Gorn.
best_in_dumbest Put the “Euro”
in “Neurotic” pic.twitter.com/ZXodzP7VEo
best_in_dumbest Let’s be the “Rub”
in “Cherubic” pic.twitter.com/zW9l5fUqQf
elamin88 Good morning to everyone except for Tom pic.twitter.com/DFoqCRSMGq
Soft. https://t.co/wg9jTMu5Wv
@NewtonMark Well as we all know he’s not that.
@NewtonMark Isn’t this entire story just so wonderful!
Well, it’s OK. Very smooth.
It’s quite good whisky too. Cardhu 12yo single malt. They’re in Morayshire, apparently.
@ajfitzpatrick Well that’s the thing. The rest of all of it is perfectly normal.
“I bet Sting does love being pissed on.†https://t.co/cJuvKkQGqi Thanks, @DTRTpodcast!
@kcarruthers @zdnetaustralia Amongst other mammals, yes.
On the other hand I’ve just poured a large whisky. Let’s see how I go.
@RealNickHodge @kcarruthers @zdnetaustralia That’s not possible.
RT @i386: Boomers say this then absolutely freak out if you ask them to use a non-plastic bag https://t.co/eR9ezYMzPA
@kcarruthers @zdnetaustralia I reckon there’s things I’ve cybered that you haven’t.
@AISA_National @CyberGovAU @zdnetaustralia Oh yeah, I have to be at the conference at 0830 tomorrow. Maybe I should stop shitposting soon.
@nphair @kcarruthers @zdnetaustralia Not in the media I admit to writing for.
@kcarruthers @zdnetaustralia There are many more cybers than just the wolves, but this is called a “teaser†and you… https://t.co/kwSnsqaKZI
@Taco_Lad @kcarruthers @beneltham “Sluggeâ€.
@gavincostello @kcarruthers @beneltham Well, one decade or another.
@ddowza Thank you for the clarification.
@kenchengcomedy Well played, Ken.
@dprk_ebooks Prawns are idiots. What would they know?
@NewtonMark @kcarruthers @beneltham It’s true.
AshcanPress Anybody know if Francis Ford Coppola liked the Power Rangers movie?
@paulwiggins Good.
@kcarruthers @beneltham Really?
@ddowza What?
@kcarruthers @beneltham It’s a brain worm.
PRAWNS DON’T HAVE CLAWS. https://t.co/LWerbcYbdM
Nothing good. https://t.co/hlWKNXHMSt
@NewtonMark Well what doesn’t?
RT @justsaysinmice: IN MICE https://t.co/ZAAMEbJzMA
Now playing: Boards of Canada, “Aquarius†https://t.co/RpnnzLqCls
RT @mfeathers: Config files are just global mutable variables put in a convenient place.
That doesn’t make them less problematic than any…
@kcarruthers @beneltham I do.
@aggerchez @hnrysmll Hahahaha. Yes. I subscribe to a service that updates contact lists from published information… https://t.co/plJBhAOhME
@kels_316 I’m listening. And I’m sorry to hear. I have my own story, a soldier who is gone, though I’m just some ci… https://t.co/fgdINymQpH
@magooify Oh I like that.
@roryfitz99 @zdnetaustralia You do not want to hear me sing. That said, the one time I did song on stage I did OK.
@max_au I would be happy with a good moon.
@austinstierler @nazzer @CyberSecRicki Heh! Someone who follows me got the visit by the cops when he turned 18. He’… https://t.co/x9Fe6HFjiw
@kels_316 Go for it, Petal.
RT @WIRED: Facebook said that its cryptocurrency Libra will be managed by an independent group. But a WIRED analysis has found that 15 of t…
Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains wolves. Cyber wolves. No, really.
@AISA_National @CyberGovAU @zdnetaustralia I have eaten, and had a glass of adequate Tempranillo. The time has come… https://t.co/g9gN5k0YhK
@phenidone Coal is quite good, yes.
