Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Sydney NSW AU until Mon arvo

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October 8th, 2019

best_in_dumbest Put the “Euro”
in “Neurotic” pic.twitter.com/ZXodzP7VEo

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best_in_dumbest Let’s be the “Rub”
in “Cherubic” pic.twitter.com/zW9l5fUqQf

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elamin88 Good morning to everyone except for Tom pic.twitter.com/DFoqCRSMGq

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@NewtonMark Well as we all know he’s not that.

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@NewtonMark Isn’t this entire story just so wonderful!

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Well, it’s OK. Very smooth.

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It’s quite good whisky too. Cardhu 12yo single malt. They’re in Morayshire, apparently.

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@ajfitzpatrick Well that’s the thing. The rest of all of it is perfectly normal.

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“I bet Sting does love being pissed on.” https://t.co/cJuvKkQGqi Thanks, @DTRTpodcast!

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@kcarruthers @zdnetaustralia Amongst other mammals, yes.

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On the other hand I’ve just poured a large whisky. Let’s see how I go.

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RT @i386: Boomers say this then absolutely freak out if you ask them to use a non-plastic bag https://t.co/eR9ezYMzPA

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@kcarruthers @zdnetaustralia I reckon there’s things I’ve cybered that you haven’t.

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@AISA_National @CyberGovAU @zdnetaustralia Oh yeah, I have to be at the conference at 0830 tomorrow. Maybe I should stop shitposting soon.

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@nphair @kcarruthers @zdnetaustralia Not in the media I admit to writing for.

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@kcarruthers @zdnetaustralia There are many more cybers than just the wolves, but this is called a “teaser” and you… https://t.co/kwSnsqaKZI

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@ddowza Thank you for the clarification.

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@dprk_ebooks Prawns are idiots. What would they know?

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AshcanPress Anybody know if Francis Ford Coppola liked the Power Rangers movie?

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@kcarruthers @beneltham It’s a brain worm.

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PRAWNS DON’T HAVE CLAWS. https://t.co/LWerbcYbdM

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@NewtonMark Well what doesn’t?

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Now playing: Boards of Canada, “Aquarius” https://t.co/RpnnzLqCls

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RT @mfeathers: Config files are just global mutable variables put in a convenient place.

That doesn’t make them less problematic than any…

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@aggerchez @hnrysmll Hahahaha. Yes. I subscribe to a service that updates contact lists from published information… https://t.co/plJBhAOhME

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@kels_316 I’m listening. And I’m sorry to hear. I have my own story, a soldier who is gone, though I’m just some ci… https://t.co/fgdINymQpH

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@roryfitz99 @zdnetaustralia You do not want to hear me sing. That said, the one time I did song on stage I did OK.

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@max_au I would be happy with a good moon.

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@austinstierler @nazzer @CyberSecRicki Heh! Someone who follows me got the visit by the cops when he turned 18. He’… https://t.co/x9Fe6HFjiw

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RT @WIRED: Facebook said that its cryptocurrency Libra will be managed by an independent group. But a WIRED analysis has found that 15 of t…

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains wolves. Cyber wolves. No, really.

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@AISA_National @CyberGovAU @zdnetaustralia I have eaten, and had a glass of adequate Tempranillo. The time has come… https://t.co/g9gN5k0YhK

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@paulkidd All this is correct. I was cited in “Le Monde” once as a “‘bloggeur” which was quite nice. This is all mo… https://t.co/zW6lbFfusw

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@mark_r_asser @nazzer @SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 I am not volunteering to order one. I am happy for this to remain a mystery.

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RT @fesshole: A co-workers purse was lying on the floor so I picked it up and was about to hand it in when I checked it and realised it bel…

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@nick_s_drew I’m liking these too. Thank you.

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Please don’t retweet George Monbiot.

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“Safest in Northbridge” isn’t exactly a high bar.

(Yes of course the pun is intended, or at least I’m conscious of… https://t.co/H29MbT1Oo9

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@petstarr @mark_r_asser @SnarkyPlatypus I’ll admit I didn’t look closely.

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@RichardTuffin @7ampodcast Haha all good. :) I like hearing that people have similar views and I’m not just some crazy.

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@mark_r_asser @SnarkyPlatypus So @petstarr just said. This is very recently? I swear it was there when I walked past only weeks ago.

