Gorn.
@_midofo_ Who can say?
@gregmcintyre Sadly, more than a week later, this one didn’t make the cut.
RT @7NewsAustralia: This is the dramatic moment a hero doctor spent 37 minutes sucking urine from an elderly passenger’s blocked bladder mi…
Newsweek Sarah Sanders claims Donald Trump reads “more than anybody I know” trib.al/GCsGfKA
@JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ OK, please provide us with the area of you perineum in square metres.
@therambler99 @jpwarren @dobes @NewtonMark @jeamland I chose not to click through, though I did see an Instagram ph… https://t.co/ctFleYWgXh
RT @CBSNews: HOG WILD: This journalist in Greece was trying to do a live broadcast — when a huge spotted pig came into the shot and started…
davelee1968 One of the most gloriously stupid pieces of art ever created by humankind. pic.twitter.com/59rHNaxE5s
@_midofo_ There might be a passing mention.
@JustJimWillDo @jpwarren @dobes @NewtonMark @jeamland It’s all part of the yonification of discourse.
@Aitch_El I do this for you all.
RT @NewtonMark: Neglecting a helmet? Oh noes! Better get four cops to knock him off the scooter and beat the absolute shit out of him and a…
@manindotblack @jpwarren @dobes @NewtonMark @jeamland Almost. Must try harder.
@jpwarren @dobes @NewtonMark @jeamland He also does urine therapy, if you’re interested.
And here’s one for @jpwarren @dobes @NewtonMark @jeamland. https://t.co/62Zxn9YoUH
This is all completely legitimate. pic.twitter.com/Y4G0tN6d6H
The research for this weekend’s podcast is going very well indeedinstagram.com/p/B4DyE3xBKcp/kpic.twitter.com/V3xCRwAUq9q9
@stufromoz Bugger.
Il pleut. For a few minutes, anyway. The smell of petrichor is quite intense. pic.twitter.com/kTHEqywE10
RT @HartWexford: Because no other musical has so perfectly captured the truth: that music makes a sound https://t.co/aUXSCZFFMJ
I’m glad that pre-production is mostly about finding audio fragments and writing scripts, because the smoke and dus… https://t.co/1Zhifs227w
Sat plan, remainder: Pre-production for tomorrow’s podcast recording. This is a solo episode. There will be an end-… https://t.co/kDm2xfuFR6
RT @ShaughnessyMat: @SkyNewsAust WOMAN WHO WONT SHUT UP ABOUT WHAT SHE THINKS ABOUT POLITICS THINKS OTHER PEOPLE SHOULD SHUT UP ABOUT WHAT…
Good nap was good.
@erstkate @manindotblack Nom nom nom.
RT @KateHoldsworth_: Christmas Island according to Australia Post. Probs not how I’d spend $185m, but the cocktails look good https://t.co/…
RT @buitengebieden_: Moose are fast, even in deep snow! 😱 https://t.co/tSK4EDpIMC
Fair question. https://t.co/FWCAD96iiq
@erstkate It’s too smoky and dusty outside.
@R_Chirgwin @weezmgk The @rainparrot isn’t very good at handling the complex terrain up here, but if does happen it… https://t.co/LCZY33jhRN
@phil_sec_mel @lenoretaylor That’s a by-product I think. The main aim is to hook into the middle-class class idea t… https://t.co/j9iACyVTV8
@erstkate Sorry.
@MatthewBevan Back at @abcadelaide in the second half of the 1980s I let the first live daytime f-bomb go to air un… https://t.co/LqXYJR7H8o
RT @NSWRFS: The @BOM_NSW radar is clearly showing smoke rising from fires in the Blue Mountains, Wollemi and Yengo National Parks. Westerly…
RT @jpwarren: “When Angus Taylor was elected to federal parliament in 2013 he was feted as a man to watch, a prime minister-in-waiting.”
By…
This is very good, @jonkudelka. https://t.co/Z6703qUsaF
We can see the Ruined Castle bushfire from Leura. Well, the smoke therefrom. @R_Chirgwin @weezmgk pic.twitter.com/89DrIK4WjI
Double Bay On Hill.
