Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 2019

@gregmcintyre Sadly, more than a week later, this one didn’t make the cut.

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7NewsAustralia This is the dramatic moment a hero doctor spent 37 minutes sucking urine from an elderly passenger’s blocked bladde..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1F

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Newsweek Sarah Sanders claims Donald Trump reads “more than anybody I know” trib.al/GCsGfKA

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@JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ OK, please provide us with the area of you perineum in square metres.

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CBSNews HOG WILD: This journalist in Greece was trying to do a live broadcast — when a huge spotted pig came into the shot.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lT6

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davelee1968 One of the most gloriously stupid pieces of art ever created by humankind. pic.twitter.com/59rHNaxE5s

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@_midofo_ There might be a passing mention.

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@JustJimWillDo @jpwarren @dobes @NewtonMark @jeamland It’s all part of the yonification of discourse.

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NewtonMark Neglecting a helmet? Oh noes! Better get four cops to knock him off the scooter and beat the absolute shit out of h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ag

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@jpwarren @dobes @NewtonMark @jeamland He also does urine therapy, if you’re interested.

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The research for this weekend’s podcast is going very well indeed. instagram.com/p/B4DyE3xBKcp/ pic.twitter.com/V3xCRwAUq9

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Il pleut. For a few minutes, anyway. The smell of petrichor is quite intense. pic.twitter.com/kTHEqywE10

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HartWexford Because no other musical has so perfectly captured the truth: that music makes a sound twitter.com/nytimes/status…

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I’m glad that pre-production is mostly about finding audio fragments and writing scripts, because the smoke and dus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7w

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Sat plan, remainder: Pre-production for tomorrow’s podcast recording. This is a solo episode. There will be an end-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R6

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ShaughnessyMat @SkyNewsAust WOMAN WHO WONT SHUT UP ABOUT WHAT SHE THINKS ABOUT POLITICS THINKS OTHER PEOPLE SHOULD SHUT UP ABOUT..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QC

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KateHoldsworth_ Christmas Island according to Australia Post. Probs not how I’d spend $185m, but the cocktails look good pic.twitter.com/Vlflf4AK03

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buitengebieden_ Moose are fast, even in deep snow! 😱 pic.twitter.com/tSK4EDpIMC

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@erstkate It’s too smoky and dusty outside.

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@R_Chirgwin @weezmgk The @rainparrot isn’t very good at handling the complex terrain up here, but if does happen it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RN

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@phil_sec_mel @lenoretaylor That’s a by-product I think. The main aim is to hook into the middle-class class idea t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V8

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@MatthewBevan Back at @abcadelaide in the second half of the 1980s I let the first live daytime f-bomb go to air un..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8o

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NSWRFS The @BOM_NSW radar is clearly showing smoke rising from fires in the Blue Mountains, Wollemi and Yengo National Par..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zj

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jpwarren “When Angus Taylor was elected to federal parliament in 2013 he was feted as a man to watch, a prime minister-in-wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yb

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We can see the Ruined Castle bushfire from Leura. Well, the smoke therefrom. @R_Chirgwin @weezmgk pic.twitter.com/89DrIK4WjI

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@weezmgk @R_Chirgwin I’ve just walked from @bunjaree to Wentworth Falls station and I’m sniffling and my eyes itch. It was a bad idea.

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The 9pm Edict is made possible by the generosity of its listeners. Please subscribe for special benefits..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cn

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This weekend’s episode of The 9pm Edict podcast is me solo. I’m recording another episode with @NicholasFryer on 12..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cz

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Sat plan, confirmed: Chores (done); 1215 train to Leura; lunch; shopping; podcast pre-production for tomorrow’s rec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ld

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jeffsonstein we live in a truly insane world, who would dare write this as plotline? twitter.com/therickwilson/… pic.twitter.com/4NNlISQtdt

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@SnarkyPlatypus If they did say that then I think they were joking. :P

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@SnarkyPlatypus Which comes back to the question. What were you doing in front of the tourists?

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Here’s two bonus point I won’t get, @SatPaper! twitter.com/SatPaper/statu…

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@SnarkyPlatypus What have you been doing to bemuse them?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Like this curiously familiar tourist and his family in Moscow meeting Ronald Reagan? pic.twitter.com/ttE5lLW3c1

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Everything is good again today I see. pic.twitter.com/2cLHhlIljX

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@R_Chirgwin @weezmgk Whacko. I’ve never been over that way. This is going to be interesting.

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Listening to the @NSLpodcast, “The Meh-mometer Is Stuck at Meh” pca.st/12ybpxch

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ellinghausen The Tallaganda national park bushfire pic.twitter.com/fBAvU0OJUL

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jpwarren Centrelink has been unable to answer its own phones for a decade, so this is a new definition of ‘competent’ of whi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rg

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jpwarren “I have a deep respect for the institutions of government in this country. They give every appearance of being competent.”
Ahahahahaha. Wow.