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@petstarr @SnarkyPlatypus Sadly I don’t have a subscription, but I’ll hit my library login when I’m back in my hote… https://t.co/IiHwsmZ3iM

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@RichardTuffin @7ampodcast Yep, listened and tweeted it the day it dropped. If you scroll back in the thread you sh… https://t.co/LvpeaVNdIU

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@nazzer @CyberSecRicki Isn’t That Conversation about the child hacker an inevitable part of the process? That, or t… https://t.co/ec5t1lfQst

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s lovely to see that decades later these meetings still happen at Rigoni’s. Not that I’ve been t… https://t.co/NsYaC95XK8

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@nazzer @AusRob @NickyWill100 Ah yes, as others have reminded me. :(

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RT @CyberSecRicki: I asked our 5 year old what he learned at childcare today, his response “the password to the educators iPad”.

I’m proud…

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RT @chriskennett: I used to be in favour of saving the human race but then I was slightly inconvenienced by a protest blocking a road and n…

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On tap for the connoisseurs: both Sangria and Espresso Martini.

Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78. pic.twitter.com/7AD5Ows7x6

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@niltiac The echoes of “goddess” in that are sweet. :)

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@NickyWill100 OK, so given that many (most?) of the early programmers were women, how about we gender-mark the men?… https://t.co/UQlSjdUNf7

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RT @Hippopeteamus: .@carolduncan ‘s dad and his partner have just lost everything in the #Rappville bushfire. He is 83 and in poor health.…

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@Thefinnigans @Davelennonabc @SnarkyPlatypus So what you’re saying is that Trump is Chinese?

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Suggestions please for a gender-marked word for “programmer”? Programmeress? Programmatrix? (That’s my choice so fa… https://t.co/NlVwJF0XQj

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@BrigadierSlog I haven’t worked in an office for quite a while so I’m not up to speed on current best practice.

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RT @derekbarry: Not sure what I like most about this, the fact the hamster was found a mile away from home or the fact its name is 50 Cent…

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You leave something yummy in the shared office kitchen and when half of it vanishes you dust the plate or packet fo… https://t.co/PpwjAuT5S9

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RT @theGCSC: The GCSC meets in Addis Ababa this week, adjacent to @theGFCE Annual Meeting hosted by the @_AfricanUnion Commission. The GCSC…

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RT @marganina: I don’t understand why it’s so difficult for people to just write article titles like, “Heart Or Lung Transplant Outcomes in…

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@infinite8horizo @joshgnosis Hah. At the event, but working on other things. I’ll be referring to it in an op-ed to… https://t.co/5F0Zih6bog

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RT @amandasewellPhD: My biography of Wendy Carlos is now available for preorder from Oxford University Press

https://t.co/08MwbeMbT3 http…

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@infinite8horizo @joshgnosis I haven’t been working on this story at all.

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@SwiftOnSecurity @AvaniDias I think it’s important for people to be fully informed.

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RT @Halapalooza: I asked the 3yo “Why is a fish?” hoping he’d stop asking me questions, and he said “because it lives in the water” and too…

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RT @TheShovel: People Forced To Find Other Ways To Be Insensitive Wankers, Now That Uluru Closed To Climbers https://t.co/Fa0mqwleLM https…

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AvaniDias I just want to know why Schapelle Corby shared this pic.twitter.com/iqXCXkFNGX

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@abccanberra “Heart of Glass”! https://t.co/7Qcn1vXXAR I’ll be on after this.

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@abccanberra Using the nifty VoIP app for the first time and I like it. Apparently I can also record audio grabs an… https://t.co/qigUNjchNx

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“ACT Labor has been robo-texting Canberrans about their achievements in renewable energy in the ACT,” I’m told, and… https://t.co/71QOrhZ1xL

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@purserj @dobes @ParrotOfTheDay I saw and tweeted both these things earlier, and approve.

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“US whistleblower blames Australian government for ‘Orwellian’ axing of conference speech” by @joshgnosis https://t.co/1M9pZOk3ZK #CyberCon

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@Thefinnigans @kcarruthers There is no such thing as cyberlaksa.

