Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 21st, 2019

@williampart @kcarruthers Yeah nah. I probably wouldn’t have a dog though. No dogs since I left the farm aged 11.

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@williampart @kcarruthers FFS no none of these things! Yuck! Yappy arseholes. No,for me a smart working dog. Kelpie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8H

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@kcarruthers @williampart That aside, what sort of dog did you imagine me with?

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@kcarruthers @jonoabroad I’ve never had a blue heeler but our farm dogs were a kelpie and a border collie.

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@jonoabroad @kcarruthers A blue heeler and a wombat can make a hell of a mess when they put their minds to it.

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@kcarruthers They certainly seemed to have a lot of fun, but they wrecked the place.

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Histreepix Adam’s fig-leaf unearthed. Wolverhampton, 1993. pic.twitter.com/MBnmKKUWSd

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Suddenly remembering my dream from last night, when a wombat came in through the open door and was befriended by my..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uL

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@kels_316 @dobes @JustJimWillDo @davidgerard @rohan_p @ashabeeeee So, I’m just coming to this thread. What needs to be shut down?

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glengyron How dare you shame someone’s Xmas tree.

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That is the worst Christmas tree in human history. Like..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dO

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NSWRFS The smoke around Sydney, the Illawarra and north coast is going to hang around for a bit longer. It’s likely to set..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nz

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Back at @bunjaree having a sook.

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joshgnosis I feel like it should be bigger news that someone who was a senator less than six months ago is now a missing perso..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9O

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@druey I think this the first time I’ve seen one up close.

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TheShovel BREAKING: John Howard has offered to provide advice to Prince Andrew on how to provide support for a convicted paedophile

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stilgherrian POLL RESULTS: Much as I expected, even though the numbers are low. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s… pic.twitter.com/b92LwRlIHM

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gths Emerson is a few monte carlos short of a biscuit tin

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patriot_snopes Williams Carlos Williams wrote HUNDREDS of poems you ungrateful bastards

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patriot_snopes Fucking google pic.twitter.com/DfwbaW0O77

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patriot_snopes People like focusing on billionaires because it lets them off the hook.

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@CptHollingworth It’s pretty shitty up here today, though. Smoke and such.

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@CptHollingworth Oh. I don’t remember that quote. It’s a LONG time since I’ve seen that film.

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@CptHollingworth For what it’s worth, I’m in The Old City Bank.

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@oberonsghost @dobes The entire tweet post is quite magical.

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Climbing up towards Glenbrook Gorge in the continuing skysludge. pic.twitter.com/L39BStlGqM

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Thu plan, remainder: 1505 train to Bathurst, alighting Katoomba; return to Wentworth Falls by another train; sloth..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aK

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@dobes @davidgerard @rohan_p @ashabeeeee Aren’t they just selling vouchers redeemable for gold?

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Wouldn’t it be quicker to call them rather than use the slow services? twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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@skwashd @awscloud Shouting at clouds can be good for you.

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There Hot Dentist has filled my mouth.

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stilgherrian ICYMI last night, the glory that is the Prime Minister of Australia. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Right, time to Enter the Tootharium.

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There’s something wrong with these people. pic.twitter.com/VCnTZp38Iy

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poppymcp A headline I could not have imagined writing, once.

Huge news from : Suu Kyi will appear in person to figh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eF

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jrhennessy massive bored, sad child energy here twitter.com/tanya_pliberse…

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Sweet, sweet benzodiazepines.

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grgrdvrt Tetris on the left, Snake on the right. You play both at the same time.
With the same controls.
You lose in one, yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nn

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cryps1s they’re not hackers, they’re volunteer foreign systems administrators

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@purserj For the moment I’m just putting them in a folder. I’ll go through them looking for patterns later.

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We are already well into the season of tech companies’ Boring and Predictable Predictions for 2020. So much handwav..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3I

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@GrogsGamut @cathywilcox1 It’s also why I mute people like that on their first tweet. Mute early, mute often.

Just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M6

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@manindotblack I see what you did there. Don’t do it again.

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Start of a recent email from a PR: “I’m not sure if you’re writing any stories lately…”

So why aren’t you sure?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c4

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@TomSear Your syllable count is… not excellent.

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Next, an hour of shitposting while the drugs take hold, followed by 45 minutes of lying back and thinking of The Hot Dentist.

