Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 23rd, 2019

Have you noticed how good gin is?

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@MrNixonsWife @jonkudelka Is it the jelly? It’s usually the jelly.

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Counterpoint: Let him do it, because I’m fuckin’ over it. twitter.com/RichardTuffin/…

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Messaging all my UK friends to say “HAHAHAHA suck shit!”.

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@Ingeegoodbee You are quite correct. I am not worthy.

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NewtonMark It’s July. twitter.com/smh/status/115…

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NewtonMark That doesn’t seem like a lot. If I stole a credit card I’d rip off at least ten times that much. The dude showed re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JW

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New @JonathanPieNews: “Pie on High Speed Rail” youtube.com/watch?v=lQUgln… Obviously recorded before the Boris Johnson news.

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edbott “I call it … The Aristocrats!” twitter.com/paul__johnson/…

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stilgherrian PLEASE RETWEET. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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stilgherrian STAR TREK POLL: Would you volunteer to shave Jean-Luc Picard’s pubes?

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Look, we all knew it was going to be Boris, and we’ve known that for at least a year, so stop being such sooks.

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In slightly more important news, @gathgwyn has conned us into giving him two dinners.

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Hurrah! It’s Prime Minister Boris Johnston! twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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Shane_J_Young @JonathanPieNews I wouldn’t put it past our new Prime Minister to sneak into a charity fete without paying, cheat t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j8

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JonathanPieNews Oh look, one of the cunts won

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@dbph Never watched it so no view on that one.

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@DavidFeng @JaJaWa This may come as a shock, but I have slightly higher priorities in my life.

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@DavidFeng Is it once? I saw someone say the Sydney Metro just beeps once. I have a recording but I haven’t listened back yet.

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Just quietly, @Herring1967’s RHLSTP special with Rob Rouse is particularly weird and silly. pca.st/8r65

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@PlatypusDead @DavidFeng I can see it being declared a suburb, or at least a “locality”, once there’s some residential building nearby.

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@DavidFeng WHAT HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST TALLAWONG?

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@_midofo_ @PlatypusDead “The name Summer Hill is thought to be a name chosen by the land sub-divider, presumably ba..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xg

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@PlatypusDead @_midofo_ There’s some magnificent old upper middle class houses through there.

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@PlatypusDead @_midofo_ And I alight one further station west. Though yes, I have alighted at the Hill of Dead Pets.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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naomi_long 1. It wasn’t frictionless re-entry, hence the heat shields
2. It wasn’t “hand-knitted” code, but complex, cutting-e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i9

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jpwarren The ombudsman recommended the AFP quarantine all telecommunications data obtained under the 116 authorisations, whi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ys

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Lemahieu says Australia may be overplaying the threat of China in the South Pacific. “As a Belgian, I understand th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5R

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I got my question on the cyber chart. Since all this stuff is SEKRIT SQRRL it’s based on a survey of experts. “Do n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qG

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These influence maps are amazing. This one shows how often countries vote the same way as China at the UN. pic.twitter.com/Et9YwTIzev

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This year you can drill down and change the weightings if you reckon they’ve emphasised the wrong things…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V5

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That’s in one year. The first Asia Power Index was last year and this is the second. I hope you can get your headli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u7

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The increase in China’s economy since the last report was the same size as Australia’s whole economy.

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The analyst sees the US decline accelerating under the current administration as China is growing. But China has ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X4

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Maybe there don’t need to be any stupid reality shows about cooking.

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@GreenJ @nonstoptom I knew a hard chef once, and it… wait, no, never mind.

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Maybe they could merge MasterChef with The Katering Show.

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@LowyInstitute In fact, the podcast from the Melbourne session of “Mapping power in Asia” is already online. soundcloud.com/lowyinstitute/…

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@LowyInstitute Dunno how much I’ll tweet yet. Usually at these things I’m more engrossed in listening and taking no..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aX

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Coming up at 1800 AEST is “Mapping power in Asia” at @LowyInstitute myaccount.lowyinstitute.org/events/sydney-…. It’s a discussion of t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AO

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“Police made illegal metadata searches and obtained invalid warrants targeting journalists,” because of course they..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pf

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Good God no, not Maggie Beer.

