Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 7th, 2020

Actually I shouldn’t speculate. It’s quite possible there was only enough rain to be annoying rather than help stop..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sS

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kedgie If you don’t know the difference between a back-burn and a hazard reduction burn, shut - and I cannot stress this enough - the fuck up

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k_morrissey @Albert_Einstein: You see, it’s quite impossible to travel faster than the speed of light for a number of reasons:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tB

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glengyron Simple question before you put you ballot in the box on Election Day: can the Queen sack the Prime Minister because..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sa

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@d0wnunda @Colgo @jonkudelka @zdnetaustralia @Timothyjgraham More an ASIO think perhaps, but yes I understand it to be a topic of interest.

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Haha the rain and lightning has driven the spiders down to my level. This is the prick that walked across me while..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ET

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@resultsnowin I wouldn’t mind a bit of lightening, but the lightning is the real worry.

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rachelblundy THREAD: Our team in Sydney are monitoring misinformation about the Australian bushfires crisis. We’ve now debunked..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tD

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The thunderstorm coming across Wentworth Falls is huge. Still going. That’d worry me but that it looks like the fir..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LI

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We just had a massive lightning strike about 100m from where I’m sitting. We may well have a smouldering tree to fi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sb

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@EwokHunter1 We’ll have more data in the next few days, I’m told.

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@asunderland Well now it feels like you’re setting us a challenge!

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@bgosford @ZDNet @cog_ink There will be more data day by day. There’s certainly money being poured into a dark PR,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ST

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As an aside, here’s a classic disinformation account. Look at the numbers. pic.twitter.com/nmCyusqAnd

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With luck this @rainparrot prediction will be correct and it won’t start any new fires near here. pic.twitter.com/ui3npQbrUm

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Oh great, now we have lightning coming through. Bloody sky-arsonists! pic.twitter.com/kSKYFcqKcv

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@bgosford @ZDNet @cog_ink No, I haven’t had the chance to catch up with @cog_ink’s latest yet. So much to read!

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@61_kerry @theprojecttv You have literally no idea what you’re talking about. Try this. threadreaderapp.com/thread/1212937…

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rwillingham . @CFAChiefOfficer Steve Warrington says “some of the hysteria” that hazard reduction burns are the solution to all..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZE

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mwyres Hahahahahahaha, Piers Morgan a leftie? twitter.com/macsween_prue/…

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royvanrijn You’ve got to be shitting me…

One of our office chairs turns off monitors… we couldn’t believe it, but we hav..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cx

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stilgherrian “Here’s All The Bullshit Spreading Online About The Australian Bushfires” by @cameronwilson buzzfeed.com/cameronwilson/…

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stilgherrian “Viral Australian Bushfire Maps Are Spreading Outdated, Confusing And False Information” by @lanesainty buzzfeed.com/lanesainty/vir…

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@johnalees @zdnetaustralia @Timothyjgraham Well we still don’t know the structure of this messaging network.

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Don’t bother trying to correct Hildebrand. You might as well try teaching the bassoon to a sea cucumber.

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@Colgo @jonkudelka @zdnetaustralia @Timothyjgraham I’ve been based in a bushfire-prone area for a few years now, so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fk

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@Colgo @jonkudelka @zdnetaustralia @Timothyjgraham Thanks, Colgo. This is just the first taste of the research. How..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K9

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MichaelSmyth_ Classic photo of a young David Attenborough making a new friend at Adelaide Zoo in 1962. Pic: @NFSAonline ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9U

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@CptHollingworth “It’s OK, he’ll just shout at the officers anyway. Let’s get out of here.”

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glengyron I think it’s possible that some MPs will resign from the Liberal party over the handling of the Bushfires.

And go to One Nation.

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@CptHollingworth “We need a map.”
“Here you go.”
“Damn, as fuckin’ always all the action is on the border between t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BH

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@beneltham Ah, I don’t do Facebook. :) This was just the initial run of research too, based on a sample. Twitter t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SV

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NewtonMark You are the government, the treasury has tens of billions of dollars. Why are you begging? twitter.com/NSW_OEM/status…

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upulie So basically Hemsworth has donated as much as…multinational behemoth @Chevron twitter.com/1newsnz/status…

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Listening to “Die Kunst der Fuge”, which is helping.

