Gorn.
I couldn’t eat a whole one. twitter.com/TheDanBarrett/…
@gavincostello @SnarkyPlatypus And the source of many more interesting maps!
@mattrubinstein @Modernister50 @ScottMorrisonMP Are we sure of anything these days?
MatthewBevan Guess he declassified the dog’s name then pic.twitter.com/AR5fvMb03u
ABSStats In the spirit of #Halloween today, we’ve picked the squad we want for the coming zombie apocalypse. Who do you want..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WC
@gavincostello @SnarkyPlatypus Ta.
Cchurchili @decolonialatlas Glad to see you posted my map. Anyone interested can see the original here:
flic.kr/p/25m6KUF
Well this account is very @SnarkyPlatypus content. twitter.com/decolonialatla…
decolonialatlas 8,000 years ago the Sahara wasn’t the desert it is today. It was a grassland dotted with shallow lakes. Ancient hum..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6M
@oberonsghost @upulie This is more than acceptable.
stilgherrian Hahaha oh God give me strength.
1. “National” for which nation(s)? Not international? Not regional and local?
2. Wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ky
stilgherrian And for your next trick, Jack:
1. Define “political advertising”.
2. Eat some goddam breakfast. twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1…
@SnarkyPlatypus Allow me to help.
@DamoTheGeek I am fine with regional English, but alas I didn’t explore the offer further.
Listening to “Evil Genius with Russell Kane” on Lou Reed. pca.st/722vi3um
@diverdutch @burgotastic @upulie The nearest martinis are somewhat distant, so there’s that problem.
@upulie Goddammit now I want a martini too.
chaser BREAKING NEWS: George Calombaris teams up with Woolworths to launch new line of cooked books chaser.com.au/general-news/g…
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @schlutes The verbal equivalent of that is the enthusiastic “I’m glad you asked!”
@SnarkyPlatypus @schlutes Keynote synced between MacBook Air and your IPhone are perfect for this.
@twiddlekins I am such the fool.
@AttardMon @MikeCarlton01 @Qantas Yep. If you ever see “How likely are you to recommend?” being asked, it’s feeding..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YF
Anyway, in theory by changing plans I’ve cut $20pm off my Telstra bill for the same data. In the app Telstra is als..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ru
@antoniodini @SnarkyPlatypus Look, it’s the bloody French in 1858… ;)
This definitely* will not happen. twitter.com/joneaves/statu…
@SnarkyPlatypus I’m with a human now, and she’s just fine.
I’ll skip the proffered up-sell, because I have self-control. pic.twitter.com/HRzS5fxE1f
I’m sure this will work. pic.twitter.com/1oT6e6sqkN
So both the Telstra 24/7 app and my.telstra.com.au say my iPad’s data plan is out of contract, but the custom..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kZ
This is where I am right now. pic.twitter.com/uiYFSkpQ09
TheOnion Silicon Valley Leaders Sit Down With Wildfire At Investment Meeting After Being Impressed By Its Rapid Expansion..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jy
BobcatRobin Idea for a YA postapoc dystopia novel: gender reveal parties have evolved to the point that a dozen teenagers are r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FJ
This is truly fascinating. Amongst a lot of other things, they’re reading out declassified transcripts of “remote v..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cw
Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus, a thread. twitter.com/bengrubb/statu…
@AttardMon @MikeCarlton01 @Qantas Welcome to Net Promoter Score (NPS). blog.usejournal.com/net-promoter-s…
danger5tv Works too well, well done @SilentHamish 🍹 twitter.com/silenthamish/s…
MilesKlee letting the Nazis win because a time-traveler showed you an emoji pic.twitter.com/DKnm2lwYtT
petercoffee “Historical data show that when the third interest rate cut is the last cut in the series, stocks get a healthy boo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eQ
mcnees If things seem a little more dystopian than usual, it’s probably because BLADE RUNNER happens in two days. pic.twitter.com/UtQkIsfyRv
Listening to @INTLSpyCast, “SpooooookyCast: DIA* Investigates the Paranormal” pca.st/ccf66p2v
* US Defense Intelligence Agency.
Some of you may quite like this @TwoSetViolin short film, “If Philip Glass was a Film” youtube.com/watch?v=gPtd6g…
@SnarkyPlatypus Yep. California gold rush kicked off in 1949, Victoria in 1951. So 1858 would have been around the height of both.