#purpletrain, very briefly. pic.twitter.com/X3yu3yabs7
@weezmgk @R_Chirgwin I’ve just walked fro@bunjareeee to Wentworth Falls station and I’m sniffling and my eyes itch. It was a bad idea.
The 9pm Edict is made possible by the generosity of its listeners. Please subscribe for special benefits… https://t.co/V5tNMG5tCn
This weekend’s episode of The 9pm Edict podcast is me solo. I’m recording another episode with @NicholasFryer on 12… https://t.co/W3fSt5UbCz
Sat plan, confirmed: Chores (done); 1215 train to Leura; lunch; shopping; podcast pre-production for tomorrow’s rec… https://t.co/thAebR9hLd
RT @jeffsonstein: we live in a truly insane world, who would dare write this as plotline? https://t.co/8riDzYXou0 https://t.co/4NNlISQtdt
@SnarkyPlatypus If they did say that then I think they were joking. :P
@SatPaper OK, I got only 5/10 in this week’@SatPaperer quizthesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2019/11/30cA You,@SnarkyPlatypusus?
@SnarkyPlatypus Which comes back to the question. What were you doing in front of the tourists?
Here’s two bonus point I won’t get, @SatPaper! https://t.co/TjQULfVwX4
@SnarkyPlatypus What have you been doing to bemuse them?
@SnarkyPlatypus Like this curiously familiar tourist and his family in Moscow meeting Ronald Reagan? pic.twitter.com/ttE5lLW3c1
@SnarkyPlatypus Tourists? Or spies?
Everything is good again today I see. pic.twitter.com/2cLHhlIljX
@R_Chirgwin @weezmgk Whacko. I’ve never been over that way. This is going to be interesting.
Listening to the @NSLpodcast, “The Meh-mometer Is Stuck at Mehpca.st/12ybpxchmf43
ellinghausen The Tallaganda national park bushfire pic.twitter.com/fBAvU0OJUL
RT @jpwarren: Centrelink has been unable to answer its own phones for a decade, so this is a new definition of ‘competent’ of which I was p…
RT @jpwarren: “I have a deep respect for the institutions of government in this country. They give every appearance of being competent.”
Ah…
RT @jpwarren: Which is why I asked for the business case that justified this whole #robodebt debacle back in January of 2017, under #FOI. I…
RT @lenoretaylor: The robodebt horror was all about boosting the budget. That’s the brutal truth | Katharine Murphy https://t.co/AielZLBm2j
Sat plan, outline draft: A few chores; lunch and shopping, Leura; podcast pre-production for tomorrow’s recording;… https://t.co/WhjdwDk0HC
RT @jkbloodtreasure: The climate emergency HAS ARRIVED. The hour of the Green Party of England and Wales has STRUCK…..oh https://t.co/2gs…
I think @CARROT_app’s forecast for the Blue Mountains IS a trick, because when you look at the finer details about… https://t.co/bZ0fYaq0xl
RT @AliceAvizandum: ‘yeah just shove it back up there I guess’ https://t.co/SvQSBbdFF0
@davispg Avoid anything that has a surface.
RT @AndrewRJamieson: @stilgherrian @zdnetaustralia @AusCERT I’ve written a piece that should be coming out soon that talks more about level…
RT @AndrewRJamieson: .@stilgherrian @zdnetaustralia talking IoT security, referencing my 2016 @AusCERT talk. That talk led directly to our…
Saturday. If you see it you can eat it. Saturday.
RT @Aiannucci: I’ve just heard Johnson on @LBC refusing to answer the basic question ‘How many children do you have?’
@SnarkyPlatypus The truth is inescapable. https://t.co/zbo15FNpBJ
RT @stilgherrian: This is excellent: “10 things I’m slowly learning while recovering from depression†by @wojennifer https://t.co/1BJ3XVeagâ…
@SnarkyPlatypus I’m just asking.
