Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 20th, 2019

garystark Well, that’s a definitive set of options. What a bullshit headline. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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I think I know what the C in c-suite really stands for.

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@skwashd You get to choose between a cunt in the car and a pack of cunts in the c-suite.

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NathanaelB Who the fuck asked Google Maps if you can get bubble teas at Bunnings?

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No, I don’t use Twitter too much. I don’t. pic.twitter.com/4rRFyyo0eG

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@trib Ideally, I guess. :) Nah, I didn’t catch the nuances of all that because she powered through a lot of ideas.

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And that’s my final tweet from the Gartner Security & Risk Management Summit Thanks everyone. I’ll hashtag the stor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3i

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The four pillars of the future cyber building, organic something. pic.twitter.com/txFe8QFRjN

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Words are important. These lists are by a Google AI researcher whose name I didn’t catch. pic.twitter.com/4u1i8uECUv

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The application of Tragedy. You need to build the stories into the culture of your organisation. pic.twitter.com/erdXaNCntc

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“Tragedy happens when you are least attentive to tragedy,” Seebeck said.

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We’re going way down into Greek mythology which has more incest than “Game of Thrones”. Seebeck said that, not me.

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@DrCassCross Alas no, Gartner’s people tell me they’re not recorded.

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Seebeck is talking about the idea of “pattern language” for sharing our cyber war stories. She cites Charles Edel a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yU

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@HappySinger I’m pretty sure I used this story on a podcast. Maybe I need to revisit it.

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Next and also last for me today: “The Tragedy of Cyber Security” with Dr Lesley Seebeck, CEO of the ANU Cyber Insti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bv

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@voltagex Why are you telling me this? (Don’t answer that. But at least @GordyPls gets relevant recommendations.)

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@upulie Everyone deserves their own Trump.

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“The ADHA is simplifying its clinical terminology database with AWS” by @achanthadavong zdnet.com/article/the-ad…

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“US Department of Commerce frames new Huawei extension as transition period” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/us-dep…

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BernardKeane Prime Ministerial speeches to public servants — no matter who the PM is, or which side — are always dire. But Sco..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SS

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jason_koebler Apple accidentally unpatched a bug it had already fixed and now all up-to-date iPhones are vulnerable to hackers an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o1

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“Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has suggested people should ‘poop every other day’ as a way to save the planet…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9v

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@firstdogonmoon But it would mean that he wouldn’t have time to be anywhere else. This is my toxic containment policy.

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@firstdogonmoon I think we need an All-Gerard All-the-Time channel. Unless you have some other suggestions?

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@eldonnn No, this is a sincerely held belief. Or rather, a known fact.

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TheMandarinAU The head of the ABS, David Kalisch, is leaving the role in December. themandarin.com.au/114210-austral…

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@zdnetaustralia Tue plan, remainder, now that a wave of fatigue has struck: 1545 final keynote at the Gartner Secur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gM

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Well quality doesn’t come cheap, @dobes. twitter.com/meadea/status/…

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@HappySinger Or at least headline of the week of 16 August 2016. (I thought it looked familiar.)

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@awelder @parislord @GeorgeBludger If not more so. Mungo MacCallum says moving out of Canberra dramatically improve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6E

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Steve_Lockstep OH: “My partner and I just invested in a new marina.”
“Just one? Why just one sheep?”

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@shipw Yep, there’s been a shortage of cyber hexagons this year and I’m disappointed.

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@caseyjohnellis @k8em0 @Jo3Ram @ZDNet Afaik if Gartner does publish a video it’ll only be on their customer login t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yl

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@juhasaarinen Not really. Because I’m not 14 years old.

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Horizon has been getting an engineering mindset into the security team by hiring engineering graduates and sending..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5V

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Horizon’s focus areas for FY2020. GridEx is an exercise being run in December. pic.twitter.com/5EBZQqnvum

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This first “challenge” is about non-Horizon devices behind the smart meter sending data into their network to Make..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jf

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@AndrewRJamieson @caseyjohnellis @k8em0 @Jo3Ram @ZDNet L’esprit de l’escalier is something journalists have to live with. :)

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Campbell’s list of basis hygiene: User awareness programs; asset management and software inventory; vulnerability a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J2

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Oof! When Campbell started at Horizon they weren’t doing police checks or other vetting on employees in high-trust positions.

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Horizon also started getting some OT people to go to the JCSC threat briefings with the IT people. This helped get..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2k

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@caseyjohnellis @k8em0 @Jo3Ram @ZDNet Sometimes I reckon we needn’t bother publishing anything except the headline,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wG

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Taezar Is tandoori butt a thing?

