Gorn.
I couldn’t eat a whole one. https://t.co/4UcYzgIB85
@gavincostello @SnarkyPlatypus And the source of many more interesting maps!
@mattrubinstein @Modernister50 @ScottMorrisonMP Are we sure of anything these days?
RT @MatthewBevan: Guess he declassified the dog’s name then https://t.co/AR5fvMb03u
RT @ABSStats: In the spirit of #Halloween today, we’ve picked the squad we want for the coming zombie apocalypse. Who do you want on your t…
@gavincostello @SnarkyPlatypus Ta.
Cchurchili @decolonialatlas Glad to see you posted my map. Anyone interested can see the original here:
flic.kr/p/25m6KUF
Well this account is very @SnarkyPlatypus content. https://t.co/zaY7e1s1Xi
RT @decolonialatlas: 8,000 years ago the Sahara wasn’t the desert it is today. It was a grassland dotted with shallow lakes. Ancient humans…
@oberonsghost @upulie This is more than acceptable.
RT @stilgherrian: Hahaha oh God give me strength.
1. “National†for which nation(s)? Not international? Not regional and local?
2. Which le…
RT @stilgherrian: And for your next trick, Jack:
1. Define “political advertisingâ€.
2. Eat some goddam breakfast. https://t.co/vzitEYYH2j
@SnarkyPlatypus Allow me to help.
@DamoTheGeek I am fine with regional English, but alas I didn’t explore the offer further.
Listening to “Evil Genius with Russell Kane†on Lou Repca.st/722vi3umEStQ
@diverdutch @burgotastic @upulie The nearest martinis are somewhat distant, so there’s that problem.
@upulie Goddammit now I want a martini too.
RT @chaser: BREAKING NEWS: George Calombaris teams up with Woolworths to launch new line of cooked books https://t.co/PySNjy8j98
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @schlutes The verbal equivalent of that is the enthusiastic “I’m glad you asked!â€
@SnarkyPlatypus @schlutes Keynote synced between MacBook Air and your IPhone are perfect for this.
@twiddlekins I am such the fool.
@AttardMon @MikeCarlton01 @Qantas Yep. If you ever see “How likely are you to recommend?†being asked, it’s feeding… https://t.co/65WkqCeTYF
Anyway, in theory by changing plans I’ve cut $20pm off my Telstra bill for the same data. In the app Telstra is als… https://t.co/HDFRhO7Fru
@antoniodini @SnarkyPlatypus Look, it’s the bloody French in 1858… ;)
This definitely* will not happen. https://t.co/Js4deyqyBf
@SnarkyPlatypus I’m with a human now, and she’s just fine.
I’ll skip the proffered up-sell, because I have self-controlpic.twitter.com/HRzS5fxE1f1f
I’m sure this will workpic.twitter.com/1oT6e6sqkNkN
So both the Telstra 24/7 app and https://t.co/kww1bEeZ1M say my iPad’s data plan is out of contract, but the custom… https://t.co/aQDDG9SIkZ
This is where I am right now. pic.twitter.com/uiYFSkpQ09
RT @TheOnion: Silicon Valley Leaders Sit Down With Wildfire At Investment Meeting After Being Impressed By Its Rapid Expansion https://t.co…
RT @BobcatRobin: Idea for a YA postapoc dystopia novel: gender reveal parties have evolved to the point that a dozen teenagers are released…
This is truly fascinating. Amongst a lot of other things, they’re reading out declassified transcripts of “remote v… https://t.co/PBwXpV6fcw
Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus, a thread. https://t.co/182zH8kD25
@AttardMon @MikeCarlton01 @Qantas Welcome to Net Promoter Score (NPS). https://t.co/MgIpBJ8Dk2
RT @CptHollingworth: SPLOOSH https://t.co/QbIIFZS0SL
RT @danger5tv: Works too well, well done @SilentHamish 🹠https://t.co/CGIfor2W61
MilesKlee letting the Nazis win because a time-traveler showed you an emoji pic.twitter.com/DKnm2lwYtT
RT @petercoffee: “Historical data show that when the third interest rate cut is the last cut in the series, stocks get a healthy boost in t…
Listening to @INTLSpyCast, “SpooooookyCast: DIA* Investigates the Paranormalpca.st/ccf66p2vkyVL
* US Defense Intelligence Agency.