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“US whistleblower dropped from speaking at Melbourne cybersecurity conference” by @arielbogle https://t.co/DsBKxcIymO #CyberCon

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@jpwarren The Thing being the Security of Critical Infrastructure Act 2018 (SOCI Act) https://t.co/Q3UEYbLAGu and p… https://t.co/LVIHVOL5ru

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@jpwarren It’s these eight as defined in The Thing. https://t.co/8KC3TnBpH3

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Final session for me today, a bit more critical infrastructure. pic.twitter.com/mszAxI79U8

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Tue plan, remainder: 1510 another session at the @AISA_National @CyberGovAU Australian Cyber Conference… https://t.co/zCuVD2ggmz

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TheOnion For more exemplary journalism, visit theonion.com. pic.twitter.com/f5ejlTOaGE

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beverleywang I’m probably going to regret this tweet.
But does anyone think political correctness has not gone far enough?

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RT @reselsnark: President Obama was so powerful that his presidency reached backwards in time a decade and replaced George W Bush… https:…

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@nullary @MsLods For the speaker stuff, the conference is now co-convened by @CyberGovAU, so they probably don’t wa… https://t.co/3xdnj8rvHP

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@MsLods Blocking the media from reporting on a public consultation is a new kind of logic.

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@piemetheus That’s part of a different strategy.

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RT @jeamland: sexy version `GLIBC_2.29’ not found (required by /tmp/_MEI239XtQ/libpython3.6m.so.1.0) https://t.co/p0kak3dGYX

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RT @NathOnSecurity: nobody:

systemd: eth0 is now enp0s10 lol

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RT @voltagex: Okay, so what do they taste like? https://t.co/IImmsOg7Km

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pptsapper @StefanMolyneux Oh hush, child

Grownups are talking

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RT @_cingraham: Researchers painted a cow with zebra stripes and found that it reduced insect bites by 50% https://t.co/z5CzsSKOP9 https://…

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@timehhh It’s a risk, certainly.

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“Energised”? Could I get a second opinion from someone in the room*? I’ve been told it’s “boring as batshit”.… https://t.co/hMqb7eHjez

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RT @abradamlinkoln: you can do it, we believe in you https://t.co/TBWb2sjuIW

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@timehhh It’s for your own good.

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Simpson is making much the same point in whatever stream this is. #CyberCon https://t.co/T8DCIZZ58N

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RT @summerscope: “I would never buy a self sacrificing car… but everyone else should!”

Ahh the classic problem of individual selfishness…

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RT @Cyber_Cox: Some people live long enough to have TWO midlife crises. https://t.co/POktshX1Id

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@max_au I am cyberbanned from that room, mostly. :(

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@JohnBirmingham @brisbanetimes “Leased” research hahaha pun not intentional. Otherwise the joke would be rent asunder!

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RT @Erinkyan: Every man I’ve known or heard of who was ever jealous of a baby’s attention was eventually revealed to be abusive. Every sing…

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@dippizuka The government is fully aware of how much I would and would not troll them. :)

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RT @arekfurt: If you somehow still haven’t patched your affected Pulse, Fortigate, or Palo Alto VPNs it’s not enough just to do so: You nee…

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“Australia inches closer to compelling access to US data under CLOUD Act” by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/0wcYjprdLp #inches

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“US blacklists 28 Chinese entities, citing their role in repressing Uyghur Muslims” by @campbell_kwan https://t.co/7oFyXX2tG8

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RT @itgrrl: Obligatory state slide for #CyberCon

Disappointing gender breakdown, but you’ve gotta love those Xxx sponsors 😂 (o believe th…

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@kcarruthers Well you can’t drown on an airline. Not even on Tiger.

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@HapgoodK I’ll have to dig that out! In any event, I’ll be reporting on this session in some way in the next few days.

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The slide on screen says macOS, so there’s that. #CyberCon https://t.co/hlGz1HvToI

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“My great and unmatched wisdom”! https://t.co/SvRUTfhL9h

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@TimWattsMP @BartHoogeveen @AussieArchivist @ANAO_Australia It’s not really a vote-winner, is it, and that’s all th… https://t.co/8zOc3vZftw

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Next for me: “How resilient is the Mac OSX to cyber-attacks?” Hahahaharpic.twitter.com/5TjttspVQopVQo

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Mind you, this is an important point. #CyberCon https://t.co/T2ZBO0QRaV

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@ASPI_ICPC I haven’t tweeted any of this because it’s more or less a straight run-through of the report. Worth reading thourCon

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@therevmountain @ASPI_ICPC Ah yes, I was just thinking “I know that style!” and was looking for a credit. It’s up o… https://t.co/QddpiBJraH

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Next for me, a view from the National Archives of Australia (NAA). Anne Lyons is backgrounding her @ASPI_ICPC repor… https://t.co/ht7me1LbnT

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@gavincostello There’s a lot of idiocy in these matters.

