@James_Jeffrey @pennydee @JustJimWillDo @markhumphries @jonkudelka None of us could.
@Sheeds_au But it’s using Twitter like an animal.
OK this is definitely a thing. Ouch. https://t.co/DV0wDjLack
@bigbadave As we all do.
@cefy @cityofsydney That’s not a bad plan, but there’s a whole bunch of other things in Sydney right now that’d ove… https://t.co/2bV380zYT3

@bigbadave Nope, outer west of Sydney. pic.twitter.com/TRilfYm5Gg
Well here’s a thing. https://t.co/lty2TLhybW
@bigbadave I’m liking The Cone Ranger, on several levels.
@cefy @cityofsydney Well exactly, we all need a beer at the end of a long day.
@jxeeno Outside a pub. Exactly.
@cefy Well, it is a City of Sydney vehicle in the City of Sydney. Outside a pub. You choose. Ping @cityofsydney.
RT @patstokes: So much for the party of small business… https://t.co/J1yK1T7JLY
@jxeeno That’s what attracted me. Maybe every driver should have four cones before parking on the footpath.
@Sheeds_au I should just go to bed but I am totally pathetic.

Late night excitement in Haymarket, Sydney. pic.twitter.com/2A8XjvEchP
MapPornTweet Have you seen this one? redd.it/2una6v @tomopik_zd
TweetDeck is still fucked but.
So @dobes there’s a podcast by Ron Burgundy called “The Ron Burgundy Podcastâ€. Here’s the latest episode on EDM.… https://t.co/dCbndCKGUR
RT @glengyron: 1%ers and their literal crustaceans in their pockets. https://t.co/Txx1fHHcB5
@SteveRead100 @TJ00000001 Send pics.
MarcSnetiker Imagine an e-mail finding you well
My tweets that you’ve missed were really good.
RT @glengyron: Infinite scream https://t.co/UHQbUYsqGI
@James_Jeffrey @JustJimWillDo @pennydee @markhumphries @jonkudelka But surely Mark exists beyond time?
@James_Jeffrey @JustJimWillDo @pennydee @markhumphries @jonkudelka Why is this thing from May back again? I mean, a lovely evening, but WTF?
mathaiaus I’ve been on hold to Twitter for 45 minutes
RT @glengyron: Honestly “you’ve already tweeted that†should be a message every time you hit Tweet.

nuns_on_film This video of a preacher checking his phone while speaking in tongues is my favorite video on the internet right now pic.twitter.com/I9iqZpCQmF
Returning to Hurstville. On a #blueandyellowtrain.
@oberonsghost Da.
RT @Brookranger: Just noticed that the inside of a cheese grater looks like the backdrop of most rap videos made in the 2000’s …… https…
RT @jamesrbuk: I’m sure Burger King will be devastated that it can’t repeat a topical tweet it made in May. What effective regulation. http…

elainaplott Rudy Giuliani says he is looking to sue The Swamp. pic.twitter.com/3D65Mg6VaO
Look, it’s broken. Just accept that and move on.
RT @unionsaustralia: This says everything you need to know about the Morrison government’s attitude to jobseekers. #RaiseTheRate now. https…
Twitter’s idea of transparency is to put a glass window into every user’s rectum.
ArenaFlowers Tip: When people say “I can’t believe it’s October already!” simply direct their attention to a calendar and offer to explain how it works.
I see that the US is about to play France in the rugby thing. They’re fucked, aren’t they.
@twiddlekins @SteveMolk Go on…
RT @glengyron: Alexander Downer hiding in Prince Andrew’s private jet. Stuck with all the luggage, Ukrainian children, in the hold.
RT @VTeagueAus: This report from ANU is an example to everyone else of how to deal with cyberattacks https://t.co/jcJhtmA53j
Honest, techni…
I have completed the stupid errand to Haymarket and now I am having a bit of a sook.

