Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 9th, 2019

stilgherrian How fuckin’ lazy is this owl. twitter.com/Reuters/status…

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film_girl Make sure that grief counselors are open for influencers. twitter.com/wired/status/1…

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I have just been made aware of this remarkable Christmas ad from 2015 for a British hardware store. …twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dz

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@SnarkyPlatypus Has a small child exploded in that bowl?

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@tashlee Hey could you fax me a couple of those thanks?

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@erstkate @manindotblack @andrewwhiteau @AngryExile You had me at “mechanical fly swatter arms”. Do you want one of these, @CptHollingworth?

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@jrobens Never be rude to a chicken.

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@DrRhysPockett @girlgerms @DinosaurDracula I’m sure I’ve eaten a meatloaf that looked more or less like that.

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jrhennessy I believe they need a fourth story to really capture the essence of the man pic.twitter.com/cEoCD1IDDI

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DinosaurDracula I see “Donatello” is trending, so what the hey, here’s what TMNT Pasta looks like after sitting in a can for 30 yea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a5

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TheOnion For more world-renowned reportage, visit theonion.com. pic.twitter.com/t1N6ByQX9y

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I think @jpwarren would appreciate this, as well as some other things available on the site. twitter.com/darren_cullen/…

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“Male Men’s Product Conversion Kits” spellingmistakescostlives.com/product-page/m…

“For real macho male men who don’t feel comfortable u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ff

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upulie The Great Space Tampon pic.twitter.com/SGder8Bgtq

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@ericscheid I’ll be doing my own cooking thank you very much.

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@ericscheid @manindotblack I’m sure that’s a tag in there too.

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Well well well, @jonkudelka, there’s a lot of sookage around the place today. twitter.com/Toby_Halligan/…

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jpwarren Learning is just a process of getting older as the fractal vastness of your ignorance opens out before you with uncaring inevitably.

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@PeteLawler I do not have a jet engine. Sad face.

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Sat plan, confirmed: Mostly sulking so far; laundry and other chores (in progress) interspersed with reading and po..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3s

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BSidesMelbourne Mark your calendars everyone. @BSidesMelbourne event tickets will be going on sale on Wednesday 27/11/2019 @ 1pm AE..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I9

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jonkudelka Karl’s return to breakfast television is no time to be talking about climate change. twitter.com/meadea/status/…

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@richardthewatts I went on quite the thread this morning before figuring it out, and even then I needed help* to be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v3

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adamliaw If you think it’s ridiculous that people refuse to accept the 97% of climate scientists that agree on anthropogenic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kl

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@manindotblack Not this time. At least I don’t think so.

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jxeeno absolute national crisis pic.twitter.com/AwQoyeZGQH

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Wait, what?

(HT @manindotblack for letting me know. I suppose I should fix this.) pic.twitter.com/PUuN0NJXkm

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@tacticalmaid Yes, but I had to insist that it move along.

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@BXGD Apparently so. It is a cute video though.

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@schlutes Yeah they really done some “blockchain will fix quality control” stories before. I don’t think they know that won’t work.

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@moylecroft Indeed. I’ve witnessed this phenomenon at close hand many times, and I guess I’ve probably done it myself at least 11 times.

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Nice day for a drive in the country, eh.

For those outside Australia, @NSWRFS and its equivalents around the count..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YU

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@VerticalHoldAU @adam_turner @SteveMolk @PickrAU @Leighlo Goddammit. Today seems to be my day for not knowing about people’s running jokes.

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darren_cullen I made these Fake Oyster Card stickers to put over your real Oyster card so it looks fake but still works. It’s a m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1i

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@jonoabroad It’s the most efficient way to proceed.

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“After Air Force One goes down during a storm over the Bermuda Triangle, the United States Navy is dispatched to fi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kz

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paulwallbank Great read: “The only thing that qualifies a person to go on breakfast television and produce five minutes of conte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ym

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arobertwebb It’s Yorkshire, it’s not especially early, there’s a bit of rain and I just went for a piss in a hedge. My driver w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OB

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jonkudelka @Manic_Henry Feature or bug? Hard to say.

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jonkudelka @Manic_Henry The trouble with twitter is that if you say something catastrophically stupid, people can and will point it out.

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Sat plan, draft: Sulk for a little while longer; laundry and other chores; maybe some shopping in Leura or Katoomba..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iq

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jonkudelka This is hardly the time to discuss this though.

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jonkudelka I was actually being encouraging. Jeez. pic.twitter.com/FJzBIS6ZGr

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9NewsAUS Matt Hope was on a flight from Sydney to Brisbane and captured this image of the fires on the New South Wales Mid N..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BM

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@purserj @dobes @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren @rohan_p I don’t know. I really don’t know any more.

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@dobes @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren @rohan_p “DO NOT RETWEET if your intent is to disrupt the poll any fur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JX

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Anyway, here is the original poll tweet (not “troll tweet”) where the person who can’t spell “millennial” complains..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vb

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“DO NOT RETWEET if your intent is to disrupt the poll any further with troll voting. This is a form of harassment.”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1V

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MakeItRayn_ They missed approximately the entire point of a National Park twitter.com/fox10phoenix/s…

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kcarruthers rule of law - what even is it? twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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johnthelutheran <chanting> m-s-g! m-s-g!

<louder> M-S-G! M-S-G!

<even louder, thumping the table in time> *M-S-G*! *M-S-G*! twitter.com/adamliaw/statu…

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@jonoabroad I guess we’ve got a wave of colder air coming through from the west. I can’t arsed investigating though.

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I don’t understand this temperature forecast at all, but hey it’s the Blue Mountains and everything is broken. pic.twitter.com/OuRpcJ1191

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Saturday. Consider Scotland. Saturday.

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OK kids, I’m gorn. Check other venues for peace.

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@LaTrioli @jonkudelka @australian Go to bed, Virginia. Why are you even aware at this hour?

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NSWRFS At midnight there are 82 fires burning across NSW, with 45 yet to be contained. 12 fires remain at Emergency Warnin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zG

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Get a fucking grip.

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It’s pretty much fucked up there. Please support. twitter.com/AnthonyClarkAU…

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AnthonyClarkAU “Unprecedented” conditions with 17 fires at Emergency Warning at the peak. Great work by crews in the field saving..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VU

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Seriously, unless you can hook me up with hot men then I’m not the least bit interested in your bullshit tech indus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e3

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@shiftkey That’s lovely. Any hot guys you can hook me up with?

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It’s midnight. Fuck the lot of you.

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