@paulkidd All this is correct. I was cited in “Le Monde†once as a “‘bloggeur†which was quite nice. This is all mo… https://t.co/zW6lbFfusw
@mark_r_asser @nazzer @SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 I am not volunteering to order one. I am happy for this to remain a mystery.
RT @fesshole: A co-workers purse was lying on the floor so I picked it up and was about to hand it in when I checked it and realised it bel…
@nick_s_drew I’m liking these too. Thank you.
@mark_r_asser @SnarkyPlatypus @petstarr Adelaide will never be the same.
Please don’t retweet George Monbiot.
“Safest in Northbridge†isn’t exactly a high bar.
(Yes of course the pun is intended, or at least I’m conscious of… https://t.co/H29MbT1Oo9
@petstarr @mark_r_asser @SnarkyPlatypus I’ll admit I didn’t look closely.
@RichardTuffin @7ampodcast Haha all good. :) I like hearing that people have similar views and I’m not just some crazy.
@mark_r_asser @SnarkyPlatypus So @petstarr just said. This is very recently? I swear it was there when I walked past only weeks ago.
@petstarr @SnarkyPlatypus Sadly I don’t have a subscription, but I’ll hit my library login when I’m back in my hote… https://t.co/IiHwsmZ3iM
@RichardTuffin @7ampodcast Yep, listened and tweeted it the day it dropped. If you scroll back in the thread you sh… https://t.co/LvpeaVNdIU
@nazzer @CyberSecRicki Isn’t That Conversation about the child hacker an inevitable part of the process? That, or t… https://t.co/ec5t1lfQst
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s lovely to see that decades later these meetings still happen at Rigoni’s. Not that I’ve been t… https://t.co/NsYaC95XK8
@nazzer @AusRob @NickyWill100 Ah yes, as others have reminded me. :(
RT @CyberSecRicki: I asked our 5 year old what he learned at childcare today, his response “the password to the educators iPad”.
I’m proud…
@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 Mind you, I can forgive them. pic.twitter.com/Q8aUBsA33J
RT @chriskennett: I used to be in favour of saving the human race but then I was slightly inconvenienced by a protest blocking a road and n…
@beneltham @R_Chirgwin @MFJMonash Well they did spend 18 months on this. :)
@jeamland @Kate_Biscuit @Neefsck How dare you.
On tap for the connoisseurs: both Sangria and Espresso Martini.
Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78. pic.twitter.com/7AD5Ows7x6
@jeamland @Kate_Biscuit @Neefsck Sorry, what’s all this about?
@AusRob @NickyWill100 That’s horrifying.
@niltiac The echoes of “goddess†in that are sweet. :)
@NickyWill100 OK, so given that many (most?) of the early programmers were women, how about we gender-mark the men?… https://t.co/UQlSjdUNf7
RT @Hippopeteamus: .@carolduncan ‘s dad and his partner have just lost everything in the #Rappville bushfire. He is 83 and in poor health.…
@Thefinnigans @Davelennonabc @SnarkyPlatypus So what you’re saying is that Trump is Chinese?
Suggestions please for a gender-marked word for “programmer� Programmeress? Programmatrix? (That’s my choice so fa… https://t.co/NlVwJF0XQj
@BrigadierSlog I haven’t worked in an office for quite a while so I’m not up to speed on current best practice.
RT @derekbarry: Not sure what I like most about this, the fact the hamster was found a mile away from home or the fact its name is 50 Cent…
You leave something yummy in the shared office kitchen and when half of it vanishes you dust the plate or packet fo… https://t.co/PpwjAuT5S9
RT @theGCSC: The GCSC meets in Addis Ababa this week, adjacent to @theGFCE Annual Meeting hosted by the @_AfricanUnion Commission. The GCSC…
RT @marganina: I don’t understand why it’s so difficult for people to just write article titles like, “Heart Or Lung Transplant Outcomes in…
This is not optimal. https://t.co/f3at6zqTf9
@infinite8horizo @joshgnosis Hah. At the event, but working on other things. I’ll be referring to it in an op-ed to… https://t.co/5F0Zih6bog
RT @amandasewellPhD: My biography of Wendy Carlos is now available for preorder from Oxford University Press
https://t.co/08MwbeMbT3 http…
@infinite8horizo @joshgnosis I haven’t been working on this story at all.
