Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 20th, 2020

JohnLyonTweets Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

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campuscodi So conflicted about this… which one do I click first? pic.twitter.com/TJBaJmhYys

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@CylindricalF @Scottludlam @SnarkyPlatypus That’s one segment of the podcast, yes, and there’s some links on the po..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sk

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@DavidFeng If you couple them it goes 700km/h.

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felix_light From the Moscow Metro: “Is [all is unseasonable, warm weather] really just a western climatic attack?” twitter.com/alexey__kovale…

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Remember when these were called “index cards”? Do any of you still have a card index that you use regularly? pic.twitter.com/jvjVVhRkuW

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JustJimWillDo Which diagnosis is enough to make you develop anxiety anyway! twitter.com/TheScotsman/st…

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@dobes @ashabeeeee @PeteLawler @dellcam Third-party sideburn scammers sound a worry.

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@NewtonMark @PeteLawler @SnarkyPlatypus I still have to make him proper Australian curry sausages.

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TimWattsMP Are you passionate about technology?

Interested in policy making?

Believe in the power of politics to change ou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yt

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I am now caught up on @TVsPointless Celebrities.

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snurb_dot_info Actual headline. What’s most amazing here is that they don’t even feel they need to explain the ‘Engadine Maccas’ r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lS

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stilgherrian So I made a podcast yesterday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I think this is a a harder way to approach the board. Listening to them gives you the title, and you can hear the voice.

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@dobes @dellcam @ashabeeeee The word you’re looking for is “polymorphic”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus These are the answers, but they were played a bit of the song but not given the titles. Maybe you c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CZ

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ah it’s an audio question. They’re song that have been covered by Westlife or Boyzone, but they’re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pP

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“Reserve Bank of Australia caused ‘Engadine Maccas’ moment for Australian economy: Deloitte” canberratimes.com.au/story/6586925/…

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I just ate a sandwich but it didn’t have any Vegemite in it.

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mumbletwits Get yours in. pic.twitter.com/Xuti6QJJDB

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AnnaVidot For context, ACT SES told @abccanberra the previous highest number of calls associated with a single storm was abou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uI

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This @lawfarepodcast episode titled “Bobby Chesney and Danielle Citron on Deep Fakes” is very good. pca.st/go4npagd

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GregScott_photo Space X IFA: What I believe to be my best shot of the day, at the moment of explosion B1046 gave in and Crew Dragon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3S

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus “Wasn’t too utterly painful” is the ambition.

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If you piss into your work computer you’ll relieve two pressures at once. twitter.com/JenMsft/status…

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@BrianLaRoux They have a pocket full of plastic tokens. At Coles you can also buy the tokens and the money goes to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xl

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davpope Would be handy to have all this aggregated in one “Four Horsemen Near Me” app pic.twitter.com/yvjx7nzrVR

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Lifehack: If you can’t be arsed taking your coin-locked shopping trolley back, you can mate two of them back to bac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SK

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Arnott’s Shapes are half price at Coles right now. Even the proper flavours.

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@danilic Only if you still have that bowtie.

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@fictillius @dprk_ebooks Sorry, yes, what was I even thinking.

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@fictillius @dprk_ebooks You’d have to join a political party though, and they’re all a bit shit.

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mdoering That one time a company flew me halfway across the country because they were having intermittent telco issues that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IZ

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@dprk_ebooks @fictillius Being King of Adelaide would be kinda cool though. The food and wine would be awesome.

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@garystark @franksting Exactly that. In a cafe situation they’d just turn up, punch in the bank account details, ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sW

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@danilic Digitise this stuff at least.

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@garystark @franksting This is a fair summary, yes. It’d require then to look at what functionality is available to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2U

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@juhasaarinen Well you’re excruciating, at least.

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@garystark @franksting My understanding is that most of this stuff works globally now, at least through major provi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bc

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@garystark @franksting Dunno. But with Stripe, for example, I’ve set up accounts for one business activity that a c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RS

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@Surlysimon Millions. You mean millions. But no, Soros already pays them.

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@garystark @franksting You can put anything in that field that shows up on statements.

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firstdogonmoon well well well what’s all this then? twitter.com/JacquelineMale…

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@juhasaarinen Meh. Close enough. But don’t businesses normally have ups and downs of a few percent a year? It was a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pi

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“New research has predicted that platypus numbers could drop by as much as 73 per cent by 2070.” sbs.com.au/news/extreme-d…

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@cbiggins It’s a serious revenue drop, but what is it in context? One data point, a single quarter-on-quarter drop,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ut

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This not an ethical way to show a 7% drop. twitter.com/radioinfo/stat…

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@dobes @DavidPZone1 @carolduncan They probably don’t own it any more. Unless it didn’t sell. domain.com.au/news/retiremen…

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@DavidFeng You are going to be bitterly disappointed.

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PreetBharara I hereby endorse butter. And also margarine. These are perilous times.

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@carolduncan @dobes Apart from the crucifix, and perhaps even then, this is serious Miami Druglord feels.

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yassmin_a Awkwardly, Southern Sudan is not the name of the nation nor where I’m from. But good to see I’m still providing emp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1w

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@carolduncan @dobes I’m just asking questions, Carol. But I won’t even start on the decor.

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fictillius Senator Georgina Downer.

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@dobes Is this the promo shot for a Mormon porn video?

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ElleOnWords Saw a post that said Dystopia is a white people word for ‘What if all that shit happened TO US?’ and I feel seen.

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@purserj @oberonsghost Haha. Though if anyone wants to get me one of those that’d be grand.

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@purserj Mate, you do know how thunderstorms work, right?

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@purserj If any of you are still alive in an hour from now.

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@BarrysChins @derekbradley Just suck on the pipe and see what happens. It’s all for The Economy, right?

