Midnight. Gorn.
@erstkate I think this is where we’re going, yes.
TheOnion Vespa Corporation Enchants Another Slight Little Man-Child trib.al/E82w8gG pic.twitter.com/IpIxws22tk
@paulbam3 Wait. I might be up for this.
@edbott Exactly. I should never have come to Canberra.
@morebento No no, these are the people I’m having dinner with.
So now it’s about Chris Ulhmann and wind farms and crying. “Because Greta Thundberg has things to do.” I have no idea what’s going on now.
What the fuck is even going on any more?
“The federal election result was a clear sign that I should buy more bank shares in my family trust.”
@erstkate I’m sure that’s not the case.
OH: “My aim is to be the cucumber and dive in, but not become a pickle… which is why I won’t join the Liberal Partytwitter.com/i/web/status/1…6f1d
@kcarruthers @jpwarren @Steve_Lockstep I was right. This is getting so out of hand. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Viking_Sec How many security researchers do you know that are loosely endorsed by the Vatican? twitter.com/padresj/status…
Yeah this is out of hand.
erstkate My teen sexual fantasies were all about things like this. twitter.com/InterestingSci…
Kill me now. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…
Attn: @dobes. twitter.com/FinancialRevie…
@erstkate You’re welcome.
@glengyron I’m conscious of my responsibility to the community.
@giantmetalrobot Look this should have happened three election cycles ago.
@OpenaDoor Like so many things in life.
@_midofo_ I had a steak.
@jxeeno Um, I said this once.
About fucking time you daft Taswegian twats. twitter.com/emlybkr/status…
@jonoabroad What? I don’t understand any of this.
@TeamBloomart Noted, thank you.
moylecroft @jeamland @NewtonMark this is a truly amazing cross over. I almost want one. pic.twitter.com/ohDWPNcf3Q
MarkDiStef Really is a Proper Brexit Day.
Not even midday and tweets are getting increasingly incomprehensible.
People quote..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Km
Fact: Dinner with @kcarruthers @jpwarren @Steve_Lockstep is a terrible idea.
“Mission Accomplished”! twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
KetanJ0 Whatever happened to Scientific American? I have vague, hazy memories that they used to be quite good? twitter.com/sciam/status/1…
@BXGD I think you’re right, but this still scares us.
The reason you have imposter syndrome is that you are actually a useless cunt.
OH: “So we land, and offload the dead guy…”
I have literally no idea what this means. twitter.com/Steve_Lockstep…
You, @SnarkyPlatypus?
Can anyone help me with this first item? pic.twitter.com/8vm6LrsbHU
@joannejacobs @dawnstarau @jpwarren @kcarruthers This whole dinner will not end well.
The Blue Lagoon. twitter.com/dobes/status/1…
@joannejacobs @jpwarren @kcarruthers Yes, she’s sitting opposite from me shouting at Justin right now.
@NewtonMark @GordyPls @dobes @rohan_p Look I’ll check. This was @Steve_Lockstep’s proposal.
I’ve just come back online after about 15 minutes of no 4G, so no tweets from the Q&A alas. But watch out for some..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tl
Thompson: Australia’s offensive cyber capability is “very, very good”.
Wilson: “We shall hack them on the beaches.”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0g
The Q&A begins, and here’s the first question. #CyberHypothetical pic.twitter.com/T4KIB4rZnM
MacGibbon keeps saying he won’t mention the 2016 Census, so sure. #CyberHypothetical
Thompson just said that despite talking about cyber warfare all the time, there’s no such thing. There’s just warfa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lb
OK I have just been reverse-heckled from stage. It has been requested that I don’t report what just happened as bei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bk
@GordyPls @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark And Australia thanks you.
Also, there is talk of the 2025 election being done on the blockchain, and via an app, but I will not tweet about t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kW
@itgrrl Hahahahaha no.
Hah! To push Australia’s message online in 2025, everyone will have to do cyber national service, tweeting two hour..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iO
I’m hoping this question gets up, but I don’t think it will. #CyberHypothetical pic.twitter.com/y9Q5aPY2n7
Carruthers has just called for social media organisations to be seen as utilities and to be regulated just like we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L6
The hypothetical moves on. Via a mining company, the bad guys have created a fleet of zombie robot mining trucks an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I5
Since espionage isn’t new, Thompson says “we shouldn’t throw our toys out of the cot” just because we discover some..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gJ
Thompson is talking about the difficulties of cyber attribution, with the standard of evidence less than law enforc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ke
I’m going to pull back my tweets now, and limit them to newsworthy stuff. This is a great discussion, though much o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G1
Warren just said: “They’re not lazy, they’re differently motivated.” Nice phrase. #CyberHypothetical
Carruthers is onto the baseline we should have: Network segmentation and encryption, 2FA, minimum access etc. We’ve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OV
Thompson says we made it too easy for attackers. If we know someone’s name we probably know their login name. (I wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6H
MacGibbon says that when we saw the first bank phishing email into Australia in 2003 — he was in AFP at the time —twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AizT
Thompson says that beyond the defence systems and the core national security agencies,” there’s “variable levels of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ak
We’re warming up with some chat about the risks and realities of spearphishing. #CyberHypothetical
The year is 2025, says @Steve_Lockstep, and GWS has just won their fourth straight final. This is an incredibly unr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0s
And here’s the panel. #CyberHypothetical pic.twitter.com/V1Utq1GndL
I am one of them. #CyberHypothetical twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…
Watching a couple of UNSW TVCs and they’re hilarious. Someone should also tell @nphair his mic is on. #CyberHypothetical
Waiting for the cybering to begin. #CyberHypothetical
@RealNickHodge I don’t think they’ll let me bring it back.
thinkpiecebot Have “Liberals” Who Are Totally Willing To Profit Off Of Fascists Gone Out Of Style?