pancake_ke oh god oh fuck pic.twitter.com/nKrq1V09UW
@SteveMolk My memories would certainly transform TV…
RT @DanielGallagher: TIL: Websites can use your motion and ambient light sensors to build a profile on your habits and activity. Chrome all…
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Nun of us want to go there.
@SteveMolk I wish I were paid as much as a TV executive. I too can pick random formats from the past.
@GordyPls I’m too brain-dead and ignorant to think this through, but can some “open links automatically in the back… https://t.co/EHdUGjjvWL
@roisin6 I’m afraid it has been, yes.
@dawnstarau I’m sure that was an accident.
Hah! Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus. https://t.co/2O6skIPfMw
Forward into the past! https://t.co/YWFmNy2Ffz
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Just lettuce be, Jim. And a bad joke about mayonnaise.
@smartbrain @BonzerGreen I know it’s more complex than usually portrayed, but the phrase “end freedom of movementâ€â€¦ https://t.co/1kQA7so4if
@roisin6 That happened years ago, and it’s all some weird arbitrary process done by Twitter themselves. I was one o… https://t.co/wDIHkwZoSh

I just saw the side-of-a-train version of this advert and thought @SnarkyPlatypus might like it. pic.twitter.com/k0364QcRiy
@smartbrain That’s a point. Hmmm.
RT @mikebex: #ozcyber companies - check it out https://t.co/pGU0DLevlH
OK I am putting on some shoes so I can do this stupid errand to Haymarket. I’ll probably have something to eat near… https://t.co/FBTgcma9lN
So what you’re saying is that it would be… a final solution? https://t.co/62TgMvG599
@dobes Why are you looking at me?

Mindbogglingly brainwormed. pic.twitter.com/Ywv6FZbxyP
@skwashd @outofband @substitute @NuclearAnthro Oh wait, I just figured it out. But yeah you’re right. This is not a… https://t.co/16QAW3ousI
RT @primawesome: My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the s…
RT @michaeldyrynda: Automattic (the folks behind WordPress) raised $300m for a _10% stake_ in the company.
Just keep that in mind next tim…
@skwashd @outofband @substitute @NuclearAnthro There’s clearly something I’m not understanding here.

… I can’t help but think of thispic.twitter.com/0BR6agIjBgBg
When I see things like this… https://t.co/IRBLDTkCB0
@SuperCroup Delia AND Nigella?
@JohnBirmingham What have you done to these people?
RT @outofband: @substitute @NuclearAnthro MIRV https://t.co/h561nbqczs
@NewtonMark @MatthewBevan It’s not your IAS I’m referring to. :)
@JohnBirmingham @snurb_dot_info @jeamland I’ve previously registered the domaihingeometer.com1e to track the unhinging.
Also, grow the fuck up. https://t.co/wYQnaMkYjF
@misosusanowa That covers so much though.

My life in a nutshell. Our planet in a nutshell. pic.twitter.com/frUaExibBV
@misosusanowa I guess “emotional support hog†is a thing? You tell me!
FRIED BEER. https://t.co/eKqFYCaShM
DISRUPTIVE SUPPORT HOG. https://t.co/xqWZXjg4FO
BEES! https://t.co/2GDNeaTNYp
@Steve_Lockstep Good God no. :)
I read that as “TweetDeck Outrage Map†and now I want that functionality. @snurb_dot_info @jeamland https://t.co/DToc2HimdU
@MatthewBevan @NewtonMark That descent in Goolwa is bloody beautiful though. Did it with Mark last year. https://t.co/AhSCm8NaIl
@Steve_Lockstep Sadly yes, today’s a write-off.
@MatthewBevan @NewtonMark For that aircraft 118 knots is rather slow.
Oh dear I remember this TVC, @NewtonMark. I think @SnarkyPlatypus will love all the Australian cultural references. https://t.co/vgjv8kW3h5
@NewtonMark What are you doing all the way up there?
Wed plan, revisited: Do a lot of sleeping, in a state of brain-blur, apparently; errand to Haymarket at some point,… https://t.co/uJ2KqOC3jc
Oh. I fell asleep again and only just woke up. And that’s without Karen Andrews. Let me have another look at that plan…
RT @evilzug: OH
VIDEO GAMES DOEN’T CAUSE VIOLENCE???
CHECKMATE, GAMERS. https://t.co/OO7JtvtDC6

mattjhatton OH NO SOMEONE FOUND A SPIDER IN AN AUSTRALIAN BACKYARD pic.twitter.com/hszAk06bcG
RT @nswpolice: Cybercrime Squad detectives arrest man after alleged unauthorised access to company database.
https://t.co/i21cQt7sJo https…
RT @CampbellxEmma: Thinking about how the Dutch police arrested a bird for taking part in a robbery, put it in a jail cell with bread and w…
Such a fucking drama queen. https://t.co/to9xHjPSiY