Modernister50 It appears @ScottMorrisonMP has lifted his catchphrase from a 1988 Channel 10 promo. pic.twitter.com/Qk8ewGQX32
I’m not sure that the folks departing Congo in 1858 count as “emigrants” as such. Whaddyareckon, @SnarkyPlatypus? twitter.com/MapPornTweet/s…
@MikeCarlton01 Why is the image backwards? Try this. pic.twitter.com/pqVaQ8e95H
JohnBirmingham True facts. twitter.com/loveozya/statu…
@juhasaarinen @CherylBernstein That? The ol’ sulphur-crested cockatoo (Cacatua galerita). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sulphur-c…
@jonoabroad Some hotels add a “tray charge” or whatever for providing crockery and cutlery and whatever, some don’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UK
“Colonial Australia’s foundation is stained with the profits of British slavery” by @PPDaley (21 Sep 2018)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tQ
Appreciating @steve_vladeck’s use of the word “fakakta”.
This is far from being a San Francisco thing, or even an American thing. Delivery from nearby restaurants and then..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FV
@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve seen good mentions of that book. Here’s a brief mention. theguardian.com/books/2012/mar…
snurbbotinfo Twitter reverses ban on trust. Well, that’s interesting…
@RealNickHodge @gathgwyn @MissBilqis Yeah I tried this once. It caused tensions.
@SnarkyPlatypus Hardly seems worth going for if the global market is US$4 billion while Australia’s annual iron ore..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DW
@SnarkyPlatypus Ask the librarian for some of the new releases. There’s been some fantastic stuff out lately.
CORRECTED: “A quest for global dominance: China’s appetite for rare earths” by David Uren aspistrategist.org.au/a-quest-for-gl… Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus.
Clearly I’m going to the wrong parties. twitter.com/samanthamaiden…
SnarkyPlatypus This has created a very awkward mental image twitter.com/samanthamaiden…
@MatthewBevan @australian This is definitely one for the pool room.
@glengyron I knew you’d approve.
“What can a Californian ferret teach us about the design challenges of today?” themandarin.com.au/119161-what-ca… Attn:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0l
@LividCephTaint One step at a time.
This seems like a move that Sydney should follow. twitter.com/__eel__/status…
Listening to the latest @NSLpodcast, “The House Has Voted to Authorize This Podcast” pca.st/qgf74af9
@MatthewBevan This is an excellent 20-minute presentation of the rise of Vladimir Putin. A must-listen. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
parisba California’s infrastructure is in a bad way twitter.com/_patmurray/sta…
DDsD Oh this should be interesting. #boomers pic.twitter.com/ktzV5FrcNT
Listening to the latest “Russia, If You’re Listening” from @MatthewBevan, “From spymaster to president”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vv
AusElectoralCom Reminder: 2019 federal election disclosure returns will be published at 9am (AEDT) this Monday -..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i9
@DanielAndrewsMP @VictoriaPolice Re this apparent white supremacist gesture by a Victoria Police officer, VICPOL ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1l
Airminded The first use of something like the phrase “tyranny of distance” in Trove is in 1916, by Mary Foster, organiser of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sk
tfswebb this is a very hardworking relative clause pic.twitter.com/qlygjua6il
Currently listening to the latest @RatlSecurity podcast, The “There’s No Whimpering in Podcasting” Edition pca.st/nwuj56j8
Thu plan, an unfortunate update, a forward-looking clarification: I’ll just work slowly through the random tiny ite..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N7
@SnarkyPlatypus It look like UNSW records them, so I’ll watch out for that.
Histreepix Exhausted Britons “power-nap” between elections. London, 2017. pic.twitter.com/zlUsewaq4C
I think I might ignore my replies for a while.
@moylecroft Yeah I’m pretty sure it’s within known parameters, or whatever.
Thu plan, an unfortunate update: A morning of sudden fatigue and relentless bathroom urgencies means that the plann..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZE
ndrew_lawrence Actually just said by Donald Trump Jr: “I wish my name was Hunter Biden. I could go abroad and make millions off my..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ez
NSWRFS Smoke currently being experienced across Sydney, Hunter & Illawarra has drifted south from large fires burning in n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…au
This one is less confusing. pic.twitter.com/72jmLpfIEC
Very @SnarkyPlatypus content, though its tonight and that’s short notice. twitter.com/DalrympleWill/…
Well this is surprising* twitter.com/MattZeitlin/st…
I seem to have found another “confusing category”. pic.twitter.com/KgLgu0VAv3
@Viss We all have needs. pic.twitter.com/QOsrXkHyCp
BernieSanders No one was supposed to find out about this. twitter.com/TheOnion/statu…
Let it be known that @Viss wants to harass fish. twitter.com/Viss/status/11…
cameronwilson sound the 🚨🚨🚨TRUMP ALERT🚨🚨🚨
An Australian woman is trying to sell an autographed copy of Art of The Deal in a Sydn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…39
cashbonez If we fight for the rights of journalists, politicians, and celebrities, their rights will trickle down on the rest of us
Hahaha oh God give me strength.
1. “National” for which nation(s)? Not international? Not regional and local?
2. Wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ky
@manaz_d @expectproblems No problem. I seem to remember there’s some better consolidated messaging but can’t find it just now.
beefanddairy Before the Twitter ban on political advertising comes in…
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I’d missed this @davpope from the other day. @SnarkyPlatypus and @dobes might like it. pic.twitter.com/8lqfuOaUyu
Mr @davpope from today’s @canberratimes. pic.twitter.com/o0LLB5FtzX
evcricket Original formula Codral would have been *great* pic.twitter.com/63hRzj7EoW
OK then. twitter.com/TexanInOz/stat…
@SnarkyPlatypus Sigh.
@manaz_d @expectproblems The AQI data alerts are, for media, at 4pm and for anyone here live…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h2
[Closes door. Deploys chemical weapons.]
@manaz_d @expectproblems You can point straight at Teh Medias for that, because there’s a daily feed from RFS NSW a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JK
Me: “It’s a little stuffy in here. I’ll open the door.”
Ten seconds later: [House fills with flies.]
@SnarkyPlatypus Counterpoint: Maybe you should, if you want The Good Drugs™.
computerfact programmers are always worried about “source code” but never “destination code” because they have no idea where any of this is headed
My dream last night included the discovery that angels are in fact complete jerks, at least the ones that are morta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ym
MatthewBevan “rt is A NormAl newS OutlET likE thE Abc Or bbc” pic.twitter.com/lvR6wGjjIJ
Rosievix Anyone else looked twice ?? Like I just had to 😳😂😂 pic.twitter.com/B4LAN9MTG3
@expectproblems @manaz_d I will also say “hazard reduction” is not “backburning” but then I will leave it at that.
@NewtonMark I can’t help but think that’s kinda missing the point.
@jonoabroad I might leave them until another day.
@CADbloke Even better.
Thu plan, draft: The broad theme is “Sort out all the things in the Mountains.” This includes data wrangling; more..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gI
LBC James O’Brien sums up the Tory election slogan: “Vote Conservative to undo 10 years of Conservative policies.”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ol
Pinboard “Although these ads represent a negligible fraction of our revenue, we remain committed to the destruction of democ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f2
ellle_em OK I HAVE DONE IT
I HAVE CREATED AN ACCURATE REGIONAL MAP OF THE UNITED STATES
BASK IN MY BRILLIANCE pic.twitter.com/nTPP6lsjxW
NewtonMark That thing when they’re booked in between 8am and 12pm, and you know they’ll decide you’d not home and won’t come b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8h
@NewtonMark Voom!
@NewtonMark I wasn’t brave enough to say that.
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @rohan_p @juhasaarinen This is a bit cruel though. twitter.com/Billy1Birdy/st…
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @rohan_p @juhasaarinen “‘Job Title’ is a mandatory field.”
And for your next trick, Jack:
1. Define “political advertising”.
2. Eat some goddam breakfast. twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1…
Well this is very @NewtonMark content. twitter.com/DeptDefence/st…
@morebento And people wonder whether they should take a backup drive with them when travelling.
seankent I’m dying at how poorly photoshopped this is. You can see the edges on the dog. 😂😂😂 twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
So this is what happens when you reconnect your second backup drive after a month away, macOS and iOS updates, all..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L6
@SnarkyPlatypus Excellent. Maybe @dobes and @rohan_p and @juhasaarinen and I need to do the “interactive quiz”.
@SnarkyPlatypus OK maybe it is smog after all, because of the fog component. Which is to say, a low-level temperatu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7g
Hahaha yeah I noticed. pic.twitter.com/x5zDN4fiNL
@SnarkyPlatypus Technically not smog, but yeah.
@manaz_d @expectproblems Oh whacko. I’m guessing they’re also old enough to kinda have to go out?
@SnarkyPlatypus Good morning. Hope you’re enjoying the air quality.
We have spring in the Blue Mountains as well today. pic.twitter.com/cHo8reHXB8
Indeed, quite poor. environment.nsw.gov.au/aqms/aqi.htm pic.twitter.com/WbSKmOBjnk
expectproblems “Poor” is an understatement. twitter.com/ABCemergency/s…
Thursday. Please make sure that all cupboard doors are closed between 11am and midday. Check carefully. Thursday.
anthonypesec This is one of many economic reasons that demonstrate why Australia needs to transition away from a heavy reliance..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y5
@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo It’s a fair way off.
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Fresh in our memories. pic.twitter.com/svLNs2raSJ
@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo Sure.
