Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 22nd, 2019

@erstkate I think this is where we’re going, yes.

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TheOnion Vespa Corporation Enchants Another Slight Little Man-Child trib.al/E82w8gG pic.twitter.com/IpIxws22tk

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@edbott Exactly. I should never have come to Canberra.

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@morebento No no, these are the people I’m having dinner with.

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So now it’s about Chris Ulhmann and wind farms and crying. “Because Greta Thundberg has things to do.” I have no idea what’s going on now.

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What the fuck is even going on any more?

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“The federal election result was a clear sign that I should buy more bank shares in my family trust.”

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OH: “My aim is to be the cucumber and dive in, but not become a pickle… which is why I won’t join the Liberal Partytwitter.com/i/web/status/1…6f1d

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Viking_Sec How many security researchers do you know that are loosely endorsed by the Vatican? twitter.com/padresj/status…

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Yeah this is out of hand.

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erstkate My teen sexual fantasies were all about things like this. twitter.com/InterestingSci…

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@glengyron I’m conscious of my responsibility to the community.

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@giantmetalrobot Look this should have happened three election cycles ago.

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About fucking time you daft Taswegian twats. twitter.com/emlybkr/status…

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@jonoabroad What? I don’t understand any of this.

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moylecroft @jeamland @NewtonMark this is a truly amazing cross over. I almost want one. pic.twitter.com/ohDWPNcf3Q

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MarkDiStef Really is a Proper Brexit Day.

Not even midday and tweets are getting increasingly incomprehensible.

People quote..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Km

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Fact: Dinner with @kcarruthers @jpwarren @Steve_Lockstep is a terrible idea.

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KetanJ0 Whatever happened to Scientific American? I have vague, hazy memories that they used to be quite good? twitter.com/sciam/status/1…

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@BXGD I think you’re right, but this still scares us.

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The reason you have imposter syndrome is that you are actually a useless cunt.

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OH: “So we land, and offload the dead guy…”

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I have literally no idea what this means. twitter.com/Steve_Lockstep…

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Can anyone help me with this first item? pic.twitter.com/8vm6LrsbHU

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@joannejacobs @jpwarren @kcarruthers Yes, she’s sitting opposite from me shouting at Justin right now.

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I’ve just come back online after about 15 minutes of no 4G, so no tweets from the Q&A alas. But watch out for some..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tl

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Thompson: Australia’s offensive cyber capability is “very, very good”.
Wilson: “We shall hack them on the beaches.”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0g

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MacGibbon keeps saying he won’t mention the 2016 Census, so sure.

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Thompson just said that despite talking about cyber warfare all the time, there’s no such thing. There’s just warfa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lb

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OK I have just been reverse-heckled from stage. It has been requested that I don’t report what just happened as bei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bk

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Also, there is talk of the 2025 election being done on the blockchain, and via an app, but I will not tweet about t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kW

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Hah! To push Australia’s message online in 2025, everyone will have to do cyber national service, tweeting two hour..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iO

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I’m hoping this question gets up, but I don’t think it will. pic.twitter.com/y9Q5aPY2n7

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Carruthers has just called for social media organisations to be seen as utilities and to be regulated just like we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L6

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The hypothetical moves on. Via a mining company, the bad guys have created a fleet of zombie robot mining trucks an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I5

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Since espionage isn’t new, Thompson says “we shouldn’t throw our toys out of the cot” just because we discover some..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gJ

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Thompson is talking about the difficulties of cyber attribution, with the standard of evidence less than law enforc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ke

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I’m going to pull back my tweets now, and limit them to newsworthy stuff. This is a great discussion, though much o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G1

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Warren just said: “They’re not lazy, they’re differently motivated.” Nice phrase.