@SnarkyPlatypus This one? pic.twitter.com/wYFgA3hKUt
@AndrewRJamieson @zdnetaustralia I’ll cope. :)
RT @HistoryVille: In the 1920s, goat testicles were transplanted into men as a “cure†for erectile dysfunction and impotence. John Brinkley…
RT @journeymanhisto: Never forget one of the most brutal owns in the history of the internet https://t.co/6yk7BYh4Ey
@AndrewRJamieson @zdnetaustralia Ah good you found it. :) I’m hoping it gets back on the agenda.
@glengyron @jonkudelka Ah yes. As you were.
@glengyron @jonkudelka I have no idea who you’re talking about.
God you’re hilarious, @macsween_prue. An ill-educated bucket froth and bile with a ludicrously over-inflated sense… https://t.co/pJP0ZCvao3
Here we go, @SnarkyPlatypus. :) https://t.co/SGIRJJ5Djg
@madame_diamond Beautiful.
RT @stilgherrian: Me at @zdnetaustralia: “No stars for Australia’s missing IoT cyber stars†https://t.co/huIXMiwfG6
“Voluntary codes of pr…
@nickorloff @Herring1967 @Alan_Measles There’s a lot to catch up on. :)
@sylmobile @WeathermanABC [Checks his parts]
@HerringAudience RHLSTP!
@Herring1967 @Alan_Measles I’m also liking the phrase “creative sphinctersâ€.
@johnb78 @SuperCroup HONK!
@Herring1967 @Alan_Measles “Hypocrisy is an underrated quality.†Sweet.
@johnb78 @SuperCroup Does it give you the horn? It gives me the horn.
@johnb78 @SuperCroup Unicorn!
@manindotblack @Herring1967 @Alan_Measles It wasn’t me. It was @frankieboyle. I didn’t agree. I just thought it was funny.
@nickorloff @Herring1967 @Alan_Measles Oh it’s gone way beyond that. That’s still one of the classics. But there’s… https://t.co/IKNG4wTHok
@NewtonMark @upulie Relevant. https://t.co/oqidI5VrS4
@Herring1967 @Alan_Measles Well some people may not realise this. But yes, I am blocked by @Herring1967. https://t.co/0odYkSUPgZ
I am Stilgherrian, God of the Time, Bringer of the Time. Fear me because I was scrolling quickly over all the ads. https://t.co/u25bAWXwJu
Listening to the latest RHLSTP from @herring1967* with magnificent Grayson Perry @Alan_Measles and it is magnificen… https://t.co/pVxKV9M1VE
@ApostrophePong @thegrugq @rantyben It was probably a good deal once. But now it’s just another end-of-year sale.
@manindotblack Well there’s a concept!
@SuperCroup Noice.
@SuperCroup Stay with it. It could be exciting.
RT @hughriminton: An extraordinary story - A NSW police superintendent’s obsessive prejudice against gay junior officers is set to cost mil…
RT @FXMC1957: 29 November 1962. Britain & France announced a joint agreement to design and build Concorde, the world’s first supersonic pas…
@manindotblack Wow. I know of the Idaho Potato Museum — don’t ask — but a Peruvian one is clearly 100x better.
@ApostrophePong @thegrugq @rantyben I know. :) It’s that uniquely American thing. Though it’s all Black Friday and… https://t.co/LZY1xiuvig
RT @FXMC1957: 29 November 1781. The crew of the British slave ship Zong murdered 133 Africans by dumping them into the sea to claim insuran…
@ApostrophePong @thegrugq @rantyben I was thinking it just be late. :) Sorry, but you’re on the wrong side of the planet right now.
@MatthewBevan @egadheg @mattjhatton Noted. :)
@ApostrophePong @thegrugq @rantyben Hahaha we are so predictable. Maybe I’ll head down on Wednesday night for tub w… https://t.co/5llcyrvcaf
@MatthewBevan @egadheg @mattjhatton Ah. Racecars. Obviously my strong point. I will say… yes?
Wow, another one. @RocketLab is having way too much fun. https://t.co/sUP159zM20
@bigbadave @R_Chirgwin I am aware of how cats work. However @gathgwyn does not subscribe to this theory, at least not for me.
