Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

October 2nd, 2019

@Sheeds_au But it’s using Twitter like an animal.

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@cefy @cityofsydney That’s not a bad plan, but there’s a whole bunch of other things in Sydney right now that’d ove..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T3

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@bigbadave I’m liking The Cone Ranger, on several levels.

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@cefy @cityofsydney Well exactly, we all need a beer at the end of a long day.

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@cefy Well, it is a City of Sydney vehicle in the City of Sydney. Outside a pub. You choose. Ping @cityofsydney.

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patstokes So much for the party of small business… twitter.com/guardianaus/st…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:07 PM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

@jxeeno That’s what attracted me. Maybe every driver should have four cones before parking on the footpath.

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@Sheeds_au I should just go to bed but I am totally pathetic.

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Late night excitement in Haymarket, Sydney. pic.twitter.com/2A8XjvEchP

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MapPornTweet Have you seen this one? redd.it/2una6v @tomopik_zd

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TweetDeck is still fucked but.

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So @dobes there’s a podcast by Ron Burgundy called “The Ron Burgundy Podcast”. Here’s the latest episode on EDM…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UR

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glengyron 1%ers and their literal crustaceans in their pockets. twitter.com/adambspencer/s…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:52 PM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

MarcSnetiker Imagine an e-mail finding you well

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:00 PM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

My tweets that you’ve missed were really good.

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glengyron Infinite scream twitter.com/dashdown85/sta…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:46 PM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@James_Jeffrey @JustJimWillDo @pennydee @markhumphries @jonkudelka Why is this thing from May back again? I mean, a lovely evening, but WTF?

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mathaiaus I’ve been on hold to Twitter for 45 minutes

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:14 PM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

glengyron Honestly “you’ve already tweeted that” should be a message every time you hit Tweet.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:08 PM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

nuns_on_film This video of a preacher checking his phone while speaking in tongues is my favorite video on the internet right now pic.twitter.com/I9iqZpCQmF

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:07 PM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Brookranger Just noticed that the inside of a cheese grater looks like the backdrop of most rap videos made in the 2000’s …… pic.twitter.com/C9E7dncqZS

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

jamesrbuk I’m sure Burger King will be devastated that it can’t repeat a topical tweet it made in May. What effective regulat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:11 PM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

elainaplott Rudy Giuliani says he is looking to sue The Swamp. pic.twitter.com/3D65Mg6VaO

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:06 PM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Look, it’s broken. Just accept that and move on.

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unionsaustralia This says everything you need to know about the Morrison government’s attitude to jobseekers. now. pic.twitter.com/WZ4uvhBBVu

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:52 PM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

Twitter’s idea of transparency is to put a glass window into every user’s rectum.

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ArenaFlowers Tip: When people say “I can’t believe it’s October already!” simply direct their attention to a calendar and offer to explain how it works.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:49 PM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via TweetDeck)

I see that the US is about to play France in the rugby thing. They’re fucked, aren’t they.

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glengyron Alexander Downer hiding in Prince Andrew’s private jet. Stuck with all the luggage, Ukrainian children, in the hold.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:31 PM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

VTeagueAus This report from ANU is an example to everyone else of how to deal with cyberattacks imagedepot.anu.edu.au/scapa/Website/…
Honest..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DU

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:30 PM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

I have completed the stupid errand to Haymarket and now I am having a bit of a sook.

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pancake_ke oh god oh fuck pic.twitter.com/nKrq1V09UW

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:25 PM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

@SteveMolk My memories would certainly transform TV…

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DanielGallagher TIL: Websites can use your motion and ambient light sensors to build a profile on your habits and activity. Chrome..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pc

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:17 PM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

@BundyB @dobes I am still very broken too.

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@SteveMolk I wish I were paid as much as a TV executive. I too can pick random formats from the past.

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@GordyPls I’m too brain-dead and ignorant to think this through, but can some “open links automatically in the back..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WL

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@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Just lettuce be, Jim. And a bad joke about mayonnaise.

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@smartbrain @BonzerGreen I know it’s more complex than usually portrayed, but the phrase “end freedom of movement”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…if

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@roisin6 That happened years ago, and it’s all some weird arbitrary process done by Twitter themselves. I was one o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sh

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I just saw the side-of-a-train version of this advert and thought @SnarkyPlatypus might like it. pic.twitter.com/k0364QcRiy

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mikebex companies - check it out twitter.com/AusAmbCyber/st…

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OK I am putting on some shoes so I can do this stupid errand to Haymarket. I’ll probably have something to eat near..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lN

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So what you’re saying is that it would be… a final solution? twitter.com/Channel4News/s…

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Dear @SnarkyPlatypus this is called a Kitchener Bun and it is quite remarkable. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitchener…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0J

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@skwashd @outofband @substitute @NuclearAnthro Oh wait, I just figured it out. But yeah you’re right. This is not a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sI

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primawesome My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ql

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:48 PM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

michaeldyrynda Automattic (the folks behind WordPress) raised $300m for a _10% stake_ in the company.

