Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 2019

Insert complaint about song here.

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Histreepix Leonid Brezhnev withholds Indira Gandhi’s stapler until she agrees to withdraw trade sanctions against the USSR. Mo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BR

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It’s the 1980s now @franksting so stop your whinging.

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I’m going to get into so many fights tonight.

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@doctormcdougall I am 1000% serious. About as appalling as last week’s custard. Don’t @ me. :)

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@SteveMolk Indeed. About 50 minutes from now. ;)

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Casey Donovan the standout performance so far. By far.

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Look this is a sensible decision but I’m going to persist because I’m a professional. twitter.com/allrite/status…

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@paulbam3 Look I’m just the messenger here.

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Our first Cultural Cringe act!

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Cruel but fair. For me it was Midnight Oil. Such bullshit. twitter.com/Map003Ward/sta…

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allrite @stilgherrian My housemate in first year uni loved Frente and kept playing them out loud. Only Achy-Breaky Heart was worse that year.

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New Order turning in their grave right now.

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Why is Frente? Why ever was Frente? Plodding pointless bullshit.

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@levijwest It took me a while to make the connection. And I’m glad about that.

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@WarWraith @jpwarren I was calling back to something earlier.

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Btw whatever happened to Nikki Webster?

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Well that was fuckin’ atrocious. And she’s still going.

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Some backpacker seems to have wandered on stage.

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Oh, that woman before was from Frente? I’d assumed she was the owner of an organic candle-making workshop in Balmain.

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andrewmiskelly Imagery from Sentinel-2A showing the Clyde Mountain Fire (near Batemans Bay, NSW) and associated cumulus flammageni..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wX

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@latingle I mean, definitely up for this. Autocarrot for the wine!

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If 2020 is going to be about @latingle telling people to go fuck themselves then I’m degiup for this.

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latingle What, like, “on the other hand, it’s ONLY 4.6 million hectares of Australia that are burning”. A rare editorial eng..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VC

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samanthamaiden Wow this is a big relief. Dunno what we would have done without that guy 🤷🏻‍♀️ twitter.com/annacaldwell/s…

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SnarkyPlatypus VANESSA AMOROSI

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How good are platitudes?

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Charlie Pickering is no Richard Wilkins but he’s doing OK.

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Regurgitator, apparently.

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This is kinda confronting. @FRNSW and @NSWRFS are doing amazing work. Godspeed. twitter.com/FRNSW/status/1…

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Who are these insufferable cunts on ABC1 right now?

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jonkudelka Did we not have schools when Ross was a kid? pic.twitter.com/KeZstyme3u

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Well that Southerly Buster coming through Sydney airport just now was impressive. pic.twitter.com/hj1WPzo6b3

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@DrRhysPockett Yeah that’s 10. But less in winter hurrah!

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@developerjack @jpwarren I’d go PMO, but also the agency the runs the residences.

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@jpwarren @developerjack And you’ll get the redacted list in about a year. If you’re lucky.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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Lol the computer on this train is announcing that it’s stopping at Macdonaldtown, Newtown, Stanmore, etc but it is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7W

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On a train now. Not a tram.

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p_hannam @BOM_au With record low rainfall for in December alone, and relatively dry elsewhere: @BOM_au @BOM_NSW..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…25

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p_hannam ICYMI, plus here’s how rainfall stacked up for Australia in 2019, with record low totals for much of the country:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wh

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They’re heading away from the city, and agreeing to start heading from their hotel at 7.30pm to go watch the firewo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OU

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There are Americans on this tram.

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jendudley Places to send New Year’s Eve funds (if you’re feeling helpless like me):

NSW RFS: rfs.nsw.gov.au/volunteer/supp…

Vic C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…97

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@John_F_Power @gileshewitt NP, the “southern Australia” versus “South Australia” is a thing and with fires everywhere…

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How’s Albo’s dog Toto going?

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@awelder Indeed. So, it’s pants off for everyone!

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@awelder Are you suggesting we masturbate over The Australian?

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stilgherrian IMPORTANT: Don’t retweet emergency information more than a few minutes old. It might already be wrong. Also, tweet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XE

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TheKennyDevine Hang in there, people.
Next test match starts on Friday. pic.twitter.com/DQ3VgHl92O

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MatthewBevan “Ah King Salman, glad you could make it. I’m in the middle of a standing meeting so can’t summit right now but if y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p1

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Pro Tip: When actual experts are not doing something that you, not an expert, just thought of, it’s almost certainl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mb

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NewtonMark If you’ve ever wanted to troll the shit out of Pauline Hanson, here’s your chance. Make sure your record it, and if..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hI

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When does Morrison’s New Year Message go live?

