Poor life decisions are being made.
@i386 Mate, I’m just the messenger. :)
Chuckling about who ended up married to whom. [Fetches another drink.]
@i386 Oh do tell.
I have now learned that Stolichnya makes a gluten-free corn vodka and it tastes exactly like you think it does.
@alexdante Eh. One tries.
@JustJimWillDo This one. youtu.be/CO8vBVUaKvk
Discussing the nature of Time and Age.
Butthole Surfers.
@JustJimWillDo Just trying to help.
@JustJimWillDo Just go with it. The cuckoo clock has struck 13 and the magic is happening
@jennylmackinnon Hah! I love this planet.
@JustJimWillDo Band. This was the track. youtu.be/oMLCrzy9TEs
Exactly. https://t.co/C9ZteHaWYc
Utah Saints.
Men Without Hats.
@NicholasFryer Questions will be asked in the next podcast.
@NicholasFryer Right now he’s on the dancefloor going off to “Enola Gay†by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark (OMD)… https://t.co/iVDO4JIP0u
ICYMI, I’m in Willunga, south of Adelaide, for @NicholasFryer’s 50th birthday party. It’s going very well. He’s hav… https://t.co/ujM70wfvb2
@NicholasFryer Wait. Shit. I just remembered that Nick and I had agreed on a Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD) pol… https://t.co/Le5K6QPV1m
@NicholasFryer I’ll grab the playlist tomorrow and set it up on YouTube and Spotify.
The wonderful thing about hearing the soundtrack @NicholasFryer created for this party is remembering that’s he’s h… https://t.co/zqnSEiaAOZ
@skwashd I should have had a case shipped in. This is a party that deserves quality.
@techoglot I’m good. This is marvellous.
“The Stabbing of The Cakesâ@NicholasFryerryer (Reality with knife, 20pic.twitter.com/lJc1hJXfsCXfsC
The cake(s) have come out. There are loud shouts of “Stab it! Stab it! Stab it!†Welcome to Adelaide.
Straya! pic.twitter.com/JR8f3urZVE
Me: “Excuse me, guys, I need to put this ladder back behind that curtain.â€
Somebody’s Male Child: “Sure, Dorothy.â€
Stringing fairy lights. Observing all safety precautions.
@kcarruthers @NicholasFryer Properly helping.
Perfect treatment for any mental health issue. https://t.co/VEQF4DfFm8
This is an excellent threads and also very @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @glengyron content. People, eh? https://t.co/ysAYX54aHn
@JustJimWillDo @NicholasFryer Shall do. I think he’s having a quick nap right now, and I mighty do the same soon.
@JustJimWillDo @NicholasFryer Sure, but he’s one of my oldest and dearest friends and he, um, Knows Certain Things.
@RealNickHodge @NicholasFryer Yet here we are.
@NicholasFryer Also, as I said earlier, there will be People From My Past. https://t.co/axtpCVWLWP
@NicholasFryer Also, Nick has been over-thinking the music, and has put together a 50-song playlist with one song f… https://t.co/bNJbc1ln6X
@NicholasFryer Also, there will be a child-friendly bit in the early evening, and a less-so bit later. This party w… https://t.co/RihZwlNTxM
@NicholasFryer Sat plan, supplemental: Last night Nick told me that he’s told people that dancing will be optional,… https://t.co/XtyO6vKIO0
Sat plan, confirmed: Help prepare* for and then take part in @NicholasFryer’s 50th birthday party. That’s why I’m h… https://t.co/pO3BhxWLQf
@RhombusHatesYou I have planned this very poorly.
@purserj @SnarkyPlatypus Well this is certainly a track list. pic.twitter.com/lV9E60LJN5
@RhombusHatesYou Well it’s not my back yard. :)
@SnarkyPlatypus No that seems to require eating in and, I suspect, being served the Vast Pot of Special Vindaloo.
Eating leftover vindaloo for breakfast.
@SnarkyPlatypus Close, but no banana. https://t.co/WvXrhoFiVl
@SnarkyPlatypus Is there a Malay pop band called Durian Durian?
@SnarkyPlatypus I had this same problem earlier.
@morebento @NicholasFryer Cheers!
RT @GonzoVice: The streets of every city in America are filled with men who would pay all the money they could lay their hands on to be tra…
RT @NYDailyNews: That’s a doozy.
Madeleine Westerhout, a White House aide known as Trump’s “gatekeeper,†was canned after drunkenly telli…
Has Jack had a proper breakfast yet?
@morebento Worth a shot. These arsehats live this far south (Hi @NicholasFryer!) so it’s their fault.
@moylecroft Will keep you in the loop.