Just keep that in mind next..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xz

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@skwashd @outofband @substitute @NuclearAnthro There’s clearly something I’m not understanding here.

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@NewtonMark @MatthewBevan It’s not your IAS I’m referring to. :)

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@JohnBirmingham @snurb_dot_info @jeamland I’ve previously registered the domain hingeometer.com to track the unhinging.

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My life in a nutshell. Our planet in a nutshell. pic.twitter.com/frUaExibBV

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@misosusanowa I guess “emotional support hog” is a thing? You tell me!

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I read that as “TweetDeck Outrage Map” and now I want that functionality. @snurb_dot_info @jeamland twitter.com/CNET/status/11…

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@MatthewBevan @NewtonMark That descent in Goolwa is bloody beautiful though. Did it with Mark last year. pic.twitter.com/AhSCm8NaIl

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Oh dear I remember this TVC, @NewtonMark. I think @SnarkyPlatypus will love all the Australian cultural references. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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@NewtonMark What are you doing all the way up there?

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Wed plan, revisited: Do a lot of sleeping, in a state of brain-blur, apparently; errand to Haymarket at some point,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jc

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Oh. I fell asleep again and only just woke up. And that’s without Karen Andrews. Let me have another look at that plan…

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evilzug OH

VIDEO GAMES DOEN’T CAUSE VIOLENCE???

CHECKMATE, GAMERS. twitter.com/BBCNottingham/…

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mattjhatton OH NO SOMEONE FOUND A SPIDER IN AN AUSTRALIAN BACKYARD pic.twitter.com/hszAk06bcG

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:58 AM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

nswpolice Cybercrime Squad detectives arrest man after alleged unauthorised access to company database…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tI

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:57 AM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

CampbellxEmma Thinking about how the Dutch police arrested a bird for taking part in a robbery, put it in a jail cell with bread..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…of

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:53 AM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

RealPressSecBot A message from the President: pic.twitter.com/S6Tgojb7oy

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RealPressSecBot A message from the President: pic.twitter.com/2REvIb7Orb

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FergusHanson An important paper from John Fitzgerald on the CCP’s weaponisation of language in Australia. aspi.org.au/report/mind-yo…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:46 AM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via TweetDeck)

best_in_dumbest You can’t extract the
“Coup” from “Couple” pic.twitter.com/tmAhH2SCyr

via Moist Horse (retweeted on 9:44 AM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via TweetDeck)

Wyld Less than 90 days until Christmas.

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“The void left by the decline of coal”? What an odd spin. twitter.com/IronEconomist/…

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MatthewBevan ARE YOU NOTORIOUS AUSTRALIAN SUPER SPY ALEX DOWNTOWN? pic.twitter.com/XwWG7KPB8C

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:05 AM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via TweetDeck)

erstkate Facebook just reminded me of this quote from my daughter, then 14. “I don’t see what the problem is with gay parent..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ma

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:03 AM, Oct 2nd, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

Right. I’ve had coffee and I’ve had vegetable fried rice and the shaking is starting to ease.

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Mark Zuckerberg is such an enormous arsehole that he has has dozens of smaller arseholes inside him, like homunculi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SV

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KazStocks The comments…. 🤣 twitter.com/manwhohasitall…

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@GeorgePapa19 Oh yes. He is. He’s even titled his book “Deep State Target” lol. @state_target Good one, mate.

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Does @GeorgePapa19 not get that you’re not being “spied upon” if you go to meet a foreign government official and j..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5L

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Build that moat! Moat America Great Again! twitter.com/kenklippenstei…

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kenklippenstein Can’t make this up pic.twitter.com/EfxKxHlFPl

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I wonder if it’s possible to overdose on choi sum flowers.

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Almonds are the devil’s nut” pca.st/a792bsgh

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@juhasaarinen @pointlesslettrs Yeah there’s a lot of joined-up thinking in that letter.

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Sea Hags! Also, Sydney’s spring weather continues. pic.twitter.com/7ealFjJocH

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pointlesslettrs PARAGRAPH 1: Vaccination is important ✔️
PARAGRAPH 2: I refuse my flu jab 🤔 pic.twitter.com/CvyeUdVrEv

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@drspacejunk @jtwyman Thanks. Breakfast is next, once the waves of nausea stop. Joy.

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@t_mu Ditto, so I’m feeling a tad apprehensive.

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@zdnetaustralia I don’t know how I’ll get by without hearing Karen Andrews though. That’ll put a real gap in my day.

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Wed plan, an outline: Slower start than planned, for reasons described; CSIRO’s D61+LIVE, Carriageworks..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xn

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I’ll need to rest a bit after all that.

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Still, that’s all an improvement on what I was dreaming earlier, which I’ll skip over for now.

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Like, I could pull on the sticky strands and see the globs of yellow fat being dragged out from under the skin of m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zg

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So I’ve just been dreaming that my fingers were sticking together and I had to prise them apart and tear away blobs..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QM

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Wednesday. What’s in the sack? Wednesday.

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