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“There is one word that financial planners are dreading as 2020 is ushered in.” It should be “jail” but it’s not. abc.net.au/news/2019-12-3…

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Pork and mushroom fried noodles.

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coburgirl I was laughing all afternoon at this cat’s reaction after sniffing durian pic.twitter.com/tToLPpLPPe

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@Messenger_74 You’re right, we may need a C-17.

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@squidjum @gabriellecj I reckon that whether it’s for his party-political ambitions or for talking to the nation fa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ec

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Now go clean your goddam bathroom.

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Plus if things really go to shit, which of course is still a possibility, Defence will have a shitload of other tas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sh

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“The ADF is not trained, equipped or certified to undertake ground-based or aerial bush firefighting and does not g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a5

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“From November 8 to February 1, the Royal Australian Air Force is providing contingency airlift support to move lar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VL

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Picketer So the actually useful kit the ADF has is already being used or available. Airfields, helicpoters plus some barrack..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WD

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@gabriellecj @naamanzhou @BenSmee To be fair, I think it’s good that Mr Albanese is thinking about how he can make..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sm

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@garthk I’m willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.

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joshtpm there needs to be a blooms parody account which is just about standing desks, mandatory google glass and building a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5S

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BenSmee @gabriellecj It’s like he’s running to be the holiday period relief editor of a small town newspaper

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gabriellecj Really Albo? pic.twitter.com/bjJLGHqERi

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This person is going to get a real shock when the learn about US federal budget papers and Wikipedia. twitter.com/dsslacker/stat…

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adsausage Whether you’re backstage with Canned Heat or earning a wage as a respectable debt collector, SIR OF HOLLYWOOD has y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D6

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Tue plan, a New Year’s Eve confirmation: Slow start (still in progress); noodles or something; migrate back to Ashf..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yg

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IMPORTANT: Don’t retweet emergency information more than a few minutes old. It might already be wrong. Also, tweet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XE

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KillerMartinis Today in “wow, algorithms:”

I’ve been doing research on Christian books meant to counsel women in traditional marr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yX

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@juhasaarinen @garystark @martyn_williams An eight-hour speech by Donald Trump would be awesome.

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marcusjdl R&B IS DEAD twitter.com/billboard/stat…

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@bigjsl Obviously things will definitely not get worse.

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PPantsdown Lining up some NYE viewing twitter.com/Queerty/status…

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@juhasaarinen @martyn_williams Well I guess there’s rather a lot of old men there.

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martyn_williams Kim Jong Un spoke for 7 hours at the meeting, according to state media. Seven hours! On “state building, economic d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8A

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HAHAHAHA! This would be diabolically bad. twitter.com/MikeBloomberg/…

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WhoresofYore “Mother, Will I Stick Out In The Back Like You When I Grow Up?” - 1939 Spencer Corsets advert pic.twitter.com/TkKqIhQHM2

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best_in_dumbest You can be the “Ogre”
in “Progress” pic.twitter.com/fU0D9Ps0kq

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Independent Antiques Roadshow expert drinks 180-year-old urine, rusty nails and a human hair after mistaking liquid for port independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…

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@kcarruthers Maybe the IPA people could celebrate it with an annual pilgrimage.

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SnarkyPlatypus I don’t think we have reached peak Sydney fireworks feels yet

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Today the Prime Minister will be forced, finally, to deploy one of those RAAF C-130s to fly in an extra supply of platitudes.

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BrimleyLine Born April 6, 1969, actor Paul Rudd (‘Clueless,’ ‘The 40-Year-Old Virgin,’ ‘Anchorman,’ ‘Ant-Man,’ ‘Living with You..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h2

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naamanzhou finally some good news pic.twitter.com/K9X8fkYHrx

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sylmobile My word, the smoke is thick - such horrible conditions, today… (BOM Satview) satview.bom.gov.au pic.twitter.com/XONwiH9plz

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NSWRFS At 9:15am there are five fires at Emergency Warning and a further five fires are at Watch and Act.
Of 101 fires, 4..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ik

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@garystark @oberonsghost Thanks. Have as good a NYE as you can with the news around.

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cstross LOLWUT

(Translation via google: “Finally, we succeeded in developing an external SSD type biometric storage. Final..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ct

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Tue plan, a New Year’s Eve outline draft: Slow start; migrate back to Ashfield; review my poor life choices. Food a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qI

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niubi “The U.S. government now says APT10 took detailed personnel records of more than 100,000 people from the U.S. Navy.” twitter.com/WSJ/status/121…

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Pleased to see the petrol station toilet thing is still going.