On a related note, who knows about Linux, FOSS, and general hackery stuff for teens in Adelaide’s far southern subu… https://t.co/O6eQ3wcHJc
Visiting the kind of household where the 14yo son is trying to reflash his new Samsung phone with a generic Android… https://t.co/NeLXqiUCY7
So this, from your email address in Japan, seems less than convincing, Mary. pic.twitter.com/VboijEtYA7
@RhombusHatesYou I’m staying a a friend’s family home. I don’t want to frighten people.
@rgibli @kcarruthers Yep, Kate is definitely doing well here.
Hahaha you must be new here. https://t.co/bvzqFP23uW
RT @bigmac: Only a small % of bug hunters ever earn a bounty, most no more than $1,000… and then there’s Naffy. @nnwakelam https://t.co/G…
The Blue Lagoon. https://t.co/4AlbF6IE9g
First task: Find pants. Second task: Find coffee.
Sat plan, supplemental: I know that at least six or seven other guests will be known to me, people I haven’t seen i… https://t.co/ggh7Mqlhqs
Sat plan, draft: Slow start; help prepare* for and then take part in @NicholasFryer’s 50th birthday party, which is… https://t.co/db9hNayZ21
It looks like an adequate day ahead here, just south of Adelaide, where the days drag into centuriesâ€pic.twitter.com/N734on0P1v1v
@sylmobile Further away than that.
Saturday. Something dark and indistinct is lurking just over the horizon. It knows where you live. Saturday.
Oh yeah, and @NicholasFryer’s younger son has already trolled me.
Update: It’s 9.15pm in Willunga, south of Adelaide, and everyone is drifting off to bed. Tomorrow will be a busy da… https://t.co/161GtmUGRR
This is just showing off. https://t.co/2DfMcltyYs
@BXGD @SnarkyPlatypus The Indian food was adequate. We didn’t order any Mexican, and it’s fair to assume my hosts had a reason for that.
I can confirm that this happened. https://t.co/4pXkAirhSi
RT @notaboatcaptain: The most 2019 way to die. https://t.co/AReqCyJEpq
Further south. pic.twitter.com/IKAoXQ6as3
@glengyron @baxters @nickschadegg @SnarkyPlatypus @NicholasFryer By the way, there are authentic Indian Mexican neo… https://t.co/neRPnzNpPg
@glengyron @baxters @nickschadegg @SnarkyPlatypus All these things are fascinating, obviously, but we’re getting ta… https://t.co/vKa0w5r1QI
@baxters @nickschadegg @SnarkyPlatypus The what now?
@SnarkyPlatypus @nickschadegg No, I think it just knows me. Somehow.
@nickschadegg @SnarkyPlatypus It appears that we’re in McLaren Vale, and Google Maps has helpfully marked Coriole V… https://t.co/iuCHSqGV9k
Collecting the authentic Indian Mexican food, @SnarkyPlatypus. pic.twitter.com/PNG5VBgJ13
jxeeno where’s scomos announcement that purple clothes are unnecessary?
Proceeding in a southerly direction. pic.twitter.com/dOm8KSn4kI
RT @SuperCroup: cunt https://t.co/LmWD67CPt3
Lol so many people have luggage feels.
Adelaide also has an aptly named body-piercing establishment. pic.twitter.com/8wKvvg7OIy
@NewtonMark The aircraft has a hold, Mark.
One of best things about Adelaide is all the unsolved murders. pic.twitter.com/9dm485hMSw
Some sort of train at Port Adelaide station. In this vast* metropolis, all we get is a 2-car DMU. pic.twitter.com/IJQ3uXLkoI
@tacticalmaid What you want is a train.
@tacticalmaid What sort of truck is it, and why?
@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Make them eat proper sweet and sour pork aka some random orange stickiness over everything.
Hah. I’m proud of this line from my 2012 piecepic.twitter.com/AB1R0RHQ9898
This is very @SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 content. https://t.co/nDmEzUlOwy
@jamescmcpherson At least, yes.
@mattjhatton @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard This could work. [Nods]
Re today’s Apple security news, remember that Apple continues to hide security problems it knows about.… https://t.co/VIxtE71xQ4
@dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard What have I done?
RT @NC_Renic: Pumpkin spice latte: ✔ï¸
Fall of the Soviet Union: ⌠https://t.co/xjYcj6fYCs
RT @lukehopewell: Fun fact: the building in Sydney that has closed a major street due to its glass is the same buildig that was used for it…
@dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard I feel cheated that I missed it.
