One minute…
Two minutes…
Three minutes…
Four minutes…
At 2355 AEDT it’s still $1505.77, and there’s just five minutes to go so I doubt there’s another $500 in the pipeli… https://t.co/tz5bHkP7Xq
@franksting It’s almost inevitable. I need some material to provide breaks.
At 2350 AEDT it’s still $1505.77, but I think there’s some lag in this financial data flow. Goddammit.
@boynxdor Arf! That’s not showing in my interface yet. :(
@yaycee Hahaha yeah the Stripe form is for an open amount. The PayPal form requires me to have a menu of options. Sorry.
I don’t think there’s anyone nasty enough to make me go for another hour, though perhaps a consortium could form.
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus I will visualise that later, once I’ve digested the fact that it’s now a 3-hour livestream.
At 2345 AEDT the total is now $1505.77, so that’s a 3-hour livestream. With 15 minutes to go, can there be another $500 for a fourth hour?
I’ll count down the total for the last 15 minutes from 2345 AEDT every five minutes.
I must admit, it’s classy to contribute $114.77 to leave it 33 cents short. I love you people.
Scroll back in the thread to see what the fuck this is all about.
HALF AN HOUR TO GO! Thanks to someone who is definitely not a troll, the total is now $1499.77, which means just 33… https://t.co/bQABnwaqYc
@_midofo_ There’s some bullshit here, but here we are.
TanFad Posted without comment pic.twitter.com/SfHwViFaj4
@kaydo Liking it.
@paulkidd Indeed.
@paulkidd It sounds a bit twee though. Or maybe it’s a Holocaust film.
@fairtirade I’d watch that movie.
@Ng88Mr Excellent. I wouldn’t want to see you caned.
@erstkate @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus Oh that’s right, I forgot.
@dobes Because of course he did. Ping @SnarkyPlatypus. https://t.co/RmWKoNitpy
Oh FFS. Attn: @dobes and everyone. https://t.co/n2bxE6Yi2f
ONE HOUR TO GO! Total has hit $1385, so $115 to get a 3-hour livestream. Go to https://t.co/pF6snh5CJM or… https://t.co/eYFo37BQ7A
RT @Level20EastGuy: Stupid by the Guardian. Who knows what that old bloke died from? https://t.co/iiaDunD1RW
@kcarruthers DM me. What is the thing?
@twcau @juhasaarinen Only if I get $36,000 in the next 75 minutes.
Exactly. pic.twitter.com/0rT4fabgOg
RT @TechnicallyRon: At least the NHS will get 350 million quid a week as of tomorrow so this wasn’t all just a game played by rich people t…
RT @Scarfolk: “The dawn of a new era…â€#BrexitDay https://t.co/Ktvnnr9MvY
RT @NSWRFS: At 10:30pm there are 62 bush and grass fires burning in NSW, with 21 still to be contained. 3 fires remain at Watch and Act. Mo…
HappySinger lol Katie Hopkins is only 44. Hate ages you, kids.
Total has hit $1285, so $215 to go to get a 3-hour livestream. Go to https://t.co/pF6snh5CJM or… https://t.co/uEtWAMP5fO
Sadly we are still in a world where controversy is measured by stock market value and not how many people have been… https://t.co/pJhpExt8q5
mogadeet The Floppotron: Take On Me youtu.be/oqwZzuOXYPU via @YouTube
mwyres ARTICLE: “…deaf woman, 60, rows Atlantic Ocean in world first…”
ME: “…they kept yelling at her to stop…”
@cafuego Definitely.
I am so going to regret this.
Total has hit $1265, so $235 to go to get a 3-hour livestream. Go to https://t.co/pF6snh5CJM or… https://t.co/5ROs7fnL37
@Aitch_El Definitely.
@ari_hall @zdnetaustralia Pretty much. Tech evangelists versus crazies. With a battle over who we buy it from with… https://t.co/y1bf0wJqb8
Total has hit $1240, so $260 to go to get a 3-hour livestream.