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“Victorian fire chief says calls for more fuel reduction burns are an ‘emotional load of rubbish’” abc.net.au/news/2020-01-0…

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@SteveMolk I’d figured yours would be a roaming role. We can definitely make something work. Plus Parramatta is alw..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xc

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patstokes It’s like one of those martial arts movies where the bad guys all attack the hero one at a time pic.twitter.com/HLFVOYXrW5

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@AnnabelAstbury My advice can improve everyone’s life!

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craiguito “Out, spam bot”
- Lady MacBeth on the internet

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@SteveMolk Yes, that’d be lovely. You’ll be somewhere on the Central Coast, did I see?

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@ExpatDanBKK @smartbrain I have, but I haven’t felt it was as you describe. YMMV, obviously.

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WarintheFuture The Republic of Singapore Air Force is sending two Chinook helicopters with 42 SAF personnel to the RAAF base at Ea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yX

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“A national disaster: On the PM’s catastrophically inept response to Australia’s unprecedented bushfires” by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h4

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Just mute the cunt.

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patstokes Well now I don’t know who to believe pic.twitter.com/zlvvJF5XLh

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@JamesDitto12 @SteveMolk @Joe_Hildebrand Though why I waste my time with people who’ve already decided they’re an I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UC

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@JamesDitto12 @SteveMolk @Joe_Hildebrand Also, “chances to mitigate both have been sabotaged by the hard left and h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sv

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@JamesDitto12 @SteveMolk @Joe_Hildebrand Also, “bushfires are started more by arson than any other cause” is straig..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u7

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@JamesDitto12 @SteveMolk @Joe_Hildebrand No. 24 are charged with arson, at least when the count of charges was abou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MT

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@ExpatDanBKK @smartbrain I’m usually confused by something or other, but that’s a lot of ice and tonic for so little gin. Or so I believe.

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@joannejacobs @paulwallbank @Ben_Shute @servantofchaos I mean I agree, but I’m not sure that we should explore this or not.

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TheGodDamnDM DM: You find a large beast

Player: OH MY GOD CAN I TAME IT AND USE IT AS A MOUNT!?

DM: …you know what, go ah..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9X

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@ExpatDanBKK @smartbrain In a pint glass? Are you feeling a little poorly?

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stilgherrian Germaine Greer. twitter.com/drjoelshulkin/…

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@glengyron @samanthamaiden Hear hear. Your persistence has been appreciated.

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Looking at this, I hadn’t realised how small the F-104 Starfighter (top) was. Especially the alleged wings…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EB

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jimmyg 1/ Today marks the twentieth anniversary of the introduction of Microsoft’s Internet Explorer 5 for Mac. This was b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bU

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SwiftOnSecurity “What’s bitcoin?”
“Humans used to spend megawatts doing worthless math for nerd money.”
*another child*
“What’s it like to live on land?”

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SwiftOnSecurity I’m going to write Linux ransomware that just shows a Bitcoin address and a countdown to Windows 10 being installed.

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@dannyjpalmer @ZDNet This Twitter bot analysis stuff is fascinating. We’ll have a link to the actual code tomorrow.

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@trentyarwood @swearyanthony @dobes @NuclearAnthro @OaaSvc We really should adopt more remedies from the Atomic Age.

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@SuperCroup “Power yoga” is not a thing.

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OrkneyLibrary The famous sheep - helping to save the planet one belch at a time 🐏 twitter.com/orkneycom/stat…

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newscomauHQ A group of people have gone around Kangaroo Island collecting as many koalas as they can find to help relocate and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HG

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@Timothyjgraham @peterrenshaw @zdnetaustralia I’ll spread the word. That sort of thing will come in very handy in a lot of contexts.

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@chrisfordoz @lanesainty Yeah most of them are based on the Sentinel satellite-detected hotspots, and there’s lots..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ph

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@niallclugston That said, the rain cells seem to be forming and collapsing very quickly, so I have no idea what’s going on.

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@niallclugston There’s a smattering coming in from the WNW, so that’ll miss you. There’s a tint cell just passed ov..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Km

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@peterrenshaw @zdnetaustralia @Timothyjgraham I figured the ZDNet readership should be able to replicate the experi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nK

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TrainLinkWest trains continue to be replaced by buses between Mount Victoria, Lithgow and Bathurst due to infr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xe

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“We, the media, must take some of the blame as Australia burns,” writes @JohnBirmingham brisbanetimes.com.au/national/queen…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “Twitter bots and trolls promote conspiracy theories about Australian bushfires” with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nq

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@R_Chirgwin The @rainparrot prediction is jumping all over the shop but it looks like there’s more to come.