RealPressSecBot A message from the President: pic.twitter.com/S6Tgojb7oy

RealPressSecBot A message from the President: pic.twitter.com/2REvIb7Orb
RT @FergusHanson: An important paper from John Fitzgerald on the CCP’s weaponisation of language in Australia. https://t.co/ZE7xLCLD9x

best_in_dumbest You can’t extract the
“Coup” from “Couple” pic.twitter.com/tmAhH2SCyr
Exactly. https://t.co/y2fxqyxPPF
RT @Wyld: Less than 90 days until Christmas.
“The void left by the decline of coal� What an odd spin. https://t.co/jefqxETvUU
RT @MatthewBevan: ARE YOU NOTORIOUS AUSTRALIAN SUPER SPY ALEX DOWNTOWN? https://t.co/XwWG7KPB8C
RT @erstkate: Facebook just reminded me of this quote from my daughter, then 14. “I don’t see what the problem is with gay parents. It’s no…
Right. I’ve had coffee and I’ve had vegetable fried rice and the shaking is starting to ease.
Mark Zuckerberg is such an enormous arsehole that he has has dozens of smaller arseholes inside him, like homunculi… https://t.co/sH63tCuVSV
RT @KazStocks: The comments…. 🤣 https://t.co/25QBQPK0cJ
@christopherneal We report, you decide.
@GeorgePapa19 Oh yes. He is. He’s even titled his book “Deep State Targetâ€@state_targettarget Good one, mate.
Does @GeorgePapa19 not get that you’re not being “spied upon†if you go to meet a foreign government official and j… https://t.co/AI9Nnuds5L
@jpwarren Well, it’s a Zone.
Build that moat! Moat America Great Again! https://t.co/DqGPiUkHFW
RT @kenklippenstein: Can’t make this up https://t.co/EfxKxHlFPl
Lulwut. https://t.co/YUGjud8hqG
I wonder if it’s possible to overdose on choi sum flowers.
Listening to today’@7ampodcastst, “Almonds are the devil’spca.st/a792bsghfaxMDPFJ
@juhasaarinen @pointlesslettrs Yeah there’s a lot of joined-up thinking in that letter.

Sea Hags! Also, Sydney’s spring weather continuespic.twitter.com/7ealFjJocHcH
RT @pointlesslettrs: PARAGRAPH 1: Vaccination is important ✔ï¸
PARAGRAPH 2: I refuse my flu jab 🤔 https://t.co/CvyeUdVrEv
@drspacejunk @jtwyman Thanks. Breakfast is next, once the waves of nausea stop. Joy.
@t_mu Ditto, so I’m feeling a tad apprehensive.
@zdnetaustralia I don’t know how I’ll get by without hearing Karen Andrews though. That’ll put a real gap in my day.
Wed plan, an outline: Slower start than planned, for reasons described; CSIRO’s D61+LIVE, Carriageworks… https://t.co/0jfm4aE7xn
@SnarkyPlatypus Rectal probe.
I’ll need to rest a bit after all that.
@garthk This is good to hear.
@jtwyman Fun fun fun!
So how’s your morning?
Still, that’s all an improvement on what I was dreaming earlier, which I’ll skip over for now.
Like, I could pull on the sticky strands and see the globs of yellow fat being dragged out from under the skin of m… https://t.co/wOpQ25XMZg
So I’ve just been dreaming that my fingers were sticking together and I had to prise them apart and tear away blobs… https://t.co/mcfIuXhqQM
Wednesday. What’s in the sack? Wednesday.