Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 12th, 2019

@jplonie The last thing this much-loved nation needs is me doing karaoke.

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@jplonie Nah, I’m already back at my hotel and pondering the best way of unwinding before bed. The restaurant was l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3Z

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I think @a_Klee has just judged me a piker for not continuing on for karaoke. It’s not quite 9pm, sure, but I have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x4

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@jplonie This is probably true. That, and they’re all too busy getting drunk right now.

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@jplonie I’m not sure how many of them use this terrible web site.

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@jplonie Look I agree, but some of them seem to take their responsibilities very seriously, despite frequently havi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T4

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It is getting very untidy down that end of the venue. Me, I’m sitting quietly with a beer, enjoying watching the di..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vq

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Kevin_Maguire “BOLLOCKS TO BREXIT” message in the top and bottom lines of today’s Guardian cryptic crossword is genius by setter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ud

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Ah. I think the “band” is various conference attendees in an open mic session?

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At the other end of the restaurant I can hear a band arcing up an instrumental version of “Hotel California”. This..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sf

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@franksting I don’t want to be That Guy. At least not until the main food is served.

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@jplonie @NewtonMark Yeah there’s gaps in their process, but four months ago Vanuatu CERT and police partnered with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZC

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Not visible: Dozens of tiny bats hunting insects by the river. pic.twitter.com/bGkhKPdh7q

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Som tum ped ped aroi maak. (Som tum made right in front of me is gorgeous, and now I’m riding the endorphin rush.)

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@johnb78 Sounds about right. I’ll ask around.

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@jplonie @NewtonMark I am at work. I’ve just found out about Chinese cybercrime in Vanuatu.

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Currently these “5-star luxury condos” are a muddy hole and a pile of pipes. pic.twitter.com/suLaz5Sp4Z

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@SnarkyPlatypus The songthaew going past are now labelled 30 baht per person not 20 baht. Rampant capitalism!

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@ApostrophePong @garthk Indeed. This is my first time in Chiang Mai, as you know, but I know what a wet season city..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wK

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@garthk @ApostrophePong Last time I was in Bangkok it was a July and it was WAY wetter than this time.

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@garthk Either way, are we in a drought? @ApostrophePong indicated that Bangkok is in a drought.

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A quiet beer, and then down to The River Market for dinner.

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thegeneralboard The Russian submarine Akula cruises past the armoured cruiser Rurik in 1913.

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@darrenpauli When are you kicking off your gardening vlog?

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Would someone be so kind as to look up the rainfall figures for Chiang Mai? September is meant to be the heart of t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RN

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@SnarkyPlatypus True, but Chiang Mai is particularly notorious. Narrow streets. No public transit beyond the red tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zA

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I’m seeing a few electric tuktuks though, which is nice.

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Watching the heart of Chiang Mai grind to a halt as its renowned traffic jams take hold.

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@Stevie_Easton You could drop a lot of snakes from a 747.

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@tacticalmaid Dunno, but the brief mention in Wikipedia says it would’ve been some sort of micro-fighter.

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@tacticalmaid Would it though? It’s just like refuelling but with a hook.

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So I have just learned of the Boeing 747 AAC airborne aircraft carrier concept. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_74… pic.twitter.com/UoIZLY210l

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ErrataRob The world is run by little ones and zeroes. Which side are you on?

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junglebougie fucking up and asking my coworkers “R U on K”

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NewtonMark R U OK, ALP? twitter.com/AdamBandt/stat…

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@zdnetaustralia Thu plan, 4.20pm ICT update: Tidy up loose ends* before calling it a day; 1830 APNIC 48 closing din..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0E

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This is an excellent gender ratio. It’s also kinda nice to be at a conference where us white guys are in a distinct..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zZ

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@NewtonMark @apnic @jpwarren @dobes Correct. But as Geoff says, right now it gets you the research funding.

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FXMC1957 PHOTO OF THE DAY: The first aerial photograph of Stonehenge (1906). pic.twitter.com/VNpDSyB0zy

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Wire brush.

(Sorry to hear, @markhumphries. Get well soon.) twitter.com/markhumphries/…

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campuscodi Most Android flashlight apps request an absurd number of permissions

-Avast tested 937 flashlight apps
-average of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9F

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@dobes @roweafr This is very good. I do wish they didn’t use the bad hash tag though. I’d like to see these without..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hZ

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SnarkyPlatypus We have always been at war with Eastasia twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…

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@SnarkyPlatypus For a moment there I thought you said “rootability” but now I see you said “notability”.

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@displayb333 Hahahaha you need professional help.

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@BDC8495 Yeah, this is what I do. It’s only slightly annoying because I use zerossl.com to make the cer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…28

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Number10cat My friend @PoliticalPics caught me mid-gallop (must have been on my way for lunch) pic.twitter.com/Dxl7fKJlmy

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Goddammit how can I get to Germany in two hours? twitter.com/GoatsThatStare…

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garius SKYNET: We will takeover the world. Nothing can stop us.
JOHN CONNOR: Which of these 9 pictures have traffic lights in?
SKYNET: Shit.

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Slowly, the Sydney’s George Street trams become a reality. twitter.com/johnb78/status…

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draftjournal Ursula K. Le Guin’s writing schedule = best writing schedule pic.twitter.com/dIGpdFeVnT

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Hosting providers who run WHM/cPanel but don’t install the Let’s Encrypt free SSL plugin because they only offer ov..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O5

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@sleepingdingo I hate encryption certificates. Everybody hates encryption certificates.

