Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 2nd, 2019

@Sheeds_au But it’s using Twitter like an animal.

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OK this is definitely a thing. Ouch. https://t.co/DV0wDjLack

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@cefy @cityofsydney That’s not a bad plan, but there’s a whole bunch of other things in Sydney right now that’d ove… https://t.co/2bV380zYT3

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@bigbadave I’m liking The Cone Ranger, on several levels.

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@cefy @cityofsydney Well exactly, we all need a beer at the end of a long day.

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@cefy Well, it is a City of Sydney vehicle in the City of Sydney. Outside a pub. You choose. Ping @cityofsydney.

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RT @patstokes: So much for the party of small business… https://t.co/J1yK1T7JLY

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@jxeeno That’s what attracted me. Maybe every driver should have four cones before parking on the footpath.

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@Sheeds_au I should just go to bed but I am totally pathetic.

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Late night excitement in Haymarket, Sydney. pic.twitter.com/2A8XjvEchP

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MapPornTweet Have you seen this one? redd.it/2una6v @tomopik_zd

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TweetDeck is still fucked but.

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So @dobes there’s a podcast by Ron Burgundy called “The Ron Burgundy Podcast”. Here’s the latest episode on EDM.… https://t.co/dCbndCKGUR

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RT @glengyron: 1%ers and their literal crustaceans in their pockets. https://t.co/Txx1fHHcB5

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MarcSnetiker Imagine an e-mail finding you well

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My tweets that you’ve missed were really good.

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@James_Jeffrey @JustJimWillDo @pennydee @markhumphries @jonkudelka Why is this thing from May back again? I mean, a lovely evening, but WTF?

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mathaiaus I’ve been on hold to Twitter for 45 minutes

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RT @glengyron: Honestly “you’ve already tweeted that” should be a message every time you hit Tweet.

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nuns_on_film This video of a preacher checking his phone while speaking in tongues is my favorite video on the internet right now pic.twitter.com/I9iqZpCQmF

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RT @Brookranger: Just noticed that the inside of a cheese grater looks like the backdrop of most rap videos made in the 2000’s …… https…

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RT @jamesrbuk: I’m sure Burger King will be devastated that it can’t repeat a topical tweet it made in May. What effective regulation. http…

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elainaplott Rudy Giuliani says he is looking to sue The Swamp. pic.twitter.com/3D65Mg6VaO

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Look, it’s broken. Just accept that and move on.

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RT @unionsaustralia: This says everything you need to know about the Morrison government’s attitude to jobseekers. #RaiseTheRate now. https…

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Twitter’s idea of transparency is to put a glass window into every user’s rectum.

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ArenaFlowers Tip: When people say “I can’t believe it’s October already!” simply direct their attention to a calendar and offer to explain how it works.

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I see that the US is about to play France in the rugby thing. They’re fucked, aren’t they.

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RT @glengyron: Alexander Downer hiding in Prince Andrew’s private jet. Stuck with all the luggage, Ukrainian children, in the hold.

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RT @VTeagueAus: This report from ANU is an example to everyone else of how to deal with cyberattacks https://t.co/jcJhtmA53j
Honest, techni…

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I have completed the stupid errand to Haymarket and now I am having a bit of a sook.

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pancake_ke oh god oh fuck pic.twitter.com/nKrq1V09UW

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@SteveMolk My memories would certainly transform TV…

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RT @DanielGallagher: TIL: Websites can use your motion and ambient light sensors to build a profile on your habits and activity. Chrome all…

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@BundyB @dobes I am still very broken too.

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@SteveMolk I wish I were paid as much as a TV executive. I too can pick random formats from the past.

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@GordyPls I’m too brain-dead and ignorant to think this through, but can some “open links automatically in the back… https://t.co/EHdUGjjvWL

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@roisin6 I’m afraid it has been, yes.

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@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Just lettuce be, Jim. And a bad joke about mayonnaise.

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@smartbrain @BonzerGreen I know it’s more complex than usually portrayed, but the phrase “end freedom of movement”… https://t.co/1kQA7so4if

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@roisin6 That happened years ago, and it’s all some weird arbitrary process done by Twitter themselves. I was one o… https://t.co/wDIHkwZoSh

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I just saw the side-of-a-train version of this advert and thought @SnarkyPlatypus might like it. pic.twitter.com/k0364QcRiy

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OK I am putting on some shoes so I can do this stupid errand to Haymarket. I’ll probably have something to eat near… https://t.co/FBTgcma9lN

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So what you’re saying is that it would be… a final solution? https://t.co/62TgMvG599

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@skwashd @outofband @substitute @NuclearAnthro Oh wait, I just figured it out. But yeah you’re right. This is not a… https://t.co/16QAW3ousI

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RT @primawesome: My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the s…

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RT @michaeldyrynda: Automattic (the folks behind WordPress) raised $300m for a _10% stake_ in the company.

Just keep that in mind next tim…

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@skwashd @outofband @substitute @NuclearAnthro There’s clearly something I’m not understanding here.

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@SuperCroup Delia AND Nigella?