@SwiftOnSecurity @AvaniDias I think it’s important for people to be fully informed.
RT @Halapalooza: I asked the 3yo “Why is a fish?” hoping he’d stop asking me questions, and he said “because it lives in the water” and too…
RT @TheShovel: People Forced To Find Other Ways To Be Insensitive Wankers, Now That Uluru Closed To Climbers https://t.co/Fa0mqwleLM https…
AvaniDias I just want to know why Schapelle Corby shared this pic.twitter.com/iqXCXkFNGX
@infinite8horizo @joshgnosis That’s up to him I guess.
@abccanberra And the radio spot is done.
@abccanberra “Heart of Glassâ€! https://t.co/7Qcn1vXXAR I’ll be on after this.
@abccanberra Using the nifty VoIP app for the first time and I like it. Apparently I can also record audio grabs an… https://t.co/qigUNjchNx
“ACT Labor has been robo-texting Canberrans about their achievements in renewable energy in the ACT,†I’m told, and… https://t.co/71QOrhZ1xL
@purserj @dobes @ParrotOfTheDay I saw and tweeted both these things earlier, and approve.
“US whistleblower blames Australian government for ‘Orwellian’ axing of conference speech†by @joshgnosis https://t.co/1M9pZOk3ZK #CyberCon
@Thefinnigans @kcarruthers There is no such thing as cyberlaksa.
“US whistleblower dropped from speaking at Melbourne cybersecurity conference†by @arielbogle https://t.co/DsBKxcIymO #CyberCon
@jpwarren The Thing being the Security of Critical Infrastructure Act 2018 (SOCI Act) https://t.co/Q3UEYbLAGu and p… https://t.co/LVIHVOL5ru
@jpwarren It’s these eight as defined in The Thing. https://t.co/8KC3TnBpH3
Final session for me today, a bit more critical infrastructure. #CyberCon pic.twitter.com/mszAxI79U8
RT @jeamland: The Blue Lagoon https://t.co/fnuZiFgUw1
Tue plan, remainder: 1510 another session at the @AISA_National @CyberGovAU Australian Cyber Conference… https://t.co/zCuVD2ggmz
TheOnion For more exemplary journalism, visit theonion.com. pic.twitter.com/f5ejlTOaGE
beverleywang I’m probably going to regret this tweet.
But does anyone think political correctness has not gone far enough?
RT @reselsnark: President Obama was so powerful that his presidency reached backwards in time a decade and replaced George W Bush… https:…
Losing the Mandate of Heaven, @SnarkyPlatypus! https://t.co/Xwyy8WDzMP
@elisethoma5 Fascinating, isn’t it.
@thornae @Cacotopos @NewtonMark Nice.
@nullary @MsLods For the speaker stuff, the conference is now co-convened by @CyberGovAU, so they probably don’t wa… https://t.co/3xdnj8rvHP
@MsLods Blocking the media from reporting on a public consultation is a new kind of logic.
@piemetheus That’s part of a different strategy.
@MsLods It comes and goes.
RT @jeamland: sexy version `GLIBC_2.29’ not found (required by /tmp/_MEI239XtQ/libpython3.6m.so.1.0) https://t.co/p0kak3dGYX
RT @NathOnSecurity: nobody:
systemd: eth0 is now enp0s10 lol
@itgrrl MUNCH!
RT @voltagex: Okay, so what do they taste like? https://t.co/IImmsOg7Km
pptsapper @StefanMolyneux Oh hush, child
Grownups are talking
RT @_cingraham: Researchers painted a cow with zebra stripes and found that it reduced insect bites by 50% https://t.co/z5CzsSKOP9 https://…
HONK! https://t.co/E6bTR95dTL
@timehhh It’s a risk, certainly.