RT @ErikSolheim: Oslo 🇳🇴 January 2020. Climate change.
Not one day below 0 C.
Not one snowflake the entire month.
Noone can remember a Janu…
@Ng88Mr I hope you promised to wear it, like a Good Son? :)
@ari_hall @zdnetaustralia I still don’t know how you treat stuff which has a VERY deep technical aspect for a gener… https://t.co/1629gdv8xr
@ari_hall @zdnetaustralia I actually agree with all of that, or 95% of it. At the moment I think we’re still sortin… https://t.co/4XiC60FZJI
Anyway, I’ll update you with a total every 30 minutes until midnight. And then I’ll have a very large whisky.
You can listen to me saying all of that, or most of that, in an audio promo. https://t.co/hqUmTyzRMa
As @juhasaarinen noted, he’d like it to go for 72 hours. And yes, I am up for that. https://t.co/IDaD0B3fc4
The tip jar closes at midnight AEDT, in just under three hours. I’d love to get it to three hours. If that happens… https://t.co/IB65bofFv2
For every $500 in the pot, because this is how I survive and isn’t it stupid, it’s one hour of livestream. So with… https://t.co/lALF6QkWH0
For my sins, on Sat night I’m doing a LIVESTREAMED READING OF CONSPIRACY BULLSHIT, staring at 9pm AEDT at… https://t.co/ILpOMjOsWu
Right. 2100 AEDT. Let me recap what’s happening with this daft thing. The total still stands at $1195, but this is what it’s all about.
@ari_hall @zdnetaustralia Thing is, you’re not the audience for my piece. “No physical or logical separation betwee… https://t.co/sZDSPG1ja5
@ari_hall @zdnetaustralia I’m trying not to be snarky. But what’s interesting here is that Ian Levy at GCHQ has wri… https://t.co/YumHa2uJ5e
@ari_hall @zdnetaustralia How familiar are you with the technical aspects of this? Because quite frankly spending “… https://t.co/YJTPMoKLWb
@mogadeet I know! That tweet deserved much more love, even if I say so myself.
@ari_hall @zdnetaustralia Erm, he just has made the argument in the public sphere. Click through from my piece.
RT @stilgherrian: Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “Home Affairs report reveals deeper problems with Australia’s encryption laws†https://t…
SoVeryBritish The year of January is nearly over
RT @AgRadziwinowicz: Poles flying in to the UK tell me UK Border Agents ask them about the purpose and length of their travels. The #Brexit…
RT @jjbw: 🚨 CALLING ALL BUDDING SCIENCE JOURNOS 🚨
I’m extremely pleased to say that we are again seeking a Darren Osborne Cadet to join @A…
@AttardMon :)
RT @ben_hr: Forget mitigation, this is where the real climate change galaxy brain action is at. https://t.co/3jzHbtGkXB
This is very cool. https://t.co/9oY4L6t6BL
@SnarkyPlatypus I got home hours ago. I have to pace myself to midnight.
RT @_ClaireConnelly: Straya. https://t.co/eVNTsxtZWw
@SnarkyPlatypus Ah yes, I see what you mean.
The total has now crept further to $1195, which means just $305 more to make it a 3-hour livestream of CONSPIRACY I… https://t.co/Pilb1G7WTZ
@purserj Well, yes, but we need to name names.
FXMC1957 UK No.1 on this day in 1976: Abba - Mamma Mia youtu.be/unfzfe8f9NI via @YouTube
Love* the passive voice of “there are callsâ€, as if they don’t come from specific sources but are somehow simply a… https://t.co/TNJDr8DEmt
@dobes @Wolfie_Rankin @feraldata @Histreepix Deal.
@NewtonMark @BarrysChins Oh this is training training with The Bloke?
@dobes @Wolfie_Rankin @feraldata @Histreepix Not bomb. Rundfunkgerät.