Some of you may quite like this @TwoSetViolin short film, “If Philip Glass was a Film†https://t.co/grOupaahLl
@SnarkyPlatypus Yep. California gold rush kicked off in 1949, Victoria in 1951. So 1858 would have been around the height of both.
Modernister50 It appears @ScottMorrisonMP has lifted his catchphrase from a 1988 Channel 10 promo. pic.twitter.com/Qk8ewGQX32
I’m not sure that the folks departing Congo in 1858 count as “emigrants†as such. Whaddyareckon, @SnarkyPlatypus? https://t.co/8zopCIriGz
@MikeCarlton01 Why is the image backwards? Try this. pic.twitter.com/pqVaQ8e95H
RT @JohnBirmingham: True facts. https://t.co/Rg9k7hIff0
@juhasaarinen @CherylBernstein That? The ol’ sulphur-crested cockatoo (Cacatua galerita). https://t.co/BH4Oim9jBd
@jonoabroad Some hotels add a “tray charge†or whatever for providing crockery and cutlery and whatever, some don’t… https://t.co/mNnD3IyjUK
“Colonial Australia’s foundation is stained with the profits of British slavery†by @ppdaley (21 Sep 2018)… https://t.co/Ky41UoJPtQ
Appreciating @steve_vladeck’s use of the word “fakaktaâ€.
This is far from being a San Francisco thing, or even an American thing. Delivery from nearby restaurants and then… https://t.co/JiDoH1eyFV
@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve seen good mentions of that book. Here’s a brief mention. https://t.co/JyhlNgdYjM
snurbbotinfo Twitter reverses ban on trust. Well, that’s interesting…
@RealNickHodge @gathgwyn @MissBilqis Yeah I tried this once. It caused tensions.
@SnarkyPlatypus Hardly seems worth going for if the global market is US$4 billion while Australia’s annual iron ore… https://t.co/7RYFYXXCDW
@SnarkyPlatypus Ask the librarian for some of the new releases. There’s been some fantastic stuff out lately.
CORRECTED: “A quest for global dominance: China’s appetite for rare earths†by David Uren https://t.co/pDqlhtD38k Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus.
Clearly I’m going to the wrong parties. https://t.co/i8rl5johMY
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: This has created a very awkward mental image https://t.co/mS3tg2RSil
@MatthewBevan @australian This is definitely one for the pool room.
@glengyron I knew you’d approve.
“What can a Californian ferret teach us about the design challenges of today?†https://t.co/U6K65b5EXq Attn:… https://t.co/BS6P4hFM0l
@LividCephTaint One step at a time.
This seems like a move that Sydney should follow. https://t.co/ZMyhhSfC9S
Listening to the latest @NSLpodcast, “The House Has Voted to Authorize This Podcastpca.st/qgf74af9hCVG
@MatthewBevan This is an excellent 20-minute presentation of the rise of Vladimir Putin. A must-listen. https://t.co/t4EIrS01lD
RT @parisba: California’s infrastructure is in a bad way https://t.co/a5WwXOFRv9
DDsD Oh this should be interesting. #boomers pic.twitter.com/ktzV5FrcNT
Listening to the latest “Russia, If You’re Listening†from @MatthewBevan, “From spymaster to presidentâ€â€¦ https://t.co/HBsL2XbUvv
@DanielAndrewsMP @VictoriaPolice Re this apparent white supremacist gesture by a Victoria Police officer, VICPOL ha… https://t.co/YTk95gkL1l
RT @Airminded: The first use of something like the phrase “tyranny of distance†in Trove is in 1916, by Mary Foster, organiser of the WA Fa…
tfswebb this is a very hardworking relative clause pic.twitter.com/qlygjua6il
Currently listening to the latest @RatlSecurity podcast, The “There’s No Whimpering in Podcasting†Edpca.st/nwuj56j87vyRB9
Thu plan, an unfortunate update, a forward-looking clarification: I’ll just work slowly through the random tiny ite… https://t.co/lau7cDsEN7
@SnarkyPlatypus It look like UNSW records them, so I’ll watch out for that.