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–—BEGIN CERTIFICATE REQUEST–—

Kill me now.

–—END CERTIFICATE REQUEST–—

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CyberGovAU ALERT – SCAM EMAIL: The ACSC will never contact you by phone or email to request access to your computer. Nor willtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…vPNM

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JonoH There is a story behind every sign… pic.twitter.com/Jwc7dUsIaq

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curvygamerwife he’s going to suck his own dick twitter.com/samstein/statu…

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No criticism of our friends from Vietnam here. Getting this right in such a fast-growing internet economy is really..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2s

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Related: Vietnam is a mess. Sorry, I mean a challenge.

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Dividing by either human population or internet subscribers would be useful here, to get a per-capita measure. Beca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h4

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sovietvisuals Parachute tester Georgy Schmidt presenting his parachute design. Photo by Ivan Shagin, USSR, 1935 pic.twitter.com/Lyf76C7n7W

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@eddit0r @jpwarren @apnic @dobes @NewtonMark I’m pretty sure that’s already happened but I’m not going to hate-Google it.

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aftabsiddiqui Here is the verdict from Deployathon. The best and easy to use validator is @routinator3000 out of t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bo

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@apnic Geoff’s views on solving the BGP problem with machine learning are equally fun, and also very @jpwarren,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…20

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kiwibrew How do Pacific Island web users get to Wikipedia? Like this! pic.twitter.com/kZTrxMlDoo

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@apnic I always like hearing Geoff’s opinions. Whenever you feel that the entire internet is rubbish, and it’s a mi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w2

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ellenstrickland “Machine learning is just information bias written down in maths” 💯 @profElanor

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From Tuesday, @apnic’s ever-optimistic chief scientist Geoff Huston’s views on BGP, the protocol that controls rout..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6N

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cushbomb I am enjoying this high-key nutty version of Hillary Clinton. twitter.com/kg_ubu/status/…

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@HippyWizard @dobes @jeamland Ah, when cyberpunk was a thing! Now it’s just arseholes all the way down.

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carolineavenue TFW you find a graphic you’ve been looking for forever. In 1949, LIFE magazine broke it down: pic.twitter.com/RIo13OF3gl

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When you think about it, it’s completely logical that the PM is a big Cronulla Sharks fan.

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It also takes quite a bit of skill to piss down your own neck. Unless you play for the Cronulla Sharks. (Should I t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…es

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@SnarkyPlatypus I have been eating this sort of thing for breakfast all this week, though of course it has another..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jZ

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Mind you, it’s quite possible that Uber’s executive team are not all criminals.

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Given that Uber’s core “business” seems to me to be fleecing investors out of their money and pissing it down their..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kP

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peytnhaag my roommate broke up with his girlfriend last night at a fancy restaurant and she started bawling…. everyone thou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dO

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@jonoabroad @irisherself Never say I don’t do anything for you. Clear goals are important.

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@CarnegieEndow “After the first set of papers focused on future trends and the second set of papers focused on the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0Z

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New papers from my friends at the @CarnegieEndow Encryption Working Group, both on encryption and law enforcement…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qi

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@irisherself Well it’s true, but that doesn’t stop it being sold as a product. :)

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egavactip The site will operate under the name Camp Soylent Green. twitter.com/damianpaletta/…

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hughriminton With thanks to ⁦@JCE_PC⁩ .. pic.twitter.com/8gXRcMtlqf

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SJDJ Still not sure if cats are waves or particles. These experiments seem inconclusive. twitter.com/EveForster/sta…

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Totally relevant comment on @LowyInstitute’s Panel discussion: “What can we expect from Jokowi’s second term?”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…03

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@R_Chirgwin Those photos were taken around the same time in September and tagged an “early spring”. A shame we don’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cv

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@R_Chirgwin I reckon most of the time it’s because you stab the button violently, ensuring there’s motion blur. Bre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pn

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@R_Chirgwin Is there some reason you’re afraid to get close to that almond tree over in the distance there?

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Enno_Insinuator Look, they deployed in Tonga!
Take this, you CIOs of large enterprise organizations 😜
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@munin What are the odds the new firmware reset something to a really dumb default?

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@apnic Something something cooperation collaboration something do the simple things that are already in the interne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lu

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This is cool to see. @apnic gets its geeks together in a room to sign ROA keys for RPKI, that is, digitally signing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AP

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@seamus @slotty_au That is magical. “Never work with children or animals, or smart devices.”

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@AndrewHeslop It’s the only way to travel. (Literally true in some places.)

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@seamus @slotty_au To be fair to Optus, they were very quick to work out what was going on. They were just on edge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WP

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AntonyGreenABC Loved this Mad As Hell competition prize last night @shaunmicallef pic.twitter.com/Z5YQfCBUUW

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@zdnetaustralia It’s the last day of the conference, and most of the program is either technical tutorials or APNIC..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8o

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Thu plan, draft: Slow start (in progress); administrivia; write for @zdnetaustralia; 1600 ICT APNIC 48 conference c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Za

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More of this wet season weather is happening today, though it seems to me like the wet isn’t as wet as I’d imagined. pic.twitter.com/j5myCAYz4q

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Thursday. Sheets of blue plastic and a model railway. Why is it broken? Thursday.

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