@egadheg @MatthewBevan @mattjhatton Laudanum, I assume.
@bigbadave @R_Chirgwin Eh? Nah, no bacon in here.
@bigbadave @R_Chirgwin That’s Bones, yes. He normally doesn’t come in here.
I have a new friend, @R_Chirgwin. pic.twitter.com/VCSYIm8kAZ
@ApostrophePong @thegrugq @rantyben Want me to send you some from Khun Wit? :) pic.twitter.com/epzVlgGRlN
@beefanddairy Fantastic episode, @benpartridge. If you don’t mind, I’ll include one of the arse-candling adverts in… https://t.co/CvXRANazTa
@martinwalsh @RealNickHodge Ops I missed that bit. :) I saw the disc formats and glossed over that sentence. Thanks, Martin!
Attn: @dobes @joshgnosis @rohan_p @NewtonMark. https://t.co/WixmX6MhOZ
RT @davidgerard: As everyone on crypto twitter knows, Bitcoin will *definitely* hit $100k in 2020, or 2021, or 2023, or some unspecified da…
Listening, finally, to the latest @beefanddairy podcast. https://t.co/O3G3lfLNFl
“Freya Parker joins in for this e… https://t.co/7aOp2ohUMe
It’s beautiful.
“I bet you never dreamed of riding a noble bin chicken steed into the sunset, did you? Well now’s your chance. Buy… https://t.co/THuZaUaoSG
@RealNickHodge I missed it at the cinema because life intervened, so I’m waiting for @martinwalsh to indicate that… https://t.co/F9RL0LDqmw
@TiktaalikD Hah! No, everything is perfect.
@Ex_spurt Very chonky.
@purserj @voltagex @dobes @drearyclocks The girls are very inventive, and I like that.
@MatthewBevan On the other hand… https://t.co/WwrVu3W2Xh
@MatthewBevan Am I too predictable?
Goodness me. https://t.co/GcURGPXDAT
I look forward to discovering Vladimir Putin’s anus. https://t.co/SqGK4OAkce
Recommendation 2. https://t.co/NtzdxncDXD
Recommendation 1. https://t.co/J6TWz29i9p
@voltagex It’s beautiful. Attn: @dobes @drearyclocks @purserj.
@thegrugq @ApostrophePong @rantyben Yep, that’s sold in Haymarket and Cabramatta as “Chinese spinach†think. Or und… https://t.co/IFzz7APTOR
@thegrugq @ApostrophePong @rantyben Nice. Fermented crab yum yum yum.
@ApostrophePong @thegrugq @rantyben This one looks like a variant of what’s called coral lettuce in Australia.
@thegrugq Hahahaha. @ApostrophePong can you save @thegrugq from embarrassment here?
@johnb78 I am familiar with at least two of those.
@thegrugq I know the thing you mean, and I can never remember what it is.
@steven_noble Hah! Nah I’m fine. Just completely over those “jokesâ€.
@steven_noble Nah, it’s just that people are fucked and stupid sheep.
@thegrugq That makes sense. I mean this, right? (And this reminds me I haven’t had a plate like this for a while.pic.twitter.com/5WDkAyKYtPtP
RT @NSWRFS: Difficult conditions for firefighters at the North Black Range Fire west of Braidwood. The fire is at Emergency Warning level.…
RT @Scottludlam: stuart robert is just a random word generator now and tbh i prefer it https://t.co/AXjypemPTU
@thegrugq Turkey Somtum? Well, I suppose…
RT @MapPornTweet: 1922 map of the Tramway and Railway systems of Melbourne, along with population distribution and density https://t.co/gYg…
CanberraInsider Prime Minister Gough Whitlam with Margaret Whitlam and Imelda Marcos, at the opening of the Sydney Opera House, 1973 pic.twitter.com/5JXDow4mgZ
This is excellent: “10 things I’m slowly learning while recovering from depression†by @wojennifer… https://t.co/X473DeSy3C
RT @TallSmol: becoming increasingly concerned about the 30-50 feral hogs https://t.co/O0LYzSoISu
@trentyarwood @CptHollingworth @dobes @rohan_p @Fightclxb I’m not really across the Star Wars universe and only had… https://t.co/t4esbrOQzs
@voltagex Sage advice.
