Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 15th, 2019

What I love about the cryptocurrency world is its solid core of ethical behaviour. twitter.com/bPafundi/statu…

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matt_dathan Dominic Cummings appears to be wearing his top inside-out in this picture of Boris Johnson reacting to the exit poll pic.twitter.com/pmX3MqhO0Q

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smperris My annual reminder of how great the @MooresCloud Holiday lights could have been if they’d come along at the right t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ku

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@davispg That’s a bollard not a butt plug.

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stilgherrian NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 498: Many smoke, no work, very poo” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/49… Covers 9–15 Decemberpic.twitter.com/YZoROIWu1k1k

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stilgherrian This is just so miserable… pic.twitter.com/pZBt2Ou9uD

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stilgherrian Never forget what boomers are like inside, in their hearts. youtube.com/watch?v=6R3BYC…

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stilgherrian Honk! pic.twitter.com/tBnaZhRJIO

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@RealNickHodge Thank you for doing these honourable thing.

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@mord_wa I agree we don’t know the back story, but what the hell we’re seeing trespass and (attempted) damage and racist abuse.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Some museums are starting to address that of course, but then they get called “political”. Sigh.

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Never forget what boomers are like inside, in their hearts. youtube.com/watch?v=6R3BYC…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I completely understand. It’s a bit (a little bit) like how I felt looking at the nuclear weapons in various US locations.

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The sheer beauty of it continues to astound me.

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Maybe the Rijksmuseum could purchase this artefact too, and display them as a matched set. pic.twitter.com/VsXFweuqZu

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This is almost as lovely as Scott Morrison’s trophy. twitter.com/Teszelszky/sta…

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Note to Amateur Political Analysts*: Not everything is about left-right partisanship. In fact very few things are…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…If

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melb_art_critic Unknown artist (?), paste-up, Melbourne pic.twitter.com/t6b6YdxEhN

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@SnarkyPlatypus Then there’s the fact that Jimmy Cauty drew this top-selling poster. pic.twitter.com/0ZwbOFBZHU

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@kels_316 This wouldn’t actually surprise me.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Then again we have “America What Time is Love” which is simply glorious.

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WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH WALT DISNEY’S FROZEN HEAD IS IT ON THE NAZI MOON BASE. twitter.com/FXMC1957/statu…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Maybe. Though then at #4 I’d put “It’s Grim Up North”.

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@munin Indeed. And if he’s any more “playful” I may have to report him lost.

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@Tony_3163 @andrewfx_51 I should probably delete mine. I’ll get complaint. But then are ARE arsehats comparing “ok..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZA

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@Tony_3163 @andrewfx_51 Yeah maybe still not quite the same thing, eh.

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johnb78 Ahahahaha pic.twitter.com/sEFP6A2XpZ

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This continues to be a magical piece of television. twitter.com/GoggleboxQuote…

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Seven minutes until Monty’s humans touch down at SYD. Just so everyone knows, he has been fed. Don’t fall for his bullshit.

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You know if there were a 2019 version of International Rescue it’d be run by Vladimir Putin and use those nuclear-powered cruise missiles.

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@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark Look I did all that but we didn’t cover the arrangements with International Rescue.

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@NewtonMark Sure, but can you get USAF or the CIA or NASA to pay for that?

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@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark I always loved that no matter how weird-arsed the rescue need, International Rescue had..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8O

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@NewtonMark But then you wouldn’t get to hoon down the runway.

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@kels_316 @NewtonMark OK, ta, pressure could also make sense I guess. I just hadn’t heard it about the U-2 before.

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@erstkate If I have any left over it’s all yours.

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@kels_316 @NewtonMark I thought the fuel tank thing was the SR-71 and because of supersonic heat expansion?

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@NewtonMark I did see somewhere that at operating altitude the difference between cruising speed and the stall spee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ID

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@NewtonMark I thought it was a weight thing, and the need for those sailplane wings to be thin. (And yeah, they the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8i

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Oh, it’s the sheep person. As you were.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah nah, I just got some rice cakes for the morning. I looked at all manner of interesting food bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ff

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@oberonsghost These are your younger relatives, or just random street urchins?