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Carruthers is onto the baseline we should have: Network segmentation and encryption, 2FA, minimum access etc. We’ve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OV

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Thompson says we made it too easy for attackers. If we know someone’s name we probably know their login name. (I wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6H

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MacGibbon says that when we saw the first bank phishing email into Australia in 2003 — he was in AFP at the time —twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AizT

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Thompson says that beyond the defence systems and the core national security agencies,” there’s “variable levels of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ak

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We’re warming up with some chat about the risks and realities of spearphishing.

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The year is 2025, says @Steve_Lockstep, and GWS has just won their fourth straight final. This is an incredibly unr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0s

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Watching a couple of UNSW TVCs and they’re hilarious. Someone should also tell @nphair his mic is on.

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@RealNickHodge I don’t think they’ll let me bring it back.

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thinkpiecebot Have “Liberals” Who Are Totally Willing To Profit Off Of Fascists Gone Out Of Style?

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ShugoWah because we’re queer and you think our blood is fucking radioactive twitter.com/SideEffectsNew…

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stilgherrian “Australia as concerned about cyber Bond villains as state actors” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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@juhasaarinen I’ll be cybering for a while before I self-destruct.

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I suppose I should wander over to the auditorium soon. I’m currently being lazy in the Cyber school. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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@jamietarabay It’ll be a @zdnetaustralia thing tomorrow arvo, but yeah, I will try to remember. :)

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@juhasaarinen I too would be critical of my mission if it involved hanging around in Canberra Airport.

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Earlier this year Major General Thompson said this: “Australia has a challenge of scaling defence capabilities for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D8

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Soon (1630 AEDT) I’ll be at this Cyber Security Hypothetical at ADFA. unsw.adfa.edu.au/cyber-security… Many interesting susp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NM

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@jonoabroad Unless the answer should be more like, “No, an ADFA t-shirt.”

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@jonoabroad I couldn’t say, I don’t know the genres well enough.

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Picketer Siri, show me a topical tweet from 1996 pic.twitter.com/5LlPcIEC2U

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@RhombusHatesYou Hard to say. I’m choosing to let it just roll over me.

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I’ve been gossiping and enjoying the signs and posters. pic.twitter.com/Wx2jfEx7GN

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@techoglot It’s a whole thing here now. “UNSW Canberra Cyber”.

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@techoglot Very cool. I’m just here for the cybers today.

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@kcarruthers @jpwarren @nphair Cool. I’m just having a coffee in the courtyard, so will pop over after that.

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@NewtonMark @techoglot @GordyPls @nerdi @TorSamundsett If you prefer a pub, the Great Northern on Pacific Highway.

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It’s two hours until the thing starts so I should find @kcarruthers and/or @jpwarren and/or @nphair and somewhere t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IC

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Now at the Australian Defence Force Academy (ADFA) in Canberra where the coffee cups are camouflaged and the birds..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iy

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Things are not well at Canberra Airport. pic.twitter.com/nNVVVy3EKw

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jodiem So @AntonyGreenABC has called it! it’s OK, Canada, you can relax now. twitter.com/AntonyGreenABC…

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GordyPls You just need to find a lifelong straight millennial with normal blood pressure, no recent tattoos, piercings or ve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ya

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maxuthink Multiculturalism is just like garam masala, in that white people co-opt any part of someone’s culture that suits th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vp

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Transmitters off. See you in Canberra.

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The view from 21A, where I’ve been provided with my very own engine on this Boeing 717-200. instagram.com/p/B35w-TQgkqr/…

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There’s my sky-chariot for today. Not the best view. VH-YQY. pic.twitter.com/CIl8wjyPDu

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jamietarabay A Lebanese mother told protesters her baby was scared. So they sang ‘Baby Shark’

cnn.it/2W2XBag?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oy

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@jpwarren I suppose I should find somewhere there to work for a couple of hours before you lot start crapping on.

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@boynxdor @N1CKTheOne Bah. Trams and light rail are the same thing.

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@jplonie @NewtonMark That is really good. Thanks, Mark!

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@expectproblems Building a replica would be interesting, but as usual the engine would be the challenge.