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Longshanks1307 Absolutely true. Before 2008 historians would refer to the Tower of Whatsitsname and the Great Fire near Essex. twitter.com/AdamBienkov/st…

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“Data retention costs Australian telcos upwards of AU$210 million to date: Law enforcement agencies have stumped up..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NW

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NuclearAnthro I would name nuclear warplans after my Little Pony Characters.

“We estimate Sparkles will kill 100 million people..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…32

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@benpobjie Same. And I’m not even watching the show.

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@dobes I think that’s my highlight for the day.

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@dobes Or maybe a double-ended dildo, the Picardbaris.

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@dobes That or vice versa, sure.

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Maybe I should name a new range of dildos “The Colombaris”.

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Goddammit Ian Turpie is dead.

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BrianLynch My son discovered @WBLooneyTunes this week and loves them.

He also is knee-deep in HARRY POTTER so he created “Hog..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xw

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Truly, if you watch that program you’re a fuckin’ idiot. A waste of carbon atoms.

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Imagine if the reason MasterChef eventually gets cancelled isn’t that it’s complete bullshit and an indictment on t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GN

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“Leaked docs allege Huawei helped build North Korea’s 3G wireless networks: Report” by @campbell_kwan zdnet.com/article/leaked…

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dobes imagen Masterchef, but at least one judge is not a man, and they all pay their staff properly

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snurbbotinfo Ooh, new research paper, without using Twitter? LOL.

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techoglot pic.twitter.com/KxXrmKL3gM

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Oppo has created “the world’s first travelling 5G powered smart hotel — The OPPO 5G Hotel.” Or as I prefer to call.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G2A

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“Woman who egged Scott Morrison sentenced to community work” abc.net.au/news/2019-07-2…

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“Owner mocked after seagull reportedly flies off with teacup chihuahua” abc.net.au/news/2019-07-2…

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Here we go. “Britain to form maritime posse to fight Iranian ‘state piracy’” abc.net.au/news/2019-07-2…

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Tue plan, remainder: Late lunch in Haymarket; keep an eye open for any needed Health Patrol activities; 1745 “Mappi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nX

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Skelpyy Telling people “I don’t want kids”:
-“You’ll change your mind one day”
-“When you meet the right person…”
-“You d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sm

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Only because they never list my podcast. twitter.com/JaneHolley48/s…

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maniscalco_carl This is some superb political cartooning. pic.twitter.com/igQSXQitbf

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MaxBoot The president is linking to the Twitter feed of a “Dolphin & Whale Retreats Facilitator” (he meant to link to a Fox..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ew

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dobes I did not have this in the Armageddon poll twitter.com/tictoc/status/…

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Maybe @CptHollingworth and @expectproblems could retweet this for a more representative* sample.

* I have no idea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nZ

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@elronxenu Thanks. No news so far today is good news.

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Megatronic13 Husband: now that the kids are asleep, what do you want to do?? 😏

Me: pic.twitter.com/SHzG06pZjI

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Epigrammist @NewtonMark The ALP arriving at parliament this morning. pic.twitter.com/9EdlQHudX1

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STAR TREK POLL: Would you volunteer to shave Jean-Luc Picard’s pubes?

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I wonder if Picard shaves his pubes.

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What we need now is the “Star Trek: Picard Wig Generator” app. twitter.com/dawnstarau/sta…

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Maybe the Klingons bombed all the Ashley & Martin Medical Hair Loss Centres. Or they stopped playing cricket.

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I’m not sure which year Star Trek is set in, but I’m always amazed that they haven’t developed a cure for male pattern baldness.

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AequoEtBono Australia has “the 110th most flexible IR system in the OECD” according to the Wild Child, which must come as a sur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OO

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“AFP wants a system to collect social and political info to aid police operations” zdnet.com/article/afp-wa…

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How a Valet Parking Employee Quits After Making $3,632,961 Online During Lunch,” @dobes. pic.twitter.com/idfzwi1nxh

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@dobes @tacticalmaid I have HFC where I am staying in Ashfield and I am kinda coping.

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That was a much-needed sleep-in. Still tired, but struggling into consciousness now.

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Our Health Patrol charge was hospitalised overnight and that may be extended. We’ll find out later today.

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Tue plan, outline draft: Keep it basic, poking at minor tasks, until there’s news that leads to Health Patrol activ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ML

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I’m finally starting to understand how this Sydney winter is working. pic.twitter.com/OkTvkr0uka

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Tuesday. Replace all office staplers with small frogs and appreciate the improvement in productivity. Tuesday.

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