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@DrMobs I’ll get you what I’m getting my mother. Who died two years ago.

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Does anyone want anything at the shops?

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@LyraMoonShadow Ah yes, that did sort of go off the rails there somewhere. I blame the cat.

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AFPSouthAsia Protests against a controversial citizenship law allowing the govt to grant citizenship to illegal immigrants who e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fv

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@RealNickHodge With that solid construction they could probably keep up the pounding for quite some time.

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@RealNickHodge They certainly look like reliable chaps, yes.

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plalor Queues for the toilet at the Perth Stadium are forming as we speak. pic.twitter.com/hthxSqWrcY

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@LyraMoonShadow I think you may have missed a big part of the picture here.

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“A reliable double pounder.” [Nods]

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@SnarkyPlatypus @lachyheel Or is that just a… cough… double-pounder?

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What a strange old world we live it. twitter.com/Pinboard/statu…

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@rohan_p @dobes @ashabeeeee @davidgerard What if they open the coffin and it contains… Craig Wright?

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kixes ’s anti- propaganda is really some next level stuff instagram.com/p/B5_5YBchD7b/… pic.twitter.com/YrSiqUyjLh

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chimeracoder people keep trying to change the definition of “marriage”. marriage is between a PIRATE and ANOTHER PIRATE. that’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zu

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steviexmcfly The tactical Christmas stocking is the funniest thing I’ve seen in my goddamn life pic.twitter.com/gvoMlLy7rm

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@alixstone I’m sure he’s confident that he could too! :)

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@johnb78 Thanks. I took quite a few, including these of HMAS Canberra, but managed to avoid the worst of it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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The key thing for the coming week is that I’m recording “The 9pm Edict” end-of-year episode with @NicholasFryer on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kq

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 498: Many smoke, no work, very poo” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/49… Covers 9–15 Decemberpic.twitter.com/YZoROIWu1k1k

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Anyway, regarding the other thing, I hope they did eat the cat.

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Clearly I am behind the pace with respect to a running gag on the internet.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Still, it might mean that I’ll eventually do an actual poo.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I still don’t understand all the chunks of carrot.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I should’ve gone to the Indian takeaway for a big serve of saffron basmati or something. Lesson learned.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Impressive indeed. I saw that the potato salad looked good, and it was fine, but forgot to inspect..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4L

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I look forward to being able to eat actual food again.

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Somehow yesterday I managed to buy the worst fried rice known to humanity. I thought it may have been my taste buds..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yO

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DingoResearch Sad to learn the important northern Wollemi populations are now / will soon be threatened by ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BY

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@munin Well I guess the Failing New York Times was struggling to find someone who could type.

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Brain worm explosion in 5… 4… 3… 2… twitter.com/thehill/status…

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RadioFreeTom Plaid on plaid with a four-point hanky. This is prohibited by any number of treaties. twitter.com/mauiyank/statu…

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“How the US Air Force Uses 100 MPH Chevy Camaro Chase Cars to Land U-2 Spy Planes” youtube.com/watch?v=nTFCFN…

I’ve al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RU

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“Lawyers for customers who lost money investing in an insolvent Canadian cryptocurrency exchange have asked police..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GN

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Yeah I think @abcnews needs to reconsider their use of the phrase “neighbourhood dispute”. twitter.com/flashblak/stat…

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Sun plan, remainder: Snack (soon, but I’m still not up for a Sunday Lunch or even any alcohol); replace the stolen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6C

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@jsleeio @BobGrrl Hah. Fortunately I can count to 1.

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@twiddlekins I have seen the kind of clauses in franchise agreements and the like. Vengeance is swift and total.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The whole thing was just bizarre (though doubtless not unknown) and I hope @toostrong4karen’s paren..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ku

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Mr Vigors is no longer “an integral part of [his] community as an employer, service provider, local business leader..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hH

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Well that was handled efficiently. And it wasn’t going to end any other way. twitter.com/sarah_tomlinso…

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@BobGrrl @jsleeio It’s just a suck-up to see if I’ll fall for the old “I’m staaarving!” con. I won’t.