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Oh this one is easy. Digging a hole moves N dollars around “the economy “. Filling it in again is a further M dolla..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nW

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There’s so many healthy human centipedes out there, eh? twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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bastardsheep All of these photos were taken in NSW/ACT within a week. pic.twitter.com/1jTdRVvNQn

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Aust_Parliament Parliament House at 12.59pm, captured by our Auspic photographer David Foote. pic.twitter.com/TmUQtXLtM4

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@garystark Oh right. And Lunar New Year is quite early. A solid party season!

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@dobes I should fax through my application.

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JoshButler left: Parliament House, Canberra, January 5

right: :Parliament House, Canberra, January 20

(pics: AAP) pic.twitter.com/i7LWfrkHOv

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And this one runs to the south, @ashabeeeee @dobes. I am the Stormwhisperer. pic.twitter.com/1zKJ12IbvK

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ACTINOSProject The Lancet has never been timid about tackling political ineptitude that results in adverse health outcomes…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4P

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The @rainparrot has trouble accounting for how the mountainous terrain creates or deflects rain cells. pic.twitter.com/wtHXI9SDUf

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Passing north of Wentworth Falls and Katoomba, as I predicted. twitter.com/dobes/status/1…

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Station staff at Wentworth Falls have just told us that a storm is approaching the station and to take cover, but n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dp

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Mon plan, a practical update: Having consulted my pantry staff, I’ve been persuaded that the shopping must happen t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RW

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davispg When implementation fails turn to marketing 🤷‍♂️ twitter.com/iTnews_au/stat…

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I did enjoy yesterday’s rain though. These figures are from the official station at Mount Boyce. pic.twitter.com/EpmZTr9bl9

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Rob_Stott With skin this thin, Scott Morrison really should consider a career in journalism twitter.com/Jo_Tovey/statu…

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jackofspadesman we are watching the cake show @FoodNetwork pic.twitter.com/99n6WQQ3m5

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I think I’ll leave the shopping until tomorrow. I was feeling a bit flat anyway. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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AdamSpenceAU Hail, some larger then gold balls falling at pic.twitter.com/gq2Ur5xw2E

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realcanberra What rating facemask should be used for 1-inch hail?

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tamsinroses Hail destroying the trees at Parliament House.. poor gardeners pic.twitter.com/bHEES1yhHy

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@weezmgk @R_Chirgwin The @rainparrot seems to be of the opinion that we’ll go straight through a gap. But overall n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0y

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@R_Chirgwin @dobes Ditto. It’s all happening this week, eh.

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@jeamland @nickzoic Nowhere there do I see the word “hatch”.

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GreenJ give us a sign … twitter.com/tamsinroses/st…

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@jonoabroad It’s moderately safe, but you don’t want to be that cunt listening without headphones do you.

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@juhasaarinen @dobes Mr Oooooooohlmann could inflate it out of his own arse.

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@joneaves There’s a lot to like here, and I’m taking notes so @NicholasFryer and I can discuss this further in the next podcast.

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Look a cull would work for me. Every white male over the age of 55 on the board of an ASX 500 company, off to the….twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fr

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It’s like the “Wah wah wah Chinese are buying our baby formula!” Yes. Because it’s a good product. So make more of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6d

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My takeaway from stories like this is that Australian businesspeople are lazy and stupid. In China, the rules chang..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4M

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“Germany’s Air Force has a special mission: deliver American nukes in the case of a nuclear strike. But its Tornado..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CL

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@gathgwyn Please submit am audio show reel and we’ll see.

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This is how all political analysis should be televised. twitter.com/notesfrompolan…

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robertreeves Show this image to your healthcare provider and ask how they can implement it in the future. Then make sure it happ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jd

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@SuperCroup What is vog? A verb? Is vogging a sex thing? I bet you WILL use it.

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EthnicSteve What if instead of separating criminals from the public, we just made them insane and then let them back out the ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W0

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@FF_notes @schlutes Seriously, you’re got to give the poor possum something to work with. No wonder it’s frightened and embarrassed.

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God bless America. Also, in Australia PrEP is A$39.30 a month, which is $27.03/£20.79.) twitter.com/robertkessler/…

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@joneaves I have never known a possum to tidy anything though.

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This office looks trashed? Really? Lazy academic and incompetent possum, I say! twitter.com/FF_notes/statu…

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@NewtonMark @punchhappiness @garthk I guess my perceptions are shaped by having bene thoroughly trained in not just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QD

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@NewtonMark @garthk Counterpoint: Have you ever boarded a Jetstar flight or actually watched people looking at “You are here” sidewalk maps?

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What lovely weather in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/tnbBlR1sfZ

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BOM_Tas Want to work somewhere that’s super cool? Well, we have the perfect place…! 😎❄️ We’re looking for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kw

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AusSpaceAgency One month left to submit your application for the ‘Mission Control Centre’ and ‘Robotics, Automation and AI Command..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…22

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@jperlow Beautiful. I like her t-shirt. Who’s that on her left?

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The glamour of (minor sports) television! twitter.com/MikahliaHolmes…

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Further plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, and they’ve changed a little since this was first posted last night. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, unexpected late-start draft: Fried rice; reschedule a few things; get some writing planned if not started..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7G

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@daniels_den Nah, all the more obviously asymmetrical flags are the right way up. Those four (or three, if I’m not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OV

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@daniels_den Also the Korean flag, for that matter. And the Japanese.

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@yinyangman69 @oberonsghost I’s originally from @charltonbrooker, I believe, and the two device are jabscreen (phon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…La

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OK, let’s try flipping the switch to “awake” again. Stand by.

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I may have been premature with that judgement, or at least with the ambition of being awake.

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Monday. I checked so you don’t have to. Monday.

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