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The tree frogs are liking the sudden moisture.

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@thegrugq @dobes @NewtonMark @riskybusiness It’ll keep me smiling well into the evening.

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@davispg @SIGREVOLT @cameronwilson As usual there’s some good work coming out of @BuzzFeedOz.

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Well well well, @thegrugq @dobes @NewtonMark @riskybusiness, isn’t OPSEC a wonderful thing. twitter.com/fiondavision/s…

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GovGoogles can a women be a meteorologist

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IndigenousX Cultural Burning is about more than just hazard reduction | Shaun Hooper indigenousx.com.au/cultural-burni…

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FXMC1957 7 January 1972. David Bowie released the single Changes. It’s one of his most popular songs, but failed to reach th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wV

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@kels_316 Well that can’t be right. How even would that happen?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @sylmobile @CraigKellyMP Maybe he’s a fabulous root. (Yes, this is my answer to everything, but it’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8j

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williamvercetti this is a mess pic.twitter.com/pnbAvUHewG

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_F_B_G_ Have you, like me, ever wondered how long it would take the Diocesan Bishops of the Church of England to walk from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ss

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RachelCleves Amorous avocado, anyone? the instructions: fill a pastry bag with cream cheese mix and “pipe vaginal lips” along th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qN

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Interesting. “Better emergency responses by removing social bots” (12 Dec 2019) scienceinpublic.com.au/media-releases…

“The algor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lj

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kels_316 the next person that tweets “ermergherd why did they leave the elderly behind, this is eugenics!!!” I’m going to pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m4

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marquelawyers Lefties might think that the Dutton for PM push is amusing, but you’ll still be the first ones in the van.

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NSWRFS Maybe we will use our Fires Near Me phone app, not American TV networks for fire information. pic.twitter.com/jAXVXZKRY9

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@JustJimWillDo @kels_316 @Ex_spurt If they didn’t keep closing those things up so tightly they could air them out.

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JosieHarvey_ I spoke with ecologists at the University of Sydney and WWF Australia, who now estimate that the number of animals..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zh

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@JustJimWillDo @kels_316 @Ex_spurt Pretty green, though. That’s the thing to be proud of. :)

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@JustJimWillDo @kels_316 @Ex_spurt 3D printing is getting really good these days, eh.

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abcnews Fire chief calls out debate around fuel reduction burns as ‘an emotional load of rubbish’ abc.net.au/news/2020-01-0…

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@sprocket___ @joshgnosis Feel free to fax me your list of acceptable comedy references and a brief paper outlining..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aY

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@joshgnosis Ah, I’d missed that one. Clearly an important case.

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@kels_316 @Ex_spurt It’s a set-up for the journo pool, per caption. Only the gods know what the real briefing looked like.

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This is what leadership looks like. pic.twitter.com/VtCCA5zgeb

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Now add to that, me at @zdnetaustralia: “Twitter bots and trolls promote conspiracy theories about Australian bushf..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yg

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“Here’s All The Bullshit Spreading Online About The Australian Bushfires” by @cameronwilson buzzfeed.com/cameronwilson/…

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“Viral Australian Bushfire Maps Are Spreading Outdated, Confusing And False Information” by @lanesainty buzzfeed.com/lanesainty/vir…

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@firstdogonmoon @jonkudelka I am attracting more flies to your trap, Mr Onthemoon.

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danilic Coalition bushfire relief package: $2bn
Coalition Adani coal mine relief package: $4.4bn

theguardian.com/environment/20…

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Starting to listen to the RN Presents series “The Somerton Man Mystery” abc.net.au/radionational/…

As a taster, you c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qi

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TheTattooedProf Dude came for @JacquelynGill and got everything he deserved. Fellow men, don’t be this dude. pic.twitter.com/l5Z5dg8S9w

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I’m not in a position to emulate this, but if you are then you should. Lots of you have businesses that are doing O..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…le

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@riskybusiness I think the main problem with RB is that it’s financed by the Antarctic Moon Nazis. pic.twitter.com/ZDHIfdabFk

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@jamescmcpherson @zdnetaustralia I’ll leave that up to my illustrious editor.