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CNBCnow BREAKING: Google announces that it is “limiting election ads audience targeting to the following general categories..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NI

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@upulie Oh I see. No, I regularly visit a place in Sydney which I have dubbed The Place Where There Are Antlers.

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Being supplied with, and consuming, benzos.

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Approaching The Place Where There Are Antlers.

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@mijochda That’s gonna make the sodoku a lot more difficult.

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The view from College Street, not appearing quite as blurry as it does in reality. pic.twitter.com/ftOi7b0xNL

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Two sets having a bit of a rest at Sydney Central station. pic.twitter.com/TfNtmR8e50

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Arriving at Sydney Central station.

(It’s not the smoke haze, it’s some weird treatment and scratching on the wind..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6Z

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@patstokes If you have any drinking straws you can alternate between sucking up goldfish eggs and doing lines of cocaine. Apparently.

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@TomSear You’re inspiring me to write some haiku later today.

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NickInfoSec “So it’s like money except a computer does a bunch of math as proof of work which is like “earning” the coins.” twitter.com/campmarylu/sta…

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maanitruu Speaking on behalf of all asthmatics - no thanks. Sydney once again blanketed by thick smoke from 50 bushfires acro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kC

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JaneBunn 8:30am: You can clearly see where the wind change is!
32C in Melbourne, 17C in Adelaide, just 3C in parts of WA.

C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iA

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goldengateblond Jackie Speier was shot five times at Jonestown and played dead for a full day to save her own life, go ahead, try t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6E

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Still, these photos will make @DavidFeng all nostalgic for Beijing just a few short years ago.

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Farting loudly in the quiet carriage.

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Another visit from Scott Morrison already? twitter.com/nzherald/statu…

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@DrRhysPockett I’d just brute-force it, but then I’m lazy. That said, I thought of two constraint shortcuts just as I was typing that.

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Thu plan, confirmed: Train to Sydney (still in progress); reading en route; planning; 1100 dentist, Hyde Park; afte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8D

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@katgallow Cool. I’m just wondering because on the train it seems to be an old people thing.

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Needless to say, the train smells of bushfire smoke now. I haven’t experienced a smelling of this much..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4l

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Do non-boomers do sodoku?

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@dobes @MatthewBevan More importantly, can I file like this from now on?

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@dobes @MatthewBevan That’s beautiful. Just beautiful. Very Sharpie. Much tweet.

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@ChrissieM I shouldn’t need to breathe until Strathfield.

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@jonoabroad @TheColonial It’ll be a LOT worse in the north-west. I can already see it from here, near Woodford, as we descend.

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“These two Western Sydney streets are completely different temperatures — here’s why.” This may shock you: Trees pr.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kcL

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@TheColonial @jonoabroad Don’t worry, it’ll get worse as the day progresses.

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@R_Chirgwin I see your argument, though he does have the power to Do Something.

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, with very few passengers for the moment. That’ll change as we get closer to Sydney and pick up worker..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sx

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As @firstdogonmoon once said of the Australian Magpie, “Why fly when you can walk?” pic.twitter.com/GAUPgU7rql

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ICYMI last night, the glory that is the Prime Minister of Australia. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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mjrowland68 BREAKING this morning: Prince Andrew is stepping back from public duties for the ‘foreseeable future’ over his ties..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b7

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macaulaybalkan Please god let this be true twitter.com/mirrorroyal/st…

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “The next fight on Uluru” with @SquigglyRick pca.st/ajtrt012 And it’s not even 7am!

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My Pierre de Fermat allusion earlier was probably wasted.

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@sylmobile Why yes, I am deleting and reposting a tweet eleventy times. Because I want to fix the typos.

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@_darkdefender_ Overlooking Hyde Park. Though perhaps they could set up a stall on sunny days, that might be nice.

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Thu plan, draft: Quick geek thing; 0729 train to Sydney; reading en route; 1100 dentist, Hyde Park; afternoon TBA b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uL

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juhasaarinen Fetlock issue forces Spankem out of Inter Doms, via @nzherald nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/art… Now there’s a headline and a half.

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I’m pleased to be heading down to Sydney today because it won’t be as hot as the Blue Mountains. pic.twitter.com/UsByX0bU80

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Thursday. How well can tortoises dance? Would you dance with a tortoise? Thursday.

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