@SnarkyPlatypus Go on…
@Wolfie_Rankin @dobes @feraldata @Histreepix I was thinking that. The officer is very Clouseau, though they’re German.
Gawd. https://t.co/2nJZkeFBWG
@shermozle @dobes @feraldata @Histreepix Excellent moustaches.
@SuperCroup @DrRhysPockett Ditto. It sounds full of adventure.
@NewtonMark I’d guessed that. :P
Printer’s Hand of Chiang Mai. https://t.co/SCXlBtTC54
@SnarkyPlatypus Sounds about right lol.
@NewtonMark Is this a euphemism for something?
@dobes @feraldata @Histreepix You’re welcome.
@purserj I see that it has a variety of attachments, which is always a good sign.
@jonkudelka THIS IS WHAT I WAS THINKING.
@dobes @feraldata Also, this photo is very @Histreepix territory. pic.twitter.com/XM2BoESxYE
@dobes @feraldata I observe the following sequence of technological breakthroughs in communication:
WW1
Radio
WW2… https://t.co/wLOMzcGh7D
So @dobes, you’re probably not up to this yet, but the “Between 2 Wars†episode for 1926 on the rise of radio is ve… https://t.co/hmO1yIazoB
@gab4moi Indeed. Let’s all have a drink to calm ourselves down.
brexitcountdow1 Brexit is 15 hours away. #brexit
RT @speechleyish: racists: coronavirus happened because Chinese people eat weird shit
me, a Chinese person: what is the charge? eating a m…
@NewtonMark @ActuallyEdwin @dobes I still can’t get over the manual targeting. That’s amazing flying.
@SnarkyPlatypus None showing. She was here in 2019.
@dobes @rohan_p @alexkidman @eddit0r @joshgnosis @cameronwilson Two hours, but it’s $325 short of a third hour, and… https://t.co/tEJIVhHcuF
@dobes @rohan_p @alexkidman @eddit0r @joshgnosis @cameronwilson Yeah you need to fix that, Chris.
RT @FXMC1957: 31 January 1849. The abolition of the Corn Laws came into effect. These import controls had mainly protected rich cereal prod…
@NewtonMark @ActuallyEdwin @dobes What immediately hits me about that footage from Greece, Mark, is that the helo i… https://t.co/t1KKXIeBbH
@dobes @NewtonMark So OK this is very impressive footage of what waterbombing looks like from inside the S-64 Skycr… https://t.co/LUoOkU11jH
The total has crept up to $1175. Thank you.
RT @patstokes: Currently writing a book that argues among other things that your online persona *really is* you. It’s somewhat performative…
@expectproblems Very good, in fact.
@AndorraGrasping Arf!
RT @niltiac: I am keen to speak to people who have experienced racism recently because of public alarm over coronavirus. Please pass this o…
I’m all for Leura flying a variety of flags to welcome visitors, and rotating them regularly, but reallypic.twitter.com/t1hr2Qde0A0A
Also, if it hits a 3-hour livestream I’ll retreat to somewhere air conditioned when I do itpic.twitter.com/mOgJUljTiHiH
Erm, “midnight tonight AEDTâ€.
@GJ203 @fictillius Here’s one explainer. https://t.co/SWZxKIMSOP It’s basically an open spot market plus people buy… https://t.co/vUm6ZayEt8
@juhasaarinen HOBART.
@spreaker The total is still at $1155, with seven hours to go. Is that good enough? You be the judge. Contributions… https://t.co/yzXjcZK4P6
@CptHollingworth Shall I fetch you a tissue?
@misswired Well they’re all the rage these days.
@misswired You’ve made a bong out of an olive oil can?
@SnarkyPlatypus Ah yes, thank you. Btw, we should go to no-go Lakemba some time soon. And all the other places, like that Campbelltown trip.
SteveStuWill Children’s answers to the question “What is politics?”