“Energisedâ€? Could I get a second opinion from someone in the room*? I’ve been told it’s “boring as batshitâ€.… https://t.co/hMqb7eHjez
RT @abradamlinkoln: you can do it, we believe in you https://t.co/TBWb2sjuIW
@timehhh It’s for your own good.
Simpson is making much the same point in whatever stream this is. #CyberCon https://t.co/T8DCIZZ58N
RT @summerscope: “I would never buy a self sacrificing car… but everyone else should!â€
Ahh the classic problem of individual selfishness…
RT @Cyber_Cox: Some people live long enough to have TWO midlife crises. https://t.co/POktshX1Id
@max_au I am cyberbanned from that room, mostly. :(
@Gwyntaglaw @JohnBirmingham @brisbanetimes Nice work.
Next up for me, a bit more incident response. #CyberCon pic.twitter.com/cDcRzxXVP2
@JohnBirmingham @brisbanetimes “Leased†research hahaha pun not intentional. Otherwise the joke would be rent asunder!
RT @Erinkyan: Every man I’ve known or heard of who was ever jealous of a baby’s attention was eventually revealed to be abusive. Every sing…
@dippizuka The government is fully aware of how much I would and would not troll them. :)
RT @arekfurt: If you somehow still haven’t patched your affected Pulse, Fortigate, or Palo Alto VPNs it’s not enough just to do so: You nee…
“Energyâ€. https://t.co/quiV1zj3Wu
“Australia inches closer to compelling access to US data under CLOUD Act†by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/0wcYjprdLp #inches
“US blacklists 28 Chinese entities, citing their role in repressing Uyghur Muslims†by @campbell_kwan https://t.co/7oFyXX2tG8
RT @itgrrl: Obligatory state slide for #CyberCon
Disappointing gender breakdown, but you’ve gotta love those Xxx sponsors 😂 (o believe th…
@kcarruthers Well you can’t drown on an airline. Not even on Tiger.
@christopherneal Huffing brake fluid. [Nods]
@HapgoodK I’ll have to dig that out! In any event, I’ll be reporting on this session in some way in the next few days.
The slide on screen says macOS, so there’s that. #CyberCon https://t.co/hlGz1HvToI
There’s more to this than Sudafedpic.twitter.com/0xMuE8TltXtX
“My great and unmatched wisdomâ€! https://t.co/SvRUTfhL9h
@TimWattsMP @BartHoogeveen @AussieArchivist @ANAO_Australia It’s not really a vote-winner, is it, and that’s all th… https://t.co/8zOc3vZftw
Next for me: “How resilient is the Mac OSX to cyber-attacks?†Hahahaha#CyberConrpic.twitter.com/5TjttspVQopVQo
Mind you, this is an important point. #CyberCon https://t.co/T2ZBO0QRaV
@ASPI_ICPC I haven’t tweeted any of this because it’s more or less a straight run-through of the report. Worth reading thou#CyberConrCon
Timeless, etc. https://t.co/fWCKuUdk8V
RT @ArmsControlWonk: ‘the fuck? https://t.co/fR74zC9XcZ
@therevmountain @ASPI_ICPC Ah yes, I was just thinking “I know that style!†and was looking for a credit. It’s up o… https://t.co/QddpiBJraH
Next for me, a view from the National Archives of Australia (NAA). Anne Lyons is backgrounding her @ASPI_ICPC repor… https://t.co/ht7me1LbnT
@gavincostello There’s a lot of idiocy in these matters.
They’re missing one of the Six Ps#CyberConopic.twitter.com/tSy5f9v03a3a
For some reason the media was cleared out of this session. Apparently knowing about the need for more diversity is… https://t.co/OjelHNRkDx
@itgrrl @NewtonMark @jpwarren Goddam nerding!
Yeah nah, because you need your comms to manage potential safety problems. They found WhatsApp so useful that it’s… https://t.co/RKzsbpsWyX
Oooh! We’re onto Maersk Oil Qatar and… guess what? NotPetya#CyberConon
@itgrrl @NewtonMark @jpwarren It’s a GUID matched back to the registration database.
