Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 2nd, 2019

KetanJ0 It is no accident that society has begun to corrode and collapse in precise lockstep with the rise of massive intro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sI

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sovietvisuals 736-meter-long building located on Moscow’s Varshavskoe highway, built in the 1970s. Home of the Scientific and Res..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lY

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@bigyahu Perhaps all of these things.

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Is there a setting I can turn on to force them to hear me having sex? twitter.com/gcluley/status…

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@firstdogonmoon @Scottludlam I read that as “garlic peeing video” and maybe I should go to bed.

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Well that would be Prime Minister @ScottMorrisonMP then, but like we all knew that. The politics of this is disgust..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZL

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GODDAMMIT I SAID I DIDN’T WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.

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I don’t even know what the word “praxis” means. And I don’t want to know, because all the people who use it seem to be arsehats.

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And she’s not even from Adelaide! twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@ApostrophePong Those first two lines are great, eh? Rainy, station platform, why was I here? ;)

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@ApostrophePong You might like this plaque on the platform at Petersham station. The poem is at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UJ

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FadAstra Me: “remember the days before YouTube?”
Them: “No.” twitter.com/dmimno/status/…

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@ApostrophePong @garystark I only realised this as I started to listen to some of it. Sadly it might be another wee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i9

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@ApostrophePong There’s so many interesting little pieces around Sydney.

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Camgelting my poor dad was so proud of the watermelon he grew… turns out it was a big ass cucumber pic.twitter.com/pvQ8zMb5OT

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@wolfcat @JustJimWillDo Ouch! Also, the word you’re looking for is “rabbi”.

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@jeffsonstein I’ll take “Because they’re cunts” for 10, Brian. But then I’m Australian.

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Not an official jerkbird, @dobes @purserj, but still pretty jerky. twitter.com/MetroUK/status…

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@MatthewBevan @danilic @hungry_beast @giantdwarf To be fair, does it matter whether anyone comes or not? A 10-year..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wi

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Histreepix An excited crowd meets the Brexit dividend. Newhaven, 2020. pic.twitter.com/ffJ3Fmk3g1

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@ApostrophePong Right next to it there’s some lovely tiles in a Portuguese style, unveiled by the President of Port..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ya

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@ApostrophePong In answer to your question, @ApostrophePong, that Petersham subway mural is indeed an officially co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8h

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@glengyron Why would they do that? The news is depressing.

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@garthk I think the low 30s is the highest we’ve got it, something like 32 or 33, but maybe @ashabeeeee can remember?

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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I wrote this today. It contains 33 cybers and a questionable allusion to WW2. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@guillnoe @zdnetaustralia I am reliability informed that it has 33 cybers, which from memory is amongst @ashabeeeee and my top scorers.

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@dobes Oh, I read this as “I am a streaming tool” and thought you were on Twitch or something.

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australian government, spooks, and industry all on different cyber pages”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q9

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@NewtonMark @paulkidd I suspect the pilot had a lot on their mind at the time.

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dobes I AM STREAMING TOOL!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG

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@AboutTheHouse @TimWattsMP Have you thought of running a Friday meat raffle?

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@BundyB @GreenJ You know I used to work in radio, right?

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@GreenJ Bit early in the day for amyl, Jonathan.

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Hey @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes I did not know that this was a thing. @AboutTheHouse continues to amaze me. twitter.com/AboutTheHouse/…

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You may like some of the cyber here, @RealNickHodge. Or even the full speech from Mike Pezzullo…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SH

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australian government, spooks, and industry all on different cyber pages”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q9

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@DrRhysPockett I’m not entering into any of that kind of commentary because (a) I don’t follow it in enough detail..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3n

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@juhasaarinen @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren It arrived in my email this morning. Would you like a copy?

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains a Cyber Luftwaffe. No, really.

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Fuck zealots are so goddam tedious.

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@Itmechr3 You really do need a cuddle, don’t you. Getting all worked up because I didn’t happen to mention the enti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hu

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@Itmechr3 Yes, Petal. [Pats head gently.] Would you like a biscuit, or just a little bit of a cuddle?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @RHT_ebooks Sounds like a new fragrance: Ardern Fever.

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Note for the hard of thinking: This is an entirely separate issue from whether you think her crimes were committed..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ez

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Maybe it’s something to do with having committed serious crimes, and now with being in contempt of court in relatio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UG

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purserj Facebook marketplace is an interesting place pic.twitter.com/wLQFnZNGtU

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rohan_p ASIO has made a submission to parliament’s press freedom inquiry, but it’s classified pic.twitter.com/KqjXUyhG5v

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best_in_dumbest Be the “Rap”
in “Aromatherapy” pic.twitter.com/0iH2CLWPh9

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@SnarkyPlatypus @marcuskelson @SuperCroup @schlutes This is not uncommon, apparently. There’s also an episode of “C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nc

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@zdnetaustralia Getting dangerously close to doing some actual work.

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jonnorris12 It’s all very well using WW2 analogies to say we will get through Brexit, ‘spirit of the blitz’ and all that, but c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MC

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normative … I can think of a worse one. twitter.com/independent/st…

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jpwarren AusGov Cannot Computer pic.twitter.com/oLSxZvecBs

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GrogsGamut So things are going well. twitter.com/MrCsandDs/stat…

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MW_Unrest Shouts out to these McDonald’s workers in Paterson, NJ 💕 pic.twitter.com/LSegEvqBem

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@zdnetaustralia Fri plan, confirmed: Slow start (done); write for @zdnetaustralia (next); triage email; 1815 gyoza..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vb

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@tfswebb I have only ever heard them called them a “preserving jar”. Grew up in South Australia.

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This should also be a question for Asian Australians, because not all Asians are American. ;)

Attn:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g8

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“UWS uses Intel chips to create biologically-engineered foosball table” by @achanthadavong zdnet.com/article/uws-us…

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@GreenJ These are not good for you.

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@jpwarren @dobes @oysta @jeamland @chrisjrn All code is essentially , so it’s good to put it all in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nv

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@jpwarren @dobes @oysta @jeamland @chrisjrn The great thing about Perl is that you don’t need to check your inputs.

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@jpwarren @dobes @oysta @jeamland @chrisjrn I once wrote Extremely Readable™ Perl code that took a list of sub-doma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…23

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@DrRhysPockett @zdnetaustralia Well, it’s a Japanese place, so who can say?

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Fri plan, draft: Slow start, but a good one (in progress); write for @zdnetaustralia; triage email; 1815 gyoza grou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…At

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Note also that my description isn’t about the event’s conservative nature, because there’s some fine conservative t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kr

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Several people have suggested that I cover the conservative turdfest thing next week. No, it’s not going to happen.

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Histreepix The original designs for the handcart we are now going to hell in. Ringwood, 1867. pic.twitter.com/kHa4tMYeUx

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Sydney’s “winter” continues. I can’t complain. Obviously. pic.twitter.com/tuIPZiiU9K

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Hello to all the “people” in Sydney for . I hope you have fun. Not that I’ll be with you.

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Friday. Get the hose. Friday.

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