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@jaseygalore @PeteLawler My point is that a man sitting next to me has opened a packet of instant cappuccino granul..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gi

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@misosusanowa @GavinCoote Heh. We all have our own perception of trash animals. :)

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@TimWattsMP Nowhere so glamorous. Shortly I’ll be in… Canberra.

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It has been determined that I do not present a threat to aviation security.

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It’s a long time since I’ve been in Terminal 3 and I’d forgotten that Qantas’ first aircraft is here. pic.twitter.com/qr63HZplRe

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@misosusanowa @GavinCoote They’re cute, but they can also be annoying. They’re made of concrete and are very, very stubborn.

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@dobes I did not design this, but wish I had. @JohnBirmingham needs to know about this too.

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A man sitting next to me has opened a packet of instant cappuccino granules and is just pouring them down his mouth.

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@AUSFestivus I’ve been talking about it for the last week!

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GavinCoote Happy Wombat Day. You dig lots of holes in random and inconvenient places but gosh you’re adorable pic.twitter.com/Ck1kbgmQaJ

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jpwarren Remember, these people are providing strategic advice to senior management all over Australia. What else might they..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fH

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The George Street trams are running every couple of minutes now as the drivers clock up their training hours. I’m t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bf

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little_paisano It’s time to revive the legendary tweets pic.twitter.com/GJQgpjr2dW

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@firstdogonmoon Are you allowed to cover koalas in paint? It doesn’t seem healthy.

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I’ve just seen a coffee shop called Drip Kulture and as a man approaching a certain age I find this to be less than pleasant.

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@MatthewBevan @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah, The Fiddler has managed to create a vast pub that doesn’t feel like a vast pub.

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SnarkyPlatypus Get them to try and rentseek on behalf of an Australian company 😂

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SnarkyPlatypus Reality show competition concept - get foreigners to try and imitate an Australian accent. Also subject them to oth..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ki

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NewtonMark Screenshotted. Because we know this will be excruciatingly funny in about six months. pic.twitter.com/OFuYy3auyd

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@MatthewBevan I have, yes. In fact on Sunday the @SnarkyPlatypus and I went for Sunday Lunch in Rouse Hill, for the glamour of it all.

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queer4days “It’s not that people being abused don’t know how computers work, it’s that people who make computers don’t know ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CT

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Hogan698 Me: What’s it like being a woman on the internet?

Women: twitter.com/newscientist/s…

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@dobes I am familiar with all aspects of cybermoats.

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@dobes Is it Pezzullo? Yes, of course it’s Pezzullo.

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@elronxenu Yield Management is a fascinating thing. There was more than $200 difference between the two on the SYD-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9x

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Tue plan, supplemental: It’s the first time in ages that I’ve flown Qantas, because UNSW rules say I have to take t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nu

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Tue plan, confirmed: 1000 Pho; 1255 QF1523 SYD-CBR; 1630 Cyber Security Hypothetical, ADFA unsw.adfa.edu.au/cyber-security…;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dp

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fesshole I frequently masturbate thinking about sucking Boris Johnson’s cock. I hate him politically, but something about him makes me Wet.

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Histreepix Female admirers gather to feast on the microbes in Adolf Hitler’s sebaceous oils. Berlin, 1939. pic.twitter.com/pj9m9shbBq

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“Unexpected event(s) have occured.” pic.twitter.com/qC7G0bQYF2

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“St Kevin’s College issues apology after students’ sexist chant on Melbourne tram” abc.net.au/news/2019-10-2…

Includi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yM

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summer__heidi Right, I’m going back to bed. twitter.com/InterestingSci…

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Tue plan, draft: Health Patrol assurance tasks; 1255 QF1523 SYD-CBR; 1630 Cyber Security Hypothetical, ADFA..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…it

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Yet more Spring in Sydney today. This is getting out of hand. pic.twitter.com/AwPqDjURaB

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Tuesday. Two circles, one circle, and a rectangle. Tuesday.

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