This presentation on how RedGas recovered from Shamoon contains lots of info on how much manual and offline capabil… https://t.co/k38lxOXIvJ
We should find out where they live and take appropriate action. https://t.co/EWmOJ0ZtA3
@NewtonMark @itgrrl @jpwarren You’re not helping, Mark.
@itgrrl @jpwarren This is normal for all kinds of conferences, to see which sessions were popular etc. But yes, num… https://t.co/eQYkQCaJNU
Morris is talking about RedGas. They had lots of redundancy and high-speed replication, but all that meant was that… https://t.co/FmLH9Yo4ZB
We’re starting to talk about Saudi Aramco and Shamoon, then RasGas#CyberConon
First up for me in one of 16 parallel sessions, some critical infrastructure. #CyberCon pic.twitter.com/uvt78OBjwb
Crossing the Yarra. pic.twitter.com/BbcKee670f
@Surlysimon @NewtonMark @LisaMillar Interesting. I don’t have time to pursue that thought today, though. Grrr.
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap. https://t.co/fcGYP6KMey
Tue plan, supplemental: My pace today will definitely be affected by last night’s lack of sleep and many, um, urgen… https://t.co/zIUtgxku7d
@DDsD Glad to hear you’re making headway. That all sounded quite nasty.
@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus I do like it when people adopt a marked version ironically. I think it was @sophblack w… https://t.co/0DpR5Jd7SE
@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus In linguistics it’s called the “unmarked defaultâ€, like using “actor†and “actress†or… https://t.co/AWtwbKpg1U
@dobes The Light on the Hill?
(I’ll get grief for this, but meh.pic.twitter.com/GaeOuquoXCXC
@NewtonMark Heh. “As you get olderâ€.
Interesting. https://t.co/56DplJ1Xqc
I also see that @engunimelb is using its official account to call it out. https://t.co/8uPAtGvMUn
Well this is interesting. I’ve only just skimmed the thread, so I have no comment to add yet, but it does seem worr… https://t.co/J12qF2XN5f
RT @NewtonMark: Whenever you see the phrase, “political correctness,†mentally substitute “treating other people with respect.†It means th…
Today I’m at the @AISA_National @CyberGovAU Australian Cyber Conference and tweeting therefrom.… https://t.co/3287BfIgZP
@lelak I don’t trust all these moons. What are they up to?
“Praise the Lord,†etc. https://t.co/w5WWZrwhsT
This is too many moons. https://t.co/rOwvMIBrSj
@garthk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
@duckmaus @inmybackyardpls Who on earth would put a parody account on Twitter?
RT @duckmaus: This tweet contains the wonderful trifecta of three utterly unrelated matters of World War II, climate change, and Remainers…
Donnough @Ethelmonster @bombsfall That’s Untitled Cassowary Game pic.twitter.com/7GQVlbYf9D
RT @RadioFreeTom: Good luck with that https://t.co/T1lDe3Z1FY
@SnarkyPlatypus Learning the lessons of colonialism, eh? You’re such a hopeless romantic!
@SnarkyPlatypus Didn’t that thing we went to point to this trade-brings-democracy view as the one that was widely h… https://t.co/5WbFEEVW3X
RT @jpwarren: I’m writing a feature on rethinking security for @CRN_au so if you’re a CIO or CISO who has opinions and would like to share…
RT @Harvard_Press: Marijuana reform should focus on inequality, says @allofmilov, author of The Cigarette: A Political History. When regula…
Tue plan, an outline: It’s all about the @AISA_National @CyberGovAU Australian Cyber Conference… https://t.co/qi2pfbRxpP
@datakid23 @secvalve @ExcapeArtist @VTeagueAus There’s also this one behind a paywall but with a free trial at… https://t.co/7G5ImUT5uB
@datakid23 @secvalve @ExcapeArtist @VTeagueAus And for those who prefer reading to listening:
“Electronic voting a… https://t.co/6v8EvwtDvA
Ah Melbourne, I love you! pic.twitter.com/jWLHbfS5P0
Tuesday. How many letters is three? Tuesday.