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“What can DERMS orchestrate?” We always say “orchestrate” these days. pic.twitter.com/jLywrTwZKq

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As Horizon built its Distributed Energy Management System (DERMS, apparently) they embedded OT/SCADA people in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sy

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imdaintyaf Don’t date a man expecting to change him. At the end of the day he’ll still be a man, and you’ll have wasted your black candles and a goat.

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Next for me, another case study: “IT/OT Convergence – a Cultural Change” by Jeff Campbell, CISO at Horizon Power.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b5Ot

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@parislord @GeorgeBludger They have telephones in London now, so there’s not a whole lot of difference.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Relying on bug bounties ‘not appropriate risk management’: Katie Moussouris”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UF

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They’re both stupid shows for stupid people. Move on. twitter.com/newscomauHQ/st…

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GeorgeBludger There really should be courses on how to identify a “pragmatist” pic.twitter.com/8hCpwBRXd4

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botandy nothing I have ever seen in my life has made me more uncomfortable than this image pic.twitter.com/bxMzHGfdJd

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“Coach Morrison’s pep talk becomes a public spectacle” by @Stevie_Easton themandarin.com.au/114204-coach-m…

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JustJimWillDo Just the one bartender? Just the one patron?

I think not. twitter.com/NITV/status/11…

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As an aside, one of the Middle-Aged Men In Dark Jackets on stage isn’t a Middle-Aged White Man In A Dark Jacket. Di..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hZ

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As an adide, one of the Middle-Aged Men In Dark Jackets on stage isn’t a Middle-Aged White Man In A Dark Jacket. Di..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zp

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A mention of APRA’s new Prudential Standard CPS 234 Information Security. apra.gov.au/sites/default/… (PDF) This came i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dH

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Another theme is supply chain attacks. It’s interesting to hear that mentioned by financial services companies, but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…um

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One theme coming out of this panel is that in times of change — compliance, business process, transformation, etc —twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nxtZ

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glengyron Amazing twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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@jonoabroad Bah. There are important traditions to follow.

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Next for me: “Secureworks: Executive Panel | The trends and events shaping cyber security in ANZ” pic.twitter.com/GJ7tqDq61m

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Finally, a message for the blokes in the room: Think about confidence versus arrogance, and the misperception of both.

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ProfJeffJarviss Wherever you stand on Epstein, I think it’s very clear that the New York prison delivered a sub-optimal Customer Experience (CX).

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We’re suddenly a bit too far down into infrastructure scripting examples to tweet, but the message is really just t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mg

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AidanEstelle This is 1000% exactly not the information I wanted. pic.twitter.com/4nUhXhWf2m

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@mattcdef2000 Oh it’s a lot of them. I’ll do the calculation later.

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@_skeletonmeat Not all that many shitloads, I don’t think.

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“Here is the nosebleed slide,” he says. Security controls follow the data through its life cycle. pic.twitter.com/KmsriL52Ln

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Harrison says there’s 1900 laws applying to the private health insurance industry. The importance of governance is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e9

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Apparently Medibank has “an Olympic swimming poor or two” of physical documents. This is the correct unit of measure.

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tfswebb ah yes, the famously influential lobby groups for [checks notes] the poor pic.twitter.com/xuLviPx7eK

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@bigmac I am indeed at the thing, but not the fancy dinner obviously.

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@glengyron @dobes Look he’s improving but he’s no Clive Palmer.

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@bigmac @viveka @nnwakelam There’s a lot of excellent things going on here.

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@bigmac Hello. What have we done to deserve this?

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MattCowgill I can’t believe it’s been nearly 4 years since this incredible story theage.com.au/national/victo… pic.twitter.com/NwUMTkFY0d

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@Vian1138 @ThomsonMarkA @feraldata It’s certainly the traditional approach, yes.

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JoshBavas How the NZ press see the Alan Jones fiasco: pic.twitter.com/7WBRXKcCp7

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First up for me is a Case Study: “Putting Customer First – a Common Sense, Data-Centric Approach to Cybersecurity”twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2F1M

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I’m back at the Gartner Security & Risk Management Summit today and may tweet from it. Program at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pu

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dobes what the actual fucking fuck?!!? twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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notviking meal prepping has honestly changed my life i cannot recommend it enough pic.twitter.com/vQ3ssjp32V

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I see there’s been some discussion of yesterday’s story, which I’ll read once I’ve had a coffee. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Tue plan, outline draft: Sort out some logistics; Gartner Security & Risk Management Summit day two..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7j

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“Winter” continues in Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/XAc960ZrgO

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Tuesday. You were warned. Tuesday.

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HydeNS33k I introduced my boyfriend to Battlestar Galactica last night and y’all… he just pronounced Cylon as “Kai-lon.” pic.twitter.com/oswjgRhyeV

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