Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 15th, 2019

k_morrissey Richard Hammond blistering as he’s lowered dick-first into reactor 4 at Chernobyl; May grimaces and Clarkson gleefu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R8

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kels_316 Mrs Latham come get your man twitter.com/guardian/statu…

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verbaliza Just got this sponsored ad on Facebook pic.twitter.com/v5Fi0PvCcR

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Histreepix Elvis Presley learns to high-five. Atlanta, 1958. pic.twitter.com/VuJvKNkV6A

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patstokes Remember folks: when it’s Christianity, it’s a “valid religious faith” (maiden speech, 8/5/19); when it’s Tjukurpa,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lQ

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SquigglyRick Lol, sure, give them advance warning you’re coming. twitter.com/newscomauhq/st…

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NewtonMark Unfortunately after nobody in Britain will be able to afford £50 notes. twitter.com/Brexit/status/…

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@jplonie That is indeed a handsome goat but I can’t see the whole story, @GordyPls.

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NewtonMark I wish all the journalists who insisted that “journalism is not a crime” realised that it actually is, and did some..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8R

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kenchengcomedy I have no doubt in my mind that if it said Roger Federer not only would the % be lower but 12% would write in “I wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kn

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heardatnature “A: Oh, and in phallic cactus updates, it is almost flowering…

B: Oh really? I just had to artificially inseminate my courgettes”

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@lloydleefrancis @rnz_news Yes, I rather did like the phrase “waddling vagrants”.

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Well, @dobes, MPs are definitely the people I’d ask for advice on this. twitter.com/SkyNews/status…

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@jpwarren @not_my_debt @Centrelink I think we already have some methodologies for dealing with the people who creat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A4

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rnz_news Penguins ignore police, return to sushi shop rnz.co.nz/news/national/…

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SuperCroup Indeed. Why wait? pic.twitter.com/ypcsQXcNP4

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DeptDefence Eye and head tracking sensor technologies have been successfully demonstrated in the Hawk-127 lead-in-fighter fligh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8C

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KetanJ0 @patstokes @PaulineHansonOz We now cross live to Melbourne philosopher Patrick Stokes literally trying to abseil down racism

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@SuperCroup OK, I am definitely not the worst. That would take way too much effort.

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Mon plan, further update: Health Patrol has failed in its primary mission today so now it’s just a matter of waitin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eF

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Jbastardsinner All my reasons for wanting a harpoon far out weigh your reasons for why I shouldn’t have one.

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garthk “It is important that you know the reason for each and every hole in your aircraft.” twitter.com/alt_kia/status…

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jonoabroad Some people will do anything to get out of visiting scomo twitter.com/NewshubNZ/stat…

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potetnese I spat out my tea pic.twitter.com/VPegsuthIC

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JohnBirmingham If the few remaining hold outs would just give it up and buy a copy of all of this unpleasantness coul..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U4

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Chesterrod @JohnBirmingham your efforts to market the book are getting out of hand twitter.com/campuscodi/sta…

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Well the replies to this tweet are a cacophony of brain geniuses and even racists. twitter.com/RemyVarga/stat…

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FXMC1957 15 July 1834. The Spanish Inquisition was officially ended after nearly 356 years. No one of expected that. pic.twitter.com/UthAC4vnDE

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Dear America, this is some fine buttcrack. twitter.com/dobes/status/1…

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CaseyBriggs this tweet reads like the blurb to a noir novel twitter.com/AntonyGreenABC…

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Why are cricketers so fuckin’ ugly?

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RT [PROTECTED]: “Now they are going to drone on and on about these fucking fingerprints for a few weeks.”

Yes, yes they are.

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TheLyonsDen : I’m about to reveal details on the ABC website about how the AFP wanted to fingerprint two senior journa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1R

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rohan_p Australian Federal Police Commissioner Andrew Colvin not seeking to extend his contract after it ends on 1 October..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xy

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Mon plan, update: I’m at the waiting stage of Health Patrol, with no news to report, so I’m just hanging around in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dV

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nadinevoncohen FUCK YEAH DID YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE SHANE’S A CHRISTIAN SO WE ALL HAVE TO DO WHAT HE SAYS twitter.com/shaneha1380021…

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DavidCornDC Obviously, this person has no more soul left to sell. twitter.com/mattwolking/st…

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@rohan_p I didn’t think we could use that word without asterisks, so I guess @dobes has misled me.

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rohan_p “A woman just called the robot a ‘fuckin dumbass’ and told it to get out of her way. New York City!” zdnet.com/article/big-ey…

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FnordNelson Can’t argue with logic … twitter.com/jr_falwell/sta…

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More useful information. Some of my followers are very nearly worthwhile people, so thank you. twitter.com/wragge/status/…

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@annie_parker It’s all the Bad Birds all at once, and she’s FEEDING them. Eek.

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There’s nothing cynical about promoting your new book. twitter.com/akent/status/1…

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Poster spotted in Haymarket, Sydney. pic.twitter.com/fGpjQDBMHj

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Trashbird Maelstrom, Belmore Park. pic.twitter.com/DBfMw2a8O8

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@rohan_p @swearyanthony @dobes Well look I think we should play it same and just ban all sources of radiation, espe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sw

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OK, let’s get this show on the road. If there is news, there is news. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@jeamland I don’t think a diagram is required, really.

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NewtonMark Marrickville Metro food court has really gone down-market. pic.twitter.com/SoHB1GpKVr

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Not so wonderful either side of the city, though. These warnings are still current, I believe. twitter.com/BOM_NSW/status…

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At least the weather is going to be nice in Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/D6pwEXiil0

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@alexkidman I have chosen not to explore that path.

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It would seem that opinions are evenly split when it comes to Prof Brian Cox’s rootability. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s… pic.twitter.com/uPp524BKvg

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Further alleged plans, which are now just as fragile, may be found in the Weekly Wrap. There’s also a photograph of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tV

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Mon plan, face-the-reality version: Looks like I’m back on Health Patrol today, so that’ll be my focus. At least on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o0

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skwashd That’s one way to fix a bug. twitter.com/aeroimageschri…

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@kels_316 @dobes Can’t make latte without water. [Taps nose]

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This is going to need a lot of coffee.

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Monday. Who is having the worse time, you or the shopping trolley? Monday.

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