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@mathewlowry You have been out of touch! Yes, Senator Hanson is definitely a thing, and tonight’s phone-in is definitely real.

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pixelatedboat Given how it turned out, it’s weird that John Travolta isn’t in Cats

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Pauline Hanson was in my dream last night. She was rummaging through a bin while former Liberal MP Chris Gallus and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7R

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Hmmm. It’d still be possible to organise. SkypeIn number, livestream. Skip the whole psychologist thing and just use bourbon.

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WeTheCommuters Members of both the NYPD and MTA tried to corral the the Elusive Nevins Street Raccoon™ on Friday with a “cage stoc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Um

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I’m almost afraid to read anything today, what with the massive brain worms epidemic this week.

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Tuesday. There should not be any elephants, that should have been obvious. Tuesday.

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stilgherrian Exactly. “Earn more than $50,000 a year? You’re not an ‘average’ Aussie.”

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stilgherrian What if there were fireworks in the petrol station toilet.

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stilgherrian I see that once again everyone has decided they’re an Instant Fucking Expert on the logistics of fighting bushfires..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S9

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AsmrSuggestions ASMR: you are locked in a Rainforest Cafe after closing and I am hunting you for sport

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30-50 feral randoms wanting to use the toilet. twitter.com/ProfSecond/sta…

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TwoPaddocks When the world seems close to pear shaped,
When leaders fill you with despair
When things look dark and dreary
An..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wR

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I ate some noodles.

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davpope What looks like a pyrocumulus cloud over the Badja Forest Road fire about an hour ago pic.twitter.com/mtaUWtF69H

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dufussy When you finally stop crying from laughter, read the replies to take it up a level. twitter.com/kittynouveau/s…

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@jplonie @NewtonMark I’ll get in before Mark says it: No, the wings are for getting it into the air.

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whereisdaz Here it is. One day to go in 2019 and Claire saved the worst for last. twitter.com/clairlemon/sta…

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NSWRFS A fire-generated thunderstorm has formed over the Badja Forest Road and Tuross Falls Road fires, north-west of Coba..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MZ

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SpacecoastPix Its late, but my vote for aviation photo of the year is this one from the successful deadstick emergency landing of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N7

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MaggieDaWitch Ensay, East Gippsland pic.twitter.com/vYkh7nksYF

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Quite a lot of things in Australia seem less than ideal today.

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erstkate Is it some sort of Actor’s Equity thing or a result of a court case that Rebel Wilson has to be in everything now?

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AndrewBGreene The member for Hume has decreed the 1st of July 2020 is now going to be on a Monday, not a Wednesday.
“Fantastic. G..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MM

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Exactly. “Earn more than $50,000 a year? You’re not an ‘average’ Aussie.”

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TedDansonBDay Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

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KT_NRE People keep sharing their favorite memes of the 2010s, but honestly none of them hold a candle to this one from 1925 pic.twitter.com/oOCAECd3XK

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The 3-year-old could piss on the fireworks.

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What if there were fireworks in the petrol station toilet.

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I have already passed The Hill of Dead Pets. And boy did it hurt. Not sorry.

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Skip to main content.

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djackmanson If you know this, you took an oath to keep it secret, son. twitter.com/k_morrissey/st…

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As mentioned before, there’s also stuff in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, Part B: Slow start (done); migrate to Haymarket; 1515 back repairs, Darlinghurst; remainder TBA, but almo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xy

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rudy_mustang holy shit pic.twitter.com/legptJf6Bw

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jkass99 The Second American Civil War ended abruptly when the rebel army was forced to walk up a flight of stairs. pic.twitter.com/VdNqvbllmp

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@JustJimWillDo @gathgwyn His humans are back. He’s in a mood now.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Probably. But also the Central Tablelands weather seems to be becoming more dominant. Just a gut fe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lM

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@DavidFeng Where are all these people going?

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It’s weird how inner Sydney is cooler than the Mountains these days. pic.twitter.com/j15HPsHZcH

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jonkudelka Any advice from Peta Credlin needs to be taken in the context of her being the brains behind Tony Abbott’s prime ministership.

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I see that once again everyone has decided they’re an Instant Fucking Expert on the logistics of fighting bushfires..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S9

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OK, I’ve decided to stay in Sydney for the next two days. Now, the logistics.

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@stanleyward90 Yeah you get who you get when doing replacement buses over the holidays.

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