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For some reason the media was cleared out of this session. Apparently knowing about the need for more diversity is… https://t.co/OjelHNRkDx

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Yeah nah, because you need your comms to manage potential safety problems. They found WhatsApp so useful that it’s… https://t.co/RKzsbpsWyX

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Oooh! We’re onto Maersk Oil Qatar and… guess what? NotPetyaon

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@itgrrl @NewtonMark @jpwarren It’s a GUID matched back to the registration database.

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This presentation on how RedGas recovered from Shamoon contains lots of info on how much manual and offline capabil… https://t.co/k38lxOXIvJ

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We should find out where they live and take appropriate action. https://t.co/EWmOJ0ZtA3

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@NewtonMark @itgrrl @jpwarren You’re not helping, Mark.

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@itgrrl @jpwarren This is normal for all kinds of conferences, to see which sessions were popular etc. But yes, num… https://t.co/eQYkQCaJNU

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Morris is talking about RedGas. They had lots of redundancy and high-speed replication, but all that meant was that… https://t.co/FmLH9Yo4ZB

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We’re starting to talk about Saudi Aramco and Shamoon, then RasGason

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First up for me in one of 16 parallel sessions, some critical infrastructure. pic.twitter.com/uvt78OBjwb

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@Surlysimon @NewtonMark @LisaMillar Interesting. I don’t have time to pursue that thought today, though. Grrr.

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap. https://t.co/fcGYP6KMey

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Tue plan, supplemental: My pace today will definitely be affected by last night’s lack of sleep and many, um, urgen… https://t.co/zIUtgxku7d

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@DDsD Glad to hear you’re making headway. That all sounded quite nasty.

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@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus I do like it when people adopt a marked version ironically. I think it was @sophblack w… https://t.co/0DpR5Jd7SE

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@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus In linguistics it’s called the “unmarked default”, like using “actor” and “actress” or… https://t.co/AWtwbKpg1U

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@dobes The Light on the Hill?

(I’ll get grief for this, but meh.pic.twitter.com/GaeOuquoXCXC

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@NewtonMark Heh. “As you get older”.

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I also see that @engunimelb is using its official account to call it out. https://t.co/8uPAtGvMUn

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Well this is interesting. I’ve only just skimmed the thread, so I have no comment to add yet, but it does seem worr… https://t.co/J12qF2XN5f

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RT @NewtonMark: Whenever you see the phrase, “political correctness,” mentally substitute “treating other people with respect.” It means th…

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Today I’m at the @AISA_National @CyberGovAU Australian Cyber Conference and tweeting therefrom.… https://t.co/3287BfIgZP

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@lelak I don’t trust all these moons. What are they up to?

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“Praise the Lord,” etc. https://t.co/w5WWZrwhsT

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@duckmaus @inmybackyardpls Who on earth would put a parody account on Twitter?

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RT @duckmaus: This tweet contains the wonderful trifecta of three utterly unrelated matters of World War II, climate change, and Remainers…

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Donnough @Ethelmonster @bombsfall That’s Untitled Cassowary Game pic.twitter.com/7GQVlbYf9D

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@SnarkyPlatypus Learning the lessons of colonialism, eh? You’re such a hopeless romantic!

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@SnarkyPlatypus Didn’t that thing we went to point to this trade-brings-democracy view as the one that was widely h… https://t.co/5WbFEEVW3X

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RT @jpwarren: I’m writing a feature on rethinking security for @CRN_au so if you’re a CIO or CISO who has opinions and would like to share…

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RT @Harvard_Press: Marijuana reform should focus on inequality, says @allofmilov, author of The Cigarette: A Political History. When regula…

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@dzennon @LexPlans Yeah but… the Science could be tricky.

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@LexPlans @dzennon Is that how it works? I don’t remember staircases being involved.

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Tue plan, an outline: It’s all about the @AISA_National @CyberGovAU Australian Cyber Conference… https://t.co/qi2pfbRxpP

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@datakid23 @secvalve @ExcapeArtist @VTeagueAus There’s also this one behind a paywall but with a free trial at… https://t.co/7G5ImUT5uB

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@datakid23 @secvalve @ExcapeArtist @VTeagueAus And for those who prefer reading to listening:

“Electronic voting a… https://t.co/6v8EvwtDvA

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Tuesday. How many letters is three? Tuesday.

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