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NewtonMark Piers Morgan, LADbible, next it’ll be the journal of the Orchid Club all showing how piss easy it is to defeat Aust..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9R

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“Dutton Quietly Begins Learning How To Count” betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/…

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“PM says leaders’ holidays don’t impact bushfire response,” which is to say, the leaders don’t actually perform any..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N1

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@johnb78 Oh, I wish I had some Schadenfreude Gin to open right now! Ping @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard.

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains bots and bullshit, except I didn’t use the work “bullshit”.

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@SuperCroup Neither do the people creating it.

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cameronwilson I’ve added to this list, including false/unverified information about back burning and the Greens, Selena Gomez (!)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6z

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katgallow @stilgherrian I want to see a map of Australia with fires, superimposed on a map of Australia, for scale.

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AmyRemeikis Craig Kelly has now deleted this post pic.twitter.com/4TqMUmOi2K

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cameronwilson One post that’s spread around is that Greens have changed their bushfire policy since the bushfires started. This i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ci

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SuperCroup A superimposed map of Australia over Donut Plains shows the scale of the massive wildfires that have spread across..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wy

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@jonoabroad @ABC Everything looks like a boar if you squint. Also, an octopus.

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CSIRO When a climate extreme event comes along, the question often arises — “did human-influenced climate change play a p.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0lu

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@browningphilip1 [Nods] I can understand why that’s the scariest part.

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@ABC What’s impressive is that this is way more bullshitty than the bullshittiest maps I’ve seen until now. Five stars, arsehats.

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Oh great, America’s @ABC has added this to the Bullshit Maps collection. twitter.com/ABC/status/121…

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@garystark @dobes @rwerkh These facts don’t seem vey facty.

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maxsparber I’ve been seeing a lot of cherrypicked “Iranian woman in 1960” “Iranian women today” memes trying to justify war, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4F

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@joneaves @cameronwilson Thanks for the reminder. I’ve been meaning to plug its blocklist in for some time.

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Sending emails and doing “research” because apparently @dobes thinks that so-called “journalism” has to have “facts..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EJ

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If you see any new or clearly bot-generated stuff in this realm, please tell @cameronwilson but also tell me. Pleas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uA

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patstokes The “dear your majesty” thing is silly, but a lot of people will absolutely buy into it earnestly: if the s.44 deba..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qn

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“Here’s All The Bullshit Spreading Online About The Australian Bushfires” buzzfeed.com/cameronwilson/…

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AmyRemeikis Unfortunately, he is twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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I think one of the best lines I saw in a meme recently was the one describing the Jedi as “an emo with a glow-stick”.

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naamanzhou Australian bushfires have so far burned 8.4m hectares, as seen in the @GuardianAus ongoing, interactive map. 

That..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X2

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DRC_AU Our first public hearing takes place in western Sydney from Feb 17 & focuses on health care for people with cogniti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…co

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weezmgk Channel 9 buzzing the . Be sure to look up & wave ‘hi’ 🖕🤨 @R_Chirgwin pic.twitter.com/H8wAcsTGkA

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Listening to the brand new @lawfarepodcast “Special Edition: Law and the Soleimani Strike” pca.st/2faeq4gr

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pjf If you’re in need of a number to give to someone who shouldn’t have your number, the National Rick Astley Hotline w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EY

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clairegcoleman Ned, who calls himself a scientist believes the atmosphere can’t trap heat forgetting, obviously, that without heat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RS

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chaser Every big bushfire event gets a catchy name. If we start calling these the Climate Fires then journalists will have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…19

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@Headwellred I am now quite well fed, perhaps a little too much so.

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@tshanahan83 Sadly you are speaking metaphorically, I guess.

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LanceCalhoon The problem with most political journos is that no matter how badly the PM handles things, they think he’s only eve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wV

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NewtonMark Pug receives MRI scan, vet instantly regrets it. mirror.co.uk/news/weird-new…

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jonkudelka I once coached a soccer team full of 6yo boys which is the equivalent of a ute full of border collie puppies on spe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kc

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@upulie Wait, this cunt wasn’t even there?

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@davispg Today is similar to this but with sugar snap peas instead of beans. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I’ve put a kangaroo into my wok.

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Listening to the new @NSLpodcast, “This Podcast Will Not Serve as a Notification to Anyone About Anything” pca.st/ujsqp784

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Tue plan, supplemental: Noodles first but.