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jpwarren Which is why I asked for the business case that justified this whole debacle back in January of 2017, und..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ll

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lenoretaylor The robodebt horror was all about boosting the budget. That’s the brutal truth | Katharine Murphy theguardian.com/australia-news…

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Sat plan, outline draft: A few chores; lunch and shopping, Leura; podcast pre-production for tomorrow’s recording;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HC

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jkbloodtreasure The climate emergency HAS ARRIVED. The hour of the Green Party of England and Wales has STRUCK…..oh twitter.com/BBCNWT/status/…

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I think @CARROT_app’s forecast for the Blue Mountains IS a trick, because when you look at the finer details about..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xl

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AliceAvizandum ‘yeah just shove it back up there I guess’ twitter.com/guardian/statu…

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@davispg Avoid anything that has a surface.

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AndrewRJamieson @stilgherrian @zdnetaustralia @AusCERT I’ve written a piece that should be coming out soon that talks more about le..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ct

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AndrewRJamieson .@stilgherrian @zdnetaustralia talking IoT security, referencing my 2016 @AusCERT talk. That talk led directly to o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R4

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Saturday. If you see it you can eat it. Saturday.

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Aiannucci I’ve just heard Johnson on @LBC refusing to answer the basic question ‘How many children do you have?’

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stilgherrian This is excellent: “10 things I’m slowly learning while recovering from depression” by @wojennifer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3C

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HistoryVille In the 1920s, goat testicles were transplanted into men as a “cure” for erectile dysfunction and impotence. John Br..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x0

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journeymanhisto Never forget one of the most brutal owns in the history of the internet twitter.com/submedina/stat…

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@AndrewRJamieson @zdnetaustralia Ah good you found it. :) I’m hoping it gets back on the agenda.

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@glengyron @jonkudelka I have no idea who you’re talking about.

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God you’re hilarious, @macsween_prue. An ill-educated bucket froth and bile with a ludicrously over-inflated sense..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o3

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “No stars for Australia’s missing IoT cyber stars” zdnet.com/article/no-sta…

“Voluntary codes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VB

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@Herring1967 @Alan_Measles I’m also liking the phrase “creative sphincters”.

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@Herring1967 @Alan_Measles “Hypocrisy is an underrated quality.” Sweet.

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@johnb78 @SuperCroup Does it give you the horn? It gives me the horn.

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@manindotblack @Herring1967 @Alan_Measles It wasn’t me. It was @frankieboyle. I didn’t agree. I just thought it was funny.

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@nickorloff @Herring1967 @Alan_Measles Oh it’s gone way beyond that. That’s still one of the classics. But there’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ok

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@Herring1967 @Alan_Measles Well some people may not realise this. But yes, I am blocked by @Herring1967. twitter.com/manindotblack/…

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I am Stilgherrian, God of the Time, Bringer of the Time. Fear me because I was scrolling quickly over all the ads. twitter.com/symatt/status/…

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Listening to the latest RHLSTP from @Herring1967* with magnificent Grayson Perry @Alan_Measles and it is magnificen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VE

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@ApostrophePong @thegrugq @rantyben It was probably a good deal once. But now it’s just another end-of-year sale.

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@SuperCroup Stay with it. It could be exciting.

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hughriminton An extraordinary story - A NSW police superintendent’s obsessive prejudice against gay junior officers is set to co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XF

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FXMC1957 29 November 1962. Britain & France announced a joint agreement to design and build Concorde, the world’s first supe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jx

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@manindotblack Wow. I know of the Idaho Potato Museum — don’t ask — but a Peruvian one is clearly 100x better.

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@ApostrophePong @thegrugq @rantyben I know. :) It’s that uniquely American thing. Though it’s all Black Friday and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ig

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FXMC1957 29 November 1781. The crew of the British slave ship Zong murdered 133 Africans by dumping them into the sea to cla..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eT

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@ApostrophePong @thegrugq @rantyben I was thinking it just be late. :) Sorry, but you’re on the wrong side of the planet right now.

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@ApostrophePong @thegrugq @rantyben Hahaha we are so predictable. Maybe I’ll head down on Wednesday night for tub w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…af

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@MatthewBevan @egadheg @mattjhatton Ah. Racecars. Obviously my strong point. I will say… yes?

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Wow, another one. @RocketLab is having way too much fun. twitter.com/RocketLab/stat…

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@bigbadave @R_Chirgwin I am aware of how cats work. However @gathgwyn does not subscribe to this theory, at least not for me.

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@bigbadave @R_Chirgwin That’s Bones, yes. He normally doesn’t come in here.

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@beefanddairy Fantastic episode, @benpartridge. If you don’t mind, I’ll include one of the arse-candling adverts in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ta

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@martinwalsh @RealNickHodge Ops I missed that bit. :) I saw the disc formats and glossed over that sentence. Thanks, Martin!

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davidgerard As everyone on crypto twitter knows, Bitcoin will *definitely* hit $100k in 2020, or 2021, or 2023, or some unspeci..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ex

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Listening, finally, to the latest @beefanddairy podcast. pca.st/9qyrlta9

“Freya Parker joins in for this e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Me

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“I bet you never dreamed of riding a noble bin chicken steed into the sunset, did you? Well now’s your chance. Buy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SG

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@RealNickHodge I missed it at the cinema because life intervened, so I’m waiting for @martinwalsh to indicate that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mw

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@purserj @voltagex @dobes @drearyclocks The girls are very inventive, and I like that.