HT @briandavidearp pic.twitter.com/cjz56AFkUL
@SnarkyPlatypus Who was that Canadian woman, the alt-right twat, who went to Lakemba to ask white people about the… https://t.co/VU97SI4j20
@misswired I got some spring rolls, though, so that will do me. There was no way I could beat all the tradies to the sausage rolls.
@ActuallyEdwin @NewtonMark @dobes Very nice work if it is. You REALLY need to understand your aircraft. And yes, I know these people do.
Goddammit. That thing where you buy some crisps for the salt and moments later the pub serves free bar snacks like sausages rolls etc.
RT @joshgnosis: Interesting rebuttal to the claim coronavirus is a bioweapon is that if it was, it isn’t a very good one on account of the…
I say, the prediction for Saturday at 1600 AEDT looks… good? pic.twitter.com/aM7pjYmX1X
RT @davispg: Tasmania:
40°C+ on Friday
Snow on Monday
How great is climate change https://t.co/gnTqgqHiKF
@rephraser Everyone. Let me repeat, everyone.
@PollHereford You tell him. I reckon he might be a little unstable.
Very normal. pic.twitter.com/OBWWw76F21
So this is normal. https://t.co/Qtj7fIWoFa
@frankfil There are times when I’m SO gla@bunjareeee is off-grid. In weather like this we have electrons to burn.
@SnarkyPlatypus Yep. I sent @dobes down the @TimeGhostTV rabbit-hole yesterday. Material by actual historians rathe… https://t.co/ejeJfKxs8j
@frankfil Isn’t it brilliant!
Nice work, Penrith. pic.twitter.com/i0qflnKdzT
@dobes Well there‘s the guy for it, right there in that photo.
motherboard Spreading coronavirus disinformation on TikTok is as easy as ordering a white lab coat and some Kool Aid. bit.ly/2uR3bD9
“Master Race†my arse. https://t.co/fHEHmt9cvB
@FreeQuayBuoy @ScottRhodie They were also way hotter with their shirts off. YMMV, obviously.
RT @FreeQuayBuoy: Called me old fashioned, but in my day the Nazis were the traitors. https://t.co/E75cJ8MLpv
RT @sirjec: Built an air purifier today based off a simple design from @kels_316. Total cost $110. Great instructions and BOM on GitHub htt…
RT @JustJimWillDo: I’ve seen this movie. https://t.co/vXZcW8DWUm
@duncanwc @cameronwilson @rohan_p Can we narrow this down from “Asia�
fictillius Expensive day in the NEM pic.twitter.com/UkJ4heYG1f
@JustJimWillDo Particularly when you have a snake handler with you.
The Melbourne version of the @LowyInstitute’s panel discussion “The year ahead†is up now too. Different people fro… https://t.co/u1ntRVi2Rn
“We are currently in possession of the snake.â€
Timeless, etc. https://t.co/CXjKfii7uC
@SnarkyPlatypus And obviously episodes elsewhere in the “Between 2 Wars†series.
FYI @SnarkyPlatypus these two episodes might well interest you: Smashing China to Pieces, the Background | Between… https://t.co/AtSNqDRrxR
RT @PhilipThalis: The test will be how well this important corridor is converted to a range of transport opportunities;
should have;
-more…
@jetztgibtshaue @pocketcasts Yeah @pocketcasts is always the way to go. :)
@jetztgibtshaue @pocketcasts Ah, go by the podcast name. @pocketcasts, where to I stick “stilgherrian†for it to come up under that search?
@jetztgibtshaue @pocketcasts Try pca.st/YOs7.
@jetztgibtshaue Really? Hmmm. That’s where I listen back. Mayb@pocketcaststs can verify for me pleasepic.twitter.com/YafjD5f6ieie
@SnarkyPlatypus There’s a first time for everything!
@profsarahj He already did get a report. We all did. From ANAO.
@RhombusHatesYou Ideally, yes.
@SnarkyPlatypus Taking his profile and site as face value, he’s just some boomer cunt day trader trying to skew the… https://t.co/QeqWwysfqB
@RhombusHatesYou That was art.