Histreepix Exhausted Britons “power-nap” between elections. London, 2017. pic.twitter.com/zlUsewaq4C
I think I might ignore my replies for a while.
@moylecroft Yeah I’m pretty sure it’s within known parameters, or whatever.
Thu plan, an unfortunate update: A morning of sudden fatigue and relentless bathroom urgencies means that the plann… https://t.co/KCQakVtxZE
RT @ndrew_lawrence: Actually just said by Donald Trump Jr: “I wish my name was Hunter Biden. I could go abroad and make millions off my fat…
RT @NSWRFS: Smoke currently being experienced across Sydney, Hunter & Illawarra has drifted south from large fires burning in northern NSW,…
This one is less confusing. pic.twitter.com/72jmLpfIEC
Very @SnarkyPlatypus content, though its tonight and that’s short notice. https://t.co/WmJ1e5mqXi
Well this is surprising* https://t.co/SN2HmZ9cjW
I seem to have found another “confusing categoryâpic.twitter.com/KgLgu0VAv3VAv3
@Viss We all have needs. https://t.co/QOsrXkHyCp
RT @BernieSanders: No one was supposed to find out about this. https://t.co/cx4vQtFC28
Let it be known that @Viss wants to harass fish. https://t.co/QAAfvRONyD
RT @cameronwilson: sound the 🚨🚨🚨TRUMP ALERT🚨🚨🚨
An Australian woman is trying to sell an autographed copy of Art of The Deal in a Sydney fa…
cashbonez If we fight for the rights of journalists, politicians, and celebrities, their rights will trickle down on the rest of us
Hahaha oh God give me strength.
1. “National†for which nation(s)? Not international? Not regional and local?
2. Wh… https://t.co/WJl9ClQAKy
@manaz_d @expectproblems No problem. I seem to remember there’s some better consolidated messaging but can’t find it just now.
beefanddairy Before the Twitter ban on political advertising comes in…
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I’d missed thi@davpopepe from the other day@SnarkyPlatypusus an@dobeses might like itpic.twitter.com/8lqfuOaUyuyu
Mr @davpope from today’@canberratimesespic.twitter.com/o0LLB5FtzXzX
evcricket Original formula Codral would have been *great* pic.twitter.com/63hRzj7EoW
OK then. https://t.co/ikUTZh7Nii
@SnarkyPlatypus Sigh.
@manaz_d @expectproblems The AQI data alerts are, for media, at 4pm and for anyone here live.… https://t.co/25BGSfl2h2
[Closes door. Deploys chemical weapons.]
@manaz_d @expectproblems You can point straight at Teh Medias for that, because there’s a daily feed from RFS NSW a… https://t.co/89Ux3dNZJK
Me: “It’s a little stuffy in here. I’ll open the door.â€
Ten seconds later: [House fills with flies.]
@SnarkyPlatypus Counterpoint: Maybe you should, if you want The Good Drugsâ„¢.
computerfact programmers are always worried about “source code” but never “destination code” because they have no idea where any of this is headed
My dream last night included the discovery that angels are in fact complete jerks, at least the ones that are morta… https://t.co/KjRUK8eqYm
RT @MatthewBevan: “rt is A NormAl newS OutlET likE thE Abc Or bbc†https://t.co/lvR6wGjjIJ
RT @Rosievix: Anyone else looked twice ?? Like I just had to 😳😂😂 https://t.co/B4LAN9MTG3
@expectproblems @manaz_d I will also say “hazard reduction†is not “backburning†but then I will leave it at that.
@NewtonMark I can’t help but think that’s kinda missing the point.
@jonoabroad I might leave them until another day.
@CADbloke Even better.
Thu plan, draft: The broad theme is “Sort out all the things in the Mountains.†This includes data wrangling; more… https://t.co/2TLT1GIbgI
RT @LBC: James O’Brien sums up the Tory election slogan: “Vote Conservative to undo 10 years of Conservative policies.”