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@NewtonMark @MatthewBevan It’s not your IAS I’m referring to. :)

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@BundyB @dobes I would play this game.

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@dobes @BundyB They say it’s very good.

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@JohnBirmingham @snurb_dot_info @jeamland I’ve previously registered the domaihingeometer.com1e to track the unhinging.

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My life in a nutshell. Our planet in a nutshell. pic.twitter.com/frUaExibBV

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@misosusanowa I guess “emotional support hog” is a thing? You tell me!

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I read that as “TweetDeck Outrage Map” and now I want that functionality. @snurb_dot_info @jeamland https://t.co/DToc2HimdU

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@MatthewBevan @NewtonMark That descent in Goolwa is bloody beautiful though. Did it with Mark last year. https://t.co/AhSCm8NaIl

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@MatthewBevan @NewtonMark For that aircraft 118 knots is rather slow.

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Oh dear I remember this TVC, @NewtonMark. I think @SnarkyPlatypus will love all the Australian cultural references. https://t.co/vgjv8kW3h5

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@NewtonMark What are you doing all the way up there?

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Wed plan, revisited: Do a lot of sleeping, in a state of brain-blur, apparently; errand to Haymarket at some point,… https://t.co/uJ2KqOC3jc

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Oh. I fell asleep again and only just woke up. And that’s without Karen Andrews. Let me have another look at that plan…

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RT @evilzug: OH

VIDEO GAMES DOEN’T CAUSE VIOLENCE???

CHECKMATE, GAMERS. https://t.co/OO7JtvtDC6

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mattjhatton OH NO SOMEONE FOUND A SPIDER IN AN AUSTRALIAN BACKYARD pic.twitter.com/hszAk06bcG

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RT @nswpolice: Cybercrime Squad detectives arrest man after alleged unauthorised access to company database.

https://t.co/i21cQt7sJo https…

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RT @CampbellxEmma: Thinking about how the Dutch police arrested a bird for taking part in a robbery, put it in a jail cell with bread and w…

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RealPressSecBot A message from the President: pic.twitter.com/S6Tgojb7oy

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RealPressSecBot A message from the President: pic.twitter.com/2REvIb7Orb

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RT @FergusHanson: An important paper from John Fitzgerald on the CCP’s weaponisation of language in Australia. https://t.co/ZE7xLCLD9x

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best_in_dumbest You can’t extract the
“Coup” from “Couple” pic.twitter.com/tmAhH2SCyr

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RT @Wyld: Less than 90 days until Christmas.

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“The void left by the decline of coal”? What an odd spin. https://t.co/jefqxETvUU

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RT @MatthewBevan: ARE YOU NOTORIOUS AUSTRALIAN SUPER SPY ALEX DOWNTOWN? https://t.co/XwWG7KPB8C

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RT @erstkate: Facebook just reminded me of this quote from my daughter, then 14. “I don’t see what the problem is with gay parents. It’s no…

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Right. I’ve had coffee and I’ve had vegetable fried rice and the shaking is starting to ease.

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Mark Zuckerberg is such an enormous arsehole that he has has dozens of smaller arseholes inside him, like homunculi… https://t.co/sH63tCuVSV

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@GeorgePapa19 Oh yes. He is. He’s even titled his book “Deep State Target”@state_targettarget Good one, mate.

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Does @GeorgePapa19 not get that you’re not being “spied upon” if you go to meet a foreign government official and j… https://t.co/AI9Nnuds5L

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@jpwarren Well, it’s a Zone.

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Build that moat! Moat America Great Again! https://t.co/DqGPiUkHFW

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I wonder if it’s possible to overdose on choi sum flowers.

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Listening to today’@7ampodcastst, “Almonds are the devil’spca.st/a792bsghfaxMDPFJ

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@juhasaarinen @pointlesslettrs Yeah there’s a lot of joined-up thinking in that letter.

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Sea Hags! Also, Sydney’s spring weather continuespic.twitter.com/7ealFjJocHcH

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RT @pointlesslettrs: PARAGRAPH 1: Vaccination is important ✔️
PARAGRAPH 2: I refuse my flu jab 🤔 https://t.co/CvyeUdVrEv

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@drspacejunk @jtwyman Thanks. Breakfast is next, once the waves of nausea stop. Joy.

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@t_mu Ditto, so I’m feeling a tad apprehensive.

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@zdnetaustralia I don’t know how I’ll get by without hearing Karen Andrews though. That’ll put a real gap in my day.

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Wed plan, an outline: Slower start than planned, for reasons described; CSIRO’s D61+LIVE, Carriageworks… https://t.co/0jfm4aE7xn

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I’ll need to rest a bit after all that.

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Still, that’s all an improvement on what I was dreaming earlier, which I’ll skip over for now.

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Like, I could pull on the sticky strands and see the globs of yellow fat being dragged out from under the skin of m… https://t.co/wOpQ25XMZg

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So I’ve just been dreaming that my fingers were sticking together and I had to prise them apart and tear away blobs… https://t.co/mcfIuXhqQM

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Wednesday. What’s in the sack? Wednesday.

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