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quatoria “opiods are actually terrible pain medication, because they work incredibly well and people get addicted to the rel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QJ

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To be fair, the first 11 words of this tweet cover most situations. twitter.com/FarrellPF/stat…

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Tue plan, draft: Slow start, unfortunately, but here we are; poke at story ideas and plan out some stuff; SEKRIT ta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KU

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kels_316 none of the things we’ve never tried could have prevented these fires.

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EarthObserved Actually pretty impressed with Facebook’s system that has flagged that misleading NASA FIRMS..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…69

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Milliganreports Govt @LiberalAus MP denies climate change on UK TV. Challenged by presenter. On Facebook, MP calls her ‘Ignorant Po..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S2

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lovebeneathskin one of the most photographed roads on Kangaroo Island, what it used to be compared to now 💔 pic.twitter.com/th5MmXhkaT

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@PeteLawler @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard @joshgnosis To be fair, that sounds more like something @dobes would do.

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@therevmountain Know Your Enemy. Or in this case, Enema.

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Meanwhile over at Apple Music… pic.twitter.com/Pyf4CKZsV3

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@dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard @joshgnosis Well I didn’t get it either. I get WAY more press releases that you do. Ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1i

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Well this is the A Team right here. twitter.com/simonahac/stat…

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Mind you, I still need to “monitor conditions”. pic.twitter.com/XQFUwgMumH

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What do you reckon, @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard? The “buy an asteroid” or “name a star” thing has been a scam for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ic

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I’m appreciating the more manageable Blue Mountains weather today. pic.twitter.com/qp8KFm02Xz

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jrhennessy I love to talk to my wife several times a day pic.twitter.com/vTzIGHRRCW

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup @marcusjdl They’re quite rich already, though, so you’d have to pay them a lot.

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ASPI_org Editors’ picks for 2019: ‘The very hungry future submarine’ | @defence_wonk and @Marcus_ASPI |..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RF

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marrowing I hope the queen sacks scomo so that we can have another election that labor will lose to peter dutton

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adambelz old tractors are hot right now bc they’re cheap and they work and farmers are tired of all the software that comes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vm

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dobes Eastasia has always targeted the surplus twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…

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zerogeewhiz Craig Kelly is such a dinosaur he better watch out someone from the IPA doesn’t burn him for fuel.

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kels_316 that’s how pork is already made twitter.com/Gizmodo/status…

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jeamland I feel that the only proper, moral and correct solution is to lock Ricky Gervais and Graham Linehan in a room toget..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hr

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So @GladysB is today the day we can talk about climate change?

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@marcusjdl @SnarkyPlatypus The key question, I suppose, is would you still if you had the chance?

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dril scorned Gamer invents a new color of face that is reportedly “Worse than blackface” — Beyond Fucked - Theres Never seen anything like this.

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@oberonsghost I don’t know how well that would work, but the style could be an echo.

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StephanieCarvin US foreign and defence policy in 2020 is basically like the product emerging from a Jorge Luis Borges novel angrily..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…go

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Like “Kingswood Country” but with extra brain worms and COMCAR rights.

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If a certain tailoring firm wouldn’t sue the arse off you, it’d be fun to make a sitcom called “Kelly Country” in w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iI

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As an aside, this is how you limit your exposure to the bad aus pol hash tag. pic.twitter.com/sksqdliY23

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oberonsghost You never get silly messages with proper indicator boards. pic.twitter.com/gCsaql7wPt

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In fact Craig Kelly MP should be appointed Australia’s next Ambassador to the United Nations. Who’s with me?

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Also, his credentials with respect to wind farms. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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I see that Mr Kelly is helping matters. twitter.com/fictillius/sta…

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AndrewLegon “Couple looking for 3rd” pic.twitter.com/wse3AMPU8T

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snollygoster123 the fact that these are twins and the first one streamed ed sheeran’s album and the other one didnt pic.twitter.com/wbECagBADF

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normative I will comply with any subpoena issued on a Tuesday or Wednesday, but it must be printed in Comic Sans, and the com..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2w

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Data: -3 minutes, +1.

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I hope we get to see his cows again. twitter.com/kels_316/statu…

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So, I had a very complicated dream last night and it’s going to take a short while to transition back to this plane..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nC

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