@mrjamesob | #Gene…
RT @Pinboard: “Although these ads represent a negligible fraction of our revenue, we remain committed to the destruction of democracy on pr…
RT @ellle_em: OK I HAVE DONE IT
I HAVE CREATED AN ACCURATE REGIONAL MAP OF THE UNITED STATES
BASK IN MY BRILLIANCE https://t.co/nTPP6lsjxW
RT @NewtonMark: That thing when they’re booked in between 8am and 12pm, and you know they’ll decide you’d not home and won’t come back for…
@NewtonMark Voom!
@NewtonMark I wasn’t brave enough to say that.
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @rohan_p @juhasaarinen This is a bit cruel though. https://t.co/v5wX2uAQL1
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @rohan_p @juhasaarinen “‘Job Title’ is a mandatory field.â€
And for your next trick, Jack:
1. Define “political advertisingâ€.
2. Eat some goddam breakfast. https://t.co/vzitEYYH2j
Well this is very @NewtonMark content. https://t.co/erEP16aNxj
@morebento And people wonder whether they should take a backup drive with them when travelling.
RT @seankent: I’m dying at how poorly photoshopped this is. You can see the edges on the dog. 😂😂😂 https://t.co/0rd86UMCiO
So this is what happens when you reconnect your second backup drive after a month away, macOS and iOS updates, all… https://t.co/FJDRCGRrL6
@SnarkyPlatypus Excellent. Maybe @dobes and @rohan_p and @juhasaarinen and I need to do the “interactive quizâ€.
@SnarkyPlatypus OK maybe it is smog after all, because of the fog component. Which is to say, a low-level temperatu… https://t.co/LeDFv2vW7g
Hahaha yeah I noticed. pic.twitter.com/x5zDN4fiNL
@SnarkyPlatypus Technically not smog, but yeah.
@manaz_d @expectproblems Oh whacko. I’m guessing they’re also old enough to kinda have to go out?
@SnarkyPlatypus Good morning. Hope you’re enjoying the air quality.
We have spring in the Blue Mountains as well today. pic.twitter.com/cHo8reHXB8
Indeed, quite poor. environment.nsw.gov.au/aqms/aqi.htm pic.twitter.com/WbSKmOBjnk
RT @expectproblems: “Poor†is an understatement. https://t.co/8eQoZQukGM
Thursday. Please make sure that all cupboard doors are closed between 11am and midday. Check carefully. Thursday.
RT @anthonypesec: This is one of many economic reasons that demonstrate why Australia needs to transition away from a heavy reliance on coa…
@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo It’s a fair way off.
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Fresh in our memories. pic.twitter.com/svLNs2raSJ
@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo Sure.
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Let’s see.
RT @stilgherrian: Seriously. Non-violent protesters are thumped with batons, hit with the ol’ pepper spray, and trampled by horses, but one…
@SnarkyPlatypus Exactly. pic.twitter.com/4kJDV9n1AR
RT @MarquisO: It was only after the celebrity chef Illuminati had secretly penetrated the boards of our top brands that we realised reality…
RT @NavalInstitute: Despite their aversion to water, cats are well-suited for life on the ocean because they produce their own vitamin C an…
We should set fire to everything more often. https://t.co/rQDsDpTmHm
ICYMI this morning, my excellent dream. You’re welcome. https://t.co/8lv9zVzX6q
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s all a bit so-what I thought.
RT @SwedishCanary: If we could just convince all Funeral Directors to tie the shoelaces of the deceased together it would make for one pret…
So @NewtonMark would you be up for this? https://t.co/C25YngmrvX
RT @USCG: In 1945, Salty, the mascot at Air Station San Diego, became the first cat to take part in a rescue mission when she stowed away w…
RT @USCG: In 1945, Salty, the mascot at Air Station San Diego, became the first cat to take part in a rescue mission when she stowed away w…
Histreepix A doctor helps explain to Nobel Prize winner Albert Einstein why Robbie left Take That. Princeton, 1995. pic.twitter.com/wtY1OlYBUj
I hope @SnarkyPlatypus has seen this. https://t.co/xarAghnYYU
OK, “pickled herring†since you are all so fuckin’ hung up on speling.
