7/s…

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@dobes @jxeeno I cannot possible tell why this worries you.

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@erstkate Nothing. That’s a sky-sphincter.

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“WA joins Aussie space efforts with AU$6m investment from Canberra” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/wa-joi… Ping..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0Y

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“Victoria Police get dedicated Drone Unit,” writes @ashabeeeee. The jokes write themselves. zdnet.com/article/victor…

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marcuskelson ever considered the far reaching consequences of planned, long term fiscal policy? neither have they… twitter.com/canberratimes/…

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@paulwiggins @dobes I see what you mean. Another possibility is Johnson Street in Annandale, and Crystal Street.

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jonkudelka (However you still can not afford a house.) twitter.com/aus_business/s…

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@PeteLawler I’m thinking it’s more Saint Ilgherrian.

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@JustJimWillDo @R_Chirgwin I thought we’d sorted out your attitude here.

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Ideally, Twitter’s AI should ask this of pretty much every tweet. twitter.com/TobyWalsh/stat…

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@TheCurbAU Equal second, eh? I hope we don’t have to share.

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“I’ll probably not be tweeting much, though, except for a burst or two this morning,” I said, but it turns out my c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b5

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egadheg The algorithmic mess that is Twitter on the web is terrible in all ways, except this one: pic.twitter.com/CdlgnnEyYA

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@tshanahan83 @dobes Ideally we’d be able to buy them in bottled form.

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@R_Chirgwin Also, are the package ones washed? I can’t remember.

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@R_Chirgwin I’ve found that they’re consistently better quality than the loose ones, though, at least at Woolworths..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mo

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@dobes Oh I thought it was at Glebe Point Road.

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@CosmicRami @drspacejunk @marcoostini Yeah I remember seeing sketches of that launch configuration. It clearly nee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wo

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@dobes That’s a great price for the volume of NIMBY squeaking it triggered.

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@rohan_p Consider it a public service. My tweet, I mean, not the seagull-fucking.

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@CosmicRami @drspacejunk @marcoostini They did a test launch. It was quite tall, it seems, but not insanely so…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nM

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@SuperCroup Look it’s just a recommendation.

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@erstkate Maybe one then the other though.

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@CosmicRami @drspacejunk @marcoostini There was a lot of Bold Thinking in those days. Anything seemed possible.

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@foursaken Depends on… on the arrangement.

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@BrianLaRoux @NewtonMark Yep re the turbine. Probably re the bearings, given how out of whack the forces are going to be.

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@Epigrammist @NewtonMark It should still be able to fly outside the environment on the other engine. They’ll have plenty of fuel.

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@Epigrammist @NewtonMark As far as the engine is concerned, “The front fell off.”

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@jplonie @BruceHore @NewtonMark I think you’ll find that the damaged aircraft gets a reasonably high priority for landing and such.

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@jplonie @BruceHore @NewtonMark That’s probably not going to fall out until they hit the breaks after touchdown.

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@BruceHore @jplonie @NewtonMark To be fair, that IS a contained engine failure. Nearly completely so, anyway.

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@JohnBirmingham Mr @JohnBirmingham’s new audiobook is currently free with an Audible one-month free trial, and the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ge

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@MsLods @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @jpwarren I see that the diagram of the Assistance process has been updated so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e1

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NewtonMark This was going to be the great remediation hope for FTTN. Vale. twitter.com/iTnews_au/stat…

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tashlee Colour me shocked pic.twitter.com/8ZQXX1Otb9

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@MsLods @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @jpwarren Yep, the MS Word doc the PDF was created from is dated 5 July.

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@fictillius Ah yes. I’ve been reading the best* science. no5gbluemountains.org

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@jplonie @NewtonMark The combination of regular cabin noise and the totally normal grinding rattle might well have drowned that out.

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@fictillius Well that seems reasonable. Why would anyone want to use 4G?

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@fictillius I’m told that cycling airplane mode off and on can fix that. Because brilliant.