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My lazy morning has continued into the afternoon, assisted by Monty. I’m going to nap even further before continuin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wc

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I think the main disappointment for L2 tram riders is the realisation that they’ve ended up in Randwick. twitter.com/fictillius/sta…

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@VicenteFoxQue Paul Keating should do videos with @markhumphries from time to time.

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You may well have seen this fine anti-Trump video by @VicenteFoxQue, former president of Mexico, but it’s worth wat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tY

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@jplonie @purserj @dobes All software should have an embedded Perl interpreter. That’s just a fact.

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@jplonie @purserj Look I am currently in an apartment where a copy of “Practical mod_perl” sits within easy reach o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jp

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Freeyourmindkid Your grandparents and parents only listened to the Beatles because their parents were too racist to let them listen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YP

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@purserj I’ve also done troubleshooting on IMAP problems via telnet. I am sick.

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@purserj I don’t have a CEO myself but I’ve certainly shown this technique to those of so-called “organisations”.

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mcsmartypants I think I’ve been on a date like this once. twitter.com/popsci/status/…

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@WarWraith @petstarr I can’t imagine doing the same thing for 28 years. I mean I even change my underpants more often than that.

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UQ_News Is ’s famous pitch drop getting ready to drop again? It’s the world’s longest running lab experiment…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zs

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Hey @drunkwomenpod have you considered the case of the Beaumont Children? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappear… It’ll take you do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XM

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wallace92hfc My son is taking part in a social experiment.

He has to wear a Hearts top for 2 weeks to see how the people react…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DB

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Anyway, I won’t follow the hashtag any more. It’s already just as feral as the original attack…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I9

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@petstarr I’ve no idea either. The disinformation level in all this is going to be huge. I’m expecting our Russian..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n9

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@staticsan It was a moment of pre-coffee brilliance. Which is to say, a coherent thought at all.

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Although, @petstarr, this bloke reckons it’s both Mildura franchises. (No source cited.) twitter.com/Tomhume1/statu…

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Oh dear. I’m afraid the pitchforks are already out — not without reason of course — but once we have pitchforks wetwitter.com/i/web/status/1…hel6

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Thing is, you don’t need to go very far in Australia to realise that this is a widespread view. Rob Vigors known he..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K0

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@SnarkyPlatypus Good morning. Welcome to another day of bushfire smoke and bizarre racism.

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Sydney’s weather forecast continues to be much the same. pic.twitter.com/vs17ucqa3b

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Sun plan, an outline: Lazy morning; replace the stolen cheese ; consider the week ahead; Weekly Wrap…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AJ

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Sun plan, essential poo-related background: I managed to eat some average-quality potato salad yesterday and there..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a4

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@raaahbin A bit early in the morning for me. Oh, wait. Yes.

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@RealNickHodge @gathgwyn All drugging of the cat is in accordance with instructions.

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Hey @GladysB is today the day we can talk about climate change?

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I have never managed to shelve an elf. They struggle too much.

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@RealNickHodge @gathgwyn Mind you, for a cat, what does DROWSINESS even look like? “This cat may want to sleep”?

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@RealNickHodge @gathgwyn On the other hand, @gathgwyn should be aware of the existence of these substances. pic.twitter.com/0DtO3ToJi5

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I see we have a name now. I didn’t think that would take long. The next stage will be a public outcry reported in t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yz

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@garystark @gathgwyn You have to poke me with your paw.

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@garystark @gathgwyn I wanted to be up around now anyway. I have succumbed.

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It was quite civilised, really, @gathgwyn. No whining, and certainly no hissing.

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I have received indications that it is considered to be cat-feeding time. The main one was said cat walking across..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H0

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Sunday. Choose one of six nutritious directions in five fashionable colours. Sunday.

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