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Let’s see.
stilgherrian Seriously. Non-violent protesters are thumped with batons, hit with the ol’ pepper spray, and trampled by horses, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9c
@SnarkyPlatypus Exactly. pic.twitter.com/4kJDV9n1AR
MarquisO It was only after the celebrity chef Illuminati had secretly penetrated the boards of our top brands that we realis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fg
NavalInstitute Despite their aversion to water, cats are well-suited for life on the ocean because they produce their own vitamin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jV
We should set fire to everything more often. twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…
ICYMI this morning, my excellent dream. You’re welcome. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s all a bit so-what I thought.
SwedishCanary If we could just convince all Funeral Directors to tie the shoelaces of the deceased together it would make for one..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hS
So @NewtonMark would you be up for this? twitter.com/USCG/status/11…
USCG In 1945, Salty, the mascot at Air Station San Diego, became the first cat to take part in a rescue mission when she..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WD
USCG In 1945, Salty, the mascot at Air Station San Diego, became the first cat to take part in a rescue mission when she..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WD
Histreepix A doctor helps explain to Nobel Prize winner Albert Einstein why Robbie left Take That. Princeton, 1995. pic.twitter.com/wtY1OlYBUj
I hope @SnarkyPlatypus has seen this. twitter.com/AlboMP/status/…
OK, “pickled herring” since you are all so fuckin’ hung up on speling.
Listening to the latest @Herring1967 (who has blocked me) RHLSTP podcast with @BobbyMair and it’s quite good. pca.st/beihog0r
@hungoverbunny More for me.
I like picked herring.
fesshole I once had ‘slap foot’, an early indication of Muscular Dystrophy. Turns out it wasn’t MD, I had a trapped nerve kn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f1
kels_316 Come live our #philausophy pic.twitter.com/eUrkHBNvbL
@joelpmichael @bunjaree Nah, that’s long since gone.
Hey @dobes @purserj this chicken is out of control. Honk! twitter.com/klara_sjo/stat…
P1ayerOne @SnarkyPlatypus They should have gone further and done clever riffs on the thoughts of Sozcrates, Aristaustle, Imma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ET
Wed plan, remainder: Eat the chicken (not a euphemism); settle back into “my” @bunjaree spot, including a look into..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rQ
@joelpmichael @bunjaree I haven’t dared look in the fridge yet.
@bunjaree Also to greet me, all “my” Waratah in flower, though they’re a little past their prettiest stage. pic.twitter.com/23FwvDcfr6
Here to greet me at @bunjaree, the world’s smallest strawberry. pic.twitter.com/3ub25uA9tb
WarrenIsDead The current joke-to-reality turnaround appears to be almost exactly three years twitter.com/WarrenIsDead/s…
KCCINews Blast from Waukee gender reveal felt over 2 miles away kcci.com/article/gender… pic.twitter.com/UhsfwswsSk
Ten minutes to Wentworth Falls.
Cool. More electricity available for Victoria Police to charge up their Tasers. twitter.com/LilyDAmbrosioM…
jpwarren “Do as we say or we’ll beat you up” does not make me feel safe around police. twitter.com/BenjaminMillar…
AtticusThomas Australian arms dealers are the loosest units. pic.twitter.com/xD4qptJMYG
Fair enough. pic.twitter.com/dbzccfeuHF
“Victorian Cops Join In On Spring Carnival By Injuring Horses In The Interests Of Millionaires” betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/…
@johnb78 Happy Trails! #likeasnail
@petstarr This is art!
@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup At least Pad Thai is an actual dish.
@SuperCroup I particularly like that Pad Thai is their go-to EKZOTIK FEWD.
SuperCroup These two go nicely together hey pic.twitter.com/fZQof3RAQh
@reselsnark @bunjaree @trollantechinus I’m pretty sure I muted that account.
@petstarr Challenge accepted!
@mikewsc1 @GuardianAus @naamanzhou It’s cruel.
@GuardianAus @naamanzhou Though how Naaman can love the Barossa / Nick Cave advert (correct) but not like Run Rabbit Run is a mystery.
@GuardianAus That said, “what you hear before you enter a large, sealed compound in Utah” is definitely an apt desc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2e
Wow. What an abusive workplace is @GuardianAus. twitter.com/mikewsc1/statu…
techoglot Oh, @NBN_Australia, you absolute arsehats.
We want MORE upload speed, not less. MORE! pic.twitter.com/oUcnKY7jzn
@juhasaarinen @alliecoyne @R_Chirgwin Is “the sea cucumber of tech journalism” a thing? Because you could be that.
@flowblok @davispg One of the bags has microphone stands and the like. Maybe I should add a sawn-off shotgun to the mix.
Crossing the Nepean, and I’m posting a photo for the first time in ages. I’m not sure whether I’ll resume or not. instagram.com/p/B4OunmAgAxg/…
After not having been at the @bunjaree hidey-hole for two months I wonder what’s living in the fridge.
@SnarkyPlatypus @EdithBiafra Here you go. pic.twitter.com/rhJrr5EZdP