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I look forward to discovering Vladimir Putin’s anus. twitter.com/MatthewBevan/s…

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@thegrugq @ApostrophePong @rantyben Yep, that’s sold in Haymarket and Cabramatta as “Chinese spinach” think. Or und..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OR

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@ApostrophePong @thegrugq @rantyben This one looks like a variant of what’s called coral lettuce in Australia.

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@thegrugq Hahahaha. @ApostrophePong can you save @thegrugq from embarrassment here?

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@johnb78 I am familiar with at least two of those.

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@thegrugq I know the thing you mean, and I can never remember what it is.

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@steven_noble Hah! Nah I’m fine. Just completely over those “jokes”.

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@steven_noble Nah, it’s just that people are fucked and stupid sheep.

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@thegrugq That makes sense. I mean this, right? (And this reminds me I haven’t had a plate like this for a while.) pic.twitter.com/5WDkAyKYtP

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NSWRFS Difficult conditions for firefighters at the North Black Range Fire west of Braidwood. The fire is at Emergency War..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bx

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Scottludlam stuart robert is just a random word generator now and tbh i prefer it twitter.com/stuartrobertmp…

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@thegrugq Turkey Somtum? Well, I suppose…

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MapPornTweet 1922 map of the Tramway and Railway systems of Melbourne, along with population distribution and density..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1E

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CanberraInsider Prime Minister Gough Whitlam with Margaret Whitlam and Imelda Marcos, at the opening of the Sydney Opera House, 1973 pic.twitter.com/5JXDow4mgZ

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This is excellent: “10 things I’m slowly learning while recovering from depression” by @wojennifer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3C

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@munin @voltagex It’s always Cocktail Hour somewhere.

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@munin @voltagex It’s 4 in the afternoon. :P

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TallSmol becoming increasingly concerned about the 30-50 feral hogs pic.twitter.com/O0LYzSoISu

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stukhan There’s a message in this observation… twitter.com/ManuSaunders/s…

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@voltagex Well at least once I’d seeded the idea.

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@rohan_p @CptHollingworth Surely the Elves were the Agile Ones?

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@voltagex They mean cumin. Everybody makes that mistake.

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Fri plan, remainder: Deal with a few emails; quiet evening in, with podcasts and videos. It’s been a strange week.

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snurb_dot_info DRAFT for public consultation:

An Ontology of Whole-of-Government Capabilities

1. Lying
2. Cheating
3. Misdirecti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ra

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dobes HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

far out. Facts no longer matter. twitter.com/TeamTrump/stat…

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bitcoin_txt Few minutes ago I bought Bitcoin on 90% of my salary…My friend said that I’m stupid. I have no friend anymore.

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@staticsan Oh of course. If only I’d known…

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@awelder Thing is, though, you need the ontology to design the architecture. He’s got the whole thing backwards. (Sorry, @joshgnosis.)

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@joshgnosis I’m liking “ontologies” though.

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@maldux I miss the Melbourne Truth.

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I had an ontology once but I could never work out what to feed it. Sad.

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@dobes @achanthadavong @jpwarren “Having a whole of govt architecture allows us to build an ontology of capabilities.”

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@alias_burgerboy @SquigglyRick And this information will be used to make your timeline better!

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@crikey_news I see Crikey is referring to Angus Taylor as a “one-man calamity industry” which is a fine three-word media moniker.

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Well here’s the Australian government showing us how not to handle whistleblowers. Thanks for reporting this,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J0

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Apparently I’m now the responsible adult in charge for the rest of the day, but I have a kookaburra outside to help..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yt

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wobster This is true if you only consider individual atomic elements. As soon as you start to put anything more complicated..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H4

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abcsydney Gay cops accused of having ‘loose morals’ win landmark discrimination case against NSW Police abc.net.au/news/2019-11-2…

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@Monicas_WS @achanthadavong I have no idea where Robert’s digits are being pushed. I haven’t been following that story.

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“After robo-debt smackdown, Robert claims Canberra’s digital transformation pushes on” by @achanthadavong zdnet.com/article/robert…

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It’s amazing what you can do with a vacuum cleaner if you set your mind to it.

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VTeagueAus Another indication that the laws of mathematics _do_ apply to the Australian government.

Check your sums before..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xg

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I’d like some of the anti-5G end-of-nature arsehats to microwave their own heads. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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droobis Did you know there’s a chemical in turkey

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samanthamaiden 👇👇👇 twitter.com/john_macgowan/…

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JohnBarronUSA How is it Mitt can make a family thanksgiving look like a boardroom lunch? twitter.com/MittRomney/sta…

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UFWupdates This incredibly skilled worker earns $1.86 per 60 bundles of radishes. She’s done this work for the same employer f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4o

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@R_Chirgwin @Steve_Lockstep Also, I am not falling into Steve’s trap.

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