@RanTLaw @glengyron A photo of the Commercial just now. pic.twitter.com/Zo9IMmWRgm
@sleepingdingo I’m not the least bit upset. I calmly consider them to be stupid.
@JonoH I am. :)
@JustJimWillDo It could’ve been a lot worse.
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s terrible, terrible weather in Port Adelaide todaypic.twitter.com/psvRfCMYGAGA
@glengyron Mate. It’s Port Adelaide. What do you expect?
@morebento I might pop around to Pirate Life after this. I’d forgotten how many pubs there are in Port Adelaide, an… https://t.co/GyDLYt9fXX
RT @ruthmadievsky: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the Russian version of “have your cake and eat it too†is “eat fish and sit on…
Having a sip of a Wharfie in Port Adelaide. pic.twitter.com/YDalmYLLp6
@ApostrophePong Well that’s true, but I usually only get Thai snacks in a certain place where there is beer. ;) Als… https://t.co/UPEx5PPYur
SnarkyPlatypus Hi everybody. I am back
@PollHereford @mwyres @paulkidd Wow. Hot.
@ApostrophePong That’s a slightly different combination from what the C Bar has, but I’ve been introducing friends to Thai beer snacks.
@PollHereford @mwyres @paulkidd I think he’d still have a jacket with matching tie and pocket square while being to… https://t.co/VpBptY0YYr
“NBN shifts positive cash flow predictions out to 2023†by @dobes https://t.co/kQDXKm1fGt
GrogsGamut Maybe Uhlmann can tweet a photo of the gender neutral toilets on the plane. That might get Morrison to act #hometobilo
@paulkidd @burgotastic I am in Port Adelaide right now and it is lovely.
“Declassified documents suggest Australia did not support or plan for a peacekeeping mission in Timor Leste until t… https://t.co/JtEn8bbxUw
@burgotastic It is.
RT @paulkidd: Not sure if this is a stopped-clock situation or if Alan’s had a stroke. https://t.co/ONWj09ovdA
@DDsD @trentyarwood @jpwarren Sounds about right.
@munin I can’t see that going down too well in The America. ;)
@trentyarwood @jpwarren Was there any information on how we can accelerate this process?
RT @NikkiMcR: Jacob Wohl’s latest grift? Pretending to travel the world but forgetting to pose in front of a different fence. https://t.co/…
@munin It’s also interesting that CSIRONET dated back to 1963, six years before ARPANET.
@munin It’s a long way across the Pacific. ;)
@munin I assume that Defence had something, but here’s what existed before AARNet was built as part of that 1989 in… https://t.co/EyNNiGmB2C
There’s a website for this 30th Anniversary of the Australian Internet event. https://t.co/goj4yBdgOz I plan to go. https://t.co/meN9hXYRgE
@smperris I’m wonderful, thank you.
wolfcat Sydney you have changed… pic.twitter.com/nrFIRL9Xl5
@nschultz I just saw it a block over. :) I may well go there after a quiet ale.
Taking a train to Port Adelaide for no readily apparent reason.
RT @CroydonAirport: Fantastic front cover of this months @British_Airways inflight magazine High Life. Imperial Airways new terminal @Croyd…
best_in_dumbest Put the “Pot”
back in “Potatoes” pic.twitter.com/qBEfpFXTSO
SunTzuCyber “A cyber warrior only allows that which is needed. A cyber master questions why it is needed.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of Cyber War
@DylanLacey I’m surprised I ever survived a performance review. Maybe they weren’t a thing back then.
@mattcdef2000 @DylanLacey Shut up, Matt.
@jonoabroad @NicholasFryer I’m sure we will. I’m also expecting quite a lot of trolling. I only realised this morni… https://t.co/m94zC6Y18c
@DylanLacey I did once. :) 1985—1991 from memory.
RT @NewtonMark: Apparently that slightly discolored glass panel on the building up there is going to fall out, so everyone has to wait unti…
@jonoabroad @NicholasFryer We haven’t spoken about this yet. We may have time for both.
@aggerchez @lexiconvalley @JohnHMcWhorter Wow, it took me a while but that’s magical!
@NickyWill100 Hey. That would be excellent. Have they finished eating the wharf yet?
@mark_r_asser @NicholasFryer Oh, that time of year already? Maybe I should be nostalgic.
Hey @lexiconvalley @JohnHMcWhorter I’m sure I’m not the first to say this, but Kiribati is generally /ˌkɪrɪˈbæs/ no… https://t.co/FhVZgNnIQ2
@shermozle Well as I say, it hasn’t been announced yet.