ShugoWah because we’re queer and you think our blood is fucking radioactive twitter.com/SideEffectsNew…
Ah, there’s a hashtag. #CyberHypothetical twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
stilgherrian “Australia as concerned about cyber Bond villains as state actors” zdnet.com/article/austra… #cyber #cyberbond
@juhasaarinen I’ll be cybering for a while before I self-destruct.
I suppose I should wander over to the auditorium soon. I’m currently being lazy in the Cyber school. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…
@jamietarabay It’ll be a @zdnetaustralia thing tomorrow arvo, but yeah, I will try to remember. :)
@juhasaarinen I too would be critical of my mission if it involved hanging around in Canberra Airport.
Earlier this year Major General Thompson said this: “Australia has a challenge of scaling defence capabilities for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D8
Soon (1630 AEDT) I’ll be at this Cyber Security Hypothetical at ADFA. unsw.adfa.edu.au/cyber-security… Many interesting susp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NM
@jonoabroad Unless the answer should be more like, “No, an ADFA t-shirt.”
@jonoabroad I couldn’t say, I don’t know the genres well enough.
@KJKarp @techoglot @GordyPls @NewtonMark @nerdi @TorSamundsett Noted for future reference. :)
Picketer Siri, show me a topical tweet from 1996 pic.twitter.com/5LlPcIEC2U
@RhombusHatesYou Hard to say. I’m choosing to let it just roll over me.
I’ve been gossiping and enjoying the signs and posters. pic.twitter.com/Wx2jfEx7GN
Hey @RealNickHodge, have a 25-pounder. pic.twitter.com/7hGzfHnZnC
@techoglot It’s a whole thing here now. “UNSW Canberra Cyber”.
@techoglot Very cool. I’m just here for the cybers today.
@kcarruthers @jpwarren @nphair Cool. I’m just having a coffee in the courtyard, so will pop over after that.
@NewtonMark @techoglot @GordyPls @nerdi @TorSamundsett If you prefer a pub, the Great Northern on Pacific Highway.
@NewtonMark @techoglot @GordyPls @nerdi @TorSamundsett Your main danger is boredom. :) Near Artarmon station is a g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Re
@SnarkyPlatypus I am the best medication!
It’s two hours until the thing starts so I should find @kcarruthers and/or @jpwarren and/or @nphair and somewhere t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IC
Now at the Australian Defence Force Academy (ADFA) in Canberra where the coffee cups are camouflaged and the birds..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iy
Things are not well at Canberra Airport. pic.twitter.com/nNVVVy3EKw
jodiem So @AntonyGreenABC has called it! it’s OK, Canada, you can relax now. twitter.com/AntonyGreenABC…
GordyPls You just need to find a lifelong straight millennial with normal blood pressure, no recent tattoos, piercings or ve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ya
maxuthink Multiculturalism is just like garam masala, in that white people co-opt any part of someone’s culture that suits th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vp
How we did it. pic.twitter.com/dWmoaXp02F
Touchdown Canberra. instagram.com/p/B353bENguKU/…
Transmitters off. See you in Canberra.
@vealmince Only 156 were ever built. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_717
Wait, I may have to share this engine with others. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
The view from 21A, where I’ve been provided with my very own engine on this Boeing 717-200. instagram.com/p/B35w-TQgkqr/…
Boarding. pic.twitter.com/Ph42aeXC1i
@davispg Or inflating it for flight.
There’s my sky-chariot for today. Not the best view. VH-YQY. pic.twitter.com/CIl8wjyPDu
jamietarabay A Lebanese mother told protesters her baby was scared. So they sang ‘Baby Shark’
cnn.it/2W2XBag?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oy
@jpwarren I suppose I should find somewhere there to work for a couple of hours before you lot start crapping on.
@NewtonMark @expectproblems Recommendation noted.
Taking my pants off now. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
@drsimmo @SnarkyPlatypus It’s slang for “fisting”.
@philkernick Pretty lame crack, I reckon.
Yeah! Bugger an orange! twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…
@boynxdor @N1CKTheOne Bah. Trams and light rail are the same thing.
@jplonie @NewtonMark That is really good. Thanks, Mark!
@expectproblems I think @NewtonMark needs to know about this.
@jaseygalore @PeteLawler I would never judge.
@AUSFestivus Like this, you mean? stilgherrian.com/category/weekl…
@expectproblems Building a replica would be interesting, but as usual the engine would be the challenge.