RT @stukhan: There’s a message in this observation… https://t.co/TuA3qa8LJp
@voltagex Well at least once I’d seeded the idea.
@rohan_p @CptHollingworth Surely the Elves were the Agile Ones?
IMPORTANT QUESTION. https://t.co/88Se7KpXMO
@voltagex They mean cumin. Everybody makes that mistake.
Fri plan, remainder: Deal with a few emails; quiet evening in, with podcasts and videos. It’s been a strange week.
RT @snurb_dot_info: DRAFT for public consultation:
An Ontology of Whole-of-Government Capabilities
1. Lying
2. Cheating
3. Misdirection o…
@HappySinger The minister has no clothes.
RT @KeithDonally: @TeamTrump @realDonaldTrump This one? https://t.co/u91khWBXdQ
RT @dobes: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
far out. Facts no longer matter. https://t.co/FJ9AFBSkYC
RT @bitcoin_txt: Few minutes ago I bought Bitcoin on 90% of my salary…My friend said that I’m stupid. I have no friend anymore.
Bears versus Door Handles. https://t.co/knJN8eTxiE
@staticsan Oh of course. If only I’d known…
@awelder Thing is, though, you need the ontology to design the architecture. He’s got the whole thing backwards. (Sorry@joshgnosisis.)
@joshgnosis I’m liking “ontologies†though.
@joshgnosis It has a certain beauty.
@TimWattsMP Agile,Mr Watts. Agile!
@maldux I miss the Melbourne Truth.
I had an ontology once but I could never work out what to feed it. Sad.
@maldux I’d rather not know. :)
@dobes @achanthadavong @jpwarren “Having a whole of govt architecture allows us to build an ontology of capabilities.â€
WHAT IS GOING ON. @dobes @achanthadavong @jpwarren https://t.co/shZ43YALJo
@SquigglyRick @alias_burgerboy [Touches nozzles]
@alias_burgerboy @SquigglyRick Does this make us suck buddies?
@alias_burgerboy @SquigglyRick And this information will be used to make your timeline better!
@crikey_news I see Crikey is referring to Angus Taylor as a “one-man calamity industry†which is a fine three-word media moniker.
Well here’s the Australian government showing us how not to handle whistleblowers. Thanks for reporting this,… https://t.co/rOY3YM6BJ0
Apparently I’m now the responsible adult in charge for the rest of the day, but I have a kookaburra outside to help… https://t.co/zCWOjuRMyt
RT @wobster: This is true if you only consider individual atomic elements. As soon as you start to put anything more complicated than a sin…
RT @abcsydney: Gay cops accused of having ‘loose morals’ win landmark discrimination case against NSW Police https://t.co/SZwFwHk3ZP
@Monicas_WS @achanthadavong I have no idea where Robert’s digits are being pushed. I haven’t been following that story.
“After robo-debt smackdown, Robert claims Canberra’s digital transformation pushes on†by @achanthadavong https://t.co/jUXiptLhir
It’s amazing what you can do with a vacuum cleaner if you set your mind to it.
RT @VTeagueAus: Another indication that the laws of mathematics _do_ apply to the Australian government.
Check your sums before the next…
Have they measured their own head for leakage, @dobes? https://t.co/T4HAzofo2h
I’d like some of the anti-5G end-of-nature arsehats to microwave their own heads. https://t.co/oUJGpj9ceE
RT @droobis: Did you know there’s a chemical in turkey
RT @samanthamaiden: 💇💇💇 https://t.co/jcrjxThLOr
RT @JohnBarronUSA: How is it Mitt can make a family thanksgiving look like a boardroom lunch? https://t.co/eroDxQGeK5
RT @UFWupdates: This incredibly skilled worker earns $1.86 per 60 bundles of radishes. She’s done this work for the same employer for more…
@R_Chirgwin @Steve_Lockstep Also, I am not falling into Steve’s trap.