@NicholasFryer Fri plan, confirmed: Laundry (almost done); brunch, somewhere; data wrangling; review notes; deal wi… https://t.co/KlzO6wtjEK
RT @flashman: you say democracy is better than communism but check out the respective cable management on the first American and Russian nu…
The Australian internet is about to turn 30. There’s a celebratory event on 31 October, though it hasn’t been forma… https://t.co/asRiGne8HH
@nickzoic “Bread tags� Is this a euphemism for something?
A diagram of all the ways in which you wearing purple improves my life as a gay man. pic.twitter.com/d8Yn5NSitP
RT @chrisjrn: EVERYTHING WATERFALL IS AGILE AGAIN https://t.co/TwxpUxE4fE
RT [PROTECTED]: I’m stealing this line for my annual performance review. https://t.co/9sASwk1pLu
@reselsnark Welcome to most people’s every day.
@dobes Pretty much, yeah.
Dealing with my own stupidity.
RT @noplain: Peak Adelaide https://t.co/95oC4HBw3H
GrogsGamut Must admit this is the first thing I thought of pic.twitter.com/gBCS5fn61D
@franksting I haven’t spoken with @NicholasFryer about recording yet, though I’ll be at his place across the weeken… https://t.co/8t07cme0eL
@stufromoz @NicholasFryer No, for a party.
@BXGD Ah yes of course. Goddam moist tropical climate! We don’t have a lot of that here.
@BXGD They’re looking rather good. Light and moisture, who knew? :)
@derekbradley @NicholasFryer That does appear to be the case, which probably means that @NicholasFryer will put me to work.
Fri plan, draft: Laundry; data wrangling; review notes; deal with the week’s loose ends; 1700 ACST drinks with… https://t.co/AK0njx60tM
RT @ConversationEDU: According to a genetic study of almost half a million people, there isn’t one ‘gay gene’ - there are loads https://t.c…
@sleepingdingo And how many people do you know who’ve had flights where nothing was stolen? :)
@aqualung Thank. I’m looking forward to the weekend’s activities.
@katgallow It’s better than dry and scratchy.
It’s going to be a lovely day in Adelaide todaypic.twitter.com/Wl4k0rHhSoSo
Friday. Make sure your working environment is soft and only slightly moist. Friday.
@NewtonMark @Aitch_El @yabbie5674 Plus I like it down the back.
@NewtonMark @Aitch_El @yabbie5674 To answer the original question, it allows me to duck in the rear door at the las… https://t.co/tQwHvWy0lK
I’m an hour late getting into Adelaide so I suspect that once I’m at the hotel it’ll take me a while to get to sleep.
@NewtonMark @simonhackett No it’s @vattenfallteam. They’re Dutch. I don’t know why I confused them for Canadians. Well, I’d been drinking.
@NewtonMark @simonhackett I told them I hope they lose.
I could not have been more wrong. It’s the Vattenfal Solar Team, a Dutch team competing in the Darwin to Adelaide s… https://t.co/L8TtEBLQSa
Touchdown Adelaide. https://t.co/1UnthDN8P6
OK, I seem to be seated among a group of young Canadian men who are part of a sports team. Gosh. Transmitters off. See you in Adelaide.
The view from 29A. https://t.co/T31b8td6IW
@sleepingdingo It goes under the seat. Unless you’re taking on board a whole bunch of shit you don’t need on the flight.
The Glamour of Flight. pic.twitter.com/4ehOL85lq3
Boarding. Well, sitting comfortably while others rush to board.
@sleepingdingo That’s why you check your bags.
STOP FUSSING EVERYONE BECAUSE EVERY FIVE MINUTES LATER THE PLANE DEPARTS MEANS FIVE MINUTES LESS TIME TO ENDURE IN ADELAIDE.
@franksting @dobes It’s something that has troubled so many of us for so long.
@DavidRDHeath Meh. My magic sky armchair will be ready when it’s ready.
Still, I’m loving all the brain geniuses who rush to stand in line at the slightest mention of boarding. YOU HAVE R… https://t.co/RRBxSe7UAJ
This looks slightly more realistic. pic.twitter.com/yKehdC1gIX
No, we are not yet boarding. There is no way we’re leaving at 2107. God I love asynchronous data feedspic.twitter.com/nZqVyK84sOsO
@DavidRDHeath Yeah, the app says we’re boarding but the screen in the lounge still just shows gate open. Then the a… https://t.co/VsIDHLIIQp
Hahahaha it just changed to 2105.
The schedule now says we depart at 2100 but the gate has only just opened with 13 minutes to go. Still, I might wan… https://t.co/entwjNBHp6
@joannejacobs Well, I try.
Hey @dobes this is a VERY good episode. https://t.co/vA9B45MJO9