@jaseygalore @PeteLawler My point is that a man sitting next to me has opened a packet of instant cappuccino granul..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gi
@mattcdef2000 Classy.
@misosusanowa @GavinCoote Heh. We all have our own perception of trash animals. :)
@TimWattsMP Nowhere so glamorous. Shortly I’ll be in… Canberra.
It has been determined that I do not present a threat to aviation security.
It’s a long time since I’ve been in Terminal 3 and I’d forgotten that Qantas’ first aircraft is here. pic.twitter.com/qr63HZplRe
@kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus @Thefinnigans How about “Separate fools from their money”?
@misosusanowa @GavinCoote They’re cute, but they can also be annoying. They’re made of concrete and are very, very stubborn.
@foursaken No we wouldn’t.
@dobes I did not design this, but wish I had. @JohnBirmingham needs to know about this too.
A man sitting next to me has opened a packet of instant cappuccino granules and is just pouring them down his mouth.
@RealNickHodge You’d have to ask @jpwarren.
@kcarruthers @Thefinnigans @SnarkyPlatypus Also, snake oil.
@AUSFestivus I’ve been talking about it for the last week!
GavinCoote Happy Wombat Day. You dig lots of holes in random and inconvenient places but gosh you’re adorable pic.twitter.com/Ck1kbgmQaJ
@RealNickHodge Correct.
jpwarren Remember, these people are providing strategic advice to senior management all over Australia. What else might they..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fH
The Cow Is Blue. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…
The George Street trams are running every couple of minutes now as the drivers clock up their training hours. I’m t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bf
@kcarruthers I’m catching a 1255 flight.
little_paisano It’s time to revive the legendary tweets pic.twitter.com/GJQgpjr2dW
@firstdogonmoon Are you allowed to cover koalas in paint? It doesn’t seem healthy.
@Epigrammist @SnarkyPlatypus This is a fantastic series, yes.
@MatthewBevan @SnarkyPlatypus Correct.
I’ve just seen a coffee shop called Drip Kulture and as a man approaching a certain age I find this to be less than pleasant.
@MatthewBevan @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah, The Fiddler has managed to create a vast pub that doesn’t feel like a vast pub.
SnarkyPlatypus Get them to try and rentseek on behalf of an Australian company 😂
SnarkyPlatypus Reality show competition concept - get foreigners to try and imitate an Australian accent. Also subject them to oth..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ki
@SnarkyPlatypus @jonoabroad I see where you’re going there.
NewtonMark Screenshotted. Because we know this will be excruciatingly funny in about six months. #RightToKnow pic.twitter.com/OFuYy3auyd
@MatthewBevan I have, yes. In fact on Sunday the @SnarkyPlatypus and I went for Sunday Lunch in Rouse Hill, for the glamour of it all.
queer4days “It’s not that people being abused don’t know how computers work, it’s that people who make computers don’t know ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CT
@MatthewBevan Indeed.
@jonoabroad We’ve been through this, Jono.
Hogan698 Me: What’s it like being a woman on the internet?
Women: twitter.com/newscientist/s…
@dobes I am familiar with all aspects of cybermoats.
“Australia as concerned about cyber Bond villains as state actors” zdnet.com/article/austra… #cyber #cyberbond
@dobes Is it Pezzullo? Yes, of course it’s Pezzullo.
@elronxenu Yield Management is a fascinating thing. There was more than $200 difference between the two on the SYD-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9x
@GordyPls @johncarneyau @michellelegro Does that include the hat?
@SnarkyPlatypus I shall.
Tue plan, supplemental: It’s the first time in ages that I’ve flown Qantas, because UNSW rules say I have to take t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nu
Tue plan, confirmed: 1000 Pho; 1255 QF1523 SYD-CBR; 1630 Cyber Security Hypothetical, ADFA unsw.adfa.edu.au/cyber-security…;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dp
fesshole I frequently masturbate thinking about sucking Boris Johnson’s cock. I hate him politically, but something about him makes me Wet.
Histreepix Female admirers gather to feast on the microbes in Adolf Hitler’s sebaceous oils. Berlin, 1939. pic.twitter.com/pj9m9shbBq
“Unexpected event(s) have occured.” pic.twitter.com/qC7G0bQYF2
@techoglot Hurrah!
Correct. twitter.com/PollHereford/s…
“St Kevin’s College issues apology after students’ sexist chant on Melbourne tram” abc.net.au/news/2019-10-2…
Includi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yM
summer__heidi Right, I’m going back to bed. twitter.com/InterestingSci…
@expectproblems I thought it was earlier than that, but still… pic.twitter.com/GSS3td4hkK
@dobes @wibbly Here you go. pic.twitter.com/he6CIgAl8J
Tue plan, draft: Health Patrol assurance tasks; 1255 QF1523 SYD-CBR; 1630 Cyber Security Hypothetical, ADFA..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…it
Can anyone help @garthk? twitter.com/garthk/status/…
Yet more Spring in Sydney today. This is getting out of hand. pic.twitter.com/AwPqDjURaB
Tuesday. Two circles, one circle, and a rectangle. Tuesday.