Listening to the latest @Herring1967 (who has blocked me) RHLSTP podcast with @BobbyMair and it’s quite goodpca.st/beihog0rQ9
@hungoverbunny More for me.
I like picked herring.
RT @fesshole: I once had ‘slap foot’, an early indication of Muscular Dystrophy. Turns out it wasn’t MD, I had a trapped nerve kneeling for…
kels_316 Come live our #philausophy pic.twitter.com/eUrkHBNvbL
@joelpmichael @bunjaree Nah, that’s long since gone.
Hey @dobes @purserj this chicken is out of control. Honk! https://t.co/dBXA0gNhJr
RT @P1ayerOne: @SnarkyPlatypus They should have gone further and done clever riffs on the thoughts of Sozcrates, Aristaustle, Immanuel Stra…
Wed plan, remainder: Eat the chicken (not a euphemism); settle back into “my†@bunjaree spot, including a look into… https://t.co/pMVhFFkFrQ
@joelpmichael @bunjaree I haven’t dared look in the fridge yet.
@bunjaree Also to greet me, all “my†Waratah in flower, though they’re a little past their prettiest spic.twitter.com/23FwvDcfr6vDcfr6
Here to greet me at @bunjaree, the world’s smallest strawberrypic.twitter.com/3ub25uA9tbtb
RT @WarrenIsDead: The current joke-to-reality turnaround appears to be almost exactly three years https://t.co/G3lZLgTJdr
RT @KCCINews: Blast from Waukee gender reveal felt over 2 miles away https://t.co/wH1npl6UxQ https://t.co/UhsfwswsSk
Ten minutes to Wentworth Falls.
Cool. More electricity available for Victoria Police to charge up their Tasers. https://t.co/uF4HkmhSWt
RT @jpwarren: “Do as we say or we’ll beat you up” does not make me feel safe around police. https://t.co/R1mCMBhDOc
AtticusThomas Australian arms dealers are the loosest units. pic.twitter.com/xD4qptJMYG
Fair enough. pic.twitter.com/dbzccfeuHF
“Victorian Cops Join In On Spring Carnival By Injuring Horses In The Interests Of Millionaires†https://t.co/ucQT09dROG
@johnb78 Happy Trails! #likeasnail
@petstarr This is art!
@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup At least Pad Thai is an actual dish.
@SuperCroup I particularly like that Pad Thai is their go-to EKZOTIK FEWD.
RT @SuperCroup: These two go nicely together hey https://t.co/fZQof3RAQh
@reselsnark @bunjaree @trollantechinus I’m pretty sure I muted that account.
@petstarr Challenge accepted!
@mikewsc1 @GuardianAus @naamanzhou It’s cruel.
@GuardianAus @naamanzhou Though how Naaman can love the Barossa / Nick Cave advert (correct) but not like Run Rabbit Run is a mystery.
@GuardianAus That said, “what you hear before you enter a large, sealed compound in Utah†is definitely an apt desc… https://t.co/8fZU5Enx2e
Wow. What an abusive workplace is @GuardianAus. https://t.co/4Yu3fl1kBa
RT @techoglot: Oh, @NBN_Australia, you absolute arsehats.
We want MORE upload speed, not less. MORE! https://t.co/oUcnKY7jzn
@juhasaarinen @alliecoyne @R_Chirgwin Is “the sea cucumber of tech journalism†a thing? Because you could be that.
@flowblok @davispg One of the bags has microphone stands and the like. Maybe I should add a sawn-off shotgun to the mix.
Crossing the Nepean, and I’m posting a photo for the first time in ages. I’m not sure whether I’ll resume or not. https://t.co/bIHGYZyJJ4
After not having been at the @bunjaree hidey-hole for two months I wonder what’s living in the fridge.
@SnarkyPlatypus @EdithBiafra Here you go. pic.twitter.com/rhJrr5EZdP