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“Encryption laws developed after little consultation with Australian tech companies, FOI documents reveal” by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E4

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@NewtonMark From the apparent rotation speed gauged by the sound of the rattling I’m assuming that the turbine is j..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mW

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More stuff that may or may not be brand new. (I’m too distracted to check today, sorry.)

Attn: @dobes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yv

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MsLods Home Affairs’ Administrative Guidance on the industry assistance framework in the Assistance & Access Act (“encrypt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Do

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kramski I love how being an adult is just saying “But after this week things will slow down a bit again” to yourself until you die

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@CosmicRami @drspacejunk @marcoostini I have a mate I refer to as an ex-Cold Warrior who tells me about space stuff..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YI

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grimmreality IF THEY CAN MAKE DOG BISCUITS THAT CLEAN YOUR DOG’S TEETH THEY CAN FUCKWELL MAKE COOKIES THAT CLEAN MY TEETH

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“The first future MOL,” based on speculative artwork of missions beyond Manned Orbiting Laboratory…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yM

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JB_AU Wonder how homophobia works?

I have a rental inspection this week.

In cleaning up I found myself making the menta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8f

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jplonie You know the zoom bug is a real problem is that there’s no hashtag for it.

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thegrugq So much to cover here, I’ll just do points:
• 30 yrs ago, this’d be a hard case to prove
• OPSEC, if you’re coverin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eu

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jeamland Excuse me I’m just going to go and soak in the..pic.twitter.com/1e8vkai0o5o5

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kibblesmith One thing no one warned me about marriage is that the line between affectionate text message and getting completely..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kp

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expectproblems I have been outdone. I can never out-pun Bec. twitter.com/Brocklesnitch/…

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glengyron Ok. I’ll do this then. twitter.com/lunaisoutthere…

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@PeteLawler @dobes Yep. Some people take this sort of thing Very Seriously Indeed. Abetz is on that committee. ;)

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@PeteLawler @dobes He’s a Captain in the RAN Reserve.

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@PeteLawler @dobes Yes, “Awarded Conspicuous Service Cross 2019.” 12thfloor.com.au/wp-content/upl… That was updated in Feb though.

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@PeteLawler @dobes What? Maybe he got it in the Queen’s Birthday Honours, someone updated the PDF for some idiot re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PS

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@PeteLawler @dobes They’ve added “CSC” to Renwick’s post-nominals.

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waltonkate Well, I mean, he wouldn’t be a very good spy if he admitted he was a spy, would he? twitter.com/natashya_g/sta…

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IMPORTANT CLARIFICATION: This is not news. Important reminder: I am an arsehat. twitter.com/dobes/status/1…

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@dobes My next tweet was going to be answering the question in my head, “Didn’t we already know this?” :) My brain is a bit slow today.

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Australia’s anti-encryption Assistance and Access Act has been referred to the Independent National Security Legisl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gy

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@riskybusiness I’m just catching up with this news. This is all hilarious*. Thanks as always for the news.

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@franksting That sounds much better, actually. Were the rabbits yummy?

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@dobes @Serrels A solid masculine Angus bull will see you right.

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LittlePattieAu Story in today’s Daily Telelgraph on memories of singing in Vietnam & the Battle of Long Tan ahead of the August 8..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d8

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Trump as a rent boy is an image for the ages. twitter.com/bungdan/status…

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@AwareNetConnect Thanks. They’ll be fine. It’s “just” a process now, with a bit of a branching decision tree to thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uo

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Wed plan, additional: I’m accumulating a big fat comms backlog, so sorry but I’ll get to you according to wherever..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J4

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Wed plan: Continue to assist a friend with an acute health issue. They’re not awake yet, so I don’t yet know what t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X7

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Well as far as the weather goes it’s a ridiculously lovely day in Sydney today. Winter in Australia, eh? pic.twitter.com/YVSBOdwBf2

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Wednesday. Fewer seagulls, more astonishing. Wednesday.

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