@RhombusHatesYou Which is why you shouldn’t bother with such dross.
@BundyB @SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup You may find this hard to believe, but the full list of approved TLDs is cultur… https://t.co/FrKnbuzhQn
@BundyB @SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup Nope.
@BundyB @SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup Yeah I know about that one. Stupid twat.
@BundyB @SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup Surely https://t.co/e3OAH3l5CX?
@BundyB @SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup ccTLD being “country code TLD†FOR WHICH THERE IS AN ISO STANDARD.
@BundyB @SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup Well, except for the ccTLD, which plus .intl and maybe .eu and the like should be the only ones.
RT @brianstelter: Oy. Jon Stewart’s show was “fake news” 20 years ago. @CraigSilverman applied the term to viral hoaxes in 2014 and 2015. H…
@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup Don’t get me started, but this is the current list of approved top-level domains (TLDs). https://t.co/hIPM79tEC6
RT @dobes: @rohan_p @susan_m you ready for this…. settle in.
The Australian capital with the lowest maximum temperature is …….
Darw…
Fo what it’s worth, “The 9pm Edict†is now available on Apple Podcasts, Castbox, Deezer, Google Podcasts, Podcast… https://t.co/Wu1ypDVe8J
Don’t tell Chris. https://t.co/pGhWUfCmwG
RT @Riana_Crypto: Bloomberg has just released a draft of the EARN IT Act bill, which goes after end-to-end encryption under the guise of am…
@khendar Yeah I haven’t been down that rabbit-hole yet. Not sure I want to.
Hmmm… This is the second dodgy Reuters headline I’ve seen recently. Is this good enough, @Reuters? https://t.co/Y8hbPT3by6
@gavincostello @dobes @rohan_p @joshgnosis @cameronwilson That does seem to be the plan, yes. With conspiracies.
@alexkidman @SimonThomsen @dobes @eddit0r @rohan_p @joshgnosis @cameronwilson Correct.
@SimonThomsen @dobes @alexkidman @eddit0r @rohan_p @joshgnosis @cameronwilson Budget, at least for this weekend.
@skwashd @dobes @alexkidman @eddit0r @rohan_p @joshgnosis @cameronwilson @danmurphys Is this helping? I don’t think this is helping.
RT @latimes: BoJack’s L.A. is a lot like ours. Find out where you fit in our illustrated guide.
https://t.co/a6lrNGIfnU
@jetztgibtshaue Oh dear God.
@manindotblack So yeah the funding call closes at midnight AEDT tonight, but the podcast starts at 2100 AEDT tomorrow.
@upulie Because he’s a cunt?
@jetztgibtshaue The dynamic of such things means there’s likely to be a final burst once people “settle into their evening†tonight.
@jetztgibtshaue It’s at $1155. No change since early this morning.
@manindotblack @zdnetaustralia Bah. All the detailed explainers say “AEDT†and I know my audience is not stupid.
@dobes @alexkidman @eddit0r @rohan_p @joshgnosis @cameronwilson That said, if you see something truly excellent at… https://t.co/kzXo3fvVZW
@zdnetaustralia Fri plan, remainder: 1515 train then sly refreshing drink, Leura; shopping, including alcohol for t… https://t.co/uIEJRjeNBa
RT @ChuBailiang: You might think it would take impossible genius to think of a quarantine destination so unappealing that frightened people…
@alexkidman @dobes @eddit0r @rohan_p @joshgnosis @cameronwilson Gwyneth will be disappointed.
@dobes @alexkidman @eddit0r @rohan_p @joshgnosis @cameronwilson No, look, I want none of these things. I have alrea… https://t.co/yRUxtMZFXq
@alexkidman @dobes @eddit0r @rohan_p @joshgnosis @cameronwilson But why would you drink an heirloom?
@NewtonMark @dobes I wonder how they sight it. I have questions.